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Ratoa of Advertising.
One H jiiore ( I Inefi,) one Ineron - $1
OneMiiinre " ntm month - - -HaJ
OnoS'piare " . three inoiiths - rt wo
One H'tmire ' " one year HKa,J
Two Squares, one vear - - 1VW
Wnart .rl'oj, ' - - - - so (X
Half " " - ..... 50 (SJ
One " " - ... 10;) W
It.isinoss Curds, not eteeeding ono Incli
it PVBI.ISnKD EVEKT ' SIHtEfWAT, BV
W. It. DUNN.
kflca In Knox'i Building, Kln Street
TERMS, frs.80 A. YKAR.
No Pulertitlou revived fr a shorter
in length, $10 per year.
l.)::tl notieesnt pstablislii'd raleis.
1 parioa man inrae innaUia.
" Let us havo Faith that Riht rarikos Might ; and in that Faith let us to tho cad, daro do our duty as wo understand it."--LINCOLN.
These rates are low, and no deviation
- ill be made, or diseriniimition amons;
I uti-ons. Tlie rates ollered aro ui;h, ae
1 ill make It to the iidvantui'eof men ilol. Jt
, Corroepondene ollcfted from nil part
'. ocinntry. No notice will bo taken of
.-..iioiiyinous commiltlliaunn.
.Marriages and Death notice ItiHort&l
Vatli....
PL. V. NO. 38.
TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 25, 1872.
S3 PER ANNUM.
business in the limits ol'the eiruulation of
t ip paper to advertise liberally.
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. WBWTOS PBTTIS. Ill I. KM W. TATH.
PETTIS & TATE,
. ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
Ut Slrf, TrOXKSTA, PA.
Isaac Ash,
A TTOnVKY AT LAW. Oil Cllr. Pa
V Will practice in tho varloti Courts
niresi tnuiuy. All mianies entrusted to
iif ours will rocolvo prompt attend n.
, TJtW.JUioi,
Qwrvt i. Jt-nVt,
TtMttM, r. BrMkvlU. l
A TTORNKYR AT LAW. Ortlre on Kim
a1 , Rtreot, abavfl ttlntit, Tionnntn, l'i..
C W. Gilflllan.
I A TTORNKY AT LAW, Franklin, Vo
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. ' ' 4 JIAKUIS FASSEl'T,
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iltorneys at Law, TltusvUle Pnn'a,
T3nACTICR In all the Courts of Wirrrn
Crawford, l'orent and Venuno Conn
. 49-tr
''.' W. P. Mercllliott,
.VTTORNKY t r)lTN.si;t,llt AT LAW
, J lonetta. I'a. Olliee on Kim rt pot,
i ut prolp.iHional Kprvlr-pn o!" tlin lion. H
J.)lj"3,on ran lw av-i.red through ni
ieir any linnine cnlru- tpi to hip in
Korent Co. ullprtlona prompti v alt nilod
r Tio-ips'a Hi'USrt.
ITTKL, Proprietor. Klin Sv
Tio-
fu. iieitn, I'a.. m' l!u iiiomMi of ll)i'i-i il
Mr.-' .hub lia thoniiurlilv rpii'iyatpd tlip
j iunn.it Mruiw, ami rp-rnni!ti)i('il it iom
'fv. AM li pa'ronlKn liini will ho
f.ll ontf rtiiinnJ at reasonable, rutp-i. lv
FrrES7 HOUSE,
BLACK FHOPIUUTOn.
Oonoitfl
' t ourt
Uouho. TiotiPKla. Pa. Juxt
ppnen. i:verytiiinr new and W4ti and
'!). llietioNtnl liqnora ke:4 eon.ttiitlv
hand. A Mir jon of the public patron-
a 1 rpe!trul!y wilieitfd. 4-17-1 v
Holmes House,
ONKSTA, PA., oppoite tAe Ipot,
--.. n. Maine, Proprietor. Mimfl Sta
ll tur eon neeteil with t he hoiwo. tf
Soott Housn,
t.'MH S. PA.. K. A. Uobertf. Pro.
iHtor. ' 'I'hi lio'el hai i
rtu.tuol ail't now oifers aunerlnr .-
imodation to lines a. Ii5-t v.
. Syriwp House,
pinrOUTi ,Pa.; J. A I) Maukk, Proiile-
Um. The house hashpen tlmrnuhlv
efltted and Ivnow in the llrxt-elasa order,
fth the beat, of ai'eoininoda! ions. Any
nKnniation Mnf:eriiiiti Oil Territory at
aP4vt will b ctlPitrfullv l'nrnllin.i.
l i " I J.AD..MAUEK,
i Exchange Hottd,
owy.n tXdioutk. pr., i. iumh.
4 Vhkck Hox I'rti.'s. Tbi.l-.'i.lriiiK
--t rotite l l now mot li-.rM -.;.,.
c e p:.iea In Tidioute. A k.k.,1 ll.lliard
- jom alUi Iied. ( i y
r-y- :
a Nanonnl Hotel,
iU i.XF.TOX. PA. W. A. H!!enl, ,
Proprietor. Tltia hotel is Nrw, and is
open an a first eltiss house, sitnnte st
B.lunetlon of the Mil Creek Allegheny
rerand Philadelphia Krie Kailroa ls,
r-.oslte the lenot. Parties hax inr to lav
r tralna will llnd this the most eonven--t.
hotel in town, with tirst-ela-sa aiwsini-
Jatloiia and reasonable Imrares. tf.
