wr
-, tmucnrr rrrmr irmrw&AY, by
; . bm rramt, tiosibta, fa,
' , TitRMH, IQ.1K A TEAR. ..'"
i Pnhrip(on received r a ahnrter
pertwt than three month. - .
. fWreeriondcTiew, solicited from all parte
afeheeonntry. Nonotlce will betaken of
aymoua communication.
"V"INJE8t DIRECTORY.
TI03ESTA LODGE .
I. O. of O. IP.
mu-mni.f"r.
F.TS rerr
o' riock. In the Mall formerly oociipled
the Oood Tempi J 1 " i. ' "
JAS. WOObfNOTOX. N. O.
A. B. KEtiLYSeo-y. 87-tf.
' ' ''lSarnu"l D. Irwin,
ATTRNKY,VtnX!V0TTw
and KKaIj E3TATrT"tOKNT. Lewi
aclases promptly attended tu. I'lone-da,
Pa. 0"1.-
w. arawyea rama.
ilim w. at.
T.v:
TTtl TAT,
TTOXESTA. PA.
r.TT.K ,
tnrrf A, Juki,
Brattl
Waaon. A JnW
ATTORNEYS AT LAW. office oBjf.lna
Ntreet, almve Walnut, Tioneata. Pa.
r.W. Hay, v. .-i "
ATTomxnY AT LAW. anl )ffTAiT
Poai.io. K-Tn'i tlnkill A 0..'
leek, tlrie.-a il City, Pa. i - WMy
v. Kiwaraa.
r. a.
KtLKT.
jc r.V.yV.1 jfi Mis r, , h
'Aorueye'at U
. t . , Ttankllii: F
PSACTICK In the eeva a' Cuuna or
aiari. PrawRrd, lVrot, and -1J1i-
J .
h. a antiee.
SUIT.
a. aittu, .'.... AaBTr.
runniSA rAssKTT,c
1 eVteTB a Law, THue'yflle Penn'a.
PHAi'TU'K In all the t'oiirtu of Wrrw,
IVawtoi-d, roreitand Venango Coun
Mea. e
' J. H. Heivly, (
' H'liid.n, itf n t enire aciu ajew
kit. iilKtK Mi. I
All nwraflrna i me in a rarest manner
and warran-ed. rhlnrofurm au' eth a-t-Miiniitered
wha requireJ I) taeeae will
-ra.it. ,. ? ta-'r
T
Chadea JL .Anaart
T-XtTMTalreWe OU'Clty, .
A lliianiu uiooa.'
t j Lawrence Houaa. f
rpnVMTA.' lAa.-n. o. SUTTKn
L riRl.liyi rmiairrnn. Taia a-'iia-
la entra!ly lo-atad. r yurvthiiltt nwand
wall farnihd Miatarinr . aee-immod
na and atrial uttenUm alyen -in numta.
Veeal)e and Frnlta of a'l kiiijl am-yed
aa tneir aeann. anuiui,niuiaiur
aaerelal AacnU." a
f HJ.A'IC IMWPRIKTt. J OppoilU.
A-f. t'aart . lloitse. 'riminata. tr
!. Rye'rvthiiiT nw and oi
'art . lloitse. Tlminata. fa ni
!. FvervtliiiiTiiMW and oiean and
fra.k . The haL ul lia noia ket-t eiinitant I
a hand. A
ase U raapectfully
fully Milioili'd. " a 4-17-ly
V Tioni'ata Hnuse. 4
r f. I.ATIMCIl Te. Kll St. Tln-
I. aeaV Ha.athe month oftlm creek
Mr. it. ha thornuirlily -.rennvnted the
Tioneata Houae,-and re.fiirtiihl it oin
rleteiy. .Jll wh patninine hlai -will be
well entertained at reaaouanle rate". ly
v National Hotel.
TIItOUTB; HA OVm HIM; pronrle.
ir' Thia houta h bt-ennewly furn
Wb.lindi kept ln1wd "tvle. Ou-aU
will b made ourlatiela a renon
atie rana. k r
PHYSICIAN ANO SUHUKON, whi.haa
had fifteen yeara' expeneiu-eln larire
aad auutymaful practice, will attend .all
' 1'enfeanioiial t'ajla. OtlVca W hla Jf tts.tad
rofcere-MtiVre,'locU(d1i 1 idinute, tv
TldiuuU Houaa. n1 , .
