of caicliing his respectable, hi'sti mind
ed young J'riend, the old follow got
nabbed himself. In Ihct be got caught
in bis own trap. Wasn't it "
"Gfet out of my house, you young
scamp out with you, you repro
bate?" 'But, uncle, when I come
back, mayn't I bring Lizzio with rue,
and see and participate in your new
and deep felicity?'
'If you'll bo decent, .you daring
young villain, you may bring the
queeu of slatterns herself; but beware
bow you offend me! 1 can't bear
eferytbing and I won't! I won't pul
up with it I I'll I'll kick you out
of doors, you ungrateful traitor 1'
After this eflarrejeonce, Uncle
Jerrv'a soul settled down La ft rlea i
placid calm, and when Lizzie Brown
finally appeared before him, be actu
ally kissed her, and said she was just
the girl for his rascally nephew.
And, in a few weeks thereafter,
Uncle Jerry had a wedding party.
He was married first, and then sat
clown and saw Jack married.
'There,' said the happy old fellow,
after the thing was all over, as he ap
proached his nephew and handed him
paper, 'there is something to make
up for the Joss yon haTe sustained in
letting me rob yon of the best woman
in the world.'
Jack opened the missive and read
it with tears in his eyes, for it was a
certified check for twenty -five thous
and dollars, with a little not attach.
ed, saying that if he behaved himself
oe mignt at some luture time have
more. -
Scene at a Brooklyn wedding
breakfast. Company all seated about
the table. A pause in the general
conversation. Happy husband ta his
wife's seven-year-old sister at the oth
er end of the room : "Well, Julia,
you have a new brother jjow."
Julia: "Yes, but mother said to papa
the other day that she was afraid you
would never amount to much, but
that it - seemed to be Sarah's last
charJCO." IntenM niloncn fni a mr..
raent, followed by a rapid play of
.uivea inn loras.
A young gentleman got neatly out
out of a fine scrape with his intended.
She taxed him with having kissed
two young ladies at some party at
which she was not present. He
owned up to it, but said that their
united acres onlv marla innm.nn
The simple-minded girl thought of
ten aou eleven, so laughed off her
ponL He did not explain that one
was nineteen and the other two years
of age. Wasn't it artful r
It was like the song of some won.
derful bird, and it made the air shine
after the sound had died away ; and
yet it was just the remark of a brave
young man who walked past me one
day, arm-in-arm with a companion :
"Depend upon it, Tom, St. Edmund,
of Canterbury, was right when he
eaid to somebody, 'Work as though
you would live forever; live as
though you would die to-day.' f
He had made a hearty meal at a
restaurant, and, rising up, ho said to
the. cashier: "I declare, if I haven't
forgotten my wallet.". The cashier
fired up and hurled big words at him
for full three minutes before pausing
for breath. When a chance came the
stranger continnued : "But I have $50
here in my vest pocket." The cashier
couldu't smile to save him. :
- A Correspondent of the National
Baptist, of Philadelphia, tells a ro
mantic story of a young? man named
Randall, formerly a ftsident of New
York, who was captured in Syria by
the Bedouins, married . a sheik's
daughter, and has converted her and
Other of the tribe to the Christian
faith.
"How wonderful are the works of
nature !" have the Vig:lants of Den
nison, Tex., remarked five times du
ring the past ten years, as they have
led gentleman charged with finding
horses that nobody had lot, under
two trees joined by a horizontal limb.
An exchange astutely "rmarks:
"Boss Tweed has escaped from
justice." if Boos Tweed desired to es
cape from justice, he should have
stayed in New York. Outside of
that city he is likely to run into her
arms at any time.
"No George," she said in response
to his question, "it is not true that
a string of new belt buckles in a shop
window would make any woman lose
a train; but," she added musingly,
'sometimes she might have to run a
little."
Ned and Zack are sad topers have
been sad since 4th of July last. Ned
told Z. his nose was the last rose of
Bummer. Z. retorted, " 'taint blooming
alone." They left a deal of grouud
plowed up, and both noses are poul
ticed. r
"How are ye, Smith," said Jones.
Smith pretended not to know him,
and answered hesitatingly: "Sir, you
have the advantage of me." . "Yes I
suppose so. Everybody has that's
got common sense." '
King George of Greece has laid in
ten bushel ofAmerican waluuts, and
is preparing to blossom out next
spring with as many boils as any
king ever had.
A Yankee editor, observing that
"the census embraces 17,000,000
women," aka, "Who wouldn't be a
census?"
