"I WISH I H AD CAPITAL." So wo heard a great strapping young man exclaim the other day in an of fice. We l id want to tell hira a piece of our mind go bal, and we'll just write him. You want capital, do you? And tnipposo you hud what you call capital, what would Vou do with it? You want capital f Haven't you got hand, and foot, and muscle, and bone, nnd brains, and don't you call them capital T What more did God give anybody? "Oh, they are not mouey," pay you. But they are moro than money, nnd uobody can take them from you. Don't you know how to use them? If you don't, it is time yon were learning. Take hold of the first plow, or hoe, or jack-plane, or broad nx that yon can liud and go to work. Your capital will soon yield you n large Interest. Aye, but" there's the rub. You don't want to work; you want money or credit, that vou may play the gentleman and speculate, and end by playing the vagabond. Or you want a,plautation and negroes, that you may hire an overseer to at tend to them, while you run over the country and dissipate; or want to marry some rich girl who may be fool ish euough to take you for your good looks, that she may support you. Shame upon you, young man 1 Go to work with the capital you have.and you'll soon make interest enough upon it, and with it to give you as much money as you want, and make you feel like a mnn. If you can, make money upon what capital you have, you couldn't make it if you bad a million dollars iu money. If you don't know how to use bone and muscle ana braius you would not know how to use gold. If you let the capital you have lie idlo and wasto and rust out, it would be the same thing with you if you had gold ; you would ouly know how to waste. Then don't stand about like a great helpless child waiting for somebody to come in and feed you, but go to work. Take the first work you enn find, no matter what it is, so that you may be Bure to do it like Billy Gray did his drumming well. Yes. what nu nn lertake, do it well ; always do your best. If you roaungo the capital you already nave, you will soon liave plen ty more to manage ; but if vou can't or won't manage the capital God has given you, you will never have any. more to manage. The voting man whit nfTura tn dnn drinking and chewing if his girl will 1 1 1 . . i v- marry mm, win in less man a year al ter marriage tell her that be sold him self for fifty cents on the dollar, and she will reply that she paid twenty five per cent, too much for him. The story is told of Ralph Waldo Emerson that when he was abroad he went to see the sphinx. He and the sphinx looked at each other long time in silence, then the sphinx said "You're another," and that ended the interview. AVheu six hundred people will pack themselves into freight cars and ride twenty miles for the sake of eating a cold lunch in some old pasture, it is not. for any journalist to fling insults nt the gamo of base bail. "I thought editors were intellectual WlOKS." remarked a Missouri Vtcci.er. "Iinl b..'' i. wuw taut. II u e IUUU hack and surveyed ilio pile of bones which one of the late