$U Rarest gcputtta. IS ITBUSUKD KVERT WED.MF.SDAT, BY W. It. DUNN. Jfnoo In Knox" Bulldlngi E'rn. Street. Rates of Advertising. One Square (1 inch,) one Inertions - $1 .10 One Square " one month ,t on One Square M three mouths - 0 IK One Square " ono year - - H' Oil Two Squares, oiib year - 1 till QuarterCol. :t0 00 Half " "... - no ihi Ono " , - - - kio 0t Business Cards, not rsuoeditig ono Inch in lejigth, f 10 per year. Legal notices at established rates, These rates are low, and no deviation vill lo made, or discrimination among patrons. Tho rates oil'ercd are audi, will make it to tlio advantageol mendoi. business in the limits of the circulation of the t'aner to advertise liberally. F OREST EPUBLICAN. TKUMS, 13.00 A YEAtt. No Bnhserlptlons rccelvod for a shorter period than throe mouths. ' Let us have Faith that Right makes Might ; and in.that Faith let us to the end, dare do our duty as ws understand it"--LINCOLN. R VOrrOSponilCMtTH miunnn iiwmi mi of Hie country. No notice will bo tukou of aniionymous communicationa. Marriages ami Death notices Insortod gratis. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. VOL. V. NO. 36. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1872. $2 PER ANNUM. MILES W. TATB. PETTIS A TATE, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Aim Strttt, TIO.VKSTA, PA. Isaac Ash, ATTOHNET AT t-AW, Oil City, Ta. Will practice In the various Courts of Forest County. All business entrusted to till cnre will roceivo prompt attention. 10 ly yr, w. muob, Ooorg. A. Jenki, BrooktlU., P. TltHttt, P.. Mason JenKs, ATTOKNKYS AT LAW. Oftlce on Klin Htreot, above Walnut, Tlonosta, Pa. C. W. GllflUan, A TTOUNEY AT LAW, Franklin, Ve- J V. nango Co., l'a. tf. I. R. HARHI3, D. D. FASSKTT, HA It It IS tC FASSETT, Attorneys at Law, Tltusvllle Penn'a. PRACTICE in all tho Courts of Warren, Crawford, Forest and Venango Coun Mm. 4!-tf W. V. Mercllllott, A TTORNEY A COUNSELOR AT LAW A Tionesta, l'a. Otlleo on Elm Nt.cet. The Drofessional services of the Hon. S. J'. Johnson can be secured through 1110 if desired In any business entrusted to me in Forest Co. Collections promptly attended to. Also Real Estate Agent. Tionesta House. MITTEL, Proprietor, Elm St. Tio . nesta. Pa., at the mouth of the creek, Mr. Iltln has thoroughly renovated tho Tionesta House, and re-furnished It coin nletelv. All who liatronize him will be wall entertained at reasonable rutos. 20 ly FOREST HOUSE, D BLACK PROPRIETOR. Opposite . Court House, Tionesta, Pa. Just opened. Everything new and clean and frasli. Tho best of liquors kept constantly on hand. A portion of the public patron age Is respectfully solicited. 4-17-ly Holmes House, nUONESTA, PA., opposite tho Ptpot. A V. D. Mable, Proprietor, Good M lln connected with tlio house. tf. Scott House. FAfiCNIU'S. PA., E. A. Roberts, Pro prletor. This ho el has been recently re-furnished and now oners superior ac commodation to noes' s. ua-ly. Syracuse House, TIDIOUTK, Pa., J. A D Maokk, Trople tors. The house has been thoroughly refitted and Is now iu the llrst-elass order, with the best of accommodations. Any nfuruiatlon concerning Oil Territory at Uil point, will be clieerruiiv iiirnisnca. -Jy . J. AD. MAUKK Exchange Hotel, T OWER TIDIOUTK. Pa.. D. . Rams. XJ dbki, A Son Prop's. This house having ben ranted la now tho most desirable slop- pin place in Tidioute. A good Milliard Koom attached. 4-ly National Hotel, TRVINETON. PA. W. A. Hallonbacl:, Proprietor. This hotel la New, and is 1 open as a first class house, situate at ne junction of the Oil Creek A Allegheny liver and Philadelphia A Erie Railroads, pposite the Depot. Parties having to lay ver trains will and this tho most, conven lit hotel In town, with llrst-elass accom modations and reasonable charges. tf. Dr. J. L. Acorrib, "PHYSICIAN" ANDUROEON, who has A had tiflcen years experience in a lari and successful practice, will attend all Professional Calls. Olllco in his Drug and Grocery Store, located lit tidioute, near Tidioute House. IN HIS STORE WILL BE FOUND A full assortment of Medicines, Liquors Tobacco, Cigars. Stationery, Glass, Paints. Oil, Cutlery, and