' Rates of Advertise ,. One flquar(llnch,)one Insertion - fl One Square " one month - - 8 00 One Square " " three months - 8 00 OneHquare " one year - - 10 00 Two Squares, one year - - - 15 Oo Quarter. Col. - - - - 80 00 Half " - 60 00 One " " - - - - 100 00 Ltegal notices at establlahed rates. Marriage and death notices, gratis. All bills for yearly advertisements col lected quarterly. Temporary advertisc nenta must be paid for in advance. Job work, Cash on Delivery. ft IS rUBUSIlKD SVEKY WKDNKSIiAV, BY W K. DUNN. OFFICE IN E0BIN30H & BOH SEE'S BUODIIO " ELK 8TB.nET, TIONESTA, Pi, THKMS, 2.00 A YKAR. No Subscriptions received Tor a shorter period than tiiroo month. , orronpondonoo solicited from U pru or the country. Nonotlre will betaken ol anonymous communication. t0i mmm li ¬ mm. VOL. X. NO; 48. TIONESTA, PA., MAECH 6, 1878. $2 PER ANNUM. a j The l.nlcsl Chinese Outrage. It wns noon by the inn ; we had flniihed our gme And wag panKiu' remarks goin' back to our claim Jones wag oouutiu' bis chips, Hmilh rellsvln' his mind Of ideas that a " straight " should best "three of a kind," Whoa Johnson, of Elko, cmo galtopin' down. With a look on hli face 'twixt a grin tnd a frown, And he call " Drop your hovel, and face right about For thera Chloose from Murphy's are clcario' us out With their cblng a ring chow, And their chio oolorow, They re bent upon uiaklug No slouch of a row." Then Jonos my own pardner looks up with a sigh, "It's your wash bill," sea he, and I aniwers, You lie I" But afore he could draw, or the others could arm, Up tumbles the Bates' boys who heard the alarm. And a yell from the bill top, and roar of a gong, Mixed up with remarks like " HI 1 yl ! Chang-a-wong 1" And bombs, shells and cracker that crashed through the trees Revealed iu their war-togs four hundred Chi nees t . Four hundred, Chinee ! We are eight, don't you sea ? That made a square fifty To just one o' we. " They were dressed in their bent, bat I grieve that that same Was largoly made up of our own, to their . shame. And my pur l tier's boat shirt and his trouser. Were huiijf On a spear, aud above him were tauntingly . swung While th it bsgirsr Chey Lee, like a conjuret at, . . rulliu' out egg aud chickens from JohnsonV best hat j And Bites' game rooster was p rt of theu Mo.t," And all of Smith's ,lgi were! akyugled to boot But the olimix was reached and I liked to hav diud When my demijohn, empty, came down the billaiJa 1 Down the hillside I What onoa hcl I the pride Of liiberton cou ty, Titchel down the hillside ! Then we axed for a parley, Wheu out of the din To the front oomen a-rockin that hea'hen, Ah Sio 1 " You owe flowty dollee me whee you camp, You cutcbee my wjHliee-nie catcheeno stamp; Oue dollar hap-dozen, me no catchee yet. Now that flowty dollee uo bub ? how can get ? Me s&tohee yom piggee -me sellee for cash, It catchee me lioee you catchee no " hash ;" Me belly good shelitf we lebbee whoo oan, Mo alloe same halp pin as Melicsn man !' But Melican man He watihee him pan On bottom aide hillee, And catchee how can ?" j " Are we men?" says Joe Johnson, "aud list . to this Jaw j Without process of warrant, or color of law ? Are we men or a-chew !" here Le gasped lu hi speech ' . For ' a stink-pot had fallen Just cut of bis reach . " Shall we stand here, as idle, and let Asia . . pour .... 1 . Her barbario hordes on this civilized shore? Has the White Man no country ? Are we left . in the lurch ? And likewise what's gone of the Established Church? One man to four hundred is great odds, I own, But this yer's a White Man I plays it alore !' Acd he sprang up the bill-side to stop him none dare Til a yell f rem the top told a " White Man was there ! ' A White Man was there ! We prayed he ui'gbt spare Thoue misguided Heathens The few clothes they wear. They fled, and he followed, but no matter where They flad to escajw him, the " White Man was there" " Till we missed first his voioe on the pine-wood-ed slope, Aud we knew for the Heathen henoeforth was o hope, And the yell they grew fainter when Peterson aid " It simply was human to bury his dead." And then with slow tread We crept up in dread, But fouud nary mortal there Living or dead. But there was his trail, and the wsy that they came, And yonder, no doubt, he was bagging bis game, When Jones drops his piok-axe, and Thompson Bays " Shoo !" Aud both of 'em points