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J' What Was Ills Creed t He left a load of anthraoito In front of a poor widow'! door, When the deep snow, frozen and whit. Wrapped itreet and aqnare, mountain and moor. That waa hU deed; He did it well; "What waa hit creed?" I cannot telL Bleat "In bit baiket and hii store," ' In sitting down and riving up; When more he got, he gave the more, Withholding not the crust and onp. He took the lead In oaoh good task ; "What waa big creed?" I did cot auk. Hi charily waa like the anow, Soft, white and silken in ita fall; Not like (he noiry winds that blow From shivering trees the leaves; a pall For flower and weed, Drooping below. "What was his creed?" The poor may know. He had great faith in loaves of bread For hungry people, young and old; And hope Inspired kind worda he said To him he aheltered from the oold. For he must feed - As well as pray. "What was his creed ?" I cannot say. In words be did not pat bis trust; Iu fal'.h his worda be never writ; He loroi to share his cup and crust With all mank nd who needed It; In time of need A Mend was be, "What was bis creed? He tol 1 not me. He put his trust in Heaven, and WorUe 1 ever on with hand and bead ; And what he gave In charity Sweetened his sleep and daily bread. Let us tako heed, For life is brief ! "What was his creed t" "Wha". his belief?" TH6 STOLEN LOOKET, la the elegantly f ununited drawinsr roiin ot u Weht-t'tul mansion sat a young man, wuose genicti bearing, fcroad, no ble brow, frum which his chestnut hair was tossed back in graceful carelessness, an 1 large, thoughtful eyes bespoke him to be one of nature's noblemen. He was evidnt)y wmting impatiently ior some oue; for, as a f-liglit .uoine - waa heard on the binding, he v -mid Biart, and fix his eyes eagerly ripen the door. At last, apparently unable to sit still any longer, he arose, and, walking to the window, stood tapping nervonsly on the glass, and wed "w!i lmtless eyes the cliauielion-lika crowd . that passed. While thus occupied he failed to hear a slight rustle as a girlish figure entered the room and gliding softly to his side touohod him lightly upon the arm. Ilis quick atart and the loving, gentle manner in which he gathered her to his heart showod at a glance that they were lovers. e While they hold sweet converse let ns pause a uiome , while a describe my heroine. Bhe was of medium height, of a slen der, delioate figure, and posBessed.of a nameless grace of movement, wnicb, added to her other charms, had won her the name among her many admirers of "Nellie, the Irresistible." Her beauty was of the true blonde type, and clod as she was in a sinning blue dress she looked worthy of the name. On her arms gleamed with a tawny haster broad golden bands; and from one of these, suspended by a small chain, hung a tiny heart-shaped locket, one side of which bore a forget-me-not set of tur . quoise, with a brilliant diamond spark ling in the center. Guy Hartley, for such was our hero's name, had called, glad of an excuse, to acquaint Nellie with some arrangement which he had just completed with regard to their Boon approaching marriage; and, after a short time passed in pleasant conversation, he reluctantly rose, and, bidding a tender adieu to the fair girl, left the house with a firm, elastic tread. . . . Hardly had he taken his departure when the front door bell again rang, and . onoe more a young gentleman was ushered inlo the drawing-room. The new-comer was tall and slight, with jet black hair, and a piercing look in the black eyes that boded no good to an enemy. As he sank into a chair, some thing glistening upon the floor caught his eye; and as he recognized it he could scarce refrain from a shout of pleasure; for Fred Acton had long been the secret rival of Guy, each striving to win the hand of fair Nellie Pomeroy. And now, as he held in his grasp the tiny locket, which by some evil chance had become detached from the bracelet on Nellie's arm, he felt that he possessed an almost certain means of revenge on Guy, and stand, perhaps, a better chance of win ning the fair girl for his wife; for the locket, as he knew, had been Guy's first love-gift to Nellie, and was prized as one of her choicest possessions. At this moment the footman entered the parlor, presenting Miss Pomeroy's regrets, and a request that Mr. Acton would excuse her that afternoon. The truth was that with her womanly intui tion she had long divined the secret which he had thought known to himself alone; and, having ever treated him with polite indifference, she felt less inclined now than ever to endure a tete-a-tete It ism? as the footm her message, and scarcely able to con ceal the treasure it afforded hi moment, -when he was still trembling wiui me zear 01 naving neen seen as he hastily hid the shining bauble 'in his 1 1 t . . uosom, ne leu nis compliments and de paries. CI m nor iiroMW t a iinls..'