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II I it St It t' llluwtin - - r- t.n;....uu il.n titntla rtl' tllO circulation Of .V Marriages and Death, notices Inserted VUJji IV. lNW. I O. rat is. tue riaiier to advertise liborallv. T! 1f n ( P n, KJ?S hit 1 tt a A N. . I it! H i m business directory. TIONKSTALODGK.NO. 477i I. O. Gk T. 1 Teots every Wednesday evcnlnir, at 8 ITA o'clock. W. R. DUNN, W. C. T. M. W. TATE, W. 8. . KKWTON PKTTIS. MILKS W. TATB. PKTTIS & TATE, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Aim Street, TIONESTA, JM. Isaac Ash, K TTORNEY AT LAW. Oil CltV. Pa. -f Will practice in the various Courts of Forest I'oumv. ah Diisines cninmieu to als enre will roceivo prompt altonti n. 1 ly W. W. Mason.. A TTORNEY AT LAW. Oflice on Elm IX. Street, abovo Walnut, Tlonestu, Pa. C. W. Gllflllan, A TTORNEY AT LAW, Franklin, Ve- nango Co., Pa. tf. N. B. Smiley, . A TTORNEY aT LAW. Petroleum Cen- A tre. Pa. Will practice in the several Court of Forest County. ilS-ly Holmes House, HMONESTA, PA., opposite the Pcnot. 1 C. D. Mubln. Proprietor. Good Nta- bllnn connected with the house tf. Jos. Y. Saul, 1 PRACTICAL Harness Maker and Sad dler. Threo doors north of Holmes House. Tionusla. Pa. All work Is war ranted t Syracuse House, r lniOUTr". Pa.. J. 1 Maofb, Pronio- J. tors. Tho house has been thoroughly relltled and Is now in tho tirst-elasa order, with tho best of accommodations. Any nfornmtlon conccrnincr Oil Territory at this point will be chcorlully furnished. J. A 1). MAUEE, Exchange Hotel, LOWER TIDIOUTE, Ta., P. S. Rams pkelAHo Prop's. This house having House I urnishlng Goods, Iron, Nails, ln.n mtifced Is now tho most desirable ston n tiin riivtr rmxtrniiii. .mm. I Sine placo in Tidiouto. A good Jillliard Uxra atUichod. 4-ly - National Hotel, TRVINKTON.TA. W. A. Hallonback, Proprietor, This hotel Is Nkw, and Is ,ovr open as a first class hnuso, situuto at re junction of the Oil Creek & Allegheny rftvor ana l'ntiodeipma ol r.rie nauro:uis, nnosito the Depot. Parties having to lay yer trains will find this the most conven cnt jiotel In town, with Urst-class mvom- iuk ta lions ana reasonable i-iiarneii. n. Tifft Sons & Co.'s N EW ENGINES. The undorsltrned have lor sale and will receivo ordora for the above Enirino. Messrs. lilUSons A Co. Bve now wiidinir to this market their 12- Iliio Power Engino with H-Horse Power lioi er noculiarlv adunted to icn wens. Officks at Duncan A Challitnt's, dealers in Well Fixtures. Hardware Ac Main St. ni-M door to Cluiso House, Plexsantvillo, and at Mansion House, I itusville. tf. K. DUETT & SON, Agents. John K. Hallock, A TTORNEY AT LAW and Solicitor of Ix Patents.No. 5ttt French strootfopposlte Reed House) Krie, l a. will practice in thosoveral Ktute Courts and the United (States Courts. ' Special attention given to Kollcitir patents for Inventors : infringe- uients, ru-issue and extension of patents .'Krolullj attenilcd to. iteierenncs: tion. James Campbell, Clurlou : Hon. John K. . if..i..i i.i:.. . i r t x. a Tt iJ IllUlll, I IHI1IV11II, jx. xj, IV Sk ... Richmond, Meadville; W. E. Lathy. Ti- onesta. ( Dr. J. L. Acorrb, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, who has had fifteen years' experience in a large and Huccessliil practice, win attend an ' Professional Calls. Olllce In his Druir and lirooory Store, located iu Tidioute, near 'J ulioute House. IN HIS STORE WILL BE FOUND A full assortment of Medicines, Liquors ' Tobaouo. final's. Stationery. Glass, Paints, Oils. Cutlory, and lino Groceries, all of the Istst quality, and will be sold at reasonable rates. 