fciu forest grpuMirnn. U rcnufHTr.n KVKnv wedjwdat, by W. It. DUNN, TTIOB IH ROBTS907I & BONNER'S BuTLDINf EMt STREET, TIONESTA, Pi . TERMS, 2.00 A YEAR. No Subscriptions reeoivod for it shorter pfrled that) throe month. Correspondence solicited from nil parts of tint country. No notion will botnkeu of annon vinous' cnmin up tent ions. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. TIONESTA LODGE Ao. WJ, I. O. of O. IP. MEETS every Friday ovenintr, at 7 o'clock, in the llnll lormcilv occupied by t!io (iod Templars. 1. W. HAWYEH, N. O. R. If. HASLET, 8eev. 27-tf. TIONESTA COUNCIL, NO. 312, O. XT. .A.. M. MEETS nt Odd Fellrtws' Lodjro Room, every Tuesday evening, at 7 o'clock. (.. W. SAWYER, C. S. C. JOHNSON1, II. S. St. 7f. rrjf. voavr,, OFFICE fit Lawrence Hourc, Tlnnesta, Ph., when) ho can 1h found Hlll limes when nut professionally rbsont. St ly Dlt J. iJ. III. A 1SK, OFFICE and residence In houso former ly oceupiod Pr. Yl'lium Ofliee days, Wednesdays and .Sat u ruay R. - Siitf J. B. ACriCW, W. E. LATHY, TIoomU, Pi. - Erie, Ft. AC.HKW LATHY, Attorneys at Law, - Tionesta, Pa. Office, on lilui Street. May M, 187.-tf K. L, Davis, ATTORNEY AT I AW. Ttonesta, Pa. Coll.vtioiis tiiailo In this and r. Iloiu ir.g c3uuti9. , -lo-ly MILK! T A 'X" K ATTORNEY AT LAW, Iti frett, TIONIO.TA, P.t, F. V. Mays, A TTORNKY AT LAW. an I NoTirtY J- rcui.ir, rsymb's 11 1' kill & Co. 'a Klos, 8uaji-a oil City, l'a. SU-'y r. . auit.kr. mans a n a smile r, Ittoraij a Law, - Franco. Fa. Pr.ACTICK In the sRVeral Court of Ye BRiiro, Crawford, Forest, and adoin it cosi.iea. - ' 3i-ly. W. D. BUCK LIN, FitopuiiTou. Frltt-Cltts Licensed House. Oood sta ! ocnuectoJ. lS-ly Tlonosta Houi ATI DP.F.W WELLER, Proprietor. This h:ws lint 1o newly fitted up and ia nir rpon Pjr.the accoiumcJation of the JiuDHj. inares rcasonamo. . s ly CHNTIAL HOUSE, r0ETl A AONKW F-LOCJC. I I) AortKVr. Proi'ilit.ir. This is a new sitR, ar.d liti just hcotx fit'wl up fur iho acMiiRinoilalimi of tlse public. A portiun f lUa putrouaga of tiio public ia solicilod. o-iy : . Lawrcnco House, rp roif FST A . FA.. WriXIAM LAW L RSNCX. Pr.ormr.roTi. hotis la eer.trIlT locr.ted. J'v r;.-tMnT new mid , well fumUhed anpanor arrr.mmoda tlor. anil Rtrirt ttfr.Vit)n uivon V Clients, Vero'-nblts and Frull of aH.i.iinU nerved jQthtlr ki.flon. ilaiuple room for Coni- tneraiiu Agents. FOIrST HOUSE, SA. VARNKR Pbophiftor. Oppotito CoMrt Houie. Tione.stn, l'a. Just pcced. Krerythlnj new and clean and fratli. Tha b( At of liquors kept constantly n hand. A ronton or tun online pntron tet ia respectful iy solicited. 4-17-lv Dr. 1. I Acomb, . L had fifteen years' experioncoin a lartre ' ana buooosmiu praciiro, win nui'iui nu x ,r.,-t f..llu JIHIma Iti M llrti iint Grocery Store, located in T;dioulo, new Tluiouis itouse. IN HIS STORK WILL RE FOUND A full ansortment of Medicines, Liquors Tobacco, Clfrars, Stationery, Glass, Faiiits, Oils. Cutlery, all oi' the best quality, and wilt be ao'd'at reasonable ratot. 1K. CUAS. O. DA Y, an experienced Fhvslcian and Drutriixt from Kew York, hac charge of the Siore. All prwsoripiiunH fuiupat:eaaiuiy. , . a. a. hat. J" r. rit. k. a. Kiixr. UA Y, FAUK C CO., 13 jsz 'iz m iz s Corner of I!lm t Walnut 2t,Tloncsta. Bank of Dif.count and Deposit. Intere."t allow ed c:i Time Depositi. Coneotionsmadeonall the Prinolpal points of the U. 8, Collections solicited, 18-ly. W. C. COBUKN, M. D., I3HYSICIAN A SUUOKOX ofTerR his . servicos to tho people of Forest Co. Having had au experience of Twelve i,iiLuot uructicc. Dr. t'oburii iruaraiitees to nive kutibfactiou. Dr. Co- burn make a specialty of the treatment of Nasal, "Tl rout, lunir ana an ouier Chroulo or liiiKrinir diseiuseH. IlaviiiR investigate! all scientiilu methods of uur Inir disoiuia and Relucted the lhk' from oil systems, he will Kuariuileo relief or aenre in all canes where a cure is possible. No t'hartjo for Coiisullatiou. All foes will be reasonable. 1'i'ofoHt-ioiial visits made at all hours. Parties at a distance can con milt him bv letter. Olllco and Residence 1st door fast of PurtridKe's Now Jllock, foot of Dutch Hill Koad. Tionontu. A'a. i''tf fK.l.T CA Kl'l' TINtiS. 