A West II ill minister picked urf a
frown wasp on the sidewalk recently,
. and, with a view to advancing the in
stcrest of science, carried it in the
hoiso and held it by tho tail wliilo ho
warmed its cars oyer a lamp chimney.
His object was to see if wasps froze to
death, or merely lay dorms nt during
miner, lie is 01 me opinion tliat
they lio dormant, and of tho dormant
Mt kind at that, and, when they re
vive, lie says, the tail thaws out first,
for while this one's head, right pver
the lamp, was so stifT and colli t lint it
could not wink, its probe worked with
such inconceivable rapidity that the
minister couldn't gasp enough to keep
up with it. lie threw the vicious
thing down the lamp chimney, said he
didn't want any more truck with a
dormant wasp, at which his wife burst
into tears and asked how he, a minis
ter of the Gospel, could use such
language, right before the children,
too.
Bishop Ames tells a story of a slave
master in Missouri, in the oldeu tituo
of negro vassalage, who said to his
chattel: "Pompey, I hear you are a
great preacher." "Yes, mssa, de Lord
do help me powerful sometimes."
"Well, Pompey, doti't you thiiik tho
' negroes steal littlo things on the pla
tation r'I'se mighty 'fraid they does,
roassa," "Then, Pompey, I want you
to preach a sermon to the negroes
against stealing." After a brief re
flection, Pompey replied : "You 6ee,
massa, dat wouldn't never do, cause
'twould trow such a col'ness cover de
meetinV - ,
A few days ago a matt came iri irom
the country who had a terribl'pain
in his stomach, lie was ailment up,
and his face wore ah expression of
agony that was pitiaLte to see. Ho
asked a boy if he knew where thero
was any liquor sold iu town, saying be
couldu stand it much longer if ho
didn't get some. The boy eyed tho
stranger for a moment, and then said :
"Mister, I cannot tell a lio I don't
know where they aoll liquor in this
'ere town, but if you'll give me some
terbacker I'll show you where all the
fellows go what's got pains in their
stomachs." Alloona, Tribune. ,
"Eat your bread, Charles do not
fling it away," said a learned and
good Judge to one of his family, add
ing "for who knows in the vissitudesof
this life, if you may not some day
want it." The old gentlemen had to
cough, look loarned and goaway.when
the youngster and go away, when the
youngster answered more logically,
"If I eat it, how can I have it when I
want it?" This is the result of a learn
ed Judge having chilren.
One of the boys just before return
ing to Cornell, the other day, sent a
young lady fiiend of his a' cake of
iuoiu s unest variety of toilet 6oap,
with the request that she would draw
no inference on receiving such a gift.
The next day the young man was
somewhat astonished when he received
a letter from the young lady contain
ing the present of a line-tooth comb,
withe request that he would draw no
inferences therefrom.
Jamea Murphy, Jr., aged thirty
three years, the HIrUh Giant" died in
Baltimore on Safurday, of bronchial
affection.- Murphy traveled several
years with P. 1, Baruum, and was
well-known in the United States, lie
was about eight feet high, and weighed
about three hundred and fifty pounds.
Lucretia Boyd of Elizubethtowc,
settled the matter with her slow wooer
by simply shedding a few tears, "and
aying: "I don't believe I nave a real
friend on earth." ?hat could the
poor fellow do but opfcn.liis arms, and
exclaim : "hero is your refuge 1"
The New York World doesn't give
v-wuwiaa, IUI1UCI O
daughter in Massachusetts who put off
1 II! J 1
uer weutjiug uay Decause eggs were up
to forty cents a dozen and it would
take two .dozen for the wedding cake
. and puddings.
The correspondent who asks us what
measures he 6hall adopt to keep agents
out of his house, is informed that we
know of but oue plau urn that is to
act fire to his house and bum it down.
"The honey-moon is well enough,"
said a prudent belle, "but what I want
to see beyond that is the poniisa of a
fine harvest-moon."
Nearly everybody knows that near
ly everybody lies, and yet nearly eve
rybody says: "What everybody says
must be so."
The policy of John Morrissey is de
llued to be a long pool, a strong pool,
and a pool altogether.
It is more blessed to give than re
ceive, but it is much more difficult in
these times.
