i I Slit cxt$t gcpuMtan. H I'f HLIfltilCD EVERY WEDNESDAY, BY W u. DUNN, OFFICII IS ROBINSON A BONNER'S BOILDIKG IXM STREET, TIONESTA, PA. Itates of Adv -0.(0 . ci Ono Square (1 in. -Jh,)oiie ltmerti.ni -OnoN.iuare " one month . - .i ()neSiUnre ; thrcelnonths - ' One Square .'" ono year - - lot Two Squares, out year ... j,-, .,-, QuarterCoI. ;;o on Half " " - AO Mi One " " - - - - 1W io Legal notices at ps(hV1s'",I rate. Marriage and death notiees, gratis. All bill fr yearly ad vertiseiiientM rn1 lectod quarterly. Temporary sdverlNi -hin1 must lie paid lor in ndvaiioo. Job work, Ca.h on TV-livery. TKHMN, 2.00 A YKAR. ,.,.ri?. ?ii,"M,,i,.,,Mon" '-'vocl for a sorter period than lliroo months. ';irrospon,l,.n.-,. solicited r,ottl aII arU "' country. No imiieo will I. tak mi of no..ymU!j coimiuuiicutioiw. . VOL. X. NO. 40. TIONESTA; PA., JAX. 9, 1878, $2 PER ANNUM. . 4 f The Entry of llie Snow. But booh all sort aim died, and from between Theeatit and north a strong wind blow full keen For many a day, and from the steely ky The nun deceptive let hla arrefws tly Oil bank and brake, and without heat to fall E'en 'galnxt the garden' gloaming aoatliern will , . And c ldor still it blow, till one blight morn It lulled awhl e upon the sp-eading th m The field-fares bickered at the ruddy haw, And load the Queue 4 chirruped iu tlie trees WliV.e high o'er all, in bl'io, thin columns broke From the tall ebinney-topi the palace atooke All thing ehouo cii-p aud old, till from the tea, Jtotweeii the ct mid north rwe gradually A great gray woolly c'ond, that grew and g'cw Vohimiui-iou, till fro a tho etlifei'a.i It blotted out the sun ere eveting' hour, And wrapt the ghotly garden, troo and bjwer, Iu itHjtbick fold obeenrfe. Then from on high To earth hIow spirting adow i tho sky. The first great fe.the.ry snow Hakea mtd i their way, ', Till a t the gurde i changed from blak o gray, From gray to white. Then rom tin wind again From the full north and growled againtt tho pane And round the hono, andeaoh lucMMsive bias. A the uight fell grew ittronger than the last, Till, ax the groat whale gathered id a h?al, In aoiue fur bar auuar the shining po!e, , Gambol hi thunder, U!e tin wate a boil Around them liko tho Maelatrom'a wh'rling coil," And hti,'h to heaven tLo vhoeted foam-wreatha tut; Ho that etroug wind among' the feat he y flow Of falling .now wallod the livelong night, TuniuUnoiB, till at lengih th i nor lug light Hose calm and e'ear, and tipwai-J spraeg ihe auo, And with hi lovol,leauii rerenely ahono On tho of. bdow'J-jo t'jat Uy white and J ure O'er glal an 1 Hp'endidhill aid dazzling mr.or. - ... - A Life for a Life. - Bertrodo Doilge was blue. It was August weather tLere was no ftir stir linK rom ono nrid noon until the next, ami the inse ta Liaaed malioionslj all day long in tlie j'urohwd stasne. Perhaps that was the rraHou that Bertrrxle was blue. rerhnps it wns that as uhe walked Qrover'H Tract, j'ay by day, aud saw the summer s hmted completion in the rod apples biirimux mnousr the trrav-crroec boughs, the Lay-lii)lds at nfterraarth, the pniple tassel led corn, and vellow wheat. that shi felt her life U be aimless. She , had Jet the simmer coaie and wane ftO.'OSH her'pasive existence. Tho pre vious winter he had said, " I feel ice bound iioav. When summer conies, I will shako off t'ais iuartiou and redeem tc-lar." Yet the summer wivs i-npldly passing ana she was still a-Ureaui. The hour never seemed to come which called her to exertion. Well, ""Love's young dream " comes but oiK-e ; it was all well, ernaps. GiHcr's Tract and her farmhouse life was not dull as she had expected it would be when Bhe returned from her mountain tour a year before ; only at times the out-door rounds and the leisurely growing works of nature op pressed her. Iu the winter she kad been gay, looking at the sunset across the snow, watching tli chick-a-dees, and searching the woods for purple merer ion. In the spring the long walks to the post oflioo had been full of joyful faucies and golden realities ; she loved the sweet country sights and scents more than ever before in her life. Butin August something Beemed to oppress her. The sky burned too blue, the woods were to calmly content iu their greenness, the days closed too beautifully in their ripe splendor, as she walked the Tract at sunset, coming from the post-office coming always empty-handed. Yes, something was wrongs and when she realized it fully, she said " I am idle I am steeped in idleness, I have been doing nothing for a year. No)f I will have some work, and l)ick may go to the post-otllco. I