I N HI3 8TORB WIU1. HK FOCNDt I
"1 fiill'aainrtinent,of'.Meilioinea. Llnuora
'Tobaot'o, V!rM. Stationery, ,tf laxa, I'ainW.
' Oil. iTutlery, an OI tne muti ipuuii;, aun
will lu u.lil'al reaHOiiahla kUm.
lilt. L'ilAM.. O. 1)Y. an experlenued
Fiiyaiulaii and Drujc .bit l'rm New York,
. cliarice of the il.ure. All preaurlptiou
piitiipatxturaieiy. , . ,
a. a. air. . , jao. r. ri- , a. a isixi
-j irf park Jt co,p v
;ob . 32 1' s ;
',' C.iar of Kim X Walnut S:a. Tioneata.
' Hank f niaoiuut ami Dupoalt. ' '
Titti.rt &!ltired on Time Deooftita.
- Oellvetiont ma leona'.l thJVi lnalpal poinU
of the U. S,
Ol!ctiona aolleited.
18-ly.
T
tel.
' t
-al a
M jMilj .'l the T.oiMa I1uin, at tba
. a mxulu "i l loiKMUt t rueK. run uona
an I r.Hiai ai . . mi 1 eveiytMnx kept In
xiraur. ' Ti J vor 4 tue hm aeoidml
a'urit.ttia la atea ted cr 'ouae aud 'lay
iti luaxiitv ruuul. ' '
J, iit U. T. UX ri M JU, Laaaef.
-t. JXW. CLARK, '.3
4eatiaiaMt'a olrkk, roiiaaron., rA.)
'MEAL ESTATE AO EXT.
lt tOL'HE audita, for Sale and RENrP
t W.14 Lamia tor Sale. X
' f oava anperior fa;ilit;eaforaarertainlna;
attaouuOliioH 01 taxexanii tax aea, nr.
txl am ttei'e6re uuali tett U avt iutelli
tuuily aa aout ul tixe livne at a die'
uu uwauu lauda in tbe C-iunty.
CVUoa 10 UoMiniiiakonora Room, Ooort
. n rtiMC, 1 oota, l a.
vol. vi. no. 44. .
Dr. i: fi. Blaine, t-
OFTICn and residence opposite the
Lawrence llouae. otlicedaya Wednea-
daye and 'dniurdnys. - 8H-tf.
tiie&6otT shoe store
T " 1L TEVICI. Proprietor. Partlea
1 in want of FINS B-ot anil Hh'" will
alwav And a irood Biaortm-mt at J evens'..
when yon pall. u-tav-r mroiumwil
ami Tou'wlll be liberally dealt with.
Mm N. K. BTKVESS.
tlNE GROCERIES,, ,
cuqicb cigars, Ton Aro ,Ari ed
-' FRUIT. STATIONERY,
AND MOTIONS,
for sal at J. B. Aa-new's 8 to e Room, fn
Boouer t Agnew's Block. . 1
FRMiI OYSTERS, by the can r esrvtd
In order.' " - Mtf.
, r iayay anairiiaaiji aawuivv-.
v " . "
TVITK 8. 8. H0I.INO8 haw built a Urate
il addition to her hotiae.and in now pre
ttared to accommodate number or nerina
nent bnardein, and till tramttent otia' wlm
may ravnr her with their patronage. A
aMod MtAhle haa recently bevn built-in a-
ommodata the hoinea of uueHta. I'barvaa
reaMoiiabto. i Kenldenoa on Elm St., oppo-
aaaa-al. Uaiwat'a-etora. c- -WIT
Frank
Robbliim,
PH O T d OR A PHER
4 t
(.TO'JillOB TO 1IKMINU.)
Plxtnrna In eenrv nlvleof the err. View
or tbe oil retoua lor eaia or laaen to or
der. " t ''
CKNTRB 8TRKUT, near R, R. -roaalng,
sJYCAMiRK STREET, neari Union Da-
paa, t)l Crty Yv. . . : , . . xu-tr
LOTS FOR SALE 1
."J y'l w i v.- v-
BOROUGH OF TIONESTA.
Apply t" OEO; G. SICKLtS, '
: JVt Naaaaa Pt., Hew-York ;t1ty.
