The Forest Republican. (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, April 23, 1873, Image 1

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II FUifLlSItED EVERT WEDNESDAY, BY
W. 11. DUNN,
ofpicb nr soBnrsoif bohwek's BtnxDMu,
ELM BTREET, TIOHBBTa, PA. ..
"TERMS, $2.00 A YEAR.
. Mo Subscription received for a shorter
. period than three tnonthai I v '
Correspondence solicited from all parti
of the country... Nonotloo will betaken of
nnonymou communications.
BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
TI0HE3TA LODGE
Xo. 809,
I. O. of O.F.
MEKT8 every Friday arming, at 7
o'clock. In the Hall formerly occupied
tT the Good Teinplara.
. II. HASLET, K. O.
3. T. PALE, Hoc'y. 27-tf.
Samuel D. Irwin,
ATTORNEY, COUNSELLOR AT LAW
and REAL ESTATE AGENT. 1K'
ruislmcss promptly attended to.' Tloncsta,
Fa. 40-ly.
mRWTOK PBTTIM. MILE W. TATS.
. PETTIS a TAT It,
'ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
A b SrraW, " TIOXESTA, JU.
'
W, W, Kuan, Gwrg, A. Jenkj,
timnm, r. rilU.,r.
Mason Jertks, !
ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Office on Elm
Street, above Walnut, Tlnuesta, I'h.
F.W.Hays,
ATTORNEY AT LAW. and NaT ART
Public, Keynolda HukiU A Co.'s
Block, Seneca St., OH City, Fa. 39-ly
S XINBBAIt.
r. n. asiiLir.
EIXXEAli t SMILEY,
JMtorneya at Law, - Franklin, Pa.
PRACTICE In the several Court of Vo
A Dango, Crawford, Forest, and adjoin
ing couutica. 39-ly.
I. B. MARK!,
P. D. FAS8ETT,
II AMI ISA FA8SETT,
Attorneys at Uw, TituavUla Penn'a.
PRACTICE In all the Court of Warren,
Crawford, Forest and Venango Coun
ties, 49-tf
niYSICIAXStC SVJIOEOXS.
J. WriAJfS, V. , and J. E. BLAINE, K. D,
Having entered into a co-partnership, all
eallN, night or day, will receive immediate
attention, oil Wat residence of Dr. Wi
Bana, Klin fit., Tioncsta, Pa, .... . S6-lv
; Charles B. Arolart,
DENTIST, Centre Street, Oil Citr. Pa
Iu Simons' Mock.
" Lawrence House, .
WM. LAWRENCE, PmiptiiKioK. This
house haa .lust been oiicnrd ta the
publio and the furnituro and titlintrx are
all new, (iuostswill be well entertained
at reasonable rates, la Hitnulod on Kin St.,
opposito Superior Ltim)orC-o, Store, 30-1 y
Tlonesta House. -
MITTEL. Proprietor, Kim St. TIo-
neata. Pa., at the mouth of the crock,
Mr. lltle has thoroughly renovated tlie
Tloneata Mouse, and ro-furniNhed it com
pletely. All who patronir.e him will Imj
well entertained at reasonable rates." SO Iv
FOrEST HOUSE, ; "
D BLACK PROPRIETOR. Opposite
Court Houno, Tlonesta, Pa. Jut
opened. Evorythinir new anil clean and
fresh. The best of liquors kpH constantly
an hand. A portion of the public pntrmi
age in respectfully solicited. . . 4-17-lv
Sco'l Hoube, i '.
I?AOUNUCS, PA., K. A. Roberts, Pro
prietor. This ho'el haa Iipoii recently
r-turnishod and now odors superior ae
coiumodations to gr.oa'a. , ii-ly.
. Dr. J. L. Acomb. '
PHYSICIAN AND 81 RG ICON, who haa
)iad fifteen yearn' expciii-iice In a lare
and auweHtflul practice, will attend all
Profcional Calla. Uttico in hi Drug and
Wrocery Stora, located iu Tidionle, near
Tldloute Houkc.
IN HIS STORE WILL BE FOUND
A full aaaortniont of Medicines, Liquor
Tobacco, Cipara, Stationery, Glaus, Paints,
Oilt, Cutlery, all of the lt quality, and
'Will lie aold at reasonable rate.
