Is a I J GO ' B t. 9 DonoUGiiorricnns. -i w i?Mryff .Tcnr A. l)At.rt , 0Hnefmrn-M.. W. Uohninoti. fch A. farnpr, A. IX. Partrlihzo ,. W. Sawyer, . J. Van Oirnon, W. J. RoUCU. Juticea of tr. iVare D. S. Knox, C. A, ftaudall. (mfa' H. Rwstrnrrt Schatl .tHYtrtotHll. H. Mv, II. O. Pm- b, 8. llasirt, A. 14. Kelly. U. W. llob jiBOn, T. J. Vftft Oiphoik . , : , ''' FOrtEST COUNTY OFFICERS. Prttntdent JWdeL, T. Whtmom. .' Aof(ot JW- Jo. O. Dai.h, Kd kAUn KkrR. ' ' Ticasnrcrft. J. Rktt.wy. . Prothonntary, Jlrgintcr A Iltordcvt in, J. TV I CLARK. v i ,Shcriir3vTA HriAwif kY.l ' ' j!'T , CmMtVnrr 2r,t JtlC Itl.lfr,' ISAAC KteMhty .S'liwyiifmVuf-'-lI.' H. Btux.'K Syay. !"' . Di.itrict AttornryS. P. IrXvK -' xr!'. ax come. - " iu(ii .ftifiwiox-T. TV Civt.t.tun.- i I twiner- M. Ittki.; Jr. - i I (tovnfv v( Krfi'fOT Nirnor.Aii Tnowr- , I OK, J. It. NKIU,, IL A. ZOF.NDHf,L. . v 'pMmbtrof Ocnore Oko. A. Jksks. , - ' . i i r i . .. At$emhly J H. AflKW. Tim of Train . At TTONF.STA STATION, on and after July i, 1S75." ROUT If. . Trnlrt 22 lo:OZ a. in. .1 :Z7 p. m. wortti. Trt ES 10; M a. :24 p, 111. ni. Train 22, south, and "21, north, 'ar lt la! tlio other mo n'dninioiHMon frnlvtiln. Tlirwn tnilnH imlv nro JilIoWOil t" IHfTJVI f" IV V TV -1. .1,1 &rcy iii.s;c;ij;ofM. , ,r, . ; i 'I y ,On th Uiror PivUion i. "rivm Oi I City I - h riTr, auutli. , t- , . . , , ,( ); . ' LOCAL AND MISCELLANEOUS.; ' RvJT'. Klliot will 'prcncK hi tlifi i rsnyujrinn cnurcn on ownaay ncxi Meanrs. Her.j.V'aj, of Norritov, n, ud W. II. Miy, of Louisville, ICj., .Tr in lown, both in good henllh. ; .Kvfral of tlie chops trie J at tho 'Just lemi 'of cbrtrt live lieoti appealed 4 tho Buprem Court, and elays taken 'oii Jtrernl others. ' The courio of law and justice In jlow and sure ta disap ji()Tnt' one u1t or' Iha stiver. " 4-Mr" May'i health is out improve zing jriRierially-.r Ilis iroublo , with "si'Sfin tllHenn '6f the heart. .Ho has the Rdvaptago of a portd ci)8titutirtn which KR20..rn9y be the means of his re- i2Ljftr'Vft. place ttky tiLaw, - .- -' Franklin, Pal iJlKACTICU in -Uie-orat Courtn of Aro Crawfoid, Forest, ond mljoItiT t$ eumi(Hi. . ,", . XU-ly. r- fUOX7.aTA," TF.NS'A, C. F..i Mr 1 IIIUY,' pROr-iUBTOH. This hom U MnViallr located. KverytlilnR now and wll I'urnlnhmt Huporior ocfmin(iila Mrri1 strict attnbion Riven to guest. 'eUW) ti!1 Fruits of.aJl kimtn snrved la Uia'.r tini.' Ma.Yiplo room for Com ierJal Ajontn. , . ' '; " '' ' CF.rPvAL H0rJ3K, IfRWN RU'A 'ANKV - HTX)CIC. . V J .K"J--.r, rropiujlor, ' This i nw (, ml liAHjii-t. biion fttted up tor tho muod!iUou of tla public. Av p'u liou f lha piitriiis5 of tho public soijeitcd. 4 ty ' " ", z :;! vorEST house SA. VAHNIcrt Profriktt'. Opposito . vurt Ho.ivs TioiMwtm, Fa. Just Md. Evorvtiiin ew and clean and fiwh. The btt r Uijiiors keptt-onstantly lhHsd. A "portion (J",!i public patron- i-Tspect fully liOfir.ed. -4-17-1 v 5.r . . Ci coBi'trN, at: u, xt .SFJniKOX o:T..-rs hiii ii ti alio prt tft of 1' m'wt ( o. exiMisH-Htw ir xwoive . Yurit in C'irsii; tV) llUi.'-ii i 1 .J vi ... . .,.(., Mr. coburn va ; -.,'. linn. Ur. Co- hum ii!a'ij , Kpe:!!Hi ! i vuo irfcaxiiiPni TisroiU, l.iift'r and all other . .1 ; T r ..... in toMiratod all wcicniiiic mothods of cur- t'ltfti-OC or miffnnir uiseut-a. inmns itm diteasa and sel-:icd tho good xroin aU Kyrtoniff, hf will tmraritno rt'liof r actno in 'all tMixo K'iL-ve a euro is vos:lible- No ;liara,.' r C.n.suitutioii. All fooa will bo . OKr.r,ablo. Frol'ssHionul visits made at lioura. ' ri ties at a distauoe can con- 'su:i by U-ltr. tiiJro r.n.l lUsiidi'iieo Boeond rnuidms below tho Court House, Tionestii, Pik 1- drfv V.'i"!nrdiv and Sniimlaya. 