4 Hates of Advertising. On8qure (1 inch, ;one insertion - f! One Square " onn month - - 3 n OneSqiiare " three months H 00 OneHqtiare " win year - - 10 0 Two Square", onn year - - 1" Co Quarter t'ol. " - - - - SO 00 Half " " - W) CO One ' " - - joo f, Letfal notices at es!pHJslied rte. Marriage and dentil notices, gratK All bills lor vcMily a.lv prtiheinM' it.. leoted quarterly. Tiiipor.iiy rrlN-e-ments must bo jmid for in nd vance. Job work, Cash on Jieiivoiy. 9 rUPI,ISHKI KVF.RY WEDNESDAY, BT . ST. 33 WUIIC. , ( ffnon in rotunson a bonnwb mm. ding r' : ; J3I STRUCT, TI3N1OTA. PA. '-TEBM8, 1.00 A YEAR. Ve. Siiirlptlon received for hort"r pHiio'l ihiiii throe months, ,oriPK()iilr.n,.,. solicited inmi all part "' oounti-v. No notice will lie taken of Hinxiynious iMiijinnmiwitloiis. VOL. XII. NO. 48. TIONESTA, PA., FEB. 18, 1880. $1,50 Per Annum. hi nYTi roems of the Week. SINDAV. Lie still anil teat, in that serene repose Thnt on this holy morning cotnos to those Who have boon buried with the chit that make Tho sad heart weary and the tired heart ne.he. Lie Siill and rest- Hod's dny ol nil in bout. i MONWI. Awake! arise! Cast off thy drewsy dreams! Ited in the east, behold the morning hIohiim, " As Monday goes, no goes tho wpek," dame say. Krtreshed, ri'ieve 1, use well tho initial day; And hit! t liy neighbor A!i'iaT MteKshls labor. . It'lMlt.W. Another morning's banner Hie unfurled Another day looks smiling on the world; It beholds new laurels lor Ihy soul to win; Msr not in grnce by slolhlulness or sin, Nor sad, awy .Sond it to yesterday. wkim:dav. Hall-way unto the end the week's high noon. The morning hours do npeed away no toon : And wh(jn I lie noon is reached, however bright, Instinctively we look toward Iho night. The glow is lost . Once the inoiiiliun oront. TIH'IIMDVV. So well the week him s od, hunt ihoualiiend Wo spwid an hour in converse. It will loud Mew benuiy to thy InlHird ind Ihy litu To pnine a little wnLciliinita in the tiliilu. Toil mood seems rude Mint hits no interlude. r w, . ' om leasts abstain; he temperate, nml pmy; Fust if tin u wilt; and yet, throughout the lay, Neglect no la'mr and no duty shirk ; Not many hours aie lolt thee for thy work And it were meet . Tuat all should be complete. M'H'ltKAV. Mow with .the almost finished tusk make haste; So near the night, thou hast no time to waste. Post up accounts, ami let thy soul's eyes look For flaws and errors iu lile's lodger-book. When lub.HH erase, How sweet the sense ol peace! Ella M hrrlrr, in Chicago Tribune. ' A NIGHT IN AN AVALANCHE. Contra"" 1 arrangements and, c x pectalionsVhe dear old. uncle who had rearecTTne, I had not got further along in life than to a third -class clerk ship in the State department at Wash ington, and tltis only because I could write a fine hand, and make fancy capi aniA .. .!;.... -i in bcftic, mill iij v uioafrpuJULru uucjc. - I believe uncle was thoroughly ashamed of my getting into the depart ment at all. He would a hundred times over have preferred that I had been a farmer. But when the hard times came, and when the hard limes got harder, and the old farm, going under a mort gage, was oul rescued by my savings as a third-class clerk, uncle sank his shame in his gratitude, and my fancy writing was ridiculed no longer. Still, it was weary work, reading and copying endless dispatches of the chief clerk to our consuls in Europe, and all that without any apparent hope of ever becoming chief clerk myself. One day I was copying adispatch of the secretary to the consul at Z . It was to the effect that from that day on he would, in accordance with his request, be al lowed f 1,000 a year for clerk hire. "He will want a clerk, then, of course," I said to myself, "and if I could secure the situation, I might be happy still." I didn't want promotion so much as I wanted a change. That evening the dispatch of the department, copied nanied by a private note of my own to fho consul. As a specimen of my writ ing, I referred to the inclosed dispatch, and informed the learned consul that I could speak the German Ian gunge, hav ing learned it evenings during my stay in Washington. Perhaps the last re mark, and not ray tine writing, settled the business. Clerks who can speak foreign languages are in demand with our consuls. In six weeks from that day I had peeped into the great cities of London, Paris and Brussels, and was now stand ing at the clerk's desk of the American consulate u( Z . The business was not burdensome. With the office onen Wut five hours a day, we were happy. I had beautiful times so did the consul. Among the Washington letters last winter was one from our worthy com missioner of pensions, asking the consul to investigate and furnish evidence that certain widows and minor daughters of