II 18 PLBLISHKI) KVF.IST VHIIMMIUT, BY J V. It. Dl T NX. OrriCB IN ROBINSON & BONNER'S BUILDIBO, TF. It MS, tXW A Y ft A It. No FUilneelptioim r-t veil for it shorter period than tliruo ninetlm. Correspondence ioHeited from nil parts nf tup country. No notice will be taken ol annon vinous cnuiuiuu lent Ion. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. TIONESTA LODGE r- fr' i . v). oi ir. rs pvorv Thursday evening, lit 7 lock. In tli- I lull Inriiirrly occupied by thet thcdood Templars. M. 1TTKL. N. . "W. It. lil'NX, Soc'y. 27-11". Snmui'l D. Irwin, ATTOUNKY.COUNSKLLolt AT LAW and RIO A I . KSTATK A KNT. Lomd business prmnptlv attended to. Tinuostn, Pa. ' -HM.V. Ml I. ItS W. TATK. PUTTIS A TAT E, . ATTORNEYS AT LAW, im rM, TIOSKUTA , PA . W.W.Ku.1, Qrorju A. Jik KrMk.tU., r. Mason, A Junks, A TTORNKYS AT I, AW. Olllro on Kim XV Street, above Wulinit, Tioiipsta, Pa, . W. P. Mercllllott, ttornf.v aicounsklou AW I Tloueeta, Fa. Olllce on Kim Stieet. Tb professional service of the lion. 8. 1. Johnson can lioaeciireil through ine'if )Mlred In any himiiici entrusted to inc in Forest l'o, Collection promptly attended, to. Also Real Kstate Agent. F.W.Hays, ATTOKXKY AT LAW, mid Notaiiy I'I-iii.K', KevnoMs llnkill A Co.'s lilork, Seneca SI., (HI city, I'n. 3'.My George V. Davenport, ATTOHXKY AT LAW. SH-. ial atten tion irivru to the iiivpatlmitioiiof Land Tltloa, Coiivryniu inir ami Collm'tioim in S'ciiaiixo, Cinwford and adjacent pountiiix. All liuini'Mn ironitlv attwlidod to. No. S Mcroiuililo lilork, ollCity, I'a. ly P. KI.IMKAIt. K. 11. HMII.KY. A' J.Y.VJJ Jl P SHIL K Y, Attorneys at Law, - - - Franklin, Pa. I ")KA('TIC'K In tlio ai voral Courts of Vo. nniitfo, ( nvwroril, rinvn, in id adjoin- I UK itiuulii1. aii-lv. J. K. II ARUM, 1. I. FAMKTT, UA U U IS tt PA SSK TV, Attorney at Law, Tltnavtllo Ponn'n. PUACT'fciti all tlio (.'ourtaof Wai-ron, Crawford, Koroxt and Venango Coiin tca. -!V-tf I I'IIYSIVIASS.K SVltUEOSS. j J, WIN&NS, M. tni J. E. BLAINE, M. D. Having entered into a oo-iartnerslii, all rails, intuit or day, will receive iinincliate att4itiou. oiMit' at rpaideneo f lr. Wi iiiiVim, Kim St., Tioncstix, l'n. :Hi-ly Charles 13. Ansurt, KNTIST, Centre Street, Od City, I'a. In Simons' lilork. I) Lavrprce House, 1T7M. LAWUKNl'K. l'lior'ii ktoii TIliH VV houae haa just lieen opened to the public and 'the fiirnituro mid liltiiix are all new. (itiPHla w ill lie well puteiiaiued at reaaonahlti raleM. la Nituatcl on Km St., pppoMile Superior t.unilier Co. Htore. S!t-ly Tlonrita House. ITTKL. l'ropi ictor, Klin St. Tio- M. IlPKln. I'a.. lit the mouth ofthnnreek. Mr. Ittla host thoroiifthlv rcnovtel tlio TloimuLa House, and re-furnished it eum ltlr. All who patrouixe him will he well tmtortained at reaHonalilu ralox. 'JO ly FCIEST HOUSK, D. ni.Atriv I'ltorrtiKTon. opp4iie Court llonav, ljouesta, la. nl nppned. Kvurylliiinrtipw and elaun ami fraah. Tlio he.it ol liunora koit constantly on hand. A portion of tlio piihlio pAtrou af U rvapueiriillMolicited. 4-17-1 V Scott Mouse, FAGL'NM'S, l, 1-:. A. Roliprta, Pro priutor. This lio'el has iiHi raerntly re-fiirnlnlied and now. olfera auperior ae- oinmodaliona to jruoa'a. 25-ly. Dr. J. L. Aconib, ! PHYSICI AN AN 0 SCUOKOX, who ha I had llfteen years' experience in a larftc A4ld aucccHnfuC practice, will attend til 1 frofcHMionul Calls. Olllre ill Ilia DrilK V111' MnKrrv niiirH, iiH'nicu in iiuiooiu, iiwi jridioute Hoijsp. f IX HIS H I'd UK WILL IlKKOCND jK full asaortnient of Modicines, Liiiuov Toh!oo, Cinars, Stationery, (ihisM, 1'aintN, ,i,)il,Cullorv, and line Grocerioa, all of tlio 1icm (uality, and will be aohl at leaaonalile rates. . II. R. Jll.'RUKSS, an ex'iienivd )ru Utfruin New York, has charge of tlio Store. All prescription put iipuoouratcly. tf. Mn. r. rKK. a. a uru.T. MA Y, VfHK .t CO., ;B .A. IN" i 'El IR, 3 , .Corner of Klm'.A Walnut Sts. Tioncata. Itank ofiiscouut and IX posit. Interest allowed on Time lppoiu. .VilleoUiiDSDindeiinall the I'rinelpal points of theH'. S. f Inlloctions soijijecd. 