JOB WORK
DONE AT THE
'REPUBLICAN"- OFFICE
At the loused oath prion, neatly, prompt
ly, and t style equal to that of any
other establishment in the District.
BUSINESS CARDS,
SHOW CAUDS,
VISITING CARDt,
SCHOOL CARDS
. WEDDING CARDS,
. PROGRAMMES,
'..
INVITATIONS,
BALL TICKETS,
ADMISSION TICKETS, " ' .
MOSTHXY STATEMENTS,
ENVELOPES
BILL HEADS,
LETTER HEADS,
NOTE HEADS,
CIRCULARS,
BLANKS,
POSTERS.
DODGERS,
HANDBILLS,
LABELS,
SHIPPING TAGS, Ac.
CALE
V -v - -v-
STANDARD
Fire and Burglar
3 27" 353 JS
Counter, Platform, Wagon & Track
Scaa for Price-Mat. A genta Wanted.
Marvin's Safe Co.,
265 Broadway, New York,
721 Chestnut St., Phila.
PENNSYLVANIA CEN
TRAL 11AILROAI1
ON AND AFTF.K 11 P. P. Sunday Mnv
1. 1870. Train arrive nt ami liu'vn tlio
Union Depot, corner of AVashlnton and
Liberty street, as follows:
AH1UVK.
Mail Train, l.:i0 a in j l'nst Line, 12.12 a
m i Well's accommodation No. 1, tl.20a m
Urintou accoiiimodirtion No 1, 7,"hI. a liu
Wall's nnoiiniil(Mlntiiin K u r.-. .
. . t.rn.i.ivil VJ ... f.VU 111 J. III-
cinnatl express 9.20 a in j Johnstown ao-
I'lMiiiiuninuon ju.;iu am; itratnmck ac
commodation No 1, 7.00 pin; rittsburL'h
express J. 80 p in; Purine express 1.50 p in;
Wall's accommodation No .1, p ni j
Homcwood accommodation No 1,11.0ft p m;
Wall's accommodation No 4, 6.50 p ni ;
Itrinton accommodation No 2, 1.10 p in ;
rt ay i Knsunjjrr iti.zu p ni.
DEPART.
RmitliArn nriirMo K OA a r T....;rtA .
press 2.40 a in ; Wall's accommodation No
1, 6.30a m ; Mail Train 8.10 a in ; lirinton's
tu-i-iMiimouLuun u.-ua in; iirniUiocK s ac
commodation Nol.fi. 10 p m; Cincinnati
express 12.3.1 p m ; Wall's accommodation
V ' 1IKI I. .I,n. ...... ,.!...! ..
- " .i. , u .... ..-.,. ... utll I II I lit lot
.Oft p m ; Homewoort accommodation No
1, 8.60 p nij Pliiladolpbia express 3.fil p m;
Wall accommodation No ri,;l.u,"i p m; Wall's
accommodation No 4, (i.or. p in ; J'aut Lino
7.40 p in ; "Wall's No 5, ll.uOp m. ,
' The Church Trains lcavo Wall's Station
ovrrv niinuay av v.m a. in., reaciiintr fltta
ourpn at llt.osa. in, Koturnina lcavo Tilts
blirirll at I2..V)ll. ni.. ami nrrlvn nfe VH'i
Station at 2.10 p. ill. - M
Cincltlllnti pvmwa Imum A nil t-
ern exproHt) daily except Moniay." All oth
er Trains daily, excent Snndnv.
For further information apl'y to
V. ir ni'fk-wiTir
Tho Pennsylvania Pailroad V'oinpariv
nill llotflHUlllim mnv Dlulr lt....rarn
copt for Wcarinjr Apparel, and limit tlioir
runnnKim ir.v to fittn Ill1.1nll Ttrl!iu
,i V v ....... - jn
uo. All bntiaire exceeding that a ount
i. .uuic iu no .11 nil? riK oi mo .'nor
unieHs taken by Npecinl contract.
A. .1. CASSAl
General Superintendent, Altoona Pa.
riTTSBTJIJOII, rv.
, , '- 'ij a i ai 1
Muz3le-Loadinff Rifloa, full or half ntk
" v-, ri", V-M, ItllU Cii.
ID Oil hi Plflna ami Cl.f n,. -ii 1
-.-ji waua, -n iwr uvor
and under, oroide byKidcyujd at ull prices
lrom S iO to foo. . .
Blnarlo-Earrol Shot Gum for fneii or
i1.?' ch BlJ and durable. All prices
Double Barrel Shot G uns.