83 cts. per yard. X KKLT CKI f 1 N'i ljr vooiiu. in piano of Plaster. l-'l'I.T llDUl'INll an.lMtH.Mi 1'or samples, address C. J. FAY, Caiudon, ef Jerey. VOL. VIII. NO. 41. Painting, Paper-Hangi!g &ic, 1? n. CIIAHK. of Tloncwto, offora his 1 J sorMees to tliose iu need of PAtSTIVO, URAESTNO. CALCIMTMXO, bIZINO A VARXTSIIISO, HltiN WR1TINU, PAPFIl tIANtllNU. AND CARRIAl.'U WORK, Work promptly attended to and Hn (iwlUot Ion Oiunraiitcecl. Mr. CIirro will work in the country whim desired. 15-tf. 51 IIS. V. M. IIF..1T1I, ' DHESSBIAKEH, Tioncsta, Pa. M' R. ITRATH has recently moved to 1 1 this nlacn for the purpoNo of meeting wantwhli.h the lad ion of tho Uivtu ami. county have for a lonir time known, that of having a dressmaker of experience anionic them. I am prepared to make all kinds of dresses In the latest styles, and guarantee RatiRiaction. Stamping for hirud ins; and emhroidnry done in the beet man ner, with the nowest patterns. All I aak is a tair trial. Residence on Water Street, in the house formorly occupied by Jacob Sihriver. litf Frank llobblni, PIIOTOGRAPIIER, (snocutson to lbmino.) Pioturea in every etyle of tho art. Views or tna oil rcgioiiu tor, sale or lakca to or- ner. CliNTRKSTP.EIT, noarR, R. cresting. eYCA7.fOUIC f-TUEi.T, ncur Union Da- pat, on tity, l'a. )-tr rHOTOGKAril GALLERY, n l ,ii t a e e t , SOUTH OF E.OrT::SON A HONNE1VS 8TOR1S. Tionesta, Pa., - Proprleter. U. CA2PEiITKlL - . trifle. :"nftv.v- I -. K I Pictures Ukan in all tho latest styles the art. 'AJ-tr Ti . KLEIN, (in ROY AUD .( COS SLt.re, TionoU, Va.) PRACTICAL ffATCKKHKER & JEWELER, DEALKRIN Watches, tlockn, Solid ami I'latcd Jewelry, lflaeh Jewelry. Eye OlGnscs, Epec tadet, Violin Strings, c, ttf. Will examine and repair Fino Enelish, Kwiss or Amei lean WateLicH, Hindi as Ru poKtors, Independent (Seconds, Stcirt Winders, Duplex, Lcvoir, Anchors and Icplues, and ivill make any new pieces for the R,Aine, Huch r.s fftall'B, Forks, Pol lens, Wheels, Pinions, Cylinders, Rar re! i, Arbors, and in fact any iart apper taining to ttua watrtics. All Work Warranted. I can safely that any work und&rtaken by me will bo done iu such a manner and at such prices lor , a o i w o it it that will plvo satisfaction to nil who may lavor me w nu uicir orders. L. KLWIN, lHy Author of 'Tiio Watch." NEBRASKAGR1ST MILL rrMIE fiRIST MILL at Nebraska (Laey--L town,) Forest county, has Ikicu thor oughly overhauled anil reiHtcd in first class order, and is now running and doing Ull K.111C1S oi V V H T O M (J KII)1.(J. FLOUR, FEED, AND OATS Constantly on hand, and sold at tho very lowest ngures. 43-tlm II. W. LEDECUR, "A Woman fair to look upon." SURA, THE PRINCESS. Facsimile of a Celebrated Oil Paintinrby 15141 MJUA K 1 , 111 1 oil-colors siso llx'i liu lies. I lio royal l-uoiv or lace ana form, rich Oriouuil costume, romantic Eastern landscape hsi'k-groiiud, with its widl. iialm trees, rlocks. tents, and lonir stielcfi of desert and distant boundary of mountains, combine to torm a rare anl lovely picture. It would grace the walls of any public or privato gallery, t'au- usbci a are wild over it, and aro oouipet lilt; tor the Cuu l'ri-miums. benu, tor our splendid olier. Address, Ot bt J. 11. FORD i CO., N. Y. City lUVMTf;, TIONESTA, PA., Caught In His -Own Trap. "Confound tha hnvt what does hn mean ? Does he tliiuk I am not on to be a father to him and not ha obeyed as a lather! Docs he think 1 m going to give lit in my money to spend in busi ness, and take only lngratiluua in re turn? What ran the young dog ho thinking of? Plague 'the, youngster! What business has ho to go and fall in love with a poor piece of trash? I'll fix hira t I'll but here comes tho rascal, the Bpurner of my counsels 1" And as Captain Jerry Plenum thus Bpokc, he sank iuto a great "tufted chair, nnd looked daggers; and twice he stamped histiutnpy foot vehement ly to keep up his stern purpose. He was a round-bellied, red-cheeked bach elor, just live-and-forty. Most of his J lie he had. spent at sea, and had late ly settled down ashore with an im luemo fortune, for the purposo of en joying the rest of his days "after his own heart, as he expressed it. His pale was just large enough to carry his jolly face high