excursion party had loft behind him. Tho Boston editor said he wroto as plaiu us could bo, "Tho sacred heavens i i t - i I . urouuu in in siuiie, wncci the blaratod printer wcut and mado it, "Tho scared uyoniis nrouuu liliu sum r A Chicago man exeusos himself or nov going to some watering place by saying that ho full into the river last r i i i . , . i.uij ami Kui enougu to last Htm lor - ...i... i u wnuiu year. Naturalists have decided that no ion can lay over six hundred egg. Therefore, wheu you have checked off io uii ngure you can sell her lor cpring chicken. It is said that full v l.il,.r,l. f ,. " hi n u J t b 1 1 V Jottora which reach the dead loiter of fice get there because women have au insane desire to write a beautiful fiuo hand. "It is generally tlio case with bad boys," philosophioally remarks Miss Anthony, "that they 'look like their mother and act like their father." "Why should we celebrato Washing, ton's birthday moro than mine?" ask od n toucher. "Because ho never told a lie," shouted a little boy. Dio I,owis reenmruund work as a remedy, but it is noticed that Dio don't hung arouud a tawbuck to any great extent. A Hind man in southern Illiuois can play checkers, but he can't find tho wood pile if his wife wants au armful of woofl. The greatest coutost of reaping ma chines ever held in Germany has just ended in a victory fur an American ha i vet. lor. What language docs nu Ar.ihiau child apeak before it cuts its teeth? Guni-Arabic, unijuentionably. . New Jersey makes vagabonds earn their lodgings by sawing wood and pounding stone. Fume is liko an ctl rather hard to inttli, nnd n great deal harder to hold. JOB WORK POXE AT THR 'REPUBLICAN" OFFICE At the lowest cosA price, neathj, prompt ly, and in style equal to that of any other establishment in the DUtrid. BUSINESS CARDS, SHOW CARDS, VISITING CARDS., SCHOOL CARDS WEDDING CARDS, PROGRAMMES, INVITATIONS, BALL TICKETS, 4 ADMISSION TICKETS, SIOXTIII.Y STATEMENTS, ENVELOPES BILL HEADS, LETTER HEADS, NOTE HEADS, CIRCULARS BLANKS, P OSTE R S IX)DGERS, handbills, LABELS, fllUTINCJ TAGS, Ac Allegheny Valley Rail Road. Oil Creek & Allegheny River Rail way, and Buffalo, Corry & Pitts burgh R. R. fy AND AFTKK Monday, May 21, 1W75( trniiiN will run iim IuIIuwh : STATIONS. No lib w n ni . 8(ut1iwarl K Ntv Xv n in pin n in 0:101 fl:20 4:1.V 4:lM anal 2: 10 2:111 li'Wii l:.'iO 1:0.". I"::U) Pittsbnrnh V I'm I one U:4J Kitliiliiilnir 10 n. IV k .11111(11:1) Hrndvlondll: Parker l'J;(KI Kinlcnton l'.':44 l2:l(t!ll:.Vi 1 l::ul l::v Nerubirrass l::io Krnnklin 2:1-1 Oil City 3:00 Oleopoll 3:4T 10:40 0:10 8:15 KaleHock 4:07 Tionesta 4:4tt Tidiouto l:(k) Irviiielon 7:i!n Ttousevillo Tltnsvlllo lVrry Mnvvillo Duilalo .1:14 P:02 T:08 ll:l.'t ii:OH a:S4 12:20 4:10 ft::) fl:A7 0:ir. P. m la, in Ip. ni TrRlim run hv PMlnil.l..Mn ti,..a TAVII MrCAHW, Ueu'fSttp't. J. MOUTHS MALI,, CJen l l'wwcngor A Ticket Agent. TRAL RAILROAD ON AN I AFTER 11 P. I. Sunday May 1, 1870, Train arrive at nnd leave tho Union Depot, comer of WaHhluton and Liberty street, iu follows: AKKIVK. Mail Train, 1.30 a m