line Groceries, all of tho best quality, and will be sold at reasonable rates. II. R. BURGESS, an experienced Drug kbit from New York, has charge of the Xtore. All prescriptions put up accurately tf. jko. r. rial. a. a xci.lt. MA Y, PAItK f CO., B A N" K E R S Corner of Elm A Walnut Sts. Tionesta. Bank of Discount and Deposit. ( Interest allowed on Time Deposits, Collection madeonall the Principal points - of tho U. H, Collections solicited. I8ly, . A. V.LI. Frail. J. T. DALE, t'uhlor. TIOItTIEST-A. SAVINGS BANK, Tionosta, Forest Co., Pa. f -Tlila Bank transacts a General Banking, Uollecting and Exchange Business, Drafts on tho Principal Cities of the United States and Europe bought and soli. Gold and Silver Coin and Government Securities bought and sold. 7-30 Honda jstnverted on the most favorable terms. Interest allowed on time deposits. Mar. 4, if. SLOAN & VAN GIESEN. BLACKSMITHS AND WAGON-MAKERS. Corner of Church and Elm Streets, TIOISTESTA- r.A. tIi1s firm is prepared to do all work in lt&TTlRt, and will warrant everything done at their ahopa to give satibbiction. Par ticular attention giveu to llOElSINSIIOI.IXU, five thorn fc'i t t it. a trial, and you will not io-13-Jy. . WBWTOX TRTTIS. D. W. CLARK, (commissiowku'h rl.KHK, forkstco., pa.) ItEAL ESTATE AG EXT. HOL'.SKSnnd Lots for Sale and ItKNrp Wild Lands forSalo. 1 I hnvo superior facilities for ascertaining the condition of taxes and tax deeds, Ac., and am therefore rpmlitlod to uct intelli gently as agent of those living at a dis tance, owning lands In the County. Olllce In Commissioners ltooiu, Court House, Tioneato, l'a. 4-41-ly. D. W. CLARK. mtw. niTHHinc.s, r-rnt. I P. DITHUIUUK, Trru. T A. WniOltT. Sir.. UKU. W. IMTIIKIIHOC, BuiIm. Manager. THE SUPERIOR LUMBER CO., MANUFACTURERS OF Pine Lumber, Lath, Shingles &c. Mills on Tioncsti Crtfk, Forest Co., Fa. Yards & Office tor. 22d it Rail Road Sts., PITTSBURGH, PA. Jos. Y. Saul, PRACTICAL Harness Maker and Sad dler. Three doors north of Holmes House, Tionesta, Pa. All work Is war ranted, tf. Wrr. Fellers, T ICENCF.D AUCTIONIER, will attend I J to all business in that lino promptly. at rcasonsble rales. Address WM. FELLERS. New inanvllle. fl-Sm. Clarion Co. Pa. KDWAHD UITIIKIIHI. B. D. DITIIKIIMiS FORT PITT GLASS WORKS. Established A. D. 1827. BtTKFllPJ?. S. SQN, m ANVFArrcKEns or Dithridge's xx Flint Glas3 PATENT OVAL LAMP CHIMNEYS. AND Silverd Glass Reflectors. These chimneys do not break by heat. AttlC for DiTiiniDOEs. Take no othor. DITHRIDOE A SON", 25-ly. . Pittsburgh, Ta. tv Itonrding House. MRS. S. S. HULINGS has built a largo addition to her house, and is now pre pared to accommodate a number of perma nent boarders, nnd all transient ones who may favor her with their patronage. A good atablo has recently been built to ac commodate tho horsos of guests. Chargos reasonable. Hesidenco on him St., oppo site S. Haslet's store. -ly JONES HOUSE, CLARION, PENN'A.' S. S. JONES - - - Proprietor. FEW GROCERY AND PROVISION STORE IN TIONESTA . GEO. W. BOVARD & CO. HAVE just brought on a complete and carefully selected stock of FLOUR, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, and everything necessary to the complete stock ofii tirst-clossOrocery House, which they huvo opened out at their establish ment on Elm St., first door north of M. E, Church. TEAS, COFFEES KUOARS. SYRUPS, FRUITS, IS PICES, HAMS, LARD, A XD mo VISIOXS OF ALL KIXDS, at tho lowest cash prices. Goods warrant ed to be of tho best quality. Call and ex amine, and we believe we can suit you. UEO. W. BOVARD A CO. Jan. 0, '72. QONFECTIONARIEtg TAS. MrKAY, at the Post Office, has v openoti out a cnoice ioi oi CONt ECU OX A II IES, CANNED FIWITS, 10BACC0S, CIGARS, AND NOTIONS OF ALL KINDS. A portion of the patronage of tho public la retispectful.y solicited. 