up over his brow, but yet ho had a good quantity oi dark curls clubtentig about his short, fat neck. The only near relative he had in tho lower world was Jack Ken dull, au ouly child of his only sister. Jerry rieman had loved his sister loudly, and when she died, she was a widow then slie left a prayer upon record that her brother would care for her orphan hny. And Uncle Jerry had dono it faithfully. For ten years he had provided lor his nephew, keep ing him at one of the beft schools for a while, and then paying his pay through college. Vui now that lie had settled dowu iu a home, he had Jack come and live with him. "Ah, you aro hero, are you?'' growl ed tho uncle, looking up with a dagger-like expression. . Jack Kendall was twenly thrce, somen hnt taller than his uncle, but with tho same family look. He was a handsome, good-natured, generous, af fectionate fellow, and loved-his uncle Jerry with his whole soul. "Yes, uncle, I urn here," ho replied, tHk:ng a saat, "und I know you are glad to see me." "Ayo, 1 am glad, for I Jiavo some thing to Bay to you," the bachelor re sumed, looking more daggers. "Have you seen that baggogo again?" "baggage, uncle?" "Baggage, sir. I said baggage. Ilavo you seen her ?" "Ilcr.uucle? Baggage? Her? Why what do you mean ?" "You know very well what I mean. I mean that piece of poverty tLat hanger-on tlmt--that baggage that that girl!" "Oh, you mean Lizzio Brown. The girl that" . "Thibks to catch you, and thus c-itch my money 1" interrupted Uucle Jerry, emphatically. "It is hardly fair to say that, uncle, seeing that I made all the advances myself." . "Nonsense, don't you suppose I know? I say she set tho trap for ye I But I won't have it. If I'm to be a father tt ye, you must obey me. Now I've got a good chance. I want you to marry Susan Garland." "But she's a widow, uncle." "So much the better. Bhe'U know how to make a home for ye." "And she's older than I by a dozen years." . "Just fivo years. Sho's only twenty-eight. It's all the better fo"r that." "But I can't love her." . "Can't love hcrl" cried, the uncle, looking an Immense number of very sharp pointed daggers. "Can't love Susan Garland ! Can't love tho woman who was tho wife of the most faithful fiiend I ever had ? Let me tell you, sir, that when the Gazelle was cast up on the rocks of Barnegat, Bill Gar land saved my life and lost his own. He died iu these arms, sir, and the last words he ever said to me were, 'Be kind to my poor Susan,' and I will be kind to her," the captain add ed, wiping a big tear from his cheek. "I'll give her a husband a graceless husband, perhaps but who shall have money enough to keep her above want. You shall marry her, sir." "But suppose I should refuse?" "Refuse! refuse your ui'cle? You dare not do it, sir ! I'll turn you out of doors in an instant! I'll see you starve before I'll give you anothor penny. I'll take away all I ever did give you." "Ah, you couldn't do t'.iar, uncle. The education I havo gained under your noble, generous putronage, is a mine of wealth, of which you cannot rob me; and I would not to day ex change it for all the wealth you ever possessed. I can live by my own wits." "Aha! you threaten me, do you? You mean to rebel, do you ? You mean to disobey me outright?" "You do not uti.lcrst.iiul me, uncle. You surely would not force mo to be- lla mv nu'n lwo rf Tf .it l.nl I kuov Lizzo Brown " JANUARY 20, 1870. "Lizzie Fiddlestick ! I don't want to kuow her, I known Susan Garland, and that is enough. I've had this plan fixed ever since I came home. I promised Bill I'd take care of her, and I must Jo it; and how can I do it if you don't let me have her for a niece ?" "Why not have her for a wife?" asked Jack, quietly. "Wife mel Why, you young ras cal! what do you mean ? Me marry! Zound?! Do yon think I am crazy? I am old enough to be her father." "Only seventeen years, undo. Just enough to give you character as a husband." "Silence, villain. Would you have me make a foci of myself, just as I am settliug down for comfort "and quiet? Don't you dare mention such a thing again, I shall go and see Susan to morrow, au J shall tell her you will have her. That's enough. I won't hear any