JH!1!.! Mil I M In II H It'" Jilllfl"1l WiiMiimmBmm N.Ml.Wl.JWlli.MM.j WW WW 1BMWI rCM.lSnED ETKRY WCDNEflDAT, it W. R. TJTJNN. ornci nr lorotsow boi irra'8 unrLcno, SUC BTRECT, TI0KE8TA, FA. TKRMS, $2.00 A Y K.AR. No ftabecrlptlons received for a abutter period than three month. . i ' Correspondence solicited from nil part ut the country. No notice w ill be taken of annonymou communication,. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. TIOUESTA LODGE Ao. S6, I.O.of O.F. MEKTS every Friday evening, at 8 o'rlock. In Oil Hall formerly occupied Vy tb Oood Templar. a. II. HASLET, N. o. J. T. DALE, Sac'y. 27-tf. Samuel D. Irwin, ATTORNEY, COUNSELLOR AT LAW and REAL R9TATB AGENT. Legal Vestaeee promptly atteuded to. Tioneata, r . 40-ly. ! wbwtow ram a. MILES W. TAT. PKTTIS TATI, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, .a la JereW, TIONESTA, TX. tTvW. Mum, Gerrg A. ki, BtMIW, r. Mason. A Jaiiks, . ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Office on F.Ira Htreet, above Walnut, Tlonesta, Pa. F. W. Hays, ATTORNEY AT LAW, an Not.Y Huai.ic, Reynold Ilukill A Co.'a Block, Seneca Hi., oil City, Pa. 19-ly F. KIHKI4B. K. B. IMILIT. . XIXNEJR .9 SMILEY, Afttoenaye at Law, Franklin, Pa. PRACTICE In Ota several Court of Ve nango, Crawford, Forest, and adjoin tag eennliee. S9-ly. f. a. xiaaia, . . riTT, ". - HARRIS Jt FASSETT, Attorneys at Law, TltuavUle Pann'a. TSACTICR In all the Courta of Warren. . I'rawrora, torel and enango t.oun- FHXSICIANS Jt SURGEONS. - J. wnura, K D., ui J. E. BLUSE, x. n. H avlnt entered Into co-partnership, all alia, night or day, will receive Immediate attention. Office' at residence of Dr. Wl tui, Kim St., Tlonesta, Pa. . Sflly Clarlea D. An.sart, DENTIST, Centre Streot, OH City, Pa. In Simons' Block. a area i.tKi)cr Hou,"" WU. LAWRENCE, PitoritiRTon. This houaa haa Jut been opened It the ptiblla and the furniture and fitting are all new. Muetta will be well entertained aireaeonaoie raieo. ia exuaien on r.in .-ii., ' appoelte Superior Lumber Co. Store. JO-ly Tloneita Houaa. ' MITTEL, Proprietor, Klra St. Tlo- neeta, Pa., at the mouth of the creek, Mr. Iltle has thoroughly renovatod the Tionevta Houee, and re-fnmiehed It com pletely. All who patronif.e him will bo wall entertained at reasonable ratee. 20 ly ' FOREST HOUSK, D BLACK PROPRIETOR. Opposite Court HouHe, TinneataPa. Junt pened. Eyerythlnir new and dean and fresh. The bekt of llquora kept constantly n hand. A portion of the publio pttron ae la reapectrull y aolioited. -17-lr Scott House, H prietor. tLu ho'al ha been recently re-furnlhJ and now oflera auperlor ao ommodatloQi to guea'a. W-ly. Cr. J. L. Acorrb, PHY8ICIAJI AND SURGEON, who haa had fifteen yeara' experience in a larre aad eucoeeaful practice, will attend all Profeealonal Call. Offioe in hla Drug and Oroeery Store, located la Tldioute, near Tldloute Uouae. J UI3 STORE WILL BE FOUND full aasortment ef Medicine, Liquors Tobaooo, Cigara. Stationery, Ulaaa, Paiuu, Oil. Cutlery, all of the beet quality, and will ke aeld at reaaonahla ratee. DR. CH A3. O. DAY, an experienced Thytiolan and Druglat frem New York, kaa eharge of the Store. All preecrlptiona ft up aoourately. BVB.IUT. na. r- nK. if AT, FARK A CO., B Corner af Elm A Walnut Sta. Tioneata. Bank ef Dlaoount and Deposit. latereat allowed on Tims Depoaita. OeUeetloas made on all the Prlnoipal points ef ths U. B. Collection solicited. 18-ly. n. fiu. nbl. j.t. iLi,CMkiw, RAVINGS BANK, TloneaU, Forest Co., Pa. Tkla Bank tranaacU a neneral Bauklug, 4UcUug and Exchange Buaineaa. Drafts on ths Principal Cities of ths &7 kited Btatee and Europe bouirhtandaold. Oold and Silver Coin and Government fleauritiea bougLaad auid. 7-80 Bonds averted on Uis moat fayorabls term. Intereet aitowed on tuns dsposit. ar. e, u. D. W. CLARK. (ootM leaioffim't ol, roacaT CO., ,.) REAL ESTATE AGENT. HOUSES and Lota for Sale ahd RENT' Wild Lands for Sale. 1 . I bays supoiior fa-ilitiee for aaoertalning the eonditioo ot taxes and tax doedtv o., and ain taercjore qualiied to act intelli gently as uijcnt of.tlioo living at a dj. (4nco..owniuK laii'l in the County, Ottlco in Cmiifluaionnrii ltouxii. fVmrfc ITiae. Tioncstii. 