. Ratca of Advertising.. One Square (I Inert,) one lncrtions - f I Wl One Sipinro " one month - - It Oil OneMiiuire " .throe months H 00 film Sipiare " ono year - 10 (Ml Two Kimres, one year 1 oi junrterCol. " - :m Ml lliul " " - - - f.O Oi Ono " 100 00 llusinoss t'nrds, not eisceediog ono Inch In length, $W per year l.citl notices nt ftrtljlislied rates. '1 1 1 cue rates are low, and no deviation ill be n i in I e, or discrimination among I atrons. The' rates ollcrcd are such, s will iiiake it to the advnut!u;nof men doi f business in tin- limits of tho circulation of t. o i'uper to advertise liberally. IS PUBLISHED BVEItY WKDXESDAY, DT w. n. DUNN. idle Ln Ktox' Building, Elm, St roe t. H ORES EPUBLICAN. TI2RM9, $1.00 A YKAR. No Subscriptions received fur a shorter (xrlod than three month. Correspondence solicited from nil parts of the country. No notice will betaknn of anonymous' coiiimuiiw-ations. Marriages and Duuth notleos Inserted gratis. "Lot us havo Faith tbat Rl?ht rakea Might; and in that Faith let us to tha end, dare do our duty as we understand it."--LINCOLN. VOL. V. NO. 31 TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1872. $2 PER ANNUM. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. 4, WBWTOX PBITIS. MIL KM W. TATE. PETTIS & TATE, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, k lm Strtrt, T 10 S EST A , PA . Isaac Ash, ATTORNEY AT T.MV, Oil Citv, Pa. Will practice In the various Courts of iToreat CoOnty. All business entrusted to alt core will recoire prompt attonti n. 18 ly W. W. Huoa, Qeergt A. Jenki, TInhh, Fft. Brnhvlll. Pk. Mason A Jenks, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. OITlce on Elm Street, above Walnut, Tionesta, I'a. C. W. Gilflllan, A TTORNEY AT LAW, Franklin, Ve V nango Co., I'a. tf. I. R. HAriHIS, I). D. FAITT, HARMS FASSETT, Attorney at Law, TltusvUle Penn'a. PRACTICE In all the Courts of Warren, Crawford, Korest and Vcnanio Cnun Mm. -tf " - W. P. Mercllllott, ATTORNEY ACUNsr.l.OU AT LAW -Tionesta, Pa. Ofilce on Klin Sleet. ' Tho professional Mervlces of tho Hon. 8. P. Johnson can be secured through tne It' duired in any business on!rti-tcd to me in Forest Co. Cil lections promptly attended to. Also Ileal Kstnto Atfcnt. Tionesta House. ITTEL. Proprietor, Klin St, Tio nesta. I'a.. at the mouth ni thn creek. Mr. Title has tlinrouuhlv renovated the 'Tionesta t'ousn, and ro-furiiished it com t pletely. All who patronize him will bo '"well entertained at reasonable1 ratos. 20 ly FCIES7 HOUSE, D nLACK PROPRIETOR. Opposite 'Court House, Tionesta, Va. Just upenrfd. Everything new and clean and frntu The beiit of liquors kept comtmitly va hand, A portion of the public patron age is reapectfully solicited. 4-17-1 v Holmes House, nnOKfESTA, PA., opposite tho Papot. X V. W. Mabie, Proprietor. Ooofl. Hta blink connected with the house. tf. Scott House, FA-GCNDUS, PA.. E. A. Roberts, Pro .prtotnr. This hr el has been recently re-furnished ami now offers superior ac commodations to gucs's. Un-ly. Syracuse House, T1DIOUTI ', Pa., J. A 1 Maukk, Prople tors. The house has been thoroughly relltted and Is now In the llrst -class order, with the best of accommodations. Any nformaiion eoiicnrnlnir oil Territory at hi point will bo choorfullv furnished, -ly J. i U. MAUKE, . Exchange Hotel, IOWER Tiniot'TE, Pa., I. B. Rams J iikki, A Son Crop's. Thi house liavinur been rertted Is now tho most desir-bl stop ping place In Tidiouto. A good Milliard Kooiii attached. 4 ly National Hotel, TRVINETON. PA. W. A. ITnllenhaeV, Proprietor. This hotel is I'roprictor. This hotel is M:w, and is ,lw open as a Qrst clnss linnse, situate at re.lunctlnn of the Oil Creek it Allegheny direr mid Philndelphin A Erie Railroads, pposlte the IeVt. Parties having to lay ' er trains will find this tho most conveni ent hotel in town, with urst-elusn aeeom oodationa and reasonable charges, tf. Dr. J. L. Acortb, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, who has had fifteen years' experience in s laro and successful practice, will attend all Professional Calls. Olllce ln his Driiir anil fJrocory Store, lultod iu Tidiouto, near , nciiouio jiouscr , IN UIS STOltE WILL BE FOUX V A full assortment of Modlciues, Liquors Tobacco, Ciirar.s. Stationorv. tilass. Pniiits. Oil. Cutlery, and Hue Oroceries, all of the lies! quality, and will be sold at reasonable raies. II. R. BURGESS, an experienced Drua a 1st from New York, has charge of the tore. All prescriptions put up accurately. io. r. risi. A. B. KELLT. -v MAY, TABIC JC CO., 33 .A. NKEBS Corner of Elm A Walnut SIb. Tionesta. Bank of Discount and Deposit. Interest allowed on Time Deposits. ColleeUont madeonall tbc Principal points Of tho V. S. Collectlona solicited. 