care too much for those letters." Whatever those letters might be, there came no more of them. A certain gay tourist drifting about the world, forgot to write thera at lat; perhaps Bertrode was pretty, but one traveling everywhere meets many pretty faces. Bertrode's cheek grew thin and white. Her mother saw that she striis-ifled to re- prfess a growing irritableness. But she worked on unceasingly at her ney em ployment of teaching the district school of Grover's Tract. She devoted herself to tke children. Their parents said they had never before learned so fast. Ber trode smiled only faintly at their praiBe. One day, coming home from school through the woods, she flung herself down among the ferns and dry grasses. " It is dust and ashes 1" she cried. The sky gleamed blue through greeu boughs overhead, and a bird sang cheer ily in a neighboring bush. She lay there until she felt the dew falling. As she rose up, something rustled at her bide. She looked down ; a great rattle suake was slipping through the grass, going from her, apparently unaware of her presence. . Fascinated, immovable, yet full of horror, she stood and watched the creature. For a moment it glided steadily on, its course so direct, its ap pearance so subtle and deadly, that she felt spellbound as she regarded it. Suddenly, with a thrill of horror, she saw the reptile's aim ; it was making directly for a shady spot, where ft man lay asleep beneath .the trees. One moment mure would be too late to pie wi.f the threiitened ilttu.'k. Ht.Hting from her passivity, sho seized s stone at her feet and hurled it full st the crea ture. He had just paused and raised his crest to view his position, when the stono struck him npon the back of the head, and with a vengeful hiss he leaped into tho sir, then fell at full length upon tho ground nnd slowly expired. Bertrode stood looking at the i1nt v length and bloody head of the (hud snske, her mind iu a sort of wonder that anything could be so loathsome, when she heard her nams spoken. She raiaed her eyes and saw Fennel Gould standing before her. The youug man looked at the snake with a sort of 'shudder, nd said : "Bertrode, you mnst have saved my life." "I suppose I did," she answered. "The crenlurewas coming directly to ward yor. . Did you ever see anything so horrible, Fennel '(" He took her hands; she hardly glanced at him. , " Darling," he said. She snatched her hands away in a sud den impatience. "Don't I" sho said. r "I wish you wouldn't, Fennel." ' " But I love yon." ". "I cannot help it." He regarded her sorrowfully. She took her shawl from the grass and put it on. " It in chilly here, and late. I am going home," she said. ' . He walked silently at her side out of the woods and across the wide fields of Ci rover's Tract. Never was there a more hopeless lover than Fennel Gould. At the farmhouse door he said, "Good night, Bertrodo." She bowed, and he yx-irt'on over tho hill in the warm gray twilight, cursing his prnel fate as lovers have cursed their fates before. Through a succession'of hot days the mouth went out. Before it had passed, B.utrode was taken sick miserably ilJ f fever. She suffered wearis6inely,'but little could be done for her. It was a slow fever whioh must burn ont its c .nrso, Sho was thirsty continually, and suddenly in the midst of ber Buffer ing .the spring which had enpplied her with cool water grew d, nnd all other water tasted warm and brackish to her fevered lips. "If I only hal some ice, mother J" she moaned. "I know, dear,' but there is no ice in less than twenty miles. Too ill to express her misery, the poor, fevered girl tell asleep, to dream of the ola, yellow Grover Tract stage straining its way over the heavy sandy roads to Northboro', - the only place where there was an ice-house there to procure for her a great green block of the refreshing ice she coveted. " It will be so nice 1" she murmured in her sleep. "My throat is parched, ami it will cool my drink so delicionslyl" A cricket? hang in the heated wall and woke her. Sue heard the stage trundling over the hill. - " Has it come, mother ?" she asked. "What, dear? you are dreaming. Wako up, and drink some of this nice iced lemonade." "Ice, mother I Where did yon get it?" " Fennel has been to Northboro' for it. He,s very kind to you, Bertio. 