1R. CIIAS. O. DAY, an experienced
Phyaician and DruR;Ut from New 'York,
haa charge of the Store. Al preseriplioim
put up accurately.
a. a. ht. J , . jo . alutl 1 0 a! ur.
ma r, park as C O.,
S OiT EI .K, S f
Corner of Elm A Walnut Sta. Tionoata.
' Bank of Discount and Deposit, '
Interest allowed on Tin'6 Deposit.
OollevtinaoiadjsonaH UiePrinoip! points
. pf the V. . , ; .
Collections solicited. . iS-ly.
! e. A BAL. r,il. J, T. PI.l,CVr.
flAVIJIGS BANK,
- - Tionoata, Forcat Co., Pa. '
IThia Bank tranaacUi a Ooncral Banking,
L'ollectinir and Exchano Husincaa,
Dratta on tho I'rincipal Cities of the
iL'nited Sta tea and Europe bought and sold.
Uold and Silver Coin and Government
Sacnritiea boiiKht and aold. 7-30 Bonds
,convortd on the moat fhvoruhle terma.
inturost allowed on time uopoaita,
.Mar. 1.11,
D. W. CLARK,
(OOMKIWIlONtlt'S CLEHK, rOBWST UO., FA.)
HEAL fiSTXTH ,4a ext.;
HOUSES and Lots fwKaleand nENTC
- Wild Landa Tor Sale. lt
i have superior fnciilitie for OHcortttlnlug
the condition ot'taxMHiid ta doedx, .,
and am thcrcforo quaUUeti to act. iutnlli.
jjently iih Binit of thoso living at a dis
tance, owuliiir land in tho County.
vnuou in vnininissioiiers tioojn, Court
louse, TiiiiH', l'a. J;
4 l lr.
I'. W. CLARK, j
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"ll. Fl.l I 1 . I.! ... . ... 1
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VOL. VI. NO. 4.
IVeir Rarlln(( IIoumc. '
MR". S. S. HULINOS has built a arKa
VlSltSda to bwr t!hise.an4 Is now pre
pared to accommodate a number of perma
nent boarders, and all transient onos who
may favor her with their patronage. A,
(rood stable haa recently lieen hnilt rta ao-,
commodate the horses of irncstn. Chara;a
reasonahle. Residence on Kim St., oppo
site H. Haslet's utoro. 3-ly.
A. II. PARTRIDGE,
n
' DP.ALBR IM l
F TJ IrT X T? TT E,
CHAMBER 8UITS, SOFAS, TABLES', .'.
CHAIRS, BEDSTEADS, MAT
TRESSES, LOUNGES,
. SPRING BEDS,
AC, AC,
mamixg ricTunm,
' A Bf RClALTT,
Has a Isrpe variety of Moulding of all
kinds, and will frame to order all pictures
brought to him in any style to suit citato
more. Rooms In second Htorv of Bonner C Mc
Kay'f uew Uijldhif;,'; Elm HtTionesta,
Pa. ' -' ' 39-3m
OHTISTO A HOHKY,
CENTRE STREET, OIL CITY, PA.,
COOKS,
;'tv
STATIONERY,
.,
FANCY GOODS,
v
TWINES. i
TOYS, INKS,.
WIIOLKSJAI.K AD RKTAIIm
. . .... ,,.... -
AV . '-
Booki, Newspapers and Magazines
i v : a . ; v -
MAILED TO ANY ADDRESS
At puhlishera fates.
3(t-lv
GROCERY RNO PROVISION STORE
)rx rrox est a .
" : I
GEO. W. BO VARD & CO.
HAYE Inst brought on a complete and
cw eiully selected stock of
FLocu," V '
gkocerils,
, provisions;
and everythinjr necexsary to the complete
stock ofatlmt-elBJisf'rocery I loise, which
thoy have opened out at their enUiblisli
meiit on Hlmit., flrst door uorth of M. E.
Church. '
' v - i . 'TEAS, : V
COKFKES, SUGARS,
iSYRCM. - FRUITS,
SPICES, . J
UAMI, e.-oc7r) HitlJ,,, LARD,
A Xli PllO r.VO.Y.? OF A LL'KIXVff,
at tho nweatcaxh jiriocs. Qooila warrant
ed to be of tlie lict quality. Cul) and ex
amino, and we believe we can suit vou.
i GEO. W. BOVARD A CO.
Ian., ti;. ,
tONFECTION ARIE
S.
