u rcBusnuD every Tuesday, dy W. It. DUNN. DITlc In Knox's Building. Kln Stroet. TERMS, 2.00 A YEAH. No Subscription recelvod for a shorter period than lliroe month. Correspondence solicited from nil part of the country. No notice will bo taken of annonymous' communications. Marriages and Death notices Inserted gratis. .. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. , - - TIONESTALODGE.NO. 477. . I. O. Gk T. feet every Wednesday evening at IVJ. o'clock. W. U. DUNN, W. O. T. M. W. TATE, W. M. '. WEWT0W PKTT1S. M1I.K8 W. TATK. PETTIS & TATE, Attorneys at law, 'jt'lm Sired, TIOXESTA , PA . Isaac Ash, ATTORNEY AT T,AV, Oil ntv. Pa. Will ir"tlce In the varlnus Court of FnroV rountv. All business entrusted to li earn will receive prompt attentl n. lrt ly W. W. Mason. ATTORNEY AT T.AW. Office on Elm fcttrcot, above Walnut, Tlonesta, I'a. C W. Gilflllan, TTOnNEY AT LAW, Franklin, Vo L nanfto Co., Pa. tf. N. B, Smiley, ATTOUN'EY aT LAW. Petroleum Cen tre, Pu. Will practice In the several Court of i'orest County. SO-ly . W. P. Mercllllott, Attorney t L. a w . A:n BEAL ESTATE ACS EXT. T I 0 N EST A, PA. 17-tf John K. Hallock, ATTORNEY AT LAW and Solicitor of Patcnts.No. MA French streeKopposlte Keod Housel Erie, Pa. Will practice In thoveral State Courts and the United Btnns Courts. Special attention given to solicitlrj patent for Inventors j Infringe w tnonts, re-issue'' and extension of patents rofully attended to. Hofcronccs: Hon. James Campbell, Clarion ; lion. John H. Mct.'atiunnt, Franklin; If. 1. A A. R. Richmond, Nleadvillei W. IS. Lathy. Tl nneHta. 2 7 . ' , , i . Tionesta House. 7VT 'TTTEIi, Proprietor, Elm St., Tlo- Mr.- Idle has thoroughly renovated the Tionesta House, aud re-furnished It com- pletolr. All who patronize him will be well entertained at reasonable ratex. 20 ly ..TO IEST HOUSE, DRLACK PROPRIETOR. Opposite . Court House, Tionesta, Pa. Just .opened. Everything new and clean and froih. The host of liquors kept conxtantly on hand. A portion of the public patron age is respectfully solicited. 4-17-1 V Holmes House, HMONHSTA, PA., opposite the Depot. A C. 1). Mabie, Proprietor. Good Sta bling connectod with the house. tf. Syracuse House, iniOTTTM". Pa.. J. A D Maofe, Prople tors. Tho house has been thoroughly refilled and is now in the Hrst-class order, with the best of accommodations. Any nformation concerning Oil Territory at mix noun will oe cneoriuuv lurniHiion. -ly J.iD. MAUKK, Exchange Hotel, T OWKR TIDIOUTE. Ta.. D. 8. Rams iJ ukelASun Prop's. This house having been rotltodisnow the most desirable stop ping place in Tldiouto. A good Milliard ltoom attaclied. 4-ly National Hotel, TRVINETON, PA. W. A. ITallonback. Proprietor. This hotel is Nkw, and is iOw oeit as a first class house, situate at eejuneuon or the oil creek A Allegheny stiver and Philadelphia A Erie Kailroaosi, .opposite the Depot. Parlies having to lay vcr trains win nun mis me most uunvon nt hotel In town, with lirst-clasa aocom--iiodationskud reasonable uliarges. tf. JEWELRY STORE. it. e. Moititi, Late of. Rradv's Bend, has located in Tionnsta, and is prepared to do all kinds ot wort in the line or repairing Clocks, Watches, Jewelry, &c, In orood stvle and warranted to irlve satis faction, vt'atches, Jewelry, Ac., will be left in care or l. S. Knox, who will be re ponibla for their sale return. ;:t-ly. R. 10. MORRIS. SLOAN & VAN GIESEN. AND "WAGON-MAKERS. Corner of Church and Elm Streets, This firm is prepared to do all work in Its line, and will warrant everything done at thoir nh ps to give satisfaction. Par ticular attention given to ioicsi:.muoi.iu, Give them a trial, and you will not re gretit. lS-ly. JOHN . DALE, PHUT. OWN. PROPER, VICEPfttST. A. H.STEELE, CA'HR, TIOUBSTA SAVINGS BANK, Tionesta, forest Co., Pa. This Rank transact a General Ranking, Collecting and Exchange Dusiness. Drafts on the