' pr. J. T Acom.h,
?1YSIMAN AXnKJMttiKDN, who has
had fifteen years' ex perietice in !r:;e
ll BtireHsfiii pmeliee, twill uttond ill
-ofoiwioniil C.i'.N. OMI.-e in his Ilnitf nd
r.xyry Nt.rr, located iti ridioiite, near
.iiolite House.
'IN niSSTOKK WILL UK FMI'M)
'ill aaaortiniMit 'C MedieineB, LiiiorH
cpo. Clears, Htntioncry, Ulaxs, Puints.
u. Cutl-, and line iroeeriea, all of the
i .'ittslify, and will be aold al reasonable
I. K.ktjrCfittsS, an experienied Druir
tfrom -'-nlA'n"'- has ohariro of the
All preoi iptiohs put up auourately.
- 4T. m r. I-AR. A. B. kjii.lv.
MA Y, I'A UK A CO.,
3 .A. 1TKE.BS,
Oo'rner of Elm A Walnut i?la. Tlom ata.
. liauk of Plucount and Deposit.
Intorest aljayed on Time DejiositM.
-!loUonma(leona! tl.el'ilneipal points
of the I?. .
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Collections aoiicited. 18-ly.
i. T. PAI.K. Cwhltr.
;SVINOS BANK,
' Tionesta, Forest Co., Pa.
'his Rank tmnsaoi-. a Oeneral H.ui k i iilt,
lectin); and ICxehan.e llusuu-ss.
-'rails on the Principal Cities of the
ilcri tttateti and Kurope boulitainl told.
'Old and Silver Coin and Hoverniiienl
.irities bought and sold. T-illl Itonds
v erud on tho most favorablo terms,
utorost allowed on time deposita.
(ar. 4, tf.
SLOAN & VAN GIESEN.
AND
T AGON -MAKERS.
Corner of Church ond FI111 Streets
is flrnTla prepared to do all work in
- Jie, and will waira-ft everythiuK 1I0110
I Vir sh pa to five satisfaction. Pur.
I ir attention given to
uoiist:.Miioi ixcj,
fchotu atrial, and you will not re- I
i-iy. '
D. W. CLARK,
(4sslON Kit's CI.KIIK, FOIlEsT CO., PA.)
)IL ESTATE AGENT.
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ICS and Lots for Sa'o and RKN-TI
W.hl I jtium lor Sale. A .
I superior lii"l'itM for ascer'alnliiK
'inn of taxes an 1 tnx ib-pils, .vc.
hereCm-,, Minli'lpd to act IntolM-
Ri'il n -rnt of Ihnsp ITviinr at n dls-
Tn'n-f lands 'n tho C mntv.
(tin ( Tool lot-ito. .iw.i-a It.wn.i I'nni-t
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lOIICStlt, I'H.
of)
1). W. CLARK.
T. A. WH'flHT. nr-rr.
OKO W. II'IHKMH.K.
m;K. Trru.
THUPERIOR LUMBER CO.,
Iani'f acturi rs of
PineVnbcr, Lath, Shingles &e.
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IHiliiTioiiriU frrrk, Forrnt To., Pa.
lariUflft cnr. Hi Rail Riml Sh..
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PITTSBURGH. PA.
Jos. Y. Siiul,
IlRAtlVL K'ne4 Maker and S:id
' dt'rlo' floors not-tli of Wo!nii;
House, t.sta. pa. All work is war
ranted. I if.
Wro. F Hers.
T If'TCV
AITCTIONIKR. will ntu-ini
U to all
at reasut!
W
iness in tlis' line prnmptli,
r;ies. Ail'lress
'.LLKRN, Newmanvlllo,
Clarion Co. Pa.
a u P'THIllbnK
FORTH GLASS WORKS.
iiied A. I'. 1S.7.
DITllDG.E; ifc SON!,
UP tCTI' k KIM OP
DithrBe's jx Flint Glas3
PriNT OVAL
L AMlCHIMNEYS.
AXI)
SilvsriGh.i Rolloctors.
These ehinl
n do not break bv ln-at.
Ask fir nil
inoEs. Take no other.
iTHRIIKiK . SOX,
S5-ly.
P.ttsbursh. P
JVcw E;li'liv: House.
MR". S. S. l.lX(.s has built a l irire
a ldilion t-lei- lixiise aoil is now ore-
pared to a-eoinh ts'e a number of nerill l-
nent boHidors. runsient ones who
may favor herVi.li their pntronaj". A
C od sinblu liBsV-entiv Iipk ii built t- ae-
MUlilodn'e the lisps of ifiie-sls I'harucs
rea onable. Ke tone.' on 1.1 111 St.. oiio .-
site S. llii-let's .4,o. il-lv
4'
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t'LAl.K
, I'ENN'A.
, Joriss
Pv-irii.ttp.
GROCEaY a::3
!3VIS!0 ST0?,E
IN r t) K S TA .
GEO. W. BOARD & GO
ITAVKj
i A care. 11
is! Iiroii'.-lii 011 a eonip'ete
lly seleeled stock of
iaoun,
rrtovisioys,
and ory lliinir neeessniy to tlie e unplete
wtoek ol'ii llrst-eiass Irocory : louse, which
they have opened out at their eslablish
uif nt on i:iiu St., first door north ol M. 1..
Church.
TKAS,
COFFl'.KS,
SCOAKS
SYRCPR.
FKL'ITS,
ISPICKS.
HAMS, LARD,
A XI) rh'O IWO.V.V OF A Ll. KIXDS.
at the lowest cash prices. (Sonds warrant
ed to he of the hp-t quality. Call ind ex
amine, a(nl we l-f :iee wi'-can stiit v-'U.
Olio. W. IWVAltH A CO.
1am. . '7-'.
QONFECTIONARICQ
JAS.
