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( A. pair of very chubby Iprh, Encased in scarlet hone t ' A pntr of little stubby boolH, , With rat W doubtful toes f A little kilt ; a little coat, ! Out a mother can And lo 1 before n utrldoit, in i'U, Tho FiiUhu'h "coming man." i lKa ych, perchance, will read the Uin, i And smirch their unknown ways ; i lVrohanca the human heart and soul Will open to their gate j Perchance their keen and flaahiug glance Will be a nation' light Those eyea that now are wintful bent On aprae " big fellow'i " kite, That brow, where mighty thought will dwell ( In aolumn, necrot atate ; , ; Where fierce Ambition' regions Btrength ; Sliall war with future fate j . Where Hclence from now bidden cave ; Now treanaros shall outpour i Tin knit now, with a troubled doubt, 1 ' Are two, or three, oeuta more? ! Those llpa that, lu the coming yeai a, j Will plead, or pray, r teach ; i Whoe whinpored wordu, on lightning fl(th, !Frora world to world may reach That atornly grave, may apeak command, ji Or, arailing, wiu control si Are coaxing now for ginger bread With all a baby' eoul I . Those hand those little bun band ( Ha ntlcky, small and brown ; Thoae handa, whose only mlasioa seem ' To tear all order down i Who know whut hidden atrength may lie Within their future grasp, ' Though now tin but a Uffy-itick i In atnrdy bold tbey claHp? & Ah, blosingn on thoae littlo hand, ' '" Whose work 1 yet uudoue I j And blum-lngs on thoae little feet, , : Whoae race in yet nurun I And blunging ou the bttle brain That baa not learned to plan t ' ft'Uto'tr the Future hold lu store, Ood bleM the "comhig man !" THE JANDIDIER MYSTERY. A FRfcNCU BTOHT. 1 A very abort time a?o. that is vaster. 't day, about four o'clock in the afternoon, , at me imuuer an Marais was in an up- . roar. It whs said that one of the re- -j ; sectuMj merchants iu the Roi de4diuil lw disappeared, and all the efforts U v" ' discover him had proved fruit tafcB. llie strange event was discussed in all tae shops in the neighborhood ; mere were groups around tho doors of all the green-grocers, and every moment , noma terrmea noiiBewiie arrived, bring nig new Uelailn. The grocer at tli kruer had the beat, freshest and most onejt intelligence, having received it from the lip3 of tlie oook who lived ir j a . tho hoiiHp. "So," said he. " yesterday, after din te our neighbor, Jdonsieur Jandidier, weut to his cellar and was never seen . s m ainnppoarou, vanished, evapo- r ea i It occasionally happens that mysteri Qua diMapnoarances are heard of. the publio get exoi ed, aud prudent people bay sword canes, policemen hear these Hbsurdrtimors aud shrug their shoulders. Ihoy ai-e familiar with the other aide of theso closely embroidered canvasses i Thfty search into tho matter and find, instead of aitl&sa falsehoods, the truth; insieaa oi romances, sad stories. Yet, up to a certain point, the grooer in the Kue Saint Louis told tho truth. Monsieur Jandidier, manufacturer of imitation jewelry, had really not been h nne for twenty-four hours. Monsieur Taeodore Jandidier was a very tall, very b ild, niuu, about fifty-eight years old", j K with sufficiently good manners, who had amssed a considerable fortune in trade. He had an income from stocks of twenty thousand livres, and his business brought him iu about fifty thousand francs, lie was beloved and esteemed by his neigh bors, and justly so, for his honesty was aoove suspicion, his morality austere. Married late in lift) to a poor relative, he hal made her perfectly happy. He had an only daughter, a pretty graceful girl, named Terese, whom he adored. Bhe had been engaged to the oldest son of the banker Schmidt of the firm of Bohmidt, O nbenheim & Worb Monsieur Gustave ; but the match had been broken off. no one knew why, for the I young people were desperately in love with each other. It waa 'said in the who, as waa well 'known, would kin a flint, had" reauired a dowry far beyond the merchant's means. ft Warned by publio rumor, which eon' I utantly increased, the commissary of police went to the home of the man who was already called the victim, though no exact information had been received He found Madame and Mademoiselle Jandidier in such transports of grief that it was with theitmost difficulty that he conld gather the truth. At last he learned the following particulars : The evening before. Haturdav. Mon sieur Jandidier" bad dined with "his fam ily as usual, but did not eat with much appetite, having, ho