Principal Cities of the V uitcd Stales and Kurope bought and sold Oold and Silver Coin and Government Securities bought and sold. 7-W liouds converted on the most favorable terms. merest allowed on time deposit. fiMr, ir. SL H.'st'KlitK for ilia Forest Republic- It vrfll par. Fo " Let us have Faith VOL. IV. NO. 29. Dr. J. L. Acorrb, I PHYSICIAN AND RUROKON, who has kiad fifteen vears' experience In large and successful proctin- win '"i I'roriMiMWitiai I'alla. Oflii Atn Ills llr iff nun flrocory .Storo, located In Tldiouto, near TM'i'.lie House. I N II TS STORE WILL RE FOUND V full assortment of Medicines, I,ionors Tobacco. Ciuars. Stationery. (Mass. Paints. Oils Cutlery, and lino (irocerios, all of the i i ii... ..L ...m i... ...i.l .t rates. ' j II. R. RUROESSI. an experienced Drug- 1st from New York, has charge of the lor?. All prescriptions put up accurately, tf. Tlfft Sons & Co. '8 NEW ENGINES. The undersigned have for sale and will receive orders for the alxive Engine. Messrs. TilRSons A Co. are now xondjug to this market thir 12- llorse I'o.vcr ICugine mIIIi U-IIorse Powor Hniler peculiarly adapted to deep wells. j ....... ..... . 1...'... A, Knir....t ,I.uUm In Well Fixtures, Hardware, Ac, Main St. next door to Chase Homo, Pleasantville, and at Mansion House, Titusville. tf. K. DUETT A SON, Agents. Jos. Y. Saul, 3KACTICAT, Harnes Maker and Sad dler. Three doors north of Holmes House. l iOnesta, I'a. All work in war ranted, tf. DR. J. V. BOI.ARD, or Tldioute, has returned to his practice alter an ab sence of four months, spent in the Hospi tals or Ne York, where " win awna calls Inhiv profession. Uiilce in KiireKa urug ntore, an noor ibove the bnnk, Ti'liotite, Pa. 4itf GREAT EXCITEMENT ! at tha Store of D. S. KNOX, St CO. Elm St., ione.ta Fa. We are hi dally receipt oi the s-gsstsnd MOST COMPLETE stock CmOCKIUKS and IMIOVISIOXS, EVER BF.OUGHTTOTHIS MARKET BOOTS & SHOES ! FOR THE MILLIONS! which we ate determined to sell regardless of prices. HARDWARE S AND ... House Furnishing Goods, Iron, Nails, Machine tools, Agricultural Implements, Ac., Ac,, Ac, which we offer at greatly re duced prices. FURNITURE! FURNITURE J I of all kinds, PARLOR SUITS, CHAMBER SETS, LOUNGES, WHATNOTS, SPRING REDS, MATR ESSES, LOOKING GLASS ES, Ac, Ac, Ac, In ENDLESS VARIETY. Call and see, 7-tt D. S. KNOX, A CO. WANTED AGENTS FOK Triumphs of Enterprise, BY JAMES FARToN. A New Rook, 700 octavo pages, well illustrated, intensely interesting, and very instructive.. Exclusive territory given. Our Terms are the most 1, 1 1x3 nil. Apply to us. and see it tlcy ar not. A. A. HALE A CO., Hartford, Conn. 12-4w. CHAS. II. SIIEPARD, OBNKHAL hKAI.DB IN DRY GOODS, NOTIONS. CARPETS, HATS, CAPS, AND SHOES, NEW YORK STORE, Centre Street, OIL CITY PA, rest that Right makes Might; and TIONESTA, Deer Huntlnf. We should not have Stayed in Su are ar Valley so long-for the .lays P - n . beginning to be cool, and the night nru already foggy had not Euphetuia been so iutenl upon going on a deer liu tit. Her desire fir the chase became o great thut at la.d she even overlook : ""3 uniiuci i lie ed the dancer ot the bears. "A bul- let will kill a bear, I suppose," said she. And on being told that such a thing was ccrtuiuly possible, she deter mined to go. We went. One path lay up the side of the mnuntati over an old, and almost dis use I road, aud, after the first mile or so, Euphemia found it a hard path. She would not let toe carry her rifle a short breech-loader for she asserted that she knew it was the proper thing for hunters to bear their own weapons, and, in course of time, she found it very heavy. From one shoulder to another she shifted it, and remarked to mo that she hoped she would find some of Mm. Homer's slave iu the box when she got back, for her skin was rubbed otf in some iilaceB,slie knew. "You hud better let me carryy our