18-ly. -we. a- Bin. mil. 1. T. DALK. CmIiIm. J - TIONESTA .SAVINGS BANK, - , Tioneata, Forest Co., Pa. This Bank transact.! a General Ranking, 1 VillectinK and Excliane Business, Drafts on the rrincipal Cities of the United States and Europe bought and sojd. Gold and Silver Coin wild Government Securities bought and sold. 7-30 Bonds .eonverted on tho most tavorablo terms. Interest allowed on time deposits. Mar. 4, tf. SLOAN & VAN GIESEN. , W AGON-MAKERS. Corner of Church and Kim Streets, This firm is prepared to do all work in iU line, ami n tll warrvut everything dono , at their sli"s to give wttisluetion. Par ticular attention given to ii0itsiNiiu:i.c., )!Te (-hunj a fi :il, and yqa will riot re gret It. 11-ly. D. W. CLARK, (COMMISSIONKU'S CI.KItK, rO II KIT CO., PA.) REAL ESTATE AGENT. HOUSES and Lots for Sale and RKN'rp Wild Lands Tor Sale. 1 . I have superior facilities for ascertaining the condition of taxes ami tax deeds, Ac, and am therefore fpiallled to net intctli Rently as a-rent of those livlnur at a dis tance owning lands in tho Cmnty. Otllce in Commissioners Room, Court House, Tionesta, Pa. 4-41-ly. D. W. CLARK. inw. niTHiuDnt. m. K- U. UITI1HIUUK. Trm. T. A. WRIOHT. Sprr. GKU. W. IHlHRIIMOt. THE SUPERIOR LUMBER CO., MANUFACTURERS OF Pine Lumber, Lath, Shingles &c. Mills on Tiuiirsla Trrrk, Forest Co., Ta. Yardi I Office tor. 22d k Rail Road Sts., PITTSBURGH, PA. Jos. Y. Saul, IDRACTICAL Harness Maker and Sad dler. Three doors north of Holmes House, Tionesta, Pa, All work Is war ranted, tf. Wnv F Hers, T ICENCKD AUCTIONIER, will ationu lJ to all business In that lino promptly, at reasonable r.ces. Address W.M. FELLERS, Newmanville, n-8m. Clarion Co. I'a. F.DWAIO DITIIRIImS. E. D- D1TIIH1UQK FORT PITT GLASS WORKS. Established A. I. 18J7. BITHFIIUGE & SOU, MANVr Aim'KKIUl OK Dithi'idgo's xx Flint Glass PATENT OVAL LAMP CHIMNEYS. AND Silvers! Glass Reflectors. Thee chimneys do not break bv heat. Ask for DrrHKinoKs. Take no other. DITIIKIDGE fc SON, 35-ly. P.tiMliiii'Ki. Pa. At'iv BSoarillii IIiiiso. MR-. S. S. llTLINiiS ha- built a larw addition to her house, and is now pro pared to accommodate a number of perma nent b'-iirders, and all transient ones who may favor her wish tlicir pstronaire. A inod sinble has rceoiit'y lieen built to nc conimod.iio the horsos of uuesu. Charges reasmmble. Kesidouce on lUm St., oppo site S. Hamlet's store. at-lv JOMES HOUSE, CLARION, PENN'A. S. S. JONES - Proprietor. GROCERY AitD PROVISION STORE IN TI ON ES TA . GEO.W.BOVARD&CO. . II WE. nst brousht on a complete and carefully selected stock of FLOUR, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, imd everything necessary to the complete stock ofa tirst-class irocery i louse, which they have opened out at their establish ment on Elm St., first door north of M. L. Church. TEAS, COFFEES, SUOARS, bYRUPS, FRUITS, SPICES, HAMS, LARD, A tt'D PJIO rSIOXS OF A LL KIXDS, at tho lowest cash prices. Ooods warrant ed to be of the be.-t quality, fall 'iiid ex amine, and we lielievo wecnu suit von. UKO. XV. UOVARDi CO. .lan.B. '72. Lloyd & Son, XVATER 6TREEl,TIO.Ni:STA, TA. IT iVI! JUST OPENED an extensive Stock of FLOUR AND FEED, GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS, XVhlch thev offer to the public at rates as low as can bcoll'ere l by anv other estab lishment in town, liive us a call before purchasing elsewhere. 4(l-;tin LLOYn.VSON. A ,11 1 It A V 1. 