'doar." "it's refreshing. How long have I been asleep, mother V" " All the afternoon, and I really think yon look better, Bertie." Bertrodo turned on her pillow and fell asleep, again. In the morning she was better, but not well. The palo lips were still jvirche the mouth so longfevered, tasteless. She relished only the drinks, iced "find cool, which her mother pre pared. One day she said : " How is it that that ioo lasts bo ?" " Why Fennel goes to Northboro' for afresh piece every other dav. The weather is su wai m that it melts very fhsV- .' ' . " iuit it's haying time. How can lie be spared T' ' 'lie goes at night after eight o'clock. I don't see how he can do it when he woiksin the field, until he is ready to drop." ; r 1 " lhen why do you ask him, mother ?" " Goodness, child ! I never asked him: I guessl didn't ! It's his own service. I never dreimed of asking him." isertroile, bolstered up m bed, sat silent awhilG. " Fennel's very kind," she fljtid at last ; "but I don't like to tax people so. Mother, if I am better to-nvrrow, can't I ride out ?" "Perhaps so." To-morrow Bertrode was feverish again. Nothing passed, her parched lips but a yellow peach,, a rareripe, that was a wonder to the neighborhood. " A here did it come from, mother ?" " Fennel brought it." . The next morning when she awoke, a gust of spicy coolness whiffed into her face. "What is that?" she cried, starting up. Jit a pitcher of sprays from the scrub-oaks of the lowlands, their tender pendant acorns swinging among the' glossy leaves branches of bayberry, sweet fern, and a handful of checker berry mixed with Bweet swamp helio trope, and wild asters, all dripping with morning dew. " O, mother, bring it closer 1 Where did you get it?" placing her thin, white hands among the cool, sweet foliage. " Fennel left it at the door this morn ing. He thought it would please you." " It does pleane mo. " No one but Fennel knew how" die liked fragrant green leave and swamp heliotn-i-v. . She u graMdl, unit she told Feifuel s when she stw hiiu. To prove it she )h! him drive him hei- out and And her ii.-et; again unicng tho fields. As-the 1 i f; 1 1 1" eaine b-n-k to her eye tilel the dini- pie to her cheek, she laughed merrily sometimes, and forgot to look wistfully towards the mountains, as he had no ticed her doing so often two months leforo. One day she was pale ami troubled when Fennel came with his buggy. She wan silent for a few moments after begnn their drive. they "Fennel?" "Well?" , " Are you going away ?" "Yes.: 11 Why, tell me, please?'.' . " I think I had better." Tlnit was all. She did not dare pretend not to understand him. Both f aces were pale. He turned towards her at last, smiling faintly. " Yes, Bertie, you don't need me any longer, and I am going away to trv as hard as I can to forget yon. It is strange that such a sweet-eyed girl should causo so mue.Ii pain, isn't it ?" Bertrode didn't speak. They rode in silence along the river road. Bertrode was listening, as if charmed, to the chirping of a little bird among the scrub oaks by the river. It was a hearty, cheery little bird that seemed to have no nonsense about it. The road grew narrower. The tree branches met above their heads and gradually grew lower. Fennel put oh t his whip to hold them out of their fneffl. The motion startled the horse or he might have been twanged by the spring ing sprays. He leaped suddenly for ward, ami Bertrode was flung from the carriage and down the steep bank into the river. Stunned by the shock, Bhe floated like a corpse. If she hd seen Fennel Gordd's face, then, she would have won dered, even though she bolieved that she knew his love. He drew in the prancing horse, and flung himself from the carriage. Dashing down the Bteep declivity, he threw himself into the river. The tide was m rapid. Already the figure of the drowning girl, half sub merged, was floating into the middle of the current. There were strong, fierce rapids a quarter of a mile below, and the tide swept them both toward it. Fennel Gould expended every resource of body and hart in that struggle for life and love. She floated on on be fore him in the flowing water until the great beads of agony and pain stood upon his forehead. Bat one fortunate stroke, and lie caught her Bcarf. He struggled back to land and fell exhausted upon the bank. For a mo ment he lay there, panting; then rising, he lifted Bertrode into the carriage, and carried home the life he had saved. Evening came. Fennel was at home pacing thoughtfully the floor of his little ckamber. It was twilight, and the scent of the ripe apples in the orchard filled the dim room.. He did not notice either, but he was roused suddenly by a kuock at his door. It was little Willy Dodge with a note. He opened it. It b we these words " Fennel come homer wilh WTilly. 