40-tf J AS. M. MoKAV. A 31 I II A C J, II I Mr. Samuel Roll, of W. E. Sehmertz it Co , Wholesale Hoot and Shoe Manufactur ers, 31 Filth avenue, Pittsburgh, Pa., has been alliictcd witli chronic rheumatmh for tliiity years, from hjs right hip to his foot, having to use a crutch and a cane, at times so painful as to utterly incapacitate hint from attending to his business. Having tried every remedy known, without effect, except Gillilaud'a Pain Killer, he was finally induced to try it. A second applica tion enabled him to lay aside his crutch, and a third cll'ected a permanent cure. Mr. liel is a popular and well-known citizen, )s a living monument of the cft'acacy of that great medical discovery, Gillilund's Pain Killer. The alllicted should ask their grocer or druggist lor it, and try its won derful power. Mr. Gilliland, we uuder btand, wants a respectable agent in every town and county lor it. The principal of fice is at 72 Third Avvnue, Pittsburgh Pa. 31 ft A LEAF FKO.tf A LIFE, Tlic siniplo facts recorded in this story occurred in a cily not many miles from here. It Would be impossi ble for such a case to happpen in Chi cago. We are the personification of Charity. We are Angels, and this is Paradise! Therefore, I wish it dis tinctly understood that I write of a "pitiful case," as the papers called it, which came under my notics io a dis tant city, years ago. As a rule, physicians are the most charitable of men. They may not give fortunes away in alms; but their time, which to them is money, is free to the suffering, in more cases than one might suppose, "without money and without price." It was upon a freezing cold uight that a young phy sician stepped into the warm, well- lighted onico of a merchant pnuco. The doctor was poor and needy ; his coat was worn and threadbare, and furnished but little protection against the cold oi the scus ju, because he la bored among the poor, and gave his time to those who were unable to pay lor it. The merchant was a wealthy, pious, "emineutly respectable" member of so ciety, lie was the maiustay of a church, the promoter of charitable schemes, and a subscriber to all char ities which were bucked by influence, or conferred distinction upon the uiv cr. lhe woild at lartre houored Ins name: but the men iu his employ were wout to smile mysteriously when his charities were mentioned in their hear ing, aud one of them was once heard to remark that he "never knowed a nun so well named." Now wlrango to say, this model man's name was Cut. tier. So, into Air. Cau tier's offico the young physician walked with some trepidation ; but, being one of the world at large, was cortident that he would be heurd, for he was on a beg ging expedition ; not for himself he would rulhcr have die! than beg but for a poor boy who lay dying iu a tene ment house in Dead Mau's row lay dying of starvation. It was too late to save his life that the doctor knew ; but he hoped to raise sufficient money to make the boy comfortable for the remnant of life left him. As he open ed the door of the counting-room, he saw Mr. Cantler standing before the glowing grate-fire, declaiming nobly upon the beauties of true charity to his bookkeeper, who, being hard push ed to live Upon the pittance paid him by his employer, was not as enthusias tic as his employer would have had him. " and has not charity, it profit- eth him nothing," said Mr. Cantter, iu a loud tone of voice, as the door open ed, aud the thought flashed through bis mind that perhaps it was the pas tor of his church. The doctor entered, and suddenly the flood of eloquence which Mr. Cantter was pouring out upon the unresisting clerk was hushed, for he knew the doctor, aud knew also that he was about to ask for money, and his hands came from behind his back, went into his pockets, and re mained there. The doctor, by way of beginning, remarked upou the severi ty of the weather. "Yts," said Mr. Cantter, "God help the poor!" The bookkeeper, bending over the ledger, smiled to himself, but said nothing. The doctor hardly liked the expres sion upon the merchant's face, aud the oily unction with which these words rolled from his mouth, but resolutely datdied at his subject. He depicted the sufferings of the dwellers iu Dead Man's row; the tumble-dowu houses, admitting the wind and snow at every corner; the famine which reigned in them ; aud then, excited by the troubles he