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No ono , spoke in the shop; The harber wns busy and couldn't stop; Tlie customers, waiting thoir turns, wore all ronding The Daily, the Herald, tho Pott, little heeding The young man who blurted out such a blunt question; Not ono raised a bead or oven made a sug gestion ; ' And the harbor kept on sharing. Don't you see, Mister Brown," Cried the youth, with a frown, " flow wrong tbo whole thing is, How prepostoious oach wiug is, How flattened the head-is, how jammed down tho neck Is In short, the whole owl, what, an ignorant wreck 'tis! I make no apology; I're learned owl-oology. I've'mBRed days and nights in a hundred col lodions, v And cannot bo blinded to any deflections Arising lrom unskillful flngors that fail To stuff a bird right, lrom hi botik to hi tail. Mister Brown! Mistor Brown! Do lako that bird down, Or you'll soon be tho laughiog-Btock all ovor- town!" And the barber kept on shaving. " I've studied owls And other night towls, And I tell you What I know to bo true: An owl cannot roost With his limbs sp unloosed; No owl'in tills world Ever had his claws curled, Ever had his legs slanted, Xver had his bill canted, Ever had his nock screwed Into that attitude. He can't do it, because 'Tin against all bird laws. Anatomy teauhos, Ornithology preaches, An owl has a toe That can't turn out so! I've made tho white owl my study for years, And to se -such a job almost moves mo to tears! Mister Brown, I'm amazed You should be so gone crazed As to put up a bird ' In thai f)iMHire Hlisurd! To look at that owl really brings oil a dizzi ness; - Tho man who stuffed him-Uoa't hall know hi business!" And tho barber kept on shaving. 'tEzamine those eygp. I'm flllud with surprise T'tsulormists should puss . OT oil you such poor glass; So unnatural they seem They'd make Audubon scream, And John Burroughs laugh To encounter such chaff. Do take that bird down; Have hiut stuffed again, Brown!" And tho barber kept on shaving. With some sawdust und bark I could stuff in tho dark An owl better than that. I could make an old hat Look more like an owl Than that horrid towl, oluCK UJ vuurt) BU vuu u&o emo vi uunio t .. . : ir in, - ..:... ... . leather. In toot, about him there's not one natural leuthor.'' Just thon, with a wink and a sly normal lurch, Tho owl, very gravely, got down lrom his perch, Walkod round and regarded his fault-finding critio (Who thought ho was stutled) with a Bunco analytic, And then tairly hooted, as il he should say, Tour learning's at fault this time anyway; Don't waste it again on a live bird, I pray. ' I'm an owl; you're uiother. Sir Critio, good day!" ' And tko barker kept on shaving, Jas. ' T. Fieldi, in Harper'i Magazine. PLAIN MISS -CAKEW; I shall never fwrgei thai happy summer at Harpswell, a quaint old jieniiiHular town up the Casco bay. - I don't know just how we happened to go there, but how pleased every one was with the old-fashioned houses, and the cottages built on the banks .of pretty ccjes, and the Atlantic booming and thundeiuig and foaming right under our windows I Dear little cottages, with piafczas and balconies and slender chimneys. and poplars bending over the roof loving- 1 I A I l A . ; l I ij I aiiu strung, mure suiwianuai iarm . houses, with narrow windows and tiny panes of glass; gardens filled with poppies and dahlias, and always beautiful ; pet fumy lilacs, meadows fresh with butter cups and clover and tail" marguerites, Deep green woods, fields of corn, and every where a great quantity of roses. And such massive, rugied rocks, and grand views from the hills overlooking the sea ; and all over (lie island that peculiar hoarse, mum cal sound, called the "rote," comes in from the ocean and adds a plaintiveness to the lovely summer unvs. We were a party of seven boarders at Mrs. Bennett's cottage at the head of Lo well's Cove. It was in reality a stout old house, but some romantic wanderer had named it " Pearl Cottage," and as such we knew it. It was the most beautiful spot imaginable. Had it been a veritable Eden there could have been no softer beauty than greeted us on every hand. A wide garden brightened the space between the bank and the house and filled the air with perfume. The cove was shaded by huge willows ol a hundred years growth, and many birds sang in their branches. The soft, caressing breeze tinged our cheeks with healthy color, snd a July gun added a not unbecoming brownness. Almost unconsciously we drifted Into familiar, friendly intercourse, and were hannv and ensilv ideascd. Nature, in her grnnd nioodH, shames us out of our artifici ality. No ono reproved a loud laugh, a leap, or even a run down the level road. We were all so happy and gay and brim ming over with spirits, it was simply im possible to be dignified, and curb our un ruly, boisterous natures. We were having a delightful row one evening, and returned rather late. There was a light in the sitting-room contrary to our custom, and a trunk nnd bag on the piazza. " Homebody has come, ' cried May uerry. " Here's a man's trunk I can tell by the canvas and, yes, here's a card. Oh, girls ! what do you think 7 It is that Mr. wkid more we saw the day we went to the Neck 1 Isn't is splendid 7" So it is, said Mays sister. "lxme here, all of you. 