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I was nn officer in tho Federal service mill it thaoccd, through the fortune of war, that my command was eent to New Orleans on special duty. This duty, to most, of ua, "was not Very hlensant ; and we were Awarding eagerly our summons to Another quar ter, when I met with a rather roman tic adventure. . Passing down a secluded street, late one evening, I was startled by a lotrd shriek, evidently in a woman's voice, followed by an appeal for help. Din t ing forward, I preccived in the dim, gray shadows of twilight, which fell up on all things, the slender figure of a woman, enveloped in a waterproof cloak, struggling ia the grasp of a bur ly xulllan. n it was but tho work of a luomont to deal him a blow, which laid him nt my feet. He arose, and with muttered curses and threats of future vengeance, to which I, nt the time, paid no heed, considering them but the ravings of an inebriate, stag gered onward. All this time tho wo man had stood trembling with terror, leaning against an adjacent building. . "How can I ever thank you, sir?" It was a low, clear, sweet voice, the unmistakable tones of refinement. I raised my hat. r ;. "If you will 'allow' me," madan'" I replica, "I will escort you home. It is riot safe for lauica to be out alone, in theso troublous times."- "I know it," she responded," some what haughtily. "But since your nr my has demoralised the city, and forc ed its citizens to an observance of laws, which are only the laws of tyrants tho power of the strouger over the weaker sinco New Orleans has be come what it now is, we are obliged to submit to much and do 'many acts which are repugnant to us 1" Sho turned away, with a quick,- im perious gesture of disdain, and, ere I could advance a step, had .vanished down an adjoinirg st reet. I stood, for a moment, staring blankly in tho di rection that she had takifn,and, I must confess it, thinking very much of the soft tones f her voice, and tho bowil deriDg dark eyes with which she had glanced into my face, while she utter ed her tirade ngniust the army, to w hich I had the honor of belonging. "Whew! The little rebel," I ex claimed half aloud as I turned to move away. Just then, my eyes fell upon a package lying upon the pavement, and I raised it with a start of surprise. It was evidently a small box carefully wrapped in tissue paper. Thrusting it in my pocket I started in the direction which she had taken with a faint hope of overtaking her : but I had proceed ed but a few .rods, when I, heard my name called, and glancing around, bo held the colonel of my regiment. "Major," said he, hurriedly, "re port at ouce at headquarters. I have received important news, and wish to see you and some of the other ofiicers immediately. He passed rapidly onward before I could answer with more than the cus tomary salute, and was lost to sight in the distance. . ..... , With a feeling of impatience which I could not restrain, I obeyed mysupe-, rior'a commands, and hastened to head quarters. Here I soon discovered that we were to leave Xsew Orleans at once and proceed northward. Important military movements rendered this change imperative. I sought my own quarters, an! pro-1 cecded to examine the little package. Removing the numerous strings and' wrappings, a small box stood reveal-1 cd. With an odd sensation at my heart I raised the lid. Within the in-! closure, upon a bed of azure satin, J there rested a magnificent set of pearls, bearing the inscription, in old English letters: "Cecile Tremuine, from her Fatter." My heart filled with pity for the young girl. whom I felt convinced was Cecile Tremaine. . Where was she go ing alone so late, and with so costly a burden? Who could tell what story of want, and woo, and despair it might be in her poiver to relate? My exper ience iu tho war-devastated South had shown me clearly the suffering and poverty, and desolation of many of tho first, and best In the laud, and may not her errand bavo been to convert the jewels into bread for some suffering loved one? Hard old solditr though I was, I felt the tears start in my eyed. And from that hour I determined to protect the jewels, and, sooucr er lat er, if it were in the puwr i.f man to do so, I would return them sal'ly to her possession. But I had uo time for sentimentaliz ing ; the army was already iu motion, and my place was with my command; so, stilling my sighs of regret, I pre pared for immediate departure. Tak iug the pearls, I sewed them carefully into a large, leathern belt which I wore on my person concealed beueath my outer clothing, and determined to de fend them w ith mv life. JUNK (5, 1877. That right we left New .Orleans, and years elapsed