18-ly. ,'erO. A. DALB. Prt,l. J. T- IIAl.K, l'ttlcr. 3AVINGS BANK, -'-"'onesiaj Kurest Co., I'a. Tills Hunk tiansacUi a Gunerul Itaiiking, .IJollecting mid Kxcliauo liusiiuiw. Drafts on the Principal .Cities of tlio .United Stales and Kuropo bouuht and void. (old and Sdyi r Coin i)d (iovci nijctit -Securities bought and hold. 7-.su Itonds unveiled on tlie most I, i limbic tcruS, 1 nteiest allosvcd on linio ucpoaivs. War. 4, tl. . ne. VOIi. V. NO. 42. TENEYCK&VANDEltSAAL W IIOI.l:SAl.K A llfcTAII. c () xrix'Tio xictts. STORE: No. 3 Sontli Seneca Street, KKST IMHIR TO l'l)T nrKICB, MiMFinORT 31-1 v So. M Sorth Smrtn Strffl. Oil. CITY l'F.NN'A. D. W. CLARK, (COMMISHOSKU'h I'l.KHK, rcillKSTIU, PA.) JIEAL EST ATI-: A (7 IS XT. HOI'S KM and Lots for Snip and HKN'T' Wild lainda Tor Suit!. J . I liavo superior facilities for asrprtalning tli condition nt'taxes iiiul tax deeds. Ac, and mil therefore o,imllnid to a-t Intclli Hi'iilly a ais-iit of tliow llvina lit a dla tiinif'. owniTift IbikIm ill tlio County. (lllli'O hi ('oininlHHioiiura Kcmiiii, Court IIoiihp, Tioni'ala, I'a. 4-4 1-1 v. I. W. CLARK. Xow Itonrdlnjf IIoiimo. n I KS. S. S. HULINtiN has luillt a larKO It I adilition to her limian, and in now pre pared to accommodate a numlier of perma nent boarders, and all transient one who mav favor her with their patronage. A pxid Nlulile hna rpi-ontly hpett built to au coniniodatn the horans of (ruexta. Churiros reaMonaliln. npsideiice on Kim St., opM aitc S. I Inslet a atoro. -l-lv A. H. PARTRIDGE, tKAi.:n in IP IT 33j 1ST ITU IR CHAM RI'.U SUITS, SOl-'AS, TAItLKS, I'll AI KS, IIKOSTKADS, MAT TP. KSSKS. 1 .OCNfi KS, SritlNU l!KIS, AC., AC.. FHA Ml SO I'lVTUKKH, A KI'KflAI.TT, Huh a larue variety of Moiildius of all kindx. ami will franin to order all piclm-cH l.r'iniilit to him in any Ntyle to niit ei:alo n.crM. noouiM in hccoiiiI Mtory of Honnpr CMc Kiiv'h new l.uililinn, Kim St., Tioncxta, la." u1i-:iiu CKNTItK STItKKT, OIL CITY, I'A., BOOK.S, STATIONERY, FANCY OOOKS, TWIN ICS, TOYS, INKS, t IIUI.KHALB AMI ItKTAII.. Books, Newspapers and Magazines M AILKD TO ANY AODRKSS At puhliHlicrs rates. 8!t-ly GROCERY AND PROVISION STORE IX TIO$ES TA GEO. W.BOVARD&GO. nAVK i imt brought on a complete carel'iillv mdectcd stock of a and FLOUR, nitOCEKIES. PROVISIONS, and cver-StiinB necessary to the complete stock ofa nrat-classllriH-'ory House, which they have opened out at their establish ment on 101 in St., first door north of M. L'. Church. TKAS, COKI'KKS, Kl'liAVS, Fit I ITS, SYKUPS. bPHKS. hams, i.Aitn, A sn pro vismxs a pa i.i. kixm, at the lowest cash prices. Hoods warrant ed to bo of the lsi.it quality. Call and ex amine, and we believe we can suit you. (I HO. W. llOVARIl A CO. Jan. 0, 'Ti. QONFECTIONARIEg J AS. McK AY, at tho Post OffVce, has opened out a choice lot of COX ECT1 OX A HIES, C A XX ED FRUITS, 10KACC08, CJOAJW, AXD NOTIONS OF ALL KINDS, A portion of the patronaKO of tho public is icsspeclfully Bulit'ilcd. 40 tf JAS, M, McK AY, j reasonable K'inis. TIONKSTA, I'A., JANUARY, 2!) 