No longer do they say "according to
Hoyle." Now it is "according to
Schenck." 7 ..
The charity that begins at , home
isn't the kind "covers a multitude of
sins."
Love without money is something
like patent leather boots without soles.
An intelligent, liberal and pious
clergyman makes a prime minister.
One thousand pills wcro stolen from
a New York physician recently. : '
Better run in old clothes than run
in debt,
A fricud iudoed is ono who is not in
JOB WORK
DOS IS AT THK
'REPUBLICAN" OFFICE
At Vie lowest dash prices, neatly, prompt,
ly, and in atylo equal to that of any
OoW tiLiHUhmeHl in the Dittrict,
BUSINESS CARDS,
SHOW CARDS,
VISITING CARDS.,
SCHOOL CAUDS
WEDDING CARDS,
PROGRAMMES,
INVITATIONS,
BALL TICKETS, .
ADMISSION TICKETS,
MOXTflLY STATEMENTS,
ENVELOPES
BILL EAD3,
LETTER HEADS,
NOTE HEADS,
CIRCULARS,
BLANKS,
POSTERS.
DODGERS,
ITANDBILLS,
LABELS,
NilPPJNG TAGS, &o,
Allegheny, Valley. Rail Road.
Oil Creek at Allegheny River Rail
way, and Buffalo, Corry 6t Pitts
burgh R. R.
ON AND AFTER Monday, February 2,
174, train w ill run a follows i
STATIONS. Northward..' Southward
IU.M . No. I N. I N. . Ka.n
PiMatmrgh '
W lYnJunn
Klttnnnlnn
K. 11 kJun.i
Brady Hcnd
Parker
Kinlonton
Ncrubirrass
Franklin
Oil City
p m a m p iii p m p tn
z:zu itZO.HMtt Sttrtl
4:02 8
H::0 1 :-.:)
7:4.112:S2
fi:'20ll:40
f:00 1 1 3-"
TvLWIOtS.-.
4:Mi :1:t
6:lrt!lO:8!
(5:4.1 11:11
7:0.1
12:00
4:41 10:10
:12
W:l.-
I:4".
1:10
U:I!
:IVi
3:K
r:00
7:1.1
f .00
7::
7:211
6:M
0:00
6:20
Oloopolin S:00
Kniilaltock 8:1"
Tinnwta (l:0"
Tlilioute 10:is
Irvlnrton 11:4.1
2:411112:12
3:10 11:4,1
3:'2fi! 10:57
4:11
0:21
7:4.1
6:00
Itouseville
Titusvillo
Cnrry
Mavvtllo
Huilalo
10:0.
2:5.1 1:,12;
:.1o!l2:.i:l
7:2S
11:10
(1:2.1
o:lll!
7:00
K:.i.i
p. in
11:11
0:47
0:01
a. in
a. ml p. in
i. m p. ni
Trains mil hv I'hilinlolnhin Time.
J. J. LAWlttM'H, tlcn'l Sup't.
PENNSYLVANIA CEN
TRAL RAILROAD
ON AND Al'TKlt II V. P. Sunday May
1, 1S70, Trains arrivo at and leave tho
Union Ioix)t, corner of Wnshlutou mid
Liberty slroet, as follows;
AKK1VK.
Mail Train,, 1.30 a m Fast I J no, 12.12 a
m x Well's accommodation No. 1, 11.20 a ni '
Printon accommodation Nr 1, 7.60 a in;
Wall's accommodation No 2, 8.6,1a m jCin
rlnnati express 0.20 a in ; Johnstown ac
commodation 10.50 a in j llraddock'a ac
commodation No 1, 7.00 p in ; Pittsburgh
express 1.30 p m; Paeilic express 1.60 p in ;
Wall's accommodation N0 r 2.S5 p n;
TTomewuod ivcoinmodation No 1,9.6,1 pin;
Wall's accommodation No 4, 6.60 p m ;
Piinton accommodation No 2, t.lOp m:
Vay raascngor 10.-M p ni.
PKPART.