. T. ...... chased a small rinc. with whinh Via ?n at oned the locket securely to his' watch- chain, and then sauntered down the street, in the hope of meeting Guy. His wish was destined tn Ha fulflllorl for he was shortly gratified by. seeing juj Kpproacuing, wim a serene, con tented look As they stopped to chat, Fred, as if anxious to conceal something, placed his hand carelessly on his watch-chain ; but Guv. as was intended, nntincil thn action, and said, laughingly: "What is u mas you are so jealously guarding, Fred? A love-token from some fair ladv?" "Yes; but for fear that it might Diignt your hopes in mat direction, per haps I had better not show it you just at presem, laugnea iaise .tred.-nerr ously. 1 1 i . ... . n wa, never xear ior mei saia liny, "for I have alreadv eaaed mu hint mH so shall not prove a dangerous rival to your suit.- " Well. then, behold!" rmdiAd TVa.1 removing his hand, and disclosing to view me liny locaei. Guy turned pale as death; but, mas tering his emotion by a violent eflort, he playfully insisted upon knowing the name 01 x rea s cnarmer. " un, come," said Ted, "yon are feigning innocence; for surely you mnst have often seen this trinket upon the arm 01 lair eu the Irresistible,' who has this day bestowed it upon me as a Dledce of her trite love." Guy had stood as if turned to stone i ;i. il a; t . wane mis uippani speeon was being rat tled out, and then, with a few common Discs words. rn.RRnd rnr Vint. Viio imaA was not as free and elastic as before he met rrea, ana nis neaa.wnicn then had been raised proudly, was now bent for ward dejectedly; for a dark cloud had 4ll1dpnlv nrifltf n itViiaVi iVxrtxatnrmA . , " . " . " i u .... W-UV4 IV overshadow forever the bright morning oi nis nappinesB. Jt red watched him pass on with a Bar- Ionia SIXlile on his hnnrlnnmn ret ninia. ter face, and thought to himself, " Ah, my nne leiiow, mere s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip as you may dnd to your cost; and then yon will know the consequences of standing in ue way 01 area a.cion r That evening, in her luxurious home. Nellie watched and listened in vain for the familiar footsteps she had learned to xnow so well; and she retired to rest at a st, sad and dispirited, and with a dun sense of impending trouble, that -was vet too vague to sh tpe itself into connected thought. lhe next morning, as the family were gathered around the breakfast table, a sorvant entered the room with a note ad dressed to " Miss Pomeroy." GraspiDg it eagerly, spasmodically, Nellie tore it open, and with blanched face read the following laoonio note : Njxlik ; All is over between ns. Thank God I have discovered your perfidy before it was too late. ' I had the fullest confidence in you. Nellie : but that is past now. I leave for France to-morrow, never. I trust to revisit this country which would now be but a sod home for me. Your onoe-devoted lover, Gut Hartley. , Mr. and Mrs. Pomeroy, occupied in their own conversation, had not noticed the sudden paling of their daughter's face, as she hurriedly scanned the familiar writing, till, as she reached the fatal termination, her eyes closed, and with a low moan of agony she sank to the floor in a death-like swoon. For five years Gny wandered through Europe; for five years he vainly strove to nnd lorgetfuiness and happiness in constant excitement and change of scene; but failing in this he had at last resolved to visit again the land of his birth, if only to mark the ravages which time had made among his old friends, bo he re turned to London. Not onoe had a suspicion of Fred Ao- ton's treachery crossed his mind, for to Uuy lie had always shown the better part of his nature; besides the proof of Nellie's duplicity had seemed too con clusive to admit of any lingering doubt his love