1: ! Mr. Samuel Bed, of XV. E. Selunertz if Co , Wholcwle ltiot and Shoo .MauiiliUur ers, 31 l-'il'tli avenue, Pittslnirh, I'a., has been alllictcii with chronic i licuinatish for tlii. ty years, Iroin his rir!it hip to his foot, liaviuii to use a crutch and a cune, at times so painful ns to utterly incapacitato loin from attending to his biiHiuess. Having tried every remedy known, without ell'eet, except tjiillilund'H I'ain Killer, lie wits tinali.v iudueed to try it. A hkcoihI upplii ii tion cnaliled liim to lay asidi, liln ei u'eli, and it tlui'il ell'eeted a periii.tucnt euro. Mr. Hell is a popular and wi'll-km n eiilcn, is a living monument of tho iliea.y of Hint meat inedieiil dlM-overy, Hillilund's i'a n Killer, 'l'lic alllmtud khoiild uk tlieir Xroeer or di-.i Nt lor il, and try its won derful power. Mr, t.jililaiid, wo under kt.intl, wants a reepm-tuble ny lit in every town nicl cunty for it. The prineipal oi' tice is at Ti ih.rd Avenue, Pittoburu Pa. IIOXV ItKT. Mil. SIIOI I.K (iOT UK It. "When I first cnlereil upon tny (In- tics as President," said Mr. Lincoln, , grasping our arm in his peculiar way,,1 with one of his I, ng, bony hands, while be ran his fingers through and brush- ed baCK his shaggy Mack hair, "I ful- ly mane up my niiuri to appoint to oi- , lice those mi ly whom 1 knew to be honest and who bud suitable ability. In tiny event honesty should bo the prerequisite, as the luck i!" a litllo ability might be easily mark !ip by an honest iiniii endeavoring to rin his whole duty conscientiously While tiii1' resolve was Iresh upon me there came to visit me a very old friend a Baptist minister, who hud traveled so fust that he had not yet shaken the Illinois real estate off his capacious bonis. "'Why, what brings you hern, Mr. Shoflo?' which was not his name, but will do just as sell. 'Well.' be re plied, 'I came down bi n, firstly, to see yon and get an old-fashioned shake if the hand ; ami secondly, to suy that the folks nf my congregation are so poor that they can hardly afford me a decent living, and I thought maybe yon con 1.1 give inc s une sort of office that would pay me better.' " Certainly,' I answered quickly, for I knew he xvas an honest man, and I was looking for stock of ihat kino. 'Have urn in view any particular office"?' "No, said the Rev. Mr. Shofle, complacently; 'I would imt know what to select if you were to hand nio a list to clioo.'e from.' "'Nor 1 what to give you; but I will tell ymi who will "help vou. You know Colonel Chooysler, of your county. He is now on duty in the Treamry Department. Go and see him; he is a man of resources, and xvill help you out of you difficulty. Come back in morrow und report.' "Next day, according to promise, Simile 'put in an appeuiance, ami said that the Colonel had recommended him to apply for a certain position in the revenue department.' "'What is thy salary?' said I, sign- nig in a mechanical way a pile of commissions. "Two thousand dollars a year.' "Well, doymi think tli.it enotijji? I may be able to do better lor yuu.fnr 1 kifcw ho was an honest man, and thought he might as neil as not get u place v litre hecould earn more money. "'O, plenty, Uncle Abe, tor that is more than doublo the amount I've been turning lor ycais past.' "Now 1 began to think," said our maityr-Prcsiiletit, "that I would have to force him into u place paying a lar ger salary, and where the Unvcnimeiit would have a corrcspou ling return for his valuable services, for I xvas more than ever (if that xvere possible) con vinced tiiat be was uu honest man ; but 1 tiuaily conchiil. d to give him his own way, and he was appointed accor dingly. Oil' he wont rejoicing, but I I'clt rather mean at my one-lu rse gift to my honest revei'etid friend. "'lhree years elapsed, and the anx lettes attending the war bad complete- ' vr f i,i gentleman, who, while plav y driven, from my mind for the time ing at cards, noticed that a shilling being the incident just related, when my messenger brought me a card bear ing the familiar name, 'Itev. Adam Shofle," Bud immediately there flashed across my mind till the circumstances attending my appointing him to office. 