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I A .o..n l.y William Winter, read hi the i , . ,ir i ii tt i i banquet B,vcn t, Obver Wendell Holme, in Boston in honor of his soventieth birth- tiny. If that glad song hail ebbed awuy, Which, rippling on through smile and team, ling bathed with showers of diamond sprsy The rosy fields ol seventy years Jf that sweet voice were hushed to-day, What should we say T At first we thought him hut a lest, . A ray ol laughter, quick to lade j i. We did not dream how richly blest In hid pure lile our live were made; Till noon the aureole shone, contest. Upon h is crest. '' -. When violols lade the roses blow j ' When laughter die the passion wake; His royal Bong, that slept below, - . ; Like Arthur's sword beneath the lake, . Long tiiuie has flashed it fiery glow O'er all we know. That sewg has potired its ino! od Hunt ' On crimson Mugs in Iroodom's van, And hleswd their swrried rtuikg, who flcht Lite's batlla here lor truth and man An oriflammo, to cheer the right Through diktt night! , That song haa flecked with roey gold The sails that lado o'er fancy's sea; Relouifiil the storied days ol old; - . I'mangcd the gloikmn I lie to be; 'And many a sorrowing heart consoled, In gii?l un1vddt' , ', When, shattered oil thofoltiesl steep The DtHtesmsit'a glory ever lonml, That limit, so lku the bonndlt'ss ih-p, ; Hitko,-ii the imp no heart can bon'id, How did hi ilirfce ol sorro uep . UVr VVt-bvei-yMeep! Il-jw co'lydid hia spirit pour The sluins thxt iiiHku ilia tenr-di-ops atart, When, on tlii hi uk New Knglnnd shore. With rur.t's burp and triu's hrt " I' i t in illixl tit to bTi txAoin's core With thought ot Mooifc! r " Tho shamrra-k, pit-n on I.SfToy side, ' ' The liehttu 'mmth Nsw KogUnd snows," White d iio M ho flol'U of Clyde, ' ' Twined aidciit round old Albloa'a rose, Bloo n, in UU Verse, as bloomi tu bride, ., With love and pride. ' '' ITie silUoii Jreis, the tntintling vipe, Ked rot.'s, suiuuici's whiHpenng leaves. , The lips shut kits, the hands that twine, i The hfart that loves, the heart that grieves Tn I l.iiv'e lound a d:athlws shrine . i Uia iirt iine, ' -4 ' Ah, wiill! that voice can charm us yet, Aod still that shining tide of song, lioneiuh a sua not soon to set, . f'l golden miuio flows alonRf . j With dw ol jsy our eyo avo wet . ft ii -.KutVit tegret. . . . , :j .v ... fr, fctill ai ooines the tetttal dayj - In many ft leinple, (at-and tmar, The words that all have longad "to say) ' The wor-U that all are proud to hear, Kail from his lips, with conquering swsy, Or grave, or gay. - " , ;c . II a moment thi lor passion's heat, V Vor wire the voice to give it scope, JtVheu love and latne and beauty meet ' To crown their memory and tboir hope! I cast white lilies, cool and sweet, Here, at his ieet. True bard, true soul, true man, true Irieud! Ah, gently on that reverend head Ys snow oi wintry age descend, Ye shadows ol mortal night he shed ! I'eace guide and guard him to the end, And Ood duiend. EVELYN'S NEW YEAR'S GIFT. ! "Conic in!" R:tlph (iraiitlcv's face had hcoti buried in his hands, but a sharp rat-tat caused him to look up. The door ol his room opening, gave .admittance to a spnre, dapper little man, dressed in nn iron-gray suit, and ."with iron-gray hiiir and whickers, who . with a hasty bow deposited his hat, umbrella, and a little black bag upon a side-table. - ... " Mr. Crantley, I presume?" he said, bowing Mgain, and bustling across the room witii a quick, uneven step. 'That is my rame!" replied Ralph, fixing his haggard eyes upon the new comer. " May I nkjhe business which brings you here?" "Certainly, my dear sir ! My uamei3 Bowles, f)( the firm of Clark, Standish iS; Bowles, solicitors, Clement's Inn. 1 am pleased to make your acquaintance, Mr. (irantley, and heg to w itih you u happy a very happy iew Year!" 'lfave you come here to mock nie.-" asked the young man, with clenched hands and Hushed cheeks. " Dear me, ho! Certainly not!" "Then you are not acquainted with my circumstances!" "Well really-I a " " Then if you arc," continued Ralph, fiercely, " what is it but a mockery to wish 4 a happy New Year' to a beggar" like myself bankrupt alike in purse and-expectations?" My dear sir, I " Your business relates to money, of course !" "Wliy, yes; I-" "I guessed as much. Well, then, let me tell you it Is vain to press me for pay ment. I have no money no effects no present means of obtaining even a bare livelihood. My grandfather, to whose inheritance I aui lawful heir, has died, Kir-di ;d and hftnie not one farthing, but de vi ui-Mm re -d the whole of the e&UUe to a itive, of whose very name I v t in i :tvu.tn c." - " Yes, I knew that. I- ., 'J0.