41-ly. t. W. CLARK. VOL. VI. NO. 7. ew Board Ins ITonse. MRS. R. S. HULINOS hae built a tare addition to hnr houee, and lnnw pre pared to accommodate a nti mber of perma nent boarder, and all trannlont onea who may favor her with their patronafr. A (rood atable haa recently been built to ac commodate the home of frumta. Charfrea reannnablo. Residence on Elm St., oppo site S. HaMct's store. 23-ly A. II. PARTRIDGE," DBALXK IM , IP XT 3T X T TJ B3, CHAMBER SUITS, SOFAS, TABLES, CHAIRS, BEDSTEADS, MAT . TRE8SKS, LOUNGES, 8PKINQ BEDS, AC. C, i FRAMING PICTURES, A SrSCIALTY, Ha a large variety of Moulding of all kinds, and will frame to order all pictures brought to him in any style to auit otftto-a-ere. Room In aecond story of Bonner Me Kay'a new building, Elm St., Tioneeta, Pa, S9-Sm CENTRE STREET, OIL CITY, TA., BOOKS, STATIONERY, FANgY GOODS, TWINES, TOYS, IKK8, , WMOtJMAl AMD B.ETAIL. Book, Nawtpaperi ind Magazines MAILED TO ANY ADDRESS At pnbllhsr rate. 8D-lv GROCERY AND PROVISION STORE IN TIONESTA. GEO.W.BOVARD&CO. H AVE Just brought on a complete and careiuuy eeiectea siocx ot FLOUR, GROCERIES. PROVISIONS, and everything necesnary to the complete stock ofa flmt-olassUrooory iioue, which they have opened out at their establish ment on Elm St., ft ret door north of M. t, Church. TEAS, COFFEES, SUGARS, SYRUrR, FRUITS, SPICES, HAMS, LARD, AND PRO VISIONS Or A LL KINDS, at ths lowest cash prices. Good warrant ed to be of ths bent quality. Call and ex amine, and we believe we can suit yon. GEO. W. BOVARD i CO. Jan.. '72. CONFECTION AR IE S. IAGNEW, at the Poet Office, has J. opened out a choice lot of GROCERIES, CONNECTION ARIES, CANNED FRUITS, 10J3ACC0S, CIGARS, AND NOTIONS OF ALL KINDS. A portion of the patronage of the publio Is resnpectfully solicited. 44-tf L. AGNEW. NEBRASKAJjRIST MILL. THE GRIST MILL at Nebraska (Lacy town,) Forest county, has liixni thor. ouKhly overhauled and rofltUid in hr.t data order, and is now running and doing all kiuds of CUSTOM (JRI.M)IJf(J. FLOUR, FEED, AND OATS. Constantly on hand, and sold at ths very lowest figures, 4S-6m H. W. LEDEBUR. LOTS FOR SALE! IN THE BOROUGH OF TIONESTA. AppJj to GEO. O. SICKLES, 70, Nsisau St., Kw York City. mm HONEST A, PA., MY LITTLEJENTLEMAN. BY L, X. ALCOTT. ' No on would have thought of call ins; him so. this rsggeit, barefooted, frecklsfaood Jack, who spent his days carrying market baskets for the butch ers, er cleaning clothos for Mrs.Quinn, selling chips r grubbing in the ash heaps fur cinders. But he was honest Jy earning his living, doing his duty as well as ha knew how, and serviog those poorer and more helpless thau himself, aud that is being agtutleman in the best sense of the line word. He hat no heme but Mrs. Quinn's garret and fur this he paid by carrying the bundles and getting the cinders for her fire. Food aud clothing he picked up as he could ; and his only friend whs little Nanny. Her mother bad been kind to him when the death of hi father left him alone in this world ; and when she, too, passed away, the boy tried to show his gratitude by comforting the little girl, who thought there was no ono in tho world Iikejier Jack. Old Mrs. Qninn took care of her, waiting until she was strong enough to work lor himself; but Nanny had been sick, and tat about, a pale, little shadow of her former solf.with a white film slowly coming over her pretty blue eyes. This wos Jack's great trouble, and he couldn't whistle it away as he did his owu worries; for he was a cheery lad, aud when the baskets were heavy, the way long, aud the wcutner bitter coid, his poor clothes in rags, or his stomach empty, he just whistled, and somehow things seemed to get right. But the eUy he carried Nanny the first dandelions, and she felt fur them instead of looking at theja.nsshe laid, with such pathetie patience, iu her little face, "I don't see them but I know they are pretty, and I like 'em lots," Jack felt as if the blithe spring suuihine was all spoiled, and when he tried to cheer himself up with a good whistle, his lips trembled so they wouldn't pucker. "The poor dear's eyes could be cured, I aiu't a doubt; but it would take a sight of money, and who's agoing tj pay it?'' suid Mrs. Quinn, scrubbing away at her tub. "How