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I wou'd not dig my past Up from its grave of wi akneirn and regret ; Up from its hope which glimmered but to net, Its dreams that could not last. Yet I can look beforo, And profit by the lesson sadly learned j Ah children, playing with the ilro, are biu-ncd, And tempt its glow no more. ' I would not, if I could, Live o'erarain thin dark, uncertain life This slipping backward in this daily stiife Of reaching after good. And yot I can know how weak Are all below, and ho iiweot charity Will cling and glow about each form I nee, And thus to niu will Rpeak : I would not open out The half healed wounds of other years, long fleel; Twcre better they were numbered with the dead ; Better than fear or doubt. Yet I can truly say, Iet the dead paid bury its dead. We go Ho swiftly onward to life's sunset glow And then, there Is no day ! Life in too short to wants Iu vain replniugs or In weak regrets t The strongest heart endures and never frets O'er Joys it may not taste. And he who can go on Bravely ami firmly iu the allytted way, Cuiiing now strength with every darkened ray, Khali surely reach the dawn. And so I would not lift V from the grave tho shadows of my past ; The clouds that all my ky once overcast Into tho night may drift. ' Tor there's enough to fill Each hour and moment of the days to oome j Then wherefore woo the shadows to pur home The vailevs to our hill ? SECOND THOUGHT. . " I m ist have it, Charles," said the haudsoino little wite of Mr. Whitman. " So don't put on tlint sober face." " Did I put on a Bobcr face?" asked the hnsbnud, with un attemptto Bmili thut was Mivihing but a success. ' Yes, sober as a man on trial for Lis life. Why, it's as long its the moral law. Thero, dear, clcur it up, nnd look us if . yo i hai at least one friend in the world. Want money lovers you men are I" "Flow much will it cost?" inquired Mr. Whitman. There was another effort to look cheerful amd acquiescent. " About forty dollars," was answered, with just a little faltering in the lady's voice, for alio knew the mm would sound extravagant. "Forty dollars I Why, Ada, do you ...think I am made of money?' Mr. Whitman's countenance underwent a re markable change of expression. "I declare, Charles," said his wife, a little impatiently, "you look at me as if I were au object of fear instead of affec tion. I don't think this is kind of you. I've only had three silk dresses since we were married, while Amy Blight has had six or seven during tho same period, and every one of hers cost more than mine. I know you think me extrava gant, but I wish you had a wre like some women I could name. I rather thiuk you'd find out tho difference be fore long. " " There, there, pet, don't talk to me after this fashion I I'll bring you the money at dinner time ; that is, if " " No ' ifs ' nor buts,' if you please. The sentence is complete without them. Thank you, dear 1 I'll go this after noon a,nd buy the silk. So don't fail to briug the money. I was in at Silkskins yesterday, and saw one of the sweetest patterns I ever laid my eyes on. Just suits my style and complexion. I shall be inconsolable if it's gone. You won't disappoint me?" And Mrs. Whitman laid her soft, white hand on the arm of her husband, andjtilel with sweet persuasion in his , face. " Oh, no. You shall have the money," said Mr. Whitman, turning from his wife, as she thought, a little abrnbtly, and hurrying from her presence. In his precipitation, he had forgotten the usual parting kiss. ' That's the way it is always!" said ' Mrs. Whitman, her wnole manner chang ing, as the sound of the closing street doors came jarring upon her ears. " Just say money to Charles, and at one there is a cloud in the sky.'-L She Bat down pouting and half angry. "Forty dollars for a new dress 1" mentally ejaculated the husband of vain, pretty, thoughtless Mrs. Whitman, as ho shut the dixir after him. " I promised to settle, Thompson's coul bill to-day thirty-three dollars but don't know where the money iu to come from. The coal is burnt up, and more must be or dered. Oh, dear ! I'm' discouraged. Every year I full behindhand. This wiuter I did hope to get a little in ad vance, but if forty-dollar silk dresses are in order, there's an end to that de voutly to be wished-for circumstance. Debt, debt ! How I have always shrunk from it : but steadily, now, it is closing its Briaeritm arms around me, and my restricted chest labors iu respiration. Oh, if I could but disentangle