K FVfli.iarrtifi every wi:nR.iAY, iy W. H. DUNN. EM BTRECT, TTOSESTA, f A, TERMS, ta!oo A YKAn. niSn.ri'lIrri'll'Il0'" rwT1VHl f,,r 8 ""o' pra iol then threo months. of U. country. No notice will lo taken of minoiiymoin communications. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. TIOITEBTA LODGE Ao. sou, II TKKT over Frhta evening, nt 7 II I o'clock, in tho I lull former v occupied by thcUnnd Templars. c t, W. NAWYER, N. . S. ir. HASLET, Hcc'y. 27-tf. TI0iTOSTA6uNCiN07342i O. TJ. M. MEETS nt Odd Follows Lo.lKo Room, overv Tucsdav evening, at 7 o'clock "U. W. SAWYER, C. H. C.JOIIXSOX, U. 8. 31. (y- FICE nt Cniit. Knox's residence. Of- W Hoc days, Wedt ticsdnys and Natur (IIIVH. al:! f J. B. ACNEW, W. E. LATHY, , t . liviiiMil, ft, , Erie, Pa, ' AQNKW As tATHV,' 1 Attorneys at Law, - Tionesta, Pa : i-t-- OfflWon Elrh Street. ' Way IB, 187S.-tf .. . . . t K. L. Davis. ATTORN KY AT I.AW, Tlonrmta, Pa. Collections mad In tbli and adjoin ing counties, 40-ly " - ATTORNEY AT LAW, ' In Slrtet, ' TIOSKSTA, PA, V. W. Ha'ys ttzv A TTORtKY AT liAW',1 and Notary I fuut.ir, Kevnolrl II u k ill A Oo.'s Block, fcenecn St.', Oil City, l'a. , S9-ly r. BIXMBAR. P. M. BMIt.IT. KIXXIiJHj SMILEY? Attorneys at Law, - - rraajclla, Pa. 1 PRACTICE In tlio several Coarte of Ve nango, Crawford, Forest, and adjnin tag counties. , , . . 39-ly. BARRKRH an lTnlrdressors. Smcnr baii,'h building, Klin St. Switches, Frisr.es, llml.li, Curls, ., mndn from Comhimrt. llavinir a-ttlod iiermancntly In this place, thry dnsiro the patronage of fne public, Hatiaiauiion guaraiitc?u. ia am HIT 'I I rill LI 1 k A ' ,W. 1. BUCKXIX, PRorniirron. Friet-Clans Licensed House. Oood sta hi conn eel od, . . .. l-ly . ,''.',. Tionesta Housr, i . . . A:X DREW WJ5I.IER, Proprietor. Thin .Itoiuo link 1mii) newly titled up and In now open for tlio Hccoiiiniodution of the uiull.x Charjroa rasisoimlilu. IHlfj? ' ' CENTRAL HOUSE, flOXNKR, AliNEW HLOCK.1.. J) Acinkw, l'roprictor. This la a new nouae, and ha jnt linn flttml up for tlio apraininodiitlou of tha public. A. port on of tba patroimi;o of tlio public ia aolicilod. viy Lawrenct House, TtOXK-STA,' PA., WIIXTAMTAW REXCK, Pkopbiktoh. Thia liouw 1 ocntriillv lix-alod. Kvorytlilnit nowund nvfll furniKlicd Superior aocominiKln tlom and atrict attoutiou :iveii to giie.sU. '4ctal)les and FruitH of all kinds nerved in their aeasou. 8amplo room for Coin worcial Agcuts. -a " ' , ., FOREST HOUSE, ' k V 2 A. VARNKR Pnoi'iilRTon. Opposite kj. Court Houmo, Tionet4i, l'a. JuMt pened. Everythinir. now and clvn and iraah. The bwt of liiiuora kept eonatantiy build. A portion of the public patron- 1M is reHnecUuuy aouoitou. t-u-iv i C B. Weber's Hotel, ' - ryiTTJJRSBURCir.PA. C.D.WEBER. X tl'AH ptwaoiutioil oi no new iitu-k luwi and will lie happy to entertain nil hla old customer, and any number of now ones, tiood acooiuiiiodutiouM for guostn, and ex cellent stabling. I0-3tn. .': ' Dr. J. L. Aconb,' ' (OI1Y8ICIAX AND SURGEON, who hna ,1 Imd lift ecu yearn' experience in a larro yind HUCoeaHt'ul praitieo, will attend all I'rofcaMionnl Calls. Olllea in hia liu$ and ;rocory Sure, locatod in Tidioute, near Tldioute Hoiuio. ( i f i IN 1US STORE WrLI. RE FOUND ' A full aaHortmont of ifodioinoa, Liquors 'Tobaooo, CiKrn, tStationery, UlaHH, Paiuta, 4IIIH, Cutlery, all of the best quality, and will be Hold at reasonable rates. Dlt. CUAS. O. DAY, an experienced Physiuian and Drutuurt from Sew. York, iiaa oharne of the Store. AH prtcilpUois put up accurately. . 1. B. XILLT- MA Y, PARK 6 CO., Corner of E!mfc Walnut Sts. Tionesta. ( J BanV of Discount and Deposit.! ' Iutoieat allowed on Time DepoaiU. CoMsiitions njadeonall tha Principal points of the U. S, Collections solicited. 