--' you knew that!' interrupted Ralph, vehemently. ."Perhaps you .'too. for wh4 roaHon 1 have been ilUinhni-iia.1 3" ' " No ; but" i ncn l win teii-you Nearly throe diu.e i hi years ago I was made a K-nn of villains, who, profiting by my i inoranop of the world, fleeced me and Involved main some Rambling trans actions! in which toy conduct was tnndc. i to bear a worse construe' ion than it dp; C7 a v j 4 1 in ivaJtfrwit;!. n-ujic ivi TT ni VI f and by payhur clown a larjre sum bf money efl'ccted my deliverance.' It whs my first folly it has been my lasti In spile of all, however, I have never been forgiven, - He deelsrod while he had power 1o help it his property should never fall into jmmbier's hands. A time wenton I thougtt that my conduct would diminish his resentment; but it WW8 a vain hope. - He has died, I tel you, and uot left me vone eingle far thinK!" Haipli spoke vilh so much bitterness and fury that Mr. Howies began to feel omewhat alarmed. Calm yourself, mv dear sir." he said, in most persuasive tones. "Calm yourself, and listen to me. It is natural that under the circumstances' you should feel a pood deal annoyed." . " Annoyed !" echoed Kalph. " I tell you that I am almost penniless, and heavy in debt, and yet in the face of all this you wish me a happy New Year!" " I do widi H. Mr. Grantlev. in SDitfl of the dilVicullies ol your positions tuouph when I uttered Che words I little thought what a storm f was about to brinjt down upon myself." - "I'artlon me!" said Ralph. "I am half mad, I think! Tell me your busi ue,ss and begone!" ; ' . ."One moment." said thfi lawver. "You think I come 7a .behalf of your creditorsr- " ' "Undoubtedly." "That, then, 19 a mistake of yours. I am here about money it in true, but it is for the purpose of paying not re ceiving!" Ralph looked at Mm in amazement. "louare surprised, bo doubt but listen: As you nave correctly enough stated, your lately deceased, and much, lamented grandparent bequeathed the who'te of his prop'erty, real and per sonal, to hi lister's pranddaughtcr, Miss Evelyn JDoningtoR.!' . . . "I did not know the name, nor did I wish. What has it to do with me, Mr, a a- - "Bowles." . t i "Mr. Bowles, then,' I ask' what has this to do wit h me?" ' ' ' . " iou win Know airecuy. It is- roughly estimated that the whole of the property Kit by the; deceased would realize in round numbers a hundred thousand pounds. It appears that you ana Miss Donington are the only sur vivlng relatives no one -else" has any claim- Miss Donington vho is, I should tell you, our client knowing all this, and feeling the injustice of the will which deprives you of everything, has contrary to our an vice, you under stand insisted upon having a deed of girt nrawn up. "A deed of giftP" " Yes, hear me out. With a spirit of romantic generosity and Quixotic equity, whicn oeems to tie ridiculous, she insists upon taking only one-hali of the inheritance the other moiety ahe gives to you, as being rightfully your own. "Can it be possible?" " You may welj doubt the evidence of your senses, nut you can veadilv con vince yoursel f of the reality of the whole transaction, for the sum of fifty thousand pounds has been this morninir.paid into your bankers' hands and placed to your" credit." Stunned and bewildered by these un expected tidings, Ralph could do nothing hut glare incredulously at Mr. Bowles, who, rising from his scat, took from the little black hag-a parchment document, v iir.-ii no spicaii i-ui upon i.ir i.iiiir. . " nere, tie sjmt, nere is tii" ueea oi : gift, by virtue ot which half of your ! grand faUiers's pmnerty is yours." "No no!" said Ralph, amazed at such an extraordinary instance of gener osity, " I, cannot I will not permit such a sacrifice to be made on my be- 1 half!" "Tut tut tho deed is done, and cannot be undone or rather will not, j I am certain. Miss Donjngton says that fifty thousand pounds i an amplo for- i tune lor anyone antt especially her politic n." one in " ller position, what was that?" " From her earliest years a struggling oife. When she reeived the news of her good fortune, sho lield the - situation of nursery governess." "Nursery governess! then she is young?" "les; you might have guessed that. It Is only the young who can be actuated by such generous impulses as these." " She must have a noble spirit," said Ralph, much affected. - ' v- " And yet," said Mr. Bowles, " she disclaims all idea of having done any thing ex raordinary. She declares she is only performing a simple act of justice." "Heaven bless her!" exclaimed Ralph. " But she shall see that my generosity can equal