; A family feud Reduced to a- few
by internal quarrels.
Somebody says if you can't get a
good education and a white plug bat,
get the hat.
Tbe poll-back dresses are good in a
pale of wind. It is Dot true, however,
that they have to grease them to get
them on.
Puts" and "calls" may be properly
defined thus: You put your money in
the hande of a broker for the purpose
of speculation and call for tbe profit
in Tain.
Io Norway, the loDgest day lasts
three months. Tbe nil who six
months ago promised to call in a day
or two and settle bis little bill, must
Lave gone to Norway on a visit.
A bad little boy upon being prom
ised five cents by his mother if he
would take a dose of castor oil, ob
tained the money, and then told his
parent that she might castor oil in the
street.
A man in Wyoming, Ohio, upon
opening his chicken-bouse recently,
one morning missed two birds ; but
then on the other band be found two
fingers in tbe trap. They haven't been
called for yet.
A Vicksburg negro woman was told
that the price of sea lions had risen.
"De Lord only knows what's to bo-
coma of poor folks," she exclaimed,
"when the nesumnaries ob life am rli
clean ont ob reach."
The difficulty with these dime nov
els is, that a boy who reads them is in
spired with a more consuming desire
to grow up and become a pirate and
wear six pistols in his belt, than be a
minister and weai a white neck-tie.
A young beau, at his sister's even
ing party, began to sing, "Why am I so
wreak ana weary r when a little broth
er brought tbe performance to a sud
den close by yelling out, "Aunt Mary
says it's Cause you get drunk every
aigni ana come nome so later
A Presbyterian minister, while mar
rying a couple of his rustic Danshion
era, felt exceedingly disconcerted on
his asking the bridegroom if he were
willing to take tbe woman for bis wed
ded wife, by his scratching his head
and saying, "Ay, I'm williu', but I'd
rather nao ner sister.
Brigbam Young seems to be as de
voia ot manners as he is lack in mor
als. He recently sat with his hat on
through a whole performance at the
opera bouse at Salt Lake City A
newspaper of that city read tbe old
sinner a lecture on etiquette, but it
was so much labor lost.
A resident of Pottsville this State,
nas a coin which bas been decided to
be a Hebrew shekel of the date of 535
IS. C. It has on one side a represeo
union oi Aron s ooaded rod, and ou
the other a priest s censer with incense,
I be same gentleman also bas an old
&axon coin, an Elizabethan shilling of
lo'Jl, and an English coin of 1693.
"Got the 'phoby, have ye? Can'
swallow any liquid, eh?" observed
Mrs. Milliss to her husband, whn ha
- refused water for two days. "Well
we 11 see, and tbe good woman drew
tbe cork from the whisker bottle and
placed the muzzle to her liege's mouth.
xrni;. r j .
Ai&iiiioo v cujurou I rum lis gloom
l;i it r ....
jiae a run mooa irom behind a cloud,
and, glancing at his wife with a quizxl
ca.i expression, ne said: "Uome
.think ot it, Jane, I don't believe that
cog bad any teeth I"
Recently a foreign embassy sought
the assistance of the English police to
find a young girl who bad just become
me neiress oi many millions. The in
structions were vague, and the task
was necessarily given to one of the
keenest detective. At the end of six
weeks tbe detective reported at head
quarter and handed in bis resign
tion. "Well," said tbe chief, "and
what about the girl r "I found her
about a month ago iu a dressmaker1
hop, was the answer. "And what
then?'1 "I married her veeterdav rl
tbi morning I have just received her
ix minions.
A Sunday school picnic was rectat
-ly held in a grove near Kiupiton. N.
Y. An ex -sheriff seemed to be a sort
oi king-bee, among the people, an
uncrimenaea ail tbe irruniminii
Large tables were SDread and loariad
with an abundance of good things. As
oon as everything was nearly ready
for the feast a number of the children
grabbed up knives and forks and
"went in," when tbe ex-sheriff howled
out: -Mold on, you infernal bogs,
wui you i men in a milder tone b
said to one of tbe ministers present
urotner , will you ask a bless
ingr-
A citizen who was driving along the
Jackson road tbe other day, says tbe
, .vuUig uouiu, ww a man up a
tree near the roadside, and baiting h
inquired: "What are you doing tip
there 1" The man made no reply and
we citizen continued: "What' the
cause or your being up there?"
tnat moment a woman rose up from
the fence corner, rested a club on the
leuce ana remarked : "I'm the cause
stranger, and if you wait till become
down you'll tea the worst field of car
jaga around here that ever laid out
uoor: in citisen drove on and
she turned to tbe man up the tree aud
continued : Tolbeinua, I can't climb
and you know it; but if you'll drop
down here for two minute I'll give
you a jitit claim deed of the form!"
