r5VJ &t m'Cjft jgtpuMifiro. Rates of Advertising. One Square (Mnch,) one Incrtion - $1 SO OneNipiare " ono month - 3 00 OneS'piare " three months - fM One Npiaro " one year - - 10 dO Two Nunres, one year - 15 Co Quarter Col. " - ... ho 00 Half " " .... 60 00 One " " - - - . mo CO I.efral notices at established rates. MurriiiRO and deatli notices, gratis. All bills for-yearly advertisements col lected quarterly. Temporary adTCrtise mentH must be paid for in advanoc. Job work, Canh on Delivery. H rtBLWIIEn KVEf.Y WEDNKHDAY, BY rnci! in RontssoH & bonner'S buildinc!, tlM STREET, TIQNB8T PA. TKRMS, 2.00 A YKAR. No Subscriptions received for a shorter period Uum thrco mniilln, Oorrrspondcnao solicited from nit part W Mm country. No nolle; will be taken of nnnoiiymons communication. VOL. Vlt. NO. 24. TIONESTA, PA., SEPTEMBER 1C 187 1. $2 PEP. ANNUM. JfK&t BUSINESS DIRECTORY. TIONESTA LODGE Ao. 369, I. O. Of O. TP. MEETS every Friday evening, at 8 o'clock, In the 1 1 h1 1 formerly oocupled ! tlio Uood Templars. W. 11. DUNN, N. O. . W. SAWYER, Sec'y. 27-tf. Dr. J. E. Blalrte, OFFICE nnrt rosldcnco opposite the Lawrence 1 I ouo. OMee day Wodiies ilnV mid Saturday. 30-tf. W. P. MercllUott, A TTORNF.Y AT I-AW, oor. Elm and 1 Walnut SIm., TioiiomU, l'a. I have associated niVBolf with Hon. A. B. Rich mond, of Me'ndvillo, l'a., In tlio practice of law In Forest County. 10-ly . WBWTOW rKTTTH, MILKS W. TATK. PETTIS A TATK, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, '.Mint Street, TIOXKSTA, TA. T. W. Hays, ATTORNEY AT T,AW, and Notabt Pumlio, Reynolds Hnkill A Co.'s Ulonk, Sonoea St., Oil City, l'a. 8U-ly r. HlKMRAR. V. B.SMILKT. KIXXEARA SMILEY, Attorneys at Law, - Franklin, Pa. PRACTICE In the several Conrla of Ve nango, Crawford, Forest, and ad.loin iit onuiilies.- 3:)-ly. R. UAnillH, D. D. r.vssBTT, jTAitius tC fassett, (tornoya at Law, TUusvllla Penn'a. PRACTICE In all the Courts of Warren, Orawford, Fwret and Vonango I'oun ie. 4B-K CENTRAL HOUSE, BONNF.R A AON EW BLOCK. I An new, Proprietor. This In a now house, and lias JiiMt been fitted up for the accommodation of the public. A portion t the patronage of Uie public is. soliuitod. 4rt-ly Lawrence House, TIONFJH'A, PA., WILLIAM LAW RENCE, Propri rtor. This uousa ontrally located. Everything new and . .well furnished Superior accommoda tions and strict attention i;iv"n tO gllCStS. Vstrutables and Fruits of all kinds served In thsir season. Sample room for Com mercial Agonts. FOREST HOUSE, D BLACK PROPRIETOR. Opposite Court House, Tionesta, Pa. Just opened. Everything new and clean and freak. The best of liquors kept constantly on hand. A portion of the publio patron age la rospectfuUy solicited. 4-17-1 V Tionesta House. GT. LATIMER Lessee, Elm St. Tle ' ncsta. Pa., at the mouth of the crook, sir. L. has thoroughly renovated the Tlonnsta House, and lo-furnished it com pletely. All who patroni.o him will be wall ontertalned at roasonable rates. 37-ly Errplre Hotel. TIDOUTE, PA. II. EWALP.PiiopniK tor. Tills house is centrally localod, lias been thoroughly rotlitod and now boasts as (rood a tulilo and bods as any llo tel in tlio oil regions. Transient only &2.00 jipr.dny. l!J-t)m "' C. B. Weber's Hotel, TYLERSBURGII, PA. C. B. WEBER, has possession of the now brick hotel and will lie happy to entertain all his old customers, ami any number f now onos. Hood accommodations for guests, and ex cellent stabling. 10-3m. Dr. J. L. Acortb, PIIYSICIAX AKD SURGEOX, who has had fifteen years' experience in a largo and successful practice, ill attend all l'rvfesKional Culls. Ollloe in his Drug and Urocery Store, located In TiUioute, near Tidiouto House. IN HIS STORE WILL BE FOUND A full assortment of Modleines, Liquors Tobacco, Cigars, Stationery, Glass, Paints, Oils, Cutlery, all of the best quality, aud will be sold at reasonable rates. DR. CHAS. O. DAY, an experienced fhysicinn and Druggist from New York, . Juts charge of the Store. All proscriptions put up accurately. , JKO. T. f.lRli. A. B. KELLY. MA Y, I' A It K C CO., BACKERS . Corner of Khn'.t