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If there should come a time, as well there may, When sudden tribulation smites thine heart, And thou dost como to me lor help, nnd stay, And comlort how shall I perform my part ? How shall I make my heart a resting place, A shelter sale lor thee when terrors smite? How Bhall I bring the Bunshine to thy iaco, ' And dry thy tear in bitter woe's dosrtite T How shall I win tho strength to keep my voice Stonily and firm, although 1 hear thy sobs T How shall 1 bid thy fainting soul rejoico, Nor mar the counsel oi mine own heart throbs? Love, my love teaches me a certain way, Bo, if thy dark honr come, I am thy stay. I must live higher, nearer to the reach Ot aDeU in their blessed trustfulness, Learn their unselflshnoHH, ere I can teach Content to thee, whom I would greatly bless. Ah! whnt woo wore mino if thou shouldst coino, Troubled, but trusting, unto me for aid, And I should meet thee powerless and dumb, Willing to help thee, but confused, afraid! It shall not Iinppcn thus, lor I will rise, God helping mo, to higher life, and gain Courage and strength to givo thee counsel wii-e, And deeper lovo to bless thee in thy paiu. Fear not, dear lovo, thy trial hour shall bo The deiifctt bond between my heart and thee. ill the Ytat Round. A LITTLE FOOL. "I am astonished, Eloise! after all my instructions as to what society and respectability demand of you. If you must marry and make a fool of yourself, why not marry Co lone f Powell?" "Because 1 do not like Colonel Powell, nnd because. 1 like some one else, A 1 nt Ethel." ' 1 never heard of such a thing. Do you know what you are saying, missr Such talk. 1 can tell you. in highly im proper; and as for not liking Colonel Powell, that is nonsense. Colonel Pow ell ha everything necessary to win any woman's approbation very old family, very line manners, elegant residence, servants, carriage, money, and a mem ber of Congress ht sides. Don't you know that vin would spend the winters In Washington?" ' I declare it docs not tempt mo n bit." "And I don't believe that he is a day more than fifty." " He is seventy-five if lie is an hour, and he hobbles and coughs, and is alto gether dreadful. I never, never, never will marry him." May 1 nk who, then, is to have the honor of becoming my nephew?" and . Miss Ethel sat stiflly down, and began to carefully .re-arrange the pink satin bows On her white morning dress. Eloise snt down opposite her, and fingered nervously the rose-buds and ivy leaves that trimmed her garden hat. The two women were st.angely alike, only one face was forty years old, white, and proud; and the other was only twenty, flushing and paling.and answer ing every feeling oftheheert. For some moments Eloise did not speak, and Miss Ethel Bruce did not urge Iter. She sat patiently looking in her niece's face, until that young lady, find ing courage in her desperation, said, with a bland defiance, "The gentleman who is to have that honor, dear aunt, is Mr. Henry Torrens." " Impossible ! You would not do such a foolish thingP" "Oh yes, I would." " Do you know who he is?" "lie is Harry." "Ridiculous! Do you know who his father is?" " Nor I don't wan't to know him par ticularly. Do you know him, Aunt Ethel?" "No. I dare say it would be very im proper for me to know such a person. When we first met him last summer in the North, I don't remember that he ever'named his family." " Nor I." "That looks very bad Eloise. If a man has respectable relations, of course he talks about them." " I don't see that it makes any great differeOe to me. I do not intend to marry Harry's relations. I do not care much about them, anyway. Once he told me that his mother was dead, and I said mine was too ; and of course we felt sorry for each other! and all that. But I aiy. afraid I am a little jealous about xiarry; 1 would just as net be the only person in the world who had any right to love him as not. " You make me feel hopeless about , " you. Pray what do you intend to live ' up.n?" " Harry has two thousand dollars a year." "Two thousand dollars a year! What a magnincent income!" " Don't make fun of us, aunt. I can not allow that; indeed I cannot. We pve each other, and;shall be very "Doubtless. Mav I ask where Mr Torrens is employed?" " In West & Green's law office." "I thought he lived in New York What brought him here?" "How should I know?" said Eloise. blushing, and involuntarily dropping ner voice. Her aunt watched her curiously, and shook her head for answer. " Where have you seen him for I hone vou have not dared to bring him within the pre cincts 01 xiruce riace." M Tift h.1S riPVPr tmifVlod a rtulinir ftf it I met 'him at Aunt Kezla's; and I am sure she would have let Cousin Lizzie marry him very willingly. She thinks a great deal ot Harry." "Lizzie Bruce is different. She has five little Bisters, and my brother Jake always spends twenty out of an income of nineteen. You have expectations or at least had. I always intended, if you remained unmarried, to leave you the Bruce Place." "Dear aunt, thank vou for tho inten tion; but I would rather have Harry. 