much money V asked Jack. "A hundred dollars, I dare say. Dr. Wilkinson's cook told me once that he done something to a lady's eyes, and asked a thousand dollars for iu" Jack sighed a lang, hopeless sigh, and went away to fill tho water pniis, but he remembered the Doctor's name, and begau to wonder how many years it would take to earn a hundred dollars. Nanny was very patient; but, by uud by, Mrs. Quiuu began to talk ot sending her to snme alms house, for he was too poor to be burdened with the helpless child. The fear of this nearly crushed Jack's heart ; aud he wDt about with such an anxious face that it was a mercy Nanny did not see it. He was only twelve, but he hud a hard load to carry just then ; for the thought of his little friend, doomed to lifelong blindness for want of little money, tempted h m to steal mute thau once, aud gave him the first fierce, bitter feel tug agaiust those bet ter oil' than he. When he carried nice dinners ro the great houses and saw the plenty that prevailed there, he couldn't help feeling that il wasn't fair for some to have so much, aud others so little. When he saw pretty children playing in the dark, or driv ing with their mothers, so gay, so well cared tr, so tenderly loved, the boy's eyes would fill to think of poor little Nanny, with n friend in the werld but himself and he was so powerleas io help her. When he one day mustered courage to ring the doctor's bell, begging to see him a minute, nud the servant an swered gruffly, as he shut the do.r, "Go along! he can't be bothered with the like of you !" Jack clinched his hands hard as lis went down the steps, aud suid to himself, with a most uu boyish tone, "I'll get the money some how, aud make him let me iu ! He did get it, aud iu a most unex pected way; but he never forgot the desperate feeling that came to hiiu that day, and all Ids life long he was very leuder to people who were tempt ed in their time of trouble, aud yielded as ha was saved from doing, by what seemed an accideut. Borne days after his attempt at the doctor's, as he was gruhbiug in a new ly deposited ash-beap, with the bitter feeling very bad, aud the trouble very heavy, ha found a dirty old pocket book, and put it in his bosom without stopping to examine it, for many boys and girls were scratching, like a brood of chickens, all around him, and the pickings were uuubually good, so uo tiue must be lost. 'Finding is havintr." was one of the laws of the ash-heap hunters ; and no one thought of disputing another's ngnt ta the ipoonf and knives that or MAY 14. 1873. casionally found their way into the ab barrels; while bottles, old shoes, rags and paper were articles of traffic among t'.iem. Jack got a good basket ful that day, and when the hurry wns over, sat down to rest and clear the dirt off his face with an old silk duster which he had picked out of the ruh budi. thinking .Mrs. Quinn might wash it up for a handkerchief. But he didn't wipe his dirty face that day, for, with the rag out tumbled a pockelbonk ; and on opening it he saw mouey. Yes mil of bills, with two figures on all of them, three tens and one twenty. It took his breath away for a minute ; then he bugged the old book tight in both hands, and rocked to ad fro all in a heap among the oyster shells and old, runty tin kettles, saying to him self with tears running down his cheeks, "O Nanny I O Nanny 1 now I can do ill" I don't think h basket of cinders ever traveled at such a rate before as did Mrs. Quinit's that day ; f.ir Jack tore home at a great pace, and burst ing into the Dora waving the old dust er and shouting, "Hooray! I've got it ! I've got it I'' It is no wonder Mrs. Quinn thought he had lout wit?, fur he looked like a wild hoy, with his face all streaked with tears and ashes, as he ditneed a double shuffle till he was breathless, then showertd the money in Nunny'a lap, and hugged her with another Hooray, ended-with a choke. When they got lain quiet and heard tlnstory, Mrs. Quinu dampened his joy by tell ing him the money did not belong to him, and ha ought to advertise the same. "But I want it for Nanny !" cried Jack, "and bow can I find who owns it, when there are ever so many bar rels emptied in that