A STOUT OF fliaOll. An amusing story is related of a Louisiana regiment during the late civil war. Among the Confederate reserve! at the battle of Shiloh was a regiment from New Orleans composed, rank ano" file, of the wealthiest young men of the city there was scarcely a private in the ranks who did not rep resent a property of hitudredsof thou eands. During the hottest part of the bat tle one of tho -fiercest of the war General Beauregard found hi forces seriously annoyed by a battery that he was' unable to silence. Again and again had he directed hi assault gainst it, only to see his troops reel back mangled from the murderous mouths of the well-handled guns. At last, though with a painful reluctance lie turned to the Crescent regiment, and glauced for a moment over eager faces, nearly all' of which were person ally known to him. Then in a voice low, but distinctly heard to the fur thest end of the lines, ho said simply; "Boys, take me that battery." The flower of New Orleans fashion and wealth faced round, looked for a mo ment at the belching guus, shook their heads, and gravely replied : "Not much, General. We'll buy yu a bet ter batter than that in New Orleans.'.' We are sorry to learn that a Ger man chemist has sucoeeded. in making a first-rate brandy out of sawdust. We are a friend of the temperance move ment and we want it to succeed, but what chance will it have when a man can take a rip saw and go out and get , drunk with a fence rail ? What is the us of a prohibitory liquor law, if a man is able to make brandy smashes out of the shingles on the roof, or if he can get delirium tremens by drink ing the legs of his kitchen chairs? You may shut an inebriate out of a gin shop, and keep him away from tav erns, but if he can become uproarious on boiled sawdust, and aessicated win dow sills, any effort at reform must necessarily be a failure. It will be wise, therefore, if temperance societies will butcher the German chemist be for he goes aoy further. His receipt ooght not to be made public, lie should be stuffed with distilled board yards until he perishes with mania a potu. A noted hunter fears that he has been the victim of a "sell." He has a gun that scatters shot badly, so that it is not of much account. A while ago he saw an advertisement in a city paper, offering to send information whereby such scattering of shot could be effectually prevented, on receipt of - fifty cents. He sent the money and in ' due time was informed that to prevent his gun from "scattering".-ho should put in only one soot. - ' - A Nebraska journal invitingly says "Who says farmers cannot get rich in this state f fifteen years ago a young man came to this state without a dol lar in the world., Last week he went out pf the State, carrying with him the sum of one dollar and thirty-eight cents, the savings of fifteen years of frugal lite. Come West, young man, come West. A flannel-cheeked lawyer of Bucy rus led off in a temperance meeting, stating that he had seen his own father killed at his Bide by the carelessness of a drunken man. "Then," said be, "I took a solemn oath never to drink again, and since that time I have never broke that oath, at least not very much ! The Journal says there was a roar. A Detroit; lunatic recently stole a baby from its cradle while its mother was absent for a moment, and carried his plunder in triumph to Lis friends. lliey, however, saw