11. R. BURGESS, an experienced Drug gist from New York, has charge of the Store. All prescriptions put up accuratuly. tr. W. P. Mercllliott, Attorney at Law AND BEiL ESTATE TIONESTA, AGIJXT. PA. S7 -tf JOHN A. DALE, PREi'T. MIA. PROPER, VICIPREtT. A.M. STEELE, CASHR, SAVINGS BANK, Tiouesta, Forest Co., Pa. This Bank trausaclo a General Banking, Collecting and J'.xcliangu Jlusiness, Drafts on tho Principal .Cities of the Vnited States and Euroiie bongiitand sold. Gold and Silver Coin and Government Securities bought and sold. 7-30 Bonds converted on tlie most favorable terms, 1 uterast allowed on time deposits. Mar. 4, tf. DR. J. N. BOl.AHD, of Tidioute, has returnsd to his practice alter an ub- M'lu e m f air inoiiths, spent in the llooDi- l lis of New York, where W(ll atUmd t ullx in li;s prsitession. OtiicK in Eureka Drug Store, 3d door 'isive tl.u bank, Tidioute, Pu. 4'Jtf WANTED AGENTS FOR YriiKupha of Enterprise, BY JAM ICS PARTON. A N 'iw Book, 700 octavo pages, well li'.Uiira ni. in uiscly interesting, and v ry lnstr.it nc. Exclusive territory given. Our Tonus ar the most Liberal. Apply to us, ,,i .i mi- it ihoy are uoU A. b. tJ.it; c: C O , iUrUord, Coun. , IS-w. GREAT EXCITEMENT ! at tho Storo of D. S. KNOX, & CO. Elm St.", ioncsta Ta. We are In dally recoiptoi the ajg tand MOST COMPLETE stock o noci:iims and PROVISIONS, EVER BROUGHT TOTHIS MARKET BOOTS & SHOES I FOR THE MILLIONS! which we are determined to sell regardless of prices. HABDWARB AND Machino tools, Agricultural Implements, &c, &c Ac, which we offer at greatly re duced prices. FURNITURE ! FURNITURE I! of all kinds, PARLOR SUITS, CHAMBER SETS, LOUNGES, WHATNOTS, SPRING BEDS, MATRESSES, LOOKING GLASS ES, Ac, Ac, Ac In ENDLESS VARIETY. Call and seo. 7-tl D. S. KNOX, A CO. INSURANCE CO. OF NORTH AMERICA. No. 232 Walnut St Phila. Incorporated 1794. Charter Perpetual MARINE, INLAND & FIRE INSURANCE Assets .iau; 1, lSO'J, 2,U ts,:; M til 000,000 losses paid since its organiza tion. WM. 1SUHLEU, Central Agent, Harrisburg, Pa. MILES W. TATE, Agent in Ti onesta, Forest County, Pa. ll tim REDUCTION OF TRICES TO CONFORM TO REDUCTION OF DUTIES GREftT SAVING TO CONSUMERS. BY GETTING UP CLUBS. S. Send for our new Price List and a Club Form will accompany it, containing 111 1 1 directions making a largo saving t consumer-, and remunerative club organ izers The Cirent American Tea Company, Ml ii VKSI'JY STKEKT, P.O. Box W13. kew yoiiK. 11 it 50O VOL OIK IX OXE. AGENTS WANTED you The Library of Poetry and Song, Beinu Choice Selee'ions from the Best Poets, English, Scotch, Irish and Ameri can. Wuli an Introuucliou by WILLIAM CULLEN BRYANT. Under whoso critical supervision the volume was compiled. Tlie handsomest and cheapest subscrip tion book extant. Over soo picres, beauti fully printed, choicely Illustrated, hand, soiucly bound. A Library of over 500 volumes in one book, wlio.o contents, of no ephemeral nature or interest, will never grow old rr stale. It can be, and will be read and re-read with pleasure by old and younir, as long as its leaves hold together. "A perfect surprise. Scarcely anything ull all a favorite, or at all worthy of place here, is neglected. It is a book lor every household." A'. V. Slnil. "ekii(iw of no similar collection in tho English lanuae which, in copious liess and felicity ol selection mI arrange ment, can at all compare wiili it." A'. )'. Times, Terms liberal. Selling very rapidly. Scud tor Circular and 'ic-i ius to J. B. FORI) tt CO., il Park Place, N. Y. Juno 6, 1871. SUBSCRIBE tor tho Forest Republicrn J it i will pay. A CURE FOR LOVE. A True Chapter from a Chicago Girl's Experience. From the Chicago Mail. "Why did she lovo hiinT Curious fool! be still- Is human lovoth grow thoof human will?" A young lady of this city has, with in the last few weeks passed through au experience which she is tiot likely to lorget, as a judge would say, ' lor the terra of her material life." A mouth ago she was terribly des perately iu love to-day she despises loathes the late object of her all'ec- tions. And it was because of no fault of lis (poor fellow) that the affections of Julia so suddenly changed. It all came about in a most remarkable manner, and it is for the edification of parents and guardians that we give space to the following accouot. The lather ot Julia did the business, but he did it so adroitly and so charming ly that we bid all parants, similarly situated to go and do likewise. 