The Forest Republican. (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, October 22, 1873, Image 1
Rates of Advertising. One Square (1 Inch,) one Inertlon $1 f0 One Square " one month - 3 0t One Square " threo months -0 00 19 ruriLinnKn f.vkry wkhnksiut, by W. If. DUNN. OFriOB I K0BIN90H & BOHNK&'S BUILDINa, ELM STREET, TIONESTA, PA. TKUMS, $2.00 A YKAR. 5n Pnhanrlptiou received for n shorter period than threo month. Correspondence solicited from nil parts uf Ui country. No nollco will be tukcn of annonymnns coinnniiiientions. i hie square " one j-ear - - 10 no Two Squares, ono year - IS 00 Quarter Col. " - - - - 30 0l Half " " - . - . 60 00 One " " ... - 100 eu Legal notices at established rates. Marriage and death notices, gratis. All bills lor venrlv AilvnrtiNmntifa ru.l- lcctcd quarterly, 'r-eniporary advertise VOL. VI. NO. 20. TIONESTA, PA., OCTOBER 22. 1873. $2 PER ANNUM. ments innsi ne paltl for in advance. Jul) work, Casu on Delivery. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. TIONESTA LODGE Xo. aau, r.o.oro. IT. V MEETS every Friday evening, nt 8 o'rlock, In tli Hull formerly occupied y the Good Templars. S. II. HASLET, N. G. J. T. DALE, Si'o'y. 27 -tf. Samuel D. Irwin, , TTORNEY, COUNSELLOR AT LAW f and HK.Mi ESTATE AGENT. 1-cgal business promptly attended to. Tionesta, . 1'a. 4-ly. Ml I. KM V. TATS. PETTIS A TATE, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, AM mre-l, tFoXKSTA, PA. Vf. W. Muon, Gcorjs A. Jik, lta.K r. iirikii(, r. Mason Jerikss, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Ollleo on Kim Street, above Walnut, Tionosta, Pa. F. W. Hays, ATTORNEY AT LAW, and Notary Pl'M.lo, Reynolds Hukill A 'o.'n Block, Sonesa St., Oil City, Pa. S'J-ly V, KINKKAH. y. B. BMILKT, KIXXEA K C SMILEY, Attorneys at Law, - - - Franklin, Py Tlt ACTICE In the several Courts of Xi- A. nango, Crawford, lorest, an ing counties. and nd.ioln au-ly K.UiHKK, D.. rABSEVT, If A lilt IS FASSETT, ttornsys at Law, Tltuavllla Penn' ORACTICE In all tho Courts of Warren. 1 Crawford, Forest and Venango Coun ties. - FHYSICIAXS c sunaEoxs. I. 'V7I5AH3, K D.p nd J. E. BLAINE, H. D. Hnvlair entered Into a co-partnership, nil calls, night or ilav, will receive tnimedinto attention. , mien i rcttiut-itcw ui ui. t naus. Elm St.. Tionesta. Pa. 30 ly J. H. Heivly, SURGEON DENTIST, In Schonbloin's Hulldin-t, between Conlro and Syua- bmrn SlH.. Oil CilV. Pa. All operations done In a careful manner ciul warranwu. v. niorotorni linn ciucrwi inlmstcred when required ii tlio cue will permit. l.Vly Charles B. Arsart, DRXTIRT, Centre Street, Oil City, In Simon' lllouk. ' fl Lawreicn House, T TIONESTA, PA., O. II. HITTER FIIGI.n. rnoi-niKTon. n.i- iiouh 1s pent rally loi-etccl. Kverl!i' iu nowand well furniKheil Superior mh mods tions and strict ettention iiivi i t-ucats. Vswetables and Fruit., of a. I kinds wrved In their season. Sample room fur Com mercial Ajrent. Tionesta House. ITTKL, Proprietor, Elm St. Tio nesta. Pa., at tho mouth of the creek. M. Mr. Iltlo has thoroughly runovated the 1'mnesta House, and re-furnished it eom ' ,'letelr. All wh patronize him will bo well entertained at reasonable rules. U0 ly FOREST HOUSE, D. V.r.AflC PROPRIETOR. Opposite Court House, Tionesta, Pa. Just opened. Everything new and clean and fresh. Tho best of liijuors kept constantly on hand. A portion of the publio patron- ao is respectfully solicited. . s-17-lv National Hotel, 'PIDIOI'TE, PA., Renj. Elliott, 'proprlo L tor. This house has been nowly furn Wiod and is kept In good style. Guests . w ill bo made comfortable hose at reasona ble rates. 0 ly. Scott House, IAGITNDVS, PAi E. A. Roberts, Pro . prietor. ThU ho'el has been reoontly re-furuished and now oilers superior ae isimmodations to gucs' I'lt. s-iy. Dr. J. L. Acoirb, Oil YSICIAN AND SURGEON, who has I bad fifteen vears' exporionco in a larjio and iuoccMht'uf practice, will attend all Professional Culls. ODIce in his Drug mid (rocory Store, located In Tidiouto, near Tidioute House. INIIIS STORE WILL BE FOUND A full assortment of Medicines, Liquors Tobacco, Cl(rars, Stationery, Ulasf Paints, oils. Cutlery, all of tho benl quality, and will bo sold at reasonablo lutes, IK. CHAS. O. DAY, an experienced Physician and Druggist from New Y'ork, ha charge of the Store. All prescriptions put up accurately. M. H. SiT. JSO. V. tXUH. A. B. SILLY. 