WM. F. BLUM,
13 H. CICSIVT I .T n.
- AND
' W-ACf O MT--M A! KE Itr. 1
f-ortier of Clittrrh and Elm Strrt
TIOISTESTl 3?..;
Thia tlrm la prepared to do all work lit
IK linand wilt wart-ant eferytlalUK dn
attkeir eh p't' ive eatlaractloii. far
Uvular attention K'V(' lo
IIOItS LU.SlIOI.IC2,
rlvethni atrial, and yon will not re
irret it , . :t-ly. j
PHOTOGR A f H " A LLERY
Wtlir St'rttl,
Of EImtMtONXER A CO.'a STORE
Tionosta, Fa.,
11. CARPENTER,1- : "Proprietor
ecr I
rmctttraUkaa in all the lateat atvlea
-aV. ' -t ' -a- --
yiDioirrr, Pa".
.Valeria., ' ; '
'iWaUaa, :
. Cloak
Jmrrlry,
Ssaataslee, ttA
Alt rcpairln 1u
Ida line nttuilv d"ne
rod warranted. I ar
leular attention paid
' the repairing ul
i'aUrlien.
GROCERY AND PROVISION STORE
IX TIONESTA . --.t
GO.W.BOVARD&GO:
net brouirbt on ,a complete and
efliy aclected atvt, m ; u J r.
"T
"a a. -----
FLOUR- ' ' - '' -' -I'P
GROCERIES. - V
. x .., , provision's5,
:
aad evryhinK neeeanary. io Ota Ojumpletc
ato.1l ot Jnrjtt-cSaaa-iriK-ery House, wlilcai
they have opened nut at their eatablialf
meut no Elm fl rat door uorth af M. I..
CbBickv-j : ,xn Ut m ... . '
.. i h- .;tl "J
T 4, TEAS, .
COFrEF-S, AUOARM
MYKUfH, t f mm,
BPICEH, .
HAMS, . -LARD.
a si) pro nsioxa or all kism.
at the lowrwt oanh price. Oooda warrant
ed to be of the he-t quality. 'all andei
awiae, aod we believe we enn anit you. '
OJSO. W. aOVAKU i VX
Jan. ft, Tt,
r:,;; :;;;;;;jibNESTA;-p.;TMitrAiit:ii, 1374.
aCARF.D OIT OF A WIFE. '
The imrraiiye whicd t am admit t-
write, wa told me one bifak, con
night, in a cuiiitry parlor. It wa mi
of thiiee nights iu mil winter, whei.
the wiill rwrpt over the laml, tnaainn
everything tingle with it front y hreath
that 1 v.aa roaieii tefnre a.'bUxiiiCfitv.
aurrnUuiUJ hy a bait d4.Bo-f'llv py,
ami ' an ' olii ' harhelor, rerer ureen,
adout fortj-aight yeara ll. ... ( " r
It WM JU81 llii-DBtti w lint mi i. in
ke thona within uriov a cooil (tnrr.
u ravh of u h1 t!d ilia favorite one,
aave Mr. Green, and a he waa a jolly
ol.l fellow, we al Int'itet f-r a jolly
liry. We' were furpneerf thfu to
hear him any, 'I liava no atory (hut
would interest Voti, e 1m1 to finil
other entertainment fur a while when
one of llie Ix'va told me tn 'iik hin)1
now it nappenrn ' mat lie never got
married. & I di.
Well, Keutlemen, he deem), it don't
seem right lof hit to tell how it hap
pened, but ai it is about myeelf, I (
dow't-care .miH'h.j :You ;iep,v'aheo I j
WHf' yootig1 we ii'd to'Vii 1 ar high ' at j
i!.. . l.:i... ... ..I u .:....! I I I '
live miles to chnrch and singing school hit.h w-s Metlil dv a .wiNuleu dut
which ma our , chief enjoyment. But !.,., ,,. .av -..i r -..iu,!
this don't have anything to do with
my not Kt'tliiiK wile, Ikii I jaat want.
e.1 to sjmw.that v.e ha 1 troubla tl.etn
days' gcitiMg our sp-.ru
t auo i were ori'tnerB, or ,
like "Mary and her little Inmb.