said, a violent head ache. After dinner he went to his ware houses, gave some orders, and then en' tered his office. Returning home at half-past six, he told his wife he waa going to walk. And he never appeared asain. Ilavinflr carefully noted these ft particulars, the commissary of police requested -permission to tee Madame Jandidier a few minutes alone. Bhe made a sign of assent, and Mademoiselle T hereee left the room. Pardon, madaine." said the oommis- i,iu-y of polioe, "the question I am about to address to you. Do you know whether your husband had I again ask your Eardou any connection outside of the ouse ?" Madame Jandidier tdnvtod m : anger dried her toars. "I have been married twenty-three years, monsieur ; my husband lms never returned home later thuu ten oclocK. Was your husbnnd in the habit of going to any club or cafe f ho con tinued. Never; I wouldn't have allowed it." " Did he usually carry valuable pnpers about with him ? " I don't know: I attend to r.y house keeping, and don't trouble myself about business matters. It was impossible to get any further information from the poor wife, who was bewildered by grief. Having accomplished his business, tho commissary of police thought it his duty to say a few words of commonplace con solation to the poor woman. JJut when he went away, after making inquiries in the household, lie felt very anxious, and began to suspect tho existence of a crime. That very evening one of the most skillful detectives, Ketiveau bet ter known in the Rue de Jernsalem as Maitre Magloire was put on the track of Monsieur Jandidier, provided with an excellent photograph of the mer chant. The very morning after Monsieur Jandidier had disappeared Maitre Mag loire presented himself at the l'aluis de Justice to report to the magistrate who had charge of the matter. " Well, Monsieur Magloire, siua the magistrate, "so" you have discovered something ?" 1 m on the track, monsieur. "Speak !" " To begin with, monsieur. Monsieur Jandidier didn't leave his house ut half past six, but at seven precisely, " I'recisely " Yes. I got my information from a clock-maker in the Rue Saint Denis, who is sure of the fact, because Monsieur Jandidier, while passing his shop, took out bis watch to compare it with the clock over the door. He had an un- ighted cigar in his mouth. On learning this circumstance I said to myself. 'I have him I he'll light his cigar some where.' My reasoning waa correct; he entered a shop in the Rue de Temple, whero he is well known. The woman remembered the cirnmslance because, though he always smoked sou cigars, he bought Loudon ones. " How did he appear ? He seemed very thoughtful, the shopkeeper told me. It was through her I learned he often went to the Cafe rure. I went in aud was told he had been there on Saturday evening. He appeared depressed. The gentleman, the waiter told me, talked all the time about life insurance. At half-past eight o'clock our man left the cafe with one of his friends, Monsieur Blandureau. I instantly went to tins gentleman, who told me that he walked up the boulevard with Monsieur Jandidier, who left him on the corner of the Ruo Richelieu, pleading a business engagement. He was out of sorts, and seemed troubled with the darkest presentiment." "Very well, so far, murmured the magistrate. " On leaving Monsieur Blandureau 1 went to Rue du Roi-de-Sioile, to ascer tain from somebody in the house wheth er Monsieur Jandidier had any custom ers or friends : there was only his tailor in the Rue Richelieu. I went to this tailor. He saw our man on Saturday. Monsieur Jandidier went to his shop after nine o'clock to order a pair of pan taloons. While his measure was being taken he noticed that one of the buttons on his vest was ready to fall off, and asked to have it sewed on. He was obliged to take off his overcoat to permit the little repair to made, and as at the same time he took out the contents of the side-pocket, the tailor noticed several hundred-f rano bank notes. " Ah 1 that is a clew t Ho had a large sum of money with him?" " Not large, but considerable. The tailor estimated it at twelve or fourteen hundred francs." ' Go on," said the examining magis trate. "While his vest was being repaired Monsieur Jandidier complained of sud den illness, and sent a little boy out t look for a carriage. He had to go to see one of his workmen who lived a long dis tance off, he said. Unfortunately, the little fellow had forgotten the number of the carriage. Ho