1 rUDLMIlUD EVERY WKDNESDAT, BY W. R. DUNN. ' rricE nt itnwi'mort & bosner's Btrn.ciifo, . - yaJi BTaKET, tiosesta, pa. . - ; TKRMS, f2.00 A YJTAU. ffm a-nrxwrlptions received or a horter pavrtod Ukii throo month. Currnspcmdnneo solicited from nil part , af Nisroiinlry. No notice wilt betaken of aaanotiym'ona" communications. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. TIONESTA LODGE "" n f "GETa ever? Friday ermiinK. nt 7 . IVL o''l',l thn "nil lormrrly oocnpiod a. T. LATIMKR. Sec'y. - 27-tf. : TIONESTA COUNCIL, NO. 312, O. U. JV. M. JITEKTS ill Oild Fellows' LoJro Honm It A every Tuesday eveninir, nt 7 o'clock .1. 10. 11LAI 1 f II I AINE, C, 3. It. TONES, II. 8. ill. . Dr. J. E. Blaine, OFFICK and reslde-ieo opposlln the Lawrence If nuns. OtneedsyB Wednes days and Saturday. 3i-tf. ATTORNEY AT LAW, - Kim SI,-t. TTOXK8TA, PA. . . " . W. P. Mercllllott, TTnTtKEV AT I, AW. cor. Elm and V Walnut HI., Tioneia, I'm. ..Kirltlnl mrHfllf with Hon. A. loud, of Madvlllo, Pa., in tuo praollce o"f law lit Forntt'ouHty. 10-ly - r. W. Hays, A TTOWXBT AT t,AW. and WoTAaT -fV Vrrat.ia. llnrnolda Hukill Jt Co, Black, aleaeoa St.. )il City, I'a. S-ly m. IWIUL jr. . BMILBT. JK I2TXRA A Jb SMILEY, iHwi7ittt, ... Franklin, Pa. Ta. ArrTIOM In tha sTra! Coarts of Va- A ftanro, Crawford, Kort, and ailjoin- taf aoaulisn. W-ly. - CKKTfAL HOUSE, X Aanaw, Proprietor. This la a new ktoata, and hwju.t baon fitted up for the minoflatimi or ui puiuio. a rw mt the patrouaa of Ui public ia ulioitoa. o-iy -. , t - Lawrervca House, miOKr.STA. PA.. WIM.IAM LAW- L RKMCR. Propriktoh. Tl.ls honw 1. aanlrallv lapatnri. KTCrvtllllltT new and wall faral.hed ' nnarlor acenramoda- Uiai .nrl atrlct attention irivon to KUita. twratablaa and Fruits of all kinds served a taaLr aeason. feiauinla rooni fur Com- aaeraial Ageuts. FOREST HOUSE, S A. YARN KR PnoMUKTOR. OppoMta Curt Honxe, Tionesia, Pa. Jutt ' aseaad. Kvarvlhing new and clean and fra. The best ar liquors Kepi ronwinuj an k.a4. A uortion of tlie nublio tiatron- brs la respeotfitlly aulieiied. 4-17-lT TlonesU House. f ITTKI,. Proprietor. Kim Kt. Tie- iA. aavka. Pa., at the mouth of the creek. . V r. Ittal has thoroiiahl v renovated the wisa.ji Houir. and ra-furiiisheil it coin- jlabalr. All who tatronie him will be . vail e'oUrtaioed at reasonable rates. 87 ly Krripire Hotel. minOTJTR. PA. II. EWAT,D. ruorniE L'tob. This house is centrally lo-ated, baa beea IhoroiiKhlT relUtml and now Wnaata a kouJ a table and beds ax any Ho tel In the oil reixlons. Transient only er day. Zi-Om C. Q. Weber'a Hotel, mvt'DQtiiTDnir Tt r n v w n 17" r A has posssMsion of tho new brick hotel and will bo happy to entertain all his old I ustomers. ami a'nT tinmbur of new ones. 1 Oood aceommodatlons for guesU, ami vx-i client atablinn. lu aiu. Dr. J. L. Acorrb, - OHTSICIAN AND SUUOEOK. who has 1 had tifteen years' experience in a lars I , and sucoesauu practice, will attena all PrefeNAlonal Calls. OfMre in IiIh Drua; and iiroeery Store, located In Tidioute, near Tldioute Iloune. IX HIS STORE WILL BE FOUND A full assortment of Medicines, Llquora .i l.;.... tooaai:o, llgarw, .ihihouoij. this. Cutlery, all of the bent quality, and will he aold at reasonable rate's. 1R. CHASl. O. DAY, an expariencod Physician and Drue jtat from New York, ha chsrxo of the Kture. All prescriptions .pat up accurately. B. B. HIT. - i 10. 1. A' S. IIL1.T. 31 A Y, rAliK JJ CO, i B A USEES tVrnf r of Kim A Walnut Sta. Tioneeta. IHnk of Disonunt and Deposit. Intoreet allowed on Thua Deposita. CBe3')nsma loonall tliePr.'oipal point of tha V. S. ColleciioiiB soiiflitod. 