I
AG NEW. at the Post Oflice. has
t. opoijcd out a cJioW lot of
t CROCERI E8,
COXt'ECTTOXATlTES:--" , .
CANNED FRUITS,
TOBACCOS,
NOTIONS OF UL KINDS.-
A portion of the patronage of the public
is rcsspectfully solicited.
H-tf : 1j. AGNEW.
NEBRASKA GRIST MILL, ;
HMIE GRIST MILL at Kebraaka (Lacy.
X town,) Forest county, has lieen thor
otik'Uly overhauled and re tit ted in rirht
olass order, and ia now runuing and doing
all kind of
CTNTOJI GRIKDIHG.
' FLOUR, '
FEED, AND OATS.
Constantly on hand, and acid at the very
lowoat tig u re,
-tiiu . H. W. LEDEBUR.
LOTS FOR SALE !
4:.,, ;. in the,.
BOROUGH OF TIONESTA.
4pjlj topEO. G. SICKLES, '
7 t, Naau St., Nw yorfc ar.
,T10NE5STA;.M:,;
SELLIK ITlLDLOfE,;
fcr. . t. '
i.t
Tlie Stockton itago-coacb, flrawn ty
lfour-iu-hnd, was slowly -weRdiiiR (t
way through one of the canons of the
Sierras In tlia Southern Mines ona
beautiful May aflernoou, loaded do wo
with a pni-ty of Eastern tourist, on
tlielr wjtf to tho Big Trees and Yose
mite, by way of Sonora. Tho driver,
genial, ' communlcRtive individual,
who bad driven on that line for .years,
glanced around upon tho passengers
who sat upon the top of the conch,
ml speakitig to one of tlicm, who, al
tlougli not oiie. of the. totinstg, hnd
made himself very agreeable by bis
chatty, snccdotnl stylo ofconvcrsatioti,
asked if he remembered tho locality
through Which they were ' passing.
" I should say I did, Sura,1 for 1 mined
In this bur Uiree years .during the lig
excitement in theM diggings," rcplibd
the Individual addressed,
Hudson's . Bar was : before my
time," suld tho driver, as ho threw his
long lash over tho back of. the near
wheel-horse.
"Yes, you commenced " mining
In '57, and tlie bar's palmy days were
in '6V? returned tho other. - -.
V. Perhaps the gentlemen . would'nt
mind listening to that Wilillovo yarn,
Bill, and as TvdVe grot m honr or so
' before . sundown it, will help tq pa
.the. time," insinuated driver, who
hoped to draw his friend Out and keep'
his passengers' ' awake,- a, well as
relieve hinnell'of Uio sometimes sense
less -questions ' propounded- by bis
.' outsiders.' i ...
" If you have no objection, sir, we
would like .to hear the' .'story," snid a
Boston, merchant who occupied a seat
noxt to the Californiun.
" Well," coi-nmeucfd tho pa3cngcr
; addrcs&ed, you probably uoticed a
short distance back, a collection of
. deserted huU, once a thriving mining
camp, filled with men of .every char
acter from all partsr of tho world,
kecking that all-absorbing object of
the day gold. Tho town for it
boasted a Bella Union" Hotel, Post
. Oflice, and a scor j of saloons, besides
the houses, cabins and places of busi
ness of the inliabi:auts va called
Hudson's Bar, and did not enjoy tho
niont enriablo reputation for law aud
ortler. .- . v . '
j' "During tho Spring of'03 there
cunie to Hudson's Bur two persons,
from no one knew where, who ex
erted a great influence upon the com
munity ' almost as soon as they
alighted in front of the hotel. One of
them .'was a wouiuu,. and such' a
woman I Beauty Is no name, for the
charms alio poaeod. A deep blue
ye t'nt up riled like a suake's aud
iKoiued to look you through aud
tiiitnih; a face that was that of a
child's in appearance, surrounded by
wuviu yellow hair that hung like
ciiscadeof amber over her shoulders,
which, like the rest of her form, were
beautifully rounded and of delicate
mould. Her companion was a man
. whose maimer indicated the man of
the world, and withal a sharper, one
of those men who in cities have tho
prefix of 'confl.lenco' to their uamc3.