United States pensioners living in his district had not married, and thus for feited their claim to further aid from the government. All the certificates, except 1,001, were indorsed, and ready to be returned. "This pensioner," said the consul to his chief clerk one morning, " is proba bly either dead or married, and I am determined to find out which. It is not so wonderfully far from here to the vil lage of Bleiberg, and if you have an in clination you may take the next train and go there. Come back by Saturday, and, of course, make the expenses as inning as you can." I hud long wished for a stroll of some sort into the magnificent valleys of the Carinthian Alps, and here seemed my opportunity. I was twenty-five miles still from Bleiberg when I transferred my hand valise and myself from a second-class railway car into a first-class mountain diligence. It was a wonncrfully beautiful valley I was to asr end to Bleiberg. There are no finer mountain prospects anywhere. It seems to me sometimes that all the ornamental work of the creation has been expended on Switzerland and the Tyrol. Usually, when in the mountains,' I I ide outside with the driver, or up in the imperial, perched like a leather bon net on the top of the vehicle. I deter mined fully to do so at this time. How capricious is the mind of man, I reflected, on entering the little station, and seeing a young lady in a velvet jacket and jrrny kids buy inside coupe No. 1 for Bleiberg. In a minute and a half I had chanced ny mind, and was the owner of coupe ticket Xo. S. I helped my traveling companion to her seat, fixed my own precious baggage into the box behind, and then pro ceeded, naturally enough, to occupy in side seat No. 2. There was but one passenger besides myself. In twenty minutes the two occupants ol that mountain dilisence were tolerably ac quainted. We spoke, of course, in German. What struck us loth as very singular, however, was the great similarity of our German pronunciation. Miss Shel ton Miss Margot Shelton, to be mor explicit for I had seen her name on the ticket as I passed it to the conductor was perfectly certain I was not aSwiss, much less an Austrian, and I was equally confident my fair companion was not n native to the Alps. Her Ger man bore too strong an accent for that. I afterward learned she had thoughtmy own a little curious. Once, just for tho sport of the thing, I shouted something to the driver in English. How aston ished I was to hear Miss Shelton add to it a phrase as English as my own! We held breath to explain, and in almost no time at ail discovered that we were both Americans. Strange discoveries fol lowed they always do. Miss Shelton 's fiilhcr had been a volunteer captain in our army, and I myself had been within a ri lie-shot of him when lie fell atVicks burg. I ler mother, a native of Bleiberg, took this only daughter and returned to her old home, stopping at the solicitations of friends, first for -months, and now it had been years. In a moment I recalled what had been puzzling me for an hour. I had seen the name Shelton before somewhere. Who was pensioner 1004 but Elsie Shelton why had I not thought of t hat? wile of Captrin Shelton, killed at Vicksburg in June, 1863. How ex tremely singular! we both exclaimed. Mrs. Elsie Shelton. I was soon informed, wms not remarried. The object of my journey was accom plished. I might -return home at once. I did not, however. Besides, Miss Shel ton insisted' that I should go on and visit pretty Bleiberg, her mother and herself, f was easily persuaded. Why had the consul's letters not been answered? 1 asked, as we made a turn in the road. "Ok:," said Miss Shelton, 'mother and I were both corning next week to Z , to visit a relative there, and so she proposed answering in per son. Besides site is not so poor that she cares dreadfully whether Uncle Sam stops the ten dollars or so a month or not." By noon the church steeple of Blei burg was in sight, and in an hour the driver blew a shrill note or so on his horn, the villagers hastened to the win dows of. the houses as our four panting ponies passed on a allop, and the little old postmaster lifted his blue cap, and gave us a salute all round. Mrs. Shel ton was living witli a friend, then ab sent, in a substantial two-story stone house not far from the post. " Tl is is Mr. ," said Miss Shelton, laughing, as she presented me to her mother, "a real American;' and, just think, he has come to ask, mamma, if you are married." The good-looking, embarrassed little widow, soon un raveled the nonsense with which Miss Margot was seeking to overwhelm us, and I wm welcomed not only as an American, but as one who had been at Vicksburg. W lien the dinner was over I strolled out through one of the loveliest situated villages of the