Sonthprn czfross 6.20 a m j TacKlo ex-
Fros 2.40 a m ? Wall's aor-om modal Ion No
, 6..S0n m i Mail Train 8.10 a in ; Itrlnton's
accommodation 13.20 a m i ISrnddock's au
conimodation No 1,6.10 p in; Cincinnati
pxnrovi 12.35 p m; Wall's accommodation
N 2, 11.61 n in ; Johnstown accommodation
4.01 p m j Homowood accommodation No
1, 8.60 p m; l'htladclphia expresH 3.50 p in;
Wall nccommndation No3,3.03p m; Wall's
accommodation No 4, 0.0.1 p m i 1'aat Line
7.40 p m ; Wall No 6, 11.00 p in.
Tho Church Trains leave Wall's Station
every Silnday at P.os a. tn., reaching Pitta
biirtrh at 10.06 a. in. Kotnrninn leave Pitts
burgh at 12.50 p. m., and arrivo at Wall s
(Station at 2.10 i. in.
Cincinnati express leaves daily,' South
ern exprens daily except Monday. Anoth
er Trains dally, except .Sunday.
For furtherinl'oimatlon aply to
W. IT. BECKWIT1I, AKent.
Tho Pennsylvania Jlailroad Company
will not nssiimo any ltlsk for P.anijago ex
cept for W earing Apparel, and limit thoir
rsponsibility to One llundred Dollai val
ue All hainrage excoeding thnt a omit
In value will bo at the risk of too ner
uiiloss taken by special contract, , '
A. J. CASS.O
Gnnornl Suporlntendont, Altoons Pa.
LOTS FOR SALE!
IX TIIE '
BOROUGH OF TIONESTA.
Apply to GEO. G. SICKLES,
7!, Nassau St., Now York City.
ST. CLAiR DINIfiG ROOfl"
Good Meals at Reasonalila Rates.
MRS. HINEtiY, havimr recently open
ed a New Dininn Room lor Ladies and
Gentlemen, is prepared to furnish good
meals nt all times and at low rates.
No. 10 SIXTH STKEirr. Late St. Clair,
PITTSBURUlI, PA. wSl 3iri
KEY8TONR DIJUNU KOU3IM,
303 IJberty-8t., - . Plttaburg-h, Pa.
W. II. SIMPSON, Proprietor.
ME A 1-8 AT ALL HOCUS.
TRANSIENT CUSTOM SOLICITED.
w25-ly
P. F. Ii.
WANTED, Everybody to know that
lour-Fold Liniment is the leading Liul
ment for curinpr all kind of Pains and
Sore Throats, and for Horses, Cattle, tfo.,
is the most successful Linimont in the
market. See circulars around bottles.
Soid by all Druggists. 30-ly eom
Dm C.KEMELE,
Xlas bought out tho store of
BOLYliD BROS.,
TItlloiite, Pa.,
And will carry on tho business hereafter.
A full line of all the (roods formerly kept
will still bo found iu this store. 'Physi
cians prescription carefully eompouu'd.Kl
by a Compc-tenf.Pharmacist a Graduate of
Philadelphia College of Pharmacy.
32-3m c. KEMBLK, M. D.
FREE TO BOOK, AGENTS,
An elegantly bound Canvassing Book for
the best and cheapest Family Itible ever
published, will be seut free Jof charge to
any book agent. It contains over TOO linn
benpture Illustrations, and agents are
meeting with unprecedented success. Ad
dress, bUtim experience, etc., and we will
show vou what our agents aro doing, Na
tional Publishing Co., Philadelphia. Pa
Cnicago, 111., or St. Louis, Mo, 31 4t
Th.o Hejiubllcan OlEce
KEEPS constantly on hand a large as
Kortmentof blank Deeds, Morlgagns
Kubpuuias, Warrants, Bumiueus, Ao. to
be sold cheap for catU i
OH WOkK of all kinds done at this of
' ni.0 oi Hburt potie,
Immense Kcdiictlon
At the Wholesale and Retail
J
7
s?Sstis '-. tfjt a-:' -J
cBr??',!i!.''.!" - j i
S. HAMILTON & CO., 77 5 AVE., riTTSBUlUHT, PA.
OUR JrOTTO IS AND HAS BEEN
QUICK SALES AND SMALL PROFITS.