hers. I could never forgive myself if I consented to such a sacri fice." " You cannot refuse. Sho has taken the power out of your hands. ' She alone has the power to cancel this ,bo:d." "(live it to me, then!" "Certainly it is yours." . "And now the, address of this Miss Donington?" , "She is at the Hall. In accordance with our advice, but against her inclina tione, she has gone down there and taken formal posbession. "Then," said Ralph, shaking the law yer bv the hand, " I am off by the next train!" . U wits fast growing dark whenRalh Grantley, having inquired for Miss Don il"2;tou, " was shown into the drawing IVurn ;tt his grandfather S re sidence ;! simply m the vicjnity a9 " The Hall." His heart throbbed strangely as he found himself in the old familiar room. Years had elapsed since Inst he crossed Hie threshold, yet all things in and about the spacious apartment had underzone so little change that he coulI almost fancy he , had not been absent many days. , ,. i . A servant entering with lilris dis turbed his meditations, and Immediately afterward there Was a soft rustle of silk and erf pe, and the heiress stood before He lowed deeply, but MisI)onfrirlon was less Ceremonious in hef greeting. Advancing quickly, with her hand out stretched, she said, gently and sweetly : it is kina oi you, indeed, Mr. Urant ley, to come so soon very kind. ,. I foartd almoRtrthal you "would chervil some harsh foelmra toward me for t n vv ingTt-thoutflr. quit .1 unknowingly de pi ived you of your grandfather's inherit ance, that you would shun me alwavs. The thought gave me the keenest pain, anu l am gian so glad to und my lears unfounded! Wo are the sole living re presentatives of one family, and for that reason only we ought surely to be good friends." : Ilalph had taken her" liaild in hW, and he retained it while1 she spoke. His pulses throbbed as he gazed upon the lovely f:ice before him, and her voioe, as she made that earnest appeal,, was so full of the sweetest music that he felt he could be content to listen to its tones forever. " h have oome "tbegan Ralph j bot his- companion-noting the "gra-venee-s of his voice, hastened to interrupt him. . " " Before you say anything'more," she urged, gently, " give me tlie assurance that yoa .bear- m enmit'-Towiird rne. I'roniiuo me that you wilf le friends." " Would it be possible lor any one to say nay to such a request" asked Ralph, enchanted by the appenrnnee and man ner of the heiress.. lieliovemer my dearest wish is tludVtv may be tiiends always." Tears of joy rose to her eyes; hut her face grew sadder as Ralph went on s . ' "There is one condition in our bond of friendship," ho said, drawing forth the deod of gift while; he spoke, I am deeply touched by, the rare generosity of spirit which prompted you to oflerme one-half your fortune, and I shall thank you for it and bless you all my life; but I have come to give you this deed back, and to assure you that under no circum stances can I consent to the sacrifice you wish to make.'.'. , . . . . . w . "But it is made the deed is done,' she said, with quivering lips and glisten ing eyes; "tha money is already paid into vouf bankers." "Then there it will remain," said Ralph, firmly; "for I am determined not to touch it." t a - .- "I hopo to tbe Itblc to yiduee you. to, alter your decision," she answered, re fusing to take the folded parchment which, he -hold toward, her. At any rate," she added," as he shook his head, " you will allow mt to offer, you some refreshment, and invite you to uccept the shejter ol the, Hall for to-night. There is bo train back to town until to morrow morning." Ralph hesitated. " He wad determined not to avail himself of her generosity ; while she, on her side, was equally re solved that as a mere act of justice tho fortune should be divided. But Ralph feared, with good reason, that if lie re matned and listened Uher arguments and entreaties, his resolutiou might waveror be overturned t ltogether. "Cousin Ralph!" she said, fixing her dark eyes full upon him, "you will stay at the Hall to-night, will you not? It is so lonely here in this great house with only Mrs. Rates an old friend of my mother's to talk to. I.et us occupy. ursiive- this evening with Banking oj the future, for you know you have prom ised that we shall be friends. r ' .', Who could resist such tender words Hllll nIClimnir limUM I ,'PI-tflin v lint pleading ) Ralph, for. he was. already conscious i t llUU lor IfOt irood or evil Evelyn Doninxton wuid iniiuence All. his tuturo. ller generous offer to divide the lor tune had naturally produced a deep effect upon him, and before the evening was over this