31 A Y, rAliKtC CO,, Corner of F.lm.A Walnut Sts. Tionesta. Rank of Discount and Dejosit. lutorest allowed on Time Deposits. CwllouUoni madeonull tho Principal points of the U. S. Collections solicited. lS-ly. MO. A. Pll.K. l'nut. J- T- D-tLI:, C.l.ier. SAVINGS BANK, Tionesta, Forest Co., Pa. This Hank transacts a General Ranking, Collecting and Exchange llusiness. Drafts on tho Principal Cities of the United States and Europe bought and sold. Gold Olid Silver Coin slid Uovorninont Kecuritid bought and sold. 7-30 Jionds snvcrtud on the most favorublo Utium. I ntorcst allowed n time deposits, Mar. I, If. J. B. LONG, MANUFACTURER of and Doolor In HARNESS. SADDLES. WHIPS, ROUES, CURRY COMBS, RRUSHKS, HORSE CLOTHINO, and everything in the line. In Homier A Auuow s lllock, atlioining Drug Store. 7 Frank Ilobbiiiw, PHOTOGRAPHER, (SUWESHOK TO DEM l!fQ.) rictures In every stvloof the art. Views of the oil regions for salo or taken to or der. CENTRE STREET, near R, R. crossing. SYCAMORK STREET, near Union no pot, Oil City, Pa. 20-lf THE BOOT & SHOE STQRE Oj? TIDIOUOTE I AT K. STEVENS. Propriotor. Parties ii . in want of FINE lioow and Shoes will always rind a pood assortment at Stevens'. When you call. Just say "From Tionesta" and vou will bo liberallv dealt with, U-tJm .Is'. E. WTEVENS. NEW BILLIARD ROOMS I DJOIN'INO thq Tionesta House, at the i i mouth ot Tionesta creeK. I ho tunics and room aro new, and everything kept in order. To lovers of the ame a cordial invitation is extended to come and play : . 1. - . .. ... w ITTI.M l .J - III lliu urn ivniiii. ij. ai .u.j, . i. kONFECTIONARIE S. T A(NEW. at the Post Omeo, has 1 opened out a choice lot of GROCERIES COXl'ECTIONAMES, CANNED FRUITS, TOBACCOS, CIGARS, AND notiqnof all kinds. A portion of the psti4naga of the public Is resspectl'ulty solicited. 44-tf L. AGNEW. .1TEW GROCERY m PROVISION STORE .V TIONESTA. GEO. W. BOVARD &G0. TTAVJ'J Inst brought on a compute and cnrolully selected stuck of FLOUIi, . GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, and everything necessary to tho complete stock ofa tlrHt-class 'Jrocery House, which they have opened out at their establish meiit on Elm St., first door north of M. K, Church. TEAS, COFFEES. SUGARS. SYRUPS, FRUITS, SPICES. HAMS, LARD, a xd rito risioxs or all kixds. at tho lowest cash prices. Goods warrant ed to be of the beat quality. Call and ox amino, and we believe we can suit you. GEO. W. IJOVARD k CO. Jan. 9. '72. RUBBER GOODS, RUBBER GOODS, RUBBER GOODS. RUBBER GOODS, AT II. ii. TlXItlSIl & CO.'S CENTRE STREET, OIL CITY. PA. We have an immense assortment of the abovo poods In every stylo and quality imaginable, as for instance : 1) inch Two-ply Deltlng. 2 inch Two-plv Melting. i!J Inch Two-ply liclting, 2 Inch Three-ply Belting. i!J inch Throe-ply Rolling, it inch Three-ply Halting. 31 inch Three-ply liclting. 4 inch Throe-ply Uniting, fi inolt Threa-ply belting, fl Inch Three-ply Melting. 7 Inch Tlireer ply Belting. S Inch Fonr-ply liclting. 9 inch Four-plv liclting. 10 Inch Four-ply Belting. 12 Inch Four-ply Uclting' FIVE-PLY AND ENDLESS KELTS TO ORDER ON SHORT NOTICE. Wo garontee satisfaction in every in stance. Wo are headquarters for the above goods. II. G. TINKER & CO. Ofpn A T1CQ We have just issued uxivau waltzes in two vol utin1, price $1 each In boards, to each in cloth. The two volumes contain over forty beautiful WalUes, worth at lratft in sheet form. I." A Vm?TT lV lu (Icriiigtr'nii XX UHi L ii.t t h e r dealers lie particular to ask for Pti K.ns' EniTioN of Nthm'ts' Waitjks, as it is the onl v correct and complete edition. Ad dress J.L.FETEK.SIf A T rVrl?i2 Music Publisher, V 1 tijij. lfroalw.'iv, .cw ork. oy, I- TIIK II.M.l'C'KY I.OVKKS. . Fanny Foo-Foo was a Japanese girl, A child of the great Tycoon ; She wore her head bald, and her clothes were made Half cUicoat, half pantaloon; Uer face was tho color of a lemon peel, . And tho sliapo of a table-spoon. A liandsomo young chap was Johnny Ill-Hi, And ho wore papor-inttslln clothes ; His glossy