1 lis lather is a member ot the Board of Trade, and keeps a carriage, and boasts a coachman. The coachman id an H'inglishman, a fair sample of the honest but uncultivated individ uals who are ranked in 1'niriaul as "the lower h'orders." The man's name was John, and it was with John that the unhappy Julia was in love. It was not because he was a coachman that Julia loved him. It was not for his good looks. It was not for his accom plishments. It was because he was a man a biped walking on two leers ami because lie was the hrst vomit? member of the male species with whom Julia came in contact on her return from a Catholic school, in which she had received her education. The routine of tho school had been wearisome, the avenues which lend to sentiment had been close guarded, and the idea ot anything like romance carefully excluded. No wonder that on her return she flew delightedly in to the first indiscretion that presented itself to her view, the only indiscre tion was John and John was selected It was so romantic, so delightful, bo sweet. When Jon was informed of the state of affairs, when he was told by Julia that he was her affinity, that tha yearned for him, he giggled, blushed and Raid "he'd be blessed now if it 'warn't as good as a H'inglish play ;' and ended in yearning in return, and calling Julia his affinity. Poor fellow, you should not blame him you know well some of you do know how it is youselves. Stolen interviews, stolen kisses, etc, etc., etc., followed, and then them they took to writing letters. Poor devils. One of John's epistles stained with tears was found under Julia's pillow and the murder was nut. The chambermaid found the letter. She read it and blushed. Then she wondered what she had better do with it ti,a , i. ... u. i .1 t . It. .1.-11 DUO 1 l-lllUMl lOUt. BUU I heiself had hoped to win John, aud then she took it to her mistress Mrs. , who read it and reread it, then she cried and told her husband. That highly respectable member of tha Board of Trade was shocked. He greatest solicitude is never to give of was indignant; he would turn her out ; tense to any one, is a gentleman by na of the house ; no, he wouldn't ; he . ture aud species, though he may never would lock her in her room; no, he ' have worn a suit of broadcloth, nor wouldn t; he would send her to a nun nery ; no he wouldn't, he would, he'd do something. And he did. He called Julia into the library and told her that he knew of her engage ment to John. Did she know the con sequences? She would have to turn washerwoman, for John could not sup port her, and ha certainly would not. Julia was heroic. It was so romantic, you know, and Julia expressed herself ready tor any emergency. "Very well my dear, when do you intend to get married ?" Julia didn't know, but hoped (John would have said oped; that it would ho soon. "The sooner the better my dear, but as you can't well go the stable to see John, and as it is necessary that you should be thrown into his society and get to know him, you had better ask him to diunei to-day." This was put ting a 'new phase on the' matter. It wasn't romantic a bit, but Julia did her father's bidding and bid her lover to the feast. Dinner time came. Julia was dress ed like well, Solomon, in all his glo ry, was not arrayid like unto her. John had got on his best suit of livery "mounted liis best duds." Ilia face was like unto a boiled lobsier, and ho "mopped" it every few minutes with a huge yellow silk handkerchief which his mother had given him before he left homo. Dinner was served. The old folks sat at the entls of the table. Julia on one side, and John on the other. It wasn't romantic a bit, and John looked well Julia since confi dedtly remarked to tho writer, who, by the way, bus assumed John's place in her affections, that he looked awtul. He sat on the edge of his chair, wiped his face with his napkin, ami his mouth with tho yellow handkerchief aforctaid, ho broke one plate, two wine glasses, and upset a dish over the dre.