rifle," mid I, "and not think S'i much about appearances. For my p"rt, I consider a wotnun with a rifle ou her ehouldcrs to be about as stra;e n sight as auv i.ue would want to see. In the olden time when women did hunt thev had bows and arrows, and it was rath er pleasing thau otherwise to carry them." "Bother," said she, "bows and ar. rows, indeed! I suppose the nest thing will be that you'll want me to go hunting in a chariot with a sickle stuck into the swingle tree like the lloinnns." "At the end of the axel tree, dear, they put the scvihes in the my n cieiit chariots," said I. "Well, it makes no difference. Those old fashioned things are all absurd. I wish I could see a herd of deer on top of those ruck," said she, pointing her rifle at a little eminence, as if she was practicing taking sight. (I knew very well that she only did it to relieve her shoulders.) "I think I could hit a few of them." "A few!" I exclaimed. "I don't believe von could hit one at least, not the first time you tried." "That would not discourage me," she cried, with the spirit of a true hunter suarking in her eyes. "Jf I missed, do you know what I would doT" "WhatT" said I. .'Tick the flint, aod try again." What nonsense you are talking, Euphetuia! Your gun has no flint, and, so, of course, you could uot pick it." "Do you mean to tell me," said she, slopping short in the road, "that you let me come away out here with a gun that has no flint?" "Of course I did. No guns have flints now-a-diiys. They have pereus iot. caps instead." "Yes. I knew thev had cans." she ! said more mi.dly, "but I thought they bad Units too somewhere itiside ot them" it was about half an hour after this conversation, aud Eunhemia was car rying her rifle under her mm in u way that made me tremblo for my life. When we came to a spot where the mail branched. As I did not know which was the main track, I told Euphemia to wait a few minutes while I went for ward to investigate. When I returned I could not see Euphe nia, but directly 1 descried her on the top of a low bank, a short dis tance up the other road. As I walk ed towards her I saw that she was lev eling her gun at something, 'vhich was over the bauk and invisible to me. Accordingly I approached her with noiseless steps. Wheu I reached the bank she was still taking aim, and I whispered to her: "Euphy, what is itT A deer?" She turned to me, and in a low, hol low voice said : "No. It is a bear!" I put my hands on the bauk to scramble up, but she waved me back. "Not one inch forward," she said, "or your rashness will destroy us both. Keep your charge in reserve, lie ready with your rifle if I miss him. It you come up here 1 shall scream, and we are losL ' "Hear me, Euphy," I whispered, trembling with excitement, "Come down and let me up there. Mine is the pobt of danger." "No, it isu't," said she, in that solemn undertone. "It u.-ed to be, hut not in these duys. Don't make a fust. I'm gniii' to tire as dooii us I seo the while of his eves aud he is turning arouud now. If he rin-hes on us, re member the Norttciuufi ! Hold your knife out iu front id you, unit ! t him run ou that! If I have time, I will step aside, and let him rui-h down on it. If it should happen that I Rhotild should perish, when he springs, I want you to remember ahat I tell you now. My gold earringsr not the ones with balls, but the ehaied set niic for Lulie. Tell her to tkiuk of in? when she wears thetu. My large braid I would like Mary to have. ltalway was tM) dark tor me, audi MoyJd suit ber hair. tud tny new beoWi the Republican. in that Faith 1st us to the end, PA., TUESDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1871. Moncstter pair to Bessie. She can't wear them, hut they'll remind her more of my feet, as thev reitllv are. it they are not worn. Little Emmie must nave my nig trunk, rut her name on the