1 want to see you. " - That was all, but he knew who sent it. Hewentout-of doors with the child. iioiaing me ooy s nana, no waiKea the fields he had walked a month before, with his heart bitter as ruo. The crickets were singing among the grasses. A strange lightness possessed him, and yet he kept putting down his heart not daring to hope. The farmhouse door was open and Bertrode was sitting in the poi-ch. Little Willy went into the house. Fennel sat down on the step. , . "" What d you want, Bertroie ?" "I will tell you by and by.". The twilight grew more dim as they talked of unimportant things, until they could not see each other's faces. The crickets were singing hundreds of songs in the grasses by the roadside. The dew fell and woke the sweetness of the road side ferns. ' A long time passed, and at hint Fen nel arose. " Is it time to go, Bertrode. Will you tell me now?" The moon came up, and showed hc-f face pale and her lips tremulous, but she stood up by his side and spoke firm- 1 J- . 1 waut to -rsk you not to go away, Fennel. Don't go." There seemed more to be said, but sho could not say it. Her voice diet! on her lips, and the eager light in Fennel Gould's eyes faded, "I cannot stay, Bertnxle; don't be troubled to pity mo. Good-by, and God keep you, dear, foreVer !" He stoojKHl to kiss her head. Her anus were around his neck. ' My love, my love," she cried," don't leave me. I want yu; you make me hup'py; and I have never, never loved any but you, true heart ! Take my life you have Baved it and spare me the one you risked in my salvation. I will try to make it happy, but indeed, in deed. Fennel, I am not worthy of you !" Heart to heart, at last; Heaven's angels bless them ! Singular Case of Heredity, Dr. Bizisoli knew a young girl who had a long, thick lock of perfectly white hair on the forehead, the rest of tho hair being a very pronounced black. This anomaly had been congenital and hereditary in the girl's family for two centuries. Whenever it -existed in a parent, several of the children were certain to present it. The genealogical tree of the family could be traced back for six generations, iucluding about forty-five persons, more than half of whom present! the white tuft. lfdi- The eunij.ur.il!. r ht rtet Up "jtJo,tlMI ' to read "l.ixxr mij.-ht huvti prevent..! i bin mini. tke by u little fourth uuglJ, j It Ended All Right. A pretty and accomplished widow, living in Jackson, Miss., met at Sara toga last summer a handsome and in telligent widower from Norfolk, Vs. ; a brisk flirtation led to nn engagement, nnd the lovers separated with the under standing that she was to return to her home and break the news to another lover, who had won her hand before she went to Saratoga. But it -was not so easy to be oft with the old love as it had been on with the new. The Jackson gentleman was wild, and despairing, con demning her as an arrant jilt, and vow ing that she should marry him or tl e remain a widow. Letters from Jackson to Norfolk ; the same from Norfolk to Jackson ; more of them by every pass ing mail, and warmer day by day, until tho pontal sacks were menaced wilh spontaneous combustion ; final result flight of the widow from her home and proposed secret marriage at Baltimore. The arrangements were perfect, with ono exception. No allowance was made for the weather. The storm came on, the rains poured down and the floods clapped their hands in the valleys of Virginia. The lady reached the trysting point forty-eight hours behind time, and in a state of mental and nervous collapse. He was not there, to meet ber ; she trembled, sighed, telegraphed, cried, waited two days, and finally resolved to return to Mississippi. She took the hotel proprietor into ber confidence, and after settling her account, started for the Camden station ; but, as she was stepping from the platform, io ! a manly figure. It was the gentleman from Norfolk, who had been, tearing his hair and looking for her in every train from the South, except the one by which she had come. They were married that afternoon at St. Barnaba's Church, and went down the bay that night. One of the first purchases which they will make on going to housekeeping will be an almanac, . Birds and Human 'atnie. What is that legend of Mrs. Piatt's poem about the bird in the brain? Birds are perhaps the mof,t human of creatures, and I should not be surprised if told we all carry more or less of them in our hearts and brains. I have aeen the hawk looking out of the lmman face many a time, and I think I have seen the eagle : I credit those who say they have seen the owl. Are -not the buzzards and unclean birds terribly suggestive ? The song-birds were Biirely 11 