black hair on the top of his head In the form of a shoe-brush rose ; His eves slanted downward, as if some chap Had savagely pulled bis nose. Fanny Eoo-Foo loved Johnnj Ili-III, And when in tho usual style, j.lle popped, she blushed such a deep or- ' ange tinge, You'd hae thought she'd too much bilo, If it hadn't been for her slant-eyed glance And bjUrcharmiuggWf do-mouthed smile. And oft In tho bliss of their new-born love, Hid these little Pagans stray All around in spots, enjoying themselves In a strictly Japaneso way ; Sho howling a song to tho one-stringed lute, On which she thought she could play. Tho course of truo love, even in Japan, , Often runs extremely rough ; And the fierce Tycoon, when he heard of this, Used Japanese oaths so tough That his courtiers' hair would have stood on end, If only they'd had enqugh. So the Tycoon bucklod on both his swords, . In his pistol placed a wad, And went ot.t to hunt the truant pair, With his nerves braced by a tod. Ho found them enjoying their euilolass solves On the top of a lightuing rod. Sternly he Ordered the gentle Foo-Foo To "come down out of that there I" And he told III-III to go to a place I won't say precisely whore, Then ho dragged off his child, whose spasms evinced Unusually wild despair. Rut the Tycoon, alas I was badly fooled, Despite his paternul pains; For John, With a tooth-pick, let all the blood Out of his jugular veins- While, with a back commors Milt on the flocW Foo-Foo battered out her brains. They buried them both in the Tycoon's lot, Right under a dogwood treo, Where they could list to the nightingale and Tho buzz of the bumble-beo. And where tho mosquitto's sorrowful chant Maildons the restless flea. And often at night, when tho Tycoon's wife Slumbered as sound as a post, His almond-shaped eye-balls looked on a sight That scared him to death, almost, 'Twas a bald-headed spectre flitting about With a paper-muslin ghost. AT 1118 OLD TUIt KH. An American lady was recently shown through Newgate. On coming to the alley in which executed crimi nals are buried, the ladv who 'is i good Quaker shuddered at that, aud the warder stud : ''You will notice here that ours is a great improvement over the American plan, lu America they give the bodies ot executed criminals to their friends who, as likely as not, make a hern of him, and bury him with pomp. But these scoundrels dread being buried away in this alley almost as much as they dread the gallows. This is a chief part ot their pumsumeut. The lady having suggested that ex ecution was quite enough, the warder replied, "Not a bit of it. I was show our plan to a remarkably intelligent American who admired our arrange ments exceedingly, only he thought us too lenient. That gentleman said that tho great mistake in America was len iency. 'Would you believe it,' said he, 'we caught a rascal in America the other day whom we ought imme diately to have burned, and we only hung him. But we are coming to our senses, and we are now making ar rangements to burn certain men for w hom the gallows js too good." "Will thee he good enough to tell me the name the American gentleman who made the remark to thee?" said the Quakems. "Ah, yes," said the warder reflec tively, "let me see it was a Mr. Mark Twain. The lady gave a smile of relief and weut (j IK. "Give the devil his due, Tat, and where would you bo ?" ''Alouo your Hc-uor." A REARKABI.E STORY. Here is somrtliine remarkable from the Datibury Isews: A woman in New Haven was recently bereft of lipr pcalp by the iilopyncracics of a shaft and belt. Tho doctors saw that to remedy the evil they would have to recourse to transplanting, and so they actually succeeded in getting a suffi ciently number of pieces from other peoples heads to give this unfortunate woman a scalp. We hope those New Haven ooctors used more discretion than did he who attended a man named Finlev, who met with a similar accident in Oiiskany, N. Y., gome thirteen years ago. Bits of scalp from seventy persons were secured by the doctor and adroitly stitched to the head of Mr. Finley. When it was done, people came miles to see Finley's head, and lMDley himselt, with his checker-board cranium, was the -hap-, piest