might have suggested. And Nellie? Thrown into a nervous fever by the cruel note from Guy, she wavered long between life and death; but finally her perfect constitution gained the victory, and she again min gled in the gay world of fashion; but a certain sadness was perceptible in her manner, and a weary look in her blue eyes showed that her heart was not in terested in the gay scenes by which she was surrounded. Vainly had Fred Acton sued for her hand. Feeling that he was in some manner connected with Guy'a mysteri ous behavior, she bad only scorn to give him. At first she had hoped that some trivial act of hers had displeased Guy and he would soon return, but as the weeks rolled on and no word came from the absent one, she finally ceased to ex pect turn. 1'reJ Acton, after repeated refusals from Nellie, had at last given up all hopea of winning her hand ; but, loving her still, as much as his selfish nature was capable of loving, he attempted to drown his Borrow in the wine cup ; and, with drinking and fast horses, was rap idly eating up the handsome property leit him by his father. One day, while riding at break-neck speed, his horse, frightened at a fluttering rag, bhied, aw J threw him. When fVA Viaatt'i.rm moned thvsician had nunimi v,; wounds, he pronounced him mortally lujuren. Knowing, then, that for him all thoughts of revenge on Guy were use less, and that he must soon render up an aeeonnl of Vi5a ri1 AnrJa v,,o th&ughts turned to Nellie, with a feeble I 1- A 1. - A.V-.-1 . wibii uin ne coma undo tne wrong he had done her. Ho he W?;WI a ltt confessing his sin, begging her forgive euu uuuuuuuK iuo iu.fi.cb, aim dis patched it to the injured girl, who, true woman that she was, could not but pity the dying man, bitterly as he had wrongeu uer, ana, inai ne mignt not die thinking himself nnforgiven, sent a note to the hotel to which he had been car ried, bat the messenger reached there uuijr iu wme 10 near inat ine unnappy x' ttu aukju naa oreamea nis last. Guy had supposed that Nellie and Fred were long'since married; but hard ly had he set foot in London when he wan reoognizea ana accosted Dy one of his old friends, who. smnn. tl. he had to relate concerning Guy'a old luruie 01 acquaintances, mentioned the fact of Fred Acton's death, and also said that Miss Pomeroy was as beautiful as AVAT Vint. nnmamiJ A il. : - St heart throbbed wildlv. .rt? Viia Von almost reeled with the idea that perhaps ma own rasnness naa aasnea me cup of hatroinesn from bin linn - HnnU ihr a it wuva7 have been treachery in Fred Acton's .1 . a i . ... wuuum, auu naa ne wrongea JNeiue all vufHB weary years r WildlV he asked himself tb aaA rtri na tions while on the way to his hotel: and 1 At . ... - - oy me ume ne naa arrivea mere ne had resolved that he wnnld ot. 1 AQfif. BOfl ne and nave an explanation with her. Once more he turned his steps toward the well-known lifmao vViora lia Vid . ww WwuH UV AlCl- spent the happiest hours of his life; miiiar room, where even the p;otnres on the walls seemed to smile on him in the old family servant failed to remem ber him. an ne cava nn'nomA min1 , O " " , uvmy requesting to see Miss Pomeroy. T-1t' eiue soon appearea; dux nardly nad she crossed the threnVinld vViPn tVio of love recognized him, and with a wild 4 t S1 - m scream 01 "wuy, aear uuy r sne was folded to his heart. Long explanations followed. Nellie told of the loss of her locket on the day of Gnv's last vinit. and Vmv .Via YaA grotted it, being his gift. She also told of the dying confession of Fred Acton, and his restoration of her locket, which she showed him. worn on a bine rihhnn about her neck. . Guy, penitent but loving, was fully forgiven by his deeply wronged Nellie, who, in the joy of such a reunion, had uo heart to blame him. lElnnn .ffA. am a .1 J Z . wwu avi nil. i u b g ( uiili wcruuiug in the stately mansion; and, although the fair bride's ornaments were milk white pearls, there hung suspended from the central cluster of her necklace a tiny locket, bearing on it a blue forget-me-not. Curious Swedish Ceremony. A curious ceremony is performed ev ery year in Zurich (Switzerland), on the eve of the eo-called Sechselanten, the ancient spring festival of the Tigurines, as our forefathers often classically named the people of Zurich. But the most popular ceremony belongs to the festival itself. This