Where one went the nther was sure to;
go. po ae went to see tw., swiairr,.
and as we were not the best boys ining-.
utWe?lheM.I.I grt.tleiflan tonk um- ' ur M bul Mrtt ; ,
brage and wouldn't allow us 4o Cine ; NViel j ,leitr(, tie KjrHI .nickering
bear the douse, so we would take'tne -t ml(le nie mBd a(, jumpclJ up,,,,!
girls to the end.ot tbe lane, aud there ruflhe, out of the ,,01,r MVing the
take i the hiial kn-s., . ,-. ; . reaU;r ,m,t of my shirt on tbg old
. soon got . tired of that sort - of fn )(l()'r v.. .-.V, . ..
fun. and I tdl John on nur wry to... rfr i jcil,. 1iutn Viitr lien
aiuging scho.d one night that I Arasgo;
ing to lake fcadie home, al.d that i
w.ta going to the house, too u ' i'j '
- Unsaid the old rami would run me
It 1 Old, . ... . , ..J..-. '
t if : 1
1 told kirn 1 was coins; tor.sk it; if
T . V i i , '. ', ..!
'sJohome we Went ,th the girls.
beibwe tp.t ta. lb. end of the lme :
Hold the gins that wewere going ajl
the way.. , , i; .
r XUjy look, d at each other iu a way
f i?. JT, l',"i!",;' - ; -
the .111 folk would he in yg,s Uiey .
didutcareifwed.d. r
,1 bey w,ie st.ll more surtird when
1 t'f,d t'-;t't..;w'M V "
..urn, wni.e, nut as au.wus "
u' r...Lul ihu Ituuiu. IfA laJ ixilnilililA
in Leltiiii; into the kitchen.-
' 'Itu-n alid .ihrer we had . pur first
courl.'apd I m-dtt up my iiiiud to ask
audie to be 'my wife the next time I
came.;,' ; , ," - '
.'It w'as nnw-jiost lhe turn of lhe nigh
it lid we hud buir miles .to walk, so I
told John we ban bitter M K'-HiV.i Po
we stepped ouroll thrToTchbulOst
as.wijUnVs.j the,. sky was . lit up l.y
lightning, and one tremendous thuik-
der-peal rolled along the' mount ttin
top. , Its echo had iiot died out in the
vaiue umi . l'"ur Jihioiis. Miiiiink in ilreae.i aip and
irom ' the' garnered lull uees ot the fwltlirei Jike leading Ndiiji-al ' person
cloiids.' , e waited fur it to ij ; uu- aw,.B are very common;. Prussian Sol
til we were all sleepy, when,, the girls ; ,,vn carrying off clocks are ftill more
laidwe should gv. bed in- the- little ao,4ind in the games of leaden soldiers
room at the head of the stairs wind) led , wm,re the French used alwnvs to de
uiitiir the ktfvlien, aud as ilieir fathe ; arrayed against lhe Kngiieli. tin;
otdii't get up arly we oonld be home French are now maile' to do battle
before the old tot kit. ' were , tMir, . So, : auaiBt Germans, and, judging dv the
alter bidding the girls , aweet good-J fllir,e miimdea nf the luster; to mm
night aud promising Iu osm Imck uu ,henu t mar h (j,)UbtV(J M)VV fi,r
the next Saturday ..Jiight'. vie started pwVeh children ere benefited hv hav-
foi bed.
c We didn't liave far to go," as thehed
w'uejr(' trti head of the.aiairi''.., John
wits i:i lied brat, but as I a a always a
Utile alow aud full of curiosity, 1 wus
looking around the little room. At
ty L. Vhoughi I would aitd .wn hi a
cherfX"'-l1ich waa' covered with" a 'nice
hu .clolh, while I pulled itfiiiy
ixMita.. r-o down I sal, when, stare 'of
the east I 1 went plump into a big egg
custard pi ai !
IjtuoMght John , would die jaughing,
for he aaid 1 had sniaahed that p e al)
to thunder, and the plate right in two.
You ,see, we had trf be awl'ul tjtiiet,
for fear the old mail would hear.ua. .