1 nave a little bit ol money or my own, have I not?" " About four thousand dollars : iust enough to buy your wedding things, and marry you decently. For though you are going to make such a fool of your self, I shall hot show the white feather about it. I must pretend to be happy when I am wretched, and receive con gratulations that will nearly choke me ; but such trials are part and parcel of a woman's lot; I dare say I shall get creditably through them." Miss xUIicl rose with a proud air, but a pitifully sad f;ioe, and attempted to leave tlie room, but bAmse, with gentle force and many tender kisses, made her sit down again. "Auntie," she said, coaxingly, " you have asked mo a good many questions, and I have answered them truly; now I am going to nsk you some, and I know you will be fair with me about them. First, were you ever in love?" Half smiling and half sighing, Miss Ethel sat thinking over the bold ques tion. At length she answered, slowly, "Yes. Eloise; I once loved as I do not think you havo tho power to love. It is twenty-two years ago." " w ill you tell me about itr" " I cannot. Yes I will try : perhaps it may show you what a waste of life is. Wait here a few moments." She then left the room, but soon re turned with a little tortoise-shell box in her hand. It opened with a spring: and showed a few yellow letters, a bunch of withered violets and, the half of a plain gold ring. She lilted tho latter and said : "This is part of his dead mother's wedding ring : wo broke it in two and swore solemnly over it to he faithful to the promises we had made to each other. Then he sailed away from me and I never heard from him again. For two years 1 sullered all the agonies of hope deferred and slighted love, and at length I had a fever that left me the colorless little ghost I have been ever since." " Perhaps he was dead." "No." "Then he was a miserable creature. nnd I should have put him out of my heart and memory." Yes, 1 think you would, hloise. 1 think, too, that it is likely you would havo let some other man make a fool of you a second time. I have a different nature. I did not cease to sutler for James Early lor live years, but having conquered that weakness I never per mitted myself to care for any other man." "But you were rich and handsome. Did no one else care for you?" Miss Ethel smiled queerly, and after a slight hesitation said " Yes." " Who was it, Auntie?" "Colonel Powell." "Oh, aunt! So you wanted me to do a thing you would not do yourself." "ics, dear, lou wanted to marry; I did not. When I was twenty years of- age, if I had wanted to marry at all, I should have married for wealth and position. Colonel Powell can give his wile tliese advantages." " Are you still in love with this Mr. Early's memory?" "No. lam not. If I should meet him to-day, I do not think I should care to speak to him." " is ho alive r" " I suppose so. I heard of his mar riage ten years ago." " Poor auntie!" " Don't pity me, child. I am to be congratulated. If it had not been for my dear father's opposition, I should have married for love, given my fortune and my life into the keeping of a selfish, hckle man in lact, made just such a little fool of myself as you are about to make." "Aunt, do you really think that Harry would forget mo in a few weeks or months?" " Of course lie would." " I will try him." "You will act very wisely to do so. Eloise, I am glad I have told you my sad little story; it may make you at least ' look before you leap.' Where does Harry generally leave you?" "On the little bridge outside the Place." " Do not say ' farewell' there. Lovers who part over running water never meet again. Give him every lawful chance. You may bring him into the park to night." So a few hours afterward thwe was a very bitter parting under tho oaks in Bruce Park. Elose was almost shocked when it was over. In her heart she had only intended to frighten Harry, but her lover had taken the proposal too seri ously, and things had been said that she could not unsay. At first, indeed, Harry had laughed at Miss Ethel's doubts of him, and his laughter had provoked jmoisc bne did not like the thing treated as a joke. " It was a very serious matter, and