is the solemn con demnation and execution of the hated winter. It seems to be a theory of the Sechselauten that winter ought to end on the 31st March and that spring should begin on the 1st April. After sunset on the last day of March, multi tudes of men, women and children col- leot together ou the Stadthausplatz, in order to witness the burning of the un lucky "liogg," the god of wuiter. During the burnihg of the winter god this year the crown of the neighboring ueinoerg was wnite witn enow, a sign mat ine nam zuricn winter was not over, so that the experiment with the Bogg was a little daring and venturesome. The execution of the Bogg has occasionally been put off un til a later and less wintry day. in April. This was the case last year. Yet, when the citizens arose next morning, the Bogg seemed like the Phoenix to have arisen from his ashes and declared that his reign was not ended, for the city and the whole neighborhood wore the appear ance of a winter landscape, every street and field being white with snow. A Floating Hospital. It is a strange story of the sea that comes from the bark Beatrice Haviner, whicu nas just reaonea port alter a voy age commenced on the 17th of Decem ber, during which three of the crew died from a disease which seems to baffle medical analysis. The bark came from Padang, one of the East India isles, and was laden with green Java coffee. Whether the exhalations from this cargo poisoned the men, or whether they had contracted the Java fever be fore starting on their return voyage, does not appear ; but whichever it was, it prostrated the entire crew, and for wo days they were so weak that only the mate could move about, and, Bitting in a chair, steered the bark. Coleridge's Ancient Mariner had not a much worse time with his dead crew than did this mate with his sick and delirious com panions. Finally they fell in with other vessels, obtained fresh supplies of qui nine and loans of men, and by slow de grees worked themselves into port. For four months the bark was a floating hospital, and the principal wonder is that she ever reached port at all. ,Vcu 1'orA Exire$. A Poor Town fer Business. He was a red-nosed, wild-eyed man from the head waters of Sage Run, and looked as if he had not been in town since oil was discovered. His rustv pants were several inches too short for him, and be earned half a dozen coon skins in his hand, At the post-office corner he met a Boutn Bide lady, and stopping her by holding the bunoh of hides before her face, said: "Can't I sell you something nice to make a set of furs out ef?" The lady screamed, and shot across to the other Bide of the street. "Does any of your neighbors want to Duy anything of the kind?" yelled tun reu-Dosea man. . The lady screamed again. "Now, what's the matter with Han. ner?" remarked the red-nosed man as the lady disappeared in the door oppo site. A moment later the man veered into a bank, and threw his hides down at the cashier's window. "Got some A No. 1 coon-skins here that I'll sell cheap. Not a scratch of a tooth on any of 'em. Ketched every one of 'em in a box-trap." "We have no nse for them," Baid the president, politely. as he cast an oblione glance at the goods. "They'll make yon. a nice vest," said the red-nosed man. "Two hides '11 make you a vest, and one '11 make yon a cap that'll wear you as lonar as von live." "My dear, sir." replied the president. somewhat confused, "we don't want hides here. Take them somewhere else, please." "Mebbe your wife would like a Bet of furs, and these is " "No, no, no," replied the banker im patiently, "take the things away, they are offensive." " What's that?" said the red-nosed man sharply. "Take the blamed things out of this," exclaimed the exasperated banker : "they smell like a slaughter house." i ll take a dollar for the lot." , "The people next door by coon-skins.' put in the cashier; "take them in there; take them uptown; take them down town ; take them across the river ; themr-" "Gimme fifty cents for the lot." per sisted the red-nosed man. If you don't get out. of this. I'll kick your head off," yelled the infuriated president. "1 11 take thirty cents for the six. said the red nosed man. "D'ye say the word. - and lie dangled tne bunch bv the tails. The president started for the outside. The man with the skins started for the sidewalk, and after having