end. And the preserves are fur John. You must keen hack I I'm going to fire! De firm. Keep my room always exactly as it is." Bang! and Euphemia sat clown with great suddenness. I sprang upon the bank, and. Peeing she was safe, rushed into the bushes. "Call me it ho resists, said Euphe mia, aud then she sank against a tree. When I returned, Euphemia was herself again. "Oh! lead me to him!" she cried, her eyes sparkling "Did you give him the coup (it graett Let me cut otT his brush to put in my hat that is, if bears have brushes." "1 don't know about bears," said I, "but if I were you, Euphemia, I would n t want to stick in my new straw hat." a heilers tail "A what? said she turning pale. I had no idea- thut Euphemia was such ft good shot. That heifer cost me $'2'J, ;uid the people would allow nothing for the hide. I do not think Euphemia desirer to remain much longer in Sugar Valley. 1'hiUidtlphiu, Pout. HowtoRevehgoanlni.lt. Mr. Editor--! am eighteen vears old, aud 1 have a little sweetheart six teen years old. I called upon her the other evening, mid at nine o'clock her tallier brought in a piece of bread aud butter tor each of us, with sugar on it, and said I need not go home until I had eaten it. I felt insulted, nud left without eating a mouthful. Did I do right? Gkohhe. Yours is a end case, George and one that calls for Keeper reflection than we are capable of giving it. We do not think it would have been to have "riled the old man up;" he might have raised your hopes with bis boot. If your sweetheart really loves you, it would have been better to have accept ed the "lunch" and after eating the sugar otf from the bread aud butter , chucked the latter under the sofa; it! would have mado a grease spot on the carpet and you would thus nave your revenge, lit ri.vi.nirA lliir. I'nma tit flmilf tt it icUt in ilimwW h v.. .., i.t nin Vl,u.b fi.rf V Uv. i..,i to leave at eight o'clock aud listen outside until the old folks were enor- ing; then take off our boots and go liiifk niii-1 boa Hi niil.r m.f 'I rv i,ia ntce and if vou don't cet cam-lit at ir. let us hear from you. If you do get caught at it, nobody will ever hear from you again, there is nothing so condu five to restlessness on the part ot a parent as to know their ouly daughter is sitting up with a greenhorn when she ought to bo asleep dreaming of to morrow's washing. Thai's so. litut ville Herald. Men's Rights. Burleigh tells this florj in the Bos ton Journal: Coming up in the cars quite an amusing iueidcni occurred. The palace curs uecd custom. The common cars are few aud crowded, and those who would be coin loll able are compelled to pay extra and have a seat iu the puluce sul u. Several gentlemen stood. A lady look a whole seat to herself, uud piled up her baggage ou the spot where weary gentlemen would be glad to repose. The lady left her seat fir a moment and went to the rear. A gentleman at once went for it piled the bags on the teat the ludy occupied aud sat down. All watched the opera lion. Soon the lady came on with a quick step. She came to a halt and said, "Sir, you have my scut.'' "1 think not ; your luggage is on your seat." "1 have hud the seat all the way from Albany." "Yes ma'am, and I have stood all the way from Albany, and intend to ride tin rest of the way to Kutlaud." Not an inch did the woman budge ; she held her ground full ten minutes. The intruder was quietly reading the only one in the car that was not absorbed in thesuiiir, The silence was painful. At hut the wuu.au gave way. Iu a huff she siezed her bundles, made for the palace car, aud paid for all the room the occupied. Her exit was attended) will) a short, sharp cheer, and the audience recover ed. The -a! of new converts is prover bial. The Canadians now in New WkhaveiMuii!ybecaniesw.dl'ghi-i,V(f devising a plan lor abating it. td with the United Slates, a.udi a,re so. 