myself now, while I have the strength of early manhood, and the bonds that hold me are weak. If Ada could see as I see if I onld only make her understand my position ritfhtlv. Alas I that is hopeless, 1 fear." And Mr. Whitman hurried his steps, because his heart beat quicker and his thought was unduly excited. Not a long time after Mr. Whitman left his house, tho postman delivered a letter to his address. His wife exatuinel the writing on tho envelope, which whs in a bold, masculine hand, and finid to herself, as she did so: "I wonder who this can be from ?" Something more than a curiosity moved her. Thero intruded on her mind a vague feeling of disquiet, as if the missive bore unpleasant news for her husband. The stump showed it to be a city letter. A few timeB, of late, such letters had come to his address, and she had noticed that he had read them hurriedly, thrust them without re mark into his pocket, and become silent and sober-faced. MrB, Whitman turned the letter over and over again in her hand, in a thought ful way, and as she did bo, the image of her husband, sober-faced and silent as he had become for the most of the time, of lute, presented himself with unusual vividness. Sympathy Btole into her heart. " Poor Charles !" Bhe said, as tho feeling iucreased ; " I'm afraid some thing is going wrong with him." Placing the letter on the niantel-piece, where he could Bee it when he came in, Mrs. Whitman entered upon Borne house bold duties ; but a strange impression, ' ight, lay upon her heart a , as of a wei sense of impending evil a vague, troubled disturbance of her usual in ward self-satisfaction. If the thought of Mrs. Whitman re curred, as was natural, to the elegant silk dress bf which ehe was to become the owner on that day, she did not feed the proud satistactiou her vain heart experienced a little while before. Something of its beauty had faded. " If I only knew what that letter con tained," Bhe said, half an hour after it had come in, her mind still feeling the pressure which had come down upon it so strangely, as it Beemed to her. bhe went to the mantel-piece, took up the letter, and examined the superscrip tion. It gave her no light. Steadily it kept growing upon her that its contenis were of a nature to trouble her hnsbund. " He's been a little mysterious of late," she said to herself. This idea af fected her very unpleasantly. " Ho ijrowB more silent and reserved," she added, as thought, under a Kind of .'everish excitement, became active in a uew direction. "More indrawn, as it were, and less interested in what goes ou around him. Ilia coldness chills me at times, and his irritation hurts me." She drew a long, deep sigh. Then, with un almost startling vividness, came before her mind, in contrast, her tender, loving, cheerful husband of three years before, and her quiet, sober-faced hus band of to-day. "Something has gone wrong with him," she said aloud, as feeling grew 'stroi ger. " What can it bo ?" The letter was in her hand. " This may give me light. " And with careful ringers she opened the envelope, not breaking the paper, so that she could seal it again if she desired so to do. There was a bill for sixty dollars, and a communication from the person sending the bill. He was a jeweler. "If this is not settled at once," he wrote, " I shall put the account in suit. It has been standing for over a year, and I am tired of getting excuses instead of my money." The bill was for a lady's watch, which Mrs. Whitman had alnicjjt compelled her husband to purchase. " Not paid for ! Is it possible ?" ex claimed the little woman, in blank as tonishment, while the blood mounted to her forehead. Then she sat down to think. Light began to come into her mind. As she sat thus thinking, a second letter came i'i for her husband from the postman. S le opened it without hesitation. Another bill and another dunning letter! " Not paid ! Is it possible ?"' She re peated the ejaculation. It was a bill of twentyrfive dollars for gaiters and slip pers, which had been standing for three or four months. " This will never do !" said the awak ening wife " never no, never 1" Ami she thrust the two letters into her pocket in a resolute way. From that hour until the return of her husband at dinner time, Mrs. Whitman did an unusual amount of thinking, fcr her little brain. She saw, the moment he entered, that tho morning cloud had not passed from his brow. Here is the money for that new dress, " he said, taking a small roll of bills from