1 directed him to be idiown in, and iu he walked, with creaky boots, one of the best und finest dressed men I had seen in many a day. I recognized his countenance at a glance, but it xvas his marvelous clothes that troubled me They sat easily enough upon his body, but somehow or other they did not sit so easily on my .ind ; hut wherefore I could not for the life of me tell if I tried, which I didn't. " '(jiood morning, Mr. President no longer Uncle Abe. as before' said he, in a grandiloquent manner; '1 hope ynti are well and getting on nicely.' " 'Oh, yes.' Btiid I; 'we poor folks eke out a living uf'ter a liiihioii;' in tending ti give him the bit iu his mouth, for 1 knew what an honest man he was, i nil huw much I could lint tell then exactly how much, for 1 had lost the run of him xve were in debted to him. '"Mr. President, I havo come to re sign mj office." ''Feeling somewhat as though I had been struck by lightning, I managed to exclaim, 'Indeed?' " " '1 es, I feel that there are many others deserving of the place, and that, Blake's echo, that answered the ques it is o.y duly to make a way for them.' tiuii, "How do you do, Bandy Blake," "'Whs there ever such an honest xvilh Words, "Pretty weil, 1 IhuiiK x uu, man us ihat ?' said I to myself, chuck ' Sir," was loislaiied by the echo oi ling over mv stupidity mi the clothes 1 Chaietiloii mentioned by Lord B.ic--ii, surpris e. 'But,' said I, alntid, 'I'm ! xvhich on llie mention of i.!:e devil's afraid you are not c iisidcriug your- ! uame answered " V'u-t eti," The eell st If, friend Shofle, and then when you ' convicted Inshtimu xviio was looking go buck to preaching you will be as over u gtnlleinuii writing some uu hard up as when ynti came here three complimentary remarks and called years ago. Hadn't ymi better hold lout, "You lie, you scoundrel," is lo be on a little longer, say a year more, found in (.ialiatiii's "Puioles rem.ii iiu aud let us both go out of oiliee togeth- ble des Oricntaiix. ' Horace Wulpole cr?' ! declared ihul the best bull he ever "'No than I; yot;, I am going to l'.u- beard was the uying ol the man who rope during that lime, but I Impe to ' declared, "I hale Una woman fir she see you here i;s Pn sideht when I re- changed me at nurse." 'llus may be luru," and, afier a few more kind ex- traced to Saueho Putiza. There arc pres-ions, nfl' went the Itev. Shofle. j practical bulls as xvcll asspokeu ones, "About, a month after one of the such as the action of thu man who revcitnd gentleman's neighbors paid had a dislike to a certain banker, ami $ce a vieir, and amonjr other thine, I after collecting his not" burnt tharu remarked, cnsunlly, that I have floti njiertty pood thing forSliofle. 'Yes,' I i.. oU replied, 'I gvo In in a $2,000 a yeur i. ,B,si(1t.9 ie ifahmce: added mv :;.... irui. .,i. .. u wor,h .(,.1V $200.000, and I ca e it if nec'eMary. "What could tho idiot menu? To satisfy myself of the fulsity nf the I fharde, sent detectives to where he lived, und they brought Inu-k word that he had nuide his 82,000 salary in the ajrgreu'iito yield fully 8200,000; but then I kiuw lie wits an honest 111511, nnd there nutttt be a mistake sni.jew'here I "By the way," added r. Lincoln, witli tine of Ins knowing winks, "we have pentv uf 'Sh 'Oes' left, but the mischief of it is, it in bard finding them, and they are riot considerate enough to resign, as did mir .'fmest friend Shofle." .Sati Francisci JiuHe tin. IRISH HULLS. The quickness of reply and richness of wit exliibite I is unequalled by any other nation. A native of Ireland can always get out of a difficulty by the sharpness nf bis wits. When the officer told a private to go and let his captain know lie was the idlest rascal in the regiment, he answered. "Please, your honor, you would not have me go with a lie iu niy mouth ?" There is often, too, a beautiful pathos in these Irish tales that is closely allied to their humor. A poor o'd ituly beit! sympathized with on the loss of her teeth, replied. "Time for mo lose 'em when I've nothing tor 'em to do." An Irishman never blunders from stupid ity but because his head has more than it can carry. His name is invariably associated in our minds with bulls. A bull bus been explained as a false ex pression of truth, and Sydney Smith calls it a counterpart of a witticism ; for xv it discovers real relations that are not apparent, while u bull admits apparent relations that are not real. The sum am) substance of M.iria Edgeworth's essay on "Irish Balls" uppers to be. that it is