she did not see how Harry could laugh at the idea ol not seeing her for eleven months." For eleven months was the time she had fixed upon as the limit of her lover's probation. In eleven months she would be of age, and could claim her small fortune. If Harry was true to her, she would then be willing to begin life with him on four thousand dollars. Besides, she had a shrewd idea that if she humored her aunt thus far, Miss Ethel would not withdraw her favor. Harry was indignant at all such pru dential considerations. He spoke very aisrespecuuuy 01 xsruce X'ark, and de clared he would not say 'Thank you' for every acre of it, and the old wooden mansion thrown in, and that eleven months was an eternity ; they might just as well say good-by forever. Then Eloise argued that " it was very well for him to talk of living on two thousand dollars a year and each other's love. Men could get society, and have people speak decently to them, even if they could only afford one new suit in twelve months; but a woman's friends depended on the condition of her ward rol)c, and she wondered if even Harry's love could stand a shabby old-fashioned dress and one-button kid gloves." Harry " was sure she would make any dress look elegant;" and Eloise saicf, angrily, " He was very absurd," and thought so too. So the end of all Harry bade her " farewell " till the 5th of the following June, and that with many tears ana protestations they finally be gan their self-imposed trial of each other's fidelity. The next morning's paper announced the sudden "departure of Mr. Henry Torrens for New York on business of importance likely to detain him some months." and Eloise was angry enough at tho information. She had hoped Harry would try again to convince her of "the lolly of parting," and she was determined at this interview to bo con vinced. For some weeks Miss Ethel did not have a very happy time. Elois wan dered in the park, or about the big silent house, and was not at all cheer ful company. At first Harry's letters were so long and frequent that a groat deal of her time was satisfactorily em. ployed in answering them. But by de grees they grew both shorter and less frequent, and toward the beginning of winter they stopped altogether. The two women looked sadly in each other's face at the empty post-box every morning, and Miss Ethel had her will made during these days, and left her niece all she had, as some compensation. But yet often when she saw the sad face that had once been so bright and pretty, she half reproached herself, anu won dered whether, where ignorance is bliss, if it be not folly to be wise. One day toward ppring a bright, warm day for the season Elois, who had now long ceased even hoping for a letter, was walking slowly up and down the great hall dividing the large drawing-room and the late Mr. Bruce's library from the rest of the house. These rooms were very seldom opened, and still more seldom used. Eloise only remembered two or three grand oc casions on which they had been used for great entertainments, the last being that which introduced her into society two years previously. A sudden fancy seized her; she would throw back the closed blinds, and let the sprine sunshine into the dark rooms. Besides, there were alhkinds of curious ornaments there, and a great many books; to examine them would pleas antly pass a few hours. Miss Ethel readily agreed. She was glad to see her niece interest herself in anything that could beguile thought from the one Bad, mortifying subject of her desertion. Toward noon she went to seek Eloise. Her first glance showed her tho girl sit ting thoughtfully upon the hearth-rug with her lap full of letters, and queer tarnished Hindoo jewelry. She sprang up to meet horaunt,and with a strange ly solemn excitement, cried out: "Oh, auntie, they are all yours, all yours! I was looking at that queer cabinet, and my dress turned it over, and a piece fell out of the bottom, and these things were scattered about." Then she ran out of the room, shutting the door carefully behind her. Poor Miss Ethel needed her privacy. Here was her lover's vindication; here were all tlie sweet words for which Bhe had nearly died. He had suffered all she had suffered ; he had poured out his agony and Ins despair in letters which had never until now reached her. The poor lady took them to her room, and never appeared again that day. But Bhe had no hard words for the Lands that had wronged her. "Dear father; he meant it for a kindness," was all that she said. Still she grew very restless, and con tinually declared that she was sure something was going to happen. But coming events often cast