2;"jtf M. . MA Y JSO. T. PJRi. A. B. t.LY. com, 03 "A. 1ST 1 ;TJ Cvrner of Elm t WulnntSU. Tloneata. Btuk of. Ii?iuttnd Deposit. ; ,U8rfliA inaiiMmalHnolMnetpi 1 to U -1 . . of tboU. fi, . ' 1 pojtts Colleotiobi Boiioittiil. 18-ly. TAXIDERMISTS. IKUS and Animals sUifl'ed aiulniovnt- i. .order. . A-'iri'.ial F.ycij kopf in My PIIK Olti-5 T M1..L. at Nebraska (Lacy 'X towu.) Foi wt county, has Jeeu tliwr- ughly overhuuleda'l refitted in first oidnr.and i nof running and doing all kinds of "FLOUR, FEED, - . AND OATS. iVi.tmtiy onhand, mid fold at tho very -: l tiae. re ' ii. v.-. Lr.rv:r.cn. I to: homo IV. ninl bear I election ci partire ini Capitol on on a i n very pKtnful nci J IIo was fclandiug f. dapot, talking to Norristown, nud p which was lyina it . 42. out, when a conl tr tft'cen him mid of mining it, ho ru end of the coal tra?ionc.;ta, could get to liia trt lis rau after it 1 :: the railing, to ' . manner was tin, the car, and l.r 1 . cd by the wlic ' him tak- n into telegraphed to aid. Io forty !. -and two o.wis?tu..; MIK() Of lUI'lililll! ni' t!."' tn-.vn lirnl nil! !. lunvn, thut (if .'i iioricni1" . ell In snake all . . h( !(, nil ?.,;,;;. !'.rl)nl'l- All I nsk .'i r Si root, I !'V Jacob il'.f rr:-n ! short tinso mi !...-' will prohhlj la hhla His wif we'it up to I r0 ' p 4 da' t-J tkc c.u : disability, . V hear of ti .id ac;..i. Bpcedily i vco cr f him d's; i 1 Kio iruiy w ic!)t and hoj1 from it3 cIFcci A. 1 . tSevoral of our lumbcro? been turni: their &ti6iiiion tinihor during the winter,? probahililitrs nro that a largl - Views of it will cn.Mc outou theeprj Q 'or. its iiiiuiti. mciu una A . 1 il... I i f friivau it tw mtir ii COUi'l i low. S j lAiia! rnauufaturJ-Ht,.tnK-,c low trrccs( pro'on0 f our.lurabet boon sending iwrgo rjuantititjEllY. ncrosi the countf' 'by- tea! "' City tnd Kdenburg; ah'dL N1R.'S reciovii'af coodl pricesi.i'oK I.aoy'tt ai)d thfl lied - 1.1-aUy leea .nakiDf 'nrietor ( ti.( !. liunncr & Cwrnw' I'ti :a iiunufacturins pretty !ur. ii fund flnill of tlioir t xhaiiHted in moving pff their mills, 80r that f. &i Wl 1 till KllOrt th la v J V J Oft Wedncsd ', liiteht atvlos party or parties fc . 1 . 2tf-tr. -" wiiidoV of-tho' ry . ' fe.v-rAr Walters sleep, & v" pants from' under f party or parlies 1 . ItHTAIL therefrom hi pocv contained $2.50. u,c'rr'' - -uofes iiud papers of i llaf wjstance'i of tho ensid Trails, Stove und Tinware. ... DELTISG 6F Alt SIZES CoiiKtantly on band, at low prices, Al4j ijatuufautiiiTrs of Smoko Staclc3I3reGcli!' AV" ell Cawing, . , ; SuG.y&O. 'V' FO U SAIiK OiioSeeond-baiul lea hor.s power Woodberry iStationary. Btilor at . II. G. TINKER & CO., " ,' . ': , , ;. ir,ciTY, pa r T H Z- L A H 6 EST T FURNITURE ESTABLISH HE IN THKOIli UF'ilONS! NT - J iciiler i n LRED CABINET AND UPHOLSTE FUR IT ST XT-RE! :K,N"A, FJtANKLix. - - - ri: Contdstina ot nk'ire, Pailor. Ollleo and Common FnriKrt Mattresses, PKJov.-n, Windof V fclmdeH, Fixt'.iVs, Look.- - - ' , i . lug plassea, .ito. ... f "for tho Also, nprcnt for Venanroeounty lilfi(l ami Celebrated Manhattan Spring 15eifaetured Combination Miittresss, maiiui roroonin, and for aalo at Di Vtirnlturo Wai anil neo 13th jtreet.-'peai- Jjiborty. Call f y - Kamplo Hod. Dr. J. L. Acorrb, In", who has PHYSICIAN AND 8URHKONem a bupo had fifteen yearn' espei'ioncef nttend all and HiieeeHsful praolico, will aN iru(( and Proli i-Kionat Calla. Olliee in bis I iouto, netr Uroetry Ktore, located ia Tidhl Tidioute lfoiue. - , ,k ' f joUND IN HIS STORK "WILL BIS iL.jj uor- A lull aMsortnicnt of Medlcine-f;.)as, 1'ainw, 'lVihaivo. Cicarn. KtatUmerv. tilitiiualitv. Mid llilii 1'nllnrv. V. .f'.AWVi,si tillaA will bo aold alYeasonablo rate-.' oxperinnoed nil. (;ii As. d. DA V. 1A1 New York, Phvsielan and 'DniKtiKt fiom 1ir' .