187:?. THE. FAITHFUL GUEST. There was something I forget what lo take grandfather and grandmoth er away from home one day in Oetn- her of the vsur I lived with them in I Rum's Hollow. It nuy liavo been a J fimernl or some rcliKiotts meeting, for i lhev both dieve oil' dicsscd in tlieir ! best, in the gig, with old Ajsx har nessed lo it, and after I had tucked in I grandma's iron-grny silk skirt and ran back to the house for grandpa's "Pec i lades, and had seen tlio gig vanish in I the distance, I felt lonclj. Rnrn's I Hollow was a lonesome place nt all times; and the hnndsome rambling mansion, which miaht have sheltered a regiment, had a ghostly air about it when one walked through the upper rooms alone. There were but two servants in ti.e kitchen, Hannah Oaks and the Irish lad, Anthony. I heardthem laughing merrily together, for, though Hannnh was an old weman, she wns full of fun, and in five minutes the door opened, and Hannah mine with the tray. "I'lease, miss," said she, as she set it down, "may I run over to Mapletou to-night? My sister's married daugV ter had it boy last night, they say, and I want to see it lutt'rnlly it's the first I've ever had nf grand-niece or neph ew : "Who brought joti the nona?" I asked. "Anthony, miss," said Hannah "He met (ieorge thnt s my nieces husband when he was out nfler the eow, straying ns she always is, and he told him to 'tell UantmU she so grand aunt." "You may go," I said, "but don't stay late, (iraudpa und grandma may be away all night, and 1 fuel ner vous. To be sure, there is Anthony, but I never rely on him. Re certain not to stay late." I repeated this in juuetion with a sort of fright stealing over me a presentiment oi evil, l miirlit sav and soincthini; prompted mo to add, "Re back by nine." Why, I cannot sav. but I telt ns it, at tune. I should be" in some peculiar danger. Hannah promised, anil alter doing nil that I riuired,went away, and 1 heard her heavy shoes on the garden walk olilside. Kurly ns it was, I had dropped the curtains and lighted the wax candles on the maolcl, and I sat long over my tea, finding a certain companionship in it, as women of all ages will. I sat thus a long time, and was startled from my reverie by a rap at the door a timid sort of rap so that I knew at once that it wns neither member of the house nor an intimate friend. I waited, expecting Autho n v to answer the door, but riudinj; he diil not. went to it myself. - It had crown quite dark, and the moon rose- late that night. At first could only make out a kind of crouch ing figure at the bottom of the porch Rut when I spoke it advanced, and by the liL'ht of the hull lamp I saw u a black man. 1 had alwavshnd a sort of fear of a neirro, and instinctively shrunk away, but as J did so he spoke in a hu.ky whisper : "This is Massa Morton's isn't it?" "Yes," I replied, "but grandfather is out." I retreated. He advanced. "Please, miss," he said, "Judge R. sent me here. He said mnssa 'ud help me on. Let me stay here a night, miss. I's trabblud five davs sense 1 left him. Hidin' like. I's awful hun- gry, 'pears like I'd drop, i sa s nrter mo. For do lul aud ole tuas- ub ob heaben, miss, let me hide somewhere's, and gib me jes' a crust. Mas-fa Judge promise Massa Morton 'ud help nie, an' it's kept me up. Missus will, 1 know." I knew that srandfatlier had irivcn succor to some of these poor wretches before ; but I lelt that I might Dadoing wrong by admitting a stranger in his absence. Caution and pity struggled within me. At last 1 said : "You nave a note from the Judge, I suppose, sir." "1 had some writin on a paper, said the nion, "but I's lost it, do night it rained so. Ah! miss, 1 s telliu the trufi' Judge sent me, sure as I's a sin ner. I's been helped along so far, and 'pears like I mus'gettoCanady. Can't go back noway. Wife's dare,' nnd ue young uus. Got clear a year