Walnut Sts. TioneHto. Bunk of Discount and Deposit. Intorost allowed on Time Deposits. Colleoiiousniadeonall thePrinaipal points of the U. 8. ColloeUons soiioitod. !3-ly. V V J , ' - - , (CisISSIONEIl'S CLEUK, FORKST CO., PA..) HEAL ESTATE AGENT. II OUSES and Lots for Sale and IlENHH Wild Lands for Mala, J- I have superior facilities for ascertaining tie condition of tuxes and tax doods, Vc, mid am therofore qualitied to act Intelli gently as aKCiit of thoMO liviit at a dis tance, owning lands In the County, Oilioe in Commissioners liooiu, Court IbiiibO, Tionasla, l'a. -li-ly. D.W.CLARK. NEW BILLIARD ROOMS! VDJOINING tho Tioiiusta llonso, at the moutli of Tionostu Crock. Tim tables mid room arc new, uud everything kejit in older. To lovers of tlio uino a cordial invitation is extended to come und pluy in t4ui new room. 'it; tf .;. T. I. ATI Mr It. l.picc. n i:nt inn v t. JACOB SMEAR B AUG II bns fitted up the storo-biiildinir north of Tuto's law ofllcc, for a restaurant, a:id will be pleased to soe his frionds there. Fresh boer on draught. Also ale, domestic wines Ac. Cold lunches at all times, and oysters In all stylos. In their season. 13-ly WIYJ. F. BLUM, BLACKSMITH AND WAGON-MAKER. Corner of Church and Elm Streets, TIOISTESTA. iPA.. This firm Is prepared to do all work In Its line, and will warrant everything done at their shops to Kve satisfaction. Par ticular attontion given to IIOKSK-SIIOt:iXC3, Give them atrial, and yon will not re gret It. 13-ly. PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY. EL.1I MTKERT, SOUTH OF rtOBTNSON A BONNER'S STOKE, Tlonesta, Pa., M. CARPENTER, . J - Proprietor. Tictures taken In all the latost styles the art. " . 20-tr PAPA DALDWIX IlaaoponodA SEWING -MACHINE DEPOT ' In his BOOT and SHOE STORE, V And in connection with his other business bo hnsjoiibUiitly in storo the G HOVER A BAKER, DOMESTIC, VICTOR, WILKOX SHUTTLE, WHITNEY, HOWE, BLEES, 1 WHEELER A WILSON, HOME SHUTTLE, and will TURNISII TO ORDER any Sowing Macblno in tho market, at list I prices, with all tho O-XTJTbJTT EES wliieli the Companies give, and will DELIVER THE MACHINES i In auy part of Forest County, and give all necessary instructions to learners. v Nvedlits for all Macliiurs, 811k and Thread always In Storo. T1DIOUTE, VA ., Juno, 1874. 11-U NEW JEWELRY STORE i Iu'T ioiiostn. s M. SMITH, I WATCHMAKER & JEWELER, At SUPERIOR STORE. ALL WORK WARRANTED. A Largo and Suporior Stock of . find Jowolry, CONSTANTLY ON HAND. TR. SMITH has fine machinery for I'l mukiiiir all parts of a watch or clock that uiay be missing or broken. Ho war rants all his work. The patronage of the citizens of Forest County is most rosiieet fully solicited. All ho asks is a fair trial. 4tf XOTIC12. DR. J. N. BOLARD, of Tidioute, has ret.irusd to his practice alter an ab sent; of four months, spent iH the Hnjpi talsot'New York, where b will attend calls in his prol'oNion. Oltice in Eureka Drug Storo, 3d door ibovt tlio bank, Tidioute, l'a. i'Mt REBECCA, THE DRUMMER. A BTORT OF THE WAR OF 1812. It was about nine o'clock in the morning when the ship first appeared. At once there was the greatest excite ment in the village. It wag a British war ship. . What would she do? Would she tack about the bay to pick up stray coasters as prizes, or would slio land soldiers to burn the town f In either event there would be trouble enough. Those were sad days, those old war times in 18l2. The sight of a British war ship in Boston Bay was not pleas ant. We were poor then, and had no monitors to go out and sink tbeedetny or drive him ofT. Our nary was small and, though we afterward had th vic tory and sent tho troublesome ships away, never Co return, at that time they often oamerneaf enough, and the food people in the village of Scituate 1 arbor were in great distress over the strange ship that had appeared iu the mouth of the harbor. It was a fishing place in those days, and the harbor was full of smacks and boats of all kinds. The soldiers could easily enter the harbor and burn up everything and no one could prevent