f .ance to-ni;rht i ..ii i-i-r j ,u bright." "Only n lock of golden hnir,"' The iriAidon, smiling sweetly, said, A she laid it over the back of '"a chair And went to bod. A man iu Wisconsin gaved a young lady from walking off a bridge, and so far from being grateful for it, she mar ried hi uk "If I were unmarried," says tlio Rev. Dr. Murray, "I would take an amiablo sinner for my wife, rather than a jnappy-tcmpered saint." A little girl, learning for the first time, that "we are all made of dust," said, after a brief meditation, "Then the black folks are made out of coal dust, ain't they?" "My landlady," remarked a man, "makes her tea so strong that it breaks the cups." "And mine," said another, "makes hers so weak it can't turn out of the pot." "You wouldn't take rue for twenty, would you?" said a young lady, who lookel much younger, to an old bach elor. "Take you for twenty !" he ex claimed: "yes for life." "Why, Ichabod, I thought you got married more'n a year ago." "Well, Aunt Jerush, it was talked of; but I found th girl and all her folks were opp ed to it, and so I just gave 'cm all the mitten and let the thing drop." Two acquaintances meeting on a wet day, one greeted the other with : "Beautiful rain, this! Fetching thiugs out of the ground." Second friend(dis ccnsolately) : "Hope not, sir ; hope not. Got two wives there,, sir!" Little four-year old playing yitb. her dolls : "Now, you lay there, ray dear, and you lay there." Mother- "Why, Edie, you know that j3u't right; you should say lie. Uh,. no, mamma ; I m playing they are chick ens." -N- "What's tho dcrivation-of the word Yankee?" asked a principal of the smart boy on visitor' day. "Why! whin Johnny Hull tried to yank us out of our rights," replied the juven ile, "he acted in the capacity of the yanker, and the Americans conse quently became the yankees." A Boston merchant not long since telegraphed to Calcutta at five o'clock in the afternoon ordering the purchase of merchandise to the value of one hundred thousand dollars. The fol lowing morning at nine o'clock a re sponse to the order was on the mer chant's table, prices given, 'rates of .freight, rtc. A certain young gentleman with a vermillion uose, was tormenting his lady love about her age. "Just look at me," he exclaimed, "don't I look as though I was just out of ray teens?" "Yes," she replied, with a look of tri umph, "if you mean canteens." Since that time this couple have been . dritV ing silently away from each other. A school-boy was asked by his teacher to give an example of earnest ness. He looked bothered for a mo ment, hut his face brightened like the dew-drop3 glistening ou tho leaves of f he rose in early morning, as he deliv ered himself of the following happy Siought: "When you see a- boy ea gaged on a ruiuea pie till his nose touches the middle plum and his ears troop on 4he outer crusts, you may know he has got it." A Fort Madison man went into his cow stable the other day, and, by mis take, mixed her up a nice mash in a box full of saw-dust instead of bran Tho cow, merely supposing the hard times had come and they were all go- iog to enconomize, meekly ate her supper, and that man never discover d his mistake until the next morning, when he milked that cow, and she let down half-a gallon of turpentine, a quart of shoe-pegs, and a bundle of lath. - '. The sea is the largest of all ceme teries, and its numbers Bleep without monuments. All other grave yards, in other lands, show some distinction jL-ctwecn the great and the small, the rich and the poor, but in the great ocean cemetery the king and clown, he prince and peisant, are alike un listinguiehed. The sarao waves roll verall;tho same requiem by min frela of the ocean is suns' to their lonor. Over their remains the same tortus beat, and the same 6uu.d:iDcs m . 