his vest pocket, and handing them to Ada, as he came in. He did not kiss her, nor smile in the old bright way. But his voice was calm, if not cheerful. A kiss and a smile would have been more precious to the youag wife than a hundred Bilk dresses. She took the money, saying : " Thank you, dear ! It is kind of yon to regard my wishes." Something iu Ada's voice and manner caused Mr. Whitman to lift his eyes, with a look of inquiry, to her face. But she turned aside, so that he could not read its expression. He was graver and more silent than usual, and ate with scarcely au appear ance of appetite. "Come home early, dear," said Mrs. Whitman, as she walked to the door with her husband, after dinner. " Are you impatient to have me admire your new silk dress V he replied, wit!i u faint effort to smile. 'Yes. It will be something splen did," she answered. Ho turned off from her quickly, and U-l't the house. A few moments she stood, with a thoughtful face, her mind indrawn, and her whole manner com pletely changed. Then she went to her room, and commenced dressing to go out. Two hours later, and we find her in a jewelry store. " Can I. eay a word to you ?" She ad dressed herself to the owner of the storo, who knew hor very well. "Certainly" he replied, aud they moved to the lower end of the long show cases. Mrs. Whitman drew from her pocket a lady's watch and chain, aud laying them on the show-case, said, at the same time holding out the bill she had taken from the envelope addressed to her hus band : " I caunot afford to weor this "watch ; my husband's circumstances are too limited. I tell you so frankly. It should never have been purchased : but a too indulgent husband yielded to the impor tunnies of a foolish young wife. 1 Bny this to tuke blame from him. Now, sir, meet the case, if you can do bo in fair ness to yourself. Take back the watch, and say how much I shall pay you be sides. The jeweler dropped his eyes to think, The case took him a little by surprise, He stood for nearly a minute ; then taking the bill and watch, he said " Wait a moment," and went to a desk near bv. " Will that do ?" Tfe had come forward ngain aua ow presented her with the receipted bill. His face wore a pleased expression. " How much shall I pay you?" asked Mrs. Whitman, drawing out her pocket- booK. "Nothing. The watch is not de faced." " You have done a kind act, sir," said Mrs. Whitmnn, with feeling trembling along her voice. "I hope you will not think unfavorably of my husband. It's no fault of his that the bill has not been paid. Good-morning, sir." Mrs. Whitman drew her veil over her face, aud went, with light steps and i light heart, from the Btore. The pleas uro she had experienced ou receiving her watch was not to be compared with that now felt iu parting with it. Prom the jeweler's she went to the boot maker's and paid tho bill of twenty-five dollars; from thence to the milliner's, and settled fofher last bonnet. "I know you're dying to see my new dress," said Mrs. Whitman, gaily, as she drew her arm within that of her hus band, on his appearance that evening. " Come over to our bedroom, and let me show it. Come along! Don't hang back, Charles, as if yon were afraid." Charles Whitman went with his wife passively, looking nioie like a man on his way to receive sentence, than in ex pectation of a pleasant sight. His thoughts were bitter. "Shall my Ada become lost to me ?" he said in his heart "lost to me in a world of folly, fashion and extrava gance ?" "Sit down, Charles." She led him to a large, cushioned chair. Her man ner had undergone a change. The brightness of her countenance had do parted. She took something, iu a hur ried way, from a drawer, and catching up a footstool, placed it on tho floor near him, and sitting down, leaned upon him", and looked tenderly and lovingly into hij face. Then she handed him the jeweler's bill. "It is receipted, yon see." Her voice fluttered a little. "Ada! how is this? What does it mean ?" He flushed and grew eager. " I returned the watch, aud Mr. K receipted the bill. I would have paid for damage, but he said it was uninjured, and asked nothing." "Oh, Ada!" " Aud this is receipted also; and this;" handing him the other bills which she hail paid. " And now, dear," she added quickly, "how do you like my dress? Isn't it beautiful ?" We leave the explanations and scene that followed to the reader's imagina tion. If any fair lady, however, who, like Ada, has been drawing too heavily upon her husband's slender