no cause lor reioiC' ing, and bribed him with a dollar'to show them where he had stolen it from and carry it back. The Rev. Lyman Beecher's salary seventy years ago was 8300 per awium and firewood. His son Henry Ward Beecher, receives $20,000 a year. But then he has to buy his firewood, and that ought to be taken into considera tion. A Gentleman in Missouri drew all his money out of the bank during the late panio and put it nobody knows where. Then be died suddenly, and his heirs are wildly prospecting in all sorts of probable and improbable pla ces. A Connecticut man had an oyster roast the other night, and on opening one of the bivalves found about one hundred pearls iu the abe'l, some of which, would have been of large value ii not spoiled iu roasting. One of the members of the Chicago common council has served in that body tor two years and has never had black eye. He refers to the fact with pardonable pride. An Ohio woman lately traveled on oue ticket with tour trunks, two baud boxes, a flower-pot, lunch basket, paper tack full of peaches, and a boy orhilecn, w hose age she gave as nine It said that when a Chicago girl quarrels with her lover, she informs her fricDds that "she isn't on squeez ing teriuB with that fraud any more." An old woraau in Illinois has for warded ten cents to Washington to pay her share of the national debt be fore she dies. A Wisconsin roan bribed his sou with a counterfeit f 5 bill to take it elite of c astor oil. JOB WORK DONE AT TUB . 'REPUBLICAN" OFFICE At he lowest cash price, neatly, prompt ly, anil in style equal to that of any other establishment in the Disirict. BUSINESS CARDS, SHOW CARDS, VISITING CARDS, SCHOOL CARDS WEDDING CARDS, PROGRAMMES, INVITATIONS, BALL TICKETS, ADMISSION TICKETS, MOXTIILY STATEJIi-XTS, ENVELOPES BILL HEADS, LETTER HEADS, NOTE HEADS, CIRCULARS, BLANKS, POSTERS. DODGERS, HANDBILLS, LABELS, SHirTIKG TAGS, Ac, Oil Creek Allegheny Rher Ry O W AND AFTER Monday June , 1871, Trains win run a toiiowsi SOL'TIlWAnO TItAIXs. STATIONS: 1st CI win. 4 si 2(t Class. 10' 14 a. m. a. in p. ni. a. nk n. m. Corrv 0 l." 1 1 00 6 fiO N (Ml Sparhwsburg B 42 11 35 fl 14. t) 10 Ulvndon 0 64 11 47 H7 fl SO CuiitrcvUlo 7 04 11 66 6 4(1 ! 64 Trvonville 7 13 12 M fl 65 10J2O Hydetown 7 2S 12 15 7 10 11 00 AH 7 85 12 23 7 28 11 20 Titusvllle. l.R 7 42 12 45 7 40 6 Ifl It 35 Miller Farm 8 02 1 03 7 6(1 65 12 15 Shaffer 8 07 1 08 8 03 7 20 12 20 Pioneer 8 17 1 IX 8 10 7 40 12 43 AR 8 25 1 25 8 23 7 65 1 05 ret Centre rK 8 28 1 28 8 SO Columbia . 8 35 1 36 8 38 Tarr Farm 8 40 1 88 8 42 Rvnd Farm 40 1 44 J 8 60 Rousevllle 8 63 1 49 8 68 10 8 20 8 80 8 40 fl 00 9 05 9 20 1 fi5 3 10 2 25 2 -10 8 66 8 00 8 20 McClintock ISM 1 63 9 ( AIV 9 10 8 06 Oil City MS 9 15 2 1ft 10 15 8 40 Oloopolis 9 45 2 SO 11 10 4 25 J'.nille KOcK U 60 2 40 11 32 4 60 President 9 69 12 60 It 38 M 60 Thmesta 10 23 3 13 12 30 5 it7 Hickory 10 44 3 32 1 20 0 15 Trnnkovvilla 10 64 3 41 1 45 6 43 Tkltotito 11 11 8 68 2 24 7 10 Irvinetou 12 01 4 40 Hi II 40 ADDITIONAL arCOND-CLASS TKAtNS-SOPTH. No. 10. Titusville 2,10 p. in.: Miller 2,50: Pioneer 3.20; Pet Centre 3,33; Columbia 4,15; Tarr Farm 4,23; Kvnd Farm 4,37: RoUMCvillo4,55; Oil City 5,20. 