an. One u ;re ! OneSipiaro " One Sijuaro " 11m.'. One Nqtiarn " ono j i Two Squares, one yenr. Q uarter Col. -' Half " " One " " W. U. TUNNT. orrica itt ROBiuaou "sor-r.R'a buildingi ELM STREET, TlONLfiTA, PA. TERMS, $2.00 A YEAR. No Pubs'cviplions received fur a shorter pwlod than three mouths. Correspondence solicited from nil parts of tim country. No notion will bo taken of miAnymnus communications. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. .jiSTl , TI0NF.STA LODGE 1 . i.. 30 ( fO to- PK) (0 Marriajro and death notices, gratis. All bills for yearly advertisements col lected quarterly. Temporary advertise' mcnts must be paid for in advneeo. Job work, Cash on Delivery. VOL.' IX NO. 17. TIONKST A, PA., MAIICH 7, 1877. $2 PER ANNUM. Xq.3G9, O.of O.TJ "SETS every Kiiil'iy evening, nt 7 t'lofk. in tli') Hull formerly occunied fey tiio Oood Templars. T. J. VAN G IKS EN, N. O. i w. cla UK, scc-.v. 27-tr. TIONESTA COUNCIL, NO. 342. O. TJ. J.. MEETS nt Odd Fellows' I-odtro Room, every Tuesday evenine;, nt 7 o'clock. " 1. M. CLARK, C. H. A. VAKNEK, It. H. 31 .T. 11. AONEW, ATTORNEY AT X, A W, TIONESTA, PA. ATTENTION HOf.DIGHH ! I have been admitted to practice ns an Attorney in tlo Pension Oilieo nt Wash inuton, ' D. O, All oltlccrs, soldiers, or sniiors who wore injur, l in the Into war, i n ii. obtain pensions' to which the.wmay be t utiilel, hv calling on or addressing mo at T louewtn, Pa. Also, claims for arrearages of pny and bounty will receive prompt at tention. Having been over four years a soldier in the l ite war, and having for a number of yetfrs engaged In the pro-cciition of sol illeiV eluims, my experience will asnure tho collection ol chums in tlio siiorieM pos .. . T I, A 1! v l?tr till) id mo. tut W. . Lathy, ATTOUNEY AT LAW, Tlonosln, Fa. O31oe next door to Lawrence House. . E. L. Davis, TTORXTCY AT LAW, Tionesta, Pa. 'Collections made in this and adjoin IflJ: 06Rnt;. !0-Iy 2VI ILKH AV rr A-T 13 , ATTORNEY AT LAV, T 10 X EST A, PA. F. W.H.vys, TTOKNF.Y AT LAW, and Not a nv Pum.i Reynold llnkill A. Co.' P.lk, Seneen St., Oil City, Fa. 3!-ly f. KVNJIK.VR. X. II. HMII.KY. KIXXKAIl C SMILEY, tvscaeyj ft Law, - - - Franklin, Pa. fUACTICF. In the sovoral Courts of Ve I muifro, Crawford, Forewt, and adjoin r oountieu. . 3'J-ly. Lawrence House, fliroNF.STA. FKNN'A, C. K Me 1 Cl'.AY, i'BorniKTOH. This house W e.mlraliv located. Everything new and wttli furnished Superior noeoinmoda Mons and strict nUonblon grven to guests. Vegetables and Fruits of all kind.s served in their ueasou. Samplo room for Com mercial Agents. CENTRAL HOUSE, BUNKER A. AC-NKW BLOCK. L. Aokkw, Proprietor. Tlds is a now hmro, and hasjuit baen fittevl up for th3 fiiM-sinmodatiou uf the publie. A portion f lh patronage of the public U Bolieltod. 4-iy - - FOiEST HOUSE, SA. VARNICU PROPKif TOR. Opposito . Court IIouho, TionoHta, Pa. J nut uponeil. Kvoryunmt now aim cioan wm i'rush. The best of liquors kept constantly u hmd. A portion ofthe public patron p.jja in renpectfully solicited. " 4-17-1 v W. C COQURN, M. D., 1 PHYSICIAN A BL1 HO ICON offers his .1 srvlees to the people of Forest C-o. Hnvin had an experience of Twelve Yeais in constant practice, Dr. Co burn unaintilees to Rive witisfnetion. Dr. Co burn mnkoia upecinlty of the treatment ol Nawal, Throat, Lun and all otlior rhioniri or liiifrerinar cliseaHes. Having Wivotintod all sfiontilio nietiiods of cur ing disease and Kcl-etCHl tho Rood from all sy-ite'iis, he will RUarantee relief or a euro in all liases where n cure is possible. No Charso for Consult at ion. All fees will bo rr Hsonnhle. Professioiml visits mado at hIi hours. Parties a. a distaneo can con Milt him bv letter. Ofllee ami Hesideneo second Vuiiluinc below the Court House, Tionesta, Piu. Of fte? d ivst Wednesdays and Saturdays, iiotf jso. v. tauk. A. B. KK1.LY. ?f i Y, PAIIK C CO., ,B AHKEBS Corner of Kim A Walnut Sts. Tlonesta. 54ik of Disoount and Deposit. Interest allowed on Timo Deposits. Collodion mado on aM the Principal points of tho U.S. Collections solicited. 