Alps. The view down tho valley we had just ascended was en chanting. Behind the pretty town, and edaed by a green meadow sloping up ward, was a forest of tall dark firs, and above this an alp, angling up the side of a steep mountain, known to all tour ists as the'Kigi of the Kernthal. It was only the 25th of February, but the sun seemed as warm as in midsum mer. The grass, so wonderfully green, was high enough for pasture, and violets and d uses peeped out every where. It was "dangerously warm, in fact." muttered the little postmaster in the blue cap, as I handed him a letter to post to the consul at Z , saying every thing was well, but I couldn't possibly be back on Saturday "dangerously warm, because there had not been so much snow on the mountains in fifty years as now, and already people began io hear of avalanches falling out of season." Bleiberg, however, is safe enough, I thought to myself, as I glanced up the sides of the old peak where, sure enough, there were oceans of snow and ice glis tening in the sunshine. But it was a mile away, and between pretty Bleiberg and it swept, like a dark veil, the forest of tall fir trees. " I don't like it it's too warm and there's no telling," continued my would be pessimist of a postmaster. "I haven't lived in those regions well nigh to fifty years for nothing. Snowing all winter, and hot sun and daisies in February, aren't natural. It means avalanches to somebody somewhere." I had almost forgotten that, as I left the house of my fair entertainers, I was informed that it was carnival-day in the village, and that at three o'clock I must be on hand to see the procession. It was already after three, and I hurried back to be offered a good place to see from, at the upper chamber window of Miss Margot, where, joined by her mother, we awaited the boys in Btriped trousers and masks, and the men with music and flags. It was a novel sight, as the long procession filed up the road and approached the house where we were waiting. The contrast of the bright colors of the costumes and flags with the green foliage and the greener grass at the road-sides; the comparative silence, disturbed only by the echoing of the notes of music from the lofty rocks; tho seeming diminutiveness of everything of the men, of the thread like roads, of even the houses and trees, as seen under the shadow of the tower ing mountains all added impressive ness to the tiling. There were possibly a hundred per sons in the procession, with a score of boys following at the sides, and all tho villagers looking on. Suddenly the music ceased ; there was an awful whiz zing in the air; a cry of " Avalanehe!" "Avalanche!" and an instant roaring and cracking, as of falling forests. In ten short seconds an awful flood of snow, mangled trees, ice and stones passed the house like the swell of a mighty sea. Everything shook. The procession disappeared as if engulfed by an earthquake. Houses, right and left, tumbled over, and were buried in one single instant. The air, cooled for a moment, and again hot, was rent with the screams of tue mangled. An awful catastrophe had befallen us; the wratli of the mountains was upon the village! For a moment we stood paralyzed speechless. My first impulse was to rush to the street, and to drag my companions with me ; but there was no street. Even the garden had di?appeared in a foam of snow and ice We thought of the back window at the embankment, but as we tore it open, a single glance toward the mountain lold us the horror was but begun. "The forest!" we all shouted in a breath. It was gone, all gone, as if mown by a mighty reaper, and masses of other snow seemed ready to slide. The white brow of the mountain still gleamed in the sunsliire, and seemed to laugh at the desolation. Another whiz zing, a roar, and with our own eyes we saw the side of the mountain start. Instantly and together we sprang down the steps into the lower room. There was a roll of tkunder, a mighly crash, and then all was darkness. We were buried alive beneath an avalanche. What my first thoughts were I am un able to recall. I only remember our fearful cries for help; how we shouted separately, and then united on one word, crying together again and again, our only answer the silence of the grave. Every soul in the village, probably, had been killed, or, like ourselves, had been buried beneath the snow and ice of the mountain . It was only after we had exhausted ourselves with vain cries for help that we meditated on helping ourselves. We had not been injured. Wo remembered that we were in the little sitting-room down stairs, the win dows only of which seemed broken in. and filled with snow, ice and stones. The stairway was also filled -with snow and the debris of crushed walls. Above us all was