them. There were men enough to make a good fight, but they were poor ly armed and bad nothing but fowling pieces and shot-guns, while thesoldieis had muskets aDd caution. The tide was down during tho morn ing, so that there was no danger for a few hours; and all the people went out on the cliffs and beaches to watch the ship aud see what would happen nest. On the end of a low sandy spit that makes one side of tho harbor stood the little, white tower known as Scit uate Light. In the house, behind the Jight, lived the keeper's family consist ing of himsolf, wife and several boys and girls. At the time the ship ap peared the keeper was away, and there was no. one at home, save Mrs. Bates, the eldest daughter, Rebecca, about fourteen years old, two of the little boys, and' a young girl named Sarah Winsor, who was visiting Rebecca. Rebecca had been tho first to discov er the Bhip, while she .was up in the light-house tower polishing the reflec tor. She at once descended tho steep stairs and sent off the littlo boys to the' village to g've tho alarm. For an hour or two the ship tucked and stood off to sea, and then tacked again aud made for the shore. Men, women and children watched her with anxious interest. Then tho tide turn ed and begun to flow into the harbor. The boats, aground on the flats, float ed, and those in deep water swung around at their moorings. Now the soldiers would probably laud. If the people meant to save anything it was ti mo to be stirring. Boats were hasti ly put out from the wharf, and such clothing, nets aud other valuables as could be handled were brought ashore, loaded into hay carts aud carried away. It was of no use to resist. The sol diers of course, were well armed, and if the peoplo made a stand among the houses that would not prevent the en emy from destroying the shipping. About two o'clock the tido reached tho high water mark, and, to the dis may of the people, the ship let go her anchor, swung her yards round, and lay quiet about halt a mile from the first c I nr. They were going to land to burn the town. With their glasses the people could bco the boats lowered to take the soldiers ashore. Ah! then there was confusion and uproar. Every horso'in the village was put into some kind of team, and the women aud children hurried oft' to the woods behind the town. The men would stay and offer as brave a resist ance as possible. Their guns were light and poor, but they could use the old fish houses as a fort, and perhaps make a brave fight of it. If worse came to worse, they could at least re treat and take to the shelter of the woods. It was a splendid sight. Five large boats, manned by sailors, and filled with soldiers in gay red coats. How their guns glittered in the sunl Tlie oars all moved together in regular or der, aud the oflicers in their fine uni forms stood up to direct the expedi tion. It was a courageous company como with a war ship aud cannon to fight helpless fishermen. So Iiebocca Bates and Sarah Winsor thought, as they sut up In the light house tower looking down on the pro cession of boats as it went past the point and entered the harbor, "Oh ! if I wera only a man !" cried Rebecca. "What would you do? See what a lot of tlieru ; and look ut their guns !" "I don't care. I'd fight. I'd use father's old shot-gun-anything. Think of uuclo's rew boat ar.d the sloop !" "Yes; and all the boats." "It's too bad ; isn't it ?" "Yes, and to thiuk we must sit here and see it all and not lift a finger to help." "Dou you think there will be a fight?" "I don't know. Undo and father are in tho village, and they will do all they can." j "See how still it is in town. There's pot a man to be seen." "Oh, they are hiding till the soldiers ;et nearer. Then we will hear the i hots and the drum." "The drum I How can they? It's lere. Father brought it home to mend t last night." , , "Did he? Oh, then let's" "See the first boat has reached the sloop. 