feeling had developed into a warmer tme. Charmed by her grace and beauty subjugated by her winning "ways Ralph for the first time knew what, it was to love. " . The next moruingT when he stood in the hall, wishing his beautiful cousiu good-hye, it was dear that her influence i had not been sullicient to cause him to his determination. It had change brought aoout some, kind ol compro mise; for holding both Iter hands in his, and gazing ardently into her face, he aid, in tender accents : " Do not doubt me, dear cousin do not imagine this is any passing fancy. Love is a plant of quick growth, Eve lyn, and you have only to be seon to be loved by every one how much the mote, then, by me? Remember our compact that for the present nothing more is to be said about the division of the property that you will let me see you and sneak to you very -very often i that at the end of six months I shall come forward to accept the deed of gift, I but upon the condition that when I take j it I shall take the giver, too that jou will then fix the day when you will make my happiness complete by becom ing my wife!" Ana Evelyn looked up with a bright smile on her lips and a pleased look iu br eyes, that showed short as had been her acquaintance with Ralph Grantley he was already far from in different to her. The fashion of putting fi50 buttons down the back of the dress has disap peared, but they now use 1.3(H) hooks i &cd eyes on the front, and a man can't lay up a dollar to save his life. Detroit Free Irttt, . At a recent com ci t it was the subject ol re mark that in whut tine "voice" tue tingms were: in couiuiei.Jiui Lia itood iuili n.-iit Uia - J k-aJur will pardon us lor whispering that he j always recouinieuda Dr.Bull sCough Syrup lor a clcnog and strengthening the voice. substantial, red-bricked manskn,known Lincoln's AssaHSiiifltlon. Silas Owens sends the following letter to a Troy(N. Y.) paper; Among the news items in your paper of Thursday last appeared a statement that William Wit hers, Jr. leader of the orchestra at Ford's theater on the occasion of the assassination of President Lincoln, im peded the progress of Booth across the stage after the fatal shot. This is amis lake; no one was on the stage before the scenes. When Booth jumped from the box at the time, the murdered president still sat in his chair. Lnnra KWne stood In the right entrance, about to come on the stage .at,the commencement of the. scene, and Booth, as tie parsed her, rudely pushed her aside with the hand that held a knife. The knife caught in the Sleeve of .her dres and cut it. Booth hastened ron to the door in tho rear of the theater; and Miss Kcene, who had recognized him, rushed to the footlights with birth hands above her head, and. With all her dramatic power in voice and action, rrled: "It's John Wilkes Booth! ' Kill him!" kill . him!".. Until fen hot a man or woman in the aud ience had moved. All thought that the tiring of the pistol was a part of tho play, and the appearance ot Booth at the edge of the ..box, the jumping to' the stage, and tho screaming of. Mm-Lincoln had the eject of palsy m the people, and no one stirred, until Booth had -'disappeared. Then there was a rush for the stage, and the first one to reach it was". William Flood, a master's1 mate in the navy, and attached to the United States steamer Frhnrose. He climbed the scroll work on the face of the box, assisted, by Miss Harris, of 'Albany, who was with the president's party, and lilted Mr. Lincoln from the chair, and laid him down on the door with his head on Flood's knee, and resting on his hand. A search was made for Jlie wound, which, was not found until Mr. Flood, feeling a damp ness on his hand, removed it and found nearly a teaspoonful of the great man's brain, that had issued from the wound, in his palm. Mr. Flood now has the particle vol brain preserved in alcohol: The stage was crowded with an excited multitude searching for the assassin; and from twenty difl'ermt points over the balustrade of the gallery dangled ropes with a hangman's noose, and.'above the oonfusionr and -cries, voices fronV the gallery Shouted:'" "Bring him here! Bring hm here!" Booth was beyond their reich, however.' ' The ' mardeied President was removed, and ten minuttB after the theater", vasffmpty and the lights out. These are facts known to the deponent., . t - -- ',: tieneral L'reok's Xrrpw; Escape. An Omaha (Neb.) letter to the New York JJeraM. says: Brigadier General Urook, ! commanding the department of the Platte, and two friends who reside in Omaha, have just returned 1 from a hunting expedition to the Platte vallev. near Schuyler, during which the former had a narrow escape from death and sustained injuries from which he has not yet fully recovered. The party were hunting wild geeso on tho Platte river, two miles from a farmer's house where they made their headquarters, and were on a sand bar In the middle ol the stream. which at that point is about a mile wido. General Crook 1 was ooncealed behind a " blind" and one of his friends was behind another. Suddenly the wind began to increase in violence, ac companitd by snow, nd the cold grew more intense. ' In' a few minutes the party were in the midst of a prairie "blizzard."