no"h?nt tho gronlh of a fow
manul'Hcturod ibr Twenty. ive whii'J u ? '"v been
Organs have been nmn Ltmed over T .nfllV 'e"''"'ni,,,i Tnyl,ir A, Ku,lpy -'ol' t'
tC&
n ii n , " CABIXET CASES,
UoLble Reed, 4 Stop Organs, Regular Price, mr.00 at $ 85.ni)
5 " " 155.00 at - 00.00
b " JGu.OOut
n ii r . " IULL RESOXANT CASES, '
uouble Reed, 4 Stop Organs, Regular Price, fiG5.00 at
' 5 .' " 175.00 at
" 6 " , iSo.OOat
2 sets Reeds 6 " Vox Humana 215.00 at
3 " 8 "Viola " 275.00 at
These Organ are all Solid Walnut, Taneling and Carving all of Solid Walnut v.i
WILL BE SOLD AT THK SAME RATK3 OF PWOOIWT.
h iTiin, i; ATJ) "'"".mi, uiourgaii win bu sh ppurt by Uxnrcs c o
11 l'm0 b0 dessrod' W8 rc'l"'ro " ill. good wcui'Itv, cr u'
Address for Catalogue, and state where you read this notice.
feb!7 14m
Cut Out for
BMW
Watches, Diamond, Jcwclnr, Sil
ver nul Silver I'UiU U WureX'lnvka
lironzcH. Cutlery, etc., of the finest
fijulitics only, offered reyardleH
vf coat. Our stock must Oe cloned
out toinake untittfuctory Hettlenu nt
with the estate of the late John
Utevetimtn.
JOllX STEFEXSOS'S SOXS,
93 '
Market Street,
. M'ELROY &o
54 WOOD ST., -
ROLKALt
OFFER TIIE1B STOCK OP
DRY GOODS
FOR AUTUMN, 1 8-74-,
September ir,!h, 1874.
Tho oldest and most reliable institution
for obtaining a Morcantilo duration. For
Ciroular write to P. DUFF A KtfNS
w22-3m eoin - rillabuifh, l'a.
1 .vV,P,'t.,TVv,,
V l. P. Firm-ts.lii .wn-a, i.vf I rnJutl it Ihf
Vinv.r.ltTUr.'m'n lu !,-&!. and ifur A)yer.- ciprlmMit,
.f.iwtvd Ir. Killer's Vcf(iiblo liheuiusila
.jrup.i.4 I'llld, hkh I (urmh, .a ln(allbl. ear.
I.r r.:n inlleaJ, l.u.ir., UMk. Hurt. Ltu.ll. Narfua,KMlT
BT. 11 ftiwl il ltl,uuiAio dlf... fiMuru ia, Uil, 'Z. ii
1 'i l7L QF.i Oai.olUtH, Kobirf f miw, rkJU.
VntrTCl r.reC--t)ll7U,alllliti1.fToTm1eirr'.
lnUfclU.'l'lwi..WilrpiT.r).rl'VariLfrri,l-blU.lv 1 1L
J .on.,M.KilA.l'.x l:ovI.H,linttujTian. 'LipcDo lowl't r
i.il SiiuUi, ViUilsrl.N.y.Jlov.J.ml!..,. JullnCiiutti
!iIk.AC!irt lfioulITitIlr.l.,M. r"h I ii,f r r ii v
7-ly
to Suit the Times ...
Piano and Organ Emporium of
i r
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ft' -.
05.00
05.00
100.00
105.00
125.00
mom
S. HAMILTON & CO..
77 fifth Avenue, Vittshuryh, Ta.
Reference.
Pittuhurph.
jDXCICSOTsT
- PITTSUTTnOTT T
AUD NOTIOFJS
.AT VE11Y LOW IKICES
.
11 wm
LIHIFflENT
IODIDE OF AF.1MONIA1
J,out, 1. routed Feet, Chilblains, . .Sora
Ihroat, Krysii)ehiM, Uruises and Wounds
of every nature In inuu or a ml. Tho
remarkable cures tins remedy has effeet
ed classes it as one of !!10 ist important
and valuable remedies over discovered for
tho cuio and relief of pain.
"Thesinowsof my left hand wcro" con
Hailed Irom an old ubscess, iliawiir- the
lii.Kers iiitolhej.alm of the hand. I up.
i.liod tolas' Liniment ludideof Ammonia.
It relaxed them so that 1 can -straiKhlen
my tiiiKirs and uso my hauds."u lit.
