f-af3 rv-' ' aaa Ratoa-of Advertising.' One Square (1 inch,) one Innrtion - 1 " One.Sipiaro " one month .11 One Square " three mouths - (I M f me Square " -ono year . . 10 M Two .Squares, one year - MOn Quarter Col. ' so on Half " " . . . . (W 00 One " . " - ISO CO l.pRal notices at established rates. Marriaire and death noticos, prniii. All bilis lor yearly advertisements col lected quarterly. Temporary advertise ments mus be paid for in advance Job work, Cash on Ueliveiy. ,.BI.MnEn EVERY; WKDXIWDAY, BY AV. TJ. DTJg N. riOB w BrmtNso bonntiu'S BuTLDtsa, ,. EJ1 STREET, T.0IE3TA, FA, ' TERMS, .00 A YKAK. Ie Awbaorlptlona received for a shorter rlexl than three mnntti. Correspondoi.es solicited from all parts Nie country. No notice will bo taken of -many nious communications. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. VOL. VI i; MO. 33. TIONESTA, PA., NOVEMBER 18, 1874. $2 PEll ANNUM. - J - s TTfifTT.sTA T.nnnr. v v fa. VI.O.ofO.F. MEETS every Friday evening, at 7 s'slork.ln the Hall formerly occupied " lijr the Uood Templars. . i. i7i.rt v . Q. T. LATIMER, R'r. 27-'... JIONESlA COUNCIL, NO. 342, . O, TJ. V. M. MEETS at Odd Fellow' Lotlsie Room, very Tuosdsy evenlnp. at 7 o'clock. I. K. ULAINK, C. J. II. FONES, R. 8. 81. Dr. J. H. Blaine, OFFICE ml residence opposite the Lawrence limine. Ollicedsye Wednes days and Saturday-. 38-tf. MILKS W. TATE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, XI ftrltt. TTOXKSTA. PA, . W. P. MerclUlott, ATTORN EV AT LAW, cor. Elm and Walnut 8ts.. Tionests, Fa. I have associated mvself with Hon. A. ft. Rich mond. f Mcadville. Fa., io the practice or law In Forest County. 10-ly . . r. W.Haya, ATTORNEY AT LAW, and Notary Ppsi.lo, Reynold IlukiU k. Co.'a Bhwk, Seaeoa St., il City, Pa. S0-ly r. xiii. k ' XIirifXJjBiJb SMILEY, A,tteraeys at Law, Franklin, Pa. PRACTICE In the seysrel Court of Ve nango; Crawford, Forest, and adjoin te eoautiea. !My, CENTRAL HOUSE, BOKJIKR AONRW -RLOCK. I. Aew. Proprietor. Tliie la a new . kouae, and harjt been fitted up fur the aoeoinuiodatiou oT the public. A portion the patrnusgrof Uie public la aolicllcd. - 4-ly Lawrence House, s rpiflWKTA, PA.. WILLIAHn.AW 1 RBMCE. Proprietor. Thil bon . yiM centralis located. - Everything new and -4 well furnished . a;erior aefloinmoda- tinne and atrlet attention olven to (tuenta. , . Teeeteblet and Fruit, nf a!l kinds served tn tasir season. Sample room for Coiu y mereisi Agents, rOR.HST HOUSE, S" A. VARNKR Pnni'BiBTOK. Opposite . Cuurt House, Tionesta, Fa. Just ' epeaed. Everything new and clean and '. fresh. The beat f liquors kept constantly kanii. A pvrtion of the publio patrnn ui la reeneetfully eolldiled. 4-17-lT Tionesta. House. fl T. LATIMER Teviee, F.lm St. Tlo T .. Pa . L tlii mmi-li nf the creak. Vr, lu lias thornuchly renovatod the TUaenta House, and re-furnishod it ooin sleielr. All who patronize him will 1 wail entertained at reason.!. Io rate. 87 ly Enplre Hotel. I TIDOUTE. PA. H. EWALD. Proprii. to. This house is centrally located, baa been thoroiiahly rett.ted 'and now ttnaata as KO'.d a table ami leds a any tin tel in the oil regions. Transient only $2. Of per day. ii-Cm - C B. Weber's Hotel, . mvr p no imoniT u - u wtnrn JL has possession of the new brick tioti ad will be happy to entertain all his old enstonvors, and ansMinmber of new ones. Uood aecommoilallons for guests, and ex ellentstablinir.. 10-Srn. -Dr. J. L. Acorry b. - 'pHTSICIAN ANDSUROKOW.whohas . I had fifteen years' experience in a large ' and suooeasfuf practice, will attend all Prefesaional Calls. Office in his Druf and v Orooery Store, located in Tidioute, near Tldieute Uouae. ' IX niSSTORI WILL BE FOUND A full assortment of Melicinea, Liquors . .Tobaeco, Cigars, Stationery, Ulass. Faints, Oils, Cutlery, all of the best quality, and will be sold at reasonable rates. IR. CUA8. . DAY, an experienced Fbysician and Druggist from New York, - kas eharge of the 8vre. All prescriptions . put up accurately. m- u. sat. n r. r.sa. UA Y, JPAJtK CO., 23 JSLL ERS. " Oernerof Elm .sWalnatSta. Tionesta. ' Dank of Discount aud Deposit. Interest allowed ou Time Deposits. fell settees maJeonall the Principal points , , . of the U.S. Collections solicited. IS It. . D. W. CLARIC, (OOKMISBIOHBR't OLBRK, rOKIST CO., F.V.) REAL ESTATE AGENT. HOUSES and Lota for Sale and RENT Wild