brooded and hatched in the human heart. They are typical of its Uic uest aspirations, and and nearly the whole gamut of humrfn passion and emotion is expressed more or less m their varied songs. Among our own birds, there is the song of the hermit-thrush lor devontness and re ligions serenity, that of the wood-thrush for the musing, melodious thoughts of twilight, the eong-sparrow's for simple faith and trust, the bobolink's for litlarity Rnd glee, the mourning-dove's for -hopeless sorrow,' the vireo's for all- day and every-day contentment, and the noctnru of the mocking-nira lor love, Then there are the plaintive singers, the soaring, ecstatic singors, the confident singers, the gushing and voluble sing ers, and the half-voiced, inarticulate Biugers. The note of the pewee is a human sigh, the piping of the chickadee unspeakable tenderness and fidelity. Xhere is pride in the song of thetanager, and vanity in that of the cat-bird. There is something distinctly hiunan about th? robin ; his is the note Of boyhood. have thoughts that follow the migrating fowls northward and southward, and that go with the sea-birds into the desert of the ocean, lonely and tireless as they. 1 sympathize witn the watehiut crow perched yonder ohv that tree, or walking abont the fields. . I hurry out-doors when I hear the clarion of the wild gauder ; his comrade in my heart sends back tho calL John Burroughs, in &'cribner'8 Magazine. Ail Awful Crime. At Lawrenceville, Ohio, one night re cently, Joseph Kunzier waa shot by his thirteen-year old sou, at tho instigation of his mother. The husband and wife had lived unhappily for some time, and on the night in question the father had goue to' thd' village, and while absent Mrs. Kunzier,. prevailed on the boy to load the gun and lay iu wait for his father. The loy obeyed, aud, conceal ing himself behind u woodpile, waited for au hour, and when his father came into the yard shot him through the back. This done, he went into the! house, when the mother took the gun from him and laid it by the side of her husband, who, still alive, was crying for help. She then returned to the house and went to bed with her boy, but neither being able to sleep, subsequently arose aud cooked supper, which they ate. All through the night they heard moans and appeals for help from the father, who was still alive, but paid no heed to them. In the morning a neigh bor came to the house to employ Knuz ler, and found him lying on the ground in a pool of bltod, although. still alive, while the woman was some distance away unconcernedly engaged in her, do mestic work. When asked coneerniiicr -her husband she replied that he had shot himself. Subsequently the coro ner was summoned from Lawreneeburg, aud the investigation showed that the man could not have killed himself. Suspicion was directed to the woman and her boy. The latter when separuted from his mother, confessed that he had done the deed at her cpmmanJ,' saying, that sho had leen urging him to do it forayear pas. He also "told how they Hpe.nt the night in the hearing of tl eiieof his futlie', yet neither c-:tlne to hiri ttMniwtelice, . FARM, GARDEN AM) HOUSEHOLD. Praflrahle Apple Orrhnr4. We recently visited in Cayuga county, N. Y., the fine apple, orchard of G. Lau don, in the southern part of the county. On approaching it from a distance, the deep green color of the foliage was ob served, indicative of thrifty growth, and on entering it we fonud the tin bend ing under the loads of fine faif. fruit, although orchards generally are nearly barren. The trees are twenty-two years old ; were planted thirty-six feet apart, and the branches have now extended nearly so as to meet. The ground being mostly shaded by the treeB, no crop is cultivated beneath their Bhad, and the grass which has sprung up is kept grazed with sheep. . When the trees were younger, the ground was kept cultivated, aud they grew vigorously but bore little. A neigh bor advised a new course of management, including a thinning of the dense heads by pruning. They were trimmed early in the spring, or thinned out from above, and not trimmed up from below, as is too often done. The surface of the ground abont them was top-dressed with yard manure. The top-dressing is repeated every two years, aud the pruning is performed an nually, by the removal of the young sprouts which may have sprung up where the pruning was performed, and which, if allowed to remain, would give thick tops again. Tho orchard soon began to bear heavily of fine large ap pies. On visiting it this year early in September, we found the branches bending