ago. Miss, I'll pray for you ebry day ob my life ef you'll jes' be so good to me. Ko will Dinah. Tank you, miss." For somehow, when ha spoke of wile and childreu, I had stepped buck and let him in. It was the back hall door at which the rap had come, and the kitchen was close ut hand. 1 led him thither. When 1 saw how worn he was. hew wretched ; hnnr his eyes Usteued, and how under iiis rough blue shirt his heart beat to that jou could c.oin,t the pulses, J -forgot wy cautjojQ. I brought ojjt cold meat aud bread, drew a inug of cider, and spread them en the table. I he negro ate voraciously, as only a "j 2'i tf " . K. Dl.nn. starving man could cat, and I left him to find Anthony, t whom I in tended to give directions for his lodg ing throughout the night. - To my surprise, Anthony wns no where about the houso or garden. Hannnh must have taken him with her across the lonely road to Maple ton. It was natural, but I felt angry. Yet I longed for Hannah's return, and listened very anxously until the lock struck nine. J lien, instead ot ler footsteps, I heard tlio patter of rain-drops nnd the rumbling of thun der, and looking out, saw tlmtii heavy storm was coining on. ow, certainly, grandpa nnd grand ma would not come, aim Jlaminh, wa.iing for the stwrni to pass, would not bo here for hours. However, my fenr cf the negro wns quite gone, and I felt a certain prido in conducting myself bravely under these trying cir cumstances. Accordingly I went up stnirs, found in the attic sundry pillows and bol sters, and carried them kitchenward. "Here," I said, "make yourself a bed on the settee yonder, nnd be easy for the night. No one will follow you in such a terrible storm as tins, and, no doubt, grandpa will nssistynu whe.u he returns home. Good-night." "Uood-night, nnd (Sod bless von, miss," still speaking in a very husky whisper. And so 1 left him. Rut 1 did not tro up stairs to my bed-room. I intended for that night to remain dressed, and to sit up in grandpa's arm-chair, w ith candles nnd a book for company. Therefore I locked the door, took tlio most com fortable position, and opening a vol ume, composed myself to read. JJeading 1 tell asleep. How long 1 w mi, a , slept I cannot tell. I was c i by a low sound like the prying of a diisel. At first it mixed with inv last dream I so completely that I took no liceu ot it, but at last 1 understood that some one was at work upon the door. I sat perfectly motionless, il-c blood curdling in my veins, and still chip, chip, chip went the horrible little in strument, until at last I knew whence the sounds came. Rack of the sitting-room wns grand pa's study. There, in a great oldliish loucd chair, were stored the family silver, grandma's jewelry, nnd sundry sums of money nnd important pnptis. The safe itself stood in it closet in a recess, and nt the closet the thief was at work. The thief ah ! without a doubt the ucgro 1 had fed and sheltered. Perhaps tho next uct would be to murder nie if I listened. Tho storm wns still raging; but, though the road was lonely, better that than this house with such horrible company. I could not save my grandfather's property, but 1 could save my own life. I crept across the room and into the hall, and to the door. There, softly us I could, I unfastened the bars and bolts, but, alas! one was ubove my reach. I waited und listened. Then I moved a hall chair to tho snot and climed upon it. In doing so 1 struck in v Mi milder against the door frame. It was but a slight noise, but at that moment the chip of the chisel stopped, I hoard a gliding foot, and, horror of horron', a man came from the study, sprang towards