Lauds for Hale. JL . I have sn parlor .anilities fur ascertaining toe condition of taxes aud tax deeds, Ac, wed am therefore quali'ied to act Intelli gently aa HKont of those llvinn at dis ianoe. owning lands in Uie County. Ulttoe iu Commissioners llooiu, Court House, Tioaeeta, I'a. -11-1. D.W.CLARK. NEW BILLIARD ROOMSI AUIOINI.Nd the Tionesta House, at the mouth of Tionesta Creek. Tim tables and room are new, and everything kopl in 'order. To lovers of the i'mo a oonlial invitation is extondod to coins and play in the Bfw room. fi7 tt O. T. LATTMFR. WIVf. F. BLUM, BLACKSMITH- AND WAG ON-MAKER. Corner of Church and Elm Streets, TIOISTESTA. I Ai. ThKfinn Is prepared to do nil work In Its line, and will warrant everything done at their nh pa to ulve satisfaction. Fur tiuular attention given to iioiesi.Hiioi:i-VC, nivs them a trial, and yon will not re erotlt. 1 :-ly. BUQKSHITH HHP WAGON SHOP. THE undersigned have ojened a first class lilnnkm.th nnd Watfon Shop, in the Roberts simp, nppnnite the Rtiral House. All work In oitlior line promptly attended to, and satislactlon guaranteed. Iloraealiootn n Kpoclnlty 22 ly L. SPEARS' II. W ROBERTS. NEW HARNESjiHOPT JCT op ned in ihe Roberts lUilldina op posite the Rurnl Hoiian. Tho under signed is prepared In do all kinds of work In his lino in the bot stylo and ou short notico. . NEW Hi It.MlSS A Specialty Keop on hand a fine assort ment of i urry Combs, HruHhos, Harness Oil, Whips aiid Huddles. UarneHS of all kinds made to order and cheap as the vhespest Remember the name and pla.e W. Wi.SI K.iLj rt. Buildinit. 22-ly Opposite HurJP House, Tionesta. II. C. IIARLIN, Merohant Tailor, IN Tne Lswrenco Itiilldinir, over Rupor lor t.unihor Co. Store. Tho best stock kept conviuntl v on hand, nnd nrndo up in lliu best maimer and newest stylus. lW-ly 51 US. . SI. IlIMTIli DRESSMAKER, Tionesta, Pa. 1ITRS. TIEAT1I has recently moved to liL this nlaco lor the purpose of m'Ctinir awantwhiirh the ladies of tho town nnd county have for a lonir time known, that of havinti a dressmaker of experience amoni; th-iu. lam prepared to make all kinds of dresses in the Infest styles, ami iruaraulen satis'nrtion. Stnmping'l'or braid ing and embroidery done In the best man ner, with the newest patterns. All I ahk is a tair rial. Kesidmicoon Water Street, In the house fbrmorly occupied bv Jacob Shriver. " Htl j Frank Itobbliia, PHOTOGRAPHER , (successor to dkhimo.) - Pictures in every styleof the art. Views nf the oil regions for sale or takeu to or der. CENTRE STREET, near R, R. crossing. atYCAMORK STREET, near Union Pe pat, oil City, Fa. 1.0-lf PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY. ELM MTU BET, SOUTH OF ROBINSON A BONNER'S STORE. Tionesta, Fa., M. CARPENTER, - . . Proprietor. 1 Fletures taken In all the latest stvlea the'art. 2-tr NEW JEWELRY STORE Xm Tloaedta.! 3 M. SMITH, WATCHMAKER & JEWELER, At SUPERIOR STORE. ALL VVOn K WARRANTED. " J Large and Superior Stook of Watches, looUej, ButUewelry, CONSTANTLY ON HAND. (TR. SMITH h flno machinery for i'l mskimrall parte of a watch or clock that may be missing or broken. He war rants ail his work. The patronage of tho citizens of f orest County is most respect fully solicited. All he asks is a fuir trial, .if ADVERTISERS send 25 cenU to Oeo. F. Rowell t Co., 41 Park How, N. Y.. for their Elghty-patfe Pssnphlnt, showing cot of sdverMng. 18 4t A WOltKI.NU WOMAN. Lookinc out of the window trie oili er moriiiiiK I vaw a wonmn drive to the gate, with a trim little eRtiihmh nieni in excellent order, I Imd never set eyes nil Iicr before. I wits sure nf tlmt, though she looked up ul the win ilow with a bright Riid clicery Binile o though she hsil known me nil my days. Springing out of tho high wag on lik'e a girl of sixteen, although .he was evidtctly three limes that sje, she hitched her liorse mid hltuikeied it as if she was tist d to it, and was ushered into the parlor. She had come to in quire about some lots upon our limn, and I HsHtire you she talked ' tiusinoxs, it eviuV'iilJy being no new thing to her. I found she was from a neighboring town, five miles (J if la lit, where her litis hand is a- prosperous architect and builder. Alter she hud obtained the in.ormutioii for which she came, we fell into conversation such as our sex will iudnlge in. "Have you much of a family?" I