had wiuesscd, he appealed to the merchant to help those who were unable to help themselves. Warmth usually begets warmth, and it is therefore siuulur, but not less true, that as the doctor warmed Mr. Cantter coaled, and when he had finished speaking that gentlemuu said: "I can do nothing for you. I am a subscriber to the Magduleus' Home, '.he Esculapius Hospital, the Seamen's Refuge, the North Pule Missions, the "Hut this is " "Tract Societies," continued Mr. Cantter, calmiy ignoriug the doctor, "aud many other charities. I find my time entirely taken up, and I cau neither spare time nor money to aid a vagabond who may be deceiving you "There can be uo deception in star vation." "Well, may he not; but I might be placing a premium on dishonesty, and I hope to aid worthy objects." "All worthy, no doubt ; but this is a case of such utter wretchedness. A boy, a little morsel of a chili), dying for wai). of food," pleaded the doctor. "I dare say," said Mr- Cuutt.cr; "but charity, to be effective, must bo well directed. You must come to our church next Sunday. We havo the fiuest preacher iu the city, and, as his sermon is upon chanty, you will po doubt be able to profit by his sugges tions." "But Rbout the boy," paid tho doc- tor, fearful that the conversation would wander away from the subject which interested him more than the sermon which was in prospect. "I can't squander money on such objects," said the merchant, again sud denly dropping from warmth to cold. "I cau give you a letter to the Poor Children's Home, and at ths meeting of the Board " next j "D n the Board," said tho doc tor, now thoroughly indignant. "Profanity I And in my presence?" exclaimed the merchant. "You shock me, sir." "Shock yon 1" said the doctor. "Shock you I How have you chocked me with your lying talk of charity? Is it charity to go to a fine church, to listen to a sensational preacher? Is it charity to go to a luxurious home, to eat a grand dinner, and talk over the sermon? Is it charity to sit on a vel vet sofa before a blazing fire to look through French plate-glass wiudows at the houseless, hungry poor as they hurry by, and say, "God help the poor?" Shame upou such charity "Sir!" said Mr. Cantter. The book keeper smiled encouragingly upon the speaker. "Shame upon such charity, I say," continued he, borne on by the flood of indignation. "A true, noble charity is the best thing upon earth; but a hypocritical charity should be a weight sufficient to damn any soul." Aud, slamming the door to, the doctor strode away. "I am truly shocked at that young man's reckless use of strong terms," said Mr. Cantter; "but," he added.ro flectively, "let uu hope that he will see the error of his ways and repent be fore it is too late. I hope, Mr. Strong, you will take warning from him, at.d be more regular in your attendance at church. By the way, to-morrow is Suuday, and you must come to our church and hear Mr. Highfalutin on "Charity." The doctor, disheartened at his re bufT, and thoroughly intligatit at the hypocrisy of which ho had been a wit ness, paused irresolutely upon the cor ner, aud as he stood there he heard a quick step behiud him; then a hand hurriedly thrust a small roll of money into his ; and turning he was just iu time to see Mr. Cantter's book-keeper disappearing in the gloom. The sum was small, but it was sufficient for the purpose, and, with a lighter heart, the doctor went his way to Dead Man's row. A narrow, filthy passage-way be? tweeu two houses lead from the fine thoroughfare into a narrow, filthy court, and at the end of the court stands Dead Mau's row, immediately in the rear of a fine church Mr. Cantter's church. Why this name was conferred upon these tumble-down olil rookeries I am not able to state. Suffice it to say that they were so call ed at the first glance one was apt to acknowledge its suitableness. As the doctor passed down the wretched-loooking court he stopped one minute to shake Ins hst at the church looming up so grandly before him, theu opened the door ot one of the most wretched-looking houses in the block. Up four pairs of creaking, swaying