reached it he paused and said: "And this is the boasted Old Oity.is it? Grea-a-at Godfrey I If Bealskin and sable were selling for cent a cart-loal the hull town could not buy the sand papered end of a rat's tail OU City uerrtcc. . A Curious Itetuedial Agent, In the course of a report which has just been published by order of the In- spector-ueneral of Maritime Customs in China, Dr. F. Wong give us some curi ous particulars respecting a strange remedial agent employed by the Chinese in cases of Cynanchee tonsillaris. The disease they term Ngo-how, or "goose throat," and the remedy in question is called How tsao, a soft stone not unlike biliary calculus in appearance. It is expensive, being worth twenty times its weight in silver, and is said to come from Siam. Twenty or thirty grains of this powder taken in water is thought to be very efficacious. Dr. Wong mentions having seen a case where this remedy was given, and where it oertainly ap peared effective, after gargles and as tringents had been applied in vain. The specimens of the stone which have come under his notice appear like ani mal concretions and are of various sizes, some being smaller than pigeons' eggs, while others are as large as hens' eggs. The story goes that when a monkey is wounded the animal, from its natural instinct, picks out the proper medicinal herbs, masticates and applies them tc the wound, so that successive layers are in this way laid on bo as to form a mass. In time the wound heals, and the lump of dried herbs falls off; it is then picked up by the Siamese, found by them to possess peculiar virtues, and sent in small quantities to China as a drug. Nature. Mules in the Mines. In underground places. the intelligence of mules displays itself in a remarkable manner. They Boon learn to obey every command their driver gives them. A curious freak about mules is that when anything touches their heads they dodge, while touching horses' ears makes them throw up their heads. For this very reason horses cannot be used under ground, for they would soon break their skulls, while mules never get injured in that manner. The switch mules in the Nevada mines, when the men are eating, go from man to man begging for something to eat, and they will eat cooked meat, pies, drink coffee in fact, take anything the men have. One of the mules, when the men are not look ing, is in the habit of upsetting the men'a lunch pails and helping themselves with out leave. They have also taken to drinking ice water, and are not satisfied except they get their regnlar allowance. The mules which pull the rock-trains are driven three or four tandem, each having a torch upon its head, which keeps bobbing up and down as they move along, and they present a very novel appearance as Been from a dibtanco in the darkness. PAItif, GARDEN AND HOUSEHOLD, Interesting Hclentlfle Notes. Sprinos. Springs are formed by the intervention of clay and sand strata, the former holding water, and the latter permitting its free passage. Self-Windino Clock. An inventor describes an automatic clock, in which the winding machinery is operated by me alternate expansion and contraction oi glycerine, or other suitable liquid. a piston, on the surface of the glycerine, is So connected with ratchet wheels and toothed racks that motion in either di rection will wind un the weieht. He thinks that the contrivance will be es pecially valuable for self-registering me leoroiogicai instruments. Yellow Glass fob Spectacles Yellow glass gives greater rest to the eyes than either blue or green, and ob jects at a distance can be seen more dis tinctly with than without it. At rifle practice the yellow glass was found to take off all the glare of the light without impeding vision, and allowed the men to see the targets most distinctly. Yel low glass cuts off chemical rays, and, pernaps, on mat account nas a less in jurious effect on the eyes. PnocuBrNO Fresh Wateb from Sea Water. A method of procuring fresh water from sea water through the direct action of the sun's rays is among the ioreign inventions, ine apparatus con sists of a box of wood one inch thick, about fourteen feet long, two feet wide, and of an average depth of six inches. The upper part of the box is closed with ordinary glass, which has an inclination of an inch and a half. At the lower edge of the glass there is a semi-circular