'e confess to son curiosity an to tb enthusiastic lor annexation, that they I fleet which a purification of the at-prop-.se to celebrate the anuivcrsaiy j mosphere will have upon the Cincin- ..i ,i.i iii'u) vi iu, rn n "y Columbia--!!", event wbjeh our owij ..ft Ilia .llu.,..ll..sn .ft ! I... citizens do not commemorate Tl... ' "u Cuuadiaus, it is explained, do this to show their gratitude. V the ycoyle of the United tduusciij desiring toabsrk the Dominion., It ip desire exists to any remarkable dc;ret(, the Canadians uloue have discovered it. A uiau in Main plugged his maple trees ou Sun lay, so the sap couldn't run, considi ring i. was a violation of the Sunday law and, besides that, he I wanti-d to io a fishing. daro do our duty as we understand it"-LINCOLN. A Story of General Thomas. Among the stories told of the late General Thomas, is one of an incident which occurred when he and his chief of staff", General OarfieM, were inspect ing the fortifications of Chattanooga in 1804. Ther heard a shout, "Hello, Mister 1 I want to speak to you ;" and General Thomas found that he was the person addressed, by an uncouth, back woods. East Ten ne.-seean. He stopped, and the dialogue which ensued was as follows : "Mister, I want to get a furlough." "Ou what grounds do you want a furlough, my man?" "I want to go home and see my wife." . 7 "How long since yon saw your wife?" "Ever since I enlisted, nigh on to three months." "Three months!" good naturedlv exclaimed Oeneral 11 lomas. "Why, my good man, 1 navn t seeu niv wile lor three years. The East Tenesscenn stopped whit tling for a moment, and stared incred ulously; at length he said: "Well, von see. me and tnv wife ain't that kind." Even General Thomas' grimncss was not proof against the laughter j which he rode away to conceal, leaving j the astonished soldier without nn an- !' w Kiv n t ,l1 l,.v Gen. j Garfield. j Fiajje' Murks. j A short time since, n gentleman cm- filoyed a muson to do some work for imii, and, Hiimiig other things, to "thin whiten" the wulls of one of his chambers The thin whitening is til most colorless until dried. The gru . tleman was much surprised on the next morning after the chamber was fin ished, to find on the drawer of the bureau standing iu hi room, white liu ; gur marks. Opening the drawer he found the same on the articles iu it, aud on a pocket-book. An examina tion revealed the samn murks ou the contents of a bag. This proved clear ly that the unison, with his wet bauds, had oH)iie l the drawer aud searched the hug which contained no monev, aud then closed the drawer without ou'e thinking that any one would know it. The "thin whitening," w!;i' h : happcued to be on his hand, did not show at first, and probably he had no . ,,e 1 'r-v,"g w:n,11 j vel hm wickedness Ifcwara ot evil '"ghts and deeds! r hey will leave their huger marks which will one day ! be revealed. They may be almost, it- not quite invisible at first. Hut even if they should not be seeu during any of your days on eurth, yet thero is a duy coining iu which all bins will bo made manifest. A Precocious Swindler. The Boston Journal ays : The of ficers of one of ur south end stations are much exercised as to what they shall do with a young girl id' about six years of age, who, by her smart ness, bids fair to achieve somewhat id' a local reputation even before she reaches her teens. She is almost daily to he found straying about the streets, bcuriiig I he appearance ot a lost child, her lorlorn looks and appeals uainini; i her the sympathy, and oftentimes the : aid of passers by. Hie frequents the j hor-ecurs, riding until the conductor, i in taking the fares, hods her without scrip .r tickets, aud she is either put otf or else a policeman takes her to the station houi-e, aud she is sent home, only to be found on her travels the next day. A few