II U general apponrance was not at all
prepossessiutj to tlie rcade.' of human
nature, although be was well calcu
lated, to - opcrato succesafuly in his
'profesi-ion.' Tho .residents of the
B-ir discovered shortly after their
arrival that the' name of the two
travelers as written upon tlio hotel
register . were 'Ga-orgn Wildlove and
lady,' but as womeu were seldom
designated -ladles ' in those days, the
hotel keeper said he 'guessod he muaut
she was his wife-.''
"Tlie two iicw arrivals soon came
out in Uieir true colors. 1 He was a
gambler, aud she a flirt and coquette,
li) the wild, free lite of the mines
such things were taken as a matter of
' course, and a , hundred rough men
would have given all they possessed
for a smile from Nellie "Wildlove.
The influence the woman' exerted
over these men. causad many dollars
to flowinto) bor- husband's faro-bank
at' tlie Arcade, for she generally
wound up a lively conversation with
some rich Missourlan or Southerner,
who owned a paying claim ' below
the dam,' by tolliii-r him that no ouo
knew what might happen if George's
bank was broke,' leaving bor victim
to infer that if he succeeded in break
Ing the Anauuial venture Qf Wildlove,
an elopement might, be in order.
Pays rolled on, however, but Wild,
love's aUkire only i grew i more pres.
perous, although hi lay-out' was
surrounded night and day by a crown
of men eager to ' break that bank, and
see what Miss Yellowhair would do
about it ;' but the crash never camo,
'coppered Jacks' and three-time-losers
notwithstanding.
"Two young men had been work
ing together lor somu time tin the Bar
in a good claim about ouo mi'.'e from
the town, and had, of cr.fyv': heard
APIUL23.1873
of tlie sensation of the 1oy. They
hail sern Ncllio Wlldlovej.pni won
dered. .Froin .wondering they had
begun to talk with each other aboiil
hcr, loit'(liei''proS-Ct nd exbvption to
tho general rule, and admired the
la'ciiiaiing' httle bautj,',f hr.n, botit,
being mun. of superior sense andedu
cntiou, tluiy oertit to ieii'f4t.for .
neither of Ihem believed' that she was
the wife of George Wildlove.' , When
Henry Cinmr and AVill Novji-s com
inonoud" anything they generally
carried it -'thnnrgh-J nnd," working?
torellie.", tlicy bouniij cc.-t'.ii iu Uspir.
own miuils that the objoct of their
admiration 'was tlnmarriod. ' Nevers
finally , axked her point-blank sue
night at. a ball whether he wasuH
right, mid sho ftMiikly replie 1 Hint ho
was, at tlii) same time giving him such
a glanco vtliat loft no doubt of the
truth of that reply. Nevers repeated
tho conversation to Clamor, who was
a wild, lia"uin-scnruni fellow, fall of
animal spirit, And who immediately
commenced: laughing at tho idea, and
'pmlsTng',' ."Nevers Tor bis shrewd
ness.; Never, who was of a stendtbr
disposition, tlton:flit he could read his
friend's; .Inmost thoughts, and, as he
'left him, 1 muttered, 'he has designs.'
'These two men becamo ' almost
constant titors at tho hotel, coming
when i others woro away aud Nellie
was "alone. , Clamor enlivened the
conversation with hU jovial wit,.whilo
Novcrs handled tho weightier and
mora sober subjects that might arise.
Both soon became favorites of Nellie,
aud sho never hinted a word to them,
eitlior, about George Wildlove or his
faro bank at the Arcade. Walks la
the soft twilight down to the creek or
tip the road became frequent, and ns
tiino passed, slio begun to show a
preference), first for. .ouo and then for
the other, which ' engendered hard
feelings in the breasts of the two
frioud4,for both had already begun so
crotly to love this beautiful creature.
Outsiders had watched thtf 'growinif
intimacy between tVa three, and
although a few epuxht to stir tip feel
ings of jealously W George Wildlove,
they had not as yet succeeded, for
ultliougii Clamor dud Nevers seldom
.visited, .his game,, ho was made to
understand by Nellie that ' it was all
right.'
"The little fpark of pique in the
lieirl3" "of the two friends, .caused Iry
Nellie's changing preferences,, was
gradually, iauncd - into ; somoUiin
stronger," and fj-oin visiting her at
tliflcrcnt hour they at last dissolved
partnership in " tho claim,' Nevers buy
ing Clamor out. One evening Clamor,
while walkiug'jjistlejily along Hie
road, observed Nellie loaning very
lovingly upon Never's shoulders, talk
ing to him very earnestly, and next
day Nevers came suddenly upon tho
ficklo girl and Clamor just ashc kissed
her lips .without tho least resistance
on her part.