income, for silks and jewels, is at a loss to realize the scene, let her try Ada's experiment False Hair. False hair, for ladies' wear, being re cognized as a necessity of modern social existence, the want must be somehow supplied. But live hair, hair bought, to use the technical phrase, "on foot " the hair of girls and women bribed to submit their locks to the shears grows annually scarcer and dearer. When the niodestdemand for tresses was influenced by a few elderly dames iu need of wigs, the supply was easily secured by agents who bargained with the peasant maids of Brittany aud Auvergne. Paris alone would now consume all, and more than all, of the available capillary crop in France, and Marseilles, the present cen tre of the hair trade, deals with Spain, the East, and especially the two Sicilies, for the forty tons of dark hair which she annually makes up into 05,000 chignons. " Dead hair " has something of a sinis ter, sepulchral sound; but as without it the cheap curls, fronts, and chignons could not be lnudo at the price, it may be comfortable to know that the original owners of the rawmateriul are, as likely as not, alive and well. Bag-pickers value no unconsidered waif and stray of tho street, bhort of gold ring or silver spoon, so high as the clotted combings of female hair, soon to be washed with brau and potash, carded, sifted, classed, aud sorted. There are, commereii 1 y, seveu colors of hair and three degrees of length. Much dead hair enters into the cheaper of the 350,000 "pieces" annu ally made in France. The dearest chignon costs ubout $1.25 in England, tho cheapest a fiftieth part of that amount. Eugluud is tho bebt customer, and clone upon her heels comes America. One Bride' Outfit. Speaking of the marriage of a daugh ter of William II. Vanderbilt to Mr. Twombley, of Boston, a New York poper says that the bride s outfit is undoubted ly the most elaborate and costly one ever given to au American bride. Ihe wedding dress is of white satin brocade, trimmed with three kinds of lace round point, point Venice, and np pliqne with pearl trimmings and orange blossoms. It is in tho Princesso style, with the neck cut low a la Pompadour, anu me dosoui nnea wnn mce ncuu ami pearl trimmings. The corsage is short, and finished with a belt at the waist. The front of the dress is trimmed with festoons of lace, supported by three folds of bp tin drapery, coming to the front and caught up with bouquets of orange blossoms. The pattern of the lace is exquisite. Each festoon is a quarter of a yard deep, and bears a beautifully in terwoven design in flowers representing roses, lilies and baskets overflowing with floral treasures of all sorts. Each alternate festoon is of point Venice and point ap plique, and the intermediate ones are of round point and point Venice. The lace is the finest that the ateliers of the Paris modate could furnish, and eclipses anything heretofore Been in this country. Tho bottom of the skirt in front is trimmed with sectional shirrings of white satin, filled in between with bouquets of orange blossoms. At the aides the trim mine is deeiv nnd evown ffrarliiflllv nar. rower toward the front. An elegant court train of white satin brocade extends three and a half yards back from the body of the dress. The brocade runs into points nt the bottom, with several rows of white Batin pelisses laid under the points, making a very stylish ettect, A choice trimming of round point, point applique, and point Venice embellishes the train, which is also adorned with pearl trimmings of great beauty. Tho sleeves are entirely of lace, set off witli orange blossoms. The cost of the whole dress is known to be greater than that of Nellie Grant's, or of the one worn By Miss Lizzie Tweed at her wedding, and which represented over 5,000, exclusive of diamonds. Among the other elegant costumes of tho trousseau are the following r A biu phur-colored Bilk, composed of sulphur and white brocade. The waist is cut a la Pompadour iu points, with Valenciennes and pearl trimmings laid under. Other portions of the trimming are of Valen ciennes lace, with chenille. There nre two pairs of sleeves, one of Valenciennes aud the other of white chenille net, in meshes one-quarter of an inch square, euch corner being caught up with a pearl bead. This is a costume of rare beauty. A magnificent black silk, trimmed with chenille lace and amber beads, very rich. A maroon velvet 6hirred on a silk foundation, trimmed with coke feathers of the same color