'Mr. E. Bkidmore.' I wonder how he ever happened to come here. Won't we have a jolly time?" " Victoria, expostulated her mother. "Well, well, a nice-looking young man doesn't come to Harpswell every day. You haven t seen him, Miss (jarew," turning to a plain, dark-eyed girl. " He is immense ly wealthy, and has a real gold-brown beard, and ilufly yellow hair, and blue eyes with brown spots in them, and " She might have gone on lor an hour had not a hearty laugh from inside the room startled her. " I beg your pardon," said a deep voice, and a tall figure appeared in the doorway. " but the description was too amusing," and igain a merrv laugh broke lrom mm, in which we all joined. "I suppose I was very rude, said Miss Perry, " but the deed is done, and I guess we'll" go in and have some lunch." Iftdie would only not say, ! guess" whispered her mother. "It is quite ple beian. We found Mr. Skidmore a delightful ad dition to our party. Of good family, wealthy, a thorough man of the world, and handsome, he lpad everything in his favor. I he Derrys were, to use Victoria s phrasc docv. "over head and ears in love with lim," and the geutlemcn voted him a capi tal fellow. He played croquet with a teady arm nnd never-failing stroke, rowed veil, sing delicious little songs in a- tender, manlv voice, read aloud wncn it was too not for exercise, and made himself a mostn utractive companion. Frtun the first he -teemed to positively dislike plain Miss drew. In our games he avoided her no ticeably, never willingly looking at or tpeaking to her. Did she propose an excur sion, he declined to participate; uiu sue -ing sweet, old-fashioned songs we liked so much, he left the room. One evening sh- iatl crimson rosebuds in her hair, and he . . . I . i ' . i -aid crimson roseuuos were ins special (version. One, in stepping from the boat, coming lrom a sail, lie oiiered ins nana to insist her, nntl almost Hung her ashore, lie eemed to have taken an unaccountable an tipathy to her. One morning 1 was uratuing my nair when there came a rap on my door, and Miss Oarew asked to come in. She was dressed in a blue flannel boating suit, and a white sundown was pulled down over her face. Knots of scarlet ribbon were on her sleeves and down the front of her dress. I noticed an unusual color in the brown cheeks, and her brown eyes were moistr looking. "You have been crying, Miss tarew l said; " are you unhappy? " Not exactly unhappy. Miss Arden, she answered, in her slow, sweet, legato voice. " Only troubled, and rather vexed." " tjan l neip you r "No, thank you. You are very kind, but it is nothing, after all. I came to ask if you will be good enough to let me take your umbrella? 1 am going to tne east snore and have been stupid enough' to let Miss Perry take mine. ' " Certainly," 1 said ; " and if you A loud, boyish laugh interrupted me. " Now, let me in, quick 1 I've something to tell you, Miss Arden r ami May Derry burst into the room. " I've found out all about Miss Carew," she said, breathlessly, " and whv Mr. Skidmore hates her and all. I have just On, Miss carew I sue criea, til Hiiln't baa von. 1 bee vour Daraon. Dear, me I I am sure, if I had known " " I bee vou won't feel distressed. If you have ' found out all about me,' perhaps you will have the chanty to enlighten Miss Arden?'' "It's nothing at all." she blurted out; " onlv Miss I'avne came over, and said you belonsed to the Carews ol Xew jersey, anu they were a bad lot fast men and vulgar women and 1 told her l uidn l ueneve h. And then she asked Mr. Skidmore, and he said he detested a vulgar woman, and could tell in a moment if they had good birth and breeding, and Oh, Miss Carew, I haven't made you angry, have 1 UI course, didn't really believe her." "It is all true, said Annie Uarew, quiet . " I 'didn't consider it necessary to tell lv niv all airs to every one. Ana now, n you will tret ;he umbrella, Miss Arden, I will eo. When we were alone, l saiu : row, May, tell me why Mr. Skidmore dislikes -w II Miss Uarew." " I'll tell you all he said, Miss Arden Miss Payne said there was a mystery about Miss Carerf, and