13-ly. WIIIVIMHJ CO., MT5ADVII-LF., - - TKNN'A., TAXIDERMISTS. BIUDS and Allium1 stulVcd and li'oinit cd to'ofdiir. Ariitlcisd Kyus opt in NEBRASKAGRIST MILL mnu rjHTSiT lkflT.t, at Nebraska (Lncv J. town,) Forest county, Jms been thor ....ri.iir .,ui-h iii.iil niul li'tittod in litht- elas onler.and is now running and doing all kinds ol V UMTOI II I X D I X U. vr.diTn. AND OATS, CrvnHv on'iaud, and sold at the very U'Z H.W.I.KDBHUR. EM P LOVMENT, Male and female, sala i ry or commission. Wo pay agent as salary of $10 a week and ex p- uses. Eure ka Manufacturing Co., Hartford. Conn. Particulars free, 41 4 v. xi. is a: at i i, DRESSMAKER, Tionesta, Pa. Mm. HEATH lm recently moved to this place for the purpose of nieotim; awnntwfiich tlio belies of the town nnl county have for lontr time known, that of having A tiressmiiker of experience nmontfu'm. I nm prepared to make, nil kinds of dresses in the Infest styles, nnd it ih ran tee sat is (in t ion. S!am pi iir for brnid in and embroidery dono in the liest man ner, with the newest patterns. All T ask l. ft tirir trial. I'tesidcneo on IClm Street, ill the Aoomh ISnilding. tf. miTTRiED andItre" tosted! TllK OlttdlXAL ETNA INSURANCE COMPANY OF HAIlTFOKD, CONN. ASSETS Dec. 31, 1S73, 8n,r:ir;,i)an.yi. MILES W. TATH, Sub ArciU, 13 . T'oiii'sta, Pa. PHOTOGR A P II E It , '- (MUt'CKSH.On TO PKMISO.) Pictures in every styloof the art. Views of the oil regions for sale or taken to or d.i. CENTU!' STREET, near It, It, crossing. riYOAMOUE STREET, near Union Do pot, Oil Cily, Piv; 20-tf PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY. KliJI MTItEET, south of noniNsoN a bonner's STORE. Tionesta, Pa., H. CARPENTE?-, - - - Proprietor. fy -4 Ji: hUK&i Pictures tukon In all tho latest styles the art. 20-U llTil TlffKEK & CO. WHOLESALE & - RETAIL : " Dealers in ' . Hardware, Iron and Nails, ' Stoves end Tinware. BELTIKG DF ALL SIZES Constantly on hand, at low prioos. Also Mnmufacturers-of 4 ' Smoko Staclts,33rGeoli- ing, SLect Iron, VVell Casing, VCiTi S A T.I?, Onn SAnni1-iani? tin liorsn power Woodliorry Stationary Boiler and J'jIIUlIU". II. G. TINKER & CO., OIL CITY, PA. THE LARGEST FURHITU3E ESTABLISHMENT IN THE OIL RE' HONS I lIIILES SMITH, Dealer in CABINET AND UPHOLSTERED FUR II IT TT HE! FRANKLIN, - - -. JPENN'A. Consisting of Parlor, Office and Common Furnituro, Mattresses, Pillows, Window fchades, Fixtures, Iook ing (ilasses, Ac. Also, ngent for VenniiRO county ior the Celebrated Manhattan Spring Hed and Combination Mattresses, limnufactured and for sate at my Furniture Warcrooms, 13th street, near Liberty. Call and see sain plo Ded. U ly Dr. J. L. Acorrib, Oil Y SICI AN AND SUH(J EON, who has I had fifteen years' experience in a large and successful praeiieo, will attend nil Professional Calls. OIIIch jn his Drug and Oirocery Store, located in 'I'idiouto, near ri'tiouto House. IN HIS STORE WILL PL FOUND A full n-isortmcnt of Medicines, Liquors Tobacco. Ciirars. Stationery. Ulass, Faints, Oils. Cutlery, ail of the best -quality, and will bo sold at reasonable rates. Dlt. CHAN. O. DAY, an experienced Physiejan and Drug ist from New York, ha charge of tho Store. All prescriptions put up accurately. ADVERTISING in Religious and Agricultural weeklies lialf-price. Send for catalogue on the List Plan. For information, address UEO. P. ROW ELL A. CO., 22 4 41 Park Row, N. Y. A DVEUTJSEKS send 2" cents to Geo, IX P. Rowe:l it Co.. 41 Park How. N. Y., for their Eighty-page Pamphlet, showing cosioi auverismg. u ii THE MISSING FINGER JOINT. It was my firnt visit to LnndDti Since I hud tnken up my abode and entered on tlic practice of my profession n.3 a solicitor nt youthainpion. In Londoti I had a very dear friend, my-old college chum, George Dickson ; and r lie wa8 the only person I knew in the great metropolis, of course Host no time in looking him tip. Three years had passed since our last meet ing ; hut ten could scarcely have pro duced a change more marked than had taken place in the appearance and manner of my friend. Our first greetings and friendly in quiries over, I longed, yet feared, to ask tbc cause of my friend's melan choly. I fek sure, in due time, of be ing made the confidant of the secret, provided no