impossible to define xvhat they are. They are ilis ti net from the blunders of other coun tries, but in xvlnil that distinction con sists lias yet to be dnvovcrcd. Mauv Irish bulls contain a good deal of tni th xv rapped up iu them; thus the observation, "where xvill you find any moderti building that has lusted so long as I tie nu ieut," is only a pervert cd expression of a truth, for the old thii.gs that have come louti to us are Seiter than tuntit of the new ones, in that they ate those xvhich have been selicled, the struggle fur life having destroyed the bad. Most of the bulls xve know of nre so mirth-producing that xve think we cannot do better than siring a few toguihc. An Irish cro uor, tn remarking on (he great mortal ity of a certain Wn.tcr, went mi to observe that "There are a great ninny people lying this year who never died beloru. It must have been a Ill-olll xvas deficient in the pool, titnt cried out, "Here is a shilling short, who put it in?" It was Sir ltichurd Steele thai said to a certain great man whom he xvudied to invite, "if, Sir, you eve. come within a mile of my house, I hope you xvill stop there." It being remarked that a noble man's wife hud no children, a medical man hazarded the opinion that lie had noticed such to be heroililary iu some famines. A countryman, who was indicted for stealing a goose brought a neigh or to swear Ihitl he lelllcnbeled tout Very goose in his posacssioii ever since it was a gosling. An Irishman, who xvas u prisoner lor sttal.iig u t-Uu, on hear ing this dcleiisc, pievul.td oti a fellow I'oiiutrx lean ol his to swear that he leiueiiibcred the gun in his Jot.scsioii eu'er since it xvus u pistol. The follow iug description ot a very thin man li ma bail : "He's grown so thin, 1 hard ly knew It t in. 1 ,iu art thin, and 1 urn thin, but he is thinner than both of us put together." sir Boyle Boche wu a living walking bull and Ins speech xvas one continued blunder. In conse quence a large number of bulla have been attributed to tiiiu. Ill a speech iu the Irish House ot Commons he re marked. "Single misfortunes never come clone, und the greatest ol all possible, miblorluiies is Usually followed by a greater." Buddy to spite him. A quarter-master of a regiment of light horse, xvho was both heavy and tall, jeered an Irishman on the proneness of bis countrymen to make bulls. "Why, you gigantic fool," replied the Irishman, "my coun try never made anything like such a bull as England did when she made vmi a light horseman." British Review. (JAMBLINM IN WASHINGTON. Washington for many years bad been a hot-bed .'"or gamblers of high and low degree. There xvere a dozen faro-banks or. the Avenue within a sto'Je's-throw of Gadsby's, on the cor ner of Sixth Street. Many of theso establishments had clubrootns attach ed, xvhere 'members of Congress and others amused themselves with Jirag, vingt-et-un, and whist. Draw-poker came into vogue at a later day. Gam bling, and for largo sums, was com ,:ioii, particularly among Southern and Wcsn-ril members. Scores of them from Ohic, Indiaua, Kentucky, Ten nessee, and the (iulf Sla'es squan dered their modest per diem, then eight dollars only, at ihe gambliug latiic, and some impaired their private fortunes by the same indulgence. S. S. Prentiss was reported lo have lost thirty thousand dollars ihe first, win ter he xxas in Congress. The inn-1 notorious and dashing gambler of the day was Edward Pen dleton. He came from Virginia, where he xvas well connected, his family be ing of the best blood in the Stale, and he marrie.! S most respectable and ac complished la.ly, whose '::!her helJ n resposible office ti.nler the goVcment. Pendleton gave sumptuous entertain ments at his club-house, which xvere well attended by some of the most eminent public men in the distiict. Mr. Matigum, then Presiueiit of the .