before I saw that city ngain. Turning our faces north ward wo moved through Mississippi ; here we had several, skirmishes, but from all I escaped unhurt. Months elapsed, and still I wore the pearls safely hidden, and, as I fondly imag ined, unsuspected by anyone. But I was doomed to find out my mistake. We were encampew not far from Chattanooga, Tennessee. We were ex pecting marching orders daily, and, lying idly in camp, were glad of any diversion to while away the long hours, when, one day', & rtrolling musician, an old man with a long white beard, and carrying a violin in a dilapidated case, was brought into camp. lie had been observed prowling around, and so had been "taken in," as one of the men laughingly remarked. But, subsequent circumstances prov ed that the "boot was on the other foot." Worn out-with inactivity, the boys, one aud nil,, welcomed the old fellow; and, when we found what ex quisito music he drew forth from that worn, old violin, we decided unani mously, that the new arrival was a grind addition to the ramr).' " , But, once, I caught him looking at me ; thcro was a peculiar glitter, iu his teely-bliie eye?, which did not please me ; an impressiorf that' we had met before, crept over me, and from that hour I became suspicious of him, aud was ever on the alert. I had "turned in" f. r the night. All the camp lay quietly sleeping be neath tho clear, white, moonbeams ; no sound broke the silence, save tho occasional challenge of tho sentinel; end I lay, restlessly tossing on my rude conclr, uneasy and filled with a vague distrust, a feeling that some thing w-as to happen. The moon-rays penetrated my shel ter, and d rapped in great, white patches on the ground, before my bed. I lay with my eyes fixed upon them ; when, suddenly, I saw a dark shadow cross their whiteness : then a form drew cautiously near, and I saw that it was our strolling minstrel. But he was no longer bent and gray, and, in that moment I found out two things; that he Had obtained access to our camp in disguise for some unlaw ful purpose ; and, also that my good memory had not played me false; this midnight prowler was the man whom I had struck, for assaulting the young lady, sonio months before. In a flash I saw it all. He had attempted to rob her of her jewels ; ' but, failing in his vile design, had secretly observed my possessiou of them, aud had follow ed our regiment and dogged my steps for the purpose of robbing me at last. Something prompted me to close my eyes, and feign sleep. I felt the. vil lain approach me closer closer then; a sponge saturated with chloro form was heid to my nostrils; with a quick spring I bounded to my' feet and caught the ruffian by the ibront. Just then, the sound of a bugle' pealed through the quiet night, "boots and saddles." With a desperate wrench the robber escaped me j and I before I w!s scarcely aware of my own move ments found myself in my Baddla, and, with the rest of the command, on my way to the sceno of action. Here wo met the opposing army, and a fearful battle ensued. Through oil that dreadful engage ment, I kept the pearls jealously guard ed ; it was a point of honor with me, and I would never give them up. Such thoughts were flitting through my mind when I felt a strong grasp on my bri dle, and, glancing down, stood face to face with the pretended old man, the would-be robber of the night before. At that moment I ft It a sharp pain in my side, followed by a numb, dead feeling. I saw the red-hot torrent which pour ed forth, and knew that I was wound ed ; then I lost consciousness. I was aroused by a rough and hasty touch; and, opening my eyes I found my enemy bending over me, his hands busily removing my outer garments, and I knew he was searching for tho C earls. Whence came my strength I now not ; but with a sudden, mighty effort I seize J my saber, and struck him a heavy blow. 1 Baw him reel, and fall backward and then once more I swooned away. On my second return to conscious ness I found myself lying ou a hospi tal bed, with kindly facts around me. My first thought was of the jewels, and my heart thrilled with exultation when I fouud that they were safe. For many weary months I lay upon my bed ; uud, during tho interval, the war ended. But my health was very fee ble, und when I was removed to my native New York it was the general impression thst I had come home to die. However, that was not my intention, nud In the course of a year I found myself ou tho fair way to recovery. Tho secret of the pearls I had uaver shared with any one. They had beeu iu my posstisiou for tho space of live nth $2 PER-ANNUM. years, and yet I had never really dis paired of returning thorn to their own er. About that time it