motive of delicacy prompt its conceal men t. That cveuing, at my room at the hotel, George told me hia story. He had formed an attachment for a young lady, whose graces of mind and per son he pol trayed with all the fervor of a lover's eloquence. She had returned h'n a flection ; but her father had op posed the suit, having set his heart on the marriage of 4ris daughter to a neph ew of his. This nephew was A young surgeon-, of profligato, character, my friend assured ms but that may have been pnj idica who had long, but un successfully wooed his cousin, to whom his profiers were as repugnant as they wero to her father acceptable. Borne months since, Mr. Parsons, the young lady's father, had gone into Hampshire on business, accompanied by his nephew. At Southampton he had been seized by a sudden illness, which terminated fatally in three dajs. On the day preceding his death he had executed a will (which had since been proved by the deposition of in teresting witnesses), containing a sol emn request that hi3 daughter, to whom he left the whole of the estate, should accept tho hand of his nephew in marriage-coupled with the provisions that in case the latter offered, and she re fused, within a specified period to en ter into the proposed union, the entire estate devised to the daughter should be forfeited to the nephew. To sacrifice her fortune to her heart's choice would not have cost Julia Par 6ons a moment's hesitation : and noth ing could have more delighted George Dickson than so fair an opportunity of showing how superior his devotion whs to all considerations of personal ad vantage. But her father's dying re quest, in Julia's eyes was sacred. It had surprised and stunned her, it is true ; for in their raaDy conferences on the subject, lie had never goue beyond the most kindly remonstrance, and had never hinted at anything like co ercion, -j.. Young Parson, the nephew, had not the magi) minity fo forego hia ungen erous advantage. lie might have been content with his cousin's fortune alone but his right to that depended on his offer and ditr rejection of an alliance which she felt in consequence bound to accept. The brief seasou of grace, which she had been compelled to beg even with tears, had already almost passed, and a few more days would witness the condemnation ot two lives to hopeless misery, At tho conclusion ot my triend s narrative, in which, for reasou3 that may hereafter be developed, I felt a icculiar interest, I prevailed upon lira to accompany me to a place of amusement, to which I had previously procured ttcke's. When we reached the tpeater, the performances had already begun; but we succeeded iu finding seats which com manded a fair view of both tho stage and audience. In a few moments George touched ray elbow. "Observe the geutleman nearly op posite, in the front row, seated next column, leaning his arm on his caue." he whispered. t looked in the direction indicated, and saw a face whoso striking re-em-blance to one I had seen before caus ed me to start with surprise. "Who is it," I asked. "Elbridgo Parsons," was the reply. "The ono of whom you spoke?,, "The same," my friend answered. "Does he rtsemblo his uncle?" I v.i-t on the point of inquiring ; hut just then the stranger drew the glov from his right hand, and I saw that the first joint of the middle finger was wanting, a circumstance which, for sufficient reason, absorbed my attcu tion. "Do you know the exact date of Mr. 1 arson s death : I asked when we had gained the street at the close of the performance. "Yes," said George; "it was the 23d of December. His daughter relieved a telegram from her cousin, anuounc ing the fact tho same day. But why do you ask? "I have a reason which may or may not prove a good one,"- I returned; aDd stating that I hid business cn gngements for the whole of tho next day, I parted with my friend, promis ing meet him on the following even ing. Next afternoon found me at the abode of Mr. Parson, the suigeon. - "Mr. Parsons, I presume?" were the words with which I accosted the man I had seen at the theater. "Yes, sir." "You may not remember me, Mr. Parsons, but I