1 ft . t i i ad there, unniarKCJ, the weafc aud owerful, the plumed and the unhon- red, will sleep on forever. The way they came by the name o fuincy was this: Alter old man .dams not Adam, as it is generally ritteu was turned out of the garden J Eden, he wandered about, thia ighhorhood for some seven or eight tieaud Years, and as, by that time t country bad becoma thickly set 1. and cellar doors were invented old man was wont to sit on one of m easy seats aud relate to the boy f,vo or three hundred bis experience h that apple. After he had told story a few' thousand times it got ba a bore to his audience, and they, retaliation, ued, when they met i. i .... i ii.., i j, iu say now uuoui, iuui ijuiuuc, I the old man would roar out that a its not a quince, it was an apple, S feo oil" with the old yarn again, iuully he came to be called (Jinn daii.s, and the name has always l td iu the family, which U one s,!dw-:t in tho world. Boaton SQUARE GRAND PIANOS Retailed at Wholesale Prices. tGOOfor $280. 630 for $300. $70Of0r3OO. S800for330. THK "MENDELSSOHN" PIANO CO. i. YE STRUCK II VEU PAN Flticrat. Only One Trice for Cash, and a low one. .NO DEVIATION. AVc give no discounts. We pay no agents' eommissionH, which double the prices of all Piano. - Wo look to tho Tenplo, who want a first class Piano nt a fair profit over cost of manufacture. Wo appoint the People our agents, and giro thorn our Pianos as low as any agent can buy equally pood Pianos of any other manufacturer, riving tho People In a reduced price, what is usually expended in commissions, rout, freight, traveling and incidental expenses. The "Medelssohn" Piano Co. can Kelt you a 7J octave rosewood case Piano, 6 feet 10 inches long, with front round corners, carved lops, (serpentine and plinth mould ins, with improvements, including Fnllilron Frame, Over Strung Tlass, ,' - - ' Agraffe Trebls, and Vrench Grand Action, which only accompany tho best Pianos of me uiost celebrated makers, at tho very low price of 250, $275 or -$300, according: to stylo of case, or with four round cor ners and full agraffe for f'!50, and guaran tee them in every' respoct equal to any Piano made of similar style, or no sale. The "Mendelssohn" Piano is manufac tured from the very best materials, and by the most skilled and finished work men. The manufacture is conducted by one of the most experienced Piano manu facturers in tlic'0untrv. This is no new enterprise, turning out a poor and cheap piano, '.nado from green wood, and by ercene'. mechanics. - ' ' 1 Our Piano Is unsurpassed by any in tho mantel lor us rien ana powerful tones, and itR adaptation to the human voice in sympathetic, mellow and singing qualities. ii np;aKs ior useu. e are wining to place tt beaide any other make of Piano on its menu, either in beautv of caRe, or excellence of tone, and "at half the money" of equally good instruments. "The best tho cheapest" When it costs the leat money. All Pianos fully warranted for (lvo years, Send for our Illustrated and Inscrip tive Circular. . . ' ' 1 The Mendelssohn" Piano Co., Office of Manufactory, W BKOJLbWAY, 5T. Y, 0J,Y REJIEOY FOIt HARD TIMES. CHANGE YOUR SURROUNDINGS, All u' ii finrv TT" rnii Vorma . Ac noo t 1 1 Oil apted to the growth of iho Vine, where it is an established success ana pavs large profit. ' The land is also adapted to tho growth of Peaches, Pears, Apples ana small fruits: also Grain, Grass and Veg etables. ... .. . Manv Iiuii'iretl of excellent vinevnt s, Orchard and lYJfl3,'e,m ncSAe Seen. I The lo:ituon is only 34 miles fouth of PhiUdelplrfa, by Railroad, in a mild, de lightful climate, and at tho very doors of the .New York and Philadelphia Markets. Another iiailrOad ruus direct .to New York. Tho place 'is alrea.lv large, successful and