channel, deetined to receive the fresh water which is condensed on the inte rior surface of the glass. The operation is entirely simple. The salt water is let into the box for about an inch in depth. feld is then exposed to the rays of the sun. A very active evaporation then begins, and it is found that a square metre of glass will condense daily the amount oi two gallons oi pure water. A Cheap Telephone. Professor Bar rett, in a recent lecture on the telephone. gav rriys Nature) a recipe for making a c! i a i one. Tafee a wooden tooth- rUtii- box and make a hole about the size of a half-crown in the lid and the bottom. Take a diso of tinned iron, such as can be had from a preserved meat tin. and place it on the outside of the bottom of the boxj- and fix the cover on the "ther side of it. ' Then take a small bar magnet, place on one end a small cotton or Bilk reel, and round the reel wind some iron wire, leaving the ends loose, Fix one end of the magnet near as near as possible without touching to the diso, and then one part of the telephone is complete. A similar arrangement is needed for the other end. The two ore connected by the wire, and with this Professor Barrett sajs he has been able to converse at a distance of about 100 yards. Artificial Gems. What we popular ly call paste is technically known as strass; this is also the French word for the same substance (from M. Strass, its reputed inventor). Paste, then, is a material with which diamonds are im itated, and by mixing up with it metallio oxides of different kinds, crlors in great variety are imparted to the paste, by which it serves as a representative of the various colored gems. Strass is prepared from silica, potash, borax and oxide of lead, and sometimes arsenic The cru cible in which the materials are melted claims particular attention, since, if the substance of which it is formed contains metallio particles, color would be im parted to the strass. Hard porcelain and Hessian clay are the best materials for this purpose. When the cru 'ibles are supplied with the proper quantity of ingredients, they are placed in a porce lain furnace, where they are exposed to a steady heat for twenty-four hours, aud then allowed to cool very slowly, bo that a kind of annealing goes on. By this means is produced a strass or paste which, after passing through the hands of the lapidary, who gives it the form necessary for setting, presents us with an imitation of the diamond. Medical Illnta. How to Soften the Hands. Take equal portious of glycerine and alcohol ; mix well ; before retiring at night wash the hands in warm water and rub well with the lotion. Hair Tonio. Bay rum. one pint: alcohol, half a piut ; castor oil, half an ounoe ; carbonate of ammonia, a quar ter of an ounce ; tinoture of cantharules, half an ounce. Mix them well. This mixture is said to promote the growth of the hair, aud prevent it from falling out. Freckle and Tan Becipe. Four pounds of good hard soap; shave fine and dissolve in ten quarts of boiling soft water; add one ounce of Baits of tartar, three ounces borax. Then take away from the fire and set to cool; then aild one ounoe of liquid ammonia, two ounoes glycerine and ten drops of oil of sassalraB. Neuralgia and Rheumatism. A very simple relief -for neuralgia is to boil a small handful of lobelia in half a pint of water till the strength is out of the herb, then strain it off and add a tea- spoonful of fine salt. Wring cloths out of the liquid as hot as possible, and spread over the part affected. It aots like a charm. Change the cloths as soon as cold, till the pain is all gone ; then cover the place over, bo as to pre vent taking cold, liheumatism can often be relieved by application to the painful parts of cloths wet in a solution of sal soda iu water. If there is inflammation in the joints, the cure is very quick ; the wutsh ue?;l to be lukewarm. Items of Interest. The early bird catches the worm; An attaohed couple Oyster-shells. The fever and ague request Shake I Many plants close on the approach of rain. Labor in vein Working a silver mine. The washerwoman's steed A clothes horse. Boston consumes 6,000 barrels of flour per day. Great Britain exports 16,000,000 tons of coal annually. A man must necessarily keep his word when no one will take it. "There is a skeleton in every horse," is the way the