desolation. The furniture in the room seemed all in its proper place. We could move about, but it was becoming terribly cold, and we felt the sleepy chill, that dreadful precursor of death by freezing, overcoming us. Once we were certain we heard voices above us, and again we shouted to try to tell them we were still alive. We listened; the voices were gone we were abandoned to our fate. For hours we had alternately shouted and listened, until we sank down in de spair. It must have been midnight when, in our gropings about the little chamber, our hands came on a wax candle. In a few moments we had light light to die by. Hours went by. I don't know whether we were sleeping or freezing, when I started at healing a voice cry, "A light! a light!" I sprang to my feet, and again t lie voice cried, "A light !" In ten min utes three half-frozen, half-insane human beings were lifted from the grave into the gray lightof the morning. A hundred noble souls had labored the long night through, seeking the buried. Every man and woman, from every village in the whole valley, had hurried to the scene, and was straining every nerve to rescue those to whom life might still be clinging. We were among the last taken from the snow and mens, which had lain upon us thirty feet in depth. Did those brave rescuers wonder that we knelt to them and kissed the hems of their ragged gar ments? Beautiful Bleiberg is no more. Half of those whom we saw dancing along in the procession of the carnival, in the bright sunshine, sbep among the violets on the hill-side. The snow and the ice and the black bowlders from the moun tain, and the dark fir-trees, still lie, in this summer of 1879, in one mass in the valley. We all left as soon as we could travel. I went home to Z . My chief has resigned, ana I am now acting consul in his place. Should the Senate confirm all the new appoint ments, I expect to remain as consul. Miss Shelton thinks also of remaining, and when Americans wander to Z they will find the latch string of our home at the consulate on the outside of the door. One word and I am done. Mrs. Shel ton has lost a part of her pension so much of it as was allowed for a miner daughter. I have so reported it to the commissioner at Washington. Harper's Monthly . Henry Nelson, of New Orleans, is ninety-eight" too old to be fooled with." he says. But some boys amused themselves by tormenting him, until he shot off the arm of one of them. Mrs. Harris was ill, at Mitchell, Ind., and deliriously insisted on getting out of bed. The husband tried by persuasion to keep her quiet, and then losing his patience, killed her with an axe. Spring brings the blossoms. Autumn brings the truil and also colds, etc., lor which noth ing superior to Dr. Bull's Congo fcyrup has ever been offered to tho public. It always cure. l"rice 26 ceuta. TIMELY TOriCS. An idea of the condition of the United States navy is given by the report of the House naval committee, which says that of the 142 vessels of the navy forty-eight are not capable of firing a gun, eleven steamships are laid up for repairs and eight others are out of service, leaving only sixty-nine capable of doing naval duty. The navy is also short in guns, having" oniy 250 pieces in the whole navy, of which less than forty are rifles, all the others being smooth bores, which are out of all comparison with tho modern gun for effective service. It is somewhat hard to maintain a free reading-room in New York. The number of articles stolen from the Cooper Union is giving the managers a great deal of trouble. Not only are tho ordinary books stolen, but it is found next to impossible to keep up the sup ply of Bibles on tiie desks, as they are stolen as fast as distributed. The'brass rods that keep the papers in place are constantly stolen for the metal, and even the worthless rubber checks given at the door are stolen instead of being given up as the person passes out. Two years ago there were 2,000 checks, now there are but 450. Twenty-five hundred persons enter the free reading-room daily. Ileieafter persons desiring to use this immense reading-room will be obliged to make application for admis sion to the librarian. It is the habit in Scotland as in America to sell insurance tickets, with railroad tickets when the traveler de sires them. The cost of these insur ance tickets, good (or one day, is but a penny, and the company agrees to pay a certain sum in case of death within the twenty-four hours, or a certain sum weekly in case of in jury. It is rather remarkable that there should not be a single insured person on that fated Dundee train, but so the in surance companies assert. This brings up a suggestion of improvement in the method of giving tickets for this pur- Eose. There should be some method y which the