prosperous. Churches, School, and other privileges are already established. Also, manufactories or Shoes, Clothing, Glass, Straw Goods, and other things, at which different mom bers of a family can proenre employment. - -It has been a health resort for some years past for people suffering from pul monary anections, catarrh, Ague, ana tie bility: manv thousands luiTe entirely re covered. . . .. ... v A new brick hotel has just been com pleted, 100 feet front, with back buildings. four stories high, Including French roof, and all modern improvement for the tdr comniodation of visitors. Price of Farm Land 823.00 per acre. payable installments, within the period of tour years. I u this climate, planted out to vine, iiO acres of hind will count fully as much ns 100 acres further north. ' Persons unacquainted with fruit grow ing can bscomo familiar with it in a short fine on account of surroundings. Fiva acre, one acre,, and tow n lots, u the towns of Lan Usville and Vineland, also for sale. Whilst visiting tho Centennial Exhibi tion, Vmelund can bo visited at small ex pellee. ; A paper containing full information. will bo Kent upon application to C HULKS iv. Ij.VMJIS, inclanil, fs. J., free of cost The following iu an extract from a dtw scription of Vineland, published in tho New York Tribune, bv tho well-known Agriculturist, Solon Robinson : All the farmers were of the "well todo" sort, and tome of them, who have turned their attention to tnnts and market gard cninir, have grown ri-h. The noil isioara. varying from sandy t clayey, and surfa gently undulating, intersected witb. feaall streaiyH and ota.sioiml wet incadowi iu which doH)sts of peat or muck aro stored, suiiicient to tertuizetlMwiioieupianatiur luce, alter it has bnvi exhausted of its natural fertility. It is certainly ons of the most extensive fertile trtu-Uj in an almost level jKwition, and suitable condition for pleasant frm- ing, that we know of this side of the West ern prairies. Wc found some of the old fc.'t farms apparently lust as profitably prodm:tive as when lirst e'eared of forest liny or a hundred yearn ago, Tho geologist woidd boon diecjvtr Iho cause of this continued fertility. The whole country is a marine deposit, ud all through the Koil we found evidences of calcareous bubstarnes, generally in the form of indurated calcareous marl, show jng many distinct forms of ancient sheila of the tertiary loi inatk.n ; and this marlv jnibstance is scattered all through tho Huil in a very coin minuted lorn-., and in the exact condition most easily assinimilated by such plants a-. Uic farm w dosircs t- Cultivate. . rai JOB WORK DONE AT Till? 'REPUBLICAN" OFFICE At tAe lowed oath price, neatly, prompt Iv, and in ttyle equal to that of any other cstdblishtnmt in the JUlrict. ' '. BUSINESS CARDS snow CARDS, VISITING CARDS, SCHOOLYARDS WEDDING CARDS, PROGRAMMES, INVITATIONS, BALL TICKETS, ADMISSION TICKETS,! Hr. I 4 i -i t :. i i m.i ... i ENVELOPES BILLHEADS, -. ..... . a . t r. LETTER HEADS, , M(rrfi HEADS, CIRCULARS, BLA.NKS, IP O S T E R S DODGEH9, IIANDBILI LABELS, A 11 ii tthi A DOUBLE THREAD LOCK-STTTCn MACHTNE. I . Mm I, r, IT maint ill the virtici r.f th! l.v;?t-Riimiin "DOMESTIC," iuUiiti( the Automatic lenftion, hiJi Ai mid i. I he lcl in -liMMHil!et am PAH-N r HAKIH.M'.H COMCAI. liKARlMiS t ixh the M;!iin and SiunJ. , Our nw nrt )i Mr;nr!:hl mrt Mi liril ' Machinery ami Tm! t our nm rr t In the buy tiiy "i Newark. Now l.zrtcv. Imv.! piven in a sit j mlart of M Ix'li AN IC M. KXCKl LENCR, .!iri.nuii .f Friction. Maximum of Uuit(iiiiy, anil rmje of WJtU, Merer litrrtufurs iu the icwi; Sif:luut amj. to this staTemf.nt and tiik'mAchixe itself W Invite th attenUon of all, eopecially these having high mechanicifkill or ebatrvatton. V. IS. All lch.i, fully vi.irrsincd. riOMEStlC SEWIPiC