0hl obi 'They are going to bum her." - "Isn't it mean ?" "It's oo bad ! too " "WheVe's that drum?" "It's in tho kitchen." "I've a treat mind to go down and boat it." "What gbod would that do?" "Scare Vra." "They'd tee it was only two girls, aud they wluld laugh and go on burn ing just thejsamo." "No. Wk could hide behind the sand hills land the bushes. Come lei's-" "Oh, look 1 look ! The sloop's afire I" "Come, I cjin't stay and seo it any more. The cowardly Britishers, to burn the boati! Why don't they go up to the towiiand fight like " "Come, let's Vet the drum. It'll do no harm; and jorhaps " "Well, let's. There's the fife, too, we might take ttat with us." "Yes; and we'll " No time for further talk. Down the steep stairs of the tower rushed these two young patriots, bent on do ing what they could for their country. They burst into the kitchen like a whilwind, with rosy cheeks and flying hair. Mrs. Bates sat sorrowfully gaz ing out of the window at tho scene of destruction going on in the harbor and praying for her country, and that the dreadful war might soon be over. She could not help. Son and husband were shouldering their poor old guns in the town, and there was nothing to do but wait and pray. Not so the two girls. They meant to do something, and in a fever of ex citement they got the drum and took the fife from the bureau drawer. Mrs. Bates, intent on the scene outside, did not heed thcraf and they slipped out by the back door unnoticed. The.y must be careful or the soldiers would see them. They went round back of tjie house to the north and to ward the outside beach, and then turn ed and plowed through the deep sand just above high water-mark. They must keep out of sight of the boats, and of the ship also. Luckily, she was anchored to the south of the light; and as the beach curved to tho west they soon left her out of sight. Then, they took to the water side, and with the drum between them ran as fast as they could toward tho main land. Presently they reached the low heaps of sand that showed where the spit joined the fields and woods. I anting aud excited, they tightened up tlio drum and tried the fife Boftly. "You take the fife and I'll drum." "All right; but we mustn't stand still. We must march along the shore toward the light." "Won't they see ue ?" "No; we'll. walk next tho water on the ootside beach." "Oh, yes ; and they'll think it's sol diers going down to tho-Poiut to head 'em off." "Just so. Como, begin! One, two one, two!" Drum! Drum!! Drum!!! "For'ard -march!" "Ha! Ha!" The fife stopped. "Don't Inugh. You'll spoil every thing, and I can't pucker my lips." Drum! Drum!! Drum!!! Soucak ! Squeak ! 1 Squeak ! ! ! The i ue ii iu town heard it and were amazed beyond measure. Had the soldiers arrived from Boston? What did it mean? Who wero coming? Louder and louder on the breeze came the roll of a sturdy drum and the souud of a brave fife. The sol diers in tho boats heard the noise and paused in their work of destruction. The officers ordered everybody into the boats in the greatest of haste. The people were risiug!They were coming down tho point with cauuons to head them ofi'! They would all be captured snd porhups hung by the dreadful Americans! How the drum rolled! The fife changed its tune. It played "Yankee Doodle" that Lorrid time! Hark I the men were cheering in tho town ; there were thousands of them in the woods along the shore ! In grim silence marched tho two girls plodding over sharp stiues, splashing through the puddles Rebec ca beating the old drum with might and main, Sarah blowiug the Cf-J with shrill detcrmiuation. How the Britishers scrambled into their boats! One of the biave officers was nearly left behind on the burning sloop. Another fell overboard and wet his good clothes, in his haste to escape from tho American army march ing down the beach a thousand strong I No fancy rowing now, but desperate haste to get out of the place aud es cape to the ship. How the people yelled and cheered on the shore I h ity men or more jump ed into boats to prepare for the chase. Ringing shots began to crack over the water. Louder and louder rolled the terri ble 'rum. Sharp and clear