occurrod to mo that a trip to Louisiana would be, ve ry beneficial to my health ; and so, in the year 18G8, I found myself once more in New Orleans. My first step was to insert a "personal" iu all the daily papers, addressed to Miss Ce cile Tremaine, and requesting her pres ent address. But I received no re sponse. Day nfter day passed by, and I was rapidly losing hope, when it chanced one morning that I strolled iuto the printing office of a friend, and stood watching tho nimble finger of the compositors, among whom were several ladies. At length I heard tho foreman ad dress one of the employees as "Miss Tiemaine." With a wildly-throbbing heart I cast a furtive glance ia her di rection. Great heavens it was she I I was sure of it. In a few moments I had acquainted my friend with the facts, and my -belief that this was tho young lady of whom I was in quest. lie told rue then of her poverty, and that from one of the first and wealthiest families of New Orleans she was rcducod to earn her bread. He said that, there was no doubt that I was on tho rizht track, as she had already told lnm of the Joss-ot her pearls. On the night thnt I had rescued her, she had been on her way to dispose of them for her father lay dying, and she had no means with which to furnish him food and medicine. , Ho was dead now, and she, poor girl, was. all alone in the world. I will puss over my introduction, and tho astonishment with which she listened to my story. Timo had soft ened her asperity toward the "Yan kees," nud, as months flew by, she seemed to have quite forgotten all past animosities, so that, when at last I ask ed her to become my wife, I was pre pared to hear hor answer "Yes," and I was not disappointed. . , And on the day .that she became my bride, amid the lace of her snowy veil, and crowning her heavy waves of rav en hair, like drops of ice, were tins jew els which I had cherished, and defend ed with my life, for all those dreadful years my Cecile's Pearls. The Temperance Cyclone. ' The Philadelphia Express, in a com plimentary notice of Francis Murphy's labor, says : Mr. Murphy will probably close his meetings in this city for the present about Juno 1st. It was his first in tention to carry on the work "until the city was redeemed," as he once ex pressed it, but for certain reasons it has been thought best not to continue the exercises through the summer. As we look over our exchange news papers, and notice the many Temper ance Murphy meetings held in differ ent cities and towns, and read of the thousands of converts made, we can not but say, that "surely the hand of God is in this movement." Saved himself from a drunkard's fate, the tale of his own redemption never fails of awakening tho warmest sympathies of man's nature, and en couraging others to make the effort which will finally bring the same hap piness and contentment he ' now en joys. Seven years ago be was strip ped of everything ; separated from bis wife and children, and he in a dun geon. Tho latter at last become in straightened circumstances, not even having food to eat. We can portray the agony of his soul as he paced his lonely cull, aud thought that ere his release came, death might take them from him. His earnst prayers to God were at last answered. Murphy found a friend in tho person of Capt. Sturte vant, of Portland, Me., the same who now speaks from the platform upon the sulijoct of temperauce. Through the latter's influence he was released. As be clasped his wifo to his bosom, well did she kuow as he said "God helping me, wife, I will never touch a drop of liquor, and never sell anoth er drop." that that vow would bo sa credly kept. Soou his little homo was made comfortable, and in tho fulness of his heart at the great good which a temperance life had accomplished for him, ha suid : "I must tell others. I must save my fellow man. I must tell him to forever put away from him the intoxicating bowl." Experience has made him eloquent. Who, then, could resist such appeals as the following, which came from his heart when addressing an audience ut the annex to the Academy : "I see be fore me, beneath the tattered coat or torn blou-io, the noble hoart of many a kindly man. Assert your manhood to-day. Put on your armor, aud through the lovo of Jesus Christ, you will bo alio to wear it." Mr. Murphy's success is further at tributable to bis avoidance of every word calculated to wouud the feelings of those who have fallen. J lis woi'' One Square (1 in. h,)n,,,. , One Sipmrn " one m.. OncSr(uaro three. m.,i,;; . Ono Square ono year - - 1 Two Squares, ono j-ear - v Quarter Col. . . . . 