18-ly. P.W.CLARK, (0OMlS8l2IKH'S CLERK, FOREST CO., TA.) KEAl JZSTATE AG EXT. u OUbEHand Lot for Sale and REN'T' WIM Lanoi for aie. I h:ivn rapcrtr ra,ilit!UJuraeorliiiiiing the condition oj taxes ami tax ueeiiH, iku., and am tlmrefore qualilivd to- act intelli uently an aent of yhose living nt a dis tance, owning lands in the County, (lltiie in Commissioners Room, Court limine, Tiouoata, l'a. P. W. CLAKK. - Tit i -iff VOL. VIII. NO. 35.. Painting, Paper-Hanging; die., Ir C'HASE, of Tionesta, offers his Bcr'lcos to those in need of PATNTTtm. - ;! V i-FmuV GKAIXINO, CALCIMIXIXO, 8IZINO t VARNISHINC1, PAPFR IlAKlimiJ. . 1 AND CARRIAGE WORK, Work promptly attondoU to and " , , , KatlwriK'lloii Oiininittoel. Mr. Clmsn will work In the eonnlrv Wbon dOMlred. '':-: i ? ? jt ; IMC W. C. COBURN, M. JX, PHYKICIAX t 8UROEOX offers his services to the neoola of ForcHt. fin. Having had a ax pel Tenre' nf Twelve Years in constant practice, Dr.' Cobnrfi Kuarantees to (rive witiafnctlon. Dr. Co urn makes a spcclnlty of the treatment or Nnnl, Throat, Luiir and all other Chronic) or linporitift disoases: Having mvostiKiitoil nil scientilic methods of cur ing disease and selecUxl the irood from all systems, he will giiaranUm relief or acure in ait eases whero a unre U ixsuiiulei iNa Uhargo for jfjonaulUitlinj-AU fuoa will io rensonablo, I'rofosvionaT visi.ts in ado at all hours. Parties al a distance can con sult hint bv letter. ""i Ofliee and RoHhrenra 1st door east of I'artrldges New Jllonk, foot of Dutch Hill Road, TioneiMa, Pa. 2otf 7 M rs. c; n. IIKATII, DRESSMAKEIU Tionesta, Pa. TITUS. HEATH ha roeently moved to i'A tuts inace lor too purpose of meeting a want which the lailim of the town and county have Air a lonir time knowu, that oi naviug a uresmnaKpr or experience among them. Iain prepared to make all kinds of dresses in the latest styles, and guarantee satisfaction. Rtainpitig for braid ing and embroidery done in the best man ner, with the newest patterns. All I ask is a lair trial. Residence on Water Street. in Uie house formerly occupied by Jacob anriver. -f, ... , hu ' Frank Ilbblii, PHOTOGRAPH Ell, v r (f'seoa t DKMina.) j Pictures in every styleof the art. Viows of the oil regions jor aalo or taken to or der. v, j.,. " j j CENTRE STREET, riear R, R. crossing. riYCAMORE STREET, near Union Do- pos, u Jiiy, l'a. f au-u PHOTOGRAPH " GALLERY. ' ': ).. HTRBET, SOUTH Of KOBIXSON A'.BOXXER'S r STORE. w , Tiomesta, Fa., M. CARPENTER, - Proprietor. 'U VB, Pictures Ukn la all tlio latest styles the art 26.W : T f in TP T "NT i (iu DOVARD it CO.'S Store, Tlonosta. Pa.) . '' -- . rACTlOAb WATCHMAKER & JEWELER, DEALER IX Matches! Clocks? Solid and l'latcd Jewelry, lilack Jewelry. ' Eye Glosses, Spec '' tacles, Violin Strings, ftc., dc ' , .... ... , ... - . m v i i.'.'-'i l ' Will examine aud repair Fine Ena-llsh, Swiss or American Watolie, such as He. neuters, Independent Hoonnds, . Stem Winders, Duplex, Levers, Anchors and Lepinua, and will make any new pieces lor the same, audi as stalls, Forks, Pel letts, Wheels, Pinions, Cylinders, Bar rels, Arbors, and in fact any part apper taining to fine watches. rfVll Work Wttvrontod, I can safely ' ',' " ' ilt any work undertaken by me will be done ii auiti a manner aud at such prices tor ,-!..-'. i aoo2;'WOBK that will Kive satisfaotio.: to ail wha may favor me with tlioir orders.- ., L. KLEIr , 14-ly Author of "The WatcC- NEBRASKA GRIST HILL. rpiIE GRIST 'JLL at Nebraska (Lacy 1 towu.) Forest uoiiuty, has been ther oughly overhauled aim refitted in tirst elass order, aud is uow runilJou end doing all kinds of CUSTOM GKISTDfVCL FEED 1 VUW'' AX D OATS. Constantly on hand, and old at the very lowest, ugurea. ,ttj 11 Urn II. W. LEDtBUR. 