I was now ready -to get into bed, so
I put out he light au 1 picked up my
boots, intending to put them in a more
cauveuieut place, wheu Uuwu y aeut
through a stove-pipe hole lMi had
beeu covered with paiier, uu t my
hip. v ' ' ' - :
Ouc part of, me was. up stairs, and
part in the kitchen. 1 ' Ijf.v V
iAsny. leg wa, tvngr ires. hel a
lill' whii4r was covertal .with: dieluitt,
pans, cotl'ee-poiH, etc., and tnrniug it
over, d" n it went alih $ c.ah.
Tlie girls hadu't retired yet,. and I
lizard them laughing til to p'it their
des.' ; - ;
I felt awful aatiarnaid, aud waa scarei
ontil my liefirt waa in my throat, tor
fear the old man would hud us.
I extra Jted my leg just in time, for
the old lady looked into the kitheu
from hef bcit-iooni dnorT and asked
whut all the lioiae Was about. ;'- -
The girls put her &' as bert they
could, and I went to bed, a bile Job
fife
u
.van nearly strangling under the cover
i keep from laiigliitif nut loud.
-We aotui- vnt 'oriv to the land of
Ireama, with the hope of waking early,
t wish I t'oUld tell yoii my dream?,
nit it amld lake too lonjr. One nm
.nent I would fitny myself hv the aide
f Sadie, nipping nectar from her
heaven-dedf wed lipa. and the neit I
would de flying i. frm t lie old knant
while he waa flWurisliing his cane above
'my hwL- "' -' '
Thia all came to an endby John
giving-me a kik. ' . ' ' I
On waking Hud, looking around II
nw J.ilin a eyes aa nig aa hate, while
the sun was bea ruing in at the window.
, Whitt to do we could ot tell , fr we
(ipttrd , the ' old - mail having family
nrat'M in tde kift hen. " ' ' ' "
I ... i . t .i
(, could get dowu over the porch
John looKeti inn ci ine wuinnw aui
rMif.-
" "Get nut and dress as quick, as pos
sible," he said., ' ,, . . .. . ' .
In liiV hurrv inY font eot tnncled in
the hod' elt lie, and oilt. I tuinhlcd,
bead foremt, turned over, and rolled
lit t una mirit I utrni-k ttieiliifir.
, ri hf i:, frnt ot- ,)e ( man.
I r,I M11 .,,1, i,.,,lriy ,n,i v..lll
ou, ..jir(U,ttVe us!'? for he. thought
! it whs the devil. : - ,
. The old ladv screamed until you
.'.... i ia h-'r,l l..r . mlU.
t was o fc 'ared and bewildered that
j fcu) )1)f ( atince. It was
weather, and I didn't have ou
. .. ,br,UKh the yard the doc
, we, fr ni(St ,
, When I ot intlm hamytrd I had
, , ,.?,,, ,vf .Lh ,..,
.!.,., ., ,.l.l mm-
among them waa an old ram; whti
,mckw a- a iuU and started for me
Withan hound I eacaiied dim, aprang
;, ,,e bar a(lK.gal) to , ,,f,
, tM lfce ,Il(W whel, ,,,,
fih p.lllllt.e,, ,, niy ,eg,, ,,lck.
je thm till ihey died. .. -
, l)ir.w nw , , hft h(,Ti ,,
Hfier .John had slid down the porch in
n fc ,,,, f WttIcr ,,e t ,
one of mv 1 ts. my coat, and
f lhe ,)f f
He IS.un.1 me cn.n drielv prwtrate.l.
J,xn f n)T ,1,5,1. mv har, one d p of
u - . " V'.
m j ..... .,.., .......,
and one hoot were hR liehlud.
I vowed then muL there, t! at I'd
never go to see mioilitr gil,.' and I'll
die before Lwiil. . .-
FIIENC1I FOMTJCAt TOY8.T .-.t r.