McKAY, at 1I10 Post Offlee. has
1 11 mnl out a choice lot of
conj'Jjcj ioxahu:s,
ca.wkd Finns,
7 qua eras,
a a a its, axd
NOTIONS OF ALL KINDS.
A portion of the p-itroiiue of the public,
is resspectl'ul y solu.-itetl.
4u-tf .IAS. M. Mi KAY.
A 71 I IK A 4! 1. 1: !
' Mr. Samuel Hell, of W. K, Kehuitirtx
I'o , Wholesale Hoot and Shoe .Mitnul'aeiur
ers, 81 Filth avenue, Pittsburcli, I'a., has
been alflicteil withihronie rlieiiniatish ttir
thi.ty years, iroui his rirlit hip to his foot,
havintf to u-PM eruteli and a eaiie, at times j
so painful as to iilieily ;iu a;iat ilale b in
from atteiidinir lo his business, llaviinf 1
tried every remedy know n, w ithout eil'eel, ,
exeei t Hi lilsnd s Pain Killer, he wits
final. y iudu-s-il to try it. A seemid applica
tion enabled him to lay aside his eruteli,
and a third ellectod a pernisueiii cure. Mr.
Ki ll in a popular and well-known eili.en,
is a living liieiiunieut of tno ell'aeaey of
1 1 lata rent medical discovery, ' iidihtiid'a
Pain Killer. The alllicted hhoiild ask tle-ir
grocer or d i n gist lor it, and try its won.
derlul power. Mr. 1 iillihiiul, We uiider
alaud, ttgut.1 a respectable turt lit in every
town and county for il. The iiriueinal !-
lioe is at 72 Third Avuint. l'lUshurh Pa.
3f-4 '
IN
Ill Turkey the malcfuetor is vi.silt'd
with the IntHliniiilo ; in Ku-sia lie dies
to t li o nlow RdiiiiniKlMlioti of lli!
knout. In either country triuiitial
is ...ore loi'tiiniile iIihii l!iu milurky
foreigner who 1ms sulijecteil liimaelvf
to uimtiiited li itipi.1 ly among the
English. The punishment id' ti e Lon
don lunches is as much more baneful
than the 8tau.liuul Imstinndo as it up
penni til first more seductive. The
i-Ytnptoms of the iiuticnt in eil her case
hiiriily fall chort of the Imrrilile. In
one t'tn-e the fuce turns lilnck iintnedi-
utelv, in tliu nlliitr the liver grows
lilnck linally. Pour Murk Twain, un
der I lie I'lllcr ordeitl, is seen liy lii
IicikU in London to lv growing rapidly
thinner mid paler. JJ.iy niter day he
drags hinn-elt still un hour later in
the iilieriiooii from his hed at the
Laiigliaui. where ell'orts at Bleep have
ceased to restore his relaxing energies.
Rut lor Americans to unileinluiid the
full severity of the ounteuce to which
their countryman litis been condemned
in England, it is only liecesaui'y to
t'liiiipieheiil a single one of its two
liu ml red constituent elements, an Eng
lish dinner. The true London dinner
eoiisists of fioin twelvu to twenty
coui.-is, tliu In it' of which are soli
suiui.ai miais, iisii, ioais ami game.
braced up and iiiterpolaii il wit'' put
(1V1, Hoiip and entrees. Then follows a
isla ol sin len puiklings and sodden
.-wcti-, 1 ak- s, cui-l.Uils mid ciiie.i ices
whose t (inauiuplioii points toward
ih ath and llie hours of midnight. And
Mill 'In- ponderous least is 110.I i.vi-r.
There remain piles of green nuts and
iivi r-iioui inhed fruits, insidious entices
of laldcs rt with foreign flavor, and
lastly that ineviUilile, fatal cumcl ible,
cr .wuiiig tne .goal of ecry Hritinh
dinner, and whoec very look and odor
it rw Buggwjiiohrt uf the grave a islil
toii cheese! But I he Loudon dinner is
not mostly a thing of eating. After
all has bem said, it is an affair to he
drank rather tlisu masticated, its suc
ceeding c. ursis appeiuiug to b. iutro-du-
td in. inly f.ii- liie oiiji.-ct of elcar
111.; the paUie for a lie.-h (livor of
wine. A deii.-ale ll.is is phued he
side the plate of microscopic, imt line
ly flavor, d. Eiiglieh uysti ts ihnl he
gin Hie meal, .-i.ulel lle or Most lie suc
ceed to 1 he I lock, with the fish that
follows the oyster. Moselle mnl ?nu
tei'ue give way lo llie hiibsiaul nil slu r
I'V and liuiigni i.ili in the third course.
The sheity is cui l ied (in ward w ith a
led loiruudv lo in coiiipiiny tin- piece
lit 1teUti!,;e, 01 the lu-avy roast oi Eng
i:sh ei: tlniu ih.it breaks t ie fir-t. llc.k
of appetite in llie pri.Cea- ol ililliefr.
t'lialcau Vojiit-ln or Aliiie Ti-Lav Mi
tt 11 I- the . wl that leplaeis tile ri-itst.
ttio.ew introdtl n! with claret
chiiiii ii.e. A biicci r 111 d:.-h 1-
SUI-
poneu cy a gia-s 01 .iao, ir.i. 1 i.e
Made 1 a , n ni r.i.-u d w ! 11 ( ir. i k mm;
a hoi tie olMa ii7.!i iii lu 1.. def.lv 111s : h d
o bl'ee lie (1 igg'llg MliilUiHIit of the
'I'eiieiios. HVith I iie di s-cit upp r I he
iiuisrive !iiiiiliern wins 1'orl and
Spanish, wVjle the heavy English fa
vorite, tlicra , bus not. mire ilisiippciir
ed from the loth. The black wines
I are carried li rut l: li the dts.-tit and
Ifruils; B.nd-aux i-t sipped with the
,j i-iiecie, allcf iliich the guests drink al I
round I'npieu Chatreiise or Marn
eliine for In ter digestion, and the la
dies retiring, d':i-r 1 be English f.ishion.
the cloth is ilruui, ( '.nac ami whisky
il l rodurpil. mi) (he rceulai drinking
ol' an English (inner party begins.