days ago the "little fraud" was iu clover. When the Odd Felh.w lodges who dined in Boylstoii hall marched into the building she ac companied them, aud one of the breth ren, thinking ber lost, out of sympathy secured her a seat at the table, and af ter she had eaten ull she wished, he, at her request, stepped aside to pro. euie a lobster. After the repast he carried her to a neighboring police station, and was then made aware that he had been duped by a mere child. The parents of the child take little in terest iu her welfare. Hie bugles have aurjg truce in Cin ciuuati, and the war over the Sabbath question is momentarily sus ended in order to enable the citizens to deal with another question which many of them fin' more pressing. That proud evidence of the city's prosperity, the smoke, has all of a sudden nceu voted a nuisance, aud a committee of the council bus been charged with ihedu I . . m w , nati mind and morals, lieasoviug a ,;,-; we k,.,U exuect it to bu very !.'... : salutary indeed. Jokes on Horace Greeley are fash ionable just uow. Tbjs is the latest : "This.ii the 'JOOlh application in a week.. Go to Halifax 1 can't hire ev ery idiw fool." That U what they say Mr. Grveley wrote to a ninn who asked ' him fur a situation. The receiver ! couldn't make it out. io he took it down to ll 'tribune counting-room, and the : caifcicr, stippnsini; it to be an order for k 2U1, paid him that sum. $2 PER ANNUM. Do Not Give Up. A gentleman traveling in the north ern part of Ireland heard the voices of children, and paused lo listen. Find ing the sounds proceeding from a mull building used as a si:hool-hoU9C, he drew near ; and, as the door was open, he entered, and listened to the words the boys were spelling. One little fellow stood apart end aud dis pirited. "Why does that boy stand there?" asked the gentleman. "Oh, he's good for nothing," replied the teacher. "There's nothing iu him. I can make nothing of him. - He is the most stupid boy in the school.'' The gentleman was surprised nt this answer. He saw thut the teacher was so stem and rough that the young er and more timid boys were nearly crushed. He said a tew kind words to lit in, and then plnciug his hand on the nobL hr. w of the little fellow who stood apart, he said: "One of these days you nitty be a fine scholar. Do uot give up; but try, my buy, try!" The soul of the boy roused. II is dormant intellect awoke.4 A new purpose was formed. From that mo ment he been tncstudiniis ami ambitious to excel. Aud he did become a fine scholar and the author of a well known commentary on the bible a great and g'od man, beloved and honored. It was Dr. A. lam Clark. The secret of his success is worth knowing: "D.in't give up ; but try, my boy, try !" The Philosopher's Stone. The recent riu but brilliant John Randolph once rose suddenly up in his se;i'. in the tlouso ot U"presentatives. and screamed out, at the top of his shrill voice: "Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! I have discovered the philos opher's stone. It is Pay as you go I" John Randolph dropped many rich gems from his mouth, but never a rich er one than that. "Tav as you go," and you need not dodge s'leriH and constables. "Pay as ynu go," uud you can walk the streets with tin erect buck and manly front, and have no fear of those you meet. You won't have to cross the street to avoid a dun, or look intently in a shop window, in order uot to see a creditor. "Pay as you go," and vou run snap your fingers nt the world, and when you laugh, it will be a hearty, honest one, and not like the laugh ot the poor iicbtir, Mho looks around as though he was in doubt wh ther the laugh was not the property of his creditors, und not included in articles "exempted from attach incut." "Puv un vou go," and vou will meet smiling faces at home -happy, cherry cheeked, smiling children a