-senate, John J. Crittenden, John M. Bolts, Julio B. ThouiDsoii, of Ken lucky, und Linn B iyd, afterward Speaker of the House, and others of lesser Hole, were frequently his guests. Congress had enacted stringent penal laws to prevent gambling, but they were a dead letter, i.nlcss some pom devil made u complaint uf foul play, or some fleeced blackleg sought veil geuce through the aid of the Grand Jury; ami tnen the matter was usual ly compounded by the )aymcut of money. Whist was a favorite game with the foreign ministers ami the elder states men. Mr. Clay, General Scott, Mr. Bodisco, und Mr. Fox -nephew of Charles James Fox who represented William the Fourth and Queen Vic loriu, often played together, a hun dred dollars being the usual slake. They gem-rally played well, us Hoyle taught the game, but many of the members of the fiishimiable clubs of New York play Willi more skill than was dreamed of- fo.iy years ago. Gov ernor .Maivy was a great lover of whist, but would never bet money 'on the game. There were always invet erate w bisters iu the Senate. A story was current at one lime of a protract ed sitting lit the card-lublo, at which Governor Stokes, of JVorth Car linn, and Mnunijny Bailey, seigeaiil-al arms f the "ciinle, were two ol the players. I It ran in this wise: the tx-natu ad journed from Thursday to Monday, The party set down to cards alter din ner Thursday evening. They plaed all night and all the next day, only stopping occasionally for refreshments. I he game was continued Friday night and Saturday, through Saturday nigl.t ami ull day Sunday am! Sunday night, the players resting for a rintli ll of sleep us nature became exlui'isted. Monday moruiiio the game was in full blast ; but at I- n o'clock Bailey moved nil adjournment, alleging that his offi cial duties required his presence iu ihe Sciiute-cluiinber. Stokes reinon .strulcd, but l lie sergeant at arms per sisted, and rose from the laldu. The Goveriioi grumbled and scolded, but ti n lly gave it up, swearing that if he had suspccied Bailey would break up the game thus prematurely, lie would have seen him any where beliire he I would have invited him to join the parly. Mr. Webster played w hist, hut indif lerenlly only. The Virginians xvere addicted to lliulMupid game known us shoe maker loo. President Tyler was loud ot loo, and on a rainy l..y, when there was ho real pressure ol public business, he has been known to make up a game at the White House, und piay all day, having ili.,iicr in bi chamber. His companion, u.-uallv were William S-j'don, Tieasuicr of llie 'Jt.ilcd Mates, Cry .eldon, Ins brother, btme kcepi r at lin- naxy-xaid, and sooieiiioc s Gnvtnior Uilniir, o. Virginia, w ith now and then iiimthcr luvorioie. 1 lie amount played lor was always small, tint .Mr. lyicr xv.i us much deiighied ul Inking u pool us it he had ami linn iieds. Public opinion wus not so averse to goiiiiu iu Washington ns in most "I l til' Northern cans. Pinbub v the toiiu of public morals is in, iiime ele vated lloW llulll it xvus iheti, but I lu re wus then less pretense und ostentalion of puriiy. At u large puny given by the wile of a culiim t nniusler, Mis. Clay, chaperoning a young lady from the North, puwod through the room where gentlemen were playing cards, Mr. Clay among the number. "Is this a common practice?" in quired the young lady. "Yes," said Mrs. "day; "they al ways play when they get together." "Don't it distress you to have Mr. Clay gamble?" "No, tny dear," said tho good old lady, composedly : "ho 'most alxrayg wins." In the winter of 1841 General Scott, Mr. Clay, Mr. Fox, and Mr. Bodisco played whist once a week for some time, tiie stake, us usual, being a hun dred dollars. They played a match gamp, Scott and Bodisco against Clay and Fox. They were xvell matched, and for a long time the game was pret ty even. At length fortune favored Me9irs. Clay and Fox, and they xvere tenor twelve guines ahead. "Gentle men," said the Russian minister, ris ing from the table, "the ".ante bus closed for the season. 