I n suppoit tiis enormous and mas
rivetaliiig niiii drinking one woiihl
slljiposo that tin English would lind
it convenient if absolutely 'necessary
to recline, like (he old Unmans, at
their ineuls. Tlit inference is as absurd
hs the fancy of at Anglo Saxon in a
classic position. An Engl ishmiin is
never steadier I .an w hen be rises
from five hours of Ifuing. He
appears
to can v oil b.s to of food mid gal
lon ol w ine as iit'llly a if tlu-y w re a
Instil it 11 ml a cup .'' tea. And as tin
lnai'eioiis p it lil.iti n that 'ollo..s the
t, il i inn v lilnjii.-h duller, the -irii-to-cralic
Loud itier app-ars simply as a
porous membrane .ilirouli wheh
li....;.!.. .li- .1.. ...1
.v.i. iii.iiMriii nil ton Bl'OlllieitV I
..i ,i 1 '
ra her cognac ami tt'iisky rink into 1
his orgainzatioii as gtict fully in.i'ihc
srii i.-n Bioiiiat-li were the proper re
ceptacle hiuI tlestiuy tl lhe alcohols.
The upper class Elfish are 1111
ilniibtetlly the best tliiit ami ibt lust
wined race in the wmi ; mnl there
appears lo be a tlispeiaalloti in the
moist, unsteady alums, here of lhe
English c.imute that Hloes foritsdis
tigrccableness by allowing an i...pnni
ty of appetite to the ini iilitanls which
exists now here else. The'l-liniute is a
soaking one lib rally. Ai Aiucricau
arriving in England' finds ihut be can
add ulie-lbll'il to his 1'ntVn of the
;ilitUoiis bevtiagts wiliuill iipprc-hcii.-ion.
But the st-.iiiaeh i Cins.-u,
would imt sidliee M ai k l' ti to eo-
1 ... 1 1 .
j y t-vi n a 1110 i, ly id' I In
e.i. 1. 1 win wuicii lie lit I011I11
his doughty English 'rieuds
hospiialiiy has alwivs had
tlemiiy about it. heiocr 11
room, country Ionise or city
pours out its adiuiini-'ratioio-fh-sli
with u im., 1, in" intent
1 liulru"1)' coiup,aiiiii:g
1ondun rjiuncr have
leng
maiik twaivm hai i:vri;itiF..( K
l;.ii,AM.
ill lHllli.il
g aiii-dig
I 1 ; 1 1 1 1.-1 1
sBlie.hiog
arrack
bib, it
llo the
li kill
luil his
digest, ltu pitntinue to etnttifV, while
his friendly eii'.erlainers. a uiirel.eii.linu
,i.i ' c.i
tini lie iriHT miner mm, inrir nrsi-i
shock-"No m, dies of dinners."
they say-.nd live to reach his friends,
are preparinif for him theeono deqrace
ofa foi hunt.-Lo(0 for. L'LinA
nati Commercial.
t j
aiioit t ioAlts. j
I
It has always heen, apl irohully j
ever wiil he, the common belief that
thu best cigars are nmde in Culm, and
this U true in a certain measure. I're- j
viotis to the year 1820 the manufac
ture of cigars on that island was lilo
noioli(eil liV the Goveniuieiit, hut
since then it has hren thrown i.prn lo
all and ovtiug 10 the in.. essant demit. .da
made upon t lit (Julian market thrre L
'hardly any real L-ouipetiliou auioiig :
! the iiiauufacturers. 1'he Cubana-i'
j bra. ids seem, however, to bring some- j
what higher prices than those of any 1
'other house, the best cigars from that 1
i manufactory iccu.dnually selling for
fifty cents in lluvana, or Jwtiny-tive j
cents nt wliolesale, IJesidek ihe ini-
tnetise quantity sold fir extmrta. ion, j -
nvcr foiirieen iiiimiretl-ijiilliriii ' cigar's (
are annual! v smoked ;ii the, Islaiid ol
Cuba. .The cigar rnaifrilacJiire . is a
Goveiniil-Mit inonopoly in. the Phillip--
..in.. 'I'nu li..4t lolil...... i
. . , lh 11Iirl i,..,-., o,,,-,;,,,, ,,,',1,.,
portion ni llie. 1
Idiind of L iz ni, ami is cultivated un 1
ik-r tliu iiiiuiediate supervision nfSpaii
ish t-tli'-ials and agents who buy il di- .
lectly IV0111 the planters. -There ure f
threj large uiaiiii.acloi ics. The largist j
is ..t Manila, and employs seven ihous- i
and wiiiiihii and twelve hiindrt d men, '
ull of whom are paid by the piece lo
i .sure greater i xp.'tlitioii ami better I
work. the other iwo average aooiii
four thousand bands each.