5I' c)ir i 4 o 1 W"' " II I 6 IsV h 11 X. 1 I 1 1 n w Sr TIONESTA, PA., i AN UNSOLVED jaySTERY. About the close of the eighteenth century the fttnli ion able life of Dublin was in its zenitii ; the Ranelneh Gar' dens were the resort of the beaux and belles of the iIht; Ahe Parliament was hdd in College Green, anil its mem. bers bad their town residences in Dub lin and lived there for a considerabls portion of the ytar. One of the membere, an illustrious' Truth nobleman who. had spent some portion of his youth in Italy, was a man ol cultivated taste and refine ment. Unon his return to Dublin lm conceived the JJfri 'of 'Inviting over some Italian artist to decorate the walls and ceilings of his residence af ter the Floreetiua , manner. lie car ried out his idea; and the ornamenta tions of C'liarlernont llouso bear wit nees to the taste and skill of the doco- razors.' Other ooblemen emplcyed mese artists j the present uoval Irish Academy House, then a noble, private residence, is similarly decorated ;. alo several other city mansions id several of the leading streets and squares. When Dublin decreased. in import ance after the Act of Union in 1801, and was no longer the center or fash, ion for the Irish nobility, its splendid private residences gradually decayed j and wealthy burghers and Dublin's proverbially professional aristocracy now inhabit them. Many of the houses yet retain their curious, rare old dec orations, and of one of these residen ces, situated in a leading square, we Would most especially speak. i , A,, large, atatoly,. gloomy-looking houso, with ponderous hall door, scudded with iron nails, like the door of the cathedral. High, narrow win dows, with Italian jalousies. The grass growl in' the1 interstices of lb hitrli, steep steps, now rust falling away. The rusty iron railings have become loos eued in their ttone settings, and seem as though a good push would hurl them into the raoldering, vault like area.. Entering the hall, a damp, earthy smell greets the "Intruder-for intruder must auy one be considered who ventures into that region of ghost lines. The wide, flagged, echoing hall, the broad, dark, oak-paneled staircase, lead to chambers awful in their oppressive sense of loneliness and utter desolation. Cobwebs festoon the painted walls; queer, crawling creatures hold high holiday on the once polishod floors; but not even the squeak of a rat or mouse breaks the solemn, death-like still new which per. vades this old, deserted mansion. Over all there hung a cloud Of fear, ' A sense of mystery the spirit dailhted, And said, as plain ns whinner to the ear. , : "The house is haunted.'' - , f r Twenty-five years ago- this honee was tenanted by IMJss bteele, an eccen tric old lady, w bodying tuddeoly et the advaneod agef 91,-he.r property including this house and furniture came.luto the possession ot. a mari ried graud eieca living, in Kildurn whom she had ncfor seen. The Sea son in DuUin via just; commencing about the time allUv matters connected with the property irere being settled, and the heiress, ftlfss Nugent, actiug upon the advice fif jier lawyer, resolv ed to let the house furnished. Tbe furniture, although antique, was hand some; especially of the drawing-room, Tbo ceilings ofHtWs apartmeut were superbly ornamented ia the Florentine style. A'aoesquesj ou a. pale blue ground adorned jii ceilings ; the pan els of the wall,. were painted with ? roups or figures or rare pieces of still iie: while from the moldings which Separated these panels sprang figures which, beuding downward, held the candelabra lighting the apartment. The furniture was in keeping with the architecture of inlaid wood, heavy wlttl gilding Bndrpholstercd in amber satin ; it was of that stately and old worl.l type which suggested the days of minuets apple-bloasomf: saeques, cherry-colored satin petticoats, and high-heeled shoe. A spindle-legged spiuoet stood near the fire-place, where in was no grate, put great brass dogs. The