JOB WORK
DONE AT THR
'REPUBLICAN" OFFICE
At he lowest cash prices, neatly, prompt-
ly, and in style equal to that of anj
other establishment in the DUtriot.
-:o:-
BUSINESS CARDS
SHOW CARDS,
visiting cards.,
SCHOOL CARDS
WEDDING CARDS,
PROGRAMMES,
INVITATIONS,
BALL TICKETS,
ADMISSION TICKETS,
MONTHLY STATEMENTS,
ENVELOPES
BILL HEADS,
LETTER HEADS,
KOTE HEADS,
CIRCULARS,
BLANKS,
P o
s
TERS
DODGERS,
HANDBILLS,
LABELS,
SHIPPING TAGS, &.
Allegheny Valley Rail Road.
il Creek & Allegheny River Rail
way, and Buffalo, Corry &. Pitts
burgh R. R.
ON AND AFTER Mondav, May !
1875, trains will run as follows i .
STATIONS. Northward. Southward
Bm I K. !-1 - 1 Na Nn.
am p m pm pin pm am
Pittsburgh 8:'2S 2:301 8: 9:15 8:10 0:20
W PenJime :42 4::iS IO:tt 7:51 4:1" 4:'2.
Klttanntng M:i 6:0H 7:11 8:12 3:i
R. lt'k Juiicll:IS 6:00 ViAl 0:nn 4:10 2:10
hrady Bendll:30 :17 1:0H 5:45 1:55 1:50
Parker 12;0H 6:57 2:05 :00 1:05 l&:0
Kmlnnton 1A44 7:40 ifc: 4:W 12:1" 1 l:oo
Hcrubgrass 1:.W 8:25 4:00 3:41 11:.KI 10:35
Franklin 2:14 9:10 5:07 2:58 10:40 9:10
Oil City 3:00 9:50 6:15 2:20 10:00 8:15
Oleopolis 3:45 7:43 11:58
KagleRock 4:07 8:0(111:311
Ttonesta 4:40 8:50 UM"
Tldioute fl;05 10:20 9:15
Irvineton 7:20 11:40 7:45
Rouseville 8:14 10:01 8:27 1:52 9:02 7.0S
THiMvllle 4:10 10:55 7:35 12:30 8:10 :13
Corry 6:i 8:52 11:10 5:08
Mavvllle :57 10:37 9:35 3:34
UuiTulo 9:15 1:10 6:05 12:20
p. ut n. m p. in a. ni a. ni p. m
Trains run liv Philadelphia Tlmo.
PAVin MrCAKUO, Oen'l Snp't
. MORTON HALL,
Ucn'l Passenger A Ticket Agent.
PENNSYLVANIA CEN
TRAL RAILROAD
ON AND AFTER 11 P. P. Sunday May
1, 1870, Trains arrive at and leave the
Union Depot, corner of Washtnton and
liberty street, an follow:
AKKIVK
Mail Train, 1.30 a m : Fast Line, 12.12 a
m ; WeU'a accommodation No. 1, 6.20 a m
Rrinton acoommodation No 1, 7.60 a ni:
Wall's acoommodation No 2, 8.55 a m ;Cin
clnnatl express 9.20 a m t Johnstown ac
commodation 10.50 a m ; Rraddock's ac
commodation No 1,7.00 pm: Pittsburgh
express 1.30 p m; Pacitlc express 1.50 p m j
rv an a acoommooation jvo , ii.so p m
Homewood accommodation No 1,9.55 pm;
Wall's accommodation No 4. 5.50 d in :
Brinton accommodation No 2, 1.10 p in:
TY SJT i BNOUr io.zu p m.
DEPART.