1 he appropria- tiou is exhaust." And 8u re enoiii'li not another game would he play, much to the disgust and vexation of Gcher ' al Scott, who, of course, xvas a cotisid - crable loser. Harper's M'tijnzine. Tim ;im:i:k hiik; xmsa winttx's WTU.4TA;i:.,I A.l IT Kli.Sll.TS. A efiry conies from Alliens about Greek brigandage very refreshing to honest people, and suggestive of the question whether women might not govern Greece better than its men. One of the curses of modern Hellas, us everybody knows, is the iinextripat ed guild of brigands who inf. st the laud, de;yitig the Government, suppressing commerce, demoralizing the peasant ry and robbing and murdering stran gers of rich natives." One of these un hanged villains I itely en'mired the yoiithf.il son of a wido.v woman of property, well known upon the border. The usual message xva sent down from the hills: The brigand chief must have one th u-aiil drachmas by a certain day, or the life of tho boy he xvas only twelve years old would pay the forfeit. As usual, ton, the last hope xvhich a mother would cher ish iu such u frightful position was the chance of Government help. ihe xvrttchpd weakness of llie administra tions xvhich play at "in an out" iu Alliens still allow these scoundrels to hold the roads und pa-ses of the coun try, mill Ibis poor woman had to trust to her own courage and wits. Neither xvere wanting; there was s me true old Odysseau blood in her, and she hit up. n a plan for saving both her child and her drachmas She had a broth er, a young fellow of perfect pluck, though his cheeks were us smooth us Delian Apollo's, and him she dressed up cil ef ill ly as a Greek girl. Having appoints d to meet the rooher chief iu a certain spot, she took up two hun dred drachmas and a present of cukes and fruit, the "Greek girl" going with lcr as a "guide." On reading ihe place they found thoscoiindrcl waiting with the captive lad bound hand mid foot hesidj him. flie woman first as cei tained by cunning questions that llie man was really alone, and then oifercd, with many supplications, her money and tiie present of cakes and fruit. The villau took the latter and munched while he counted out llie drachmas; then, with a fearful oath, he said it was fur too little that she must go hack und send enough to make up the thousand, or tlu head of the lad would bo sent down to her without delay. While the woman clung supplicating lo his knees, the "Greek gill" suddenly flung a grip of iron round the robber's arms, and, us the lelloxv xvus thus pinioned, the out raged mother drew a loudi d pistol and shot him dead. Ihe pair lost no time iu liberating lite lad, nor did she for get to cut oil' and wrap iu a cloth the head of the "eliiel ;" and, as a reward of three thousand iliuchnias hail been set upon this precious ailicie, they niKiie quite an excellent d.-y's business of it, on arriving sale and sound m their ow n village. J uinlon 'J'elrynijih. Jl i;.ii .wiii i; s in;.it nr.T. About two weeks ago, MeK -eof .he Nineteenth district curi wus in San Diego on judicial business. While I hi re a very aggravated ease ol' Ires pass was brought to hi-al lent ion. I lie aggrieved pariv wus Don .Inun For slcr, u wealthy ran- hero, whose piem ises had been rudely invaded und a portion of Ins Iu rds di"r..uicd bv a lawless gnzziy luur. .Judge McKee w:.s W 'adik.l at this foul foiuy mi the jail of ihe bear, ulid lit nine siiggi sl ed the propiiety of sending mil ii jion-e cumiliitnn, a lined with writs ) quo uirrnlu and II nr rifles. I his course was res i,id upon, and the Judge ac compaiiicif the expedition, well heeled with baiiin r, briiiid and now, or the more improved modern suhsiiiutcs llieicfor. Three null s from ihe lan cl.o they lalllc upon the llialljli d body of a tine young slier, with nis tongue t ! u out, und I I'i'ivupoii Judge M. Ki e announced to hi i-oiup inions iu-ninis that tiie lurjitii tltl'uti having be ll du ly pi oven, it now i. niy reuuiiiiid lor tliciti n h net out lliu abNU--.h. i he jiote roiiiitittua c iisistcd of the jud;i, Don Juan F -t.-u r, Mr Pn.n.a.ol Mr. ODoluiiy. Ala u: tif en milt s I ii in the tauclio Ihey cai.io iu siylil ot" tlio body of another mute sticr, and closo beside the corpse the murderous hear xvas discerned squatting upon his haunches and placidly scratching his nose xvith his paw. Mr. O'Duherty looked inquiringly toward Judge Mc Kee, remarked that (his xva9 a clear case of flagrante drlictu, at the eanio time leaving fly a leaden mandate. The bear acknowledged service of summons by promptly dropping oil all-fours ami advancing toxvard his as sailant, xvhcreiipon the court hastily adjourned, with the bear in hot pur suit. Such flagrant disrespect for the judicial ermine