long shadows before, nnd it wag lull two months after ward ere Miss Ethel's presentiment came true. Then she got a letter one day which threw her into a wild, fever ish excitement. "Eloise," she cried, almost sobbing with joy, " he is come; he is at the village; ne will be herein an hour. How am I to bear it?" Women seek each other's sympathy in hours like this, and Eloise perhaps with just a little pang for her own sor rowgladly gave it. But when she joined tho long-parted lovers at dusk, and saw her aunt lingering with tender cares by the handsome dark stranger at the fireside, she knew that never again would Aunt Ethel want sympathy ; it was easy to see her lover was still her lover, and that they thoroughly under stood tlie past. Perhaps the sight of their happiness was a little irritating sometimes to Eloise. She could not help blaming her aunt in some measure for the loss of Harry, and she wondered if she ever re membered now any of her old opinions about the folly ot marrying for love. Many women would l ave reminded her of them, but Eloise was not ill-natured; and when she saw the old lovers wander ing about the gardens so happily to gether, she only hoped that her own blighted youth might have some such recompense given it ; for such a joy it would be almost worth waiting, a little while, but not twenty-two years ; that was too strong a test of fidelity. It was not asked of her. On the morn ing of the fifth of June, when the dew was yet on the grass,' there was a mes senger to see her. He had with him an exquisite basket of white roses, and in their midst was a letter which made Elcise Bruce the happiest girl in Amer ica. And Aunt Ethel was just as de lighted. "He must come here at once." she said ; " they would wait breakfast for him and he must never go away again." Then the ladies discovered that Harry and James Early were already friends. They had met at a hotel in New York, and both having their hearts in the same little Southern town, they had speedily become confidential. And liarry was not long in getting his pardon, though his excuse might well have been consid ered by a less loving mistress as an ag gravation of his offence. "You see, darling," he explained be tween his kisses, "you wanted to test my heart, and so I thought it only fair to let you test your own also. Do you think you would remember me, if you never saw or heard from me for twenty-two years, as Aunt Ethel did that lover of hers?" "Harry! I should remember you for ever. I never, never would have mar ried any one else, if you had staid away altogether. But indeed it was cruel to try me so bitterly." "And how about you sending me away?" " I won't ever do it again, Harry ; and I never really wanted you to go. You ought to have known that." A few nights afterward," as they all sat together on the moonlit veranda. Aunt Ethel said, very tenderly, "Children, James and I will be married nextThurs day, and we shall sail for Calcutta imme diately. Could not the two marriages be made at once? Then. Harry, Eloise could live on at the old place, and keep it from going to destruction. It is Eloise'snow; I made it over to her to day, and Mr. Green says you are going into partnership with their firm, so I hope you will have enough to keep love from flying out of your windows." Little more was said at the time, for Aunt Ethel persistently turned the sub ject, but when she camo into Eloise's room to bid the new bride elect "good night," the happy girl whispered: "Oh, aunt, how generous you have been to us! Surely Mr. Early must be very rich, to let you give us such a magnifi cent wedding pres'ent." " No, dear, he is not. In fact, he is J ret what he calls a struggling man. He las great ventures on hand ; he may he come rich, or he may lose nearly all he has made. It is something about indigo, dear, I know not what, andT don't care. I am going now wherever lie goes, and I am a very, very happy woman." Then Eloise whispered, slyly, "Auntie, do you remember saying a year ago that a girl was a little fool who mar ried for loveP" " I remember, dear. I am wiser now. and I say if the girl is a little fool who marries for love, she who marries with out it is the most foolish and wretched of women. On the whole, Eloise, I am rather proud of our good sense eh, my darling?" Others, however, seemed to think differently; for Lizzie Bruce, meeting her friend Selina James one morning, said: "Selina, what, do you think? Hairy Torrens has come back, and Cousin Eloise has actually lorgiven him everything and is going to marry him ! I never would have dono it. Would you?" "Certainly I would not; but then Eloise Bruce was always