Southern express 6.20 a ni : Pacific, cx
rresa 2.40 a m s Wall's accommodation No
, 6.30a m ; Mail Train 8.10 a in : llrinton'a
accommodation 13.20 a m: Uraddork's ac
commodation NoLS.10 p m ; Cincinnati
express 12.35 p BJa' all's accommodation
: x, ii.ai a m ; Jumiiown accoxiiiiiotlatlon
4 (IS n m , HnmnwnnH lITln i il n n V r.
l, 8.50 p m; Philadelphia exprotfa 3.50 p m:
W all accommmtntion No 8.3.05 D m: Wall'a
accommodation No 4, 6.05 p m j Fast Line
7.40 p in ; Wall'a No 5, 11.00 p m,
The Church Trains love Wall's Station
every Sunday at 0.05 a. in., reaching Pitts
burgh at 10.05 a. in. Returning leave Pitts
burgh at 12.50 p. m.. and arrive at Wall's
Station at 2.10 p, m.
Cincinnati exDresa leaves ilTTV. South'
ern express daily except M on lay. All oth
er Trains daily, except Sunday.
r or iurwor lniormation apiy to
W. H. BECKWITK. Agent.
The Pennsylvania Railroad Companv
will not assume anv Risk for liaggage ex
cept for Wearing Apparel, and limit thoir
rspoiiHioiiiiy o une. Hunarea uouai a val'
ue, ah baggage exceeding that
ount
In value will be at the risk of too
unlesa taken by special contract.
ner,
A. J. UASfSAl
Goneral Superintendent. Altoona Pa.
WESTERN
PITTSBURGH, IV.
The following list embrace oulj a part
va iui aililjloiiFH) BtXH'K
. Muaale-Loadln- Rifles, full or half atock
ni m rji, sua a.
Double Barrel Rifles. 20 to (50.
Doubl9 Rifles and Shot Guns, ei theover
and under, or side by side.and at all prices
from $30 to $.,0.
Single-Barrel Shot Guns, for men or
boys : cheap safe and durable. All prices
3.50 to ti5 each.
Double Bar'jel Shot Guns.
Anr fiftir A ATam, r t
London Twist. Laminated Steel or rsmiut.
cub Barrels, finished In the best and latent
style, all sicca, for men and Itoys, at pricca
PISTOLS,
In variety from $1.00 to $8.00. .
REVOT.VRTJS
4, 5, 6, or 7 shooters, of every kind, at all
nl.uu Auvn. Ail W x .if An "
Bsaja 11 Win tywj.w 4j fUO.UU.
BREECH-LOADING RIFLES,
Winchester Improved 18 shooter. Rest
long range gun in the world. Price only
Sharp's Celebrated Breech-Loading Rl.
flea only $10 each.
nemingtoa Ureech-Loading Rifles at
loeni lactory prices.
Wleaaon's and Stephen's Prw-VAt
usiiiif uietal cartridges, at $12, $15 and $18,
n I I t cm . r
Dreecn-Loaaing onot wuns.
The Dexter Si mVIe "Barrel Breoch Xoul
ing Shot Uun, using Braasshelia price $20,
ntepneiiir a. ij. aingie uun, $10.
Double Barrel Breech Loader. of Moore
Dean's WoodhiU'a. (Ireenen'u HIi'liirH.'
Scoot' s and other fine makos. at all prices!
Scad or I 'rice List to
J. II. JOHNSTON,
GREAT western gun works,
285 LIBERTY STREET,
PITTSBURGH, IV..
and state that aaw thia advertise inont i
"HI FOHKST KVFl HI.II-i M
Tabb NoTiru-I will buy or trade for
Army Riiles.Carbines, Revolvers, Ac. For
prices see Catalogue.
Orders by mail receive prom i)t attention,
Goods sent by express to any jM.iut C. O,
i ojuiiiieu ueiore lvid for, wh
rofjueated.
46tf
LOTS FOR SALE
IN THE
BOROUGH OF TIONESTA.
Apply to GEO. O. SICKLES,
7fl, Nassau St., New York City.
S77A WfcEK guaranteed to Male and
f I emule agents, in their locality.
V.'V !"." "" to try it. Particulars Kree.
