ny Story. An affecting story comes to us from Oakland. It appears tliat ft wealthy, middle-Bgeil Englishman hud become somewhat jealous of his young and pretty wife, a not uncommon inci dent, we are sorry to pay, in the lives of wealthy middle-aged men in this part of tho glohc. A youug New Yorker, with engaging mnuners and a cutaway coat was the cause of his dis quietude, so the disturbed Benedict concluded to try the threadbare dodge of ostensibly going up to Sacramento for a week. The second day, however, be quietly returned and let himself quietly into the house as a domest'c smelling committee of one. In the library were several coats of mail brought over from the shore of Albi on's ancestral home. It struck him as a happy idea that he should hide in one of these, which he managed to do with great difficulty, ns the armors were clamped upright to the floor, and be had great trouble in letting him self down into oneand then screwing everything all snug and tight after wards. This done, he awaited devel opments. This was in the aftornoon. To his great astonishment, 9 o'clock passed without any one calling, or his wife coming down stairs. About 1 a. ra. he fell asleep and began snoring. The butler thought he heard burg lars about, bo he caue down stairs in bis night-gown, with adoublo-batrded gun under bis arm. The jealous gen tleman had just begun to dream he was iron clad when a handful of quail shot took him in the breast-plate, and, amid his terrified shrieks, the butler promptly put the other load into the pier-glass, under the impression that another burglar was drawing a bead on him. After the whole neighbor hood was aroused the mUtake was dis covered, and the battered party ex tricated by the aid of a blacksmith. Amid the snickers of the entire assem bly the chagrined man crawled up stairs to his bed-room. A small note was sticking on the pin-cushion. His wife had eloped the morning before! San Francisco Mail. Remedy for Trouble. "Work is your true remedy. If mis fortune hits you hard you hit some thing else bard ; pitch into something with a will. There's nothing like good solid exhausting work to cure trouble. . If you have met with losses you don't want to lie awake and tbiuk about them. You want sleep calm, sound sleep aud eat your dinner with appe tite. But vou can't unles3 you work. If you say you don't feel like work, and go loafing all day to tell Tom, Dick and Harry the story of your woes, you'll lie awake, and keep your wife awake by your tossing, spoil your tem per and your breakfast next morning, and begin to-morrow feeling ten times worse than vou do to-day. There are some great troubles that only time can heal, and perhaps some that can never be healed at all ; but all can be help cd by the srreat panacea, work. Try it, you who are afllicted. It is not patent medicine. It has proved Us efficiency since first Adam and Eve left behiud them, with weeping, their beautiful Eden. It is an efficient rem edv. All erood physicians iu regular standing prescribe it in cases of men tal and moral disease. It operates kindly as well, leaving no disagreeable eeauelce. and we a9ure you that we have taken a large quantity of it wit most benehcial results. It will cure more complaints than any nostrum in the materia medica, and comes nearer to being a "cure-all" than any drug or compound of drugs in the -market And it will not sicken you if you do not take it sugar-coated. Charles O'Conor has very direct ways about him. The story of his wooing is thus told : The yeung and beauti ful widow of Commodore McCraeken, of our navy, returned from abroad af ter her husband's death, and finding her financial affairs in a complicated state, went to Mr. O'Conor to got hi legal advice in disentangling them. Mr. O'Conor, upon examination, dis covered that the Commodore had died insolvent, and that the beautiful wid ow was left to the cold mercies of a Belfish world without a peiiuy to call her own. This fact ho was obliged to break to her, whereupon she held up her hands in piteous dismay, crying, "Oh, Mr. O'Conor, what shall I do? I who have lived iu luxury all my