to a cage of bamboo, Uauging down from a tree with a label that swung Conspicuous with letters in some foreign tongue. Which, when freely translated, the same did appear Was the Chinese fur sayUg: " A White Man is hure 1" Aud ine drew near Iu auger aud fear Bouud hand aud foot, Johnson l.uuLi'.JI do u n itU a Ur ! Tn bis mouth was an opium pipe which was why Ha leered at us so with a drunken-bke eye I They bad shaved off his eyebrows, and tacked on a cue, Thy had painted bis face of a coppery hue, And rigged blm all up In a beathenlnh snit, Then softly departed, each man with bis -loot." Yes, every galoot, And Ah Bin, to boot, . Had left blm there banging ; Like ripening fruit. At a mass meeting held up at Murphy's next day, Thera were seventeen speakers, and each bad hi say There were twelve revolutions, that instantly passed, And aach resolution was worse than the last; 1 here were fourteen petition wbleh, grant ing the same. Will determine what Governor Murphy's shall name. And the man from our dis'rkt that goes up Meat year, Ooe up on one Issue that's patent and clear) " Can the work of a mean, Degraded, Boolean, Believer In Buddha Be held as a lien? ' - Brtt Uarte, i W ' fipirUofth Tin. A St. Valentine Experiment. It was the eve of Saint Valentine's day. Two girls were sitting tefore a bright open lire in tbe oozy sitting room of an old-fashioned bouse amongst the New Hampshire hills. It was a bo tit twenty years ago, when open Area were more In vogue than now. The warm glow glinted and glimmered upon the walls and furniture and touched the forms and faces of the girls with a ten der, p jo tie grace. "Now'i our clianoe to have a peep into, futurity," said Qraoe Elmore, the younger and gayer of the two. " If we walk down cellar back wards with a looking glass at the witch ing hour of midnight, we a hall see our future " . " I shouldn't dare to try the experi ment," said Irene JBereaford. ' I've heard of persons seeing their coffins in stead of a true lover. Poor May Oav lord tried it last year, and though she wouldn't mention what she saw, she told me before bhe died that she could never think of that nigl t without a shudde' . " Nonsense I how superstitions you are !" said the more practical Qraoe. " How can yon believe such things. Now, I haven't the least idea either lover or ooflln would appear. If I should try the experiment, I should only do it for a lark." "Call it superstition, or what you like," returned Irene, "I know that many fine, high-wrought, aud yet pow erfni natures, are strongly controlled by such notions. You know we have high authority for the assertion that ' there are stranger things ia earth and heaven than is dreamt of in our philosophy.' I do not believe in supernatural influ ences, subject to laws whose workings we do not understand, but which are none the less real. Now, I'm just sen sitive enough oowardly, if yon like to prefer doing almost anything dis agreeable to the ordeal of walking down cellar alone at that hour." i " Well, there's no need of our discuss ing this subject before Paul in such a gloomy manner," said Grace, hastily. "He's low-spirited enough now, aren't you, Paul ?" getting up and crossing the room to the side of Paul, who was re clining upon a low lounge that sat in a recess. " I guess you weren't noticing what we were saying," she oontiued, as he did not speak. " Come, coa," pat ting him on the cheek, "ehemp, and let ua have some fun on the eve of dear old Saint Valentine." I did hear what you were talking about," he said, quietly, "audi agree with Irene. I believe ' " O yes. of course you believe any thing that's diurnal, and hateful, and disagreeable. Come, Irene, help me wheel him around out of theee shadows; he'll never move unless we do, and see if this bright firelight won't dipel these dismal ideas. Irene lent a hand, thoueh the ooou- pant protested, and the lounge was placed before the rosy firelight. Then Mary, the houuekeeper brought in ap ples and cuts and cider, and tbe girls ate and drank and laughed and juked with intent to cheer up their invalid cousin, who was in a decline, some said, and others that he was only low-spirited. Paul Weutworth wa a dreamy, imag inative youth of nineteen, whose seuHi tive temperament had acquired a morbid tint from the misplaced kindneas of an indulgent mother. Believing him too delicate for the