Our fiflv dimrrnt stylos, nm io of Iron.
London Tu-Kt r ii..i...i.i r f
J.lmllull;Ul1,vl , I'JWUiUi-
kvi, aii NizpB, tor men and hoys, t prices
vr:?," l" u f"J-
PiSTnT.s
in variety from fl.OO to $8.00. '
REVOT.VRRS
4, 6, 6, or 7 shooters, of every kind, at nil
BREECH -LOADING RIFLES.
vinciie.iter Improved IS shooter, llest
ong range gun in mo world, l'riuo only
Sharp's Celebrated Breech-I.oadin"
v i 1 1 it.
ltcmilli'lon ltrnr...liT T:. ...
i . " ..-rtui; AbJlll,- HI
Wieason'a and Stephen's Pocket RlSes
usim? metal eartridnos, ut S12, fl.- ami
oreecn-Loaaing bnot uuns.
Tim Dexter Single Uarrel nreeeli Lead
ins Shot Gun, UKinirRrasHshclls price j--o
Stephens' Jl. I,. hc Gun, f id.
Doulilo Parrel Ilicccli lAjador,ol'MooiV
Dean's Woodhill's, Oreeuen's, Richards'
Hooot's and other line mukos, at ull prices!
lrom ti',o to $300 each. . '
Semior l'ricc List to
J. If. J0IIXST0X,
GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS,
2S3 LII1EUTY STKEET,
PITTSBUliGII. lV.,
and statb tliat saw thia "advertisement iu
lUK toKKNT IltPUULICAM.
iTAK01'I.cTI wia hur or t" lo for
Army ltiilcs.t'ui bines, Ruvolvers, Ac. i'ur
priwssee Catalogue.
Orders by mail roe'eivo liromptattention.
OooUa scut by exproas to any point V. O.
D., lo be examined beiore paid lor. when
retiuutiled. ' i(i t,-
You t'on Wave Moury
iiv lilivlnir vnup PI 1 wnj .... i m..",
from the undersigned Manufacturers'
-.hu.,v, ...i Hie ncsi i.raiuis in tho market
lU4trUllltllts Hlni.i.i.il ..i .l
torv. CM as a kiiin TV hi
........... i inner.
i . i -
Iniiainisc Itciliicttosi to Suit the Time ! 1
M the Wholesale and Retail Piano and Organ1 Emporium of
' ' -fH '
:mw ' -
;'. t r.y., v.-;,, . ; . .
.'-"'--!
. '
t 1 .i'1..t-c-:- ' ,. it -J
t!:?. f-.'-.' - rh:i h.c
S. HAMILTON &' CO., 77. 5T AVE., PITTSnUJlGU, l'A
OUR MOTIO IS AND HAS BEEN
QUICK SALES AND SMALL PROFITS.
anu i t il Li' Tw niv '''"'""s ' V,0,,rI,' i "rpui- l"v" b on
'n , , ' CABINET CASES, '.'.:.,
Uouble Reed, 4 Stop Organs, Regular Price, -fm.oo.at s:.oo
-
nun, . fULL XESOXAXT CASES,
Double Reed, 4 Stop Organs, Regular Price, $l(X.oo at
5 " . " . XTo.OOat
22 sets Reeds 6
Vox Humana
Viola
3 " 8
TI inito Onrsaiici ai- nil t!,.i:.i i,
t!!er k - o! I ow . M.i .'.rr''., ' " "V
ii.inS is of the very bend kro all 1
WILL 111S SOLD AT TIIU RAJ1E KATES Or DISCOC5T.
11 l',nw l,u il?sirol, we reuuire notes with
Address for Catalogue, and slato where you read this notice
feblT 14m
O ARP'ETiS!
CARPET .SOUSE,
SHRYOCK &
Wholesale and
."Foreign. & American Oarpeliiig's,
rnttings, Oil Cloths, 'Window Shades, Lrvco
Curtains, Lambrequins, &o'.
SPECIAL l-uyTJtACTJ AfAPK JX FCJlXJSJlJjmj
CHURCHES, HOTELS, AND PUBLIC 23UILEIIIC3.
SHUYOCK &
Mammoth Carpet and House
23tf
S3 SATtrlPI F FHr P'""1 bi.T li.y to
ZZ w "T ' iinileandienialo
evorywlicrc. Adilre,M 'II, I u..i.
Co., Newark, N, J. Vj A "u
Tlva Republican O.Tice
rr.VVH .mi. hbuitly on hnti.J a laro as-
V Ki,l lliiBtlt Of l'.!:n,l.- 11. il ...