under their loads of fruit, al though orchards generally through the country are bearing but little, and some are entirely barren. Sheep', which are turned m early in bpnng. and continued till the growing fruit bends the branches down within their reach, keep the orchard nearly free from the coddling moth. We found very few specimens miested. As the trees shado most of the ground, grass is allowed to grow, and is sept grazed snort till after midsummer nsuallv till about the middle c.f Au gust. l?he droppings of the sheep assist in enriching the ground. The orchard contains about 120 tror -., and sixty or seventy sheep are pastnred in it. The best sorts are the Baldwin and Rhode Island Greening, The Northern Spy succeeds well. Fall Pippins were observed with heavy crops. The Box- bury Russet is unprofitable. The Fall Orange bears flue crops, which sell as well as any, and would be selected as a profitable sort, were it not the crop needs picking when other early autumn work is pressing. To show the effect of good treatment Mr. Landon showed us an old tree of tho Fall Orange, which we estimated sixty years old, from jta appearance and size of the trunk, A few years ago it began to die, and was alont to be snt down. A suocennfnl attempt was made to renovate it. The dead limbs, including about half the top, were cut out, and the ground was well top-dressed with manure. . In two years, Bixteen and a half dollars' worth of fruit was taken from it. It is now bearing a large crop of fruit In the "apple orchards through the country there is usually a year of abundance and a year of scarcity in al ternate seasons. Mr. Landou's orchard bears most profupely in the years of scarcity probably because the treat ment which first gave heavy crops happened to be in one of those yertrs. A few years ago his crop sold for five hundred dollars ; the year previous to the last he received six hundred dollars. He expects his sales this year to be about four hundred dollars. The orch ard stands on a ridge, where it appears to have good natnral drainage ; the soil is not deep, and the roots thus coming near the surface are more benefited by the top-dressing than they would if on deeper soils and extending to a greater depth. Some excellent orchards iu the same county grow on deep soils, aud are less affected by either cultivation or top dressing. Country '(Jentteman. T Tell the . vl Vawla. If a hen's smir Is hard and the scales on the legs are rough she is old, wheth er you see her head or not, but her head will corrobora'e your observation. If the under bill is so stiff that you cannot bend it down and the comb thick and roujjli leave her, no matter how-fat and plump, for some one less particular. A young hen lias only the rudiments of spurs; the scales on the legs are smooth, glossy and fresh colored, whatever the color may be, the claws tender aud short; the nails sharp, the under bill soft and tho comb thin and smooth. . An old turkey has rough scales on the lcgn, callosities on the soles .of the feet and long, strong claws, a young one the reverse of all these murks. When the feathers are on the old turkey cock has a long tuft or beard, a young one, but a sprouting one, and when they are off, the smooth scales on the legs decide the point, beside the difference iu size of the wattles of the neck and iu the elastic shoot upon the nose. An old goose when alive is known by the rough legs,the strength of the wings particularly at the pinions, the thickness and'strength of the bill and fineness of the feathers, aud when plucked by the legs the tenderness of the skin under the wings, by the pinions and the bill and the coarseness of the skiu. Ducks are distinguished by the same means, but there is the dinerence that a duckling's bill is much longer iu propor tion to the breadth of the head than the old ducks. A young pigeon is discovered by its pule color, smooth scales, tender, col lapttcd feet, and the yellow, long down interspersed among its feathers, A pigeoji that can tty bos hjwiiya rd-eol- rM legs an I uo .wn und is then t.