stitirs he went, and then, hav ing arrived at the garret, stooped to avoid the eloping ruof, and entered a squalid, comfortless room. There was no furniture of any kind to be seen, aud no fire. The wind blew in the windows and the door, and snow had drifted in at the same place, aud lay in little piles upon the floor. A woman, clothed iu rags, sitting by a straw pallet iu one corner of the room, arose as be entered, and looked at hint inquiringly. "Yes," he said, "after some trouble," "Thank the Lord for that !" she an swered fervently. "The poor boy can die in peace, at any rate. "I ordered the thiugs sent up. Is he asleep." "Unconscious like," answered the woman. "His brain wanders a little at times," A little morsal of a boy lay upon the bed the unmistakable mark of famine iu his face. The doctor bent over him, and, looking into bis face a momeut, said to the woman, standing silent at his side : "His pain is over. He will proba bly live until morning, but he will never agaiu be cousciuus." "The long night passed, day dawn ed, and the boy mill lived. The morn ing wore on, aad church time came. Carriages rattled up to the door of the church and discharged their loads of silks, satins nnd broadcloihs. The bowing ushers opened the doors of the crimson-lined, luxurious pews, and the congregation slowly assembled. "Whutdoyou know cjphatity?" thought the doctur. "Elere, no' more than twenty feet from tho pulpit of your church, poverty rei:.s supreniej not one of you all ever took the trou ble to look here for a field of useful ness. You give a little from your abundance, and plume yourselves up on your charitable' hearts ; and from that poor woman by the bed you might learn much. She cheerfully gives what she caq her time iu behalf of a boy she never saw before, and The organist of the church com menced the voluntary, and an excla mation from the woman brought the doctor to the bed. The little sufferer moved uneasily ; then a smile came upon his wan face, a far-away look in to his eyes. "I hear music," he murmured. Was it the song of the angels, or the strains of the grand orgtn, that he heard! Who can tell ? "He is going fast," whispered the doctor. The woman was silently weeping, and covered her face with her hands. And the first Doles of "Come, ye disconsolate," came to them from the church. Again the far-away look came into the boy's eyes, the smile upon his lips ; his thin, white hand stirred up6n the bed, and, whue the last strains still lingered up on the air, he turned his face to the wall, and so died. And as the man in a threadbare coat and the woman in rags knelt by his side and prayed silently, in the church the preacher, clothed in broad cloth, arose and cave out his text "Charity covereth a multitude of sins." Silks and satins rustled as their wearers seated themselves to listen, and the sermon went on, and in glow ing language depicted the want and wretchedness of the poor ; and the vast congregation listened with- rapt attention. Upon the speaker, too, the subject took a hold, and by degrees his gestures became more natural and lees studied, his phrases more earnest and less glittering. So the sermon went on, and at last, after a thrilling appeal, the preacher raised his jeweled hands, cast up his eyes, and cried, as though in agony "God help the poor! and the vast congregation bowed, aud softly mur mured : "God help the poor!'1 And then well, then the service was ended, and the preacher and cougre gation went home to their dinners, and left Charity entirely in the bauds of the Almighty. Louit Dorr, in t hi cago Tribune. OLD HAT. So long as it will hold together. hat.be it ever so battered and shapeless, retains a certain value in the eyes of the experienced rag-picker. Those Jewish pnramulaling merchants, whose melancholy monotone of "Old Clo" is as familiar to the inhabitants of Lou don as is the sight of the chiffonier's hook and bag to the denizens of Par is, will seldom refuse to invest their copper in hats. These ill-treated cyl inders, crushed, and dim, are earned off to be juveuated, in frowsy back shops, by dark-eyed