Lerinotl, -10 W. 13 Ht.. N. Y
a.mI14NJNi IK'I-I-DWAY .V CO
M hole.alu agents, u,J Arch HI., I'hila.leU
l'iiia. uu
I ur Sale at Hup 'i ior Lumber Co. Store
II. II. PoM.lNH,
fu:i. w. iu.aui.
FORnPITT.GLRSStWOnKS.
i I t ii ei I it a b: -v co,,
Maiiura.'lurcis of every variety of
FLINT GL1-n? II! Mm,
AM)
SILVEKED$Gl.A5S;r.CrLc&T0K3,
WASlIINliTnX ,v I'll A N I.! N r'l"H.,
ri i isiii'i.dii, r..
Ther" ii 'VhoiMy" in n'as, n wc'l a Iu
ill woolen labrii s. Coiikuiiii'i s of kero
sene are sontetiiMeH ulmo-.t diHi-oiini!'od,ii
lt-oOriiIl do cliitrtnf--4 l.rcrt!,, without
Hii v 'apparent rause, renipi'iii)r tin1 inst of
ehluiiievK.ihoiil etpial loliial ot oil. CUrap
IteMM bcin r llie itlili.r ol'tho duv. n i.i..it.
many niaiiul'aetiirloN make chimney fitni.
siliculo of lime, iuslead of from lead. The
initiated may toll tho difl'c.rcnt qualities lif
urlaMs by rinu'.nu: them j t o vibrations of
Ihn lead rl ihs liavo a clear, rlimiiur. hell
liko koiiihI, piKsessinn (he i cotii-iito-stroiijith
In wiltntnnd nxpansioii slid con
ti action, ium wi-il as Dim wv.icral pu-SHiirn of
use, ard will oiiiIiikI half n dor.eii of Hlo'
vested in oim el" the lead i lilmuevs '
money well sneul. even tboiiL-ii it uiliireH
the "trade" in Hii) chi aper ked, whi.ui iu
most nmn-iellv oui'lit to, mid lion fit less
will. (Slt.'k a pin there, aid rcmeinliHr it.
The neuuino le i l t.'iiin:ievs may
lo tud at, wle.l-- ,1 r, (.,, f
" V.o. W. M'l'JUUMJ K ,tcn.,
a If Tn -no ,ta, l'a.
WATERS' CONCERTO & ORCHESTRAL-
ORP AMi "" l' ' HIO).! lieu IK I (II I
v Hiinno ,.r. 1 in loll
rver nirte it" f'
':' l UI HI.N-
7v. it vi. vrj.j'Hiirri. ie
V"f t plai nt It: r
Void) i. M l' I lilt. Tlio.c trniis
- If I HI
' ui. i m.niiu in u.r i ni'i-it IJllL-a.
WITCH'
ucui Drjo r r : -t..-.'.v
u n b. I . . .
hart irrrnt pn.
r uibl a Hun
r i i. v o . j
slnirlllir Kmc. '
uk mil modrrii lnitrnvrmriia.
...r ,. mnor, I lie
rirnnaiuid I'lnmn u arriiiilnd far
yenro. I'm... exlrt iu l low
rnxti or purl cni.li, qhU knlnnro
vuoiltlily m
v nimrieriy impimim
-limiil lnwi-iiiiiifN f nkrtt in
ll'OIIlllltl
. ri-HHti;u. IJ lll'. AT INIIIicK.
mi:VI1 m Dim 'I ICAlIrU AKNTv
WAM l'l . every ljr nn.1 onnly
- in tfu V. & mi.l I'ltuntin. larnliiM ''
CO II III in T.itnT,.Viiiuto,(.'n hn.Sck, W, Lnif.
m, at. I l.i i shim t i catm.iiui t.i maii.kK
lEOtl ( i: WATI.IIH A nun,
481 JUniBilwajr ho4 IS aictevt Hi H. F
TestiriioniaJs of Wators'Pianos m1
Organs. v
"HM.r.' f '.,n,.,., l. T.,,-1.., !(-... ....
souses a brnutlriil unit peculiarly soil (una.