man in O.isknuy. Butwheu the capillary glands got in working order, and the hair commenced to grow, the top of the man's head presented the most extraordinary spectacle on rec ord. The doctor who, was about half the time in liquor, had consulted ex pediency father than judgement, and secured that new 3calp without any reference to future developments. We never saw anything like it. Here was a tuft of yellow hair, and next to it a bitot black, and then a flame of red, and a little like silk, and more like tow, with brown hair aud gray hair, and sandy hair, and . cream colored hair scattered over his entire skull. And what a mad man Finley was, and no body could blame him. He would stand up against the barn for an hour at a tune and sob aqd swear. It was very fortunate that the doctor was dead. He wcDt of!' tvo weeks before with' blue ague, which is a mild sort of a disease. Finley kept his hair cut short, but that made uo difference. Then he tried dves, but thev only made matters worse. Then he got a wig, and this covered up the deformi ty ; but some times at church he would get asleep, and the wig would fall off, and make the children cry. (jure at the country fair he fell asleep, and the committee on domestic goods, when they came around, stood in front of Finley's head for some five minutes in wrapt delight. They then immediate ly decided that it was the most in genious patch-work in the list, and never seen the mistake until they at tempted to pin the premium card to it. At that Finley awoke, and knocked down the chairman of the committee and chased the others out of the build ing. We hope the New Haven doctors have beeu more particular, as it is not a subject to trifle with. DAYS OF TUB UOI.D DIGniN'US. We take the following from the Mobile Register : A savage si reel duel was fought in Virginia City, Nevada, in which both combaian'S were killed. And this reminds us of a story told with great gusto by a now departed friend, iu his life time the proprietor of a well-known "saloon" ou lioval street. There had been a lively skirmish in front of his saloon hetween two young bloods, who, as is ofteu the casu, hud missed each other, but greatly jeopar dized the lives of the innocent by standers, one or two shots having pars ed through our friend's saloon in very dangerous proximity to his person. A few hours afterward we met him on the sidewalk ; he was elated, he was hap py, he was gtand; aud we inquired into the cause of such an exuberance of spirits. "Oh!" he replied, "I feel so good! so good I that little altair tins morn ing! was delightful ! I felt quite-happy It remindud roe of home sweet homo! when I was digging fur gold at LosAngelus! iu fact 'twas just like the pood old days." "Why," we inquired, "did they ever have such pusses ut arms iu Califor nia?" Oh, yes ! oh, yes ! often ! I remem ber one day just such a day as this two gentlemen high-toned, sensitive, ninctillioiis gentlemen, happened to mve a little misunderstanding and met at the l'ustoftire just when it was L-rowded, und deliberately went to work, drawing their revolvers, and commenced right there in the midst of the crowd, bring at each other. Oh! 'twas lovely 1 such excellent, ac curate firing, to !" "Aud did they hit each other?" we aake J. "Well no not at first, but they killed outright three bystanders ami wounded four or five more. Knelinice shooting! iu fact elegant elegant !" "But," we iusisted,"did they hit each other?" "Oh, yes, oh, yes; tl.ey did ouce, each at least !" "And were their wouuds severe? did they die tf them?" "Oh, no, no they didu't die of their wounds but tho vigilantes tunic n round und Imnjrcil. them both?" THE COSTLINESS OF S1IODDT. The debasement of quality which, under the pressure of competition, has gradifally extended of late years to almost every article used by man, is notorious. Yet, as few persons except the initiated realize tho immense loss to society from this souice, and illus trative experience of my own may here be welcome. When my father left nie manager of the New Lanark cotton mills, in the winter of 1824-25, a certain Mr. Bartholomew, who had long been a customer of ours to the extent of 20,UUU to