heap, and no one can tell where they come from!', "It's very likely you won't fiud the owner, and you can do aa yen please. nut its honest to try, rm thinking, Tor some poor girl may having lost her earnings in that way, and we would- n t like that ourselves, said Mrs. Quiun, turning ever the packet-book and carefully searching for a clue to its owner. Nanny looked very sober, and Jack grabbed up the money as if it wns to precious te lose. Uul he tvasn t com fortable about it, aud after a hard fight with himself he consented to let Mrs. Qtiiiiti vonstilt their policemnn as to what they should do. He was a kindly man, and when he heard the story, said he'd do what was right, sud if he could not find the owner, Jack could have tiie Cfiy dollars buck. How hard it was to wait, how Jack thought and dreamed ef his money. day and night! How Nanny rail to the door te listen hen a heavy step came up the stairs! And how wistful ly the poor darkened eyes turned to the light they longed to see again. Honest John Floyd did bis duty. but he didn't find the emuer; so the old puro came back at last, and now Jack could keep it with clear von rciencc. Nanny was asleep when it happened . mil as they sat counting the dingy hills, Mrs. Quinn suid to the bey, "Jack, you had better keep this for your self, I doubt if iu enough to di the child any good, and you need clothes and shoes, and a heap of things, let alone the book you hanker after so much. It ain't likely vou'll ever find another wallet. Its all luck about Nanny's eyes ; and may be you are throwing aii a chance you'll never have agttin.'' Juck leaned his head on his arm, and started at the mouey alt spread out there, and it looked so magnificent to him that it seemed as it it could buy him half the world. He did need clothes ; his hearty hoy's apatite did long tor better toon; and, oh! In w suleudid it would be te go aud buy the books he had wanted so long the bonks that would give him a taste of the knowledge that was mora en ticing to hi wide-awuke young- mind than clothes and food to his poor lit tie body. It wasn't an easy thing to tlo, but bo was so ued to making small sacrifices that the great one was less hard ; and when he hud brooded over the money a few minutes iu thoughtful ni'euce, his eyes went frem the precious bilsof papertothe dear lit tle face iu the trundle bed, and he said with a determined nod, "I'll give Nanny the chance, and work for my things, or go without them. Mrs. Quiuu us a matter-of-fact body , but her hard old face softened when he said that, aud she kissed him good uight almost as gently at if she had been his mother. Next day Jack presented himself at Dr. Wilkinson's door, with the money iu one baud and Nanny in the other sayiug boldly to the gruff serv ant, "I waul to see the doctor, I can pay, to you had belter let mtt in." I am afraid cross Thomas would have shut the door in ihe boy'a face again if it had not been for the little blind girl,-who looked up at him so imploringly that lie could net resist ft $2 PER ANNUM. the mute appeal. ' "The doctor's going out 1 but may be he'll see you in a minute;" and with that he led thm into a room where stood a man putting on his gloves. : Jack was modest boy ; but he was a afraid Nanny would lose her chance that he forget himself, aud told the little story as fast as ha could -told it well, too, I fancy, fur the doctor list ened attentively, his e)es goiug from the boy's eager, flushed face to the pale patient one beside him. as if the two little figures, shabby though they were, illustrated the story better than the finest artist could have done. When Jack ended, the doctor-sat Nan uy on his kie, and after examining the film a minute stroked her pretty hair, and aaid ao kiudly that she uestled her little hand confidingly in hi, "1 think I cau help you, my dear. Tell me where you live, and I II at tend to ii at ouce, fur it's high time something was done." Jack told him, adding with a manly air, as he showed Ihe money, "I can pay you, sir, if filly dollars is enough." "Quite euough," said the dottor, with a droll smile. "If it isn't I'll work for the rest, if you'll trust me. Please save Nanny' eyes and I U do anything to pay