jV.ACHirJE CO., Nov "Vorlc iiihI diic-nfro. LfADlES..USE "DOMESTIC "-PAPER FASHIONS. BIXBY'S BLACKING. COMBINED. TOLIsn BLACKING AND , ?JiATIlJt Pill-SfllVATlVK ' Exnerts and Professional Uoot'olacks' in Now York, und all other larpo cities whore this Itlacking has leen introduced, ac knowledge its Fuperloi ity over till import ed of domestic UlackiuKs in use, tu on Elegant I'olihh and t'onserver of Leather. Bixby's "Best" Blacking: h:is n lied and Blue Labe.. Do not lc deceived hy ae cepting out ".Standard'' Iiln kin iu rliio of "Best." Thl Standard has the label lamped into the tin cover. . 'i'hw brand is made to couipett with otlYfcr American and French 'Bluekinus. but is ir. fnrior to our "Best." ' m Bixby's f'Best" BlackiiiR -will nave its entire cost in the wear of your boots and shoe. . . - i :. , "housekeepers mtY ." Baby's. French LaudryBlue, ' IN SIFTING BOXM. ' ' 1 TLa most convenient aiuf economical package, and the 'only comt)iue1 Rleseli and Bltieinj? Powder in use. i ; S. M. BIX BY A CO., i , , - . Manufacturing Chemists, ' 11 STos. 173 A 175 Washington St., N. Y. HIDDlLIi'f' MA'C(I'ETIC SOAP 1 : T The Clieapest Soap that can Iks nsod'fftr t . tho following reooiii ; f ; 0 -J ; I'st.-One bar will go iwiar as two. of uy ' other. , . 21. Only half the usual rirtAiing being - , retiuireii, thwe Is a-'.mwi'iijf of rnoco i than tho entire- cust of the Soap in ' labof alone. 3d. Tho Clothes aro itiade Kweet, fSean and white without Boiling or Hcaid- ing, thns all injury to them is avold , . od. Thero i a .saving in fuei tui hard work, and the washing is done ii about half thousual time. It is also Kuaranteol under a penalty of fifty dollars not to injuro tho clothes or lianas, and as one trial will enalje any person-to uncertain tho trutli of thwo Matcniontu, it would neve r pay the iro- pnetor to engage man extunsive hVKtoni of advertising and claim kucIi decided merit for his Soap unless1 ho' knew from jKinitive experience that it wu1d jnovo to oe in cverv resiicct wliat is claimed tor it. This Is also a superior Soap lor Toilet and Shaving purposes. v WARNER, RHODES ,fc CO., WnoLESALK Fasi'Y Gnoi Eus, tlcneral Agents, J ' OU . ' i Philadcluhiu, Pa, COUSUU of LOCUST A NINTH STH;, PHILADELPHIA, PA. - Convenient to all places of amusement and car lines in the city. No changes to and from tho Centenniul grounda. . Vol. Watson, proprietor of the Jlcnry House, Cincinnati tor tho past twenty years, aud present proprietor, hag leased tho liouso for a term of ytwy, and Jn'.s new:y furnished aud lilted it tliroughout. Ho will keep a strictly lii'st-clasn house, and has iiccnnimoilation for iiou guests. TVruiH only &i tor day. No bar has ever b'-cn kept iu the Henry House. u'-rwHl wiy lx k-pt at the Pc;- UAx. 'Jil "D'OSESTIC,1 w m - -iWfn V ' rW 7 Music IFas Charms I'll ICES REDUCED. THE BEST IN'THE'.WORLD ! WILL LAST A LIFE TJ ,E ! 45,00 0 (' THK ClvI.EIUlATi n 1BKI -.01 frit IN DAILY USE. A ' Stool 'fluif-l "Frer vitli each Organ, The best talent -in tb -ritntrv reeom- mnids thtro.orgaM.s, . Tho nicest and best. More r iho ni'-ney, ami gives better sat isfaction than any now made, tfl'hey coni priso t!;c . : Parosi, tl Sir 11 uslrated CatuloKue sent bv -mail. post-paid b) uny address, upon applica tion io ; . i. . ; , , B. SHONINiiEIlOUu'AN CO., , . 47 to H CiiBs-rxt'T St., 15 , N New Haven, Conn. 5- x o o u o c A u 2 g 3 a 7r f 2 a x J K ' C K , r. U. 5 W o ra o a o , c--e 5 o ?"2 40 9 'A s 111 o 3 2 You uu Save Money liy buyiijgyour PIANdS and OUUANS from- tho unileisigued Manufacturers' Agent, for the best brands in the market. Instruments shipped direct from the Fae t''y. C1IAJS. A. hllCLTZ, Tuner, iy L''ck box 1711, Uil City, r AMERICAN CYCLOPEDIA. NEW REVISED EDITION. 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