f A Pri rorreBuoiulentl of the New
; Yik Jlerald. writing, tinder i date of
L..);emhef 23. says : "The tovs given
(tn chi,r-ii at tlr t'uue Ha.ii (he many
;Rai)oa, but it ia much the rtt to fad-
r;(.ate playthings hu ring 'pojitica.1 al-,
ine Ipyaon pf ptitiiHial rancor and po
lilU-al hatred instilled into them thus
eariy through their toys ; lint it bus
alwavs been the habit iu this country
to fill juvenile heads with this sort ot
Itnowledge which is most . usfleis. and
dangerous to them, lioys are taught
to abominate the PruM-iana before I hey
know where Berlin is oil tinted, itnd to
CHlLFrancajh soyere'na. itliiUuhe-
fore a'eMa'uiuwlial . i)iber. nulious
the wrld iiay pia"aas..v j ': . . . I
In au account of the marriage cere
monies of tht,ULJiquihMux, given by
I'r. litiycs, he says: "The match is
made by the parents of. the - coupdi
The hridetrrooin must go nut aud cap
ture a polrvliiir as an evidence f
uiHiily courage and sireiigin. : 1 1 hen
he is told he can marry, if so inclined,
and I' lot" most bachelor he is general
ly so inclined. ,: lie riieaka behind -the
door ot his inamorata, and when she
comes out he pounces upon her and
ui.deriakes to carry her aay to his
dog sledge. She scream, bites, kicks
and breaks a say fiom him- He i bases
her ami the old woiueu of the
aeitlrmeul cnhis tajt.with frozen strips
ofcel skid and give her 'a l' k.
Afte running' the grtiintli-t of thexe
oIh jvouuJl al'tj. li.lla down exhausted
aad surrenders. The bridegroom then
lies her to his sledge, olid whipping up
his dogs, they fly over the froieiibnow,
aud the wedding is cousumuted.
'An dd lady in Washington was re
cently heard to d.aerve, oh taking up
the moruiiig paper. "I wonder if any
body has been horn that I know."
Mem
$2 PER ANNUM.
CPEttTlTIOM IN THE
BKIt I.IM.
FALACB AT
A curious superstition prevail in
Berlin. Tho atitte of the Einpemr of
Germany is precarious, and an old le
gend is revived hy the Credtiloti. A
Berlin correspondent of the Loudon
Daily News writes s '" - '
"It ia ifminous for many that the
Whue Ln)y ha lete'y been seen at
the castle. Did you ever hear the le
giid of the White Ldy ; of Berlin
(untie? Many, nianv rear aeo there
waa a llolienzoll. rn Princexa, a' widow
with two children1 who fell 'tn lore
with 'became enamored oi ' is ter-
Uhm a more courtly, phrase a foreign
I riuce, rich, Imnosomeand briive. Mie
sent- him a proposition of marriage.
But this brave and hsudsome Prince
declined her ruit, explaining that 'tour
;'Ves atoorl between in in an J acceptance,
lie referred to his BL'ed parents, horn
he was unwilling to leavet or whose
consent he could Dot obtain the ver
sienVof the legend vary a little here.
But the Priiicexe und rMood hint to
refer to the tour eyes of her two- chil
dren; to his wiiliiigtifg, in fact, to be
come a step-father, So, like Ilichnrd
the Third, she promptly suffocated the
iufiint nlwlaclrs, alid wrote to her lover:
that the any was clear. He wa triekl
en wi'h horror at the enn-l deed. 'He
revealed her fatal uiixtake to her and
died curbing her bloodthirsty raidinead.
The Prince iu her turn whs over
whelmed with remorse. After linger,
iug a day or two in indescribable
auguiidi he, loo, died. Hint was buried
nn.ler the old castle-at Berlin,; 'But
not to rest quietly iu her ' 'iuihnppy
grave. At rare intervals she appears
at midnight, clad in white, gliding
ghost-like ah.iut the castle; aud lb
appuration always forebodes the death
ot some member of the Hoheiizlleru
family.
lhe White Lady has been seen
three times witfrih aliotit a year, once
in October last year, Just .before the
death of Prince Albrechi; lut spring
atfaiu to ani'oiiiice the end of Piim.e
A'ielhert; and the last while' Queen
Elizabeth liiy on her death-bed; There
is, however, some doiilit adout the
meaning ot the la it visit. Th.. Queen
Dowager wus not a horn Hoheuzullcru,
ami the doctors are not ceitaiu that
her deuh can be reirarrti'il us the an
awfr to the White Lidy's apperanc.
If not, th-re i yetnindher virtiin ito
h ! en peeled, and the aiipiirctitioii
know-what that means. The profess
ors ,'uf 'lhe UolverKtiy are' trying to
solve this knotty' problem, and you
Shall ktiow the result at the, earliest
moment."