believe wo met before." "I beg your pardon jir, for not rec collecting the occasion." "You were iu Southampton last winter, were you not?" "I was," h8 answered with some embarrassmeut. - "I am the solicitor on whom you called to take a draft of a will." He turned pale, but made no reply. I saw a copy of that will at Dr. Commons this morning." I resumed, "and-" "You speak of my uncle's will," he hastily interrupted. "And yet," I continued, "you said it was yours when you applied to have it written. You represanted yourself as desirocs of executing sush a docu ment preparatory to embarking on a perilous voyags. The paper was drawn in accordance with your instructions, leaving the dato to be filled up at the time of eigning, your locks were grey then, and you certainly looked old enough to have a marriageable daugh ter ; bufyour disguise was n it perfect." And I pointed to the mutilated finger. "What do you mean ?" he shouted, iu n defiant tone. "Simply that your uucle's signature to that will is a forgery!" I answered, ris'iDg and confronting him. "He died on the 23d of December. Your own telegram to that effect is iu exist ence. It was on the 24ih, the day be fore Christmas, that you called on me to prepare that document now on re cord as his will. The inference is plain; you undertook to manufacture this spurious testament after your un cle's death, and wishing to clothe your villainy in legal form, you pro cured from mo the lepireJ draft. You, or some one at instigation, simu lated tho signature of the deceased. Thd witnesses who have since perjured themselves in their deposition, were procured in some manner best known to yourself, " "Enough, sir," he ejaculated, plac ing his back against the door; "von have shown yourself in possession of a secret the custody of w hich may prove dangerous 1" "J nm riot unprepared for threats," I replied. "In tho first place, I did not come here unarmed, in the nexjt, I have prepared a full written stato nient of the fact3 to which I have al luded, with information, besides of my present visit to yourself. The paptr will bo delivered to the friend to whom it is directed ; unless within an hour I reclaim it from the messen ger, who has been instructed for that lensrth of time to retain it. His face grew livid. His frame quivered with mingled fear and rage, and his eye gleamed like that of a wild beast at bay. 'What is your purpose? he ex claimed in.a voice hoarse with sup pressed pas-iion. 'lo keep your secret while you live, I answered, "on one condition." "Name it." "That-vou write instantly to Julia Parsons,. renouncing ail pretension to her hand, and absolutely withdraw ing your proposal of marriage." After a moment s puse he hastily penned a brief note, which he sub mitted to my inspection ; it was quite satisfactory. "Be so good as to seal- and address it," I said. He did so. "I will see that it is delivered," I remarked, taking it up and bowing myself out. When I met George Dixon that evening, hia old college look had come back. He had great news to tell me. 1 he next thing was to take me to see Juli.i ;"and itis needless to tell what a happy evening we three spent together, and what a happy marriage followed not long atcer. Elbridgo Parsons, I have just learn ed, emigrated for Australia, on board the London, mid went down in that ill fated ship. If a mechanic or clerk save only 2 cents per day, from the time he is twenty-ouo until he is threescore and ten, the aggregate, with interest, will amount to 82,'JOO ; and a daily saving of 271 reachethe important sum of $29,000. A sixpence saved daily will provide a fund of 87,000 suftj.cieut to purchase a good farm. "Mrs. Spinks," observed a hoarder to his landlady, "the equal adjust ment of this establishment could be moro safely secured if there was less hair in the hash and more in the mat tresses." Fit subjects for prison discipline , the cypher dispatch "reformers." TOO LATE FOR THE TRAIN. When thev reached the depot, Mr. Mann and his wife gazed in unspeaka ble disappointment at the receding train, which was just pulling away from tho brir'ge switch at the rate of a thousand