hinted at something rather reflecting on her character ; and Mr. Skid more said it was her family was ruining her. Miss Payne told me afterward that he hated Miss Carew because she had in trainied his brother into an engagement, This was two years ago, and it is all broken otl'now. Mr. Skidmore would not hear of it, I believe, and wrote to Miss Carew, tell ing her his brother would be an outcast from his family if he married her, and asked her to set him free. It seems that she didn't really care for him, but he was wild about her, and they drilled into an en gagement. The whole family thoroughly disliked her, and Miss I'ayne said no re spectable people visited them. They live in a fotit set, and Miss Carew goes all about with no chaperonc and, I believe, gets dread fully mixed up with'tW'P- Mr. Skid more would.be glad Clever .to see her again." She stopped for sheer lack of breath, and I said, feeling a sort of scorn for a man who could so speak of a woman: "Miss Carew may be all you say, but until I know more aliout it I shall treat her as I always have. And as for Miss Payne, she is a low, gos siping woman to repeat such a tale." She stared at me in amaze. " 1 had no idea you were so fond of hcr'' she said. " Do you know they say she is called very fascinating? I have rather pitied her because she was so plain." " What became of Mr. Skidmore's brother?" "Oh, I believe he married somebody else. But I must go now. You are not ofl'ended, Miss Arden?" " No," I said, laughing; " not with Biich a giddy tomboy as you are." I was greatly surprised by what May had told me. For the first time I suspected there was another nature in Annie Carew than the indolent, careless one we saw. There might dangerous fires sleep under those soft, brown eyes. There might be hidden depths under that cold exterior. And, now I thought-of it, she wasn't so very plain. She had beautiful eyes, brown and clear-looking; delicate eye-brows, full red lips, and masses of soft, dusky hair. If her face was dark and thin, it was also full of character. Certainly she was not to be pitied. I wns rather fearful as to how she would treat May, hut at teatime she came in smiling, and apologizing for being so late. There was not a trace of any unpleasantness in the-smootli face. She laughed a great deal, and showed me a sketch she had made : a ridiculously long-necked bird was perched on the umbrella, and in its mouth a bit of scarlet ribbon, over which it seemed puz zled. There was real expression in the small, uncanny eyes, and ! laughed heartily. "How well you sketch, Miss Carew 1" said May, who was looking over my shoulder. "Yes; that is one of my Bohemian pro clivities. One learns many things like that traveling over the world without a chajxrone.'' There was no malice in the tone. Jt seemed merely an explanation. Mr. Skid more looked up quickly, and then went opt of the room, abruptly. Miss Carew laughed. " Have 1 shocked anybody " she asked, lightly. "Come out on the beach," I whispered. And when we were alone, I said, "Tell me ibout it, Miss Carew." It was in substance what I had beard nice betore that alternoon. She cared nothing for the boyish lover, and was glad to have the engagement broken, but the in solent, unjust words of Mr. Skidmore had hurt her cruelly. " Why,' she said, " I suppose he hates me as he hates no one else in the world." " And do you dislike him ?" " Miss Arden, I despise him." " I am very glad to hear it, believe me," and a tall figure strode past us down the beach. Miss Carew burst into a laugh. 1 have added the last straw now," she said. After that there was not even the sem blance of politeness between them. Each ignored the other's exi-tence. We walked Hiid talked and played croquet indolently, as before. Mr. Skidmore was always with Victoria nr" ry, and I was driftin&into a dangeroi 'king for one of our company, a man with Mother money nor good looks. I think we were all moderately happy, but was alarmingly so. Alt through the month we were favored with fine weather. May Derry said Bhe was " full to bursting '' of pure delight. Living was a pleasure, and life a grand holiday. Once or twice we all went to Brunswick for a drive, but for the most part of the time were lying under trees, or in the warm, sand, Crusoe like, reading or thinking. All the fisher men have high tenor voices at Harpswell, and sing songs of the sea, and wear old straw hats and look picturespue. It was pleasure enough to sit on the rocks and hear their melody rising free and unrestrained while they mended their nets. It was beautiful, too, to watch the shadows coming over the tree tops, and the hush of night falling on all the land. One night we were out in the