on that sub jecta, little fool." Harper's Weekly. The Cabbage. Just speak to a fine lady about cab bages and she will think you have men tioned one of the lowest things on earth. Madame, you are wrong ; it is one of the most uselul articles of lood. Those an cient nations did not know lood science, but they knew the value of good and nourishing things and they gave them the place of honor which they deserved. Cabbages were thought of highly by ancient nations, and the Egyptians gave the cabbage the honor of letting it pre cede all other dishes; they called it a divine dish, The Greeks and Romans had a great affection for cabbage and conceived the idea, which I have my self, that the use of cabbage keeps peo ple from drunkenness. I am persuaded the constant eating of certain vegetables kills the desire for alcoholic beverages. The Greek doctors ascribed all kinds of virtues to the cabbage. It was thought to cure even paralysis. The Romans thought even more of the cabbage than did the Greeks. They ascribed to it the fact that they could for 600 years do without doctors, nnd Cato actually maintained that cabbage cured all dis eases. The ancients knew several kinds of cabbage the long-leafed green cab bage, the hard white, so much used in Germany lor " sauer kraut," or ferment ed cabbage, the curly and the red. This last seems to have held the place of honorrand was at first introduced by the Romans into Gaul or France and then brought to Great Britain. Later the green-leafed cabbage was introduced. TheGreeks were fond of aromatic sea sonings of oil, raisin wine and almonds. They boiled or stewed the cabbage and seasoned it with cummin, coriander seeds, with oil, wine or gravy, making rich dishes of a vegetable which we now boil in water and reckon among the plainest food. Something like a remem brance of cooking cabbage among the old Greeks has come down to the mod ern Greeks, for they stuff cabbage leaves witn dainty mince-meats and then stew them with gravy. Food and Health Leaves. Why Some Birds Sever Forage In Flocks. Mr. Wilson Flagg explains in the At lantic Monthly why certain birds, like chickadees and robins, never forage in compact flocks, as do tlie sparrows and other grain-eating birds. Their food consists of insects, and hence they are compelled to scatter. Their natural gregariousness, however, causes them to sound a note every now and then, in order to keep within hearing. Wood peckers do not call to each other while feeding, because their hammering is sufficient. Mr. Flagg notices a singular fact in the association together, yet not in the same troop, of the downy wood peckers and the chickadee. There seems to be a sort of affinity, he says, between tho small woodpeckers, the creepeis and the chickadee. They do not join company, but keep within hear ing of one hnother from a sociable feel ing. When birds are grain-eaters, they go in large, clcse flocks, like the red winged blackbirds, because theix food is abundant. It is estimated that American travel ers expended last summer, in foreign travel, 17,000,000. Hon Mushrooms Grow. Mr. Julius A. Palmer, Jr., writes to the Boston Transcript: A few years ago tho banks of the lot opposite the Brunswick Hotel, this city, were sodded and the landl evelcd to its present grade. As the pick of the work man broke up the soil, a white substance ran through every piece. Starting with large branches, it divided and subdivided like the veins on the back of tho hand. The Bmell was very strong, quickly noticed on the op posite side of the way. This subter ranean white vein for it had that ap pearance was nothing but the hidden part of the Corprinus comatus, a mush room freely eaten now, although twenty years ago thought to be poisonous. The common name of this substance is 'spawn." Just as a cutting of the grape vine placed in conditions favorable to growth will shoot up, put forth branches and bear fruit, so a part of this Corprinus vine transplanted will continue to ramify and in time show the result in the form of mushrooms. . The whole earth beneath your feet, on a country walk, is alive with vegetation to a great depth. This vegetation is just as real, and the various vines or, in other words, the thousand varieties of mush room spawn are just as distinct as the hopvine and the woodvine, the ivy and the virgins' bower that twine 'their tendrils above your head. Just where grew this year a peculiar kind of toad stool, there, next year and so on for suc cessive Harvests, will you nnd the same plant. There is no more mystery about its appearance than in the growth of the chestnut on the tree that shades it. Rapidity of growth is