From that moment a deadly ant-mo.-ily
sprang up between the two,
e cli thinking that tlio oilier held the
nllectious of n changeable gil'U
"A collision between these , two
men cijitUj n'c fbo!. avoided, aiid one
night they met. Tlie Arcade was
crowded, George Wihllove's game
being in full blast, while I ho halls were
rolling for ' rondo' on another table.
Nevers, while watching the latter
game, was aceusted by a fiicnd, who
informed him that Clamor was look
ing for him.' . lie aknl bis informant
where Chnhorwaa, (m! teamed. that
be was bcti !;ig hcuvily at Wildlovu'a
tal'ic. , Visliin j to avoid any trouble
i'nat might ariu by s eetuiug to seek
a meeting between himself and Clamor,
whom he knew was intoxicated, he
ntlcmpted to leave the place by a rear
door, when he was confronted by the
very jejsou Lin, wishod -to- avoid,
Clanlor presented a" pistol and told
him to slop or ho would, fire, adding
that ho wished U, talk to him. The
manner of Clamor was so insolent,
and the danger so imminent, that
Nevers could not do otherwise than
dash the pistol from the in suiter's
hands.' -Clamor made a motion as if to
draw another, when. Nevers struck
liiiu full iu the face, felling him to the
lioor. lie then mado bis escape, beiutr
unarmed and unwilling to risk au af
fray in that place. . Next morning he
received a formal challenge from his
former friend, which he accepted, and
ciiobo common duelling pistols, to be
used at fifteen paces. The secouds
limned six o'clock that evening as tho
t;mo, ,,..,! . . :" .iv.
' At :80 o'olock both parties;
wishing to bo in time, were upou the '
ground, and alter conferring with '
iheii seconds,' prepared for the tight
without speaking a word to each other.
Both were comparatively calm, al
though a scarcely distinct pallor upon 1
Clamor's face showed the agitatiou of
bis uiiud.
" The principals took their places
opposite each other ; tho pistols were
handed to tho men who were about
$2 PER ANNUM.
to attempt ca,cit others, lives, and as
the sun. diiappjaml . behind Table
Mountain the word wns given to. lire.
Two shots rang out on Hie cool even
ing breeze, nnd' reverberated among
the pin'cS on tlit hillside." I'he echoes
ittd no( ceased Us "Clamor staggered
nrV-lcIl -'to "the ground, the blood
rnsTililg' in-' ' stream from his lelX
breast.' 'Novcrs' had remained erect,
wiCh the smoking pistol' iu his hand,
tiut'ti inmneiit aiterward bis face as
sumed a deadly pallor,- nu.l In', (oO,
auk dorrplitS h!rt satiiriU-ud, wiln
lirbO(,''Kliovtnj that he had becu tear
fully, ifu6t iliort.tl'.y wounded. '
"Both of, the second?, who wer
lle only persons present execpt tii
principals, bad hurried (o tho i-ide oi
Clamor, and did not Fee Never, full.
Clamor mov ed his IH,' and bending
nearer, the two men caught t!ie word1;,
Tell Will to come.' He lhcn bee imo
insensible, hut the seconds u:i lers!oi.
that he wished to syenk to Never I'C
fore he did, for tlicy s iw that the
.wound was ni.ulal, an I looked around
for Will, wbo:n they ha lleil sta;i;liny,
Tfioy wcro horrnr-strioken to set that
he was stretched upon the gra-s, with
the blood gushing from hismotuhau I
! nostrils. t They brought Uim to where
Clarho was lying, and. by tlio ni l of.
a stiuiuiaiit, brought b'nu to. Harry,
bad recovered suilieiciitly to spu-ik to
bis formor friend iu broken seulenca,
the substance of which was a plea for
forgiveness, to which Nevers- nodded
assent, for he could not as yet spoa'c.
"Will, she said ftho'd bo a sister
to me', and kissed ma, lict-au-A I asked
.her,' were the words that followed.
li ''Groat God 1' exclnVnwd Nevers,
summouiug tip strength wMi a snier
human cflbrt ; ' I have-shot you, Har
ry, nnd caused my own death, for a
girl that could not love cither of us,
and is already married.' ' I dl tn'l
know that,, Will, arid. I fa to blame
for forcing vou to fit-lit me,' answered
the dying man. "Nevermind, Harry;
we are both' going ;' anil "with thorn
words upon his lips, Nevers raised'
himself and fell across hi, friCnas
body, for Clamor was dead..