inquired. "Eleven children," she re plied, i opeueil my eyes iu astonish m en t , expecting to Iicht the usual an swer iu these dys, "Three, two boys and a girl," or vice versa. "Have you never lost any children?" said I "None." she lephed, "and none are married ; they are all living at home." "What a lamily to look after! ' I ez claimed. "Oh, I shouldn't mind our own family at all," she replied, "but we have always buiiided three or four carpenter,, necessary in my husband's business. Then we have a farm and a i:ood many cows to see to, and butter to make, uiid as my husband is always bu.y iu other ways, ihe oversight ol farm devolves upon me." ' "I hope you are more fortunate than the rest of us, iu having good d ii'its tics to help you wiih all this Work," 1 said. '1 lie good woman slraigh'.encd herself up and gave a decisive reply. "1 never keep uny," she (aid ; "they never suit me." ""Your children must help you a good deal, then?" "Yes; but lliey have their lessons to learn. Their eldest sister, who hits as good an education as money could give her, teaches them euliiely at home. We have a room in our house filled up especially for that purpose. They are more thoroughly taught by her, with the deep iutereslshe teels iu them.thau if they went to school elsewhere; aud being able to recite lessons in the ear ly part of the day, they spend fewer hours over books, which is better for their health, aud this enables them to give uie more assistance than they otherwise could do." What a sensible woman, thought I ; for you know what a favorite idea home educutiun is with uie when it is practicable. Bo I drew my chair nearer to heraud said. "You don't do your own sewing, do you?" "Never sert out a stitch in my life, dresses or antihing else, even alien we hail not a sewing machine, and I dou't kuow what excuse I could htsve for it now, with a good machine." "Do you make your husband's and all your boy's sliiits?" "Lvery one of them. My eldest sou is something of a duu dy, as young men are apt to be, and he bought some shirts awhile ago. Oh, such a tit as they were! I speut more time ripping and fitting them than would' cut and made a d. zai." "Do you ever have lime to go out side your house?" I inquired. "On, yes," she replied, with a smile; "I am here this morning, you see, to in quire about the land, aud day before yesterday I went to the Slate fair with some butter, which took a premium." "You must sit up very late uighis," I said. "Oh, no; not very. We always fin ish up our work by 8 o'clock evenings uulees something very special is going oh, for we are quite a musical family. We have a piano. My daughters are good players, and father and mother, boys aud girls, all coui.t upon a good sing, often, before going to bed, and this causes us to sit up rather later, I have sometimes thought, than was good for us, considering we have to be up with the lark in the mornings. You know," she added, "that music is very fascinating to those who love it." "Are you always well?" I asked. "My health is perfect. I have a good natural constitution, and no time tube debilitated and nervous." Here this partgou arose to go. I followed her lo the gale, saw hor uu hitch her horse and drive oil', while 1 returned to the house with these re 11. ct iutia : Lleveu children, boarders, a farm, no servants, premium for but ter at the Slate Fair, music and fine arts! Think of it, O ye d. lighters who have a family , of three servants, three children, lure all vour sewing doce, and have dyspepsia aud general debility thrown iu. A for me, I went up stairs after this interview, unrolled some shirts I was just going to send out to be made, aud, oiling up my machine, went to work at them. Of course I hate it. Of course it will tire me to death, but it is so nice to be smart like this good worn tu. I have nntde some inquiries about her since she was here and found her stoty was not exaggerated. She is a living example of what per fect system ami industry will accom plish. She whs once a teacher, well educated and sensible. She married her hnsbn ml when he was not worth a cent, and now they live in a fifteen thousand dollar house,' own a good farm, and to the good management and thrift of the wife is attributed much of ihe husband's success. They and their children huve the nome ofl being one of