me, and clutched me with both hands, holding my arms as in a vice, while he hissed in my car: "You'd tell, would you? you'd call help ? You might better have slept, you had; for you see you've got to pay for waking. I'd rather hev let a chick like you oh"; but you know me now. and 1 can't let you live." I stared in his face with horror, min gled with an awful surprise; fur now J that it was close to me I saw, not the negro, but our own hired man, Antho ny Anthony, whom I had supposed miles aw. y with Hannah, He was li.tlu moie than a youth, nnd I had given him many u presunt, and always treated him well. 1 plead with him kindly. Anthony, I never did you any harm ; I am young ; I am a girl. Don't kill me, Anthony, lake the money, but don't kill me, for poor grandma's suke." "You'd tell on nie," said Anothny, doggedly. "Likely I'd be caught. No, I have got to kill you." As he spoke he took his hands from my shoulders aud clutched my throat fiercely. I had time to utter oue suffocating shriek ; then I was strangling, dying, with sparks in my eyes, aud a sound of roaring waters in my ears, and then What had sprung on my assassin, aith the swift silence of a leopard? What had .clutched me from him, and sUtoxJ over b.iuu with something glitter ing mUu-v liis heart? The mist cleared away the blurred mists that had irathercd over inv eves; as sight re lumed I saw the negro with his foot upon Anthony's breast. fbove the bunk, Tidiintlc, Pa. 4Vtf $2 l'KK ANNUM. Tho fugitive whom I had housed and fed had saved my life. Ten minutes after ten minutes in which but for that poor slave's pres ence I would have been hurried out of life the rattle of wheels and the tar dy feet of old Ajax were heard with out, nnd my grandparents were with inc. It is needless to say that we were not ungrateful to our preserver; need less, also, to tell of Anthony's punish ment. It came out during his trial that he had long contemplated the robbery; that the absence of my grandparents appearing to afford an opportunity, he had decoyed Hannah away with a lie, and hi I in the study. -He knew noth ing of the negro's presence in the house, and, being naturally supersti tons, had actually fancied my protect or a creature from the other world, and submitted without a struggle. Ijong ago so we hoard the slave, a slave no lunger, met his wife and chil dren beyond danger; and now that the bonds arc broken for all in this free land, doubtless his fears nre over, nnd he sits beside his humble Canadian hearth when eventide conies on. FOItCK OK K.X A.MI'I.I-:. Mr. .Cramer, a traveler from the North of Europe, while resting in the city of Loheiu in Arabia, was solicit ed by a great somebody to prescribe for his indisposition. He recommended an emetic. The patient recovered so rapidly the cir eu instances spread like a prairie fire. Everybody wanted an emetic. No ' reference was made to sickness. That I wns of no coiisciiucttce. It was can sidered a wonderful medicine, and, there'orc nn lMe pc0,i0 wanted to be vomited by the foreign Rakkim. One day tno Emir Rahr, inspector ot the port, sent a horse to 31 r. Crn mer to bo doctored, which was turned over to his Swedish servant, who had been a farrier to a hussur ' tioop at home. The animal was restored. That ran through the multitude. If he could cure horses he certainly could cure men. Practice increased beyond his ambition of doing any more good nt tho expense of his own comfort or lieu I Ih. A microscope being shown the Emir, ho was unitized nt tlio en larged size of insects under the instru ment. His highness explained tn 111 attendant; of tho court that insects in Europe