more. By the big fish, I'll keep my promise 1" Jack knew it would be useless to say any more at present, so ho held his peace. William Garland has been, his unclo's first mate during the last two voyages, and the Captain not only liked him much, but also thought much of Susan, having stopped at her home while her husband1 was living. When Captaii. Jerry came home with the care olAthe widow upon his shoul ders, he had hit unon the huppy ex pedient of making bcr his niece by marriage, and thus having the right to care for her without exciting scau dal. Jack knew how his uncle had cherished this plan, aud he feared it would be hard to thwart him. The old fellow was as stubborn as he was kind-hearted, and where he felt he had authority ho would not yield. Finally Jack retired to ponder upon the subject, and beibie dark he had resolved to see the widow in advance of his uucle, und ho went that very evening. Sui-an Garland was a very pretty woman, with a plump form, and a dimpled, cheerful face, over which the sweet, genial smiles were continually playing when she was happy. Hho had heeu nlouo about two years. She welcomed Jack kindly, and after some commonplace remarks tho young man came to the point. lis related tho conversation which passed between himself aud his uucle that afieruoon, and expressed the hope that the would help him. "Surely you would not wish to take me from tho being I love," ho said. "Of course not," tho widow replied, with an earnest smile. "I should bo decidedly opposed to any such thing. I know Lizzie well, aud I know, too, thut sho will make you a good wife. Yo'u may depend upon my us.-dstanec, for I enn tell your undo that I wou't, and that will he the end of it." They chatted a while longer, and then Jack took his leave. "He will be hero to morrow foro noon," the young man said, as ho reached the door static. "I shall be ready for him," was tho reply, and a funny light twinkled in tho widow's eyes as she said so. About 11 o'clock on the following day Uncle Jerry called upon the wid ow. She had left off her weeds, aud now appeared fresh and fair as a maid of sixteen. She welcomed the cap tain with one of her sweetest .smiles, and finally took a seat dose beside him. By a dexterous turn she- got him engaged iu relating woifclorful stories of his adventures at sea, and thus an hour slipped away. Of course he must now stop to dinner. ' "Oh, no, I must go homo to dinner," said he. "But before I go, I have a little business matter to touch upon." "Then you must wait sir," pro nounced the widow decisively. "It is my dinner hour, and I must prepare it. Wait and eat with me, and then I'll listen." And with this Susan drew out the table, spread the snow-white table cloth and soon had the dishes in their places. She finally weut away to the kitchen, and soon the captain heard the pots and kettles rattling, the meat spluttering, and a brisk .culinary racket going on generally. "Egad," the old fellow muttered to himself, "she's a splendid craft. What a lean build. If I bail come acrops such a woman years ago, I believe I should have tuadu a fool of myself." In due time the dinner made its ap pearance, and the captaiu was invited to partake of it. "Now make yourself at home," tho widow said, with a charming smile; "for I look upon yon as one of the dearest friends I have." "Egad, if she aiu't a beauty," Un do Jerry said to himself, as ho moved up to the table. The lamb chops were done as the captain had never seen them done bo Lre. So juicy, so rich, so delicately spiced ami so splcndiffty cooked. And then tho little ff tetcra, and tho cake, .a nd tho rich gulden cofl'uo. But abovo all ho was entranced bv the $2 PEIi ANNUM. bright smiles and sparkling wit of Lis fair hostess. . "Zounds!" he muttered, while she was gone away with the dishes, "ain't she charming?" Finally the widow came and sat down by the side of the captain upon the sofa. Her dimpled checks were all aglow; her bright eyes sparkling with a beaming lustre; and over her white shoulder flowed a wavy, curling tres?, which trembled over and anon, as though there were some strange emotion in the bosom beneath it. "Now, sir," she sai J, "I am