SoO.UOU a year, came to roe one day asking if I could make him a lot ot yarn suitable lor ordiuary shirting at such a price, nam ing it. "We have but one price," I said, "and you know well we sell such yarn 20 per cent, above the rate you propose. . ' "1 know that," he replied, "but you couia make it so as to be sold at my price. "Yes, by usine waste and mixing iu vean, short-stapled cotton. "And it would look almost as well ? "Perhaps." "Then I'll risk it." "My father's instructions," I replied, "are not to lower the quality of the goods. I'm sorry ; but can't fill your order. He went off iu a huff, but returned two days later. "See here," said he, "don t be quixotic, lean havetheyarn 1 usked you about spun elsewhere, "What's the use of driving a good cus tomer fro ji you? I shall get the stuff 1 want, and use it all the same. "It would injure tho character of our mill ?" . , "Not if you leave off your trade mark. What do I cure about the pic ture? Mark as you will." I hesitated, but finally not much to my credit agreed to make the yarn for him. I had it marked with a large B. "It will stand either for Bartholo mew or for bad," I said to him when he came to look at it. "I'm ashamed to turn such nu article out of our mill." But three weeks after again. "Just the thing!" he said, and he gave me a second order thiice as large as the first. The B ya-n became a popular arti cle in the market; the Blurting that was made from it looking smooth, nud being sold at some 10 per cent, less tnan that made from our usual quality. Yet to my certain knowledge for I tried it it ilid not lust half so loug as the other. That transaction sits somewhat heav ily ou my conscience still. Yet it help ed to tench me a great lesson. It is my firm belief that, at the present time, purchasers of cotton, woolen, licen and silk goods, of furniture, hardware, leather goods, and all other manufactured staples, lose on the average because of inferior quality, more than halt ot all the money they pay out. And I doubt whether, except by co operation, this crying evil can be remedied. R. D. Oiven in Atlantic. "Olive Harper" writes to the St. Xjouis.uiohe from Vienna that she is "fast imbibing the custom of thecoun try" that is beer drinking. She says thev tell her that "no person can be wffl in Germany who does not drink beer." As proof of the theory that beer is harmless she cites a cae of a young girl who belongs iu Vienna, wun is delicate as a lily in appearance aud who takes her eight glasses of beer regularly everv day. Olive who has hud California experience with fleus, suys the Geruau fleas excel Call foruiu fleas, in "pure cuhsedness,' thousand fold. They bother one all the time, but they are fearful in their wickedness in publio "where they know you cannot hunt them." A wo man with a flea on her in public is helpless object aud is to be commiser ated, tor while a man can scratch aud dig with impunity if not with per fect propriety a woman must sit and tuke it without eveu squirming, to say nothing ot scratching. Mr. Gouuh tells a good story illus trative of quaint Scottish humor : Two sparks from London ouce came upon a decent looking shepherd in Art' vie chire, uud accosted him with : "You huve a very fine view here you tun see a great way. "Ah I vou i-au see America here, I suppose!" "Farrer thuu that." "How i that?" "Yujist wait tule the mist gang away, aud you'll see the moou." "James Jenkins," said a school mas ter to his pupU, "what is uu average? "A thing that hens lay eggs on." "Why do you say that you silly boy?" replied tho pedagogue. "Because," saitl the youtii, "1 heard a gentleman say the other day as a hen would lay, on a average, a hundred and tweuty eggs a year." Phil. Sheridan cultivates an enor mous moustache, and thinks he will uuver marry, as ho is getting buld beaded fait enough now. THE SONS OF fil't'CESMFCL .MEN. Next to tho inquiry. What becomes of the pin? an interestine question would be, What becomes of the sons of successful men ? A few men and a few firm are in the bands of tho founders; but these are exceptions. The old name and the old trade pen- - erally pass into the hands of others. "Uo you see that man shoveling