as the velvet There is on almost endless variety of summer, reception, evening,' traveling and.morn iug dresses, all of the costliest and most elaborate description, and cut and trim med in the highest style of the dress makers' art. Cobbett's Wooing. A story which, from its inherent simplicity and natural pathos, will be ever fresh, is the true tale which tells how, close upon eighty years ago, a cer tain sergeant in an English regiment of foot, commanded by Lord Edward Fitz gerald, and stationed in British North America, happened to pass one wintry morning, just after dawn, the door of the cottage where dwelt a non-commissioned officer of artillery. Standing in front of the hut was a very young Eng lish lass, the artilleryman's daughter, halo, hearty and pretty, aud with her sleeves turued up to the elbows. Early as was the hour and bleak the weather, she was scrubbing a wash-tub as though for dear life. " That's the girl for my money," quoth the sergeant, glancing obs3rvantly at her over his stiff black leather stock; and away he plodded to the orderly room. Soon afterward he began, in simple, honest, straightforward fashion, to court tho pretty maid of the washing-tub. He found favor in her eyes; but in a short time the battery t-j which her father belonged was ordered home, her sweetheart's regiment remain ing in the colony. Now, tho sergeant was a very hard-headed, self-reliant, frugal man, and when he bade his lovo good-bye, he gave her a bag full of golden guineas, the fruit of his long ami painful savings, and told her to expend as much of the money as was needful for her comfortable maintenanae, and to take ca,re of the rest, until, in two years' time, he returned, Ood willing, to claim her as his wife. And in two years he did come bock, being honorably dis charged from the regiment, in v hich ho had risen to the raijc of sergeant-major. He found his sweetheart at Woolwich, looking as young as ever and prettier than ever ; and, with .joy and honest pride, she haudod to him intact the bag of guineas, and in addition a round little sum of her own savings; for during the two years of his absence she, disdaining to live iu idleuess on his bounty, had slave d as a domestic servant. She was emphatically the girl for the ex-sergeant's money; so they were married, aud lived long and happily together, and had many children. Only a few days since tho daughter of the notable housewife who scrubbed the washing-tub and saved tho guineas for her true love's sake died iu Bromptou-crescent, London, at the ad vanced age of eighty-two. Her father, the ex-sergeant of Lord Edward's regi ment, has been dead there four-and-forty years. Ho was the famous William Cob bt tt, formerly editor of the J'oliticol Jiffinter, ami member of parliament for Oldham. tOUKKNINU LONGEVITY. Tar Chasm a ( hIM Ta Yrn OU Ha f Attaining Old Aae Ialrrrtli Tablr. Our modern life insurance t ahh n con tain very oct iuate approximation, to tin- average ago attained by cmlized man kind, and being founded upon tlu b s4 attainable statistical information, ran 1 relied upon. It would aptear that the chances of the child who reaches the age of ten years in fair health for arriving nt the "three-score-and-ten," designated by the psalmist as the reasonable limit of life, are four out of ten ; that is to soy, there are 40,000 men and women alive at seventy years of age out of every 100,000 who reach the age of tea yeors. Only one in that 100,000 niny rxpoct, hwever, to round out n foil century, although ten may live to Bee ninety-five and 100 up to about ninety-three. One man in every 100 reaction the age of ninety. No less than 50,000 attain sixty-five, while more than 25,000 will pass their seventy-nfth year. At eighty-three there are but 10,000 left, nine out of every ten having dropped out of the ranks. Fully 75,000 souls alive at ten years of age will see forty- four. The fewest deaths occur between the ages of twenty five and twenty-eight in clusive, at which period men and women should be in the very prime of their lives. Of the hundred thousand, 750 will die the first year ; then the an nual number of deaths gradually do elines to 718 between the ages of twenty five and twenty-eight, after which they again increase until at fifty-one they reach 1,000 per annum; at sixty they number over 1,500, at sixty-six' more' than 2,000, and between tiie ages of seventy-three and seventy-four they reach their maximum at 2,500 each year. At seventy-five, there being but 20,(X0 of the original hundred, thousand re maining altogether, they commence to decline again. At eighty the number of deaths annually is about 2,000; at eighty-seven it is less than a thousand. For the benefit of those curious iu such matters, the following tablo may be of interest, tho estimates being based upon 100,000 children, of either sex, who have reached the age of ten years : D0.000 will live to attain the age of 21 MO.OOO will live to attain the age of ;i7 70,000 will live to attain the ago of fill 60,000 will live to attain the ago of t 50,(100 will live to attain tho ane of lii 40,000 will livo to attain the ago of 70 ;W,(iu0 will live to attain the ago of,... 