miles a minute. Their first impulse was to run after it, but us the train was out of sight and whistling for Sagetown before they could act upon the impulse, 'they re mained in tho carriage and disconso lately turned their horses' heads home ward. "It all corned ef having to wait for a woman to get ready," Mr. Mann broke the silence, very grimly. "I was ready before you were," re plied his wife. ' Great Heavens," cried Mr. Mann, with great impatience, jerking the horses jaws out of place, "just listen to that! And I sat in the buggy ten minutes yelling at yon to come along until the whole neighborhood heard me. , "Yes," acquiesced Mrs. Maun with the provoking placidity which no one can assume but a woman, "and every time I started down stairs you sent me back for something you had for gotten." Mr. Mann groaned. "This is too much to bear," he said, "when every body knows that if I were going to Europe I would just rush iDto tho house, put on a clear shirt, grab up my grip sack, and by, while you would want at least six months for prclirr'nary preparations, aod then dawdle around the whole day of start ing until every tfain had left town." Well, the upshot of the matter was that the Manns put off their visit to Aurora until the next week, and it was agreed that each one4 should get himself or herself ready and go down fo the train and go, and the one who failed to get ready should be left. The day of the match came around in due time. The train was going at 10:30, and Mr. Mann, after attending to his business, wont home at 9:45. "Now, then," he shouted, "only three quarters of an hour's time. Fly around ; a fair field and no favors, you know." And away they flsw. Mr. Mann .bulged into this room and flew through that one, and dived irto one closet after another with inconceivable ra pidity, chuckling under his breath all the time to think how cheap Mrs. Mann would foel when he started off alone. He stopped on his way up stairs lo pull off his heavy boots to save time. For the samo reasons he pulled off his coat as he ran through tho dining room and hung it on a cor ner of the silver closet. Then he jerked off his vest as he rushed through the hall and tossed it on a hook in the hat rack, and by the time ho had reached his own room ho was ready to plunge into his clean clothes. He pulled out a bureau drawer and began to paw at the things like a Scotch terrier- after a rat. "Eleanor," he shrieked, "where are my shirts?" "In your bureau drawer," ca'mly re plied Mrs. Mann, who was standing tefore a glass calmly and deliberately coaxing a refractory crimp into place. "Well, by thunder, they ain't!" shouted Mr. Mann, a little annoyed. "I've emptied everything out of the drawer, and there isa't a thing in it I ever saw before." Mrs. Mann stepped back a few paces, held her head on one side, aud after satisfying heisclf that the crimp would do, and would stay where 6he had put it, replied : "These things scattered around on the floor are all mine. Probably you haven't ben looking iDto your own drawer.". "I don't see," testily observed Mr. Mann, "why you couldn't have put ray things out for me when you had nithing else to do all tho morning." "Because." said Mrs. Mann, set tling herself into an additional article ot raiment with awlui delioeraiion, "nobodv nut miue out for me. A fair field and uo iavors, mr dear. Mr. Mann pluncred into his shirt like a bull at a red flag. "Foull" he shouted iu malicious triumph. "No buttons on the neck!" "Because," said Mrs. Mann, sweet lj, after a deliberate stare at the fidget ing, impatient man, during which she buttoned her dreswiu j put eleven pins where they would do the most good, "because you have got the shirt on wrong side out." When Mr. Mann slid out of the shirt ho began lo sweat. He dropped the shirt three time before he got it on, and while It was over hii head he heard the clock strike ten. When his head cam through ho saw Mrs. Mann coaxing the ends and bows of her neoktio. "Where's my shirt studs?" he cried. Mrs. Mann went out into another room and presently curao back with her gloves and hat, aud erw Mr. Mann emptying all the