were very large, while tnose of their own blessed country were small. Next, the Emir wns entertained by u peep through a telescope which was minus ono glass, so that objects ap peared inverted. Looking at a woman nt a distance hardly visible by the un assisted eye, although a ruler, a dwel ler in a palace and owned camels, slaves, controlled an army, and stocked a harem with beauties ot an countries, he could uot for the life nf him under stand why she stood on her head; aud, above all, it was a mystery not a pas sage in the Koran could clear up why her clothes didn't fall down instead of keeping close to a her wnkler, as though they weru nailed to a post! KK.tlAUKAIII.K r.KC.tl't: 1-UO.M DEATH. A case which has happened within two weeks rends like some of the scenes in the novels of Eugene Sue and Dumas, where perils in dungeon vaults aud mysterious underground passages frequently play their parts. Two workmen in a New England fac tory town went down into a long aud de'p subterranean pussugo connected with tho waterways of several mills, to clear away obstructions. They were at work a long time, at a distance from the place ot exit, wheu one or tlicm noticeil that the water was rising rap idly behind them. They started to wards the only place of escape, when, by an unfortunate misstep, one of them fell, dropped his lautcm, nnd extinguished their only means of light. Theu they weut grooping their way along through the black darkness, the rising water swelling up faster and faster until it reached their armpits. ,U this time they had got to the pluco of exit, but the wooden ladder by which they had descended had been carried away by the rush of water. Their ease was new desperato, for, dur- lag the time spent in trying to hull the ladder, the water had risen lo their nocks, leaving but about one foot of space between the surfueo of the wa ter aud the top of the vault. Just then, whea all hope of escape seemed to be cut off immediute death stariug theta in the face a surge in the waters swept the floating ladder agaiust the shoulder of one of them. They set it in its place, ono uf them mounted to the 'trap" at the entrance to the vttult, while the uther held it fast, aud in a few seconds both were safu o:t the sur face oj' tbo ewth, in the glad light of day.. r-. 4B TO-- Why is the letter Y J'ke a young lady ? Decuuse it makes pa pay. J at rta-xniablu iatgs. Rates of Advertising. One Hiimro ( I inch.) one Inertion -Cm-Sipiaio " one month -OneSipiaio " three months One Sipiiiro ' one year - -Two .Siiiarps, one year -(imrtii' Col. -. Half " " One " ?l .".0 - :i isi il oo M (Ml tf, no ;to oo Ml (SI loo -0 Legal notices at pstablishpd rates. Marriage mid death notices, gratis. All bills lor venrlv nd vertiseinenta tl lected quarterly. Temporary advertise incuts must he paid lor in advance. .lot) work. Cash on Delivery. CI'Mt H IN HOMIS There has been for years in tho Massachusetts penitentiary, serving out a life sentence for highway robbe ry, a man i.nmed Darling a fine look ing fellow, and, moreover, a genius, who, despite his imprisonment, asserts his determination that tho world shall yet acknowledge his power. He is a remarkably good artist, and all of his leisure time about an hour nnd n half each day for eight months past has boon devoted to a piece of work in tended for a present to a ludy in Cam bridge w ho has been very kind to him. It is nn illustrated copy of Gray's Ele gy, which he is making, printing nnu nil, with pen and brush. The tit lo page is exquisitely illuminated, and all the illustrations nre as carefully finished ns stec! engravings. rho drawing is spirited and