7o. s l orry o, io n. m.: Titnsiii r.35: Miller Farm 8,25; Pel Cenlro 9.4S; Colum bia 10,13; Tarr Farm 10.18; Rvnd Farm 10,27; Ronsevilto 10,35; Oil Citv"lt,00. No. 18. Pet Centre 1,28 p. ni.'; Columbia 1,50; Tarr Farm 2,05 Kvnd Farm 2,10; Rouseville 2.30; Oil City 3,00. .no. -a uu uity o.ao a. in.: Oleon 7.25, Tionetita 8,04; Trunkevvillo 10. Tidioutell.il. MOBTU WARD TRAINS. STATIONS: 1st Class. 5 S 1 . a. iu. p. ni. p. in. a. ni. v. m. 12 45 6 05 9 00 7 43 Irvincton Tidionte Trunkcyville Hickory Tionest'a 1 28 6 47 7 20 9 05 1 45 8 05 8 05 10 15 1 5i;8 158 20 10 44 2 14 34 8 45 11 40 2 35 'fl 55 SO 12 21 2 38 0 69 9 35 12 32 2 47 7 08 10 05 1 03 President Eaglo Rock Olcopolis Alt Oil City 8 16 7 35 10 65 1 0 2 10 2 25 i SO 2 40 2 55 3 10 3 20 3 33 3 45 4 15 4 40 & 20 DB 6 00 0 13 3 20 7 40 11 30 ;8 32 7 55 11 60 3 85 7 59 12 00 McClintock Rouseville 6 10 Rvnd Farm 16 20 J3 40 8 04 12 25 Tnrr Farm. Columbia 6 3 45 8 10 12 38 0 29 6 34 3 49 3 55 8;w;i2 48 8 21 1 05 Ait Pot Centre 6 30 3 59 4 on 8 23 8JI0 1 25 1 45 2 00 2 15 2 45 Pioneer Shaffer Miller Farm 6 42 0 53 (4 15 S 40 8 50 4 20 8 44 AR 17 15 4 40 0 05 Titusvllle 1 8 7 35 7 44 7 67 4 45 4 65 5 08 10 9 20 19 34 3 05 3 20 8 60 4 10 4 30 4 60 8 50 Hvdetown Trvonville Cehtreville 8 05 5 17 W 43 Olynden IS 14 15 27 9 68 Spartansburg 8 24 6 38 JO 02 lorry iu u u io 82 ADDITIONAL SKOOND-OLASSTRAINS-NOUTH No. 15 OiT Citv 6.55 a. m.t Rouseville 7.20; Tarr Farm 7.40; Columbia 7.56; Pet I'entre 8.10; Pioneer 8.40: Miller 9.20: Titusville 9.55. No. 7 Titusvllle 9.00 a. m.; Corry 11.25. No. 11 Oil Citv 11.20 a. m.: Rousevillo 11.45; Rvnd Farm 11.53: Tarr'Farm 12.03: Columbia 12,10; Pet Centre 12.20; Miller 1.25; Titusville 2.00; Corsy 4.42 p. in. io. zi juuouio is.o p. pi.; irunKov- ille 1.45; Tionosta2.43: Oieopoli8 4.25; Gil Citv 6.20. () Trains do not stoi). (!) StoD onsicrnal. (J) Stop for meals. l rains a. 6. 21 and 22 run da lv: all ether trains daily'excepl Sundays. N. B. Train No. 19 is aii Express from Titusville to Corry. BIL.VKH PAIiArK HI.FBriSO CAR TRAINS. No. 4 Direct from Philaduluhia without cuangc. :no. i Direct to Philadelphia without Direct from Pittsburgh without Direct to Pittsburgh without chaise. ro.5 change. No. 0 chanuo. C.J. HEPBURN JNO. PITCAIRX. Superintendent. Uon'l Managor, LOTS FOR SALE I IX THE BOROUGH OF TIONESTA. Apply to GEO. G. SICKLES, 79, Xaftau St., New York City. GROCERY AND PROVISION STORE IN TJ O X ES 7 A . GEO.W.BOVARD&CO. H AVE just brought on a complete anil curelully selected stock of FLOUR, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, and everything necessary to the complete stock ofanint-classOrocerv House, which they have opened out at their eslahliuh ruent on Elin St., first door north of M. L. Church. TEAS, COFFEES. SUGAR SYRUPS, Fit U ITS, ' SPICES, HAMS, - LAM), A NI) PRO VJSQXS OF ALL KINDS, at the lowost cash prices. Goods warrant ed to bo of the IsMt quality. Cull and ex amine, and we believe wecun suit you. GEO. W. HO V All 1 A CO. Jan. 9, 'T:. T II E s u-N'".: WEEKLY, 8EMI-WEEKI-Y, DAILY. TIT 13 WEEKLY SUN Is too widely known to require any extondnd recom mendation) but the reasons which have already plven It fitly thousand subscribers and which will, wo hope, give It many thousands more, aro briefly as follows: It Is A tirst-ralo newspaper. All tho news of the day will be found in it, con densed when unimportant, at full length when of moment, and always presented In a clear, infutligcntand interesting man ner. It Is a flrst-rato fainilv paper, full of on terlaininir and Instructive rendinp of eve ry kind, but containing not