-lptioiw ha.i charge of tho Hioi e. All I I J' piit up accurately. ,' mo ADVERTIT ural weoklie in lteiiKioun anu Airnciu S ioiruo on thu half-price. Send for catai ; , address List Plan. For Information, mco., tiKO. T. ItOWKLL t itow. N. Y 41 Tark 1 -ts to Old, A DVPU TISFRS send 25 eenta to-.n.., 1 P. Kowclt tfr Co., 41 Park Row, N. Wing for their F.iff hty-pao I'arnplilet, Hhowii ftnit i i 'yKST.A, PA., JANUAPV :). 1877. THE A. f.A'.M 3 JOCKS. I -,( . a.!,', inn,, s ; 1 On" the iorlhM!i i of the Cheat river, about tiro -'lin ; om thocor.flu encc. with tho' i --on j ihcla, there is a romantic cl-" n n1 the Alum Uocks. . The'Aio- t J.'ocks consist of a grand and imp. ; lcdo, several hundred J'ards i i ! "--th, looking down upon Ihe windir-;? liver from a. height of fully thr;Mi ' r.drcd f'C-.t. . The Icdce is r: r r.i irrc-ular, itbl the actiot'ld t i") i ! .-mcnts, or some chemi-j cal era r r (p-.ooiblj both) have eaten into it bx'-t numbers of cellular cavi ties, ns to j.r:.vo to it tho appearance of a hopcyco ; . The nmiu portion of the ledge !' of gray snudstone, through which r in veins of pure alnni; hence its r.n Si ,'.v Whe ; ": f 'elements in this part of Western l' nuaylvania were quite youbg, the 1,: f kwood3 people used to go to these r ks to obtain alum to bo used iucoL ; garments. It was at l ? romantic place that nn early settler met with a remarkable adventure. His natno was George Mitlan. H- was a famous hunter, fisherman iv Indian fighter, and fear ed nothicj: in tho shape of beast or 8atngn. ,i As. early as 1754, three brother tf the name of Eckerl in set tled naj tho mouth of Big Whitely crtck stream which empties into the Monougahela but in a fewjears, for soiri:s reason or other abandoned tht3 point, and moved to a place some miles u'ii the Cheat river, which they nr; ied Dunl-r-d JJottoms. in honor of tk4r rt'.iL'i' faith, and there set about. establishing a settlement. Growing short of supplies, one of their piumbcr, a doctor, took some iurs and vent east to a trading post, occu pying the present site of Winchester, Va, Ileturnini with his supplies, he Hopped at Port Pleasant, where he was not believed when ho stated that he and his brothers had penetrated so far west, through the wilderness. Vinallv a party of frontisrsmea ac coiapanied him among them George . Mitlau and on arriving at Dunkard -Btttoms, they found that Doctor Eck 'eriiii'a brother had been murdered and alped by Indians, and their cabiu urned. I After burvincr the (Vad. the party I'oleturncu to r on neasaui, uu cActpt- cAn'r Mitlan. who determined to remain i while on the shores of the Cheat, oud rltake a survey of the country.' He was much pleased with the locality, aDd after a few weeks he returned to Fort Pleasant: and endeavored to luduce soma of tho frotiersmen to eo with him and found a settlement. None would tro so far west, however and he determined to tak;, his family roiisistinor of a wife and two chil dren and establish a settlement him self on the shores of the Cheat, '-confident that others would follow within a year. lie did so, arriving in tho vicin ity of the Alum Koeks one evening in May, just. at sunset. . . They halte.d for the night on a, pla teau within ia .hundred yards of the rreei nice, find set about preparing, a plain supper.' Mitlan began to look about for Water aud, without knowing that he was so near the river, started in the direction of tho precipice. The Elateau was covered with heavy tim er, but lhro was no underbrush, so that he might go clear to the brink of the ledge without going out of sight ot his family. On reaching it, he stood some seconds looking down up;m the quiet river, and upon the wild scenery of the opposite shore. " " . r.The surroundings were of such grandeur as to arrest the eyo of any ne, ond for a moment George Mitlan forgot