boat, and Mr. Price drew in the oars and let the boat drift. It happened unfortunately that Annie Carew was placed beside Mr. Skid more, making it uncomfortable for both. I soon torgot it, however, in watching the beauty of the beach and ocean in the mel low, softened light, and drinking in the sweet fragrant air. "Such a scene as this brings up sleeping memories, ' said Mr. bkidmore. " W ith the glamour of this soft beauty on a man he might je forgiven lor almost any rashness. I am strangely susceptible to moonlight and the fragrant spring air. Miss Carew, won't you favor us with a song and break the spell?" It must have affected him indeed to cause him to speak like that, in that half- tender voice to Annie Carew. " I shall be happy to oblige you if you really desire it." " Oh, yes, do sing, Miss Carew," said several voices. She sang a little boating song, all about "waves ".and "ripples" and "the sands upon the shore," ami she sang it beauti fully. I felt like falling in love with her, she looked so handsome, and there was a haunting pathos in the voice. Certainly Annie Carew was not a plain girl. She was a dangerously fascinating one. I realized it fully as she sat there in the moonlight, her splendid eyes sparkling and her clear voice touching one a heartstrings so closely liuheminn she might be; she was more beautiful in that tender, gracious mood than any woman I had even seen. There was silence for a moment; then Mr. l rice said : " You sing like the sirens of old, Miss Carew, if one can judge from ideas. The tears almost came, in spite of my endeavors to be manly." She laughed softly, and Miss Derry said in an earnest way, "I do really believe I have fallen in love with her." That made us all laugh, and the little craft was turned homeward. Mr. Skid more walked up to the house leside me, antl I ark-d him if he liked Miss Carew 's singing. " Yes, I ditl," he answered ; " and I, wish I could understand her real nature.'' He was more polite and friendly toward her after that, and I began to hope for an established basis of good feeling between them, when an unlucky accident set them on the old path. I was tying up a rosebush one morning, nnd had nearly finished when my supply of string gave out. Mr. Skidmore put his hand in his pocket and drew out a handful of different sizes of cord, when a little rib bon fluttered to the ground. "Oh, that's Miss Carew's bow," cried May. "Mis3 Carew, he has had it all the time." A flush rose to his face, as he said, in an annoyed tone : 11 The very fact of its be ing in my possession shows that I had no idea what it was." " Oh, but you did know, Mr. Skidmore, for I told you about it the day she made the sketch. Don't you remember the bird took it in his bill from the umbrella? Where did you find it?" " Miss Derry, I really have no idea how the thing came in my pocket. I assure you I should not have cherished it, had I known it was a lady's property." " Why, it is no great harm, anyway. If you like Miss Carew " "But I don't like Miss Carew. That is, Miss Derry, I don't like to be teased." His face was flushed, with annoyance, and I sighed as I thought of the mischief I had done. They were really getting to see each other in quite a fair light, until now all his old dislike was revived. And An nie, too, seemed to think him more disagree able than ever, for at dinner she scarcely noticed him. In the afternoon she came to my room for a book, saying she was going to the cave on the east shore for a while. " I'm so sorry about that ribbon," I said. " It shows him him his true light, Miss Arden. I am glad of it, for I was just get ting foolish enough to think I had been mistaken in him. It was a sultry, oppressive air, and I was too indolent to go out, so 1 took Bad deck " and a sofa for the afternoon. I read until nearly four o'clock, and then fell asleep. When I awoke it was rainingfuri ouslv and was ouite dark. lhen as a heavy peal of thunder startled me I remein bereoVMiBS Carew. I went across the pas sage and tapped, and looked In. The room was empty. I went hurriedly down the stairs, and into the eitting-room. " Here comes Miss Arden, looking as she had Been a ghost,'1 said Mrs. Per if smiling. . " Miss Carew is out in this Btorm," said, feeling as if I should faint ; " and some one mustuo for lrer. " My God ! Miss Arden, what do you mean?" asked Mr. Skidmore, turning white to the lips. " Miss Carew went to the 'cave this after noon and has not returned, and I fear she has lost her way." "It is sure death," tegan May, when there was a trampling of heavy feet on the piazza, and in a moment two men were in i he room, and had put poor Annie Larew on the sofa. Her long hair hung wet nnd tangled to the floor, and the white face was death-like in its dreadful calm. In a mo ment I knew what it was. " She is dead !''