you I" cried Jack, getting red in the lace aud choky iu hi earnestness The doctor stopped smiling, and held out his hand iu a grave, respect ful way, as he said, "I'll trust you, my boy. We'll cure Nanny first, and you and I will relile the bill afterward. Jack was pleased with this, it was a gentlemanly way of doing things, and he showed his eutifaction by emiliui; all over his face, and giving the big, white hand a hearty shake with both his rough ones. The doctor was busy man ; but he detained them sometime, for there was no childreu iu the fine bouse, and it seemed pleasant to have a little girl ou his knee aud a bright boy to stand beside bis chair; aud when at last they both went away they looked aa if he had given them seme magie medi cine, which made them forget every trouble they had ever known. Next day the good man came te give Natijy her chance. She had no doubt aud very little fear, but looked up at him so confidingly when ali wits ready, that he stooped down and kiss ed her softly before he touched her eyes. "Let Jack hold my hands ; then I'll be still, aud not mind if it hurls tue," she said, bo Jm-k, place with anx iety, ml down before her, aud held the little hands steadily in his, all through the miuutes that seemed so long u hi in . "What do you see, my child?" in quired the doctor, wheu he had done something to both eyes, with a skillful hand. Nanny leaned forward with the film all gone, aud answered with a little cry of j.iy that went to the hearts who heard it, "Jack's late! 1 see it! oh, I see il 1" Only a frei klrd, round face, with wei eyes aud tightly set lips; but to Nauuy it was a beautiful as the face ofituaiigel; ami wheu she waa laid with bauduged eyes to rest, it haunted all her dreams, tor it was the face oi the little friend who loved her best. Nanny's chance was not a failure; Mtid wheu she saw the next dandelions he brought her, all the sunshine tame hack into the world b.ighter than ever for Jack. Well might it seem aw ; for is tit'y dollars brought him many things that money seldom buy. The doctor wouldn't take it at first, but when Jack said, iu a manful tone the I . i : i. , i.i . i. ooci.nr iikeu, although il made In in smile, "It a a bargain, sir. I wish to pay my debts; ami I elmu t lee I happy it Nitiiay don't huve it all for her eye. I'lense dot I d ruther" then lie accepted it; und Nanny did have it, not only for tier eyes, nut in ciuthes, ami loud, unit cure, many times over; Lr it was invested iu a bank tli. t pays g iod interest on every mite so gin ii. Juck discovered that fifty dollars was lr less tlniu most people would have hal to pHy, aud lu-gged earnestly lo be alljwed lo wvrk lor the rest. The doctor agreed te this, and Jack became bis errand boy, serving him with a willingness that made a pleas ure of duly ; sooti finding that many comforts quietly got into his life ; thai much help was given without words ; and that the daya of hunger and rags, heavy burden and dusty ash-heaps were gone by forever. The happiest hours of his days were sjieut iu the doctor's chaise, when he made his round of visits; for while he waited, the boy studied or read, and while they drove hither and thither the dec tor conversed with him, Gliding au eager mind as well as a leuder heart aud a brave spirit uuder the rough jacket of bia little serving man. Bui he never called turn that; for re oiembsriog the cheerfulness, self-deui l, honesty and loyalty to those he Rates of Advertising. One Square (I Inch,) one lnertlon Il .VI One Hiuare " one month I W One Square . three months - Oft OneHo,uare one year - 10 On Two Squares, one year ... . Is oe Q uarter Col. . . . . . go 09 nair . . ..mm One - """ lot n Legal notice at established rates. Marriage and death notices, gratia. All billa for yearly advertisements eel locted quarterly. Temporary advertise ment must be paid for in advance. Job work, Caxh on Delivery. loved, shown by the boy, the good doctor proved his repect ff the vir tues all men should covet, wherever they are found, and always spoke of him with a emile, aa "My Little Gen tlemau." from Aunt Jot Scrap Bag. A JIOHMNU ETX-OFENER. . Calling a boy up in ,lhe morning can hardly be classed under the