hi, errand.' , , ; After admiring the scene a while, ho thoucht of calliucr his wild to view it, and he turned on the edge of the prec ipice to do sv At the same luJtaut he heard her utter a 6tartled scream, and he was not long in preceiving the causa. As he turned hii face toward where ho had left his wife and children, he found himself confronted by two-large ludiails, with drawn tomahawks. They were decked, out with feathers, and their faces were covered with Btreaka of red and yellow war-paint. They were,",. iv feet from him, and must have be.vn concealed among the fibres in .the largo rocks which w'bcattered' about in great profu sion ou the top of the ledge, and they regarded the pttMtr wi;V hideous grius aud grimaces' as they saw him apparently in their power. The thought of tho .two pitiless sav ages standing between him and his wife aud little children" nearly paralyzed him for the moment, liravo though he was, and with stunning force it flashed upon his braiu what a horrible fate probably awaited them after the sava ce should have murdered him. Thev spranir foward, and oue of them aimeJ a blow at his head with hid ti'Ujahaw k. r i : 5 Jiiiian had his tiiio with turn, L it I tho danger had come upon him sosud- dentlr that ho hud no time to use it as an ofTuna.ve weapon;' but being at nc- tive ne a panther, he raised it qniewly, and very dexterously w.trded olP the I blow -winch otherwise must have clot- I en his-ekull. To ndd to the horror of his situation his 'wife ran screaming toward the scena of the encounter, and .the chil dren followed, fchrieking with terror." Another blow was aimed at him, which ho also barely warded oil". Deing pressed closely, lie took a step backward, in order to use his rifle, when to the horror of his wif he step ned over the brink, and fell to tho bot of tho precipice, which at tjiis ooint was forty feet high. l " " . m The exultant "savages then turned upon Mrs. Mitlan, who, crazed by the tate of her husoanci. as?anea inem fiercely with a hatchet, tho only weap on left her : but altar a strurrzle ot a fow seconds, they succeeded in over powering and' disarming her. lheir farst object seemed to oe to take her into captivity ; but when they had bound her hands, a di'icussion ap nnrentlr urns a helrrpen them. One of the savages was raving wildly, and he tv.iiitud t.n a ttlirrbt nit lift had receiv- ed on the cheek from her hatchet, during t'leir brief encounfer, aud sho surmieod that he was enraged tit it and wrjs demanding ner me. i t :i .' .n, o;tl ?n .t,;.. ,i finnilv tb Ann X IIU Ini BUViltCB mmou tvi"uil I fho was unhurt pointed to one or me children a boy of seven or tight years and said soraethinff that seemed to pacify hi3 brother warrior. . They then quickly tied the poor woman to a tree, and seized her fright ened childten and bound their hands Tho little girl, who was about six years old, they tied to the same 'tree with the mother ; but the boy they led to a small treo about a rod distant, i ii- . i- -.u l: li. placed h.ai, struggling with h.s back t,. it oml liia fiiea I nvrnrrl 111 rA. Mit lan. to it, and his face toward Mrs. Mitlan, bound him to it with t'lones of raw hide so tightly that he cried with pain then, tu the horror of the mother, they began to gather dry sticks and to pile them' about his feet. She saw now what their ', intention was. X ho were come iO: roasi ner little boy alive, before hei eyes, in re turn for the blow she had giving -one of them. As she realized this, she utterftd such wails of anguish as might almost have touched the heiwt of a wild beast; but the .savages only proceeded with their work, Stopping a inomeui, -iiaw and then, to Uunt her with hideous grins of exultuioii The dry wood was soon piled about th -nrp-min bov to a heiirhth of two r " J . " .ul icct, nuu uc. Mm Dr, fire, she, with one michtly 'cUbrt, brok - the with which sne was ueu anu . . r . . . . i . j i.i unou them, insane as it was. to fight ,i' M ...;tb h i.V. 1. nda klicill niw.. m.1 i So fierce was -4no onset that 6he Fprang upon the sa'vago who was uu hurt before ho had tiiuc to defend him self.' and fastened her hands upon his throat. JIc made, an eliurt to disen ca're himself: but she clung to him like a panther, and ho began ,to stag ger like a drunken man. But the other savage was at hand, and. with his eyes gleaming with the fierce passion of his liaiure, ho raised his tomahawk. It was a momeutof awful peril ap parently without the hepe of escape from instaut death. She saw him raia tho gleaming weapon, but inj.'ir. im,''? and uispair would cot let go; !. i on tbe throat of tho other , t . dodge the blow; aud there i - a fraction of a second betwL..:: i.V 1 eternity. ' " But the blow did not ' .'.u d r. poii' her helpless haad.' . Tim track of a rillo runs out not -fu rdf ; . tlie toma hawk fell harmless' to. the ground, and the savago reeled a few steps buck ward na l fell in a motionless heap. bullet had pierced t. his heart. "!UoU .litn!' llvld-hini R s::jud longer 1' called "ou! :a voice t!at pive the brave woman new cou.ra" v.ti.i new hope, and with all her strong' i. slu? Biited the cnorts of the Indian to dis- eniifo himself and hurl her from him. It was the voice of her husband, who, rilla in hand, came rushing upon the sceno. ' 'Now. le' him go ''-he tsjd as he rgachod th spot. . - Bhr "id so, leaping back to avoid a blow of his tomahawk, w hich he still prasned. and instantly he rifls barrel of the. pioneer descended upon his head with crushing force, and the sav age was stretched upon the grass, as inanimate as a log. .'. 'Oh, thank God thank God ' ex claimed Mrs. Mitlan, in a frenzy ot joy. at tho. unexpected deliverance. 'George t Georgol what has saved you? I thought ybu were dashed to pieeco over the precipice!' "It's a miracle that I was not," he replied, as he took her in his arms , aud kissed Ur for joy. 'Come, and $2 pku Ai-::'U3i. II explain it to you. They hastily released the children, then walked to tin! hcoho of the first encounter, and peeped cautiously ever tlie precipice. ' Wrs. Iitla mm '-'ni iremblm witu excitement, out uconre baa recoverea his u-iifil coolijbss "Dd you see that soft, miry placo at the foot of tho rock?' he said. 'Yei.-,, - Ycll, that's where I landed on my knees and I wasn't hurt a bit, I heard you and the children scream ing, and I knew tho rascals had given me up for dead, and turned their at tention to you. So, as quiet as I could, I hurried along the toot of the ledge, and found a place where I could climb up. I made it just in time to see that chap raise his tomahawk to strike you. In a second, 1 cocked my rifle and let him have it.' ' I Notwithstanding the peril attending their, arrival on the batiks of the Cheat, the Mitlans concluded to stay, and in a few years, having been joined by others, had established a prosper- oils settlement, which, happily, was nev- er subsequently disturbed by Indians, Eating Thirty Quails In Thirty Days ' ' " ' , '" It has been many : times-, -vigorously alleged that no person coula preform the seemingly simple gastronomic feat oi oasmg i.uiriy quaus m mu .t i ccssive days, wnai mere is aooui ., . , ., 1 I quail that makes me averago numau iymm' u,v, .... ...;r.... . - tion no one but an analytical chemist with a leanidir toward anatomy can 1 decide. 