; i i 1 , """ " -t "Well," Said a mnn to m friend, "I'vo made up ray mind whero I shall ncml tho summer." "Ah whore V eagerly asked" his friend. "At homo 1" replied the other, pat ting his flat pocket-book gloomily. Then the friond acknowledged that "circumstances had also caused him to decide upon patronizing the same resort, though he wasn't quite ready to confess it." John Morrissey, tho New York prizo fighter, was GoTornor Tildcn's chief backer lor A'rceident in tho ht. Louis Convention, and John C. Jacobs of New York, . notorious protege of ' Tweed, was prompter of the temporary Chairman in addressing the convention and in making the rulings which shaped its permanent organization. Tho conjunction is a very instructive one. Human nature is indeed a curious etudy. A boy may ising "Hold the Fort" bo sweetly on Sunday that the very walls of Zion tingle with the pacred melody, and yet you wouldn't recognize him on week days when he comes tilt from swimming and finds out tkat some other boy has hopeless ly knotted up his Blurt sleeves and trowsor legs. A practical rural lady, attired in a black bombazine dress and an over grown bonnet, gave vent to her aston r ishment, when looking . at the laces displayed by Belgium, by exclaiming: "Five hundred dollars for one little handkercher like that I Why, one good blow would send it all to tat ten!" Gen. Sherman said, at a recent ar . my ; reunion, that he would rather march six times from Atlanta to the sea than encounter once the unspeaka ble horrors of a campaign against the savages on the frontier. The full force of his remarks are now appreciated. The use of the editorial "we" pro vails in the South, ai will bo seen by the following remark in - the Paris, j.enn., lnicuigenocr : xi wo escape the hog cholera this season, there will bo a largo surplus of pork next win ter." ' Curran's ruling passion was his joke. . In his last illness his physician re marked in the morning that he seem ed to cough with more difficulty; he answered : "That is rather surprising, as I have been practicing all night." "Does your Bister Annie over say anything about me, 6issy ?" asked an . anxious lover of a little girl. "Yes," was the Teply, "she said if you had . rockers on your shoes they'd make en oh nice cradle for my doll." A country girl coming from a morn ing walk, was told she looked as fresh as a daisy kissed by the dew, to which he innocently replied. "You've got my name right Daisy ; but his isn't Dewl" Foster, who was executed at War renton, Mo., tho other day, said he wasn't quite ready to die, but if it Tvould do anyone any good they might go ahead and hang him. They went ahead. Mr. Corliss, manufacturer and own er of the big engine, threatened to take it away if the Exhibition was opened on Sunday. And the big eu- fine works all the machinery in the all. , , "No, sir," Baid a weary looking man cn a street car to an individual by his side. "I wouldn't marry tho best woman alive. I've been a dry goods clerk too long for that." "Mike, and is it yerself that can bo afther tell in' mo how they make ice cranio ?" "In troth I can. Don't they bake them in cowld ovens, to be sure." Ilelmbold went insane, and now doctor Ayer is a lunatic It is too much strain on a man's nerve tissues -trying to euro everything for a dol lar. An Irishman having been told that r the price of bread had been lowered, exclaimed, "that is the first time I ever rejoiced at the fell of my best friend !" Never give a beggar a coin without looking at it. You might give nim a three, five or ten cent piece, and then you'd never forgive yourself. An exchange says : "Boys ought to be abolished." Terhaps. But after all, boys are the only material known at present to make men out of Some men keep savage dogs about their houses, so that the hungry poor who stop to "get a bite" may got it outside the door. Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circum stances, would have lain dormant. Deliberate with caution, but act with decision ; and yield with gracious cess, or oppose with firmness. An editor's epitaph : man who lied before, "Here lies a and now lies liere to lie no more. What is more beautiful and poetic than the child's idea of ico "Water gone to sleep," JJlows ara iarcasm; turned stupid; wit is a form of force that leaves the limbs at rebt. Three Pies id i! lit .j died on the Fourth of July, Adams, JeifeiMon and Monroe, SQUARE GRAND PIANOS Retailed at Wholosalo Prices. SOOOfor t2SO. SGOOforOOO. 700f0r 300. ?80OforS330. Til 13 "MENDELSSOHN" PIANO CO. HAVE 8TRVCK ' iiAiti rltx riticiftj. Only Ono Trice fur Cash, and a low one. no Deviation. Wo givo no discounts. Wo pay no agents' commissions, which ilou bio tho prices of nil rianos. Wo look to tho People, who want a first clnsa Piano nt a f;iir profit over cost of manufacture Wo appoint tho People our agents, and giro them our Pianos as low as any agent can buy equally pood Pianos of any other manufacturer, giving- the Teoplo. In a reduced prico, what is usually expended in commissions, rent, freight, traveling and incidental expenses. The "Modelssohn" Piano Co. can oll you a 71 octave rosewood case Piano, 6 foot 10 inches lonp, with front round comers, earvod lops, serpentine and plinth mould ings, with improvements, including Full Irou Frame, Over Strung Bass, A graffo Treble, and French Grand Action, which only accompany the bost Pianos of tho most celebrated makers, at the very low price of $200, $275 or $300, according to stylo of rase, or with four round cor ners and full apraffo for $150, and guaran tee them in overy respect equal to any Piano made of similar