only remembered that it had yellow wheels and was drawn by a large blaclt horse. This auorued a clew. A circular seut to all the livery- Btable keepers put me on the track. I learned this morning that the number of the carnage was 6,007. The driver, on being questioned, distinctly remember ed having been stopped about nine o'clock on Saturday evening in the Rue Richelieu, by a little boy, and having waited ten minutes in front of the Maison Gouin. The description of his face suited our man, and he recognized the photograph among five others I showed him." Maitre Magloire stopped ; he wanted to enjoy the approval he read in the magistrate's face, "Monsieur Jandidier," he continued, " was really driven to No. 48 Rue d'Arras Saint Viotor, where one of his workmen lives, a man named Jules Tarot." The manner in whioh Maitre Magloire pronounced this name was intended to arouse, and did arouse, the attention of the magistrate. " Ycu have suspicions V" ha asked. " Not exactly ; but these are the facts Monsieur Jandidier dismissed his car riage at the Ruo d'Arras and went to Tarot's room abjut tea o'clock. At trleven the employe aud woikniun wen out together. The workman did not re turn till midnight, aud here I lose track of my man. Of course I didn't ques tion Tarot, lest I should put him on his guard." ' Who is this Jules Tarot ?" " A worker iu mother-'of pearl ; that is, a man who polishes shells on a grind stone, to give them a perfect lnstre. He is a skillful fellow, and helped by his wife, to whom he has taught his trade, can make a hundred francs a week." " They are in easy circumstances, then." " Oh ! no, they are both young ; they have no children, they are Parisians ; and, zounds, they amuse themselves. Monday always squanders all the other days bring." Two hours after Maitre Magloire's re port, several police-officers went to Jules Tarot's lodgings to make a search. At the sight of them the worker in mother- of-pearl and his wife turned paler than corpses and were seized with an attack of nervous trembling thnt could not escape the practiced eye of Maitre Magloire. Yet, the most careful search having failed to discover anything suspicious, they were about to withdraw, when the detective saw Tarot's wife anxiously watching a cage that hung near the win dow. This was a ray of light In an instant Magloire had taken down the cage. Twelve hundred-franc notes were found between the boards of the floor. This discovery seemed to crush the workman, while his wife began- to utter terrible shrieks, protesting that she and her husband were innocent. On being arrested and taken to the police-station they were questioned by the examining magistrate that very day. Their answers were precisely the same. They ac knowledged that they had had a vis'it from their employer on Saturday even ing. He seemed so ill that they had off ered him something to take, which he refused. He had come, he said, onac count of an important order which he proposed that Tarot should undertake, hiring his own workmen. Tarot and his wife replied that they could not do it for want of means. Then their em ployer said : " Never mind, I'll furnish the money." and instantly put twelve hundred-franc notes ou the table. At eleven o'clock Monsieur Jandidier a-ked his workman to show him out of the house ; he was going to the Fau bourg Saint Antoine. And, in fact, Tarot accompanied him to the Place de ia Bostile, crossing the Oonstantine Bridge and walking along by the river. The magistrate asked both husband aud wife the very natural question : " Why did you hide the money ?" They made the same answer. Hearing on Monday morning of Monsieur Jau didier's disappearance, they were seized with terror. Tarot had said to his wife : "If it is known that our employer came here, that I crossed the bridge and walked along by the river with him, I shall be compromised. If this money were ever found in our possession we should be lost." ' Tho wife then wanted to bum the notes, bnt Tarot prevented it, intending to return them to the family. This ex planation was reasonable and plausible. if not probable, but it was only an ex planation. Tarot and his wife were still detained iu custody. A week after the magistrate was in the utmost perplexity. Three new examina tions had not enabled him to form an opinion. Were Tarot and his wife inno cent ? Or were they simply marvelously clever m maintaining a probable Table i The magistrate knew not what to do, when one morning a strange