Nearly cue humlreil and twenty live,
fnillioii cigars, and u proporiionutely
large number of cheroots and cigar- '
cites, are annually exported from llie
I'liiliippme Islands. llie colonies
u Hording better opportunities and
more, advantages for t tie culture and
pieparaHoii ol the vulua' lo leaf, but
tew iiianuf'acloi its have been es.nblish
cd in Span, itself. Vet those that
have hccli Malted have ni-iiiv all con
limi-il in siiciesstul opei'aiioii, and the;
out- at Seville has gamed a World-wide '
reputation. In l-'iain e, the t.biii 00
lualinf.icliil'c 111 a.l its brain lies has j
long lit t il one of the pt'iin ipal Sources 1
ol internal leven le. As eai iV as 1C I i
the mole. poly of the tobacco l ade Was
sold lor six Veals to Jmi iiielell for I
the Mini 01 700. 000 iivns, or about 1
one hundred anil fifty limusum! ih liars. :
The Fl't neb cigar.- ale mostly ol a sii- .
peri r ipiahty, and aie so skilii'uiiy ,
rhaptd ami ijeiieultly iiuitiipulnti d .
lluil cone but cxp lit necil ci liiioiseiiis j
can deti ct the ditil ii i:ce iV'-m llie gf'i- I
iiit.e l'anagas of Vm-lto A-'.'j s, who-e
sm-eliuiity is itbiiiiiy ii.o- lo ti.eir pi - ,
coioir ll ivor ami a outtoi iit c.oiibiu.t- !
tl.ili. l.uoiilisu qauti.les of ileitis
11101 cigaitllcs are mi uiaeluri d in.
Bi'cniaii ali i 1 . ainbiirg, witti very in- j
h rior or damaged !,io'.-.;iiiii sic ship 1
ped lo all palls of the worli,', to Ik
insposed of at cxiiv nicly I'- taus. 1
lireinen takes tlm lead in 1 fi.s bivineli ,
of trade, more than 4,000 1 isotis be- j
iug actively cn. ied in 11, ami ll.e ,
ycany expon.iii.ois iiom 1 his cip 1
alone iliiiiilicriug ovt r 3,1100,11(10. La ;
jmstuut, il may be iiilcies: iujj l.n il.ej
I'tadel' lo kuoi' (ii.tr. 70,00.1 -inliuaiy '
sized cigala run be profitably iii imi
la. -1 ore. I out m t)00 pounds ol g 1,
tiliaduiterait d tobacco. Tins s l..p:e
(act shows how wry 11 mum lativc li t; !
, bltsiiicrs tan be made. YYh.icVcr!
civilization lias pi nelraled, the cigar!
has made iis appearance and bus nip-'
idly cuine into lavor, however much
, has been said 11gai. nl sliedii, I ne
1 annua! aiiiouui .-pent by (In- English,
1 011 tobacco alone at d prim ipa 1 1 v on ,
finals Inis been t stimuli d 11 1 not mr
)Vilu 14 uoO.llOO pound., sit ill .g Hut
III point of Coli.-.implloll, us Weil Us
ll'alilc and liiainiiaciilli , tlie l.'i.b. d
Sii,iea tanks ti.r.'iiii sl , as tar a. 1 i-.ii
an- coiieei mil.
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The Si. Lolli iJeluoi lilt prints lilis
bc.ilii t ill 111 IK- sloi V : I lit le is a cov-
, , . , ,,- .. . .
ernl biid-'c at lAoiia live iiuuilivd
feet above high-waier 111.11K. A ilr -
v-r rect-tiliy ulleniitei t 1 drive a
thousand --beep across it When ah nit
h-ilf way oicr lhe bidl-wclln r noticed
an upon wind nt, and recognizing; his
destiny, ma le a si 1 ike tor gboy an 1
the grave. W hi li he .'ein-hed 1 In sii.i
light he at once appieciateil his cl'iii
cal siluatioii, and, w ilh a leg siret. li
ed t -wartl each car'liiial point of ll.e
compass, he ullvicd a plaintive
"Ma n!" and desceiiib d lo his title.
The next sheep mid lhe iipaI followed,
imitating the gesture and the remark
of the bailer. for hours il laimd
beep. The crew bile placid urea in
was iiii arnaditie w th the 1:1c blood id
in , 1 .bun I 11111II0I1, and not until the
brief tail of (he last sheep, as it dis
npp.ar.d through ill. window, waved
adieu 1. 1 this wicked Wor d, did tins
lllovelut HI cease "
ColoiH I Foin. v will not :,ii,d (.p
and light ('o'oui l Ituthel fold, W ll
says Eorio-v libeled him, and demands
satisfaction. The days of chivalry
aie gone, and men let lawyers ami ju
ries settle, dilli-rcnci 'ba' used tu be
nettled by pistols aud coC'te.
TIIK Ol.l) HTOKY.
....
lhre is n cood denl more
den)
talk
, .,7 . ,
" !' Hchl.,r.i this w.nter.
n ,l '" t0 eet '"'fr',.
1 ."''T r 'f', , .
. 1 hre .s a., old bachelor at the ill,
n-'- Mot.l y.hore ...come .s $20 -
COO a year, and rlul h rny? he cant
afford V. tri married. He's a proud
Iduoded f II , and now, h says, as a
single man, h 1-411 have the hest of
iures, he.-tt r:ions, and heat b 1 at the
op r, "hut,'' lit cniiimird,"itihoiiid
get married, I would have to crinip
invselt or overdraw 111 v income. -
"How is that ?'' I asked.
" . ell, now, come into .Jie parlor
and l il show you. You see ladies are
ex.riVHiiaiil nowadays. Thev dress
s i much more iluiti tliey d 1 in irope.
I meuii, thei4iiii't wear r!ch diamonds
like the womvu nt Fioi'euce and Milsii,
(ml they wear rich dies-es, . luces,
shawls, and furs. jN'ow,- I'm proud,
ami-1 would not want my Wife to lie
nuidressed, so I have to keep out ol
tlm niariiage husinc-."