KubpaMias, UarranU, Silnini'.ina, .C,'." to
botw!i.-'i,.aii-.,reR.l
loo.uu at Uit.O!)
VZ.00
Do.00
' 100.00
JS.'t.OO at 105.00
215.00 at 125.00
275.00 at 1G0.00
. ..
an J ( rv' " of Solid Walnut. Nei-
uiuru'v Z
rood security r'u i. ' I? 'XJ ...r'
S. HAMILTON t CO.,
77 Fifth Aw.ue, J.'ittsburgh, 1'tt.
WEADViLLE, PA.,
DELAMATER
Retail Dealers iti
DELAMATEH,
Furnishing Establishment,
DOUBLE YOUIt TRADE.
PrUdKists tiicccis and. Dealers! I'uio
lui.a and Juuau 'J'eus iu bt aled imekaires
Kciew t,, eana, boxes or , , he,N--:'C17
prices, Kcnd for cir -ular. -J ho
v.r.a':J",i,ry' 'M Vuium Bt'ls
-'CLOTHING 1
Host c lotiir ;
Host JSaltc!
The iiilcstlon In tlien hard tiiui'H Is nut'
only "Wliat sliull wo do for tfrub t i ea.7 '
but
"WIIK I ? RW 1 TT T A 1 ,
SHALL WE BE CLOTHED?' '.'
It is n notorious fu t that In most t nvim
nml rities lound ii'x'iit iih, clntliirjt ni.i.ui.
to order Is not sol. I iu accordance to (lie
depreciation of oilier no. 'cm. mi ics of
There Is, however, nu honorable rvpl
linn ti mid ni ilin iw t'k.n!i nr
VIKi:, JUrrt liniU Tailor,
TIDIOUTE, . PA., '
Who imikes elntliiiiK of tho very Ijcil klrnl
liti guaranti ed, lrom '
25 to 30 Per Cent. Below
the prli rs of oll'.er drillers In this part of
the count it,
WHY IS THIS THUS? -v
lle ati'v 1st, Mr. Wi.ic pyi no laruo fit' '
urcs for rent, hm ho ) us llio liuil.linn lii
occupies, 'jd, h diKMi'l psv a cutter
f'.VHI to .IIHNI a year, but tl es Ids own nil.
tinjr, and in not excclli d in tkis lino in
Western reinivylviuiiii, lin buv
clotlis lor envli, thus ircttliii; a re lm-tlon on
ordinary rate. 4Hi lie si lis for casli, ur.il
tllliM has uo 1-Rd dclitH to make Up.
'Hie J'aie U ,V'k', f.om t'ds place to Tiil
loute, nud at ti'e piesent linn , you can no
up in the inoruiu and bu. lv nt" :i :t0, hnv
imc thrvc hucs iu ridicule . selecl your
cviods and leave your nrdil's. 'r t
liivo him a trial, and you will not onlv
save money, but will iriit perfect Ills, ttud
any styie or quality of clu'.h yon want, v
Kemeintwrjlin name and ilar,
" lX ' N. WLsli, Tidiantc, J'a.
WATTES COI'CEKTO & CP.C1IESTRAL
ORGANS"" "','', wciiixiiui m
r-r tf., Mir
I. ' j t jilitut il In kiit r
i ' V : .VSWIt. 'l-i.iiiMi?itf(M .
-'iM ll lli'icil, . Kf.
e-' ..f .i.. t. irnivr
. , U lit 11 1 Hi ri MM l
-; . j i i : iv;.i.tii. ,. i ti.
t a Vi l ii n ' I.'.' it i ii x
OIC'R U m'f tlllli r'l,,,. on
mt is. tsat mtUltf ii fA-l - ii Siitiaa
WATERS'
NEW not.LK
, i PIANOS
' artrf vrwiLi iiv
rr i a (
laelnf Him
in all nmlrtn liiri 'ins.
"i mi i muni lanup, i lies
Ontsniiim' lftlunis nrr t a rra n tl fm
!'' i'ritw r tlrrn-.ciy tnw sw
rnh it arl t-Hsti, nn.t lnlniir'M
niviithlr ' u.trljr ixinmnu,
i kri-oictl-fiaii lv;scr i men is iHkiia im
'. ntlmn, ,(i!J l,AT 4 N l I i'.
is iS; it rti:, - au riTt
.XYAiVI Ar DUTf Ijlgraiij t unulT
a Ur i1. ol a nil. In. A laro tia
"T
' Htc ' 1 ml a n i' r.ir.i ri'Ci k. .v i.iA" " '
IUtC i; 'A'I ItH A. UUf,
41 Braaawny anil is Mot en f( W. I",
Testimonials of Waters' ! riunosnn'!