j Kant Mne, 12.12 a m j Well's neoomnindntion No. 1, 0.20 a m' lirinton aeootnniodntion No 1, 7.60 a m; Wall'a acvoniniodntion No 2, 8.65a m ;Cin cinnatl express 0.20 a m j Johnatown ao eonimoiliuion lO.ftO am; Uraddix k a n comnioiliition No I, 7.00 p ni ; Plttxliiirvh express 1.30 p in; Pwillc oxpreaa l.AO p m Wall's netHinuo'Klutinn No 8, 2,'W p in ; lIoinew(Kxl aoonmniwriation No 1,0.66 pjn; Wall's aimiiiimodation No 4, 6.oO u ni; lirinton accommodation No 2, 1.10 p m: Way l'aaeongcr 10.20 p m. DEPAHT. Southern ornmai R OA n . , T....t,lA Av pres 2.40 a tn ; Waira aeeonimmlmion No i, o.jou m ; Man Tmin 8.10 a in : Urinou s awommodntion 1 J.20 a m : Hraddoek's ao eominodntion No 1, 5.10 p ni;- (.'inrinnati express 12.3." p in ; Wall's aeeoniinodulion N 2, 11.51 a in ; Johnstown fti-coinivndntlon 4.05 p in Honiewood aoeoiiiiiiodation No 1. 8.60 p in; Philndolphia oxpresa 3.50 p mj Wall afwnmttifMliitif.il Vnfl 'i n-.n n..u,rnii'- aecoiiimodiition No 4, 6.a p in j Fast Line i.to jj in , triui 8 nog, li. uu p in. The Church Trains leave Wall'a Station AVfirv H.itifti.v tit tk n ... in.... ' - - - ....... ... v.v.. n. ,..-1 UfllK 1 burgh at 10.05 a. m. Rclurnlnir leave Pitts- '.f.it.i t. i.ovji, ui., tuiu arrive at va:l Station nt 2. 10 p. in. ftnfiltltlntl nvr.iv.ttff 1a.i.a. .1 . t . O.. . . .1. em exprens daily except MonOay.' All oth- r ffiiiis uitn.v, vxf-i.pi, auiitiav. .. For further information aply to ' W. II. BECKWITH. A iron t The Pennsylvania Itailrond Conipanv .in .f. i immune anv iiisk lor linKimiffl px ecpt for Wearing Apjarel, and limit their rsponsihility to t)ne Hundred Dolliii val ue. All bnuKUKj exoeedlnif that a onnt In value will lie at the risk of too nor unless taken by apeeial eontrnet. , A. J. CASSAl General Superintendent, Altoona Pa. GREAT WKTERW nTTtllUKGrTT. ta The followlnpf list einbraecs only a part or our linincnse stork : i r . ... .... jjauun-nnauig itines, mil or lmirtH-k at $12, 15, ftjo, and 25. Double Barrel Rifles, f JO to ft.10. uuismuim uo onoiuuna, eitner over and under, or side by aido.and at all prices from S:lO In trji 1 Bingle-Barrel Shot Ouna, for men or a.' !. ernp Rafo "'V durable. All prices Double Barrel Shot Gun& Our fifty different styles, made of Iron. Ixnulon Twist, laminated Mtoel or Danias' ens Barrels, liiiished in the best and latest stylo, all sites, for men and bovs, at prices tor loo8' ll0 '' PIHTOLS, In variety liom 1.U0 to $8.00. liEVOLVEliS. ti&zixz&sr kin"' nl BREECH-LOADING RIFLES. Wimihestor Improved 18 shooter, llest biiiK rango gun in the world. Price only Sharp's f'clebrated lireocli-Loa,linK" R. fles only 10 each. ItemlnirUm Breech-Ivoadlng Rifles at loejit fiu-tory priis. Wleason'a and Stephen's Pooket Rifles. umIiiii metal cartridges, at I2, K15 and fl. Breech-Loading Shot Guns. Tho Dexter SliiKle Barrel Brooch Load InKSliotUun, lining Hp hh shells price 20. . f-fffiKItt llllll, Bio, Douhlo Barrel Breech Loailer.of Moore's . .Hftiniu virecneiis, uiciiaras , HKt's and other line luakoa, at all prices, lroin .0 to 3O0 each. Senttfor Price List to