boxes he could find in and about tho bureau. Then sho sail: "In the shirt you just pulled off." Mrs. Mann put on her gloves while Mr. Mann hunted up and down the room for his cuff button. "Eleanor," he snarled, at last, "I believe you must know where thoFie cuff buttons are." "I haven't seen them," said th lady, settling her hat ; "didn't you lay them down on the window sill in the 6itting-room last night?" Mr. Mann remembered, and he went down stairs on the run. lie stepped on one of his boots and was immediate ly landed in the hall at the foot of tho stairs with neatness and dispatch, at tended in the transmission with moro bumps than he could count with Webb's adder, and landed with a bang like the Hell Gate explosion. "Are you nearly ready, Algernon ?" asked the wife of his family, ..sweetly, leaning over the banisters. The unhappy man groaned. "Can't you throw me down the other! boot?" he asked. . -, , . Mrs.,..Maun pityiL-gly kicked ..it down to him. "My valise?" be jnquired, as lie tujrgcd at tho boot. - ' "Up in your dressing-room," she answered. "Packed?" "I do not know ; unless you packed it yourself, probably not," she replied, with her hand on the door knob; "I had barely time to pack my own." She was passing out of the gate when the door opened, aud he shout ed: "Where in the name of goodness did you put my vest? It has all my money iu it!" "You threw it on the hat-rack," sho called ; "good bye dear." Before she got to the coi ner of the street she was hailed again. - "Eleanor! Eleanor! Eleanor Maim! Did you wear off my coat?" She paused and turned, after eig ualling the street car to stop, and cried : "You threw it on the silver closet." And the street car engulfed her graceful form and sho was . seen no moro. But the neighbors say that they heard Mr. Mann charging up and down the house, rushing out of the frout door every now and then, shrieking after the unconscious Mrs. Mann, to know where his hat was, and where she put.the valise key, and if ho had any clean socks and under shirts, and that there wasn't a linen collar in the house. And when he went away at last, he left the kitchen door, the side doer and the front door, all the down stair windows and tho front gate wide open. And tho loung ers around tho depot were somewhat amused, just as the train was n out of sight down in the' yards, 1 a flushed, perspiring man, witi hat on sideways, his vest butUy and necktie flying, and his gripi-uci. flapping opou'and shut like a dement' ed shutter on a March night, and a door key in his hand, dash wildly across tho platform and halt iu the middle of the track, glaring in deject ed, impotent, wrathful mortification at the departing train, and shaking his fist at a pretty woman who was throwing kisses at him from the rear platform of the last car. Burlington JIawleye. r - ; V Mrs. Elizabeth Cady Stanton (sav an exchange) has a new grievance With the help of some other ladic she educated a promising youug di vinity student for the ministry, an provided him upon his ordioatio. with a new suit of clothes. Joyful! she assembled her co-laborers to he his first sermon, when sho was star led and disgusted to hear him r. notince as his text : "Let the woi keep silence in the churches." J. Stanton hai abondoued tho buiiue educating young men. At Watertowu, New York, i otter evening, a young gentleman that citv called on a beautiful ' accomplished lady acquaintance . spent two very agreeable hours. Ai 10 o'clock, tho old folks having iv ed, he concluded it was time els leave his charmer. The youug 1 accompanied him -to the door, I him good-night, and then paesc : stairs to her chamber. Some mi later she had occasion to visit t Ij ing room, wheu euteriug, horr horrors! she was utterly coufji to see the young gentlemau sh. recently bidden good night, silt; one corner with tho servant .': his lap. She gets les pay at iu place, but she has more J' i '''.'.' Sundry old ladies in D'i j-t that, from a careful estiuiai . , i eiago number ef Detroit giila v out each year ufter autuma K 400; tho uimiber who get any is 39; Ihe number who diac men, aud forget all about ! otil. )