"Do you see that latly there 1" he
gmd, iioiu.injf to a fashionable culler.
' Yes."
'.'Well, she hus on a $40!) panniere I,
wattened, pol ituiised brown gros grain
dress, and 1 wear a $00 coat. She
wears a $1, '200 camel's hair shawl and
a (JoOO set ol sable, while I wears fciU
overcoat. She wears a SiO bonnet,
while I wear an 88 bat She wears
g'2()0 of point upplique mid point
nuile, while I wear a 5-G shirt. llr
shoes i'".-l 31-3, and mine cost $12
Her onlniary iiioinii.g jewelry, which
ch.-inged every year, not counting
dinmoiuls, cost & 100, mine cost ."0."
"Well, Imw does it fool up ?"
"Why, the clothes she has on cost
$2 2-), and mine cost $200, and that
is oiilv one of her Jozeii nutfits, while
I onlv have say three. The fact is,"
said my friend, growing earnest, "I
coul lu't begin to live in a brown stne
f.-ont with .but woinnii ami keep up
appea ranee (o match, citrriagps.chureh,
diu.icrs, open and seaside for 820,000.
I'd have to become a second rate man,
and live in an eighteen foot house, tr
withdraw over to Second avenue, and
that- I'll be if I do!" and he
-lung hi:- rir-t down slam into 11 nice
silk bat in tin- excess of his earnest
in ss. N Y. CtuiimcrciiU Advertiser.
MOW A MVdtU'K WAS Oi'.TAINEO IN
J A.iil.M OVl N.
The t tin 1 l-rooin of J usl ice IVrrier
was to day tie-scene of a Scandinavian
uiiitioee, a Swede woiii in, Mrs. John
l'i ! r .Nt s. n, and In r hns'-alid Jolii:
I'eit-r Nelson, being the actors. I raus
latetl, tin- oei'asioii of ibe meeting was
very siiii;ile,:.nlwoi ked up by I he Swede
leiit nio A tin-t ic in tricks loo rapidly.
Heard hi wili; bad he. -11 woilcin,: in
Tl usiiili , ami le ei.m ii.it. il iusetend
Vtal'aaboill S-illi) ill cash. 'fills tti!
i.i p.-SM-ssioi, ol 1 i . - man, snd he h.el
come to . be cuicliisioii limt I.e woub!
dtK'-i! :i-j wit'c and lai.e. llie nioliev
wi:b liloi ao.j go to li.e obi n 1 1 1 1 v .
She got wind of bis intention, ami ihe
two came lo .Iaiin--.lo-.vti. Ilele slit
g"l a v.ai Ktii for bis arrest, to compel
Lull to toil, ovt r one btiif tin' inom v.
Alii r a long scaivh be was loiiml in
lhe ct liar of a bl'nthcr Swede midj,
bl'.iiigb' lu-f'oiv diistiee rrice. lie
was loiloued by an anxious crowd,
and tin 'lv his fi i..ids convinced him
lh:t
11- I
tin- t
he
had bet l
lib:
the
go I
III.". I ter.
red her $".(). S
I' she bad llior
it- cot ma.t i'..
If
in v llian
that wi.eii 1!
w 1- spent in
tet'e:-; ini; p,
Vi 1 e inn l'i i- d. A 11 hot; r
k , w bii li was very in
uho did not liiidt-r-
ta
Hi
stiiinl the lan.:uaee. II.- then ooile.l
l.t-i 100. lips amount would mo
e.iin;i.-iiale ' hi.- b-s-. Another le ut
was .-pen; in talk, w hen he commenced
bidding f I' ll. I- love--i, 1 older to liud
out imw lunch sh - loved him, and
wli. tln r il would pay him lo -rive in i
the slip. $12.1-no ;:o. 81-10 -she
pass. !. j? 1 7-1 - b'.w c uilil sin ? $2H'I
sho wepl. t210 - s'i.e uppli.d her
ban kei eiilef 10 her face, and a b'W
Unit -ll was MeeUi tiilig
822-1 ihal
.was jii.-l ihe price i.a.lse
b.
I' m 1 1..
oil, all. I sin- I Id Her loin ! .-tu t
111
as w. umb rsi I il 1!.- slol.ed,
ami she gave him her receipt I .r . 0:1.
pt-iisiitioii lor broken heart, uii-piare.i
t-oiifi Iciiec, e c, and s i forll., and els ,
inf.. lined him thai ft cou:d t
and s.e- would g.i 1 In- ii.bcr A iv.
We oil' r this pi hi to Ir- mis i i 'b
same boat Rut don't .-Her t ail tl:
pile to atari 0:1. J iiiirntowa Jnurit il
An. 1 her survivor of the companv
011 the ill-falt'd Missouri has 1 nine 011I
of the depths. This man ll atlcd 011
the In it t of it capsized boat lor
three days, thin righted her; .hen.
seven days out, laleb d on a barren
sand-key. l he story is one of great
hai d-hip and marvelous csiapc iroiu
dentil by sea and starvation.
The dramalio critn s of New Yolk
have raved over Miss Iit ilsoti and lit r
Juliette, o. ily to .liscov.-r she has a
fcHapp'uig great hii-binnl .tho looks
very closely a fier hi r.
When a inin lec tins insane and
kills a man on! West, lhe inhabit a id s
of thai sec. ion turn out 1 11 masse itml
il'i leiniMiarily insuuu luhg cliuugh to
1 kill the murderer.
HOW A WPSSINtJ
I.KTTKK WS IttCOVi
tl.