the happiest and most I united tamilies anywhere about, out my paragon does not write such long letters as this, I suspect. I mil. t go back to my machine; It aels like a witch lo dav. TO HEAVEN BAREFOOTED. During the pioneer days of Iotiiu the town had an editor who was pa tient and long suffering. So.neof the members of n certain church got lutu to give ?20 towsrds securing a minis ter, then they wanted their religious notices inserted free; then he was ask ed for (2o towards building a parson age, and he fiimlly found that he was giving the church more than he gave his fafnily. He nevertheless "hung on" for a time longer or until one eve ning he went In prayer meeting nnd was asked to leave his ofliej for a week and go aud help clear I he ground for a camp-meeting. That was the list straw, an : he rose up ami said : "Brothers, I'd like to go to Heaven along with you. I know you all. You are clever and obliging, ami kind and tender, aud it would be uice for uxall, as a congregation, to go iu together, but I've concluded to leave you ami try und dodge in along with somebody from Detroit, La IVer or Grand Rap. id. It's money, money all the time, and I've given to this church until, if my wiiu should die, she'd have to go tu Heaven barefooted '', ' The congregation seemed to roaliic that a free horse was being - ridden to death. They let up on the editor ajld pacified him. He even had a special tent assigned him at the camp meeting and all was well. He was nn awful menu man, He curried a fifty dollar counterfeit bill to make a show of it setueiimes when he was fingering for very small change to pay for a single mink or a Wheeling stogy. His poor, hard-working wife had been begging him for a nice gold chain she had seen in a shop window down town. One day he felt iu a mer ry mood, gave her the fifty dollar counterfeit bill nnd told her u buy the chain. Then he left home laugh ing so hard that he had to go and take a drink to wush it d wu. Ho may have tukeh several drinks. He wmiI home to dinner feeling full of joke. It appeared lo be the happiest day of his life. He had made a fool of the old woman. Rut the old womau wore that chain at the dinner-table and called the brute "her d.ar old darl ing." Thai put a new face on the whole affair. . It Imd censed to he a joke for him. The jeweler call before dinner was over, and handing him the base paper told hiui tu "shell out" fifty good dollars if he wished to es cape annoyance. He shelled out and has never since been able to see the point of his own joke. But the womau enjoyed it. poor All who are di.gusted with disease and anxious to be rid of their ills.wi 1 read with interest, between their doses, the story of Jacob Weiss, who former ly lived, a mechanic, iu Louisville, Kentucky, with a plenty of nothing in his pocket, and bronchitis slowly but surely joiiKumiiig his pulmonary appa ratus. He was advised lo g. to that Paradise, Golcondu, Arcadia, that argentine laud called Colorado. What happened to the impecunious and with ditiicuily-hreatbiiig Jacob? He recov ered from his bronchial derangement hut that is nothing. For he also discovered six large and plentiful sil ver mines. He is a rich man. If necessary, he could afFoid .to take a bottle of the most expensive Pulmon ic Panacea twice a day. and to employ a corps of doctors, allopathic, hydro not hie, tuotorputhic, homacpathic, bot anical ami eclectics). But he scorns them lie breathes with the vigor of a bisou. Consumption has sie V out capital lias stepped in. Let ttuS'rr whose tendency is to shortness both of funds and breath, go and do like Weiss ! A young lawyer in a country town asked some of his friends io a game of cards in his room, to be followed by a lilllo supper. Frogs were a new spe cies of food in tha; latitude, aud illph of them cooked in the choicest way was the feature of the oicasion. Sup per time approached, aud during a temporary lull in the convereatiou.lhe door sudJenly opened, aud a Mi esian waiter, in a loud voice announced sup per thus: "Mr. them tudt it doue, and sopper is ready I" THE DKMOCItATIC VK'TOItY ANI THE FlUCEOFUlTltlt. From the Albany Journal, Nov. 6. We heard n Btory yesterday in re gird to a confiding Democrat, nn hon est, simple-minded laborer. He at tended a number of political meetings during the campaign just closed, and