- General Crook shot goose and In attempting to get it lost his" hat. In following it he dropped tmonen. an ice hole. 1 lie water for- tunatelywas not (Jetp, but it thoroughly chilled him. He recovered his hat and remarked that.. he was. .cold and numb and would return to t he house. A few minutes, after, his friend? aiso started, shaping' their course by the river's course. One remarked that ho felt uneasy about Crook, who, he feared, might have missed his way. -The other lejected the idea, but during a slight cessation of the storm the first sports man insisted that ho could see thaliguro - .i . i i . oi a man ocuino mem. a iouu mioui was sent, up and repeated again and again. Finally Crook' figure was re cot-nizod as he canio staggering up, and Lit was discovered that he was well nigl chilled to death. II is ears and feet were frozen, his neck was covered with ice and he was unable to speuk aloud. His comrades helped him to the house and for two or three days he was unablo to proceed further,' his friends remaining with him. lie had become confused and traveling in circles had fallen Into the river a second time, when he dis covered his mistake and rapidly retraced his steps, but none too soon to save his life. Crook has always prided himself on being able to endure severe storms without any protection but an overcoat and in many winter campaigns lias set his men, rare examples of endurance, But for his friends, however, he would have tested his physical powers once too olteu. The Harvests of the World. Tho MoiiUatr Lt fae publishes the fol lowing estimute of the harvest in vmi ous countries: Belgium, yield below the average; Austria-Hungary, moderate harvest, no export of grain this year Russia, pretty good harvest, exports o grain will bo between 3,600,000 and 5,000,000 qrs. ; Germany, satisfactory harvest; in Prussia and Wurtemburg up to the average and in Saxony and Bavaria considerably beyond it; Italy bad barvefct; bpain, tolerably good Switzerland, average harveat ; Turkey harvest generally good; Holland, liar vest only middling; France, the harvest will be 15 per cent, below the average, and it will be necessary to import 5 0(10,000 ors. England, bad harvest will require about 24,000,000 qrs of wheat more than she has grown ; Uni ted States, good harvest, estimated at -le(J.0i; j,5(O qi s. ; which, after deducting the S10,ii-J5.0O0 qrs. required for home c-onsUiiinlion and seed, leaves 16w,4:t7 ')i'0ip fur exportation to Europe. TIMELY TOPICS. The tenant-farmers of England, ac cording to a member of Parliament, will be satisfied with nothing less ttian: 1. Better representation. 2. Security for capital, .V Freedom of cultivation. 4. Liberty to dispose of produce to best advantage. " 5. Abolition of distraint. 6. Reform of the game laws. , 7. L?giti. mate share in county . government; 8. Fair apportionment of local burdens. ' A story comes from Nemehah county, 'Mo., that one David Meisenthaler was killed there by a meteor of aerolite. He was driving cattle from the lield when tne meteor oe-wenueo onuqueiy inrougn a tall mflplc, t utting the limbs as clean oS. if it , had . been a cannon ball.- It struck near the shoulder, passing through his body obliquely and burying itself two feet in tho earth. , The meteor is composed of iron pyrites, round and rough, about the size of a common patent bucket. , ; r 4 , .., The movement to "recognize the "ster- ing qualities of Adam, by the erection of a monument at Elmira, N. Y, is booming. ThC Free Ires of that city contains a report of a meeting held there to perfect arrangements; for tho desired testimonial. ' Tin? iVce Press says r "A committee of three was . appointed to correspond with eminent sculptors with a view of getting designs sugges tions and estimates ution the cost of the memorial, according to a plan which at the meetin"had been generally pre ferred. Thematter of the location of the work was informally discussed, and several sites, any of which would be- favorable, were named i The work un dertaken, will be earnestly and zealously