Miriams and hook-nosed Josephs. It is wonderful to mark the transformation which the cunning touch of these manipulators can effect; or how their glue and brown paper, their peachblack and dyed rabbit's fur, can stiffen aud iiiiarten the mangiest old chimney pot into the semblance ot its glossy prime. An old hat refreshed at this pertuuial lountain ot youiu is really a very mailable worn ot art. gio Via Mas ter, worm-eaten aud uhocolate-hued disinterred from a garret in Ghent, aud furnished for sale to millionaire purchasers in Kugland, could be touched up with lighter hand or more trembling care. There it is at iast brighter than new, sleek, trim, oily, the spruccst if not the most durable of huts. A thing of beauty it is, but not for long destined to be a joy to its sanguine purchaser. Among the thiugs which they manege best iu Franco are certainly old hats. French Nathan, for some mysterious reason, is deeper than hi brother, Nathaa of Petticoat Lane, in the secrets of the elixir which turns old clothes into new. M. Nathan is no conjuror. He never tries the proverbially difficult experi ment of placing youug heads on old shoulders. But how many, many times has he succeeded in putting old hats on young heads! That French Israelite is a real artist. His woman kind servo him well, making it a la bor of love to replace the lost nap, aud handling the bare edges as ginger ly as if the felt or pasteboard below were uitro-glycerine, ready to explode under rough usage. Nathan's refresh ed hats are not dear. At the world famous Murche du Temple, an old hat styled, in the technical jargon of the market, a "niolte retapee," was quoted, on an averuge, at three francs. Eight sous represents the rag-picker's charge; tho rest is for labor, emhellishmeuts and a fair profit. At half a crown, the pretty, brilliant thing a very Faust of a hat, made beautiful by some neglected MephUtopheles iu au entresol seems cheap. It bears fine weather well, and may figure credita bly ou the Boulevards for three con secutive Sundays. But at the first dowu pour of rain, glue aud gum and paint, silk aud brown paper, resolve lutp their original constituents, and the whole fabric collapse like a dis solving view. Chamtert' Journal. There is a negro woman living near CoJumbus, Ga., 106 years old, who never nursed Washington. The creek which formerly flowed un der the Natural Bridge in Viriuiu has entirely disappeared HOW A CUICAUO MUM IS IVsrilED. The Chicaco Post gives the follow ing interesting account of the manner iu which a promiuent firm in that city is protected : "John V. iarweil tit Uo. do not mean to suffer again by fire if careful, intelligent aud comprehensive ctlorts at prevention will avoid a conflagra- gration. their immense stores on Monroe street are five stories in height. To guard them during the night lhe firm employ three watchmen, who are known to be vigilant, and who will be apt to discover in its incipiency and check there any fire which may spring up upon the premises. The precau tion of providing watchmen, is, how ever, an ordinary one, useful, but in the opinion of the Messrs. Furwell, not all sufficient. Their system of protec tion against fire by no means rests simply upon the services of their men. Their engineer is on duty at night, and should firo be discovered on any ot the floors the watchmen communicate with him by means of a knob, which, wheu touched, sounds a gong in the engin eer's room and indicates by the num ber of strokes the floor upon which the tire is found. 