rumor reached his ears. The house of Jandidier had just stopped payment. A detective who was set to work brought back the most startling news. Monsieur Jandidier, who had been considered so wealthy, was ruined, utterly ruined, and for three years he had sustained his credit only by means of various expedients. He had not a thousand francs, and notes falling due at the end of the month amounted to sixty-seven thousand, five hundred francs, The cautious merchant speculated in stocks. The magistrate had just learned these particulars when Maitre Magloire appeared, pale and panting lor breath "You know, monsieur V" he cried, from the threshold. " All 1" " Tarot is innocent." "I believe him so; and yet that visit how do you explain that visit ? Magloire shook his head sorrowfully, "I am only a fool," suid he, "and Lecoq has just proved it Monsieur Jan- didier spoke ot his life insurance at the Cafe Ture. This was the key to the affair. Jandidier was insured for two hundred thousand francs, aud French companies don't pay in case of suicide Do you understand ? Thanks to Monsieur unstaveoenmidt, who will marry Mademoiselle ThereBe Jandidier next month, the house of Jandidier has not gone into bankruptcy Tarot and his wife, restored to Uberty, have been established in busiuess by this Bunie Monsieur Gnstave, and no longer go pleasuring on Mondays. Bat what became of Monsieur Jandidier thousand francs reward to whoever will give news of him. Men are generally more honest m their private than in their publio capac ity, and will go greater length to serve party than wheu their own private inter ett is alone concerned. Honor is a great check upon mankind, but where a con siderabfe bodv of men act together thi check is in a great measure removed since a man is bure to be approved of by his own party for what promotes the common interest, and he soon learna to despise the clamors of adversaries. Fortear to jud; ntrs. je, fur we are all bin FARM, GARDEN AND HOUSEHOLD. .lledlrnl Uinta. Brcihk Swelling. To cure a swell ing from a bruise, foment it for half an hour, morning and evening, with hot cloths dipped in vinegar and water as hot as you can bear it. Ccke for Warts. Worts may be re moved, says a celebrated physioian, by rubbing them, night and morning, with a moistened piece of muriate of ammo nia. They soften and dwindle away, leaving no snob mark as follows their dispersion with lunar caustic. To Purify the Blood. Strictly diet on oat-meal porridge, lean beei, plain vegetables, fruit and Graham bread. Eat no wheat bread or pastry or pud dings ; no butter or grease whatever. Butter and cheese secretly poison many systems. Drink weak lemonade. Eat regularly, and the dryer the food the better. Food floating in greaso ref useB to digest Substitute clear water not ice water for tea or coffee. On retir ing, apply cold cream or beef fat to the complexion. Take the oils externally instead of internally. A Remedy for Catarrh. A farmer's daughter Bays : Dry and powder mulleu leaves as fine as you would powder sago ; then smoke as you would tobacco, let ting the smoke escape through the nos trils instead of the mouth. This is one of the best of remedies for catarrh in the head. It has entirely cured a case of over twenty years' standing, when every other remedy heard of has failed to do so. It may require a uttie prac tice to let the smoke escape through the nostrils. Mullen will be stronger gath ered before the frost injures it, but will answer even if dug from under the snow. It will also be found an excellent reme dy for cold in the head. Plowing and .Hanurlua;. A correspondent of the American Farmer says ; The above constitutes two first essentials in the production of good crops, and should receive special attention at the hands of every one who would cultivate and produce a good crop, let it be corn, tobacco, cotton or potatoes, etc. Thorongh plowing I consider the more important of the two. for unless the ground is well plowed, the best manur ing will have comparatively little enect, whereas land well and thoroughlypiowed with light fertilizing will produce fairly, but with better manuring will produce a profit: still there is a limit beyond which profit ceases, and just where this limit is the cultivator must be the judge, after experiment; but generally there is littlo danger of exceeding it Flowing, to be thorongh, should be bo performed that the soil shall be broken aud made as nne as possible; you cannot pulverize too much. 