style, or no sale. Tho "Mendelssohn" Piano is manufac tured from the very best mnterials, and by the most sklllod and finished work men. The manufacture is conducted by ono of the most experienced Piano manu facturers in the country. This is no new enterprise, tun ing out a poor and cheap piano, made from green wood, and by ereener mechanics. Our Piano is unsurpassed by any in tho market for Its rich and powerful tones, and its adaptation to the human voice in sympathetic, mellow and singing qualities. It speaks for itself. We are willing to place it besido any "u "1IWI.O oi t jkiio on lis merits, eitber m ueauiy 01 case, or ecellenco of tone, and "at half the money" of equally pood instruments. "The best tho cheapest" When it costs tho leat money. All Tianos fully warranted for fl vo years. Sond for our Illustrated and Inscrip tive Circular. The "Mendelssohn" Piauo Co., OClco of Manufactory, 0 U CO BROADWAY, N. Y. OXLIT RE3IEOY FOIt HARD TIMES. CHJNGE YOUR SURROUNDINGS. All it-ftnf fn( T?tnlf T?aci A,t.,11 apted to tho growth of tho Vine, whero it is an established success and pays largo profit. Tho land is also adapted to the growth of Peaches, Pears, Apples and small fruits; also Grain, Grass and Veg etables. Many hundred of excellent Vineyards, Orchards and Farms, can now bo seen. 1 Ho location Is only 34 miles south of Philadelphia, by Railroad, in a mild, do lightful climate, and at tho very doors of tho New York and Philadelphia Markets. Auuiuur ivauroau runs uircet to JNow York. . Tho place is already largo, successful and prosperous. Churches, Schools, and other privileges aro alroady established. Also, manufactories of Shoes. C'lothinor. Glass, Straw Gok1s, and other things, at which uinerent mcniDers of a lamily can jjrucufo employment. ii nas ueeir a ueailn resort for some years past for people suffering from mil monary allbetious. Catarrh. Acruo. ami do bility ; many thousands have entiroly ro- A now brick hotel has lust been com ploted, 100 feot frdnt, with back buildings, four Stories hiirh. including French rtw.f and all modern improvements for the ac commodation or visitors. Price of Farm T.nn1 S" Aft nn. payable installments, within the period of jour years, in una climate, planted out io vines, acres 01 land win count fully ......... i . i .. mum ua iou acres iunner norm. Persons unacmiainted with fruit crow ing can become familiar with it in a short timo on account of surroundings. Five aero, one acre, and town lots, in the towns of Landisvillo and Viucland, also r salo. ' Whilst visiting tho Centennial Exhibi tion, v ineiana can bo yisitod at small ox ponso. A paper containing full information, will be hont upon application to CURLKS K. LANDIS, Viuolund, N. J., free of cost. The following is an extract from a de scription of Vinelaud, published in the New York Tribune, bv tho well-kuowu Agriculturist, Solon Robinson : All tho formers were of tho "well to do" sort, and somo of them, who have turned their attontiou to fruits and market gard ening, havo grown rk-h. Tho soil is loam, varying from sandy to clayey, and surface gently undulating, intersected with small streams and occasional wet meadows in which deposts of peat or muck aro stored, Buflicient to fertilize the whole upland sur face, after it has boon exhausted of its natural fertility. It is certainly ono of the most .extensive fortilo tracts, in an almost level position, and suitable condition for pleasant form, ing, that wo know of this side of the West ern prairies. Wo found some of tho old est forms apparently just as profitably productive us when hrst cleared of forest hfty or a hundred years ago. Tho geologist would soon discover the cause of this continued fertility. Tho whole country is a marine deposit, and all through tho soil wo found ev idences of calcareous substances, generally in the form of indurated calcareous marl, show ing many distinct forms of ancient shells, ol tho tertiary formation ; and this marly substance is scattered all through the soil, in a cry comminuted firm, and-in tho -xa. t conuili-m most easily asslmmilatod by such plains as the fanner desires to culuvat... jj 8m JOB WORK DONE AT THE 'REPUBLICAN" OFFICE At he lowest cash prices, neatly, prompt' ly, and in sfyle equal to that of any other establishment in the District. -tot BUSINESS CARDS, SHOW CARDS, VISITING CARDS, SCHOOL CARDS WEDDING CARDS, PROGRAMMES, INVITATIONS, BALL TICKETS, ADMISSION TICKETS, M03nTIILY STATEMENTS, ENVELOPES BILL HEADS, LETTER HEADS, NOTE HEADS, CIRCULARS, BLANKS, POSTERS. DODCKKS, HANDBILLS LABELS. SIJIPriNG TAGS, &c TUB ill "80IHSTIC, A DOUBLE THREAD LOCK-STITOU MACHINE. 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Exports tuid Professional Boothlacks iu Now York, and all other large cltios whoro this Blacking him been introduced, ac knowledge its stiperiority ovor nil import ed or doinoatio lilackinirH in vsto, ps an Klogant Polish and Conscrvcr of Ijcathor. MOTICE. " Bixhy's "Best" Bhickins: has a Kod nnd Blue Label. Do not bo deceived by ac cepting our "Standard" Blacking in 'place, of 'Bust.' Tho Standard has tho label stamped Into tho tin cover. This brand i.s mado to compete with other American and French Blacking, but in inferior to our "Bost." Bixby's "Best" Blacking will wxvo its cntiro cost in tho wear of your loota and si toes. HOUSEKEEPERS TRY Bixby's French Launclry Blue, IN SIFTING BOXES. Tho most convetriont and economical package, and tho only combined Bleach and Blueing Powder in use. S. M. BIXBY A CO., Manufacturing ChomistH, 11 Nos. 173 & 175 Wuhhington St., N. Y. 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