swallowed, ftilh unquestioning faith, all that the Democratic orators told himSns to the intimate -relation exist ing between hard times anil Republi can rule, and, tf course, drew the in ference that the election of Mr. Tild eu meant times just the opposite of hard. Yesterday morning, having mustered the election news, he seized n plate handed him by his esteemed helpmate, and, in accordance with her request, hied him to a neighboring grocery store are requested to be serv ed with a couple of pounds of their best butler. Theei.etgeticH.nd urbane clerk in attendance lost no time in placing it upon the proffered plaP?. Then, while he was in the act of lying a delicate sheet of white paper on top of the butier lo protect it from dunl on its way to its deHtinatioii, the pur chaser asked what there vns to pay. The energetic and urbane youngclerk, who was quick at figtiics, replied: "Two pouii.is forty-eight cents a pound ninety nix cents." At these words the fare of the cus tomer, w hich up lo this point had been wreathed with the smiles which (he election news Imd invoked, becsme overspread with an expression of an-lonii-hmeut and auger. For a moment or so his emotions rendered him spe.chlt.., and t lieu in a loud voice he broke forth : "Forty ale cints! O, miisJin, musha! The devil fly away wid ye; wasn't that wi Ht ye was after chargin' me M.inda!" The urbane clerk explained that his customer wits right ne hud been charged forty eiuhl cents per pound for the best butter on Monday, ami the price in the meantime hud under gone no variation. Did ye take a squint at the Argnt this morning, me by?" queried the excited party before the counter at the same time exhibiting to the gaze ol the cletk a ropy of tlmtHhect freighted with Democratic victories. The in telligeut clerk replied that he had seen the Argun, and added that he was much elated at the news. "Ye've seen the new., ye say that?" "Yes, fir; I've seen I hp news." "And ye'o kuow thut Til. leu is elect ed ?" "Yes, sir; lam aware nf thittfact." "An' Mr. Tildeti elected ye'ze char, gin' me forty ate cints a pound for butter, just the snme as nn Munda." The cler, us good humored as lie was urbane, explained that, the elec- li f Mr. Tilden had not the slight est effect on the butter market, 'l ie too confiding Democrat hung his head a moment aud then handed oiilniiiely six cents in full for his butter; and then, as he passed out of tie rrorery, pitched the Argut iuto the gutter. There is a widow in Winona who ne'er diil anything useful until after her husband d'ed and left her half a dogcii children to take care of. She thought a great deal of her husband, but he did not leae her uhsisiauce enough to buy him a gravestone, aud this fact net hei to work. She Vler miued that the poor man's grave should have a r spei table mark. So she got a nisrhle slab and weut to work on it, making a gravestone for her "tepartid. Thus she began to carve out her fortune. She finished the work and learned the trade uf a stone-ci-tter at the same time. She soon diil some other marble work and offered it for sale. It proved accepta ble, and she was given a permanent place iu a marble yard, and is making regular artisan's wages and keeping her family in good style. Sometimes a husband does turn out a benefit to a woman, though sli may not realize his use until she lines him. It vos yoost so easy as a needle co id valk by a cornel's eye as to git tier he hint vord mil a vomeu. Id doned vos ride tu ht a man vols dowu ov you got a chauee to kick him. Honesty was bedder as riches,' ovyo got em boath. Ye gott plenty scblips between der upper lip uu tier dipper. Kind vords dou't so soon gnu ded ov you goit matt. Early to bed ond dou't gott up soon yo git more schleep. A man is alvsys supposed to vos in nocent by der Goart House, till der Shtiilge find it rigtit avay ond vol he dou't got some money. Pianos 'must he high-priced in Colo rado, or houses and lots very low. For we read this advertisement iu the Georgetown Miner. "For sale or exchange for a house and lot a first class piano, uearly new. Enquire at this eft-co." TUAT AtVFIX MTOItAI. "Speaking of shooting ducks," says Dr. F. "puis me in mind of the great etorm that occurred when I lived on the island. As you are all well aware, our island is near Casco Bay; an aw ful storm