friends of the deceased could find out whether or not he had been insured. Almost every one on the train that went into the Tay might have been insured, yet there is no way of find ing it out. Many of the bodies have been swept out to sea and if they are ever found it is doubtful whether an in surance ticket on their persons would be decipherable. Ihe autopsy of the remains of the woman who starved herself to death in Cincinnati did not reveal any materially diseased condition of the stomach. The fac t that she lived for thirty days with out using any nourishment whatever would justify the conclusion that per sons possessed of strong will power, and having the hallucination or delusion that they are suffering with some or ganic disease or bodily disorder, may live until the body is entirely consumed. This lady was possessed of great power ol will, and she had a delusion that she had no stomach, and therefore made up her mind that she would not take food or drink, and continued in this condi tion until there was a general exhaus tion of the nerve-centers and mental faculties, when she went quietly into a calm sleep and died without a struggle. The pathological condition of tlte pas sages leading to the stomach all being normal, with no obstruction, and all the organs in a healthy state ready to per form their various offices, would war rant tiie conclusion that this lady would have lived a great many vears if she could have been Induced to partake of sufficient nourishment to sustain life. An account of a case of clear grit, physical endurance and suffering from pain, which stands without a parallel, comes from Ontonagon county, Mich. The story runs that a woodman named J ames Irwin left Rockland for his forest home at Lac Vieux Desert.on snow Fhoes over an untraveled road through the woods, which was covered witli two or three feet of snow. A short distance out lie stoppe'.; to build a tire, and while engaged in chopping some fuel lie cut one ol iiis feet. Failing to appreciate at the time the extent of his injury, he continued on his way, and when out about twenty-five miles lroni Rockland lie discovered that his wound 1 L'l) Q .1 n 1 1 . I f.n . 1 . " 1 . rt,.i.- uuuii imp nun recjuircu me otliees of a surgeon, and as there was no puysiciaa at J.ac leux JJesert, he re traced his steps toward Rockland where he couli get one. His foot rapidly got worse, so that lie could not bear his weight on it. Alone, on an unbroken trail or road, heavy with snow, with a crippled and painful foot, his horrible position can be imagined. It was a case of life or death with Irwin, so falling on his knees he commenced crawling on " all fours " and alter thirty-six days he was found within three miles of Rock land, having crawled twenty-two miles in a most deplorable condition, and barely life enough left to stir. The wounded foot had to be cut off. and it was thought lie would lose the other one, whic h was frozen. For sev eral days he had dothing to eat. A man who would undertake to accomplish what Irwin did was not turned out of a common mould. The sultan haa ten servants whose special duty is to unfold the carpets for him when he is going to pray, ten- to take care of his pipes and cigarettes, two to dress his royal hair and twenty to attend to his most noble clean shirts. There arc a multitude of other attend ants, about the palace; indeed, it is stated that 800 families and about 4,000 persons live at his majesty's expense. He is an extravagant housekeeper; the annual expenditures of the palace are mentioned as nearly $14,000,000, A few years ago, when an unprece dentedlv cold night left a litt'e skim of ice on tfie pools in Jerusalem, the Arabs declared that it was a miracle by which water had been turned to glass. Notes on Deportment. Keep vour nails pared, and keep paired yourself. Single-blessedness is an empty mockery. Part your hair neatly. Part your for tune fairly. Toe out, not in. Especially if you are an employer, you would better turn out your feet than your hands. Keep your face cleanly shaved, and stop there. Don't shave vour customers. Don't talk with your mouth filled witli food. And there is no call for your talking much under normal con ditions. Keep your clothing well brushed. If you have no brush, tell you wife how you long for your mother's cookery, and you will have one instanter. See that your collar button is secure before you leave home in the morning. Else you will find your clioler rising be fore night. When talking, don't keep fumbling your face, as though you were fingering a musical instrument. Don't smoke in the presence of ladies. This does not apply to the meerschaum and brier pipes your lady friends have given you from time to time. Smoke in these ladies' presents as often as