fireplace was tiled with the queer little Dutch tiles that came over with the tulips in the day af William aud Marp. Those tiles bore "a 'succession of Adams and "Kfe. f (Jelu4 and Abels, and other Scriptural characters, who looked aadly eul ef place among the By uiph satyrs, aod similar-profanities which surrounded the chamber. Tha bause was no soinor advertised than it was immediately taken by an o Hicer tboa quartered in DoMin.. JUe a man of taste, Col. Comyers woulo net allow the house 4 be 1 re modled in way. , Mrs. Cpmyers, too, wae a wo mail who liked novelty, and she triumphantly pictured to h3r- self what a delightful sensation her antique looking drawing-room would create when well lighted up a. filled with a fashionable mob. A pretty ninoante little woman, she was enthu siastically charmed, enchanted, with her Irish residence. One day, about DECEMBER 8, 1875.", the beginning of October,' she 'moved into it, with her two infant children, and twe servants that the bad brought from England a cook and a nurse. For the first night she had no . other aervai.ta in the bouse. . v. ,.. ,i.-, , Upon the first evening of Mrs. Com. yers arrival, her husband was obliged to spend tbe day and night Aom home. She amused herself by wanderiug about the old house, prying into musty cabincia and cupboards, looking with wandering-' and admiring eyes npou the rare old Venetian glass and egg shell china, which seemed almost too fine and too delicate fof use. . About half-past 6 o'c'.'k, as she sat in the drawing-room, the hur?e entered, say log that it was necessary for ..f r to go out to buy some thiugs urgently re' quired. The woman respectfully asked her mistress if she would go up to the nursery to the children, should the hear them cry. "Certainly, nurse, i" suppose you will not be very long away H .i - "I cannot say, madam. I ' do not know Dublin.". (": ;;., J', , : 'Then I think cook had better go with ynu the has been here before. I dare say no one will call this evei ning.'; ' .( -i " in, i.io i "Thank you, madam," and the nerse left the roam.. Jfresently Mrs. Com yera heard the nail door closed, aud the two . women's foetsteps echoing down the steps. '", A quarter of an hoiir twenty min utes passed. . Tbe doors between 'the drawing-room and the nursery, two flights higher up, wero left open, so that Mrs. Comyers could hear every sound. The evening was fust closing in, and she experienced a strange feel ing of. loneliness, and began to. regret her foolish impulse, ia allowing both servants to go out. She laidlown the book she had been reading, and pres ently one of the childrop gaCH-Fyt The mother started from theconch where she was rcclining.and was about to go. up to the nursery, when hurried footsteps on tbe stairs struck upon her ear. ; - ' :: . ' ; "Oh, I need not go," she said to her self. "I suppose oook has stayed at home after all ;'t and having by this time reached the door, ehe indeed saw by the waning light the figure of an elderly woman turning the landing of the night opposite to her. Airs. Com yers returned to her sofa. But the child's crying did not cease, and as she listened it increased from a '.whin ing cry to a wail of terror. In alarm she started up and ran to the nursery. Tbe eldest boy, a child three years old, was sitting np in bed, shrieking, but tbe cook was nowhere to be seeu. - In vain Mrs. Comyers tried to paci fy the child. "Freddy," she asked, "did not cook eome up to you ?" liut the child only gobbed the 'more convulsively, so much so that the mo ther retrained Iron, asking any further questions. ' 6oftly singing to him, ha was Soon asleep again, and Bhe stole 3uielly from the r ora. . It was almost ark, yet she distinctly saw, walking a few steps before her, the figure of a woman which she yet believed to "be the