1 The quail has been esteemed j a great delicacy since the children of j Israel passed through the desert and 1 had their daily teast of the fowl not singly but in showers and me sacrea ... , i i chronicler fails to record mat tney were received with repugnance, and they were in the wilderness a mouth ann ten - uays. a usm ucb mmuui 80tnewJhere in the list 0f dishes ' . . . . 1 1 ' 1 I. ......... H. Ik.ll has been a most esteemed a lauure. Then why its indigestibility ? Where fore its biliousness ? ' The Chronicle is able to stats' that this feat, hitherto deemed impossible, has been recently performed by a lady resident of-Oak land, who, in a spirit of banter and on a wager of 8500 otlereJ by a humor- ous son-in-law, and fciuu guaranteed i I - ' nn4APfnAlr (ha foci" oy a imuuuua son, i not thinkintr it at all dithcult, decided to tuke the birds broiled, and ! for breakfast. AU went on well for some days, and it was. not until the ' pnd of two weeks that the matutinal - . . , rcnunlint. break. ri" - " r . r i a I ..1 l.. - ,.nl 1,1 Imv ril! riflmn t.n.- tfriri mat rcvoitiuir. ami uiu uuv,n. IVV''V'X:'".::: Ttie ,aaJ 8 a,u a"";'0"" r". "'rJl through a series or aaiiy-recunng ...j. fl.pmiprA fit, f dizz ness, 4"? V " u""::... .r , . . ... .inpmpii approva. o "J ""J" . t I m V I it nlni' m nrf I household. jui Mie y. " rare to renew the attempt O no! even for the sake of emulating the Israelites who lived on thern forty days and made no' sign. She is now in perfect health, and her bank -ac ..mint. 5a increased bv the money So hardly earned. San Fraiwsco Chroni cle, There are many singular facts about the transmission ot a message through'-the Atlantic cable. The ifo ini'il of Commerce has been investi gating the matter, and we gather from - When the electricity is applied to I I. 1 1 l , .,,1,1 r C n I second pass before auy effect is felt at the other end, and three seconua are consumed before the full foreo ,of the current is in action. 'Tho liral. signal is felt in four-tenths of a sceou-i," uut the following '-6ftf go thruuu wore rapidly. As many " - c.-a words have been sent ovi i Ati.itttic ca ble in oue ini. .to ; iiilcen caii usually be Feat und-i pressure, and twelve words a luinuie is good working rate. Messages of twelve words have been Ktutali the way -frcrj New York to Imidon in two minutes. A fact not " ... ,, Ijt. ,L.i j et explained by tU sc ent s U hat. electricity does not move us rapidly from New Yoik to London as in the opposite direction. The "U-t ;-.Q--' -t,.l r "tins up its views on'cftniaUvJi'V"ji!'! I' neunle were a littlo'jnore concernei: about the other burning over beyond where tho fire is not tfucuehed, where lifo is representsd as forever consum iug, but nevr cangumed it might be more profitable than to raiso such an uproar about the flames that lick up the' mere dust of mortality. The Corliss engino has Eot gone to t, ad stated in several newspa Hiat great creation of raechani th and beauty will stand iu ry Hall, and wheu removed is ...l-en to Providence. Rhode Is- to I- land, S he;' Whtll T it crime. - ,;ry auimotity don't 'i u lombttont. miud putt v u (VlO S -j "l.irp (lin O;ioMH!ll0 " iK' S'.UBro " no , . itir TWO . 1 1 0 r . n n i f iw s n ii.r i ; isc! I':-: i-y bvl. .quartprl men h 'iiuiMt be pnid for in n t vanco. Job work, Casli on Pelitery, A Hard Bombard . The greatest nmniu. :io;i that wa have heard of lately wr,3 u.-rd by (he celebrated Commodore Cop, of tho Monlevidiau r.avy, who in an enpago ment with Admiral , Brown, of tho Buenos service, fired every shot. from his locker. "What shall we do, sir?" asked tho mt lieutenant ; "we've not a single shot aboard round, grape, canister and double-headed, all gone." "Powder gone, th ?" asked Coe. . ' "No, sir got lot3 of that." ' "We had confounded hnrd cheese a . round Dutch one for dessert at tlin ner to-day, doa't you remember it ? said Coe. . "I might to ; I broke the carving- knife in trying to cut it, sir." "Are there nr on boaid ? : "About two dozen took 'cm from a drover." "Will they go into the 18-pounder?" "By thunder, Commodore, that's the very idea ; 1 11 try cm cried the first 'luff. . . - - ; And ia a fow niinutcs the fire of tho old Santa Maria (Coe's ship), which iwn ueadcu entirely, uow (puucut , nr.u Admiral Brown found more shot fly ing over, bis head. 