rough-and-tumble play of ordinary boyhood, she had treated him like a hot-house plant, which had further strengthened this tendency, tshe had died suddenly a few weeks Wfore the opening of our story, and the shock had thrown him into a state of hopeless despondency. Ilis two cousins from a neighboring town were spending a few days at the farm-house, trying to cheer np his spirits, but all their efforts were in vain. As he Bat before a oozy fire in his sleep ing room after the girls had retired, his unnaturally bright eyes and the vivid dubh on his cheek seemed good evidences of the truth of his friends' fears, that consumption was doing its work. The subject on which the girls had been speaking in the nmt of the evening had a strange fascination for him, and he was resolved to try the experiment of which thy had spoken. Not that he really believed that there was any truth in the matter, only he felt a strange longing which was quite consistent with linen a nature as rhis to experiment in something which had a suggestion of the supernatural. He had no fear of death, indeed he had a sort of morbid longing lor it; so ir he saw his coffin, he felt tin it would not UDnerve him. The thought ne.pt mm hopeful, and he sat in a low chair before the Are glancing occasional ly at the clock until the handspointed to five minutes before twelve. His room opened on the sitting room. He took a small looking glass that hung on the wall and a lamp, and passed through tbe sit ting room to the kitchen. The house was still as death. All the inmates ex cept himself were Bleeoincr in the cham bers. He heard the clock strike the mystical midnight hour, as be opened the cellar door, which creaked noisily, lie descended the steps slowly, for walk ing backwards down stairs is a slightly difficult performance. He trembled so violently by this time with excitement that he could scarcely hold the light. As his feet touched the bottom, the cellar ixH-ume illuminated with a weird light distinct from that shed by his lamp, and he seemed for a moment to lose his own identity, as in the glass, from which he never took his charmed gaze, he beheld looking over his shoulder the fair face framed in golden curls of his cousin Irene I It is doubtful if his coffin would have startled him half so much as this unexpected apparition. He was paraly sed for a moment. Then the vision glided away as noiselessly as it came; and, without stopping to investigate, be reasoended the stairs as hastily as his trembling limbs would allow, and the cellar door closed with a bang. The sound acting on his overwrought nerves canned him to drop tbe looking glass, and it fell on the kitchen floor with a loud crash and was shivered to atoms. He hurried into his room, undressed and crept into bed. He lay a long time iu a dased, bewildered state, for thoughts of a lady love had never before entered his head, and when at last he slept his dreams were ol his fair-faced cousin who had showed herself to him in such a weird, mystical manner. Next morning when Mary entered the kitchen she was startled by the sight of the shattered looking-glass on the floor. With considerable superstition about such mishaps, she gathered up the fragments in an awed sort of way, and saw that it was the one that had hung in Paul's room ! She considered it as a mysterious omen of ill to him, but checked herself from asking ,him about it, as she feared tbe effect on his nerves. She confided the matter to the girls as soon as possible in an awed whisper. "I guess it's easily enough explain ed," said Grace, in a light tone. " Let's ask Paul about it. I-shouldn't wonder if he did it himself." " O, no; you musn't mention it," anid t lie excited woman. "If he did, it's ull the worse for him ; but I wouldn't have him questioned on the matter it would only excite him. Poor dear I he won't be long after his mother." Irene regarded the oiroumstance as singular, but said little, and Grace kept her secret for the time resolved to see the end before she revealed it. But whether or not a broken looking glass is ever an omen of ill, it was not so m this case. The sudden 6hock to his nerves reacted with a beneficial effect upon his whole system. From tnat night his health improved rapidly.. He ceased to brood morbidly over the memory of his mother. His counte nance lost its absent, dreamyjerpression, and