the w hole con ception good. He has seized the spir it of the poem with a cerrectnes anil fidelity that show an eutire apprecia tion. He is very proud of his work, a ltd his face shines with delight when visitors praise it. A Reaver Falls correspondent of tho New York World, dated Jan, 13th, writes : Y'ou need not be sur prised to hear of a massacre some of these fine days, similar to tho one they had out in California lust year. (So where you will in Reaver Falls, tho opinion of the people is expressed in very decided terms on tho importa tion of this sort of labor, and it shows conclusively that the business men, property holders, nnd other residents of the place look upon the Celestinls not only with contempt, but positive hatred." It requires but little conver sation for the visitor to lenru that a storm is brewing which may burst at any moment into it howling pandc nioniuiu of hate. Another illustration of Darwinism was recently furnished in the caso of two newly nrrived monkeys from Chi na, which were lodged in a San Fran cisco bar-room, ono of them being kept in a cage aud tho other left at liberty. During tho night the lutter honuinculus first considerately hand ed n bottle of rum to his imprisoned brother, who thereupon became coma tosoly intoxicated, and then proceeded to get frightfully drunk nnd disorder ly himself, breaking decanters nnd glasses, throwing an empty bottle nt the head of the bnr-keepcr on tl.atofli- cial s entrance, and otherwise comport ing himself ns his master remarked, "for all the world like a Christian." A wag inspecting a fanner's last in stalment of pnrk nt the Detroit mar ket, recently, picked up a leu-pound stone and deposited it in ono of the porkers nnd tbcii loudly berated the farmer for trying to cheat in weight. The farmer looked nt the stone, nt tho crowd, felt tho thrust, aud growled to himself; "Hang me, but 1 thought I put it in the small hog!" Ra rim m has cuchercd tho Emperor of Austria! A certain Fnlher Faber, with his wife nnd wonderful talking machine, was under $5,000 bonds to appear nt tho Vienna Expos'4ipn, but Rarnum shook $20,000 in his face and he caved. Raruuni says two million people w ill hear that automaton jab ber next suranirr, A California annan wants a divorce because she was intoxicated when married, and hus produced her hus band in substantiation of what sho says, as nil evidence that no woman would have married him were she iu her sober senses. A young man in San Francisco found au old deacon he knew "buck ing tho tiger" in a gambling hell. "What," ho exclaimed, "deacon, you here?" "Yes," was the reply, "I ant bound to break dawn this evil institu tion." A gentleman near Yiiteluji.d, Wis consin, entered au orchard to steel some apples, while Lis friend, who sat on the fence und rctuoiistrated, fell utf and broke his neck. Thcro appears to be in this incident a useful lesson for the young. V Cincinnati lover has just been discharged by his atlianccd, millioU' heiress for treading on her pet cat's tail. He vowed it was an accident, but she insisted it was dene on poor-puss. The public acJiools at Corry got out of wood, and as the teachers wouldn't buy any, they had to split up the Roard el Educaton fur fuel. The original Rothschild was a puck- pedler, who tiuveled on toot and re tailed chewing gum and huir-pius to the people of his time Iu whut cuso is it absolutely Impos sible to bo slow aud sure? In th.o case of a watch, Hasaan Puslut, son of the Egyptian viceroy, is coining to make a tuur ot America, Klyo Kawamoora a young Japn ueoe, is studying laudscape paiuting ill this country. be soli cheap for ousli.