18-ly. D. W. CLARK, frOJt UIHSlOXBR'a CLICBK, rOKUJT tp., PA.) MEAL ESTATE A9ENT. OUSES and Lohi for Sale and REIJ'p Wild Lands tor uie. I haye nujierior faollltlea r aaoortaining ibe voadiuon ot utxos aiiu ux tieeuM, and am Wierefoie qualitied to act intelli aoutly aa ac;cnt of tlionts living at dis nre, owniun liin.U in the Coauly. ' oiUm in Cotmnieslouen Itoosa, Court Uoum, Ttoaeeta, Pa. . 4-41-ly. P. W. CIVR. I NEW BILLIARD ROOMS! PJOI VINO the Tionesta House, at tho mouth of Tionesta Creek. The tables nnd room are new, and everything kept in order. To lovers of the ame a cordial invitation is extended to eomo and play in the new room. . tl.)7tr M. ITTEL, Proprietor. .. f ' - 7 raip -y VOL. VII. NO.:n. . WM. F. BLUM, BLACKSMITH AND WAGON -MAKE R . Corner of Church and Kim Streets, TIONESTA'" PA. This firm Is nronaved to do all work In Its line, and w ill warrant everything done st their li r-s to iiivo satisfaction. Parr tlcnlnr attention Riven to IIOKSE-SHOEIXCJ, (live them I r rot It. . trial, find you will not ro ll-lj- bucrsiviith m mm shop. rrmr. nnrlnrsluned have nnenod ft first- A class lilacksmith and Wnsron Rliop, In th Roberta shoo, opposite tho Kural -House. All work in cither line promptly attended to, mid satistaotlon guaranteed. Ilortwewlaoc'tikfr ti teciult-- 22 ly L. bPKAIlJj A H. W 110 BF, UTS. NEW HARNESS SHOP. I liave I Trjsjx npmfd lit 'tho llot.cria Pnlldliifrop B. Kurd- J poHite tho Itnfal llouw. Tho undt-r- ino,i nroimrort to do nil kii'tln of work i his lino in the Voal stylo and on short prepared V notice. NEW HAItNIlSS A Rneolaltv. Keen on hand a fine assort- inent of i urry Combs, liriiilies, llai noHS Oil. Whins aud HaiMles. Hurness or nil KimlH mla to orner anu cnoap wi m cbeapait Kcmembcr the name and plne W. WEST, llobcrt'. Jliiilitini;, 22-Iy ' UpJsito Kural ifotiHp, TinneMa. n. C. HARLIIJ, Merphant Tailor, ' TV The Tjwrenoe Huililinr. over Supor- 1 ior Kunibnr Co. Mtore. 'I'he bost sUK'k kent constantly on hand, and made tip in tho best manner and newest atyles. lit-ly DRESSUAKER, TioiiOBta, Ta. RITItS. HEATH haa recently moved to liA taJs nlacn lor the tuirnoao of ni-ctinir a want wliich the ladies of the town and county have for a lotur time known, thnt of havinir a dressmaker of cxr""-"-'1"'0 amoiii; til-Mil. lam prepared to make nil kinds of dresses In the latost style", an. I Kiiaiantee satis'action. StainpiiiK lor braid iiiRaiul embroidery done in the bent man ner, with the in-west patterns. All I ask is aair rinl. Residence on Water Htroet. In tlm house formerly occupied by Jacob hrirr. Htl Frnuk ItobCiu, PHOTOGRAPHER, (tUC'CESSUR TO liEMISU.) Plctnrea In every st vleof the art. Views of the oil regions for sale or taken to or der. CENTRE STREET, neurit, R. crossing. SYCAMORE STREET, near Union De pot, tin t..n v. ra. u-ti PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY. ELM 7KEBT, south op Ronrvsox a honker's STOKE. TiouoEta. CARPENTER, - '. Pa., . Proprietor. MM1- ggrwn,, Pletnres taken In all the latest styles the art. 28-tr NEW JEWELRY STORE In Xloaioata. M. SMITH, rATCHalAKER & JEWELER, - At 8UPERIOU STORE. ALU, WORK WARRANTED. AJLarga and Superior Stock of V Watches, ; " Olooltr, t anil J etralry, CO N ST A N T LTOlUt AIV MRm SMITH has'fluo ruachinery for mukintr all parta of a watch or clock that may be inissiug or broken. Ho war rants all his work. The patronao of tha citizens of Forest County is most rospeet t.ull v solicited. All he asks U a fair trial. 