his actions betokened the workings of a hitherto latent energy. He never mentioned the glasa, for he would rather have died than revealed what he had seen to the girls, aud he was too in genuous to tell the story wih any false varuixhing ; but he wondered secretly why Mary had never sxken of it. He commenced to manifest a bashful re serve towards Irene, which she did not know how to interpret. He had im prove! so much, Grace said, through their influence, that they returned home with a promise from him of a speedy vibit. When he clasped Irene's hand in the good-bye, a strange thrill shot through his frame, for he felt convinced that some time in the future bhe was to he his wife. " Ieave the farm iu charge of Johu and Mary and go Weht with me." Paul's eyes kind'.-d with a new ani mation. . " I'm sure, uncle, I'm willing to do anything you think bet. I foci as if I had only just begun to live." " Well, you'il have enough to do out there to make a man of you. Three or four years of brihk, active life will change you so your fiicuJa won't know you. Your mother wua my only and dear Mater " here hia voice faltered a little. Perhaps she petted you more than was good for you; but she infant all right. I saidmhen I started for New Hauip ahire: 'If Rachel's by iihU a helpiug hand. I ll give it to him.' " Ho the farm was h it iu care of thev faithful man and woimfti who ha 1 JtxMn with Mrs. Wentworth ever aiune her hu band's death, and Paul aocoiupanieid hia uncle to hia western home, where he doing a thriving busiuoaa. The chan of scene and active employment a-Ul like an elixir. At thu end of four yrars the tall, blender atriphog developed into a atrong, broad-etiouldcrd, full chested young man, with oulv tho daik, hand some yes and bnal, white brw re maining to identify the 1'uul Wentworih of yore. All this time he had cL ri!ict the memory of Irene. They 1ml kept up a oorre(pouu'U lit a cou;uiy fabhion, but no word of love Lad l u bpokeu. They exchau' d 1'iotiin s. ll i J ftue was the amue lu.id, low-! y mm l.r j remembered t-iug four yeais , in iho J glass on that well-remembered night, but his was so changed, and for the bet ter, that with a cry of delight she hastened to show it to Grace, now a wife of one year. " Would you have thought he would have grown so strong-looking and hand some, Grace f " " Yes, I should, as soon as he got out of leading strings. I sever believed he was in a decline any more than I was," " He's coming home to visit us," said Irene, with the least little flush on her fair cheek. " He says he has sent this picture as a forerunner." " I shouldn't wonder if you fell in love with him when, he comes," siid Grace, mischievously. " You're half In love with that ricture now, and I could see that he liked you before he went away. He must be intended for you, for you ve given all your beaux the mitten, which I guess von must be doing to leave the coast clear for him." " I have loved you, Irene, ever since you and Grace visited me at the old farm, after mother's death." "I liked and pitied yon then," said Irene, " but I never thought of love, at least I don't think I did. " " I don't know as I should, indeed I don't think I should, have been living now only for a violent shock I received while yon were there." "What was it?" questioned Irene, eagerly. "Do you remember a talk you aud Grace had on Valentine eve about trying experiments to find out who was your true lover t" " I think I do about walking down cellar at dead of night with a looking glass. We were sitting by the firelight. Yes, that evening is distinct in my memory." as WWII A11 irrisiw 1ww wv sMtta A n1 fanciful 1 was, I thought it over after Sou went to bed, and at midnight took a imp and glass and went down cellar. I expected to see my coffin. What d yon think I saw instead ?" "What?" asked Irene, breatMessly. "Your face looked over my shoulder in the glass. It was so unexpected that it frightened me so I had just strength enough left to get back to my room. " Why, that was singular, Paul " said Irene, with her blue eyes fixed on his uanasome rase. "Ul course I was in bed asleep. It seems foolish to attribute such things to any cause but our own imaginations, and yet a belief in the supernatural clings to me, though Grace is always laughing at me about it." " Just iu time to explain that mys terious supernatural, affair," said