head of "pastimes," especially if the boy ia fond of exercise the day before. And it ia a little singular that the next io the hardest thing to getting him into it. There is rarely a mother who is a success at rousing a boy. All moth era know this; so do their boys. Aad yet the mother seeens to go at it to the right way. She npena the door and insinuatingly observes; "Johnny." There is no response. "Johnny." Still no response. Then there is at short, sharp "John," followed by a prolonged end emphatic "John, Henry," a moment latei. A grunt from the upper regions signifies that au impression has been made, and the mother is thus encouraged to add. "V..M Uu.. i.. . i v. . a wu u w...c jetting uunu nr re ID breakfast young man, before I go up there and give you something you will feel." This so startles him that he immediately goes to sleep train. And the operation haa to be repeated several times. A father knows noth ing about this trouble. He merely opens his mouth as a soda bottle ejects its cork, and the ' John Henry" that cleaves the air of that stairway goes iuto the boy like electricity, and pierces the deepest recesses of hit very nature. And he hops out of that bed, into hie clothes, and dawn stairs, with a promptness that ia com- mendaoie. It is rarely a boy allows himself to disregard the paternal summons. About once a year ia con siatent with the rules of health. He saves his father a great many slept by bis thoughtfuluesa. Danburf Acm. ... A story is lold of a Freuch rentle man, who having lost the bulk of hit property though the rascalities of friends in whem he trusted, crowned it all by tbe loss of his mental balance. aud for the remainder of his daya found his only delight in riding in omnibuses and passing fares from passengers to the driver, taking cart when chauge was returned to add to it a sou or two frem his owu pocket and watch the effect of the receiver. In nine cases nut of ten, as the story - goes, the passenger, couuting over his change and finding ns he supposed iimi me uuver nun cueaieil liimseil, would look bewildered for a moment and theu pocket the change with a chuckle, ihe special delight er the lunatic waa iu satisfying himself ia this way that uine-tenths of his fellow men were dishonest if they .only bad. the opportunity. The Baugor Whig and Courier tayt that a nervous man in the sleeping-car ou the night tram lroin 1st. John, m few nights since, waa awaie when tht train stopped at a station, and lit heard the conductor call out "Jacoa liroofc." Jumpiug from hia berth ht seized a cumpauion in the berth abort him, dragged the uutortuate man out into the middle of the car, aud strove lo rush him to the door shouting tt the same time: "The axle's broie! The axle's broie! We're all goiug to destruction 1" It was some linat be fore he was calmed dowu enough lo understand that he bad niisuader stood the couductor. Slatington. Pennsylvania, claims the biggest irl. The damsel ia a daughter of Joel Neff, ten yearsof age, measures four feet seven inches ia height, four leet four inches around the shoulders aud weighs 139 pounda. she ia well proportioned for one of her size, enjoys perfect health, and ia at quick iu her movements at any girl of her age. . , A remarkable instance of the force of conscience conies from Boston.- A police officer, who had a pitcher con taining a piut of milk stolen from hit door step, a few mornings since, waa surprised to fiud, soon after,, that the cohscience-strickeu thief had returned tbe pitcher, with four cents to pay for the mdk. It does not pay to bt a faithful dog at Rochester, N." 11. A tui n lately left his tiewfuundland dog to guard hi aleigh ; a boy attempted to get in, wbereupoa the energetic cauiue bor rowed half a-pouud uf flesh front hia leg, only to be given up to tht frieuds ot the boy and shot. A Georgia negro who had hia skull split opeu by a spade last spring, fell lately from a high scaffolding aud a crowd gathered arouud him to tea him die ; but he on'. smiled, borrowed a chew of tobacco from the coroner aud passed over on the other aide. Perpetual motion baa beta discov ered iu tbe tongue of a lite insurance agent. A Boston drummer disputes the honor with him.