you please. Don't walk the streets with your cane or umbrella thrust under your arm at right angles with your body. The policeman may take you for a cross and take you up. Don't interrupt a person in his talk. The natural limit of man's life is three score years and ten, and he can't go on forever. Never put your knife in your mouth. The mouth is a very poor place to keep a knife. Apt to make it rusty. Don't tuck your napkin under your shirt collar. The waiter may think you would steal it. Never say "I won't," even if it be your wont to feel that way. Don't speak so low that vou have to be asked to repeat everything that you have said. The second time of saying a thing will frequently impress you with its flatness. . Don't speak so loud that everybody's ears are outraged. It may injure your trachea. Boston Transcript. Thirty-Four Years in Jail. An official record, recently published, of the leading incidents in tiie nefarious career of one Mr. Anthony Matek, an Austrian thief of considerable renown in the Cisleithan provinces of the Dual Realm, is not uninstructive. This per severing but unfortunate pilferer has just attained the ripe age of sixty-eight, thirty-four years and eight months of his existence having been spent in one or another imperial jail, while the monotony of his solitary confinement has been relieved at different limes by his receiving 16.R00 stripes with rods and 370 blows with sticks. These latter castigations were imparted to him dur ing his term of army service. Military regulations opposed themselves, it seems, in a violent and arbitrary manner to his confirmed habit of seeking uncon sidered trifles in his comrades' pockets; and vengeful martinets, deaf to his plea that "congenial eccentricity covers a multitude of sins," decreed no fewer than six several times that, lie should "run the gauntlet." The fact that lie has survived those terrible ordeals bears convincing testimony to the vigor of his constitution. The value of the article? stolen by him is appraised in the official register of his adventures and mishaps as not amounting in all to 300 florins, or less than $150. His last sentence but one eight years' imprisonment witli hard labor, which he had worked out only a few weeks ago was incurred for the annexation of the Austrian equiva lent to eighty cents. No sooner was he free than he publicly relieved a lady of her purse, containing sixty cents. For this imprudent feat he has iust been condemned to another six years of penal I servitude, making up a total ta e of lorty years and eight months' laborious seclu sion for the acquisition of an amount representing an income for that period of about $3.75 per annum! The strictest honesty could hardly have paid him worse. HSBSBBiMlnSH- t A Depraved Small Boy. A fearful example of criminal pre cocity is afforded by a case which re cently came before the assize court of St. Peter, in Martinique. A boy named Em i lien Dema, aged eleven, was accused of deliberately murdering Paul Sarpon, a child of three and a half years. The following exraets from Dema's exami nation will show the horrifying cold bloodedness witli which lie admitted the commission of the crime. On being asked how lie despatc hed his victim lie answered: I killed him intentionally. I got him to come and play with me. He followed me and we played together at first, and then 1 led In m near the edge of a cliff, and pushed him over. I next jumped down after him, beat and kicked him. bit him in the neck and finished him off with a stone." Wishing, as he ! said, to assure himself of having really " finished off" Sarpon, this young mon ster stated that he- then dragged the body into a pool of water and effectually prevented any ri'turn of life bv placing a heavy stone on the head. The preei dent of the court inquired of Deina why he had taken the child's life, to which he replied: "Because I hated him for hav ing me punished by my mother." On a question being put as to whether he felt no regret or pity on seeing the murdered boy struggling m the agonies of death, the prisoner, who seemed greatly sur prised at such a query, answered decid edly, "No," and added, on being fur ther interrogated, that not even the fear of the police would have deterred him, as his desire was to "kill Paul." The child criminal, who had given his evi dence throughout most impassively, displayed nofee.ingof any kind on being sentenced to the maximum punishment of twenty years' imprisonment in a house of correction. (Ialiituii3 Mis-suitr. Jnst One Little Song, Love. Come, sing that song 1 loved, love, When all life seemed one song; Tor I am stricken now, love, My strong arm Is not strong. Then sing the song I loved, love, Vou know that one sweet song. Aye, sing that one sweet song, love; Love, just