life?" "Madam," said the lawyer, "the best advice I can give you is to marry me." Whereupon they were married. Samuel Williston, the first manu facturer of buttons in the United States, is still living, 70 years old, and worth six million dollars. He has made half the buttons used in the world, and has never yet made a sus pender button that would hold its rip and not fly ofl' and rattle across t he floor every time a man stooped to fick up his hat in church. lie was the Crit man who manufactured a tin button t'lat looked enough likg a sil ver five cent piece to fuol a short sighted deacon with a contribution basket.. Sixteen years ago a clothing house ic-rk left Erie city to try his luck' iu roader fields. Getting an appoint nt as paymaster iu the navy he sail r Calcutta aud has uosv establish-.-.elf in that city iu a great busi ! is, iu fact, a nabob. His 1 n Koch. V SQUARE GRAND PIANOS Retailed at Wholesale Prices. t tOOOfor 2BO. t6S0fort300. 700for300. i800for S350. the "MENDELSSOHN" PIANO CO. i. IK ftTKtJCK II VItI V.VS FIUC'EN. Only One Price for Cash, and a low one. NO DEVIATION. We give no discounts. Wo pay no agents' commissions, which double liie prices of nil Pianos. We look to tho People, who want a first claws Piano nt a fair prolit river cost, of manufacture. Wo appoint tho People our agents, and give thoin onr Pianos ns low as any agent can buy equally pood Pianos of any other manufacturer, giving the People, in a reduced price, what is usually expended in commissions, rent, freight, traveling and incidental expenses. The "Medelssohn" Piano Co. can sell you a 71 octave rosewood case Piano, (I feet 10 inches long, with front round corners, carved legs, serpentine and plinth mould ings, with improvements, including Full.Tron Frame, Over Strung Bass, Agraffe Trobla, and French Grand Action, which only flwoinr.&iiv the host Pianos of tho most celebrated linker. n.t the verv low price of $ZM, $-75 or 300, according to style or case, or with lour round cor ners and full agraffe for 8150. and guaran- te tlumi in flvorir rnmwt, pnnl tn nnv Jiano mado of similar style, or no sale. Xlio "Momlolssolin ' l'iano is nianuUe- 1 tu red from the very best materials, and by the most skilled and finished work men. The nianuiacturc is conducted in die of the most experienced Piano luanu- lacturors in tno country. Tins is no now enterprise, turning out a poor and cheap piano, made from greon wood, aud by greener mechanics. Our Piano is unsurpassed hv anv in tho market for its rich and powerful tones, and its adaptation to ihe human voice in sympathetic, mellow and singingqualitles. 11 p pen km lor itscir. We are willing to plnco It besido any other make of Piano on its merits, either in beauty of case, or excellence of tone. and "at half tho money'" of equally good instruments. "Tho best tho cheapest'' When it costs the leat money. All Pianos fully warranted for five yenrs, Send for our Illustrated and descrip tive Circular. The "McndeUsohn" Piano Co., Office of Manufactory, 66 BltOAUWAY, N. Y, OXLY UK.TIKOY FOIt HARD TIMES. CHANGE YOUR SURROUNDINGS. All wanting Fruit Farms, cspceiall ad apted to the growth of tho Vino, where it is an established success and pays large profit. Tho land is also adapted to the imwth of Peaches. Pears. Apples and si ! fruits; also Grain, Grass and Vog- Ci OS. Man v hundred of excellent Vineynt h. Orchards and Farms, can now be seen. The location is only 34 miles south of Philadelphia, bv Railroad, in a mild, de lightful climate, and at tho very doors of the New York and Philadelphia Markets. Another Kailroad runs direct to New- York. Tho place is already large, successful and prosperous. Churches, Schools, and other privileges are already established. Also, manufactories of Shoes, Clothing, Glass. Straw Goods, and other things, at which ditlerent memucrs ot a iamny can procure employment. It has been a health resort for some years past for people suffering from pul monary atiections, uuiarrn, JYgue, anuue- bilitv: many thousands have entirely re covered. A new brick hotel has just been com pleted, 100 feet front, with back