1 . (. A H-kery ,( Ci.., Auv;iitii Mo, j.(t
32U3
Immense II eduction
A.t the Wholesale and Retail
S. HAMILTON & CO., 77-5TP
ml 1 t y, V
f
Y ;J J
OUR MOTTO 13 AND HAS BEEN
QUICK SALES AND SMALL PROFITS.
OiiiThuaincsa is exclusively PIAXOS ,,l
" v",,.- ni", nn, mil in i.i mis exclusive
five to ten instruments a week, our sales
day, so that we can better allord to sell nt
20 and 25 per cent,
r.very Jnsirumenl we sell Is as criutrl nr,
j . .... vj bvu t-iiciu. V I1MVD
1 .. -,1 -1 . r. , . , , . .
""i j-insourgn aiono. i hey are not some new Organ, the growth of a few
months, tint aro old reliable makes, that are constantly adding every meritorious im
provement. Iho really Urand Himmons t'lough'a Combination (rgan have been
m u re,, ,r iwoniy-nve years, while the t elebrated Tavlor A Farley Colestos
organs haye been maniilactured over Twenty years. A nd now for the puriwse or in
tnaluoiDg them mora thoroughly throughout all tne couutry towns of the Klate, we
cn n,,u .orv nuvv comnu is ror large nuinlicrs or them, w hich we pro
pose to soil on their merits, and without the assistance of AGKXTS UR MIDDLKMKN
V r i . 1 VI r "r u,",0," commissions and wholesale discounts, we are thus
enabled to oiler these Organa at the following prices, at which we shall sell lor a short
CABINET
Double Reed, 4 Stop Organs, Regular Price, 9145.00 at $ 80.00
5
6 " " 165.00 at
FULL RESONANT CASKS
Double Reed, 4 Stop Organs, Regular Price, $165.00 at
5
6
sets Reeds 6
8
Vox Humana
Viola
These Organs arc i bTJ Solid Walnut, Paneling and Carving all of Solid Walnut
thing is ot the very best, aud are all fully warranted for live j cars,
TRK BZtADBURT A QECKER PIANOS
WILL BE SOLD AT THE SAME RATES OK DISCOUNT.
Tho above are strictly cash prices, but If
. 1 - - - 1, , ,ovinr
ing made, lr the cash price lo sent with the order, the Instrument' -ii i i JIVTi a 1
D I f'tinm tii,l00m ''f . e hUtoMy&$!tt Uy
If ",n8 de8lred' w "" Hh good security, or at ltWrXrodeei
Address for Catalogue, and state where you read this notice.
feblT 14m
maassi
Jlavlng completed the alteration
of our utore roam, vv would re
ajtectfullu announce that we Imvv
re-otened.
li e have arranged our Store with
a view to the convenience ofcuntom--ra,
and to secure expedition in all
branches of our buttinens.
Our Stock will be new through'
out, embracing all the" I a tent nor el
tiee in fine Jewelry, Watches, Sil
ver H are ansl fancy Goods.
Jtu attention to customers, in
ducement In prices,al adherence
to a high standanl of quulitg, wo
hope to merit a continuance of the
Westou"1 l,eretofore liberally
ni!!'!8 TJ rxxsoya soys,
VJ Market Street, I'ittuburgh, J'a.
M'ELROY
wuuusx., -
WHOLESALE
OFFER THEIR STOCK OF
DRY" COO DS AND NOTIONS
-yUTUMN. 1 B-7.4,
. , . ' , i.
Ps.1. P. FmJl-IMm wocm. mr I piluM M th
Vn'.,rtllTof Vana'alB n4 ilur JO yar,' UMrl,4l.
,rfMiUr. UlUr'i V((ali HKomail,
yrnpi,4 Fills, hioS 1 iwum mm InlMiiU urs
,,rl'iu,l.ll.4. I.usn Uusk. Ilut, Liaha Kuwli l.
Bluud, MS U HIi.umUio dlrM. r. to, Uiti ittik
jiirii l i;i. fl'-t osuouax, rtiu. rks.
f.i iiiHovriic.Monb,,L uU.Td,'buk.,.o.u.
l.nlM.Madaa.l'. lA-t.B.Bocbni.CUIutE, IL
l'iiiUAicriKWa'T,ifiii7uS!.ft
iviiwi rmmrmMnjnmtim rto Hrwwtl fw.n Im.