20.000 wiil live to attain tho Ri;e of ... . 10,000 will live to attain tho age of.... 6,000 will live to attaiu the aye of . . . . 2,0(10 will live to attaiu the ai;e of . . . . l,r00 will live to attain the ago of. . . . Mil) will live to attain the ago of . , . . 850 will live to attaiu the age of ... . 100 will live to attain the ago of . . . . 25 wi 1 live to atta n the ago of . . . . 10 will live to attain the ate of.... 1 will live to attain the age of 1"0 The deaths average less than one per cent, per anuum of the whole number up to tne ago or ntty-one, aituougu amounting to upwards of ten per cent, of the number surviving after the ago of forty-one. Of course, thenceforward the annual percentage of deaths increases very rapidly uutil at ninety-three it amounts to nearly the entire number of survivor. To sum up, modern statistics would divide tho averago hum in life into three portions of twenty-tivo years each, which may bs eutitlod youth, ma turity aud old age. New Haven Jie; titer. A Great Scientific Problem Solved. Harlem was much excited last winter over a young colored woman who de clared that she had snakes in her stomach. To the many reporters and physicians who visited her, she gave garrulous explanations of hor sufferings; she felt the stirrings of a reptile within her, aud at times heard terrible rum bling and hissing sounds. The myster ious tenuut was fastidious in its tastes and protested strongly against certain articles of food. Several physicians made au examination of the woman, but nothing could be learned save that she was the victim of great internal strife. Constant anxiety at last wore out her health, and she died at her home, No. 4:J3 One Hundred aud Twentieth street, yesterday moruiug. At five r. M. , Coro ner Woltmau and Deputy Coroner Cush niau held a post mortem examination. As the medical men were grouped about the corpse, said Dr. Ddinarest solemnly: "One of the greatest scientific problems is about to bo solved." The moment was big with expectation. The skeptics, however, triumphed. No trace of snake or animal was found in the stomuch. The woman's Bufferings had been caused by imagination and indigestion ! Xcio York Tribune. A French Bride's .Mansion. ! A Paris letter says: A fine sense of the luxury that at present prevails in the I furnishings of expensive Paris houses I may be gained from the description of a ! few rtKims in the mansion inhabited by a newly-married Marquise. The bod room is draped iu rose-colored velvet of the most costly aud exquisite texture, and the furniture is covered with the ma terial; the draperies are relieved by ex ceedingly fine silver chiselling ; the panels, which are docokuled in tho love liest manner, are also divided by silver lines; the inner bed-curtains ore of Venetian point -lace, aud the outer ones of rose-colored satiu, with tho armoriul bearing in silver. Iu an angle of this charming boudoir there is u small reliquary and a golden lamp constantly burning before it, Busman fahhiou. Another room, a kind of private parlor, nour by, is hung with whito poult des sire, and here also are floods of expensive lace. The whole must have eost the i. come for a ye:ir of 5,000 Purls workmen. Items of Interest. There are now 2,205 letter carriers em- t loved iu the free delivery servico of the 'nited Stutes. The only surviving male relative of Washington, bearing his name, is a Washington correspondent. "A fellow of infinite chest," is the drummer. Turner Fall Reporter. He in also an example of in Quite cheek. Au Ohio Granger, on being asked by tho court if ho had an incumbrance on his farm, replied: "Yes, your llonor, my wife." When the industrious farmer makes souse out of a pig's ears and ham out of his hind legs, he is literally making both ends meet. The first printer ever couflued in the Jeffersonville, Ind., penitentiary, has just been committed for life. His name ii George Woods. .