buildings, four stories high, including French roof, and all modern improvements lor tno ac commodation of visitors. Price of Farm Land R2a.no per acre, payable installments, within tho period of lour years, in this climate, planted out to vines, 120 acres of land will count fully ns much, as 100 acres limner norm. Persons unacquainted with truit grow ing can bacomo familiar with it in a short t'nio on account of surroundings. Fivo acre, one acre, and town lot.?, in tho towns of Lnudiuvillo and Vineland, also for sale." Whilst visiting tho Centennial Exhibi tion, Vineland can bo yisited at small ex pense. A paper containing full information. will be sent upon application to CIIRLES K. LAXD1S. Vineland. JN. J., tree or cost Tho following is an extract from a de scription of Vineland, published in tho New York Tribune, bv tho well-known Agriculturist. Solon Robinson: All the farmers wcro of the '"well to do" sort, and some of them, who havo turned their attention to trims and market gard ening, have grown ri?;i. xno son is loam, Mirving from sand v to clayey, and surface gently undulating, intersected with small streams and occasional wet meadows, in which deitosts of peat or muck are stored. Hullicient to fertilize the whole upland sur face, after it has bcivi exhausted ol its natural fertility. It is certainly one of tho most extensivo fertile tracts, in an almost level position, and suitable condition lor pleasant lsrm ing, that wo know of this side of tho West ern prairies.- Wo found some of the old est farms apparently just as profitably productive as when first cleared of forest Jil'ty or a hundred years ago. Tho geologist would soon discover tho cause of this continued fertility. The whole country is a marine deposit, and all through the soil we found evidences of calcareous substances, generally iu the form of indurated calcareous marl, show ing many distinct forms of ancient shells, of tho tertiary formation ; and this marlv substance is scattered all through the soil, in a very comminuted forir, and in tho exact condition most easily assimmilated bv i-!i'h plants as llie tarin ?r desires to uil'nate. ' WORK DONE A1THR 'REPUBLICAN" OFFICE At ih lowest cah price, neatly, promjrt ly, and in style equal to (hat of any other establishment in the District. RiISINFnS r n R M Q w",'"w wnnnw SHOW CAR1S, VISITING CARDS SCHOOL CARDS WEDDING CARDS, PROGRAMMES, INVITATIONS, BALL TICKETS, ADMISSION TICKETS,; MOXTIIIiY STATEMENTS, ENVELOPES BILL HEADS, LETTER HEADS, NOTE HEADS, CIRCULARS, BLANKS, POSTERS DODGERS, HANDBTLLS1 LABELS, SHIl'I'ING TAGS, rlc JOB TT Ti t.tl S.1 t 1 f lull! ijy DOUBLE THREAD LOCK-STITCH MACHINE. TT r-nin all the rirtur nf ihe l.lh.Kimnfnv Tenmon, B.Vl'kae iiuitccmir 1'A I I.N I H AKIIp.Nr ami Amivl. , : Diir new nl .Jd t vr.rU-A out wiihfiMiil nrw Mnchiarry .ttil TkU st our own mwwotki, In idr lusy city of Nark. Nrw n .cy, l' e eini i a Mndril f M Kl H AN IC A I. l.XCKL LKNUK. Minimiim of FrieOon. N't uhmim ff lura!iilit)', ml t.in; f wjrk, never bvrtitufui-e renchvd iu ihe Sicwin); Machir.c wuild. TO THIS STATEMENT AND We invite the attention of all, especially cbtcrvation. I . l. w MAthmes lully uimnua. DOMESTIC SEWING MACHINE CO., Now Yoi'lc OliI?njo. LADIES. USE DOMESTIC" PAPER FASHIONS. BJXBY'S BLACKING, A C'OMHIMn l'OI.ISII ni.A(KIN(l AND I.KATIIEU ritl'XERVATlVK. Kxperts and Professional Bootblacks in Now York, and all other larpecities whero this Ulackinr him lepn introduced, ac lc unwleiPre lis snofirioritv over all import ed or domestic lUackinps in use, as an Elegant Polish and Conscrver ot l.eatner. MOTICE. IUxby's "nest" Rlackinj? has a T?ed and BP.jo Labe.. Do not bo deceived by ac cepting our "Standard" Blacking in placo of "Ilest." Tho4 Standard has tho label stamped into tho tin cover. This brand is made to compete with other American and French Blackings, but is inferior to our "Pest." ISixby's "Best" Blacking will save its entire cost in the wear of your boots and elioc. HOUSEKEEPERS TUY- Bixby's French Laundry Blue, IN SIFTING BOXFf-S. Tho most convenient and economical package, and tho only combined Iileacli and Blueing Powder In use. 8. M. BIX BY & CO., Alftnufacturing C'heniisls, 11 Kos. 17J A 175 Washington St., N. Y. H I I). I) -A I.I.'S aAGETIC SOAP The Cheapest Soap that can bo used for the loiiowirig reasons: 1st. One bar will go as far as two of any otJier. 