rang out the cruel fifo. . Nearly exhausted, half dead with fa tigue, tho- girls toiled on tearful, laughing, reiiu? . to drop on the wet sand, and riill beating and blowing with fiery couisife. Tho boats swept swiftly out of the harbor on iho outgoing tide. The fish ermen came up with the burning boats. Part stopped to put outrtbe fires and tho rest pursued the flying enemy with such shots as they could get at them, in tho midst of it all the sun went down. Tho red-coats did not return a shot. They expected every moment to see a thousand men open on them ut short range from the beach, and they reserv ed their powder. Out ot the harbor they went in con fusion and dismay. The ship weighed auchor and ran iut her big guns, but did not firo a shot. Darkness fell down on the scene as tho boat reached tho ship. Then she seat a round shot toward the light. It fell short, and threw a large fountain of white water iuto the air. The girls saw it, and, dropping their drum and fifo sat down on the beach and laughed till they cried. That night tho ship sailed away. The great American army of two had arrived.and they thought it wise to retreat in time. Rebecca is still living, old and feo ble in. body, but brave in spirit aud strong iu patriotism. She told this story herself to the writer, aud it is true. A WIFE'H WAHCASJI. Hannah Jane Wood writes from Rcyuoldsvillo to the Watkins (N. Y.) Express iu regard to a card which re cently appeared in that paper, repre senting her as having left her hus band's bed nud and board, and warn ing the people not to trust her on that bereaved gentleman's account. Han nah says : "First, ns to the bod, wo had none except the one my father gave me, and upon which I have allowed him to lodge his poor drunken, worthless car cass already quite too long ; aud as to board, he has not furnished enough for tho last two years to pay for his salt. He talk of board ! why, the children have always assisted me in buying bread to keep his poor soul and drunk en body together. He caution people not to trust me ! It would have been more fitting that I should have posted him ; but. that would have been super fluous, as no one who knows him would have trusted him, or possibly we could have kept the family together longer than we did. "One thing and only one in his publication is true, and that is that I nave left tho miserable man. When, by the use of whisky, tho once Milton Wood transformed himself iuto every thing contemptible and vulgar, forget ting every pledge of earlier life tor getting his obligations to me aud his children forgetting himself, and at last forgetting (Jod, and still, not sated with havoc, he pursues me with the malevttlcnco of a drunken fiend leave him I did. Oh, liquor! How many homes liast thou mauo desolato? How many broken hearted wives and homeless children hast thou cast upon tho cold charities of an unfeeling world ? Oh, thou mighty transformer of intellectual man iuto everything dev ilish! But I am trespassing too much upon your space, and will close, wish ing Mr. Wood all the health, happi ness end comfort lie can expect to flow from his drunken carcass." It Milton Wood is not now extin guished he certainly has given to tho world what was the matter of Hannah. For a scathing and eloquent exposi tion of the sufferings of a drunkard's wife, Hannah Jaue's advertisement cannot well bo paralleled. Small, rugged, barefooted boy to gall us colored gent with a valise "Say, boss, shall I carry your satcliel for you V Colored gent to small boy "No, go way dare; l'e gittiu' a quar ter for carryin' dis down myself." "All's well that euds well," so says the Iuto W. blmkespcure, but it don't end well when a bunch of fives cuds in your l'aeo with a 2D0 pound man bo hiud them. Au Irishman was once asked if lie had ever seeu a red blackberry. "To be sure I have," said Put; "all black berries are red when they are green." roOI.EY'H C'ONrNDKl-JI. Coolcy's memory is exceedingly trencherons, and it often gets" him into trouble. The other night he was at a tea parly at