' "Two mm returning from their
labor on tho -creek wcro met by the
socon.lsV'aud having the necessary
implements, were conducted to the
scene of the dtiol, who. e the body of
poor Clamor was soon placed under
tho ground, no collin being deemed
iiecessa--y. '
Nevers was carried to tho canin
in au insonsible condition, nnd being'
placed in a roohi at tlin hotol. was at
tended br two physicians -'practising
in the cauipj . The news of a duel
spivad throughout- the community,
aud '-rcatcd more chagrin among the
rough inhabitants than sM'iOv or ex
citement, for many had resolved to b)
present the next iuoruinr, and desig
nated the I'U'n of the duellists as 'a
mean dirty trick, uuivoilhy of gun tie
men.' Nellie Wildlove, who- was
really a woman of fine sensibilities,
grew sick, at heart when sh't heard ot
tho tragedy, aud visited, tho, room
where Nevers was lying botweon li!u
and death,. Her lover did not rocig
plzo her, and she left, filled with
strange thoughts for a woman of her
class. , .
" As she passed aloni tlio hall
George Wildlove, who had at that
moment ascended the stairs, slopping
Lcr, Sikiug. iu a ouU vfie wlcre
she lml beomt.NclllikttWiic't in Ihu
mood to submit to insolei co at that
mi.ineiit, and rejilied that it was none
of his business ; whereupon Willi, vo,
who was intoxicated, male a moiiou
as if to rtriko her, and wo ild probably
have done to had he not ie -e!ved a
blow himself Irom behind, which sent
him loeliiiffaftitfnst the wall.'' A tall
wel'. -Iressed ' man had dc'iv!;el (he
blow, and disdaining all notice of thn
nu'oreaiit whom he h id struck, sioo 1
gazing fnt a moment at the frightened
woman who stood before lilm. The
only words -tho stranger a-asheird to
Utter were, ' Mr;', Jones, vou' will
please to follow your hnsi-and ; he
lias followed you aud your paramour
long enough.' Mrs. Jones, us the
man had called her, did nut reply ;
but with a faltering step, followed her.
hut-band from the hotel, while Wild
love stood ;. treurhlbig against the
wooden part itioitt ' - . 1 ,
" A wagon drawn by two mustangs,
containing a ftiuu nnd Woiilan, was
seen by a crowd et miners aud gam
biers assembled in front of tho Arcade
Saloon, as jl jallltd out of iho tump
on the road to Chinese 'amp, and
they knew that Nellie Wildlove would
never again return to llmUou's Bar.
" There is Sonora, gentlemen, uud
a I shall remain there and you shall
sto in Columbia, we shall part in a
lew moments."' j
Tlie narrator passed his haiid across
ills brow us he concluded, uud leaned
back iu his scat n if lie hud told all 1
that was ncce- ary ; but the tourbts
commenced a sci io of qnenions iu re
gard to tho uarraiiou, which drew out
tho fact that Wildlove was banged
Rates of Advertising.
Ond Sniinred inch, lone Incrtion - Hot
OneSiiinro . one month - -3 0"
One Square t- ' tliroe mouths - B 00
One S(itnre " one year - - 10 On
TwweWjHare, vnm year- 15 00
unrinrt ol. " - - - - no 00
Half ' ' " " -' -'- - M 00
One " " - - - 100 W)
I ccrnl notices at rutabllHhcd rates.
Miirriaitc and dcitth notices, (rrotls.
All lilllu fill. r,.rlu ailvnrh. mil, Ml.
jlectcd quarterly. Tcnipornry advertise
ments uiOHt be'pnid for in advance.
I Job work, Cash on Delivciy.
near I'lacerville about a year alter Iho
affair nt Hudson's Bar, for some viola
tion of the laws of Judge Lynch, nnd
that Never recovered entirely from
bis, wound. " What has become of
him V" asked one of tho pnssongers,
as tho stage stopped in front of tlio
City Hotel in Sonora. " AVliat tins be
come of him ?" repented tho stranger,
as he climbed down from the conch
" Well, ityouaskSam,lhcre(pointiug
to the driver), he miirht tell you that
my name is Bill Nevers," and the,
stranger passed into the hotel. .