ready to listen." "Well- well," Uncle Jerry managed to say, aXter a prodigious effort at clearing his throat, "you must pardon me if i come right to the point." "Of course." "Then here it is yon know I prom ised Bill that is Bill Garland my old mate or I should say my young mate that I would look after you oare for you ; you know that." "Yes, sir," continued Susan, with a grateful look ; "I know that, and I have blessed you many times for your kindness to poor me. Alas! I don't know what I should havo done but for your generous bounty." "Tut, tut, don't talk so. How could I help being good to you?" "Ah, but everybody don't have hearts like yours." The captain' rather liked the com pliment; aud then-it came from au agreeable source, too. So he did not dispute it. But ho mado another pro digious effort to clear his throat, and then said : "I have tried to be good to you, Susan, and I hope I havo been ; but I can't do all I want to do for you at present. I am coming right to the point now." (Auolher clearing of the throat.) "You know vou are a wid ow." She did know it. "And you kuow you aro yet young and very beautiful. "Oh, no! not beautifijl ; and surely not very young," "But you are not old, and you arc beautiful. Now this won't do. Scandal will reach vou. I ah?m am not so old myself but that the shaft of scan dul might reach i.ie, too." "You, old f" ut'ered 3u&n, looking up reprovingly, and yet admirmely, "Why, you are right id the very prime ot mituboo;!. a taau at your ago.anu with your genial, happy disposition, has just reached the dawn of life at hve-cud-lorty. Uuch Jerry rather liked this, so ho did not contradict it, as ho had at first a will to do. "Then, of course," he returned, aj plying tho compliment to his own pur pose, "it is still more necessary . that there should be a new and nearer re lation between us. I love you too well to have a single breath or suspi cion rest upon you. Would you object to such a relation I ' The widows's long lathes drooped, and the dark tresses upon Jier bosom trembled perceptibly. - "If it is your wish, sir, I should have no opposition to make, she said. - "And you'll come and live with me r "Yes." "And wn'll be as happy as kingsl" "Oh, I should bo very happy," she w hispered ; and as she did so, her head rested upon the captain's shoulder, and tho bright tress full upon his hand, with several tear-jewds glittering amid its curls. "What a time we'll have!" Uncle .Torrir ctMod u-indinr, m rm nVtnllt. lir plump form, acd drawing her more closely to hira. "When you are Jack's wife, we 11 "Jack!" repeated Susan, breaking from ins embrace, and springing to her feel. "Jack's wife !" she uttered, dashing the tears from her eyes. "Why, bless me, yes." "And you have meant for uie to marry him ?" "Lord bless mo, who should I mean ?" . "Aud do you suppose I'd marry with a mere boy? Are there not girls enough fdr the youngster? Sir.you mis take me you mistake my heart, you mistake my love, if you thiuk I could give my heart to your nephew." "But bless mo aheni a-b-heui Jack is" "I know, sir I know him well. He is a fine youth, a worthy youth, and may he a noble man if be lives long enough. But I can say no more. Iam sorry to disappoint you. I am am deeply gratified for all your kindnets to me, and I pray to God for his bless ing upon you continually. But we had better part now. You have spoken my doom. Furowull?" '"But Susan. Heie! Stop! Bless me !" Susan did not stop, and Uncle Jer ry found himself aloiio. He said "Bless my soul!" forty-three times, and then left tho house. All the way homo ho muttered to himself; and when ho met Jack at the supper table he was moo- Ratc3 of Advertising. One Square (1 inch,) one Inerlion - fl AO One Square " one moot I- - - 9 (' One Square " . three months - 0 W One Square " ono year - - 10 OK Two Squares, ono year - IU Oo iuaru;rcoi. " , - - . iN mi Half " - : . . - . on IU) One " " Iuq.tO I.eiral notices nt etalilished rates. Marriaue and death notices, gratis. All bills for rear I v advertisements col lected quarterly. Temporary advertise ments must be paid for in advance. Job work, Cash on Delivery. dy and silent. When he went up to his chamber