the lovely Grace, walking in upon them through the folding doors of the porlor. I ve just been an unintentional listner to your thrilling account of your mid night exploit four years ago." " Why. what do you know about it ?" both asked. " You saw your lovely cousin's face iu the glass and thought it was her spirit which your, influence had called away from her body," said Grace in a tone of playful banter. "Well, I'm sorry to spoil your spiritual theories, but the truth is, Irene was in the habit of walk in her sleep occasionally, and on that night she chose the cellar as the scene of her pedestrian feat." "Why, Grace, you never told me that," said Irene in a surprised tone. "Yon said I was ia the sitting-room. but I never dreamed " " I did not intend you should." inter rupted Grace: " I knew it would fright en you half to death, it was such a large, caveruous, horribly suggestive old cel lar, and you were always so afraid of doing something dreadful in your waiting nts. x woke and missed you. I concluded you were at your usual tricks . I couldn't find the lamp, so sup ported you hatl taken it to light your path. 1 stole down stairs softly. What was my surprise when I opened the chamber door into the kitchen to see our invalid cousin hurrying from the direc tion of the cellar door like one pursued. He dropped the glues in his haste, which Mary found the next morning and told us about in a stage whisper. As soon as he went out of sight I opened the cel lar door. Yon, Irene, were just asooud iug the steps serenely with the lamp in your hand. I did not speak, but made way for you and you passed up stairs. I followed. I supposed that Paul had seen you and been half frightened to death, butwhen he began to improve so fat it seemed that his fright had operated bene-flcially." "Well," said Irene, "to think you never told me of this before I" " I bided my time. Don't you ever say, Paul, that a woman cannot keep a secret. I always thought you were made for each other. When you began to eorreioud I knew pretty well how it would end." Then the comical aspect of the affair presented itself to the fertile fancy of Grace, and she laughed hearti ly. The others joined her, too happy. U foel anything but amused over it. " Theu it eeeins, Irene, that the pleas aut little fancy of mine which I have I'hensliod so long has been rudely swept away by this terribly matter-of-fuct couiu of ours, " said Paul. " Yea," aaid bhe, "and I feel sort of sorry." "lia glad the illusion lasted till now. It doeeu t alter the fact that we were uiaie for each other, "aaid Paul, drawing her fondly toward him and kissing her. " Thut uiht I tegsn to live, and you were the tinconoctoua matruinent of my salvation.' "do IboM) were wed, '' And Btarniy raug the bells." It it confidently believed that every iimxI ru Lk tuuui waa m the cavalry dur ii. g the war, aud heuoe his au lacity in PARK, (MRDEX 15 D HOUSEHOLD. Far N'elee. The beat way to protect the bark of trees from mice, rabbits or farm stock, it to tie a small bundle of dead branches around the part to be protected. Care of the orchard, whether young or old, will require good fences and gates to keep out intruders of all kinds. A stray ox or horse may cause serious dam age in a young orchard. The constituents of soot are those once forming fertilizing material of the soil. They are valuable, whether of coal or wood, and contain charcoal, ammonia, compounds, muriatic acid, lime, mag esia and other substances. A nest-egg, capable of deceiving the most knowing hen is made, the Scien tific American says, by removing the contents ot an egg through a break in the end, say three-eighths of an inch in diameter, and tilling with, powdered slaked lime, tamped as closely ss possi- 1. 1 j 1 . 