1'low deep is a relative term, and may mean very differently on different soilB, for while four inches may be deep for one soil, ten or twelve may be less so ou others, bo that here we must be governed by the natnre of the soil plowed. Sub soil ploughing is a distinctive ditlerence from the common acceptation of the term plowing, yet is often used with the same meaning. bub-soiling on most soils, iu connection with good plowing, is one of the essentials of certainty of a good product; the deeper and more thoroughly the sub-soil is broken the better, as no crop will bo likely to snffer the effects of drought or wet where the ground is sub-soiled, as whera only sur face plowed. In plowing under manure it should not be turned dowu to the bottom of the turned soil, if we wish the benefit of any portion of it in the present crop. The nearer the surface, and have it covered in the soil, we keep manure, the greater benefit the crop will receive from it. Heroin lies one benefit of plowing under the manure shallow, and again plowing the Bame ground a trifle deeper; which, while it mixes the manure with the soil, still keeps the greatest portion near the purface, just where the roots of the young plant will be benefited by it; and as the water of rains dissolve and wash down the portions of the salts, etc., the later roots of the same plants find and appropriate what they most re quire, and thus the manure is equalized tiirough the soil. Southern men have informed me that it would not answer to plow deep, as with their sudden powerful showers the land would go seaward, from washing, I suppose; however thnt may be 1 am un able to say, as I have no experience there; but from what I read of the ex perience of tho most successful South ern planters, I think I should venture a trial and see the result 1 know here at the North the more shallow plowed ground washes worse than that which is deeply worked, and also crops grown on shallow worked soil are less certain and more subject to tho vioissitudes of the season, wet or drought, than where the ground is deeply worked. A Cane of Elephantiasis. A man with his legs almost petrified died at New Haven, recently, iu James Featherstone, aged 71, who for many years buffered from elephantiasis ara bum. He had a "crick" in his back U.n years ago and took to his bed, and has never since been out of it About a year later the soles of his feet began to harden and look like stone, and his legs swelled and were covered with scabs, ulcers and homy excrescences, sometimes two inches long, presenting a sickening eight, until at his death they measured some thirty-five inches around the calf and weighed about eighty pounds. The case has attracted wide attention from physicians, aud is thought to be the first of the kind in New Eng land. SjjriijUld (Man.) Jirpubliv&t. . Lynch LawIts Origin. James Lynch was mayor of Galway, Ireland, in 1473. He had made several voyages to Spain, and on one occasion brought home with him the bou of a re spectable Spanish merchant, named Gomez. Walter Lynch, the only pon of the mayor of Galway, was engaged to a beautiful young lady of good family and fortune, rieparatory to the nuptials tho mayor gave n splendid entertain-1 ment, at which young Lynch fancied his intended bride viewed his Spanish friend with too much regard. He accused his beloved Agnes of unfaithfulness to him, and she, irritated at his injustice, dis daintkl to deny the charge, and they parted in anger. On the following night, while Walter Lynch slowly passed the residence of Agnes, he observed young Gomez to leave the house, he having been invited by her father to spend that evening with him. In the madness of 'jealously Lynch rushed on his unsuspecting friend, who fled to a solitary quarter of the town near the shore. Lynch maintained the pursuit till his victim had nearly reached the water's edge, when he overtook him, and stabbed him to the heart, and threw the body into the sea, which cast it back ngain on tho shore, where it was found and recognized the following morning. The wretched murderer surrendered him self; and his father, being chief magis trate of the town, entrusted with the power of life and death, found liimBelf obliged to condemn his son to death. On the night preceding his execution, his mother went to the heads oi her family and prevailed on them to attempt a rescue. The morning of the execution an immense crowd hail assembled, who cried loudly for mercy to the culprit. The'mayor