cook. .:' 1 ' "Why, cook,. I thought you had gone out with nurse." ' lhe figure had just readied tho bot tom of the flight of stairs; it turuod slowly round, revealing the face of an old woman with ' 3 white cap-border closely crimped around her puckered np, leoring face. A grnesora, weird light seemed to surround her, bo that Mrs. Comyers distinctly saw the shriv eled lips move, the bleared eyes gleam; and the shaky, skinny hand, which was raised and shaken menacingly at her. The figure then turuod and ran swiftly down the stairs. For a moment Mrs. Comyers was frightened; but, girding up courage, blamed herself forgiving way to nerv ousness persuaded .herself that it must be some person engaged by the cook. . Bhe walked down the stairs, her heart beating violently, and called out courageati8ly: 1 "My good woman, who are you, and wlmt is your busiuess here." For answer, a chuckling laugh re sounded throughout the echoing old house. The clatter of many feet was heard upon tbe stairs; still, the brave little woman hardly quailed. '. Cut what was she to do? , She was too ter rified to venture after the figure. Just then there waa a knock at the hall door, and, with a sense of relief, sho hastened down to open it. The two wo men servants entered, j "Cook," said Mrs Comyers, ''did you leave any one in the house duriug your absence '! 1 .. n i "No, madam." 1 t'WelL you bad better co and , look in the kitchen,' fur some wemen wcot down stairs just now. , Lights were speedily procured, and every inch of tho basement story was uoavailinglv searched. The doors were then secured, and as Mrs. Com yers saw the servants were ' rather frightened, she wisely refrained from cnteriug into any particulars concern- ( I ' .HI j i I , $2 TEK ANNUM. I V mg either tbe ruanucr of the figure or the strange noises she had board. Tbe next day she related the cir cumstance to hup husband, who laugh ed at her nervous fupcies, and. practi-. tally suggested that .u close eye be kept on tbe area gate. Two weeks flew by, aud the all air seemed to be almost forgotten, until one evening, as Colonel and Mrs. Comyers sat alone in tho dinning-room, , the sound of many footsteps was heard in the drawing-room overhead, and a plaintive air was played upon the old spinnet. They listened amazed for a minute, aud at length Mrs. Comyers said ; "Henry, I am sure it is that that thing?" , ' .. . "You littla' goose!" ho exclaimed, laughing 1. "Stay where you aie, and Pllandsee.''.;.. , ' . He bounded up the stairs there was a hurried shuffling of feet ; the music ceased, and he soon returned. The scene he had witnessed be couid not relate to hia nervous, delicate-wife. Therefore, to avoid being questioned, be said, with au assumption of gaiety, ... "Mabel, congratulate niel I have at last seen your mythical old , woman 1" Mrs. Comyers shivered, aud nestled into hor husband's sheltering arms, at she.wbispered, faintly : , "Yes, I know you have seen her, for I saw her go before ybu out of tbe room' , . They could not apcount for the phenomenon, and naturally were difti. dent about mentioning it to any one. Thus the time passed on until Christ mas. ' 1 1 v ' With the Christmas time ' there ar rived a nephew of Col. Comyers olever, handsome,, merry Val Wychen ley; a young doctor) who h.id just ta ken out his diploma: ' He had passed a brilliant examination, and befjro again resuming ' work bad come to spend a few weeks in Dublin, fnf the Fur pose of resting his overtaxsd br'. t was agreed ttjnf. h,e should not be told anything : about the mysterious old woman.., ,,, ;! '.,. Vi On Christmas Day a number of friends expected to dine. There was also to be an e rewlng party ; thereforo, in order to save trouble, Mrs. Comyers had had the diuing-tablo arranged early in the aftcrcoon, and then lock ed the