1 he engineer thus alarm ed opens the valve of a monster Bnb cock stationed upon the premises an engine having a pressure ot three hun dred pounds to the square inch, and by a system of pipes the chemical solu tion is forced to the top of the build ing. The Babcock having been put in order, the engineer enlists the services of the natural enemy ef fire by opening a valve of the apparatus connected with the artesian well, which of its own force elevates water to the fourth, and by aid of a pump, to tho fifth floor. The pressure of this engine is such that no fire engine, iu the cily can compare with its stiongest stream. To stay the flames those agencies are put into in stantaneous operation, but the efforts against the fiery element do not cease here. By the touching of a knob the now of tho fire runs with lightning rapidity to the private fire department of the firm at their stables on Fifth av enue uear Van Buren street, some six blocks from the store. The firo de partment consists of twenty drivers, who sleep in apartments provided in the stables. Roused by the striking of the gong the fire brigade are in stantly upou their feet, and hitching a horse, ready harnessed, are off to the store. Upon their arrival they mount to the floor upon which the fire is at work, divide into squads, and work the hose aud Babeocks. They will, of course, be aided by the city department, which will reach the scene as rapidly as possible. This aid w ill be facilitated by the careful foresight of the Furwclls, for the engine lirst ar riving may connect with the artesian well and at ouce get a forcible stream upon tho fire building. Further sup plies of water may be hail from a res ervoir under the sidewalk on Franklin street. This reservoir is supplied by tho powerful artesiun well. 1 1 is 100 feet long by clevcu feet wide, and con tains four feet of water. To save the perishable stock from the deluge of water aud chemicals, which upon oc casion may descend upon it, the em ployees are required, before leaving the store each night to cover the goods laden tables with impervious oil-cloth. These, are iu the main, the precaution ary measures adopted by lhe Messrs. Farwell. Additional to these thev use divers minor precaution, which will suggest themselves to any prudent miud, but which, unfortunately are too often neglected. THE MAN WHO WOI'I.DN'T HE HOItNK. w iiiri'i.i. The San Joaquin Republican tells tho following story of au occurrence in that city on Monday evening: One of our policemen noticed a woman hurrying along the street, with a blacksnake whip dangling from be neath the folds of her shawl. He fol lowed, but lost bight of her iu the darkness, when a womau's voice was heard exclaiming iu an angry manner, "You wretch, you scoundrel, how dare you defame my daughter?" and at the same time, during the intervals, wheu the excited one was obliged to draw her breath, camo tho sound of sharp, lashes, such as the Chief Engineer of a prairie schooner is wont to bestow, in a momeut of unusual generusity aud kindness upon the sides of a pel, but stubborn mule. 'Twas dark as Erebus, but the sound guided the val iant policeman in the right direction over gardeu fences, across flower beds aud cabbage patches, aud just us he was scaling the last fence that obstruct ed his passage to lhe scene of the cou. fl ict a masculine voice, till then uu heard, exclaimed : "Gor a mity, V-pose I takes all dis fur nofliiu ? ef you puts yourself ou a quality wid a man, take ilut," and a heavy thud aud a terrible shriek on the otherwise still air told tho tale. Wheu the policeman arrived all was quiet as the fcrave, a woman lay prone on the irroutid, a cowhide in her Laud, and a good-sized cord wood stick lay near her. A light, hastily procured threw much light on the sub ject; the woman was a negrcss, the peculiar formation of her skull had saved her life, but the cordwood sticV that had descended with such tcrrili.; force on her devoted head was ruined for all such future demonstrations it will now make matches and tooth picks tho poltroon who would nut stand and accept iu meekness aud hu manity tho evidences of the womrin s affection, bestowed witii such striking and marked effect, had left. The wo man has lodged a complaintof assault and battery, and the police are anx iously searching tor a male African whose face is striped like a Pawneo Chief in his war paint, and who has an aversion to cowhides and women." rAKISIAN Al'TO.MATA. Stories of tho wonderful results achieved by the ingenuity of French artisans having reached this city, Messrs. Tiffany & Co. recently ordered from Paris an assortment of miuiaturo automaton?, which were received dur ing laot