4tf ' ADVEKTISliKS send 25 cents to Geo. Kowell d- Co., ,1 Park How, N. Y., for the.'r tigbty-page Pamphlet, showing urn hi TIONESTA, PA.; PIN-MONEY. Tliera were people enough to onvy Millicptit Haii(;liton when she whs married to Uadelille Gates, rilie was only a district school itenehcry at so much a month,. without home or par ents. He was a wealthy banker, wno seuniedstn have nothing on earth to do but to indulge Ins whims and ca nines to llieir utmost ben I , and tlie world in general announced hii diotiem 'that Millv Ilauchton "linn tiuiio uncom- niouiv well for herself. 15ut Milly did not look hnppy upou that golden July tnorfvin. with the sutisl.iue streaming throdglr the oriel wimlow (if the great breiiStust mom nt Gntea pluto and scattering little Iron nf LMild and ciiinsmi and glow ing purple on the niosfy ground of the stone colored carpet. , . Bho was dressed in ft loose, white CBtnltrio yrnpvr, looped and buttoned with i ue. ami a stncrle neari arrow upheld the binning masses of her love- ly auburn hair. Her eyes were ueep, liquid hazel ; her complexioti us soft and radiant as the dimpled side of an early peach;. and the little kid slip pered toot that putted the velvut otto mau beneath was as perfect and taper ing as a sculptor could have wished it. Mr. Gates from his side of the dam ask draped table, eyed her with the complacent gaze nf proprietorship. She was his wife, lie liked . her to look well, just as he wanted his horses properly groome,t and Ins conservato ries kept iu order; and he troubled himself very little about the shaduws on her brow. I'm li earnest, Radclifle!" she said, with etnphusis. "So, I suppose, Mrs. Gates, and the husband, lei.urely folding his pa per a simi that the news within was thoroughly exhausted ; "so I supposed. But it isurt at all worth while to allow yourself to get excited. When I say u. thing, Mrs. Gates, 1 generally mean it. And 1 repeat it, it you need money for any sensible and necessary purpose I shall be most willing and happy to accommodate you." Millicent bit her tull, red lower up and drummed impatieutly on the table with her ten restless hiiEers. "And 1 am to come meekly imploring you for every five-cent piece 1 liappeu to want?' Yes, Mrs. Gates, if you prefer to put the matter iu that light." t'Kadcnne, she coaxed,, suddenly changing her toue, "Jo give me an al lowance!, don t care how mile! Don't subject me to the humiliation of pleading fur a little money half a dor en times a day. lou are rich. "Exactly, my dear," nodded the Benedict, "and that's the way J niado ray fortuue, by looking personally af ter every penny, and 1 mean to . keep it up." ' "lint think how I was mortified yes terday wheu Airs. Armour came to ask me if I could subscribe fifty cents toward buying a hand carriage for our waxherwoiuan's lame child ouly fifty cents and I had tu say; 'Must ask my husband to cive me the money wheu he returns from the city,' for 1 had nut even fitly cents nf my own. "All very right all very proper!" raid Mr. Gates, playing with the h gc rope ui gold that hung across, his chest in th guise of a watch chain. "Other ladies are are not kept pen niless." "That rests entirely between them and their huttbauds, Mr. Gates." "I will not endure it," cried Milly, starting to her feet, with cheeks dyed scarlet aud indignantly glittering eyes. , Mr. dates leaued back in hi vbair with provoking complacency. "I will have money I" laid Milly da-, fiantly. "How are you going to get it my dear?" retorted her spouse, with nu agravating biuile playing arouud the corners of his mouth. "You hive nothing of your own absolutely nothing. The money is all mine, aud I mean to keep t."r.. , Milly est down again, 'twisted her pocket ' handkerchief around and around. She was not prepared with an immediate answer. "And now Mrs. Gates," said the banker, after a moment or two of over whelmins silence, "if you'll be cooj e.uouch to stitch that button on in aY- clove, I'll go down town. I have ready wasted too much time." rjo the verbal pasMge-at-arms ended and Mi lv fx It that so far sue ' was worsted. ... 