arose that was so tierce thai it drove all the ducks iu the bay into a pond, covering nn acre, near my bouse. Iu fact so many ducks crowd ed into that pond that 1 cutildu't see a drop of water." "ShoM" says Smith, "did ye ehute eny of 'em ?" ' That's what I'm comiug at. I went into ihe house and got my doubled barreled shot gun, and dis charged both barrels right into the midst of them, but to. my astonish ment, they all arose iuto the air, tear ing not a solitary duck on the pond." "Good gracious! ye don't say," eaye Smith ; "didn't ye hev any shot in yer gun, or what the thuuder was ike trouble?"' "Well, I was coming to that," said Dr. F. "It astonished me at first; but as soon as the ducks rose a few hun dred yards iu the air, and commenced to separate a little, ducks began to drop, and whether you believe it or not, I picked up twenty-nine barrel of ducKS, and it was n poor season for ducks, too. fou see the ducks were wedged i i sn tight in the pond, that wtieti they rose they carried the dead iuto the air with them, and when they separated, dowu cam-! the twcnty-ntoe barrels of dead ducks." "Oh," says Smith, ."I'm not surpris ed at thut, at all, or the big lot of litii ks that yer bagged, for it was an awful storm. I remember it well, doc tor; I had at thut time a corn-barn full of corn ; ou one side f the barn was an open window, uuil on ihe other side was a knot hole, and during the storm tho wind blew sd .hard that it blew every ear of that oorn right through that knot hole, at'd the hole being just the size of a cob only, tho result was that it shelled every ear, leaving the corn in the barn, aud the next morning I found my barn hulf full of shelled corn, and not' a single cob. I had a curiosity to know where the cobs bad goue to. I went in the reur of the burn, und followed the line of those cobs over eleven miles, and at the distance of about fi.'e miles a large, first growth pine tree stood ' in the truck, and rlurn me if the wind hadn't driven them cobs into that tree from top to bottom. Oh, doctor thut was an awful storm 1" "Yes," sighed the doctor, "Awful!" The report that conies of the sink ing condition of the father of little Charlie Ross, is a sad climax to a dark und mysterious story. Few events that have occurred w.thin the past, few years huve excited more comment and attention than the abduction, in hroad daylight, of the little Philadelphia boy. From the moment of his disap pearance all trace of him has been lost. Every conceivable method of discovery has. been employed, every link taken up and followed to its con clusion, but all without avail. Dur ing all this time the unfortunate par ents have been rucked with doubts aud fears, almost too much for human en durance. Now, it is said, the mind of the father has succumbed to the strain placed upon it, and there is every probability that he soon go down to the grave, a broken hearted man. As suredly, if there be such a thing as retributive justice, there will be a ter lible punishment lifted nut to those who have broken up a happy . house hold aud driven its head tu a lunilic'a grave. A corespondent of the Country Gentleman says tlmt a way to ha Dish rats is, plint asphedel near the barn or stable where they are, or put some in their hobs. Rats have such an aversion for this plant that they will quit the premises where it is. If they are in driins or in cellars, scatter sul phate of iron (copperas) in their runs. The copperas should not he dissolved. It is our best and cheapest disinfect ant. The sulphuric acid burns their feet, and they leave without dying. This will be appreciated by every housekeeper thut has had to endure the steuch of a dead rat. One eight, recently, a Detroit po liceman passing a certain house a'dou. ten o'clock, saw a man drop from a window, and hear I smothered cries in sido. He seized the man for a burg lar, but soon tixind that he had the owner of the house in his clutches. "Well," said the tli er "it looks sus picious to see you drop from a window that uy." "We'l," replied the man, heaving a sigh, "when the old woman gets her dander up I ain't particular b I in it t what road I take out uf the house." The debt statement for October shows a decrease of the debt of six hundred and eighty out) thousand four hundred aud thirty-four dollar tad Illy rent. r, t - "