pushed until the design of theprojectors shall be an accomplished fact. ' The foolish man who' told his sod that wine, is made of grapes iwas, as every one knows, very far from the. truth. Still people have been of the opinion. that American home-made . wine, at least, was manufactured from grapes. It seems that in this also they are mis taken.. Thu Sandusky (Ohio) Register, in its annual review ot the vineyard prp- .uetior. of Northern Ohio, says that of the -million and a half gallons of wine that.' was made there this-season, less than' a million gallons of grape juice was used. It adds that dealers make no secret of the fact that they use spirits. sugar and water largely 11 the produc tion of wine, and claim that this is d me, not so much to make money as to suit the taste of their patrons, who prefer the adulterated product to the pure article. The method adopted in Germany lor preventing the slipping nnd falling of horses on the public road is as unique ad it is simple. The smith, when finish ing the shoe, punches ii hole in tho two ends, and when the shoe is cold lie taps in a strew, thread aqd screws into tlie shoe, when on the horse's foot, a sharp pointed stud of an inch in length.' With shoe3 thus fitted, the Jiorso can travel securely over the worst possiblo. road, never beinir known to slip under anv mode of emnlovment draft horses bring also shod in the same way. Wlien the horse comes to the stable, the pointed stud is unscrewed and a button screwed in, so that no damage can happen to the horse and the screw holes are prevented from tilling. When the horse is going out. tho only thing required is simply to remove the button nnd screw In the pointed stud. Professor Willard. in a speech at the New York dairy fair, deprecated the present tendency of larmers to extrava gance "pianos, line clothes and Usivkm shoes." Commenting upon the profea sor's speech, the New York QratJifc re- marks: "Vow, fanners have as much rigni to tne rcnnentcnis or ureas any other -class of petiphv The inference iroiu mis iicriiiHiiai iireaciijiui vi , econ f . . . i . -i i.i e omy to the farmer i that he must live in a very plain houae, dress in very pl:un clothes, abjure al! ornamentation, and live . down to a level which borders on squalor. If this nd"ie is good for the farmer it should be equally good fur merchant, lawyer or doctor. Sauce lor the iroone is sauce for the malebird also All of life is not embraced in nork and cabbage,, pictnreloss looms, or a houwe without piano, tasty furnilure or rooks Are certain favored occupations to he the only ones to enjoy the luxuries of liter Helinement is not extravagance The American fanner is by this exces sive economy to be converted Into an American peasitnt. If people are edu cated up to the modern requirements it will lollow, as a matter ol course, that they will demand modern elegancies. 1 lie piano has its mission in the farmers parlor as. well as in that of the Fifth avenue. Indeed it is all the more needed to relieve the isolation ol the country homo. If farming cannot bring the re fined necessities of lifo, then farming is a very poor business. . ; Getting Lveu Mil IT the P. M. (J. Ever since the lato order of the Postmaster-General came out, a certain citizen of Detroit has been pondering on how to get even with the old chap. Yesterday he struck the idea. He en tiled the' pstollice with a letter, or rather an envelope, containing only blank paper. He wrote the address on tho upper left-hand corner, upset the envelope and wrote the town, put tlm county on the lower left corner, and tho State where the stamp gees. Then he stuck the stamp in the center of the envelope, and' below it requested to have the letter returned to him after ten duys. "It will come hack," he explained, "for there is no party there by this name. I'll nave to pay inreo cents lor sending it l.hOO miles, but Uncle Sam has got to blink his eyes ail over this envelope, and then return it free. When this old government gets ahead of me I want to know ilS'lh iroii Free I'res.t. dyed, and when the indignantly exclaimed, 'l is false !M lie Miid he presumed so.