. said some one, in a con strained, harsh voice, " and never knew howl loved her. " Oh, Annie, my darl ing, my love." And Mr. Skidmore fell on his knees beside her and kissed the sweet lips. One by one we Btole out of the room and left him kneeling there. The men had found her on the shore, and thought she must have fainted from fright, and had brought her home. " Likely the lightnin' killed her," said one. I ve known sucji things: ' I went to my room and wept bitterly. ' Poor Annie Carew 1' was all I could say. Poor, unhappy girl. At the thought of Mr. Skidmore my tears flowed afresh. I was scarcely surprised that he loved her. But his pride had buried his happiness. Later in the evening May tapped at my door. She was crying softly. " Oh, Miss Arden," she said, "she wasn't dead after all. It was only a fainting fit, and she can speak now. " And Mr Skidmore ?" " Is in there with her, and he has been crying. I guess it's all right between them because I saw him kissing hei just now." And all the time he had been in love with plain Miss Carew. Injuries by Animals. Owners of wild beasts or boasts that are in their nature vicious are liable under all or most all circumstances for injuries done by them, and in actions for injuries by such beasts it is not ne cessjiry to allege that the owner knew them to be mischievous, for ho is pre sumed to have such knowledge, from which it follows that he is guilty of neg ligence in permitting the same to be at largo. Though tho owner have no par ticular notice that the animal ever did any such mischief before, yet if the ani mal be of the chws that is fcrce. tuUunr the owner is liable to an action of dam age if it gets loose and does harm. Own ers are liable lor the hurt done by the animal even without notice of the pro pensity if the animal is naturally mis chievous, but if it is of a tame nature there must be notice of a vicious habit. Damage, may bo done by a domestic ani mal kept for use or convenience, but the rule is that tho owner is not liable to an act ion on the ground" of negligence, with out proof that he knew that the animal was accustomed to do mischief. Domes tic animals, such its oxen or horses, may injure the person or property of another, but courts of justice invariably hold that if they are rightfully in tho place where tho injury is inflicted the owner of the animal is not liable for such an injury unless ho knew that tho animal was ac customed to be vicious, antl in suits for such injuries such knowledge must be alleged and proved, as the cause of action arisen from the keeping of the animal after the knowledge of its vicious pro pensities. Justice ViJ'ord (if the I 'uiUd States Supreme Cuurt, Two little negro boys at Paris, Ky. were given a pistol by their mother, who told them to" go out and amuse t Item selves. They did, ami one was killed. TIMELY TOPICS. There is one chase of the crime of mur der that is never published. The crimi nal in the commission of his crime putt himself beyond the pale of earthly law. This criminal that always escapes justice is the suicide. J lie law once attempted to indirectly punish the deed by the con fiscation of the suicide's property, but as this punished only the innocent heirs it was abandoned. So, also, was tho bar barous attempt at post mortem ven gennce by driving a stake through the body of the suicide and burying Trim at the cross roads. Now.although the crime is still murder, there is no attempt at punishing the criminal, who is beyond human penalties. The Emperor William is the fifth male member of the Ilohenzollern family who has lived to celebrate his golden wed ding. The first case was that of Johann, surnamcd the Alchemist, born about 1403, and who died in 14C4. The three sons of Frederick William I. had also more than fifty years each of married life namely, Frederick the Great, Prince Henry, and Prince August Ferdinand of Prussia. Of the four sons of Frederick William III., three celebrated their sil ver wedding and Prince Charles, brother of tho present emperor, who married the sister of the empress, was within a day or two orthe golden ceremony in 1877 when his consort died. The following incident, related by a San Francisco paper as having occurred on board a Pacific Mall steamship, shows the stuff that sailors are made of : " At eight A. M., while setting the awnings, a sailor slipped overboard. The ship was going some twelve miles an hour. They had a boat in tho .water, manned by four men and the third mate, in fifty two seconds after tho sailor went over, and in four minutes they had