1 nl 1 . . iie, uuu Btraieu wun piaster oi l ana. liie uantenert Mtynthfj well re marks: ' 8ome people say that land which will raise good corn will grow good fruit trees, which is all right; but they should add that, like corn, they require regular and continuous manur ing." To which we would add. that. like corn, they require thorough cultiva tion of the soil, especially during their younger years, and many farmers would even regard a clean, mellow soil instead of a grass sod in their corn-fields, as more important than manure. Country uentieman. Fowls drink water frtely. but they know just how much they need, and wnen they nave access to the tin id clean, sweet and fresh, they imbibe no more than is good for them. It is, therefore, unnecessary to mix your dough too thin aud sloppy at the morning feeding. Have the meal well scalded, aud feed the mixture to the stock stiff and dry, com paratively. This feed should generally Le composed of both corn and rye meal, with vegetables say one-third each. In our own practice we have found this preferable, both for the birds and as an economical provision for the old or the growing stock. A little pepper occasion ally in this dough, aud always salt, will improve the mess. . Caltlvallea ef Itorse-KadUh. Any kind of aoil will suit horse-radish, providing it is cool and moist A low, moist, 'sandy soil, well enriched with cow yard manure, is the best. In place of barnyard manure, Peruvian guano, or a mixture or finely-ground raw bone dust and nnleached ashes may be used witu beneht; JXJO to o'JO pounds per acre of either of the above fertilizers, or twenty tons of manure will be sufficient. Unleached ashes are excellent, but need help ; a strong ammouiacal fertilizer is needed as well as potash. The best mode of cultivation is to plant root-cuttings about one quarter inch in diameter and three to six inches long, in rows two feet apart, and sixteen inches apart in the row. The cuttings are made from the smaller roots, and as they are made the tops should be cut square and the bottoms slanting, so that in planting they may not be put bottom upward. They are to be set three inches below the surface. This crop is not grown from seed ; by planting slips in May the fall crop may be harvested in December. About 12,000 roots are grown per acre, and good roots will weigh three-quarters of a pound, giving 10,000 pounds per acre, when the cultivation is the best possible. The roots are dug as late as possible, trimmed and put away in pits, and covered with soil just as potatoes or turnips are kept over. Hew te Maaase FuwU. The Butter. Vheeae and Eua Reporter tells of a Mr. Benton, who keeps eleven different kinds of fowls, and is very BuooesHfnl in their management. Mr. Benton found weak lye and wood ashes an effectual remedy for the canker. The doctors recommend chlorate of potash. Ashes are also excellent for the hens to wallow in, and he keeps a box iu each coop for that purpose. This effectually keeps off lice. ' lhe flour of sulphur sprinkled in the nent of setting hens is excellent. Mr. Benton's principal feed is Indian corn, which is kept constantly in reach of his hens by means of boxes in the partitions, oue serving for two coops. Water in a dish set under a nail keg, with a hole cut in the aide, serves for watering. The nests are in a long box along the ends of the coops; the hens enter through holes aud are then in comparative darkness. Lids on the outside give access to the nests. Mr. Benton thinks Indian corn the best grain for hens, because of its heating nature. In addition, he feeds scraps from the table, butcher's refuse, and green stuff. Corn and fat will at ouce set hens to laying. Vegetable Greea far Pickles. The Boston Journal of Chemiatry gives particulars of a process recently patented in rranoe aud England lor supplying a green color, extracted from vegetables, wbicnisto be used lor col oring pickles. To procure , this extract. leaves of spinacn, sorrei, or similar plants, are scalded in hot water, chopped into a mass, and then boiled in a solu tion of cauatio soda till dissolved. Ua cooling, a green cake is deposited, which is to be dissolved witn ine puospuate ol potassalor ammonia, and reduced to the required strength by adding water. In the liquid thus obtained, when it is heuted to boiling point, ten or fifteen minutes' immersion will give to pickles a fine and permanent green. As the color oonsibts of the chlorophyll of plants, it is quite harmless; which can not vet be oertainly said of the salts of copper, although French experimenters Kv rAcentlv tound them leu ooiaonous than had hitherto been supposed. Life. Life is a rose, brier-burdened, yet sweet Blooming a day, Flioging its perfume like perfume to meet Wind blown away. . Leaf after leaf spreads its blush to the sir, Kissed by the sun. Doeper-bued grewing as Joy makes it fair Love's guerdon won. Leaf after leaf brinks up from tbe heart Leaving it bare ; . Color aud fragranoe