hiiiR tbat can offend tho moHt delicato and scrupulous taste. It is a flrst-rato story paper. The best talcs and romances of currant literature are carefully selected and legibly printed in Its pages. It Is a flrst-rato agricultural paper. The most fresh and instructive articles on agri cultural topics regularly appear inthlsdo partmont. It is an Independent political paper, be longing to no party and wearimr no collar. It fights for tho election of the best men to ofllcc. It especially devotes it energies to tho exposuie of the great corruptions that now weaken and disgrace our country, and threaten to undermine republican institu tions altogether. It has no fear of knaves, and asks no favors from their supporters. It reports tho fashions for tho Indies and the markets for Uio nten, especially tho cuttle-markets, Ux which it pays particular attention. Filial 1 v. It Is the cheapest luVpcr publish ed. One dollar a year will secure it br any subscriber, ft la not necessary to gt up a club In order to have TUB WEEK LY SI Nt this rate. Any one who struts a single dollar will get the papor for a yvur. THE WEEKLY SUN. Eight pages, fifty-six columns. Only fl. 00 a year. No discounts from this rate. THE SEMI-WEEKLY BUN. Same sire as the Daily Sun. $2.00 a year. A dis count of 20 per" cent, to clubs lif 10 or over. THE DAILY SUN. A large four-page newspaporof twenty-eight eolums. Daily circulation over 120,000. AH tho nous for 2 cents. Subscription price 50 centa a month, or $0.00 a year. To clubs of 10 or over, a discount of 20 per cent. Address "THE SUN," Now York Citv. PITH OLE VALLEY R'Y. A? AND AFTER Monday, Juno 5, 1871, I'raiiiM will run as follows : TRAINS NORTHWARD. TATION. Oleopolis, Heiinott, Woods Prathera Mill Plthole City No. 2. 10.25 a fit 10.3S " 10.30 " 10.i;4 ll.OB ' No. 4. 3.30 p m 8.28 " 8.18 " 3.10 " 2-HJ " TRAINS SOUTHWARD. RTATIOKa. Pithol City, Pralhors lill Woods Henni'tt OleoDulis No. 1. 8.40 a m 8.48 " S.ifl " 9.02 " No. 3. 1.20 p m 1.5(1 2.0J 9.10 2.14 All Trains make close connections at Olcopolis with trains on tho Oil Creek A Allegheny River Railway, North and South. Two Lines of Stages run daily between . iiwioviij, miiiui rami uuu i'lea-sunt-villo, niukingcinnectioii witharrivingand ' I""""B i nous. J. A. IJAjAlIt, 11. WH'KIIAM, Klip t. . Ticket Agent, Pithole City, Pa. IOII WORK ncallyei ' ai rca-mnihia rates. xccuted at this ollice tRAWFGIb3 f i w 1 ii mm Va. 7G Jf I FT IT .-gVEXVa Pittsburgh; pa. ORDERS BY MAIL PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO. THE AMERICAN MANUEACTURER A WEEKLY JOUHXAf, OV Till! IRON, COAL,. METAL AND GLASS TRADES. Tula Journal, now in its Twelfth Year, Is rocognized as the Leadiivr RcprepntatIuo of its class in tho United Slates. Published at Pittsburgh, tlieceuttirof the heavy Iron, Steel and Olass Industrial of tho country, it has facilities for galui ing information of those Trades such as no other paper possesses. In addition It has nearly One Hundred Correspondents in all parts of tho country, from whom it is constantly in receipt of News. A mong Its Specialties may bo mentioned : Its Page of Cnidensed Manufacturing Notes t Its Able English J fitter ; . Its Short Editorial i Its Pittsburgh Iron Metal Price Lists and Review of Aiuorican Iron Mnrkols j Its Thorough and Reliablo Statistical Tables; its Monthly Reports frui iilast Furnaces ; Its Iron Workers' Wages Tables. No