him in the boat, a long ways astern. When he fell in the water he had on boots with the legs cut off, which he kept on. He lost his hat and deliberately swam for it and put it on. When picked up he had his sheath-knife in his hand, hav ing drawn it to be prepared for a stray shark. On being taken aboard he took a hand at an oar, and helped hoist the boat on returning alongside." One object of many people in going abroad is that they can live and travel more cheaply in Europe than they can in the United States,- or at least think they can. A correspondent of the St. Iouis Republican, writing from Geneva, takes issue with the impression. He says that any one may occupy a good ten room house in the better quarter of St. Louis, "keep two or three servants and dress and live in average American style for from two-thirds to three-quarters of what the cost would bo in South ern Switzerland. The average cost per individual cannot be placed at much under $'2,500 per annum, if one wishes to visit and reside in different European cities, and a lady friend of the corre spondent had just been obliged to turn her face homeward after an eight months' stay, because the $10,000 given by her father for a year's absence in Europe had lasted her only tho shorter period of time. European travel is like everything else, expensive or reasonable, affeording as the tastes of those partici pating in it make it so. The camel-breeding industry is prom ising in Arizona. Three years ago a herd of those animals was taken to Yuma, the intention being to make them serviceable as beasts of burden. Tho nttempt was a failure, the climate seem ing to disagree with them, and it was found that they were not so useful as tho little mules. The owners turned the camels loose and they roamed along the Gila river, apparently enjoying their liberty and proliting by it. They have bred liberally and appear to have become acclimated and domesticated to the re gion.thriving as though they had been in their own native Africa. It is thought tho new generation of camels will be used to the alkaline waters peculiar to the Southwestern section, and can bo made serviceable in transporting tho mineral products of that country across the long deserts of sand to places where they can be profitably worked. At any rate the owners of the rejected and wan dering beasts feel that there is money in their camels, and will hereafter devote some care to the breeding and rearing of them. How to See a Seed Grow. Many little folks wonder how a seed grows. Some boys antl girls have taken up the seed after planting it in the ground, and thereby prevented it from taking root. We may, however, seethe roots shoot ing out from the hyacinths antl other bulbs that we grow in glasses in our windows. And in this way we may see other seeds sprout anil shoot. A gentleman, to gratify his little sons, took a glass tumbler, round which ho tied a bit of common lace, allowing the lace to hang or droop down in the center of tho glass. Ho then put enough water in. the glass to cover the lower part of the lace, and in this hollow be dropped twt) sweet-peas. Tho little boys were told to look at them every day, antl they would learn what was going on under ground with similar seeds. Next morning the boys hurried from the breakfast room to look at tho glass with the peas in the south window. They found that while they were fast asleep the little brown skins had burst, ami a tiny white sprout was seen on tho side of each pea. The little sprouts soon grew long enough to reach through the holes in the lace, mid on the top of the peas two little green leaves were seen. hi time the boys saw the white thread like roots reach almost to the bottom of the glass, while the green leaves grew large antl gave way to a stalk or stem. hi this way most seeds may bo seen to grow. New York, Observer. ITEMS OF INTEREST. The consumption of coffee throughout the world has increased during the past forty years from 190,000,000 to 850.000, 000 pounds. "The dearest spot on earth to me," the young man muttered as hia girl coaxed him into an ice-cream saloon. New York News. One man asked another why his beard was so brown and his hair white. "Be cause," he replied. " one is twenty yearn younger than the other." A man is said to be absent-minded when he thinks lie has left his watch at home and takes it out of his pocket to see if he has time to return home to get one, ho meets her at the croquet ground; Act two, to see her at the house he calls; Act throe, most regularly he ooines around; Act tour, head over cars in lovo ho falls; Act Ave, his manly passion he declares, And for an afterpiece pa kicks him down stairs. Burlington JIawkeye. rrniors