7-ly
Th. Republican Office
TZEEP8 eonstantly on hand a large as.
IV aortui.ntofHlank Deeds, Mortgage.
Hub,Kcas, Warrants, Summons, die. Ui
be -W cheap for cash .
W33K3ESX
to Suit the Times! !
Piano and Organ Emporium of
AVE.,!PITTSBUltGH, PA
nnn A vs u-l,i..i, n.,i.i. n i.....
iraue. 1 nils w nero oilier ilea era n il from
very ollcn exeeed these uuiiiIhts In a sin-le
10 por cent, prollt on cost, than they canal
'
tx. ,,. , i,,,...,..t.i..
BUaU MIU 1U UBO
CASES.
" 155.00 at
W.00
05.00
05.00
175.00 at
185.00 at
215.00 at
275.00 at
100.00
105.00
125.00
160.00
Nel
desired by the purchaser either .....rwi
enn ocDentl on the mnit
S. HAMILTON & CO.,
' fifth Avenue, Vittsburyh, i'a
& IDICIKISOICT,
. PITTSBURGH, PA.
AT VEItY LOW PKICES
w25-3m
1 1k o.do-t and most reliable Institution
ror obtaining a Mercantile rdiicution. For
( ir.'ulars write to P. DU1' SONS,
om PitUburgh, Pa.
KKVNTONK IIIMNU HOOIH,
203 Liberty St., - . Pittoburgh, Pa.
. II'. . Al.VraOX, Proprietor.
-HKAI.M AT AM. IIOl UN.
TRANSIENT
w"o-ly
CUSTOM fc'OLK'ITKD.
TOH WORK ueatly executed at tl.lsome
at reasi.naVi'n mlrs.
Mruhi 1 .1 ...
CLOTHING !
Host Cloth!
ItoHt 9IakrI
llrst Fit, I
The ciiichUoii In thexc hard times Is not
only "What shall wo do lor grub to cat ?"'
but
WIT Eli KWITI I A Tj
SHALL WE BE CLOTHED ?""
It In a notorious fact that In most towns,
and cities round alM-ut us, clothing nindn
to order Is not sold in acrordniicn to tho
lepict'intion of other neccstartes or lilc.,
Tlicro Is. howrvcr, an h.mralilo excrp.
tion to thin ru'C in the srsou of
X. M'IMKL Jlcrclinnt Tullor,
TIDIOUTE, PA.,
Who makes clothing or tho very best kind,
lits guaranteed, Irom
25 to 30 Per Cent. Below
the prices of other dealers In tills part of
the country.
WHY IS THIS THUS?'
Rncause 1st, Mr. Wise pavs no- large fig--ures
tor rent, as ho owns 'the tmihliug he
occupies. l!d, ho doesn't psv a cutter
$'J500 to $'VNN) a year, hut does Ills own cut
ting, and Is nut excelled In this Uun In
Western Pennsylvania. 3d, ho buys
cloths lor cash, thus getting a redaction on
ordinary mles. 4th he sells for cash, and
thus has no bad debts to make up.
The Ian Is 4e. lroni this place to 11(1
loute, and at the present time, you can go
up In tho morning and back at .1::i0, hav
ing three hours in Tldioute to select your
good and leave your orders.
titvo Inn' a trial, and you win not only
anvo money, but will get pcrtuct Ills, and
any stylo ur uuuiity oi cioui you want.
l(oiuoiiilertho.nninc and place,
7 ly N. WISH, Tldioute, Pn,
WATERS' CONCERTO & ORCHESTRAL
nRClNS''' inHt binm UmI m
uaunog i r le erft'c-l m ton
I iiio OHtntiib
3(l TH.ti.ttTOPMsrrfSrbnsa
v-T ttcr slsrnllssstun
-L fritMw nr. )u-aif, by mm
t'V!.-3, Hllnrly l. ed, ' ..
"ril "-.' wT
A:'.- II H mm, m mmmtmi A
,-Vifvl a vi i ii i.
v'- .xa i i i io'iir in .iiAn
'nirr i, ki fl MIL. TktH OriHi
mr, imt Ixml maele ti'1"' Nlulva.