exhorted them to submit to the laws; but, finding them determined ou a rescue, he, by a desperate victory, overcame parental feelings, and finding that his efforts to accomplish the ends of justice in tho usual plflcel and by the usual hands, were fruitless, he became executioner himself, and, from the win dows of his own house, launched his un fortunate son into eternity. Power of Example. Speaking of a recent, suicide in New York, a correspondent adds : The natu ral inclination to follow an evil example was illustrated by the monumeut sui cides in London. The monument is 200 feet high, and its summit once was open to the public, with but a small protective railing. More than seventy years ago, however,, a man leaped over the rail and was picked up dead. Hib example was soon afterward followed by another, and the monument suicides became so f re fluent that a tall railing was built, which effectually prevented any further attempt. Similar instances of the power of ex ample have occurred in this city. A man, for instance, leaped from the wheelhouse of a steam ferryboat some years ago and was drowned, immediately mere was a run of "fltenmboat suicide." Another striking case was that of Dr. Wells, the once noted Hartford dentist, and (as it is claimed) the discoyerer of chloroform He came from Hartford to this city to attend to his discovery, and iu the even ing walked out to see New York by gas light He became, no doubt, slightly intoxicated and was included in a number of arrests made that night When he came to, he found himself the inmate of a cell, and he knew that as soon as this dreadful fact becamo known .his reputa tion would be destroyed. Uuablo to contemplate such a result the unfortu nate man oueuod a vein and then dosed himself with chloroform, and was found iu the morning dead. That season large number of thloroform suicides took nlacea. Hotel Biueidei have also been much in vogue since they were at first stirted. Paris green suicides also had an extensive run. One finds that there is a fashion in frlo de e just as there is in everything else. A Heroic Nurse. One of the nursing sisters of the Order of Troyes succumbed recently at Paris to an attack of hydrophobia, con tracted under circumstances of no ordi nary heroism. A month ago she was taking a walk with live convalescent children, the eldest of which was only eight years of age. wheu they were sud denly assailed by a Bheep dog, whose iaws were running with foam, uud who uttacked them with fury. She instantly taw the danger of her charges, and. ivsoluUily interposing between the ter lided children and the furious animal, bravely withstood lU attack. She was beverelv bitten, and the dog. excited by the cries of the children, endeavored to rush noon them. Ihen followed snleudid act of devotion. Protecting them with her body the children, who lninc on to her petticoats shrieking with tenor, this brave girl threw herself courageously ujon the dog, aud for ten minutes grasped it, rolling over with it, and thrusting her fist into its mouth to urevent its biting the children. Some peasants, who came up at last, beat off and killed the dog. rue bisr was found to have fifteen deep wonnas ou her hands, aud lacerated arms ; an import ant artery was wounded. Skillful care was given to her wounds, ligatures were anmied. the parts torn were cauterized aud for a short time after her return to Pains some hope existed that ehe might escape tho ultimate fate which there was bo much reawn to rear, uiier, now ever, the pharyngeal bpaem, vomiting, and hydrophobia in all its characteribtio pympton s appeared ; and the nurse died from this fatal uud leariul disease, find ing oontolatiou in the certitude of hav ing saved, at the price of her life, the tlvo childivn who had ben ooufided to her. Items of Interest. is made up ov sunshine and " Life shaddo," Bays Josh Billings -" about five shaddos to one Bnnshine." More than 100, 000, 000 lemons, oranges, nnd citrons are consumed or exported by the inhabitants of various parts of Asia Minor. Professor " la one evening I counted twenty - seven meteors sitting on my piazza. t'lass expresses great aston ishment at the sociable characterof the heavenly bodies. In Cincinnati, on a recent Sunday evening, fonr publio balls, three" musical entertainments, three .variety theatres, nnd "Sardanopalns" in the Grand Opera House, were all numerously at tended. The ancestry of Senator Voorhees, of Indiana, on his father's side, was Dutch