he commenced to mutter again; and ho kept muttering and pondering till he fell asleep. Finally he began to dream. He dreamed that Susan Garland became his wife, aud ho held her to his bosom and wonder ed that he could ever have thought of such a foolish thing as allowing Jack to have her. But as he held her thus, who should appear in tho nuptial chamber, but Bill Garland, pale and cold, with sea weed fur hair, and dark green ocean moss for raiment I And tho cadaverous presence said, "Give me my wifel" Tho dreamer' awoke vith a sharp cry of fear, and fonnd the sunlight streaming into his room. He arose and sat down by tha w indow, and finally he said, iu a deep, fervent tone "Thank God ; Bill Garland hasn't come back !'' For three whole days, Uncls Jerry was like a newly converted sinner. Ho could not eat, ho could not read, he could not sleep, and the burden of Vis remarks to Jack was : "Clear out, you rascal !"' . On the evening of the third day the captain made an extraordinary toilet, aud then went up to seo Susan Gar land. Sho welcomed him with a warm greeting, and dually, at his particular request, sat down by his side upon tho sofa, just as sho sat before. . "Susan," said ho he spoke bluntly, for his courage aud determination had been duly brought up to the sticking poiut before he started "you said tho other day that you should bo very happy to couio and live with mo. Did you mean that you would be williug to become my wifo?" There were a dozen tresses upon that white shoulder now, and they shook like aspens. "That's a curious question, sir," she replied. "But tell me plairly, did you, mean that?" "If I mistook your meaning, air, you have no right to qucBLioa mine." "But, Lord bless mel suppose I should ask ynu to becoino my wife? Answer mo that." "You never did ask me, sir.", i "Then by the car of old Neptune, I asl you now. ' Susan Garland, will you be my wife?" "Jerry Pieman I will!" " "What I" cried the captain, starting back, and gazing into her blushing, tear-wet face, "do you mean that you can lovo an old man like me that you cau love' roe always!" , "You aro not old, and as for loving you, I have loved you for a long while; and if you take me for a wife, I'll love and bless you to my dyiug hour!" "Then come here! Come here, fiu sau! Corno right lssre; and if I eVft cease to lovo you, to cherish you, and to be true to you, may may that sea weed ghost come-back I" About ten minutes after this Uuclo Jerry mado the following very (sensi ble remark : "Why, bless my soul 1 we arc acting like two fools!" " The widow only smiled and said: "Two very happy ones, ain't we?" And Jerry said : "Bless my soul we are!" On tho following day Jack happen ed to pass near tho widow's house, and he dropped iu. .In a few moments be was the happiest fellow imaginable. "But," said Susan, earnestly, "don't misunderstand me. I have loved your uncle loved him well and truly, apd I believe he loved me, but dared not say so. Had it not been thus, I could not have dono this. I would have helped you all the same, hy simply and flatly refusing you, but I could, not-have toyed or "trifled with him He is a good man, Jack a good man." "So he is," said Jack. And then Jack went home. Tho vouth found his undo in the library, reading a book saul book being bottom end up. He. sat down and peeped wickedly out of his eyes, while an ill-mannered smile kept play ing around tho corners of his mouth. "What are you winking and blink ing, and squinting and grinning at, you young dog?" asked tho old cap tain, with tremendous ferocity. "I was thinking of a story 1 road once," replied Jack, quietly. "A story, eh ? WJiat is it, you scape grace?" "I'll tell you, uncle," said tho nephew, with a sinilo and twinklo more wicked than ever. It was a very funny thing it is the funniest thing I ever heard of. A man onco went to set a trap in which to catch a very respectable and honorab!o young friend of his. He had got tho trap all nicely set as ho supposed, when what do you think ?" "When, what, you graeelefs rascal ?" "Why, uncle, when the thing was all fixed, there was the funniest thing happened you ever heard of. Iustead ilONCI 1DF1) KDt'KTfl PA( 1'.