A certain hardware firm in Provi
dence expected a r iiiiltancr which
failed to come lo hand, ('oiuplaiot
was made to the post ofli-e, as there
whs positive proof that the lei ter con
taining the remittance had b. en .nail
ed in due form Sea ch whs innde,
but to no effect, mnl the post uias.ei-a.
Boston, in wlu se office the letter had
been nianed, was convinced that, a
theft had be-ti prcuetraied senewhere
II-
seiil nut special agent
and' detectives, but to 11 i purpose. A
year elapsed and a new agent was ap
p -.limed, and on his first visit to 1'i-ovi
deuce was asked to make diligent in
ipiirv lo discovvr shop clew to the lost
lt-t:lr. The agent Waiitjcted the his
other business, and went to call upon
the hardware i.ic rt'hatits to inquire if
(hey hard heard anvil, im; of the List
letter. They had not, and while dis
cussing its singi.lai' divippenranca, a
severe rain ami wind storm came up,
and when he leil to go JbVthe depot
the agent gladly acceplad the loan of
an old overcoat found hanging in a
closet in the hardware store, and an
umbrella; a poller accompanied him
to the depot to bring bat-a t lie borrow
ed articles. Taking olf the overcoat
at the depot tlie agent's hand felt
something in thi pocket, and knowing
iiwits nil old spare coat belonging
to the hardware stole, and its em
p'ovecs in general, and to no one in
parti. ulur, he put his hand in and
drew mil several unopened I' tters, mid
among them the one so long sought.
Reluming irt once lo the hardware
tnerehulits, lo whom the letfets were
nil dressed, the mystery wi s at lust ex
plained. One of the firm recoil ectt d
receiving the mail about the time he
hail expected the important letter, and
that when he wished to read his Iclt.-rs
he could find tio-ie of them. He also
remembered that he had at that time
worn that verv overcoat.
"VP IN A JJ.U.I.OON."
The travelers in 11 balloon which re
cently started from Boston, say that
the button of the ocean in shoal places
was distinctly visible to them while
parsing over the sea, and that the
abundant growth of seaweed caused
the veiscls tu appear its if sailing in a
field of grass. Ex.
The fact related in this extract is
one of the most puzzling, mid yet one
of the best iititheiiticaled phcuumena
of uplics, and. so lar as we have learn
ed, bus never nlet w'uh a cntupletc so
lution i f its relation 10 any known
principle of science. It looks incredi
ble, thai men a mile 11 lev- a stream,
should see lliroi.gh it In the bottom
oi nt- distinctly llian ineii llmiitu' on
us sim nice. jt i incy can tin It. e
nave seen 11:11 11 v ticeouuls by teronaiits
. I their i spuiishiueiii nt . ri civing,
inn a j;iv..l elevation, the bottom ,,l
titti'-aiid arms of the sea as if the
A.ttl'l's Wel'e I'CllloM'.l W hell ll.t V llllll
never se. 11 Im in Ir .111 Die ha'.iks, or
from ves.'j. Is moving ..ver ilieiu. -n-otht
t- tjuecr t lici t to tin- ln-ln-lder ol
ii-liig tu a lull. 0011, is ll.e s.'Cmi 1 1..11,
not ol' rising ft .uu the i a rt ii, but of the
earth dr ipping itwuv. And this is a
.ail i.l the clicct thai lino: eiscs lhe
.lii'onaut with the cons n.iiftwjii f-
lacca'.le ileiiisioti 1 bii! the WorimJl
low him is not fin ml, hut ho'b.w, a
huge cup over the center ol' wiin li he
is flouting. 'Ibis is tasily explained,
i hough piobably an pn.z!g to the firsi
observer as 1 he t-IIccl ol elcvaiioii in
ui.covei iug the bo li.il.s of bodies id
w ater. Below 1 be I a I ban l here is a
v-.iyeiisii v prei citable and nppreciit
ble tils, ice to the eu.lh. Rut the
horizon is & tar oil that the H.-1'onaut
docs not set 111 to rise above i,s level.
It appears 1,1 use, ,M1, 'I'hf nllglt
form, d by a line I1...11 tbe surface to
it. which is measured by the distance
In l..w the balloon or ils ''sine" is
so -iiiull that lhe two lin.s are, to tlie
eye, parallel. hidiinnpoti.i JWicj.
Mai l; f wain wh
sreal'.i-bip Ibilava.
ei-. w of a wrecked
a Misei'gcr 011 I he
, H Inch rt si lied the
I ve s' 1, w t . 1-re 11 mil
l of hi.- ti How pass
Jli.t, with ll c II
en; e.v, I. I'.ilnlll, t il, d ..ell' I upturn to
t J,' .y hI Hi.ii'i.ne S i iely as 11 fit
s..bj, 1 I !! a in- t:tl M I'.'ad.ls: "l!
1 have been .1 .i'iv s. t viie toward !s
tiling tl.e-e nine si. I pn 1 1 find li 1 1 1 1 it 11
beings by -lauding ai. -mnl I he deck in
1 luri' iis hi, rm, witho.it an umbrella,
keep 1111 t Jt on lb ng- hiuI se, ing ll a.
I hey were done right, mid yelling w In 11
e t-r a 1 beer m'i iiiid lobe lhe impel t
aid thing, I am glad, and I am sa' a
tied. 1 a-k 110 1, i, aid 1 w-m d do
it again under the a nit cm umsl.in
ces." A faithful brother in one of our
churchts prayed Sunday fortheabst lit
nit min i's "who Welt- pr. strati d oil
beds of sickm ss mid tl.uiis i f well
ness." The reason an tin bin gave for being
late at school Monday was that lhe
b y III the next house was going to
l ave, a dressing down with a bed curd,
and he wa ll 0 1" hear him Imw l.