y on his mother's side, Irish. He bad Indian fighters and Revolutionary sol diers for his grandfathers and great grandfathers, and he is fifty years old. A young man who left home in Con necticut aorne years ago to seek his for tune, recently wrote from Texas, saying: " I've settled here. " It has since trans pired that he was right. He had settled at twenty cents on the dollar. (One of the Kentucky minstrels is sit ting for his picture in character.) Operator: "Now, sir, look pleasant simile a little." (Minstrel smiles.) " Oh 1 that will never do. It's too wide for the instrument." The Anti-Horso Thief Association is an institution in northwestern Missouri, southeastern Iowa and northwestern Hlinoia, whoso object is pretty clearly indicated in its name. The loss of human life during the great flood in Bengal, following the cy clone of 1870, has lately been ascertained to have amounted to 165,000. It was estimated at the time at near 300,000. Bucks county, Pa., has a smoker who claims to have averaged seven cigars per day during the last fifty-seven years, which would aggregate i40,uuv cigars, worth, at five cents each, $7,'iT0. In Breslau, Germany, a successful at tempt has been made to erect a paper chimuey about fifty feet high. By a cliemical preparation the paper is ren- Wed impervious to the action of fire or water. A little five-year old fellow came up to his mother the other morning, and with great earnestness said : " Mother, I saw something ran across the kitchen floor this morning, and it liadn t any legs either; what do you suppose it was?" The mother's curiosity was excited at the apparent strangeness of the supposed animal, and, not knowing what else to say, she said she supposed it was a worm, or Bometnmg oi tnai son, sue am not know whnt. Having for some time enjoyed his mother's inability to solve the problem, he said: "It was Borne water." Rome Uujinsr Back Converts. A ereut sensation has been caused at Geneva by the sudden departnre of two priests wlio had become converts to the Old Catholic doctrine, but who appear . to have repented of their conversion, for they left Geneva, addressing to the Prefl- ideut ot the Uhnrcii uouncu me ionow- . ing letter: "Having found that at tempts to establish a national Cathoiio Church at Geneva lmvo only a political end, we declare our iutention of separat ing from them, of returning to ihe bosom of tho only Catholic Church, and of making submission to her authority as tho sole guardian of the Christian faith." The Ultramontane party exunea very much over this declaration, but it now appears, according to Swiss papers, that those two priests, before leaving Geneva, went to eeo Monsiguor Mermuiou, me exiled bishop, who is living on the French frontier, and received from him the sum of 80,000 each to recant This acensa- t tiou was first inado in an anti-Catholic ' journal, and would, it was supposed, be at once repelled as a caiumuy. iut, ujwn the contrary, the Courrier de U, new, which is Mousignor Mermillod's own orgau frankly admits that money passed, aud adds that a Cathoiio associa tion had been formed for the purpose of buying l)ck the perverts. Siamese Twlus In au Oyster Bed. The clerk of the steamer Maggie, of the Eastern Shore Steamboat Company, has brought to the city a remarkable oyster that hod been caught in the Ches apeake. The oyster is, apparently, two ovfters fastened together, as is often the etUa. The peculiarity, however, is that while there were two distinct oysters, they were fastened together O- a ligature " running from heart to heait, the shell that divided them being very thin, and showing that there was really but one oyster contained in tk3 three shells. The same gentleman has also an old liottle into which an oyster had become imbed ed, remaining until it was too large to get out lialtimore Bulletin. An Idol Shop. Au Anglo-Indian journal contains an advertisement, of which the following is a free translation " Yamen, the god of day, oast in pure copper and tastefully executed. Nirondi, the prince of de mons, a great number to choose from ; the giant upon which he is niourted is boldly designed, and his sabre is fash ioned in the latest style of art. Baron uia, the god of the sun, is lively jepre sontod ; his crocodile is of copper, with tail of silver. Ikmaberen, the god 1 riches: this god is of the flnctwoi Little demi-gods and tt' inferior gods in the greatest abun to selcdroni. NocrtJit is fm diuiw allowed fur ready - r' V ..L.J.