person engaged tho Manufacture or Salo of Iron, Bleel, Ore, Coal, Olas, Vlard waro or Metals, can do without lt, HURSCRIPTION, ' - - f4.O0n-KYEA.il. isj. Sample Copies sent Frio on application. AMEKKUN MANUFACTURE IJ, 44 3.u 1 Dr. J. lVftlkor's Caliromla Vln Cgnr l'ittcis nio a purely Vegetable preparation, tnailo cliiolly front tho iw tivo herbs found on tho lower r.nigrs of tLe Sierra Nevada iiioiuitains of Califor nia, tho medicinal properties of which nre extracted the-odoiti without tho uso of Alcohol. Tho question is almost daily asked. ''What is tho cau.se of tho unparalleled success of Vixkrak Uit TKiisf" Our answer is, that they remove the cause of disenso, find tho patient re covers his health. They ni o the great blood pu t iller . md a lilo-givlng- principle, a perfect Renovator and Im ijjonttor of tho system. Never before in tho hi.itory of tho world h.is a incdii-iuo been coniHiuii(lcd pniiHCiiriiiig llio rcinaikalile qualities of Vink(;iu Hi itkiis in lu-uling the tick of every disease man u heir to. Tliey are a pernio l'urgutivo u well m a Tonic, relieving Congestion or Ir.Il.imniation of the Liver ami Visceral Or'ana ia Diliou Disease The jiroportit's of rn. Walkeu's Vixkgak lln-i Kiis are Aperient. Diaphoretic, Carminalire. Nutritinut, Laxative. Diuretic, Sedative, Counter-Irritant ijuuoriiic, Altera tive, ami Auti-l'ilinu. n. II. MrDOAI.r A CO.. lnifrfflti rd Gin. A irt.. 8q Fnuioiaco, CMlfrtmls, ft'iil ior. of Wu.lnnirton iinti I'lim-ltnii st.. N. Y. . kold l7 H Di-upj't and IXln PENNSYLVANIA CEN TRAL RAILROAD , ON AND AFTER 11 P. P. Sunday May 1, 1870, Trains arrive at and leave the Union Depot, corner of Washiuton and Liborty street, as follows: ARRIVE. Mail Train, 1.30 a in ; Fast Line, 12.12 a m ; Well's accommodation No, 1, ti.20 a ni Rrinton accommodation No 1, 7,50 a ni; Wall's accommodation No '2, 8.55a in ;Cin cinuati express 0.'20 a m ; Johnstown ac commodation 10.30 am; Ilraddock'g ac commodation No 1, 7.00 p ni ; Pittsburgh express 1.30 p m; Pacitig eanrcss 1.50 p ui j Wall's accommodation No :t, 2.:i5 p mj TTomowood accomiuoaiation No 1,0.55 pm; Wall's accoiumodatlon No 4, 5.50 p ni; Rrinton accommodation No 2, 1.10 p in; Way Passenger 10.110 p m. -v DEPART. Southern express 6.20 a ni ; Pacific ex- fress 2.40 a iu ; Wall's accommoilaUon No , 6.30a m ; Mail Train 8.10 a in ; llrinton's accommodation 11.20 a mt Uraddock's ac commodation No 1,6.10 p in; Cincinnati express 12.35 p m ; Wall's accommodation N 2, 11.51 a m ; Johnstown accomiiKMlation 4.0") p in ; lloinewood occonimodatioii No 1, 8.50 p lei; Philadelphia express 3.50 p lw) Wall acconimodation No 3,3.05 p in; Wall's accommodation No 4, 0.0.) p m ; Fast Lino 7.40 p in; Wall's No 6, 11.00 p in. Tho Church Trains leave Wall's Station every Sunday at 9.0. a. in., reaching Pitts hunch at 10.05 a. in. Returning leave Pitts burgh at 12.50 p. m., and arrive at Wall's Station at 2.10 p. iu. Cincinnati express leaves daily. South ern express daily oxoopi .Monday . All oili er Trams daily, except Sunday. For further information aplvto W. II. UECKW1TII, Agent. Tho Pennsylvania Eailrn.