door. She was ery proud of ber daintily-arranged table ; she had trstefully disposed tho quaint-colored aud gilt Venetian glass, and the rare old chiua belonging to the house. Groups of shepherds aud shepherdesses holding cornucopia filled with glisten ing holly, interspersed with-its-ewn bright red . berrioiy aud tbe -. enowy white ones of those 'of tho 'mistletoe, were placed at intervals along the 'ta ble. " :;," ,'. . " V' About 5 in the afteratrs, ns Col. Comyers and his nephew were saunter ing home round the square, a sudden aud heavy shower came on. : They walked fast, but by the time they ar rrived at the hall door they were thor oughly arencued. uoi. Uomyers im mediately went into his dressing-room on . the first landing, inviting ..his nephew to follow, but that free-and-ensy your gentleman preferred tak ing off his wet boots in tbe hall. . "Here, Eridget! Mary 1 whoever you are, take these boots, like a good girl," said, bo, addressing a woman standing in the sha'de at tbe top of the kitchen stairs. An aged woman, habited in an old fashioned black gown, with a wbite handkerchief pinned across her bosom, approached him. ' He threw the boots to her, and, to his horror, they then went through her I And then the figure vanished! Val, being a doctor, his firactical thought was, "liy Jovel my lead must bo in a precious queer state! A bad lookout for me, and Christmas fare In prospective: I had hotter say nothing, however, or those good folks may thiuk I am completely ' off my head.", ..' . .. : , , , '. ! He walked slowly up the stairs, and on the first lauding again was tbe fig ure. It preceded him 'stc- by step, but Val did not ' feel frightened s before, ascribing the vision to purely physical causes acting upon a brain which he' felt was overtasked. Al though' a medical man, it did not oc-' cur to him to apply the untuning test of passing one eye so as to throw it out of the parallel fnpus with the oth er. If the object be the result of hal lucination, it ia seen still and simply ; if actual vision, it Is seen double. The figure entered the drawing-room. Yttl mechanically followed it ; and there what a scene met his eye ! ' : "Ou the polished oaken floor near the fireplace lay the body of a young and beautiful foreign-looking woman, rich ly dressed. There were wounds about her neck, half concealed by ber long raven-black hair. A tall, dark-com plexioned man stood near, holding a loug, thin Venetian stiletto, while be side him stood the old woman, who laughed a fearful tuugh, as sho spurn ed the body with her food ! . As she laughed, the vision faded, and Val Wycherley left the drawing room, uneasy for his braiu. A,t iho Rates of Advertising. One Square (1 Inch,) one lnortlon - $150' One Square " (mo month - 3 OU One Square " three months 0 00 One (( unre " one year - - 10 00 Two Squares, one year - - . 15 Po Quarter Col, ., " - , . .. 30 00 Half. " " ... . 60 00 up , t , . loo oo Legal notice at established rates. Marringonnd death notices, gratis. All bills for yearl v advertisements col lected quarterly. Temporary advertise ments mnKt be paid for In advance. Job work, Cnsh on Delivery. door he wa. met by Mrs. Comyers.who insisted upon his coming down to, 4ee her pretty dinner-table. Col. Comyers was also one of tbe privileged, and the proud young housekeeper unlocked tho (lining-room door, when, lo! all tbo exquisito ojd china lay in frag ments upon the floor! Tho table-cloth was pulled away, and all the pretty decorations ruthlessly destroyed! In a reeess neatf the fire place stood a dark, foreign-looking man and the old. wo man, both of whom laughed devilish ly, and then vanished ! The scene was witnessed by the three. Mrs. Comyers faiuted in her husband's arms. A ser ious nervous illness followed, and ns soon as it was practicable