A man in Pittsburgh, Pa., who
cninnMed niieiil,-, is advertised for
idiiiliiii atioii us
foil.
D.
d
has u moustache, live feet seven inches
long."
TOO I.ATXl-'OK l:P3.ANATIO!.
Lord Mark Kerr, who distinguish
ed himself at the balllo of Knntennv,
1 was a gi nd but eccentric officer, an 1 a,
terrible iliielist. His debut was re
inaikahle. lie was a lad of spirit.
His I'.Uiici, the Marquis of Lolliaiil,
when he brougiit I im to Liiidon to
join his regiment the Coldstream
Guards reipiested the Colonel, who
was his pa.ticuliir fri.-nd, to watch over
him, eii-l ssu that he submitted to no
impr-ip. r liberties, and t" instruct him
j,, the ,1V (,e shou'd
in case
ho
had the misfortune to be insulted.
Tbnso'were the tluys of hard drink
ing "prodigious swearing,'' and brutal
in. tuners. This nacific young scion of
nobility so ul became ti butt nt mess, a
atnp-p-g to hanj practical jok.es on,
until at last, a captain of a year's
stamlin:: threw a glass of nine in his
face, lie still said nothing, but wiped
his f.icj with his handkerchief, anil
took no furtlter notice of the insult ho
had received.
The Colonel thought it was high
time to interfere, and invited him to
breakfast te!a-tete, in the morning
at 9 o'clock. Lord Mark arrived
punctually, ate his break fat t with per
fect composure, and spoke but little.
At length the commanding officer
brake ground.
"Lord Mark." caul he. "I must
speak to you on rather a delicate sub
ject, but, as your father's friend, I am
compelled lo waive ceremony. Cap
tain L , yesterday morning, pub
licly passed an affront on ynitwjiich
both your honor and the credit nt your
regiment require you to nut ice."
"What do you think, sir, I ought to
do?" inquire. I Lord Mark.
"Call on him for uu explanation,"
rejoined ih t Colonel.
"1 1. is, I fear, too late for that." re
plied th.' young ensign, "I shot him at
eight this morning, -and if yuti tako
tin.' trouble to look nut of the front
window, vuii will see him on a shut
ter." '
E.MUAllltASNEIt MTI'ATIOM.
Neeilham took his dog along with
him one day to watch his clothes while
he went in swimming. Kecdhtim bath
ed lor un hour, unci lhe dog mean
while went to sleep 011 Necdhum'B gar
ments. When Needham came out tho
dug did not recognize him in his mtdo
condition and refused to let him rumu
near the garments. livery limo Nced
luin would grab for a suspender. or 11
sock the dog would bite, a mouthful
out of his arm or leg, and whenever
Needham would make a dive for a
boot, or an undershirt that nuimnl
would sicze him by the calf and shake,
him. So Needham stood there in the
6ttn pretty nearly roasted, and lie spent
the nltciioDii iluilgiiig in and oat tho
water to avoid the Dorcas societies
and female students at the boarding
school, and lhe factory girls coming;
down the road. At last, when tho
dog weiil to sleep Kecdhum crept be
hind him, caught Ii i 111 suddenly by
l In; tail, ttini Hung him across the
allium. Belore. I he dog could swim
back, Neeilham got most uf his clothes
upon his bleeding body and limbs,
and the dog came siding up lo hitu,
looking as if hu expected lo bo re
warded for his extraordinary vigiluuce.
sml yet they say that the dog is tuna's
most laithlul It iclid I
It is the popular idea Ihut the note
of a broken bank ant worthless, aud
an enterprising firm in New York
have taken advantage of that belief
by advertising to redeem, nt a very
heavy discount, of course, the bills nf
sin li banks. Ry rcfcri nee o lhe na
tional branking law.it will be seen that
t ucli national hank is compelled torfc
posit Government bunds with the
treasury of the United Stales sufi
cicrt to redeem their currei.cy in the
event of a failure. Any Hole, there
fore, on these broke 11 bunks is good,
ami worth even 11 premium, for, tine
rclictilly at ast, iirder the law, only
a certain amount is allowed to a ter
lain set lion, and, upon the failure of a
hunk, ol her pal lies desiring to go in
to the blinking l,i s;mfs in that sec
tion in n.-t gniiii r tegt ihcr ils tiotts,
IimVc I hem rt deeliit d by tllO U. i-'.
I i'eiisnrv, in it I'pply for 11 charter to
establish in it lit r hank in the same lo
cality. The pn inin in is tdl'ered from
the fo I that men wuut t li o baukit,;
privileges.
'lie- Washington papers, of all Otfc-'
i ts, titst rve a place at the indecent
bump tint women wear. This i the
soil 0 1 i.iwsllicv fi ed their yearning
feeders .di : "Mis. Admiral lhjhlglvu
t-il I gal her around her the fashior'a
IdiR of Washington this winter, at 1 1 r
residence, corut r Fourteenth ami I.
st reel n. Lietileiiniit Y.liton (iodi!il:d,
a young gent It-limn much liked lure,
will be with his iindhi r for ihe'pnsf 1 t,
11111I, if rumor is true, I e will mum t
Wn.-hiiigtnii belle next January."
Victor lingo is ..f opinion that :t
was the hciiily of the eye- of Eugciio t:
Moiitijo which kept the Roiiapartts .-.
long in the Tuil lei ies ; which rt mil
us of what that oilier Fn Dtlim ..
Pa-cut, said that hud the nose !
Cleopatra !n ( 11 u l.ttlc khoitcr, it
would have chniigul lhe liiitory of ti
world. ' V
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