content ed wife a cheerful hearth stone. John Randolph was right. It is the philoso pher's stone. A Good Woman. A good woman never grows old. Years may go over her bead, but if benevolence und virtue dwell in her heart, she is as cheerful us when the spring of li'e first . peued to her view w hen we look upon a good woman, we never tlii ik of her age she looks ss charming as when the rose of youth first bloomed upon her cheek. That rose has not faded yet ; it will never fade. In her neighborhood she is the friend and benefactor iu the church, the devout worshipper and exemplary Christian. Who does not love and re spect the woman who has fased her days in actsof kiuduoas nd mercy," ho has been the friend of man and God whose whole 1 i to bus been a scene of kindness aud love, a devotion of love aud religion? We repeat, such a wo mnn can not grow old. She will al ways he fresh and buoyant iu spirits, and active in humble deeds of mercy aud benevolence. If the youiif lady desires to retain the bloom and beauty of youth, let her not yield to the swn of fushion and folly ; let her love tru'li aud virtue; and to the close of life she will retain those feelings which now uiuke life appear a gardeu uf sweets, ever fresh and new. The Diluth Herald savs the people of Duluth "intend to waive that city one id' the largest manufacturing anil trans shipping depots in liu world." This is. I We rigkt kiud of talk,, and we hope it will not nsult iu talk only. The city doubtless possesses many ad vantage as a manufacturing point for certain Kinds of machinery, and it on ly requires the aid und countenance of the people there to induce capital ists to embark in manfacturing. It is related of a mem,berof the Bos ton bur that once meeting in the dog (lavs the estimable S'n of a father of rather r iuivocu.1 reputation, in an ab sent mindvd MomcHt he annuel him by inquitii'g how the old gentleman stood the heat. The ol.i gentleman hud oeen dcud two months. The Stocton IletdJJ, says: Iiiring t ho delivery of her FKetiit last ni'dit: i Mrs. Laura lVFureot Gordon said, "I I u in an American citi'cn. and over twenty-one vears of niio." To this a1 crusty and nrolmhlv distrusted bene - diet .Vied out : "Yon bul you are 1" TU teUitt wuMlectrical, Rates of Advertising. One Square (1 inch,) one Insertion 11 M OneSiiiare " ono month 3( ) OneSiiiare " three la mths... 6 v OneSiiiaro " ono year '!!'",' Two Squares, ono year. A 13 f tunrtrCol. ' ' Half " " W" One " " WO W limine Cards, not exceeding one inch In IcnUi, f 10 per year. Legal noticosat established rato. " These rates are low, and no deviation rtill lie made, or liTiniiuntin amomt patrons. The rates oll'-red are such, m will make it to the advantaneof men dol. business in the limits ot the ireulation of the paier to advertise liberally. A Keen Reply. Legal bullies who n?k women im pertinent questions iu the witness-box ought to get their desert, as did t!i? solicitor-general in the celebrated Tich borne cic, m England. The witnessi was a governess who had formerly betn employed in the Tichborne family. Governesses in England are genera! iy regarded as beings who are made to be snubbed and i.. suited. So the solicito; g' licral snubbed and insulted this one, while she wns te?tifyirg to the identity of the cluimant to the Tichborne es tate with the youfig heir ns she knew him twenty yea is before. At last sl.e had a chance at him wnich si s did cel. hesitate to improve. "Was the young mnu always polite to Indies?" asked the solieitor-geueral. "He was, indeed, polite toward ladies." replied the gov-i-rneniess; and with a well-uuderstood emphasis she added, "gentlemen, I be lieve, always are so." The court-ro;tri burst into a loud lauls, und the solicitor-general turned red in the face. CLIPTOGRAil Genuine beer is ns hard to find as pure nle or purser. Not only are malt