coal,? Well, his children, and children like his, will jostle your pampered sons and rule this land," said an old New Yorker, the other day. The old name have ceased in the pulpit, The famed men of the bar seldom have a success or. The eminent jurists carry their honors with them to tho grave. Mer chant princes are obliterated. The reason is clear. The fathers laid the basis of business one way and the sons build another. Men who earned their fortunes by hard work, diligence ; that knew sixteen hours' toil by .personal attention l that were their own book keepers, salesmen, cashiers and often porters, are followed by sons who do as little as possible, who delegate to others all the work they can, and who know more of the road than the ledger. Famous hotel men were gentlemen, men of intelligence, men who were the equuls of the best in the land, and who never sunk the gentlemen in their trade. Young men who fling the ex ample of their sires to the winds, find it easier to squander a valuable name, ruu through a fortune quicker than it was earned, and find themselves, while young, at a point from which their fathers started. One thine is quite marked in New York. It is the fact that the heavy business is getting into the hands oi foreigners, llie heavy importers, the great bankers, and mncu of the trade of value is slippiug out of the hands of Americans, as the trade of England got into the power of the Lombards. N. Y. Letter to Boston Journal. A man from Illinois went over to. Fort Madison the other day with sweet potatoes to sell. His early education, had been somewhat defective in arith metic, for ho offered to sell his entire wagon load at" sixty cents per half bushel, or two dollars per bushel. Baskets and sucks were begged and borrowed, and every one was buying potatoes at Bixty cents per half bushel. ihe man did not see it until tha last .half bushel was sold. He wanted (2 a bushel lor the load, uue man offer ed him 81.90 per bushel. He persist ed in selling at sixty cents per half bushel, thinking doubtless there wero four half bushels in a bushel. Anoth er said ho would take three half bush els. A third took two half bushels. Before the man commenced tho retail business a grocer bought two bushels for his own use at $2 a bushel. He ottered 81.90 a bushel for the whole load, in order to sell again, but was refused. When the man saw his blun der, he held up hotb hand?, and ex claimed, "Oh 1 thunder." Mr. W. C, a snob, was so fond of fine clothes that ho roveled iu them by day and dreamed of them by night. One evening he visited a lady, and re moved his ovorccat, etc., in tho Lull, preparatory to entering the parlor, when the lady heard him utter the fol lowing sensible words; Taking his overcoat and hanging it up, ho said, "Hung there you fifty dollar over oat!" Pulling ofT his gloves and put ting them on the table, "Lay there, you Cve dollar gloves !" Placing his hut on the rack, "Hung there you ten dollar hut!" Putting his cane in cor ner, "Stand there you fifteeu dollur csue!" Then entering the parlor, ho wus about to sit down when tho lady showed him a chair, and as she left room, said : "Sit there, you ten cent fool!" He has uot beeu arouud that house since. A geutleman who had tarried luto at a wine supper, found his wife in a high state of nervousness, waitiii" his return. , She said : 'Here I've uceu waiting and rucking in the chair, till my head spins round like a top.' 'Jess so, wilb, where I've beeu,' responded he. 'It's in tho atmosphere !' An old chap whose wifo is as ugly as sin, was recently reading au tlopc ment case which seemed to aO'ect him. Said he: "I should be tempted to shoot a man, if he was after uiy wife." "Well," tuid a hearer, "a mau ought to be, shot, if he ran off with your wife." A westeru tuau who hud been sit ting on a woi-j), and the wasp had just noticed it, arose partly to bis feet and with pathetic, tenderness remarked, "Ouch !" just at the time when tho lecturer intended to have the people laugh. Boston papers tell this: A lady tailed at a drug store and breathless ly remarked, "There! I have serenaded all the way dowu here to get n receipt prescribed and disremtmber the. com-buMibks!"