she was re moved from the house. . i , Val Wycherley recounted his ex perience in the drawiug-roora, and Col. Comyers admitted that he had witnessed the same scene. Of course they left the hensfli bnt refrained from making the reasons public, beyond telling the proprietors, who natural) v. did not credit , it. Hut tenant after tenant left, .scared away by strange noises snd appearances, and tlio house fell gradually into its present state of decay; not even a care-taker could bo induced to remain in it. ' 'r. ' .' The main facts of the preceding story are perfeotly true, and were re lated to the writer by Mrs. Nugent's daughter, the present proprietress of the ill-fated house. The Argosy. TlIOl'UHTl FOR MATUKDAY NltmT, It is better to reconcile an enemy than to Conquer him." ' I have found it hard to persuade men that death is sunrise. ' ' 1 . Death has this also, that it openeth the gate tq good fame and extinguishes ouyy. -i-iivi j i. ijEi j. vi VThnn shalt uua out" ; 18 not one of God's coramandaients, and r.o roan can ' be saved by trying to keep it.u '.- ) ,' ." ' ' ' ' Lost Yesterday, between . sunrise and sunset, two golden hours, each aet with sixty diamond minutes. , No re ward is offered, as they are 'gone for ever. ,. ... . ; .; v.'l- I.;"'. - Hannah More said to Horace Wnl? pole : "If I wanted to punish au ene my it should be by fastening on hint the trouble of constantly hating some: body." ' .:... At what employment would, you have death find you? For my part, I would have it be some humane, be neficent, public-spirited, noble action. A young Southern lady objected to the seeming' impropriety of carrying her petty cares to the Almighty God, as advised by her colored "mama," because they were so petty. . "Bress, ye, honey," was Aunt Milly's wise re ply, "so' dey Is; but dey's all the troubles you'a got!" i A child will infer from the spirit which prevudes a household, whether the kingdom of heaven is a fact or a fiction. If it concludes it to be a fic tion, how must the soul suffer. If ft feels and knows it to bo a glorious and joyful truth that heaveu is near and above us, bow will the spirit bo daily drawn upward and onward? , Do not think of one falsity as harm less, and another as slight, and anoth er as nnlntended. ' Cast them alt aside. They may be light and acci dental, but "they are an ugly soot from the smoke of the pit, for all that; and, it is hotter that our hearts should bo swept clean of them, without over care as to which is tho largest and, blackest. ' A powerfully built young lady from Ghost's Gulch walked into a dry golds store at Canton City, Colorado, tho other day, and blowing her nose and wiping it on her shoe heel, inquired of bachelor clerk : "Uo you keep nose, young follow?" "Yes, ma'am, all kinds," was the reply; and pulling down a couple of the boxes of hose, he hold a pair up to view, Sho look ed straight at him, turned red, and overflowed with the romark r "You blasted fool, them's etockiu's I want a hoe." He referred her to the hard ware store. . ', . Mrr Huxley, the learned scientist, writes t "I hope Mr. will not mix In philogeuetie stsmmbauma with ob jective taxonomy." We should great ly deprecate such a thing ourselves, but we are inclined to thiuk that the fellow is fool enough to do it. Cour ier Journal. .. , j v; Mrs. Partington having heard her son say that there were a great many anecdotes in the almanac, hedged him to cut them all out, as she heard that when anybody was poisoned nothing was neeessarv but to crive him an au ecdote and it would cure him. . Tho vital statistics of this country prove that a woman will spend morn time to hide a piuiplo oil her forehead thau bhe will tq take taru of seven children, U Is difficult to tell how much a fish will Weigh by looking at the wales. 411-lv.