". Organs. '. :" . .. ;
"Waters'. Ciuicirto 1'axlnr- (riiun nos
Kckmcs a beautiful mid I'ccullarly sort tune. .
The C'nneeilo Htnp is, without tloubt, tl.
bet ever placed in an v ori.iui. it i j-j-o-dnci
d by an extra set of reeds, ieeitlliii'iv'
M)idj lrom wldi li tlie ilccl U mi st '
clinimii't.', nii its imitatii.n t tlm huiran
voice, is Uiirb. I'ur awevliua of totia
nod on lickti;d eilccls It has no eijual." :
S. Y. J iiutn. . ... ji
TJio f'nueprt) i'srlur Oran 'in onie-
Uutni entiicly unci it is a bi MMtit'td jcrh r .
oriifinient, jiossvstps a ewrvl and pirvr-
ful tono is a jiiost coniui'.Mii1tillu itivtu
lion ami ho!,s a l.iuli Ihch in public la
vor." .V. )'. J.intnti JXmt.
. At Oiu-ii kstra in tih PATti.oa.Tim
urclieitial onjau is the iiiinic. f a new rrnl
orfrun receiit!y,nnnouiiiTl bv Horace Wa-
tcrs A: Sun. "'J'he in:-ti unn'ia liiKea tiiia
imiue from lis recently invented on lu s-
Ulll StliJI. 'l Uli Voii il. (if lliis js )iSll:Br,
)nilui ui! Hie ctl.i -t of a lull 'Mint con
tra !tn v oi v. 1 1 tinesl ciireel is product')
hcu tiie htoj.s iire liiMw n, o that an nr
chcMni! elli ct is Kiven, The rase Is uuiqua
and inalios a hauiisomo mticlo ( furni
ture.' .V. 1'. Au;l, '
The Wntera Pianos a to known asamnne
the very biisf. We, ar enubLid luKpvakuf
tiiesn instruments ith rnnhileiiiv, lnuu
personal knowledge. Y. JV ilcangetM. '
it lv
5 ftm
Dr. .1. alkcr'a Calif'onti:! Viu.
fSi UlUcrS nro a purclv YoKeUbl
liicpaiiuion, mado cliiuily from tlio na
tive: herbs found on tho lon er r.-intrns of
the Sierra Xavmla mountains of C'ulil'i)r-
r.ia, tlio medicinal tiroiKirties tf liic!
' ate extracted I'.icrefroin wltlmut tlio uso ,
of Alcnliol. Tlio question is almost
daily Tiskud, "What is tho cause gf tlio
unparalleled success of Vi.'.'kuau lin.
TKitst" Ottr nnsner is, that tlioy reniovw
tho cause of disease, and tho patient ri
covers his licuitb. They aro tlio great
blood purifier and a life-giving principle
a perfect licnovutor und jfiivlorstor '
of th Bysteiu. Norcr before in Lb
liistnry uf the world has a im-dicins bemt
coiiipouiiiled possos.il nff tlie romarknhlo .
qualitiet uf Vixkoar Hiitkus in hcalinif tba
sick of every disunno mau ii heir to. They
are a (teuila Purgativo as wall as a Touie,
relieving Cunpeniiou ur Inuaiiiiiiatiini of
the Liver and Viscoral Organs in Uilioui
1 JUieasea . ( , . i -:t .
The iiropoHIos of Dn. M'ai.kek's
Vikkgau Hi vi kiis ure Apciiunt, Diin lunvtio,
Curiiiiuutivo, Nutnuuui, Laxative, biuiutic,
Sedative, Cuiiuter-Irrilaut Smk-vUie, Altera
tive, aud Anti-Hiliou.
n. II. MlUOIALII ii CO.. ! )'
Ilrnpinata and .a. A irta.. Sun Knui.-M. CnT'f .
"a '?' WVluiiuM uud I b ulluii N I'.
Hoia Uy ml DiuKuSitl DiUr...
A lJVi:il'l'isi:i;s ml t." cents to (L o.
J JMt"weil.v I'..., -II I 'ark Jtow, N. Y ..
lor their i:i;:l,lv-p,u.u 1 '.. si 1 1 1 . : ot , i In v. ;.