J. II. JOIIil'STOiY, great western gun works, 383 MBEHTV STREET, I'lTTSDURGII, IA.. niul tato that Haw thin n1 vcrtWoinont In 1 IIK KltUKKT rilCIH'iii w TiKK NllTll'U I Ufill !... w . ,,, )a iiiuiu mi Army li!l'H,t'nrliiioa,Kovolvon, At. For j-. i mi nian 'iiiu. JJitlersbv mi.ll receive prompt attention. D., to bo exniiiliicd belbro paid fir,, wheu rtiunMlfMl 4 ' ... v II LOTS FOR SALE! IX THE BOROUGH OF TIONESTA. Apply to GEO. G. SICKLliS, 70, Nassau (St., New York City. JTTA Wfct' RimianUHMl to Male and M ' 1 ciusIh uunis, in their luotiliiv. ila nnlhiiiK to trv it. l'arll. ulais I'rc'c. 1'. o. u-krry ,f t o., AuKu-u, Me. ll-il 1 in in i in 2:110 H:'. (l:.r. 4:li" lo::Bi 7:SI (Vox I 7:11 11:00 l'J:47 (1:00 :I7 l:(w f:4.i H:ft7 i!:or A:im 7:40 'J.-:W 4-.V1 H:i" 4:00 3:41 0:10 fi:07 2:fis i:.nl :lft 2.-2(1 7:4.1 H:5K H:00 ftSO 10:40 10:1)0 :J5 11:40 7:4.r 10:01 fi:27 1:.VJ I0:6o 7:Hfi 12:Sn 8:.VJ 11:10 I0::i7 H::Vi 1:10 fkm p. Ill p. ni La. in Tiiimeiise Itediiction A.t the Wholesale and Retail SIIAMILTOX&CO., 77 oT AVE.,:PITTSBUJ.GH "lA OUR MOTTO IS AND HAS BEEN QUICK SALES AND SMALL PROFITS. En.l.m Organs" havfwi; Twenty-tlve years, while rime, Double Reed, 4 Stop Organs, Regular Price, mo.00 at srK " 5 " . 155.00 at DO. 6 " 165.00 at FTTT.r. H'.fnvn'TlPra ' - - """".IfUU L'lOJil), Uouble Reed, 4 Stop Organs, Regular Price, 105.00 at 21 sets Reeds 6 Vox Humana ' 3 " 8 Viola ThAttft nrmiiifl ara all C.lt.t it the, w:dusTndin Vr cbnV.rVT w....H I,, .uu very oeai, ami are all fully THE BrtA3BUUY C XXAWba wilt b(plj52Kt thk samr rates of discount. TllO AllOVA arO Utrtotlu Mul. n.t. l..t lr.l. I ... or se,,.an..V.ei;ts wn,e taUcn.na '. ..madfthpS In iL'ht if not o....... ...ui. .... . .. .. . . D. lfii.no be desirodVwe Address for Catalogue, and slate where you read this notice. " feb!7 14ft JliirlHf roinplrtnt the afUrirtlnn of our Mtore room, irr ironi,l re fprrtfultit announce that li e luu-n fe-openeil. M e have arm nfett our .Store with a rleui to the eon ten lenre of custom em, anil to Kern re eurpeititlon in all OrmirlirH of our himineHH. thir Stork will he new throurh ont, embracing all the?li,tet norel. ttea in fine Jewelrn, Watehem, Sil ver U are and fane (looiitt. tilt attention to enstomem, in- "MementiilnprlceH,anilailhrtcMre to a high utamlanl of iitnit,, we hope to merit a continuance of the putronaae heretofore so llhcruU,, bemtowcil. " OJ Market Street, ritUburuh, I'a. 54 WOOD ST. t WHOLKMALK OFFER THEIR STOCK 01 DRY GOODS AND NOTIONS FOR AUTUMN, 1 K74,ATVEIYLOWrRICES PS. J. F. FTT! is. IfetBIt .won, MJI 1 frrftdn.Ufl u Ut Vnii.ttllT .( l'.rifi'ft if. iAiX taatl after JDy .art til p.rimM.1. IX'(i-l Ir. UlUr't VnltbU Kfif.uuia.tl byrup aa4 Pill, vhtell 1 (uaraittaa aa lufll.W aura) forfait., .a lUaa. !.aa. back, llaart, LtatU. Mxrvuua, Kid It.y. Mwi all ltt.aaa.arta dl -.aoa, feaora ta, u.lf l AvrH. l-il. Q f. A. OSlSHiS.N. JVaaarw i'atiia. jVaaaa. X7ieiatfJTnw0wi7lLlMt, ilua.lti-Tl'tMtliiri.bi'.nTiKranl.l.vd.l'fula.ftav I) 11. J.'niyt.Mfall,-L.l'fk K..f.H .IoaiiM.:lartfi.Itaralli! halonrl l'.n.l A cuuantavnao. K )7rTlar Tti T-lv