ri.iKs. Can any one tell us why flies were made, Or what their uses may be? Or why tho ghosts of them cannot bo laid? If you make on one an onslaught and raid Nine hundred and ninety you'll see. William II. Lord, of Denmark, Mo., was prostrated last autumn by typhoid fever, which left him with the musclei of the right hand so contracted that the nails penetrated the flesh of the palm, and he had despaired of recovering the use of his hand and had decided to nave the little finger amputated. One day recently, while gathering pine balsam, he accidentally stuck the point of his knife into the hand near the base of the thumb, inflicting a deep flesh wound, from which blood of almost inky black ness flowed, when the strained muscles immediately relaxed, and the use of the hand was entirely restored, Yesterday noon, up at Mrs. McKer rel's boarding house, one of the young gentlemen coming in a little late, seized his soup plate and airily attempted to balance it on the end of his finder and twivl it around above his head, like tho gentleman in the circus. But, alas! it went off and came down on his head and broke and nearly drowned him, and when he arose and went to his room he shook out of his curling locks chunks of boiled potato, and slices of nion, and slabs of cabbage, and suggestions of ba con, and storms of rice, and flakes of grease, and sprays of sage and one thing ami another lie said, after tho explo sion, that he "didn't know it was loaded." Ilawkeyt. The following was a New Haven col ony law in 1669: ' 'Whosoever shall in veigle or draw the affections of any maido or maide-servant, either to him self or others, without first gaining the consent of her parents, shall pay to the plantation for the firss offence, 40s., the secc nd. 4, for the third shall be im pr' oned or corporeously punished." An old record Ins just been found show ing that under this law Jacobeth Mur tine and Sarah Tuttle got into trouble by "setting down on a chestle together, his arme around her waiste, and her arme upon his shoulder or about his neck, and continuing in that sinful pos ture about half an hour, in which time he kyssed her and she kyssed him, or they Kyssed one another, as ye witnesses testified." The Stock Regions or Texas. The section of country along tho Gul coast, lying between Houston and Gal veston, and extending far around to the Ilio Grande, is the famous pasture region of Texas. The country consists of open land, skirted everywhere by the blue horizon. Its fertility and luxuriant crops of grass, the even temperature through the year, and the numerous small streams of pure water, make it emphatically the "paradise" not "of tho Peri," but of the cows. Some of the cattle farms of this country are respect able principalities in their way, rivaling many ol the petty kingdoms of the German States, anil the proprietors are literal lords of all they survey. From 100,000 to 300,000 acres, all in one larni, are no unusual thing, and this, too, under fence, where roam thousands on thousands of sleek and saucy beeves. It is a very kingdom of cows. The owners, too. are live, energetic men, awake to tho importance of having the best breeds, and accordingly have imported Brahmin and Syrian bulls, which make a most excellent cross on the Texas stock. Durham and Devon stock do not succeed well, being too subject to fever. Great as it already is, it is be lieved that the cattle business in Texas is yet in its infancy. The European de mand for fresh meats will tend to stimu late timl enlarge the business. New York Mercantile Journal. Toads. Many gardeners already appreciate the valuable services of the common toad, and afford them protection for their insect-destroying propensities, while at many more, perhaps, are ignorant of their usefulness. To the latter class it may be interesting to know that toads live almost wholly upon slugs, cater pillars, beetles and other insects, making their rounds -at night when the farmer is asleep and the birds, too and tho in sects are supposed to be having it all their own way. English gardeners understand these facts so well that toads are purchased at so much a dozen nnd turned loose, and the best of it is, that the toads generally stay at home, so that the gardener is not troubled with buying liis toads over again every few days. The toad can be tamed, and will even learn to know " its master," and come when called; the writer has not only had such pets himself, but could give other instances of toad-taming that have come under his observation. Toads can be niatVe very useful about the house, and will do not a little good in destroying cockroaches, flies antl other household pests. New York Tribune.