8he watched Mr. Gate drive off" id aa eiegaut pewtiiirouehe,. drawn by two lougtailed chestnut horse, all. -a glitter with plated harness, aud turned away, almost wishing that she was Millicaut liaughtou once again, be hind her desk iu the little red school house. She looked around at. tha inlaid furniture, Aubusson carpets and satin window draperies, and thought, with a passionate pang, how little all this availed her. ,"U'W'-"'--' 1 ""IJSa (A! DECEMBER 10, 1871. "It's sfj prnvoking i f Kadelifli)!'" she murmurs;.!. "I've half a mind to ga out to service,- or c'ressmaking, or something -for I must have money of my own, and I Will !" ' . Just then a servant knocked at the door with a basket and ay note. "An old lady in a Shaker bonnet anil a one-horse i wagon left it," anid the girl, with a sparely disguised litter.- "She wouldn't corae in, although I invited her." .,.(.' Mrs. Gates opened the note. It ran, in a st it!', old-fashioned caligrnphy, as if the pen were an unwonted imple ment in the writers hand: Dear Mili.y The strawberries in tne south redder lot are just ripe, where you used to pick, 'cm when yon were a little gal; so Pe'n'olope picked a lot, itnd we made bold to send them to you, for the snkeof old times, ns Aunt Arininta is going to the city to morrow, vV'e hope you will like them. Affectionately, vour I'riond, MAK1A AVS 1 kabody. The tears sparkled in the bride's eyes. J? or nil instant it seemen to ner ns if she were A merry child again, strawberries in the tfolden rain of a ... . , July sunshine, with tho scent of wild roses iu tho air and the to rule of th trout stream- close by, and, as she lift ed tho lid of the great hnsliet of crim son, luscious fruit and inhaled the de licious pei'l'iiine. a sudden idea darted into her heau. , "Isow 1 will, have money of my own I" she cried out, "money that I will earn myself, and thus be-indepen dent I" Half an hour uflcnvord Mrs. Gates came downstairs, to the infinite amaze tnent of Kachel, the chambermaid, and L.iuisn, the parlor maid, in a brown j ginghatu dress, a white pique sun bon net aud a bssiiet on her arm. "Won't you have the carriage, ma'am?" asked the latter, as Mis. Gates beckoned to a passing omnibus. "No, I won't," said the bauker's lady. And within the city limits she alighted aud begau work in good earn, est. ' ' , . "Strawberries! who'll buy my wild strawberries?" rang out her clear, shrill voice as she walked along light ly balancing the weight on her arm, and enjoying the impromptu masque rade as only a spirited woman cau. Mrs. Prowler bought four quarts for preserving at . twenty-five cents per quart. "Wild berries have such a flavor," said the old ludy reflcct:vely ; "and 'taint oIUjU you get .'em hers in the city. I s'pose you don't come rouud reg'lar, young woman ?', ".No, 1 don t ma am. "Because you might get some, good customers," said Mrs. IVowler. ' Miss tu'iiintlna Hall, who keeps boarders, purchased two quarts; Mrs. Captain Barhary took one; and then Millicent jumped on the cars aud rodu wearily dowu (own. "I've got $1.7i5 of my own, at til events,'' said the to herself.i f "Strawberries! Nice, ripe, wild strawberries! buy my strawberries!" Her sweet voice resounded through the halls ot th? great marble building, on w hobo first floor tho great bauk was situated. It chanced to be a dull interval of business juts then, and the cashier looked up with a yawn. "I say, Billy James," said ho to the youngest clerk, "I