Tto Repubfican Olllce TZKKP8 constantly on Iiand a larK as iV aortnientorillBiik Hoods, M..i,Jos be sulii rliuap lor cosh to Suit the Times ! ! Piano and Organ Emporinmof r , i ' v uiiui au tinu the growth of a few the t'elobruUni iavlor A rilS 1 " w ii4n m i lur Miurt .oo 00.00 95.00 05.00 100.00 105.00 125.00 175.00 at 185.00 at 215.00 at 275.00 at 1G0.00 . warranted for live j ears. . . "" win oe siiiiinril liv ti&Z JS. HAMILTON CO., 77 fifth Air nue, I'ittHhurfh, l'n PITTSBURGH, PA. Lie ol.l.ntuud must reliable iiiHtitution rorobtiuiiiiiifaMcriaiitile Kducatiuii. l or I ircuhtrs write to I. pl'FK.V SON'S w2.-.'lin ooiu .riHlturBh, I'a. KKVKTOMi UIMvil HOOJIS,' 283 liberty 8t., . . Plttaburgh, Pa. H Jl. aiUVaOX, J', oj ietu,: AlKAIJfi ATa7x UUI IIN, TRANSIENT fl'STOM SOMCITKD. w .-ly . J.' pWOUK 'Joutl v oxo ''aUhn7o7li at rciiMiiiahlo riilo. w2."fm CLOTHING ! llrsl lot In! ' IleNtMiikc! His. Ills! The tiition 111 these hiii'tl time Is int onlv "Wliut kIiiiII wo tin fur uruli to ciil?" but "WtlFfKM'AVlTII AL SHALL WE. BE CLOTHED ?" It l 11 notiiri.itis fiict tliHt in iui.kI ('.wits nn.l I'itirM toitml iilu iit us, rlnihlii); iiiiiiIk tn ordrr Is not mi. Id in mvnnliui.'c to t)t fifpi'i'. intioii of otlmr norpstiirirs of life, Tlii ri' is. hoWtver, nil li.iiiornbh' i xccp tion to tin's rule in the prison of X. WISH, Mrrcluiiif Ttiilor, TIDIOUXE, TA., Who iniikes elothhiK of tlio very bent kind, Ills Jflllll lllltlTll, ll'OIII 25 to 30 Per Cent. Bclo the pi ires of other dcub rs in lljls pm't of ' the country. WHY IS THIS THUS? Hi'twiNO 1st, Mr. Wise pnys no liiriic lit;, uros fur rein, lis he owns tlio building ln J oiTiipU'. 'J.l, ho doesn't pn.v a cutter sj.ii.'d lo yiooil 11 year, but docs his own cut ting, nixl is not cmcIUmI in this line in Western- rVnnsylvnnln, ltd, lie buys cloth, lor cnsli, t'lius uettini; n icilucliun on ! ordinary rales. -!tlf Ire sclN for ciish, nod thus bus no bud debts to Iniike up. , Tint litre is .Vie. from this pluec to Tin I1111I1', nnd nt the present time, t on t an no up ill tlio nioriiiiiK and buck at S::i0, luiv inir three hours in Tldioute lo select votir HmiiIs nod leave your orders. live him a trial, and vou will not onlv savt money, but will (jet perfect tits, nnd any stylo or iimllty of cleih you want. , Itoiiiciiilicr.tlie'naiiie mid place. y N. WISH, Tidioule, l'n. ORG ANS"" .'' ' bciiitiiiiti ,w j .a-r.t't til IflllB. ever iitiulf. 71,- I ll'I O ml (IIf 'll:a.. 'l it I.M'I'Ol-S.l.Ta. bpC out iliit'ctl in tiny r. .rnns. Jrnrr,.......lw les int. set ot rents, p... Pcnllnrla- vnli t d. l- I.I-'.. 1- :"!' -r .. u inovr I I H I-IIJ lMir 1 Villi KIMl.rlin. I I I A I IU llll 11 AM ll'ICK ( Kt I'l:!!!!. I Iter llrrlauat ava tar dip. ..n..a. . M a r.lf.'O NUUVa WATERS NEW 8CALE , PIANOS, am (rrenl nitw. r oh. I fine Ina-lnc lone. atva nil modem liunirai..T7. and tin. 14 Itest I'lnnoa iiinde. - lipsa rfsaninl I'laau r wnrrnnietl far yenrav. 1'iltta extremely low jar ciatth nr pnrt ritli, (?.