'JLnrectly one ot them struck bis mainmast, and ns it Jj P0 i ecattered in every . direction, "What lhe devil '13 "that th ; enemy arc tiring r asKea irown ; dui noDoay could tel . . ' . ... ' uirectly unother came throUEU'lha near him j then striking tho bulwarks, burst into '-flinders . ; . .. aUu amcu iwu mmi By Jove! this is too niuch ; this is sorno new Taixham or other I don't like 'em at all !" Cried ' Brown. And then, as four or five rooro rums slan ' . -- ----- . t through his sails, he gave tho order to fill away, and actually backed out of the fight, receiving a parting broad side of Dutch cheese. This is an actual fact. - Our inform-" ant was the first.4ieutenant of Cot's ship. ..'..,. y.'i ,.,;. :-" . Mrs. Partington at Church. "What do you think will becocas of yeu? efti(1 r8 partingt0n to Iko, as th were j from churcjj. , . The question related to the young eman8 COndu"ct in church, whero IP... . i . he had tipped over tho cricket, peepea over the eallery. attracting the atten tion of a boy in the pew below, by dropping a pencil tied with a string, upon his head, and had drawn a hidei ous picture or a dog upu the snow white cover of the best hymn book. "Where do you pxpect to go to?" It was a question that the young ster had never before had. put to him quite so closely, and he said be didn't know, but thought he'd like, to go- up "I'm afeard you'll go down, if you don't mend your ways, rather than go - - . . up.; X oil nave oeen acting Tery du in meeting," continued she, "and I declare, I could ha'rdly keep from box ing your ears right in tho midst of the lethargy. You didn't pay n Interest and. I, lost the thread of tho sermon through ycur tricks." : . "I didrt take your thread," ?nid Ike,who thought islie alluded to tha string by which,.!' pencil wt. lowtr ed upon the loy, iuit was a fishing, line." . ' '. -: ' ' ; : t "Oh, Iiaac?' continued the, earnest- m r , t . . .1 lv.' "what doou want to ael.Ro.lika tho prubabla son fur ? Why'ti w' you trv and be like JJavid and iJcii.erono- merit. niy that we read about, and att in a repr?he""'hla manner ?" . V- - sVHi Theopueal was touching, and lk"V was silent, thinking of tho sling tjnvt David killed Goliath with, and woqJ dering if hccould mako one;j V Several years ago the wife of A!trr. zo Hayward, of San Franciaes, oh. taiued a divorce from her lmaj, and received from him a full half of bis property, then amounting ta many millions of dollars. Since the separa- tion his circumstances have undergone a ereat changa for the worss, and his oivorceu w ie nas repeaiouiv oucrea - ef iioD Aa he persistently retused to accept a contofit, she has altered her tack, and courted hira so warmly tbat thur -re-marriago is reported as soon to taka place. ' Ouo cynical littlo married woman, who firmly believes that all nieu were ', horn in sin, and are located for life iiuj their birthplace, says the reason mer y always look at tla iloor, or the wnl. or the rings ou their little 11-., when thfy talk to ladies, i3 becaua . they have so much, to conceal, and they know wjiucuJb bo natnjrtfl-mind-readers, and fear that' if they -bok them in the eyes they will be f und OUt. T An Klgin, III., newsiuncr hts this advertisement: -'Found -in 5. Luckskiu mitten. 1 f tuV ou her' will leave the other at this'tie he will greatly li;e the liiuler." ' r co-.t ol a n enr.rg