have an idea that a few strawberries wouldn't go badly. Call in the woman ?" Billy, nothing loth, flipped ofT his stool with a peu behind his ear, aud scampered out into the hull. So Milly sold another quart. . As she was giving change for the cashier's dollar bill, the president him self came in, bustling and brisk as usual. . , "Eh? What? Now?" barked out Mr. Kadclilt'e Gates. "Sliawherries? Well, I don't care if I take a few my self. Here, young woman, how do jrou sell them?" - - - Millv pushed hack her sun bonnet and executed a sweeping courtesy. "Twenty-live cenis a quart, sir, if you please," purred tho with much liu miliiy. The president dropped his paper of strawberries on the flutir. "Mia. Gates!" he ejaculated. "The same, sir," said Millicent. "May I venture t.. inquire" - "Oli, yes!" said Milly, "you mayiu quire as much as you please. 1 need ed a little money, and 1 am earning it. Pee how tiiuck I have already;" aud she triumphantly displayed her roll of crumpled stamps. "The straw berries were all my own, sent to me tUI0 llioilllli I'J UlU and I'm selling them to get au income of my own. "ou. ma'am, leljing strawberries through the streets?" - Millv made a second courtesy, "Extreme necessities justify extreme measures. Mr. Gates," she said, sauci ly. -"I earned my own living before I 4 . .1l 1 saw you, and I can again. ,i . v.-,.. .! .j , .- : S2 PER ANNUM. Mr. Radi liflTo Gates looked uneasily around at the crowd of giping clerks. "James,' siiid he, "call me a buck. Mv dear, let me lake you home." "Not nntil I have sold the rest of mv Itrawhefrie.x," saucily retorted the young wile. " "11 take 'eirt at any price!" im patiently exclaimed the hunker. CihIi down?" ' "Yes; anything, everything only come out of this" crowd." ., So Mr.'' and Mrs. (fates went home; and that evening the hunker agreed to make Ins wile a regular nl.wwance .it so much per week, to be paid iwn every M:nday morning ut the' break fast tuble. - "Hut , we'll have no more selling strawberries, said Mr. Gales nervous ly. "To be sore not," said Milly. "All I wanted was a little money of my own." i And Mr. Rudeliflo Gates respected his wife all the more because sho hud con quered hi in iu a Ikir buttle. . TEN YE A KM AV.O. On the 13th ofOctohtr, 1803, the Provost Marsha) of Williamsburg, Lieutenant .W, W. Disosway, vnsshnt dead by a Soldier, 'lumen James Boyle, whom he had ord.Ti d under arrest for disorderly conduct. The muiderer was immediately seized, ironed,: and, pending hi trial, confined in Fort iMagrusler, an exlensive earthwork about a mile below the town of Will iamsburg. About this time word was brought to the headquarters of tho Uui-m ar my that Ivjcliinond was practically ile feiiselesp. The regular troops, it was said, had all been sent to the front. and mily a few home guards kepi watch nver the city. An attack was immediately deter mined on, nnd , the scattered truops were drawn together for that purpose. A brigade of infantry, three batteries of artillery and four regiments of cav alry comprised the expedition. They wpre .moved .cautiously, and rendez voused in the woods on the road lead ing from Yurktowu to Williamsburg Then llwy pushed on, a general order having be. n read to the 1 roups inform ing them that they were to move uu to Kieh'iiotid. There were the strongest reasons for believnii that I'Y IicIiil' cautl nis, bold and expeditious, the cavalry could en ter Xtichmoud, liberate the prisoners confined iu Lihby and Castle Thiinde' capture. 