week, and yesterday, added to tho holiday ornamcuta on exhibition ou the third floor of the Tiffany build ing, in Union square. The entiro number of figures on exhibition does not exceed one hundred, the assort ment consistiug of only tho latest and most remarkable models, many of which have heretofore been known by report only ou this side of the water, The number is sufficient, however, to attest the great wouders which have been attained by mechanical ingenui ty, as represented iu mitmture automa ta. Dolls of various sizes claim the chief share of tho visitor's attention, and justly so, for it is not often that feminine fashion is better imitated. Ou approaching tho corner set aside for tlio exhibition of the figures, tho visitor is surprised at meeting a minia ture lady dressed in the latest fashion, promenading the floor, and fanning herself the w hile with all the deliber ation nnd nflectation of a Broadway Dene. iNexi, me melodious sounds, w hich have been heard meanwhile, aro found to proceed from a harp iu tho hands, of a little monkey, gayly dress ed and perched in a very lite like pos ture on a piauo gtood, and when his tuue is finished another is "struck-up" by an Italian peasant boy, who moves his little hands along the strings of it larger lyre. When the monkey stops his music he turns and gnus affably to his audience on tho right, while, it change in the expression of his rival musician makes it appear as though the latter was immensely pleased at the opportunity for a display of his musical talents. When this miniattiro concert is over, the dolls resume their promenades, and not unfrequently come to grief against the swift mov ing wheels of a velocipede, berstrodo by an apparently expert gallant, who moves about in and out among tho tables aud cases with suprising rapidi ty. The sound of voice is well imita ted in tho speaking dolh, which dis tinctly articulate the magic syllables first known to childhood, anil when laid iu their ci itdlcs, cry with all in fantine fretful iiess. In addition to these specimens there, are several wax-faced dolls, the limbs of which are so jointed that tho figure can bo made to assume any posturo natural to mortals. The collection also in cludes a mechanical duck, which when "in order," both walks and quacks. The figures are surrounded by Freuclt artificial flowers, made of linen, ami sq closely resembling the original beauty of daturo, that many of the visitors expressed doubts as to their nr. titiciul character, A Connecticut fireman has construct ed and connected a piece of mechan ism to the nlarm gong in one of tho station houses, whereby, at the giving of au alarm, the horses halters are re leased, the doors between the stalls aud tho steamers are thrown open, tho gas is lit, and bells over the horses heads are rung. This latter signal be ing understood, the horses rush to their places on hearing the alarm, ami several minutes time is thereby saved. A Kansas niun was "set back" the other day, by a couplo of squaws en tering his house whom he had forgot ten he hud married a few years ago on the plaius. What cheers him up is the fact that a Kansas court has decided that when a white man mar ries a squaw after tho Indian fashion, the same is legal aud binding upon tlio husband. The New York Sun thinks that a revival of the practico of duelling would be au immeasurable, improve ment on tho method of killing men. Iu a duel it says, a man has a chanco for his life, but as the human butcher ing business is now conducted the vic tim has no further warning of his fiito thau the flash of his murderer's pistol. An ihtioccnt-iuiudcd Brooklyn girl said to a gentlemuu, the other uight : "Tlio niosquitoes are terrible. I wish you could see my back !" "I wish I could," was tho quiet reply. Mrs. Partington hm beeti reading lhe health ollicers' weekly reports.aud thinks "tutul" must be an awful ma lignant disease, sinco us i,;any die of it as of all the t est put together. A young lady in Newr York paid S2o0 for having a siuglo dress made ; her lover's hair has beau to turn grav, anil lit. looks caivwoni.