-o 1.1 tin' tine at a ii.t. Item of Interest. A rat is a Chinaman's turkey. Horseshoes are made in California vf compressed raw hide. Fine rabies have beeu discovered southwest of Gunnison, Utah. Alout forty different trades are k pre sented iu the building of a ship. Using tho national fl.g for advertis ing purposes is fined in England. The population of France u the last, day of last year was 3i,!K)5,788 ; Pari, 2,410,34'.). The best brushes iu the world are made in America, but the bristles are imported chiefly from Germany and Russia. A little fwir-year-old boy iuquired concerning the stars : " Pa, what are those things up' thero are they bttlo drops of sun ?" Oue Kentucky farmer approjin'ai" ! il-c yearly product of one acre of his fun" to the purchase of reading matter for himself and family. A boy up in Connecticut who ran away from home because the old man switched him, remarked that " his en durance could no father go." "The book trade is affected, I sup pose, by the general depression. What kind of books feel it most?" "Pocket books," was the laconic seply. ' Our modest young men will breathe easier when some ingeniouschap invents a turkey-carving contrivaneo that works with a crank like an apple parer. " My dream of life is o'er," murmured Mr, 3ffan, as he stretched himself out on theofa for on after-dinner nap. " Falfi songster," exclaimed his wife, about five minutes later, " your dream of lite -isV ore," and she Jastened a clothes pin on his noic to' atop the dreadful noise. Why is a lamp chimney like a Chicago savings bank ? No ono appears 'able to answer this. Danburu Ae'i. That's a mere snare. It'a too easy. 1. Because they're sure.to break. 2. . Because a soot is apt to grow ont of them. 3. Because they can't stand a strong draft.- 5. Be cause there is something wick'-ed at tlTe bottom of them. . G. Because they!re . s hollow. 7. Because they've benzine to bust. ' 8. But there! there! we're weary, we're a-weary, wetiro sad and sore perplexed ; let our answer to yonVj querv be continued in onrficxt J'iila. Ituliettn. ' " - - IJie Bird.of Paradise. The Jardin d'Acclimntntion, Paris, has just received some living specimens of the bird of paradise, which it has hither to been fouu'd rarely iosBiblo to Itfirij; alive to Europe. This bird is a native of New Guinea, the inhabitants of which coOntry endeavor to keep up the fable relative to these specimens of tho feathered tribe, by persuading the Indian merchants to whom tiny sell them tkafr they have no feet, und that, u they liyo" ou air and light, they have ' neither stomach nor intestines. That belief was encouraged by the form given by the Papnau naturalists or dealers to prepare them for sale, by drying i bird with its plumes after taking out tho . iuside and tearing oil' the legs. It . rarely found exceptiug in the eountru -s which produce spices, and, purticulai-1-in Australasia. New Gninea, which . comprised in that part of the. world, and the Aroo islands nerr, eoniain many specimens. The pineapple aun nnimeg tree grow there in the midst of immense forests, and supply their principal food. The Papuans, barbarians m they are, derive considerable profit from the sale of the bird, and take it with nets or sticks smeared with birdlime. "In tli latter case they take it ale, but as it i very difficult to preserve, they prefer to use the bow and arrow. The-nnuiner io which this chase is carried on is -ry curious. The men climb silently in the dark like cats into the trees in wttieh the bird sleeps, puss the uight in the forl of the branches, and at daybreak shxj at tho birds while they lire still asleep, with very light arrows made from the ribs of leaves of the palm-tree. Tlu-i. addretK is so marvelous that the Lir generally falls to the ground infitet, stunned rather than wounded. The sn.-i centiuuo as long as they can, and the,, descend to the ground ami proceed to the preparation aud embalming of their victims. The Malays of Mahux-a are tc chief purchasers of the birds, which they-carry to the Molucca Isles, whence they are sent to India, China ami Europe. , , What a Bundle (Villained. There were five of them from the Monumental District, and having feunte.t to their heart's content on the great variety of holiday goods on sale,, they came tripping out of the spacious en trance of one of our dry goods stores, when they espied a nicely done up- package, apparently diopped by oue of the many seekers alter holiday goK A minute more aud one of them had seized it nnd they vero hurrying dom the street speculating as to it contents. " I hope it is a good-sized dress pat tern," says the huppy .owner, 1.4 hugged it close for "fear of its beift;( spirited away. " If it was mine I would rather it would be a velvet cloak," cried one of the others, as she euviously eyed the packet. "Oh, I wouldn't; I'd rather it would be a new hut," was ti" comment pf another; and so they spen, luted until they reached home, when t btring was loosed, and their aton '' an.l dihuppoiuteit eyes rested on u soiled end dilapidated, pair f probably jubt exchanged ir u -tthieh thr owner ha l n ti e did on. -u '