1'ieaidcui Davis and l he offi eer ol his government, seize the treas ury, destroy the vust deposit of sup plies, burn the bridges acrots the James, and otherwise weaken the tie lenses of the ciiy. Certaiu officers aim equadroiis were assigned . to perform certain portions nt the work ot da strurlioti, and Capi:ol square designat ed as the general rendezvous, when the work should have been thoroughly accomplished, On the 21 or 3d of February? the murderer Boyle, wlmsi: trial had heeu tor some reason delay ed, escaped iu the night from his pris oil at Fort Magruder, through the con uivance of one of his guards.- Search was immediately made in all iliieo tions, and every possible ifl.irt made tor Ins recapture, lsut all exertions were fruitless. In the meantime the expedition was pushing ou' to the point of Its ilestma tioti. In divsrt the euetnv s attention General Sedgwick's cops had been thrown across the Uapidun and had engaged a large portion of Lee's or mv. and (he raiders were uilmok-st ed. At daylight on the morning the 7th ot I'chruary the iniautry reached Baltimore Cross Koads. where they made a brief halt for rest. At the same time, however, the extreme cavalry advance hud reached Bottom Bridge, wi'hin thirteen miles of Rich luund. It was intensely dark when they reached there, uud u careful re coiinoissance showing that the bridg had been stripped Its planking it was resolve J to wait until daylight.- 'II strictest orders were issutd again light intr fires or making unnecessary tioise and pickets were throwuoiit in all d reel 10110. Tim condition of the bridge caused the more siitrucioi.s nliicer no little uirtasiiiess. They saw iu it an evidence that the expedition hud bei discovered,, iu which event surprire was impossible and success doubllul The army rested tin llieir arms lis i tkiilly ns possible, waiting and watch lut; for the tir.-t shimnieriiit: of d.tuu full of confidence and hope. Bui alas! by the dim liL'lit of the the coiniu day the outer pickets discerned u ho, line of shadowy figures filing (low the road, on the opposite bank of the stream, and taking position to oppose the passage of the bruise. An old earthwork, which hud bceu thrown up by McClellau during the Richmond campaign of the year prcvioui, soon shielded them from view, and, a no enemy could be seen through the mists which hung over tho little valley, when the balunce of the army came up the Rates of Advertising. One Square (1 Inch,) one Inertlnn It W One Square " one month 8 fl" tine Square " ' three month - OS fine Square " one year . . 10 oe Two Squares, ono year lfi 0 QiiBt torCol. " . j . . . - SO 0 Half " " ' 80 00 Una .,.... - . am CO l .eenl notices at established rates. Marring and death notices, gratis. ' All bills for yearly advertisements cftl lected quarterly. Temporary advertlaa laon'i mus be 'paid for ill adanue. Job work, Cash on Jjnliveiy. r . !l reported discovery of the pickets was -not believed. The brigade was speedily mounted nnd put in .motion. But scracely had the ad snce guard trussed the brow of (he .' little hill and commenced the ' descent toward the ruined bridge.when a pull' of white smoke was, observed beyond the idream, instantly followed by the deafening boom nf a gun and the wild shriek of a shell.