---Z?ooi 'on W. Jack Frost's Song. , I ride on tho wings ol the northwest wind Prom my home in the frozen seas, Whero I lie and rest with a quiet mind When blowfith the summer breeze. ... I fllnh the rainliow li-om out the skies And place it on maple leaves, T whip por the swallow,. awny ho flies '. From his nest beneath the eaves. I work in tho dark of the blackest night, And paint pictures npon the pane;- What though the sun iu ids noonday might f rims them, I limn thehl Sgain. . I draw, as I please, the tenfler spray Ol tern, with its feathery grace, And if that dies out in the snn's warm ray ; I put a pine in its plaoe . . - - But this "is only my pleasant play -While sunbeams lie and dream, For I clasp in my chilling clutuii by day .The throat of the gurgling stream. ' I still its music. ' I strip the trees Ol their leaves, and kill the flower. hnah the hum ol the busy bees, . " Who work during summer houis. - - 1 1 umblo the lenoen, and lilt tho grain , '.Prom whet e it lice in tho soil, I pinch the poor on their way to gain . Their bread by their dally toil. But when spring day conies I change my mind, - For I am a fickle soul, . ' ' So I mount on the wings ot the sonthwes t winds , ; And ride to the Arctio pote. Trvlh. ITEMS OF INTEREST. A twelve-vear old boy in Lawrence, Kansas, has been arrested six times for various offenses. . The sum of 8i0.000.000 has been paid for mining properties in Leadvillc district since the middle of February, 1870. :' t-it .- ' There are 10.000 well-educated young men in Paris, who, for waut Of more lu crative employment, accept twenty cents per day as copyists. :.. About the guiltiest-looking people m tlie world are a man accused of a crime of which he is innocent, and a newly- married couple trying to pass lor veter ans.'-. I,;: - i. ..::. j- - 1 . - Tlie London Railway Xews says that dm nrdinarv life of a locomotive 18 twenty years, and has no doubt it would live .much longer it it didn't smoke so much. , ' ' .. . Truth, crushed to earth, will rise . ifgain. But if it be trusned to eanu. it lies. And if it lies, it cannot he truth. Therefore it cannot Tfee again. rAtto- ' iblphui Bulletin. . ; . In tho poorhouse of Saginaw county, Mich.", there was an old mini who for many years had been an employee of the Hudson Bay Company. Alone and fricndlees, he hoped for a speedy termi nation of his wretched existence; but life, when it was least wanted, would not depart. He grew to be 102 years of age, and then committed suicide in a pig sty at the almshouse. Beggared hr Law. Recently an account was givea of tho death in the almshouse, at San Francisco, or William Thompson, an old man, who had been beggared by law. Ho owned an estate valued.-whenhe died, at $400, poo or $500,000, and he remained in un disturbed possession of it for thirteen years from' 1H50 to 1803 when t was , claimed by other parties" Under a Mexl-" can rrant patent, lie naturally resisted the claim, and a tedious and expensive suit was the consequence, resultiug in a decision; for tho plaintifis. Ho began an action soma time after foivejectmentol the parties, recovered judgment, and the court tho fourth district denied a new trial. Thcdkefendants then appealed from the order, and the supreme court finally reversed tho judgment and remanded ihe case for a new trial, .which was granted by the lower court, and the supreme court affirmed the order. The suit was continued from year, to year, and Thompson had again appealed to the Kutireme court when he died. He had usually been driven to his grave by near thirty years of law, than which nothing can be more .worrying, wearing nnd flushing. He was known by sight to all frequenters of the San Francisco courts, and attorneys had long regarded him, though they did not say so. as a man steadily going to his doom. He is said to have grown paler andyaler, thinner and thinner, poorer and poorer, more and morn despondent and wretched, month after month, year after year. ' Consumption. lMivsuimis used to hold that a fatal isfue must follow tlie development of tubercles on the lungs. So long us tubercular formations could ho arrested, there was hope of a patient's recovery; hut when these had planted themselves in the lung , their growth was inevit able and fatal. But nature is wiser than physicians, and te:u-hes those who study her ways valuable lessons. Careful dissection in recent years lias brought to light many curious facts. Foremost among these is tho certainty that consumption, in its tubercular form, is often cured. A Series of post-mortem examinations, iu an Edinhurg hospital, disclosed the fact that the lungs of one third of the patients who died after forty years of age, boro marks of tubercles, whose growth had been checked, and in many cases, the disease wholly cured. Parts of the lungs had even been de stroyed, and lli'.' cuviticB tilled by cou traction aud adhesion of the wall. In some cases fibrous tissue had completely enclosed the parts disintegrated by dis ease. If consumption is curable, :is these facts seem to indicnl". schntilic nhvsioinns will never rent till they have ascertained tv iitincnt. the iU"t MTeci.U'v niodtsot