and joy all depart None left to care. Nay, tbe Divine In it lingers there still ; Ood'a oare In all. Bose-leaves bat drop at the beck of His will Fetters which thrall. Up from its trammels the freed spirit wings. Higher to soar ; Attar immortal, a pure essence flings Sweet evermore 1 Items r Interest. The first thing in a boot is the last. Chicago papers say that no man's life is safe in that city. Stanley's African name is " The Lit tle Man with Much Face." There are 8,119 newspapers in the United States, of which 749 are daily. The deaths from scarlet fever in New York city during .1877 numbered 3,482. The Japanese army department is about to erect a large manufactory of rifles. Five thousand pounds of . artificial butter are manufactured daily in Pitts burg, Pa. A silk worm consumes, within thirty days, 00,000 times its owu weight of mulberry leaves. What is the difference between a hill and a pill? One is hard to get up and the other is hard to get down. ' Deaths of rich men all remind us " We can make a lively time, - -Leaving all our heirs behind us, ' Quarreling like hungry swine. , At Tracy City, Tenn, recently, John Mangus, a baker, closed himself up in his own oven and was baked to death cremated to a cinder. . - The Peaoe Dale (R. L) Manufacturing Company is to introduce the co-opera tive system on the 1st of February, and f' will thereafter divide the surplus profits among its workmen. Samuel Bowles used to say there was a sixth sense the " newspaper sense." There is also a seventh sense non sense. This paragrapn is a specimen of it Norrietown Herald. Says the Cincinnati Brealfatt Table : Gteek is the language for poetry, French for love and Italian for hand organ melody, but a man with a shirt ocllnr that don't fit is the same helpless being in all. Three hundred mm witnessed a fight between ten dogs and a bear in SharpS bnrg, Ky. The battle lasted two hours and a half, and then was drawn, for the bear attacked a horse, and there was a stampede of the spectators. It is a curious fact, that, in the first territorial legislature of Alabama, the upper branch of that body, or the Senate, was composed of one member. James Titus sat alone in the chamber, and decided upon the acts of the lower house. "Hi! where did you get them trou sers ?" asked an Lishman of a man who happened to be passing with a pair of re markably short trousers on. " I got them where they grew," was the lnoig-- nant reply. " Then, be me conscience, says'Paddy, "you've pulled them a year to soon !" " And where was the man stabbed?" asked an excited lawyer of a physician. The man was stabbed alxmt an inch and a half to the left of the medial line, and about an inch above the um bilicus." was the reply. "Oh, yes, l understand now ; but I thought it was near the town hall." "Young men," said an old college president to a coterie of dissipated students, " all theae excesses of your youth are drafts upon your age. begin ning to mature about thirty years after date, and continuing to press and draw heavily on your bodily resources all the residue of your lives. ' A brutal affair recently took, place at Spiingsboro, Oliio, during the progress of a Call. A stalwart young farmer named Hoover, who had previously been the master f all his associates in trials of (strength, was made intoxicated and attacked by the entire maid portion oi the company, who beat him so terribly that he was not expected w reoover, After performing this feat they drew him into another room and the dance went on. the women being required to loop up their dresses to keep them from from being soiled with Hoover's blood. which smeared the noor " Old Bill," the roau buttle-horae of fu.r General W. B. Tibbits. of the second New York cavalry, has just dioJ &t Hrxwir-k Falls. Ha was nrobably the only horse that served through the whole ,.'tli aa. war and wound up ma campaign -visit on duty to the plains. He was a great pet of the men of the Gnawold oavalry and au animal of peculiar ways. In camp or on the marcu no gish, would not allow s pistol to be fir. I from his back, and if turned loose d fled the efforts of a whole company t catch him, but onoe tindtor tiro obeyed the slightest touch of the r would jump anything, paid no In-, pistol-firing from hia back, and c turned loose with the certainty would not btray wav. In odd engagemei 0' 1 I w'Min-1'' 1 "' '