not near as general as it "is thought to be. The common mushroom and many others form for days just below the sou. A heavv dew or an evening shower straightens the stom of the fungas and expands its top. It breaks the earth m the night, and the gatherer is able to find in the morning the white buttons where he could see nothing the night before. So, popular error has made mushroom growth pro verbial for a superficiality which by the fungi at least is undeserved. Further, the various varieties of toadstools suc ceed each other in rotation just as the bloodroot and anemones of spring are followed by the roses of summer and the cardinal or gentian of fall. These arc not theories that are hero advanced : they are the results of several years' careful watching of the growth of this order of plants. On the very spot where, in 1874, I gathered mushrooms, there, in 1879, 1 find the identical variety, so that the lover ol fungus may have his regular harvest with all the certainty of the fanner who looks for the return of his wheat crop or the results of his cranbeny culture. With just that degree of cer tainty, no more and no less, for, as cer tain years are favorable for the produc tion of certain fruits, as the potato erop sometimes fails and the apple orchard is barren, so the mushroom spawn, usu ally producing abundantly -its expected variety, may pass a year, or even under diflicultics become extinct. The blight which may visit all life, animal or vege table, does not fail to fall at times upon my humble friends. The Tunnel Under the Hudson. Work on the proposed tunnel under the North river between Jersey City and New York is now in progress. About forty men are at work building the perpendicular shaft, which descends by gravitation as fast as the soil beneath is removed. When this mass of brick masonry lias been sunk about sixty feet, the archway built into one side and temporily bricked up will be opened, so that tho horizontal shaft, or tunnel proper, can be pushed forward beneath the river's bed. On this latter part ol the work an " air lock " will be intro duced, consisting of an iron cylinder 16x6 feet, so arranged by means of a hinged door that laborers can p:iss through it into the compressed air chamber and goon with the excavation. Tho outward pressure of the air is ex pected to assist in excluding water and upholding the roof cf earth. Colonel llaskin expressed himself to our re porter with enthusiasm, confident that in the end he will succeed in ono of the most remarkable engineering feats of modern times. The expectation is that the Erie and Pennsylvania railroads, the New Jersey Central, Delaware, Lackawanna and Western, and other important lines which are now depen dence on river transportation, will send their trains through fthe tunnel, which will have a capacity for 400 trains every .twenty-four hours. j. 110 tuiiutrt win uo uijoui uuc mile under tho river, with approaches at either end 12,000 feet altogether. It will be circular in form, 20x21 feet, liitted with a double track railway. Total estimated cost, $10,000,000. American Stip. An Indian's Fight With Bears. An Indian known as " Peavine Tom " has had a hand-to-hand encounter with some bears on tho mountain above Buck's ranche which must have been a terrible battle. He was hunting in the locality spoken of and found a " bear wallow" in a little valley and suddenly came upon live bears, lie says t hat he shot one, killing it, when another at tacked him. His only dependence was in his butcher's knife, and with this he managed to kill the second one. About this time another attacked him, and the conflict must have been fearful. Part of the Indian's scalp was torn from his head, his face was badly lacerated and his arm, side and ono thigh were fairly "eaten up." No bones were broken, however, and he managed to stagger and crawl to the road, where he was found and taken to Buck's ranche. Mr. Wag ner dressed his wounds and at last ac counts ho was improving and in a fair way to recover, lie says that he would have been killed but that he kept his face down most of the time and let tlie bears bite his back. A party went out to the scene of the fight and found t he three hears dead and the Indian's knife sticking in one of them. He must have been "game to the backbone," and de serves the title of the "boss hear hunter." Pulriias (Val.) National. The Fall of the Year. Oh! the elms are yellow, The apples are mellow, Tho corn is ripe in the ear; The birds leave ofT nesting, The earth begins resting, Becauso 'tiB tho lull o' the year. The crickets are calling, The red leaves are falling, In the field the stubble is