WATERS'
NEW SCALE
PIANOS,
tm ffrent paw
r md flue
ilsslss lone.
mnik nil a4fm iMiriTanrmi,
md mr Ik, bekt I'Uhm nml.. I'Iiiim
artrssgamt risssa mr, wnrmnleai fmr
ynara trlcrs ralrvntrly la,r fmr
cash or nnrt rnsh, mW nnlnnra t
naa.nl hi r ajunrlarly nnyments
nacnal-linnal l,tirumenis Inkrn ai
arba. liHKA'l' INIIIIl:.
H3H' k Ik IKAUh AUKHTI
WANTI'.IIW werr kly 4 vamr
0- ii. H. n4l l, A Inrgenlsa,
ttnt m lUtihrrt, kiniMm.l Timrtlv. ckU. Iwif.
m, X. Il l t .VTK.IT .71 CATAIJIIII EX mailmbl
IIOKACK H ATI Hl ak
Ml Himm as4 .lirrcor tu H, Tm
lettlmonials of W9ter8'..Piano8"aiiJ
Organs.
"Waters' Concerto Parlor Organ pns
scKsi'S a lienntitiil and HH iiliarlv soli ton.
Tne Concerto Stop is, without doubt, tho
lxst ever placed In any organ. It Is pro
duced by an extra set of reeds, peculiarly
voiced, 'from which the effect Is most
charming, and its imitation of tho human,
voice Is superb. For sweetness of tone
and orchestral ollccts it has uo eijnal."
AT. 1'. Timet.
' The Concerto Parlor Organ-Is some
thing entirely new ; it is a beautiful parlor
ornament, possesses a sweet aud power
ful tone is a most ronuirjndshle 'nven
tion and holds a high place in pnlillo la
vor." X. 1 Ai rani; JW,
A N .tlHI'H KSTItA I.X TUB Pa Blin. Tll
orchestral organ Is the name of anew reed
organ recently announced by HoraceWa
tors dt Non. The Instrument takes tills
name from Its recently invented orches.
tral st. The Vniciug of tills Is peculiar,
producing the elici t ot a full sweet con
tralto voice. Its tiiiest elloct is prisluced
when the stops are drawn, ao that an or
chestral efleot la given. The easels nniquo
aud makes a haiidsomo article of furni
ture." Jr. J'. Hun.
The Waters Pianos are known as among
the very beat. Wo are enabled to speak of
these instruments witii confidence, from
ersoiial knowledge. X. Y. EvaiigrlM.
Dr. J. Walker's Cnlirorniii Vin
egar Uittcrs wo n purely Togctubla
preparation, riiado chiolly from tho n;i
tivo Loib8 found on tho lower ranges of
tbe Sierra Nevada mountains of Califor
nia, tho medicinal properties of which
nro extracted therefrom without the use
of Alcohol. Tho question is nlmo't
daily asked. "What is tho eatiso of tlii
unparalleled success of Viseqau Hit-.
TkhsI" Our answer is, that thoy remove,
tho causo of disease, and tho patient re
covers his health. They aro the great,
blood nunderand a I'lfo-giving principle,,
a perfect Innovator and Invigorating
of tho system. Never before in the.
history of tlio M-orld has a medicine licem
coinpounilcd pononHin tho roiiiurkublo
qualitie of Vixkua IIittsbs in healing the
tick or every discano man ii heir to. They '
aro a pernio Purgativo a woll a a Tunic,
relieving t'onpuatiuti or Inflammation of
the Liver aud Viscoral Organs iu Ililiotu
Diseaaci
The properties of Dn. Walker's
v ixkoak liiiTKRi aro A periuiit, Diniiluireilc,
taruiinative, KMtft(iju, Laxative. Jiiuretie,
beUauro, C'ouutor-lrritant hudurilic, Alttra
Uve, aud Auti-l)iljou.
n, ii. McBomii.n CO-
VOX ii'Tn- " 'Tsnclsc.1. California
rf .'l w'""n"n il Charli..n Su.. N'. V.
A DVKRTLStS send 25 cents to Geo.
r Ir hglity.,,, IlmiphM, . n.wil.g
"l "I ti-lverixin-j, ', i
frd