Smith's and while tho party sat around the suppor table, Cortley suddenly concluded he could eject a conundrum he hnd heard some where, aud so in an interval of sifeuce, he said : "I'vfi cot a pretty srood conundrum I'd fike to have you guess. Can any body tell me why a druggist w ho keeps his bottles down stairs is like a certain kind of musician ?" Everybody at once began to guess tho answer, and finy . lirrn fiiri moment, smiling. Presently, however, ho thuiight he would get tho answer ready In ordi r to give it, and to his iutenso alarm found he had forgotten it. He began to foel warm. He thought the subject over with all his might, and ho nearly had tho answer several times, but it always eluded him. Then he became warmer, and tho perspi ration began to stand out upon his forehead. The company gave it up one after the other, and as they did so each ono asked Cooley what the answer was. Cooley smiled a phastly kind of a smile, as if he was keeping it back to torment them ; but the singular red ness of his face and his peculiar be havior attracted the attention of eve rybody, and the more they looked at him the redder he got and the more profuse became the perspiration. "Come, Mr. Cooley," said the host, "wo are all waiting for the answer." "Out with it, Cooley," said another. "Cooley, we can't bo happy until wo have the answer to that conuundrum," remarked a third. Coclcy would have given millions at that moment to have been hidden in the bowels of the Mammoth Cave, out of sight. At lust he exclaimed : "The-ah-tho-ah-fact is, that ah-tho afTuir-that is the conundrum-thn whole thing, your honor, is a joke. There is no answer to it, your honor." Then everybody said they didn't see anything very amusing about jokes of such a character, aud.Smith frowned, while Cooley heard the man next him say to his neighbor that tho man (Coo ley) must be drunk. Then Cooley rose suddenly from the table, and bolted out through tho frontdoor. About two hours afterward, while ho was in bed, he all at once remembered the answer, and he instantly arose and went to Smith's. After ritiging the door-bell for half an hour, old Smith put his head out of the window. "I know it now !" shouted Cooley "I k.now it! It's because he has avial-in-cellar." "Go to thunder!" ejaculated Smith, as he shut tho window with a slam and went buck to bed. And now the Cooley's don't speak to the Smith's, and old Cooley carries the answers to his conundrums written on his shirt-cuffs when he goes into company, so as be certain that he will have them when they are wanted. Don't ask the Lord to keep your "garments unspotted." He isu t reno vating old clothes. Don't linger where your "love liess dreaming." Wake.hcr up and tell her to get breakfast. Don't turn up your nose at light things. Thiuk of bread and taxa tion. Don't insult a poor man. His mus cles may be well developed. Don't put on airs in your new clothes. Remember that your tailor is suffering. Don't stand still and point the way to heaven. Spiritual guide boards save but few sinners. Don't ask your pastor to preach without notes. How else can he pay his provision bills? Don't fret. Tho world will move ou as usual after you are gone. Don't writo long obituaries. Save Bonio of your kind words fur the liv ing. Don't depend wholly on Spaulding's prepared glue. It will not mend a broken promise. Confirmed old toper soliloquizes: "They say whisky is a curse. And they say brandy is a curse, Aud they suy tobacco is another curse. Well, I wish all curses would come home to roost, and roost low, at that, no as I could pull 'em down whenever I want ed 'em." A Milwaukee writer is severer Notes of tho storm still como iu. A visitor. from Louisville was struck by tho wind, and as ho flew up Wisconsin street with his ears uufurled, a gentle man remarked, "I know that the wind would fetch the circus tent." "I've got 'em." shouted a Missis sippi lioHimun, recently, when first the comet broke upon his sight. "Suakes I've hul before, aud tho slurs have got tails ou 'em. I'm a dead luuu !"