aroused the ire of Mr. Prior, who gent in a lucky shot, just in tints to avenge tho outraged majes ty of the law and prevent the rapacious bear from topping oil' bis noon-lunch with a raw district judge. iSiiii Fran cisco Chronicle. TOM NAT AT 1IO.UE. Mr. Mitchell xvas tho bearer of a cordial letter of thanks from the Be publican Congressional Committee, to his friend, Thomas Nast,"of Harper's for effective and stirring work during ihe recent campaign. It xvus at Mr. Mitchell's suggestion that the commit tee determined to introduce Nast'a masterly cartoons into the documents of ihe campaign, und the m;mier in xvhich they xvere culled for was u suro evidence of their convincing and tell ing poxver. Mr. Mitchell visited Nast at his pleasant country home in Morris-toxvn, N.J., and found him highly elated over the great victory, and hard at work ,n a crushing picluro for thu next issue of Harjifr. He is very pleasantly situated in bis elegant home, surrounded by a very ii.lcresting family, Laving a most estimable Yankee girl for a helpmate, and three bright, well-mannered chil dren to brighten his household. His hoime is most cosily furnished, and displays high artistic culture in tho selections and groupings of the vari ous and rich works of art aud orna mentation. In his libtary are many valuabla works, chiifly pertaining to art or history, g:xing evidence of the caro exercise i in making selections, us to the accuracy und value of tho matter between (he covers rather than to or namentation or glitter of binding. His port fnl i s contain many rare ami exceedingly line engravings and draw ings, embracing diflcreut rules aud mc thuds. Mr. Nast xvas highly gratified at the contents of the commilte's letter, nnd with modest pride expressed himself accordingly. There is very little ro mance about this artist. He is n man of practical ideas aud clear, jonvio lions, an artist of masterly conception and exhaustlcss resource, never ucling withiitit a pure motive. His talent if uiipiirchasabic, and if, xvith his uner ring pencil, he hits people who hardly deserve it, is is because they ure in tho way, or iu bad company. In matters of controversy he don't believe an ad versary should be handled with gloves, hut rather aggressively ; still, ulways fairly. The campaign has been one of se vere (nil to Mr. Nast, but the con sciousness of being right has given strength and ugility to the urtisl's seemingly exhaustlcss poxver. W'ath inrtoii Chronicle. Absent minded people nre funny Sir Isaac Newton wanted his servant to carry out a stove that xvas getting too hot. A fellow stolo his dinner be fore his eyes, and he aflerwarJs thought he hud eaten because he saw the dishes empty. A Scotch professor walked into the middle of a horse pond while pondering mi Final Causes. . Ben. Franklin punched down tho tire , xvith ihe finger of u young lady s'tting at his side, and severely burned the lily white poker. A gentleman in Troy received a letter iu the dark, used the letter to light ii lamp, and looked about fir it to read. IVre Gratry, one ilny iu Paris, thinking he had Kit his wiitcli at home, took u out uf his pocket to see if he had lime to ga buck afier it. Ncander. (he church hist lian, used to go to his lecture in his molil-cii ninl iiioht-gowu, and Kunclinies walked in the gutter. But all those cases do hot equal that of ihe man who lakes a paper year after year and always forgets to pay for it. Tin Trnvwipt notices the exporta tion of Boston ciuriagcs and harness to Mn.'laiul last week. It says; "Tho I'lilflish have long studied these brain lies of mechanical art, und are quite perfect iii them, in some sense. But cur seliooling has difll nd from theirs, and our results dilfer. Dis tances are great in this country, roads heavy often, and A iiicricaus have been more .miccmed with tin attainment of speed and light weight than with the stately, ponderous slvlo of tho Old World. As we lead the xvorld in that inestimable artificial product, the trotting horse, so we do in the attain ment of the tle.ndemt'i in the way of eooovige xvhich go tn complete his tri umph. An Akron (Ohio) eat Rot mixed up xvith n l.uj saw, in ih mill, and "now sleeps in the va!!ey,"