-vl Company will not assume any Rlk for llnggage ex cept for Wearing Apparel, and limit their raponsihility Ui Ono Hundred Dollu' s val ue. All baggage exoceding that a omit in value will be at tho risk of too ;ntr, unless taken by apocial contract. A. J. CASSAl General Superintendent, Altoona Pa. CMflKFRQ l","1 26 '",s- f(,r 11,0 ""w dlllUnLllJ 'lf-aii,UKting cigarette and cigar holder. " for 51) rts. M. R, Robens A '"., IT' l'r.)ieiw:iv, New York. woc,i M ri 17 Wood Niroct, riUsburgh. Ia, A FAMILY ARTICLE. Agents make $12.00 per day, $76 per wesk AN ENTIRELY NEW SUWlftG MACHINE For Domeatlo Use, O NLY FIVE OLLAR&, Wltlf the New Pantrnt BUTTON HOLE ISWORKER, Patenter! June 27th, 1871, A WAR DEI) THE FIKtfT PKEMIlAt AT THE AMERICAN INSTITUTE A VP V ' " MARYLAND INSTITUTE FAIRS, 1871, A .M I wnn.l..r..l ...t .. 1 . . t t atructed Sewing Machine for family work. f....i.il,.., 1. 1I t 1 t- i.L. .'"HiiiMTw iii uit nn ui in, tMvn tuvcitrntat Eye Pointed Needle, elf treading, direct nprlgnt rosltlve Motion, new tension aslf feed and cloth Ouldcr. Oocratcs bv wheel and on a tabic. Eight running. Smooth and noiseless, like all good high-priced machines. Has Patent Chock Io prevent the wheel boi u g turned tho wrong way. i' uiu inrcuii iii re i iroiu uio spool. Makes the elastic lock stitch, fluent ami BtTongest stick Known ; ririn.duuibln, close and rapid. Will do all kinds of work. nne and coarse. I mm cambric to heavy cloth or Leather, anil uses all tlrsci iotlon's of thread. This Miu-hino is heavily con structed to givo it strength ; all tho part of each Machine being made alike by ma chinery, and beautifully tinitdicd and orna mented, it is very easy to learn. Rapid, smooth and silent in operation. Reliable at all limes, and a Practical, Scientina, Mechanical luvoutiou, at greatly reducoU price. A good cheap fiunily sewing machino a last. Tho lirst and, only success in prot ducing a valuable, "substantial and relia blo low priced hewing Machine. Its ex treme low price reaches all conditions. Jts simplicity and strength' adapts it to all capacities, whilo its many merits made il a universal favorite wherever Used, anil creates a rapid demand. I IT IS All. IT IS KlilOXMENllKD, I can chocrfully and contidently recom mend its use to those who are wanting a really good Sewing Machine, at a low price. Mrs. II. lt.JAMKSON, Pootono, Will County, III. Prlco of each machine. "Class A." "One," (warranted forfiveycars by special certificate,! with all the liximvs, and eve rything complete belonging to it, includ ing self threading noodle, packod in a strong wooden box, and delivered to any part of the country, by express free o further charges, on receipt of price, only Five Dollars. Safe delivery guaranteed. With each Machine wo will'scnd, ou re ceipt of l extra, the new patent 11UTTON HOLE WORKER, One of the most important and useful in ventions of the age. So simplo and cer tain, lliut a child cau work tho liiiost but ton hole with regularity uud case. Strong and beautiful. Special terms, and extra'induccments to Male and Female Agents, store keepers, Ae., who will establish agencies througli tho country and keep our new mncttinea on exhibition and sale. County Rights given to smart agents free. Agent's ooin pluto'outflt, furnisho-i without any extra charge. Samples of sewing, duMiriptive circulars containing terms, testimonials, engravings, Ac, Ac, sent free. 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Malo and I'ljinato jtgeutft wanted1. Ad- dress Immediately, enclosing ono dollar for outul bf live Maps, 'i'sijtitorv, rireu l:ir, a nd full particular A'llVEUTlkilNO MAtf ,Y., v, 4 Ii.i l':,st Itrndy I", (.. t'l iria !,!,''.. I'-i