little boy read it. More than 50,000 pounds of oleomarga rine are used in New York weekly. The most sentimental exercises yet known is said to be women swimming in tears. When married men complain of being in hot water at home, it turns out half the time that it's scold. Gardeners might not not like to part with their gardens, though they are always ready to fork over their grounds. It is calculated that, at the present rate of destruction, the pine forests of this country will be exhausted in thirty to fifty years. . r The Greeks had little or no notion of butter, and the early Romans used it only as medicine never as food; so thni, it is -comparatively a modern article of diet. Andre Gauthier is creating a sensa tion iu Paris by painting a landscape iu five minutes, a portrait in six, and also by painting two pictures simultaneously one with each hand. England has 150,000 acres in orchards; Wales 2,536, and Scotland but 1,449. There are 85,264 acres of market gar dens iu England, against 2,881 in Soot land, and 712 in Wales. "Take time by the forelock, young man," said a father to aeon. "How can I," said the young hopeful, looking at a pioture of buld -headed Time, "when he hasn't a bit of hair on his head?" The name of the phonograph in Ger man is unsergehausnekeitigenfernste hanphfteichtaunsgespreecher. When you wind that up on the cylinder, aud leave it till it gets cold, and then grind it out, it usually tears the machine to pieces and strikes the house with light ning. Turlington Hawkey e. The seeds of plants are their eggs. A sunflower produces 4,000, a poppy 30, 000 a tobacco plant 300,000, and spleen wort, 1,000,000. Some, as the pea pink. have but one seed, nmbelliferousflow ers two, and the slnrge and ranunculus three. The capsule of the white poppy contains 8,000 seeds. The British Medical Journal, in speaking of the effect of the habit of smoking upon the general health of boys under 16 years of age, says: "A cele brated physician took for "his purpose thirty-eight boys, aged from 9 to 15, and carefully examined them. In twenty seven of them he discovered injurious traces of the . habit. In twenty-two there were various disorders of the cir culation and of digestion, palpitation of the heart, and a more or less marked taste for strong drink. In twelve there was frequent bleeding at the nose, ten had disturbed sleep, and twelve had slight ulcerations of the raucous mem brane of the month, which disappeared on ceasing from the use of tobacco for some days. The doctor treated them al! for weakness, but with little enect until the smoking was discontinued, when health and strength were soon restored. " Artificial Ears and Eyes. This discovery mania is really awe- inspiring in its tremendous possibilitie . Mr. lhomas A. Edison, the phonograr ; inventor, has written to an aoquaintaiiiv in Chicago a significant note which w find in the Tribune of that city : Menlo Park. N. J., May 10. Dea Sir: The many letters that I have r ceived on the subject of an apparab for the deaf has convinoed me thatt., dtm.tnd would be enormous. So I ha v put two of my roost skilful assistants ut work testing my ideas. I feel sure thi.t I will "Produce a practical apparah; within bix months. Mr. Edison's ingenuity may be stimu lated by the fact that he himself is con Biderably deaf, bo that he has to hold i hand to his ear and scoop in the voic like a sailor in a hurricane. And real!; , there is no scientific deduction aguinr the success of the attempt to ereatd i artificial ear. The organ of hearing is purely mechanical contrivance, and i may be possible to convey sensation t the auricular nerves by artificial met I ods. And if the deaf can be helped t hear, why not the blind be mode to eei . Helmholtz.one of the greatest physioim living, has spoken with Borne ccmtemi of the human eye as a mechanical U strumeut, declaring it far from perfw! and Professor Clifford has to! us that it is not achroiniti a that an important portion of tl retina does not reflect an ima,' It would be rather audacious t a man to attempt to improve ou I and, as a matter of fact, human beir: will probably have to put up with t imperfect contrivance for a gotd r years yet; but if Edison can art ;1 reach and impress with sentii aural nerves.ia there any roas i bliud may not se3 with ) eyes? This is a realm, ho' experiments are !:'' '