2d. Only half tho usual rubbing being required, there Is a saving ot more than tho entire cost of the Soap in labor alouo. Rd. The clothes are made Sweet, Clean and white without Roiling or Scald ing, thus all injury to thon isnvoid e". 'There is a saving in fuel and hard work, and tho washing is dono in about half the usual time. It is also guaranteed under a penalty of fifty dollars not to injure the clothes or hands, and as one trial will cnahlo any person to ascertain the truth ot these statements, it would never pay tho pro prietor to engage in an extensive system of advertising and claim such decided merit for his Soap unless he know from positive experience that it wou'd prove to tie in every respect what is i iaimeit tor it. This is also a superior Soap lor Toilet and Shaving purpose. WARNER, RHODES A CO.. WnoLiisALK Fancy Gnocmis, Geneial Agents, 9 11 Philadelphia, Pa. PEA BODY HdUSlT" CORNER of LOCUST NINTH STR, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Convenient to all places of amusement 8nd car lines in tiie city. No changes to and from the Centennial grounds. '.'ol. Watson, proprietor of the Henry House, Cincinnati tor the past twenty years, and present proprietor, has leased the house for a term of yers, and lias newly furnished anil lilted it throughout. Ho will keep a strictly lirst-class house, and has accommodation for .loo guests. Terms only 3 er day. No bar lias ever been kept in the Henry House, nor will any he kept nt the I'ea Uiv. " V" DOMESTIC," l. T " DOMESTIC, uotiiiling 0:n Automatic V nt.lKI.U mi ucm me mmiiik THE MACHINE ITSELF thoae leaving high mechanical nkill ptr" Ulusic Has Clianns THE BEST ifl THE WORLD ! WILL LAST A LIFE TJ dK! 45,000 OK Til K CKLF.nrtATKU sura mm IN DAILY USE. A Stool Boxnl Free with mrli Orcan. The best talent in the country reconv mends there organs. Tho nicest" mid best More for t lie money, and gives bettor sat isfaction than any iiow made. Tljcy coni' prise tho i Orclii'Kirnl. xIHi;ip;oi, ami jp-0lllustraled Ca!Hloi;uo sent by' mail post-puid to any aildress, ujiou ipplic.i' tion to B. 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The vork originally published (ifidertt titln of Til E N IW AM KKK'A N OVC t.O PJ'IHA wns coinpleK'd lir IStlil, itP which time, tho wide cin.lntim Ivhloh it hail iittiiined in nil parts of the United States, and the signal developtfiwn Which Lvo tiiken phi'o in every hrmicn of SilmiodlloMWid Jiulilishcrs to submit IM a.a eim.t mid tnorougn revision, nnu v, jissw a m-w odiHon enlillcd THE AfilERJCAN CYCLOPEDIA. WUhhi the l.-vst tou years tho progron nt dim-cwery in vcry (lep.'rtmeni or Kliowl hts niivie a now woi xvi rcierkMiceim iniper)ti 6 !Ui1. Tito iV'eMW"t nf ixiliUcul affair Inn kett ice with tli diwovpries of nciencii. and their fruiiful tpHnlhtt to (ho lndu- ami iiNetiti mts unit I lie co.'iveriieneA and rcliucincnt of social life. Ur.Mt ytnrn and coiis.vjiw'nt revel iilions htti n occurred, involving imuonal clinnir, Ot peculiar moment, Thoivil war of oiirov n coun try, which was at its height w hen tio last ohinio of the old w'-rkapin arcd. t& hp- puy been ended, and a new coursoof ex. i- iiKiv iul ami industrial activity ha 1 t iniiH'ii-'d. I.nrue accessions to our GLMfiAPHH AL h0VLLD(.E Have Itceu iniide by the irtdcfatlgabU phr r.i ot Africa. J po grc.it political revolution of Ui Inst ilecnde, with the niitural result of tha lapse of time, have brought Into public view a multitude of new nieii, who ii. uucs are in every on?' mouth, mid f who.- lives every one i eurionn to know tho particulars. Great b.ittles have been tougnt and important singes maintained, of which the details are as yet prenei Ted only in I ho newspapers or in tho transient pu ill leal ions ol tiio uay, Init which ought now to take their placo in rLRMAXLNT AND AUTHENTIC HISTORY. 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