( bit lane) im monthly q tta-rtttrly naymonta Kairoutt.liai.nd ltif.tr 11 itirnl tnken ia trhann. . It ; A I' I M oil V K Mi: VI M 1. Mt 'I H AIIIu AUK N TS UAM I CII or ovary ?ty and County OW 11. M. attfl ( KitattlM. A InrKoaisa. OUnt (7fOr(irt,.lliufrr,l 'n a,,A.t'f m, a. 11.1.1 sthathi c,i j.) t.twi Ks ma)i.&K IIOH At U VA I i:itN V Win, mmi Broad war sud 4 el .Ucrcer hi M. f To8timonlala of Waters'PianosanJ Organs. 'TVaters' Concerto Parlor Orpan pos sesses a benutifnl un.l peculiarly soil tone. Tlio (.'oncerto KUip is, without 'doubt, tho Itoat ovor placed in any organ. It Is pro ducts! by an extra set of reutls, peculiarly voicetl, from which the clled is most charming, and Its imitation of tiie human volco Is superb. For sweetness of tono and orchextrul cllecta it has no equal." A'. Y, Time. 1 Tho t'omttiio Parlor Oruan"la' some Uiing entirely new ; it Is'u bciiiitil'ul parlor oriiaiiient, pohschsch a sweet and power ful tone is a most coninrjiuhihU' inven tion and holds a lii:h place in public fa vor." .V. 1", Ki i-11 1 ii 1 l)t. An Oitf'iiKMTitA ix tiiV Parlor. Tha orchestral oruan is tho iiHiutt of anew reed orjjan reeontly announced by Iloiace Wa ters A Hon. The instrument takes tills name from its recently invented orches tral sti, Tho voicing of this is veciiliar, producing the oiled ot a full sweet con tralto voice. It tinest ciroct is produced when the stops arc drawn, so that au or chestral effect Ih ifivcn. The case Is iiuiiiio and makes a hnudsoiuo nrtlcle of luiui turo." -V. 1". Hun. Tho Waters Pianos are known asnmonii tlio very best. Wo are enabled to speak t.r these Instruments witli eouiidc ncc, from personal knowledge. -V. 1'. Krttuijeliat. -l v Dr. J. AValkri'V f 'nliri..-.,!.. i.,. Ogar Litters nro n jimcly Veetiilila luopariuion, mado chioily fiimi tlio n.i tivo hurlis found oil the lower i;iut;c.s of the Siorra Nevada mountains of t'nliiof liiii, tho medicinal proponies ()f which aro extracted tlioiclVom without tlio usu of Alcohol, 'i'lio fjtipstion is iil:ui-t daily asked. "What U tlio causo ol Ibo unparalleled success of Vixkisau Hn TKKSt" Our answer is, tliat they n iiioi the cause of Uispaso, and tlio patient re covora hla licaltli. They are the (jrpat blood nui'illeraiiUalilo-Kivins principle, a pei fect licnovator and I in in atov pf the system. Never bel'orc in iho history of tlio world lina a iiu.liciiic hern comiKiimiJcd io,iKci(.siiii the luiiuukablc qualilioa of Vi.vkuar IIittkhs in liiMiinii Uio 6ick of every disease nun u hc-ir to. They are a pent! I'urpalivo at well nt a Tmiic. relioving I'uiipoitioa or liillaimiiaiii.ii f the Liver and Visceral Organ, ia Uilimi.t Disease. - The jiroiiertlt's of Di:. Walk Kit's Vixkoa u l)ii"rKBS are Aperictit. niai.hurelic, Caruiinaiive, Nutritious Laxative, liiurciic, bedative, Couiitur-lrriluut tuduiilic, AlWia tire, and Auti-Uilioun. It. U. .H.DONALn Jb CO.. Irac1nmand Ot.n. Airu.. Sii Kraiiclats.. rnlif.,r..la, si.a .'. i.f W ual.in.T.u M n,,!,,,,, Si... . v. ' olU by all Ot uB gfeu ut.,1 U. ulct .. A 1'v,1';'r'Ki:s send cents to Vleo. i I I, lri.vv-nll I .. 4i i....i. i. r f j , . ' ill K KiiW, r. 1 ., nr tlu;ir Kilnypa.o i'liiiijiliM, fchowin- in 1