- !'lhat can non fell t destroy e. I in an instant all hone of surprising Richmond ; and being too weak .n numbers io hope, for it anccess'iil assault, the expedition was' reluctantly abandoned, and tho troops, weary, disappointed and dis heartened, returned leisurely .to- Wil liamsburg. , , , ,, ,.. For it long tinie it was a matter of profound wonder how the secret, of the expedition was carried to Riclrnnnd. Muii ot high rank were suspected, and more than one staff officer was drop ped from tho rolls because of a sus picion "that he might have imparted the information so valuable. At last, however, the facts tame out; and here' in is the really curious part of this chapter-on the history of our late war. Boyle, tha escaped nmnierer, hud ob tained his liberty 'just as the expedi tion was collecting ' Frini the guard who connived al . his escape' he hud learned the prevalent rumors of neon emplared dash on' Richmond. , In his flht which wns toward the threatened city, he gained nrhre information, and reached Kichinoml soon enough l give timely alarm, uud strong detach- incuts from Lice a army were hurried forward to defeat thei movmeut. By such a singular circumstance was Richmond saved. Bovle enlisted in he Southern service,' Init of his suhse- cut life nothing ie known. It is iswilile that he yet i lives, and mar learn from this paper the injury he in flicted upon the country, he betrayed. AN OLD STOIt Y RETOLD. "Hafe you cot gome of dot kind Of ysters what hale been aphiled?" "Spied oysters!- Yes, We ras) a tew cutis left over from last! week that I think will fit you." "How you solt 'em a doz?n4?" "Oh, 1 11 sell 'cm right; yon may have ell you want for a nic-kle.- "Veil, den, mine gooi (rent, villynu) ie so kind to pi ing me four doseu fur lot damaged lot Jf" 1 he oysters were brought, and the v customer put (hem quietly down into the pit ot his stomach, and, hsvicg finished the job, he Said to the rettau-t raleiir: "Now, mv very kind freni, you have v got some good oysters, ain'd ii Y , 1 "lou re mighty right, I have I , "Veil, 1 takes a bile dozen ran uud ' some pickles. ...r . . . ft I lie. were in turn served and quick- ly put down on top of those gone be- V fore. But the restaurateur was j troubled, uud when tho patron came ( to seUle the bill said to him : "Look here, pard, 1 don't like to be . inquisitive, but Mowed el i wounin l like ter auow wi.y you nave toon a i fancy to so many spiled oysters and so few good ones?" . . ' . Veil," replied the man, "yon have been a goot treut to me, and so 1 told you something. You see, it was (lis way. Now, 1 hafe got a tape-worm, my kiut .frent, yu uiideiiud, uud . e'.rv time dot is the way 1 hale to do. You see dot last hale tt doZbii vas for mil inme.eli; but dot damaged lot, 1 ileui was ior de lapt-woiiu. You know dot I niii'd dot kind of a Comodore Vundeipill what 1 can ullord to preak ; no iniiH whole peesuess to feed a turn , tape-worsu.ou goot oysters. Skates, sonny? Why yes. blesjyour heart, you shall have a pair f ten inch cluh skates foe your feet, and a pair ot' six iitehers lor your bauds, and a coople of hand slid for your knees, a hard rubber cap, aud a bushel f ex celsior to upholster your trousers' basement. Lei your entree be on ward uu I upaurd, my son, and wheu you drag V"iir lirrd, hungry flame homeward, Bndgi-l shall have quail ou toast ready lor you, weim from (ho oven, and your little sister shall yield her place at tho register. Be au hon or lo. your family name. Hence, get I lie to the frozen hike. How dilii-reiit 'twas iu ' those days" when wo were young. It was tuird to gel a pair, even of odd kuti a; hi rdrr yet to gel them fastened ou light, and hardest of all (') limp homu with au achu in every si lent point, only tu hear a "Good enough for you." A sweet little boy, ouly eiyht years old bless his little he-rt walked in to the si cue nl i teachers' ' examina tion :it Oswego, lust week, and bawled out, "A one your feller is dowu tu the house r Hoops ore still in fashion -in Dil biiqiic. A cooper recently barreled up Ins so ihliug w itu, and then rolled her around the shop until blie buisl out in tierce, aud pro mired to rvterm. cost of aflwrising. la w