Fun From to :;chais.
" Hints on V.H pielte.
The more distant your friends are,
the more you should c-dl if you want
to make yourself hoard. " .
When you take a friend home to
dine with you for tho first time, count
the plaii-s heforo you let him go home.
It caves subsequent awkwardness.
If a friend wants lo borrow an uin- '
brclla, Send for a policeman at once,
and give him In charge. It will guard
against a repetition of the orror. ' ' .'
Should you happen In a discussion
to find that you audyouropponentare
likely to lake opposite views, knock'
htm down at once, tor fear yon should"
be led Into a quarrel. . '
Ills i:ai llniiiiiVes.
. Many years ago there was in the
lunatic asylum at Worcester a kind
of crazy Davy Crockett, who fancied
that ho could do anything that could
bo. done, and a little more. One day:
a good many visitors were walking ,
slowly through the halls examining ;
them, and occa-ionally saying a word .
or two to the patiuiits. After a very
courteous reception of a goutlemaii
who mentioned that be had come from-.
South Carolina, tho crazy man inter- :
ruptcd him abruptly with t . ;'
Have yon felt any -of my earth
quakes down there lately ?'' . .
One of .the visitors replied,;" No ;
we've had nothing of the kind where
Hive.:'. : - "'
i" I thought so; I know it," returned
the patient, frowning. I have an
enoniy. Ice I lee I Why, I ordered
one of my very best earthquakes .for
your part of the country. It was to
liavo ripped up the earth, nnd sent the
Mississippi into the Gulf of Mexico.
Look here,"' he continued, pointing to
a crack in tho plastering,1' that's one
of my. earthquakes. What do you
think of thnt ? I've ot more orders
forcarthqnakps than loan attend toll!
a year. I've got four coming oft up
North this afternoon -two in Ver
mont." An old yet good story, which has
not ot appeared iu print, so far as we
know, is told of a Hulliilrt holol-keep-er,'w
hp engaged a hahdsnnnv well-drc.K-d
bar-keeper, who parted his "
hair in the middle and wore a diamond
riug.: In I wo years fhereuMcr the ho-"'
tel-keepcr became insolvent, his es-
tablbdimciit was sold out by the sher
iff, and the purchaser was none other
than (he bar-keeper. Cut of compas
sion he engaged his old employer to
compound the insidious cocktail and
tho toothing smash. In two years
more the whirligig ol time had brought :
about his revenges, and the hotel was
again sold out, This time tho first
proprietor bought it back. But be
did not rc-cngage that bur-keeper. :
The editor of a daily paper in Mad-l-on.
I ud., has been serenaded nt uiglit
by a paityot young women. Madi.
son is probably the only town iu the
Lulled Stales where this species of
idiocy is uot monopolized by young"
tni'ii,
'George A. Sala has issued anew
b aoli untitled " Under Hie Sim,'' Tha
public have le.truv.l ull ol that they
w.sh to the piuL suaijii; so if ha
yams to siic-ued let him advcrii
jiiiclhing from tlmolhcr side. ; u..
Tiic following notice of death In the '
Columns of a contemporary is quite -callable
of two meanings : Maria B., .
v ite of Henry B., Um., aged 80 yean.
Hw lived M Ull her husband 00 year,
and t'.ied iu tho coulidcut hope of
belter lit'-'."" .'.
' It takes t'me ta make aspirants for '
, literary fame iiiideistaud that, tho col
tuiins of a uuwi-pnpcr are nut to bo '
ilevotcd exclusively lo rhetorical ilis- .
j'liy. When eonlributoi'S send in'
news roudeu-o 1 in tho smallest possi
ble since; iviilio.it LeiuiUlul suu
tence.s then editor. r!: u.i und Siv,
li es- you, my cliil iren, ble-4 jou!'
Tho fashion il utilizing ouo luirt of
tin) human body to repair another is
extending. A young man in Waver
ly, N. Y., had his foot unshed by a-'
car, and a spare of se veral Inches on
the upper pari thmghi'd idV. Several
piiiov of lb-i.lt wi-rc taken oil" l he man's
tiriiv and planted m the woiunl, some
two wc L.- uw- and l ave all " luUeu
h'dd," iiii-l the tV-jl h l.ot iccot crina.
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