sere; The day of tho clover And wild bee if over, Because 'tis the fall o' the year. Since summer is flitting, Dear friend, it is fitting The heart should make double cheer; So let ns go smiling ith love life beguiling, Because 'tis the tall o' the year. -Mrs. M. F. Butts, in Boston Transcript. ITEMS OF INTEREST. The board of education The school master's shingle. Man is often driven to desperation with his own hobby horses. Can an editor's hat be called the news tile? Syracuse Sunday Times. Always in " order." Tho five letters which compose that word. New York News. " You don't seem to like me when I mold," the ink replied to the angry scribe. A gauge that no man should measure his property by is the mortgage. Borne Sentinel. " This is a late fall," said Heftelspin, as he sustained a midnight tumble. Home Sentinel. One family of four persons paid a bill of $280 per week at a Saratoga hotel for the past season. When a corner loafer dies in Tennes see, the newspaper says : " Anether old land-mark gone." The St. Petersburg Olobc says that 11,854 persons were incarcerated in the Central prison at Moscow during the summer, 10,477 of whom were con demned to exile in Siberia. Great Britain's standing army of 133, 000 men costs $65,000,000 per annum; France lias an army of 470,000 men at an annual cost of $100,(00,000; Russia, 787,000 men at $144,000,000; Austria, 206,000 men at $51,000,000; Germany, 420,000 at $92,500,000. An eye to the future: Mother to her daughter just seven years old " What makes you look so sad, Carrie?" Car rie, looking at her baby-brother three weeks old "I was just thinking, that in about ten years from now, when I shall be entering company, and having beaux, that brother of mine will ba just old enough to bother the lile out of me." Puck. The new liquor law in Michigan is quite stringent in its provisions, and imposes severe penalties for its viola tion. Under this law no intoxicating drinks are to be sold on Sunday, nor on week days between the hours of nine o'clock at night and six in the morning, excepting in certain cities where the night hour is extended to ten o'clock. It also prohibits its sale in any billiard-room or other place where games of chance arc played. Now knock the nuts from off the tree And store them in the barn, And shear the chickens and the geese, And spin your winter's yarn. Dig up your outside windows soon, And train thorn to the wall ; Put on the rubber moldings, too, And the storm door withal. Your cellar floor with coal now dress, And sharpen up your ax; Your name set on the voting list, And promptly pay your tux. And when the winter's storm shall r me, And snow and hail shall come, Just upend your evenings with your wile And tuuiily at home. Boston Transcript. Newspaper Borrowers. An exchange recently published a let ter from a lady subscriber in which she complained bitterly of the annoyance she experienced from the habit her fe male neighbors had of constantly bor rowing her paper. The exchange failed to advise her on the subject, and as tho matter is a serious one we have ourselves looked about for some method ol relief, and now think we can offer tlie suffering lady and all others similarly situated an adequate means of succor. Here is our plan : Iet the lady immediately upon re ceiving the paper carefully cut from it some item it makes no particular differ ence what it is most any item will do, only let it be neatly and carefully re moved from tlie paper. Then the fol lowing proceeding will be sure to ensue : In a few moments tho neighbor's boy willcoino after tho paper hejwill take it home within three minutes he will emerge from the house ho will scoot down street and very shortly return with a folded newspaper of the same date as the one just borrowed. Py the time the clipped paper has circled round among all the female boiTowers, the street will be lively with hurrying boys, and tho revenue of the newspaper will bo mater ially increased. Not ono woman among them all would bo able to sleep a wink without knowing just exactly what that cut out item was. The next day tho lady will pursue the same course, and similar results will turely follow. In an extremely obsticate neighborhood these proceedings have to be repeated, three or four days, but not longer. By that time tho lady will be able to read her paper in peace, and the newspaper finances will be the gainer through seveal new subscribers. The rule is infallible where tho borrowers are females, but it can't he vouched lor in the case of men. There isn't that inherent curiosity to work upon, you know, and and hut perhaps we are getting a little too deep. Boston Courur.