A'l mi nil Porter his indented a won -derl'llt
torpedo. It is likely to re vol u
tiiihii'e'"iVaval. warfare 'compleiely. It
coiisintaofa large boat, arni-d with
oiie or two guns, and t arrying rrt
meridoiis percusaiou shell iu lis nore.
You get into this boat with a'' picked
crew of thirty or tprty. tpen;, ibeii yon
row up under the eneniy'A uuus, to
which you pay no attention, hurl vour
dnat nose foremost like a cl) of tliun
,Ur against the hull of. Ins vessel,
when the shell explodes, carrying
.wreck, ruin, death and deft ruction to
everything aud everybody winfji.u .five
miles around- "Aud what," it may
bp ankol, 'lf 5.tue of the bout and
crew?" Well, that's none of our bus
iuigi.. and Admiral Porter doeM,'t
eenvto think it is anv of his either,
. ; JeflT Davis is in trouble with ex-Seu-alor
Foote not only, hut with Aleck
Stephen. It reached the ear of Dav
i tlml (Stephens was .about, to cham
pion tbe ratine of tin- Cuhuu patriot,
and ha remarked thitt he was "glad
Stephens had at last 1 got up to, the
(ightiu point." ' fhe words :-canie
buck to Stephen, aud he has written
a Ion and vindictive letter i a Geor
gia papt Jn .whii h payiJsJiaudled
without gloves. There is a popular
irjipreystyi, ahmad ; that Mr. ; 1hvh
talks too puii li, and it is certiiiu ilmt
lhe time for the Southern hreihru to
dwell together in uiiitr has gone hy
The amount of liquors made, and
continued iu Austria is very lar.
The empire i' said to contaiif 2.fi'22
breweries, r'duriiig Miuiually 1.1. ib
480.806 litrea of lieer. or alauit '249,.
1-50,797 gallon. In uddiiiou to this,
the wine production amount i elmut
243,r)(M),0O0 gallons annually. Thr
population of the country is about 40,
000.000, so. that lite averugo coiisump
tiiili id' every mail, woman aud child
in the empire ia about six gallon nf
wine aud six aud una quarter gallons'
f bsa-rv ' ' . --r
era Troup, organised
by IS-pu Uosa in 1870, was the uux-t
auxcraaiiil that-ever . appeart-tl tMstttre
the publio. . I.t Chi mgo the gross ' re
jceipts for thirty erfo'riiiaoces were
. ItiGJXK), In Boston lor iweuiy . perKr
niMiM-es, they were 9 1 5,000 la Phila
delphia they took ft (5,000 in eight
nigh:, aud m Baltimore f 11,600 iu
one Week. At the cud of the seasuii
she had cleared the enormous suds of
1 00.000.
Hates of Advertising.
One Square (1 inch,) one InerUon fl .W
ttneMtpiare " one month I W
One fj'piare " three montita I (4
One Square one year 10 tf
Two Square, one year - . 15 f
Quarter Col. ' l
Half " " 10 C
One " " . . IMI4
l.ecal notice at eatabllahed ralea.
Mama je and death notice, gratia.:.;
Ail bill lor vearlv advertia.-nieala col
lected quarterly. Trmtioiary a.lertle
inenta mua lie ld for in atlvanoe, -
Job worx, C-h on iM-liveiy.
MARK TW AIM'S BCCKINW HOUKC.
Moncure D. Conway writes from
London of one of Mark Twain's latest
stories as follows: "The talk of lHera
ry London just now is Mark Twain's
account, iu near lecture, of the
'bucking Urse which he purchased in
Nevada. It is impossible to put it on
wper, as half Jif .the effect prod ace d
by the story depends upou hia mauuer
of tejliwg it- It would Spier that
Jiefure purchaing this steed he had aa
idea what 'bucking' uieHiit.but waa too
t'irotid to ask for infoniiatioa. , Thia,
mwever, he olb'aiued tbraigh he dia
cipliue of experience. He aiounted
the hnn-e. This animal then gathered
its four feet iu a mh:Ii beneath it.au I
by a sodden, iipwar!: fling, : sent ,him
( I'wain) iulii iliu air-just 150 yards.