30 () Half " ' - . . no CO One " '.' - - . . UX) 1.0 Lenl notices at established rates. Marriage, and death notices, gratis. All bills for real ly advertisements col lected quarterly. Temporary advertiso' ments must be paid for in advance. Job work, Cash on Delivery. arc words of kindnesn, of persuasion. He takes men by the hand,' and in that manner which bespeaks tbesensi live nature, he without paying too much, lets them know be fully under tands their feelings and condition, and gradually leads them to sign the pledge and take the first step which is to result in others which will place them in their proper sphere in society as men entitled to respect and sympa thy. IIo believes iu awakening the desire for reformation which does in deed dwell in every breast, or as anoth er states it : Faith in roan's ultimate integrity, in the Divine spark of im mortality that burns in the soul, no matter how dimly ; bopo that the breath of sympathy may reach and enliven this sacred fire, and brotherly love to stretch out the hands and save the fallen nnd the perishing. These seem to bo the elements the faith, the hope, the charity that inspire this movement. There is also tho element of person i : .. ,1 ...i." i. nio, inv una iua.ii i,uver, wniuii glvei character and unity of purpose t popular enthusiasm, and this Mr. Mur phy possesses in a remarkable degree, Jle has the gift of oratory, the mag netic presence, the convincing sinceri ty of manner, and, w hat is of not less importance, the physical capacity for tremendous hard work that might bo predicated of him from an acquaint ance of his career. And, furthermore, ho seems to pos-' Bess a faculty for organization which; erpetuates the impression he makea y personal appeal, nnd leaves a com petent society, thoroughly imbued with the spirit of the work, to continue the its. '; buch, in brief, is the natural philos ophy of the Murphy movement. Prac tically, it inculcates the literal accept ance of the Christian belief in human brotherhood, and. its method is to reach out the hand of fraternity to the broken down drunkard and lift him again to the standing of upright man hood. , No matter how degraded, how sunk en iu the depths of despair tho victim may be, tho apostle of temperance says : "Brother, give me your hand. Ill save you yet,".. Trustiug literally to the Biblical assertion that the King dom of Heaven is within, and, conse quently, can not he utterly destroyed, this appeal is urged, and, where suc cessfully made, never fails to wofk ev en seeming miraculous salvation. art Why Nye Refused the ArabianHorse. The following anecdote of tho late Senator Nye is told by the Virginia City (Nev.) Enlerprite: "He. was telling us iucidents of a journey to Europe, fiom which he had theujust returned. Among the rest he said tho Sultan of Turkey ordered In his honor, as a Senator of the Unit ed States,1 a grand review of the army in Constantinople, nnd the Grand Vi zier mounted him upon a steed which he describe! as magnificent. Said Nye, "he was a pure Arabian. He had a coat like velvet ; he felt like a myriad of steel springs beneath a man ; his eye was between a lion's and a woman's, with all the courage of the one and all the human gentleness and beauty of tho other blended ; he knew I was an old man, and, was aa tender of roe as a child, When I dismounted I could not refrain front expressing to the Grand Vizier my admiration for the incomparable creature. He heard me through uu interpreter, and then, bow ing low, begged me to accept the horse as a mark of the profound regard which the Sultan entertained for me. 'Did you accept him, Senator?' wo asked. A peculiar look came into the old man's eyes as he replied : I rund a rapid calculation nud saw thatlhad1 not enough of money, and could 6eiJ to uo piaco tor cnougn money, to pay tho freight ou the animal to New York, so I took high ground. I bow ed low iu return to the Grain Vizier, and bade the interpreter explain to him that while touched to the heart by this appreciation and generosity of the Sultau, it was, I was sorry to say, against the laws of my couutry for a Senator of tho Uuited States to accept a present from any foreign Prince, po tentate or Power." A certain clerk in a -Western vil lage recently made the following com ment on Pocahontas. Said lie, "Po cahontas was a great man ; Pocahon tas was a kind-hearted and truoman." "Hold ou," cried his compauion, "Po cahoutus was a woman." "She was eh?" said he. "Well, that's just my luck. How am I expected to kuow? I never read the Bible." "Do you really believe, Mr. Pod-' kins, that any body could make a bead from butter?" asked the landla dy. "Well, yes, ma'am I should think they might," said Podkins, as he puth eJ buck, his individual buttcrplate, "somebody has got as far as the b&ir with this'