'I'he Concerlo Mli-p is, witlsuit doubt, II. s
best vcr d:iccd in any orxan.' ft is pro
duced by an extra set of reods, pemiliarly
voiced, from which the elici t is most
charming, and its imitation ot tho human
voice is superb. For sweetness of tone
and orchestral t ll'cels it lias Iu equal."
iV. y. Tiinca, ' . .
' Tlio Cneorl rarlnr Orpan'Ms rsin
.thinr entirely new It is a bcaulirui;puvh
oriii'faii, poascuM's a iwcct and power
ful liTr is a mo-t eommt'iidabln invni
lion and holds a 1 1 ip ti place iu publie tt
vor. -V. 1'. lCrentng Jim. . , -
An OiK'iuisTr.A in tiik I'AiiLor. Ttia
orehestrul oraau is tlie nuiue of aucvr retnl
orjian n-cenlly aniiouiiPed by Ileraco Va
ters A Son. 'The Instrument lakes this
name from Its tu-ccntlv invi nl. il i.r. ln m-
tral stp. Tho voicini; of this-is peculiar,
producing the ellect ol n full n'.ft con
tralto voice. Its finest ctlect is produced
when the stops are drawn, sir that an or-
rhestral etleol is given, Tlio cam- is uiliqu
and makes a hanjsomo aiticla-of lui iii
turu.' Ar. 1. iSici
Tho Waters Pianos aro known a? anions;
the very best. Wo are enabled to speak of
those instruments w ilh coulidenee, In t
peraonal knowledge. iV. r. 7.Vaiiei.
--lv
emsm:
Dr..T. AVitlkcr's CnlU'oruIa Vin
egar Killers mo a pmelv Vesrotubln
prcjiarniiun, mtulu cliicily hoiii Uio ir.i
tivo liciba found on tho lower ranges of
tho Sierra Nevada mountains of Califcr
nia, tho niodicinal properties of v Iikh
aro extracted tliercl'ioiu without tho im
of Alcohol. Tlio question ia almo.:t
daily asked, "What is tlio cause, of tho
unparalleled success of VlSKUiis 154T.
Tuitsf" Our nnswoi- is, that they rcmova
tUo cause of disease, mitt tlio patient re
covers Ins health. They nro tho jit;H
blood purifier mid a lifo-y ivinj,' pincip!e(
a perfect Innovator and lisvisorator
of Uio (system. Never beforo In tlio
history of tlio world has a uiedicimi Imk-h,
coiiniuiul..'d possessing tho roiiia.-kah!
qnalitii'ii of Yi.m-uaii Hittkiis in lieuline tbo
tick of every disease man ia heir lo. Ther
aro a pernio l'ui.'aiivo a.s wl-II a. a TnuiJ.
relieving Conehiioii or lullaiiinnitinn t.t
tlio Livur aud Visceral Organs iu iiiiimu
Iliseascg
The moiierUrs of nn. Wai.kkk"
TixiifiAU ltiTTKiis are Anoriint. Dinehurelin,
Curmuiutivo, Nutritinus, Laxative, liiiii-elic,'
Fudutivo, Counter Irritant buduiiiic, Aiui
live, aud Anti-lJilieus.
II. II. McUOAI.t & CO..
ITl?.?" flJ Al'" ' ''"eii'i-f". i.',iHf .ni!'
una ,.ir. ol HWi:n-tn ami f'lmrll.n. si. V.
fcol.l l.y aU Vruesln. ana u. Ur..
WKv VA,NT YOLr To act as Aaonts, and
' distribute our New Advertising
Slaps inoiinud on Knulish Clotn, beina a
eouipleta.Map of I ho L'uite.1 8latos. Wo
(riVO tlinst. M -.i.u . . ... ..
r. , Kim is iiiui win allow
you ono dollar lor every Map you diMrib-
UtO 111 dVIIPV ... tli.it.r .....I ...... .
M., . ' j - iaio in me u u on.
am nti:l l'n i., a , ... . . . .
.1-, i ,. ,'" H'-oih wamcu. Ail-
dress Iminedialely, enclosing ono dollar
url u i ,t i v '"px, Jcintory, Cjrcu
lain, and full particulars
A ll.' I-' I'l'fw. I v . . -W .
w4 lm La-st lirady 1 o'.Vlai ion cV.l'n,
nun. w. mi iniiixii:,
PAl'i. ZlMMIillMA?!,
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