When -.the audieuce, smile at this,
Mark looks troubled at l heir incredul
ity, but proceeds..' From .this aseent
lie returns, alights In the' saddle, and
the hore give amaihef fling Twain
going ISO yurrls in the air. lie ' then
te)U his smiling audience i that he
judged it wu ilmt iist a nee br the
look ol. the ateeples; lint coiiti-saes
he did not go into dt-tatja. Tbieaaccnt
being repeated he Tetneuilfer, while in
the air, hearing some one on, earth say,
'He might have .known that . was m
bucking horse;' ne.n which the (act
flashed upon htm. ( W'liile be was aW
sent the last linu ome oueiiut I ha
hore, lii li turied lirwardand wheQ
he came down it wa upon the grouud
He could not say he regrc),ied it.
There was no reason for the horse re
maining ou his aci-ouut., Frirg!s.gath
ered around -him after his descent,. as
they always do when one wauls t , he
let alone, and aked if he wauled thi
or w. ii ted that. What he really want
ed wus in sit iIoa'ii. He did so. He
placed one haud'mi Tus head, another
on his stomAch.. and,' indeed, thinks
thai if he had ha 1 sixteen . Itands he
could have found suitable places fur
their application. But as ,.forw the
horse, he assures his audience, that thia
ii nd its oilier antics siu-V as Walking
about on iis hind feet witl U' tbuuibs
kinder Its arms, like a lr9 Mayor
were all natural talent., The nurse
luid lieen brought up in ,' a . wid
Wet,'an.l never hud any advantages
lii develop these gifts.' , A I have std,
the way iu which this story.!, f 'ld , is
admitted to he one of lhe m't uiiiqoe
pieces of grotesquirie evir kuywt ..,"
these parts." , 7 ,t ,
''Some fellow who ha overtaxed 'hit
digestive faculties discourse as Allows
on apple pic : ' .
''' ' 1 loath, abhor, detest depii-e, Atiorn
Inute. dried apple pies.f I .like, .good
bread. I like good nuaf. Or anything
that'i fit to eat ; R f of all p torrijbs
beneath the sriVs, The poo reel is dried
appl pies. Give me the toohni e,' ir
aoic eye, Iu preference" ij drieil apple
pie; '; , ' ;
The'faimer takes his'gnsrliest ffiut,
Wormv,' bitter, and hafd. , to , 1mul ;
Then VaveS the 1 hulls "to make us
cough.' A ud diin'i take Half the , peel
ing, nil'1,' Then' on. rfifly string 'tis
struiig,'' And from a chamber' window
hung. To form a roo't for ant "and
files, Until it's ready to tuake pies.
Tread on my corn, or tell me lies, 3ut
pass me iwt dried apple 'is..T , ,-
i Mr. Hiram B. (VtTtn.'of Mtesaclni
setts, rik 'S'f'i kaow whan. iopja are
apt to he put into cUin- He has
!eeii engaged for several year in the
cheerful pursuit ' of cole(t1ifg''FRXli
statistic, aud he finds ilmt a 'gentle
man" lives, on an average. 68 years,
k Jude 6'), a carpenter 43, a aiiuer
41, and a hVlory pperalito- j52 i The
importable d". beinu a gentleman is
thus strikingly illustrated, r It-is for
tuiiaie that, while we cannot all be
judges, and so escape death. .for -65
yearn, we can with, much b-as trouble
shun its darts for three year longer.
OhM Hamilton is n greut believer
in M-i'iree. A child, idle thinks, Is a
son of mosaic, made up of the traits of
hi auccalor. "He gel, for initauce,
hrii;htue from his mother, deception
from hi fattier, a I'uriou teniier from
hi iim le, self rei-trami from bit
uuiii, &: So far a the. parents are
concerned, physiological laws elab
liah the correctness of thia. " But we
fail to see how. In any well regulated
lauiiMv, a" similar- influence on the
part of uncles aad annt can be ex
erted. ' ' 1
t. ' .
The three foot parrow guge rail
road syetieiu is rupidly bec nii ng popu
lar in this country, and bin low wv
ple are aaare of the hV't that since it
fame in Vogue during the lust three
r four yoars, no leas 'than I.-Mj
miles of narrow 'gauge ' raiiway have
beeu built in thia country aud in Can
ada, which roada, when completed will
have a mileage of 4,-VI2) miles, while
there are 1291 mils under cotisiue
lion. A Western paper of the reactionary
school of jiolitu-a has lung aruo-e on
'Putty." The editor mad it out wf
his own head.