--.v. In a weddiDg iu Athol, Mass., the f;room was seventy-six years old, aud lad been previously married four times. The bride was seventeen. Rancid butter is liked in Iceland, and a commissiou of Icelanders are in thin country to establish au agency for for- .iraiug me article in large quauuiien. . Nevada has a new law authorizing the public whipping of wife beaters. A whipping post lias been ceremoniously placed in front of the Court Honso iu Austin. Dick Bemis. long a drunkard, signed the total abstinence pledgo in Frankfort, Ky. "My red nose has been snatched like a brand from the burning," he said in a recent speech. Iu the sentence 'John strikes ' William,' " remarked a school teacher, "what is the object of ' strikes 1 Higher woges and less work," prompt-' ly replied the intelligent youth. Did you steal the complaiuant's coat ?" asked the magistrate of a seedy individual who was arraigned before him. " I decline to gratify the morbid curiosity of the public by answering that question, rcHpomleu the seeay individual with a scornful glonce at the reporter. A farmer lost a portion of his crop of potatoes, a thief having dug them and takeu them away in tho night. He put up a tent iu the field, and remarked that tho thief would think ho wus watch- iug the crop. But the tent did not prove a goml guard, for the next time tho thief came lie stole the tent. Boston has spent within the year' 120, 000 iu sweeping and cleaning the streets, a work that employs eighty-six men, fifty horses, twenty-six wagons, six water carts and ton sweepiug ma chines. During the warm weather the principal thoroughfares are swept regu larly every morning, and tho other streets twice a week. i . 1 A Tattooed Ambassador. M. Mamea, secretary of state of the island of Samoa, recently arrived iu San. Francisco on his way to Washington as ambassador for his conntry. His ap pearance is described by a reporter, who says. Mr. Mamea is a muguificent specimen of physicul manhood, straight as au arrow, aud about six feet six iuches in hight. A massive head, surrounded by a shock of woolly hair, sits gracefully upon a pair of broad shoulders. He has a pleasant and smiling face, beam ing with intelligence and adorned with a 6raall coarse mustache of tho darkest hue. ' He c inverses fluently iu English iu Boft dulcet tones, aud hns a thorough knowledge of the events of the day. On the vessel, up to the time of his lauding ou our shores, he clung to the native aud primitive garb of his island home. A colorless shirt descending to the waist, with a primitive cloth attachment, vere ' the only articles of dress save an extra breast-pin or two, with which he clothed, his collossol form while journeying across the ocean. This gorb, however,' -has been discarded for a black broad cloth Biiit that sets of his stalwart frame and is iu tine contrast with his bronze countenance. His body, from the waist t the knees, is a gem of the tatt xing art. It is completer- covered with the distinctive signs and figures common to the chiefs and members of tho royul family in tho Navigator islands. He is a devout Christian, being a convert, and -a Bible is his constant companion. It is, he says, the uuanimous wish of the natives that this country will guarantee soma protection to them, so. that the in creasing an.l profitable trade between Samoa and Europe may bo turned this way. Short Shrift fn Fraute. In France the unfortunate criminals under sentence of death never know the time fixed for their execution until the moment arrives ; indeed, us a prisoner capitally eoudi mned nsually appeals us a mutter of course to the (-our de Cassa tion agaiust his Hentenee, they must often be uncertain tu the Ust bet her the sentence will be curried out. Th order for the execution h only etit to the prison the evening Iwforoit it tat" place, and the criminul is not infoiuied of it till the fatal moruiug arrives. At the time of our visit to this prison, correspondent writes, there happened to be two unfortunate inmates of tho con deroued cells. The next evening but one an ordr came down from the minis try of tho interior respiting tho one uu l directing the execution of the other. At daybreak on tho following morning tl wretched man wus roused from '. and informed that hi- appeal had ' rejected, aud he must prepare for aud in eighteen minutes, as w . v formed, from the nioiaer.t liis head had f' (i brtn ' tin' x