that one sweet song. For lile is none too long, love Oh, love is none too long. Then just one little song, love; Ixve, jnst one little song. 1 know you love the world, love; Nor would I deem you wrong. But, when above my grave, lore, Next year the grass grows strong. Then sing that song I loved, love; Ixve, just one little song. No tears or sable garb, love; No sighs to break your song. But when they bid you sing, love, And thrill the joyous throng, Then sing the song I loved, love; Love, just one little song. Joaquin Miller, in the Parisian. ITEMS OF INTEREST. Over 1,000 cheese factories are operated in New York State. The Boston rosl considers a judge's position a trying one. Arizona contains 73,000,000 acres of land, 5,000,000 of which are surveyed. The people of Germany smoke 85,000,- 000 pounds of tobacco in their pipes every year. A California paper says that it is now considered a well-settled point that the production of raisins in that State will be made profitable. English authorities state that, out ol every five loaves of bread eaten in Eng land in 1800, three must come from the United States and Russia. A new steam hammer in the establish ment of Messrs. Park Bros&& Co., Pitts burg, weighing fifteen tons, and costing $60,000, will, it is said, be the largest in the countrv. Over $22,QO0,0OO was expended in New York city last year in the erection of new buildings, which is in excess of the amount expended for new buildings any year since 1871. The Smithsonian institute has sent a commission to the Pacific coast to make a complete collection of all the fish found in the sea, lakes and rivers of California and the neighboring States and Terri tories. It is said that there is one cow for every four persons in this country, and if the wells and springs were to fail tsome of us would be put on short allow ance of milk and cream. Xorristown llrnll. The Suez canal receipts are reported to have decreased in 1878 $323,200 from tlioso of 1877, and 1870 showed a still greater falling oil'. About three-quarters 1 f the vessels passing through are British. Professor: "Can you multiply con crete number", together?". The class all uncertain. Professor: What will be I he product o' live apples multiplied hy six potHes!1" Pc"'l (triumphantly): "iiasn." " nlnd words can never die." How iiitterly does a man realize that terrible truth when he sees all the kindest words lie ever saw in his life glaring at him from his published letters in a breach of promise suit. Hawkey t. According to the developments of a lawsuit in Buffalo, the business of manu facturing glucose is a very profitable one. It is alleged that the shares of tiie Buffalo grape sugar company, the original value r.f which was fclOO'eaeh, are now worth $20.1100 each, and it is said tiie concern makes from $30,000 to $40,000 per week. Although to-day there are as many beards in the House of Commons ns in any assembly in the world, twenty-five years ago there was but one. It be longed to Mr. Muntz, member from Birmingham, who did the public a ser vice by persuading the government to adopt the perforating machine in the manufacture of postage stamps. Mr. Muntz shaved until he was forty, when his brother returned from Germany Willi a line beard, which the M. P. de ter nined to emulate. "H. B.," the famous caricaturist, was soon at "the limn with tiie beard," as every one called Muntz. and represented him in a cartoon as "a Brunmiagen M. P." Iu this por trait lie carries a stout stick, which lias special prominence, the reason being that an irrepressible practical joker, the Marquis of Waterford, was supposed to have laid a wager that lie would shave Muntz; hence tho cudgel to defend him self from disbarbainent. Mr. Muni, died, very wealthy, in 1H57. Ninety and Nine. On the Aletusch "lacier I saw a strange, beautiful sight - the parable of the ninety and nine reacted to the letter. One day we were making our way with ice-axe and alpen stock down the gla cier, when we observed a flock of sheep following their shepherds over the in tricate windings between crevices, and so passing from the pastures on the one side of the glacier to the pastures on the other. The flock had numbered two hundred all told, but on the way one of them had got lost. One ol tho shep hards, in his German patois, appealed to us if we had seen it. Fortunately one of us had a field glass; with its aid we discovered the lost sheep in a tangle of brushwood on the mountain side. It was beautiful to see how the shepherd, without a word, left his hundred and ninety-nine sheep on the glacier waste (knowing they would stand there per fectly still and talc), and went clamber ing back after the sheep until he found it ; and he ac tually put it on his shoulder and returned rejoicing.