and hop beeis largely adulterated ' ut ha rs are made without malt or hops. Sugar, honey, molasses and liquorico are used for malt; alum, opium, gen tian, quassia, aloes, cocculus iodic us, amnrn, tobacco, and unux for hops; saltpeter, Jalap, salt, maranta, green copperas, marble dust, oyster-shells egg shells, sulphate of liu. e, hartshorn, shavings, nut-galls, potash, soda, Ac, to prevent souring. The beautiful cauliflower head often comes from green vitriol, "alum r.ud salt. Tin smack of age, and the tingle to tie palate oticn comes frem vitiol. lake your nle, beer und porter if you will but remember its strength or intoxi cating qunlites may be due to tbo deadly cocculs indicus, foxglove, hen bane, inul'um, and opium, nox-vonnce, and the narcotic power to opium, to bacco and grains ot paradise, smnck your lips at the tingle of lime and pepper, and exult in the lonm ot cop- eras and lime. Is there not death in the beer-mug 1Lhr. E. G. Dalton. When girls are taught nt the mot! er s knee, at the homo nresiue, in school aud in society, that it is as dis graceful for them to be loafers as it for their brothers, we shall have girls demanding and getting that thorough ness of mental and technical training vhich is needed in the successful pur suit of any employment, nnd not bc fote We shall have a standard tin n for scholarship, nnd women will lock upon education as something better than mental ruffles ami furbelows, or as a mere means of enabling them to support themselves in geutcol ihut pchdciire until theyenn marry, aud we shall l.cnr no more of lank of employ ment for women The idea of convoying messages un der the sea, pays Mr. J. Holmes, in n recent article on telegraphy, was filet conceived by Sir C. Wheatstonc, iu the yeur 1840. For his experiment he chose Swansea Bay, iu South Wales, and there, stationed iu au open boat, and with the help of a light-house keeper, be practically set in operation the first submarine telegra; !i cable in the world, consisting merely of a con ducting wire insulated with hemp nnd a resinous compound. From the results of that trial has proceoded the great submarino telegraph eystctn now e. tending over so large a pertion of the globe. A machine has now been perfected which may be upplied to cooling the air of theatres, halls, and all public oi private dwellings. One of these ma chines will cither produce two hundred pounds of ice per hour, or will furnish in the s ime space of time thirty thoub and cubic feet of air cooled to a tern- Iieralure of thirty degrees Fahrenheit, l is probuble that in a few years we will turn ou from the tame registers the cool air in summer and hot air in winter. TUo application of sih h an apparatus to t lie pipes of a heater w ujd be extremely simple, and furnish just we wuut wheu the heater is off duty. An Irish run 3 tiaracd William, and oue Samuel, a Jew, were partuers in tiie ownership und manageiLfTil of a large and valuable ratieho, not n any miles from Yirgioiit City. SuniU' l was upbtuiding his Irish partner toi hL queer mutuigeiu.'ut of r.nnc purti ilar business. William cou.d cuditre it no longer, and retorted: "Kmr, Nam, you had better dry about mv Irish blun ders, for you Jews have nothing to brag of; inere you were fur forty years bringing your foii.s through t'o wil derness, h lit ii any good smart lanke" would have done it in Joiirdays. Sr-u. subsided, and j eace uas restored. We ore infvtuied, says the St. Mary Untitle, that ground has been broken for the Elk and M'Kenn railroad, und it is to be speedily pushed to comple tion. Our citizens will hail this w ith joy, since ii u to give our coal bed a new opening, uud give employment to many men. This new road will reme- ly some little inconveiiieueo now ex- 1 peneneed for a aut ofcires for the , transportation of coal, aud our miners 1 will pave sleady employ meuU