-s I of Mrs. , and then mid lie thought lie had hetter go and after the 'orses. How Julia did laugh as she told the writer of the circumstance. "But did you find out at the table that you didn't really care for him?" "Of course 1 did. "Then vou don't love him now?" "No." "Whom do you love?" What said Julia ? "I ain't agoing to tell, but vou will see a marriage, no tice hy and by." "T. Dodson" of Madison county irginin, in announcing his platform, as a candidate lor the Mate Semite, snvs : I am in favor of discouraging celiba cy by every means in the power Legis lature. A heavy tax should be impos ed on all old ImchelorM, old maids mid childless married people, for the pur pose of raising money to support our free schools. I would also rcqu'rre per sons, who desire the luxury of second marriage, to pay a tax i about two hundred and fifty dollars on their license, the money to go U the school fund. As a further penal' v for celiba cy, I am in favor of appropriating the property ot all persons who never marry, tor the bencht ot the tree school." The singing of swans has been sup posed to be a fiction ; but John A Hialtalin, an Icelander, writes to Na ture that he has olten heard them sing ill one of the firths of estern lee land, where hundreds of them emigre- crate. In the morning and evening their singing is so loud that it can be heard miles away, and the mountains on both sides ring with the echo of it for each individual seems to join in i;i the chorus. The singing has not the slightest resemblance to the cack ling ot geese or the quacking of ducks, It is clear and full, and has a metalic ring. The notion that the singing is sweetest just before the swan's death is prevalent in Iceland. Their nests are in small inland lakes or tarns, only one pair nesting at a single lake. A Venkrable Typo. The Leba non, Tenn., Herald, says that there a man named William . .Harry em ployed as compositor in the oflice of that paper, who completed the ninety first year of his age on the 16th of March. On the day before and the day after his birthday, the old gentle man did a full day s work. He is at his case promptly at seven o'clock, and puts up his six thousand a day without trouble, ihere is no pecuniary neces sity for his laboring at all, and he sets type purely from lovo of the art which he has followed so long. He comment' ed to set typo in 1798 seventy three years ago aud lias continued at the business ever since. Tho venerable gentleman is still hale and hearty He is held in high esteem by the pro pnetors and attaches ot the othce, The subjoining paragraph, clipped from an exchiuiKO, is a valuable little vtrlume in itself: "No man is a gentleman, who, with out provocation, would t eat with in civility the humblest ot his species It is vulgarity for which no accom plishment ot dress can ever atone, Ihemanwh) desires to make every one around him happy, and whose ever heard of a lexicon. Ihere are : men in every throb of whoso hearts i there is solicitude for the welfare of mankind, and whose every breath is perfumed with kindness." An individual is told of as doing business in one of our markets who is down on customers who don't Bpak properly. 'What's cgus this mooing?' asked a customer. 'Eggs, of course,' replied the dealer. 'I mean how do 'Sho !' savs they go ?' 'Go where ?' 1 the customer, getting up his fury : 'what for eggs?' 'Money, money, sir! or good endorsed credit,' answered the the dealer. 'Vn't you understand the English language, sir? says the custo mer. 'Not as you mix and mingle it, I do not,' responded the egg vender. 'What is the price per dozen for your eggs?' 'Ah ! cow you talk,' says tho dealer, eighteen cents a dozen is the price, sir.' It is seldom that statesmen have the opportunity of choosing between a good and an evil still more seldom, that they can boast of that unfortu nate situation where, like the gieat Duke of Marlboroun, they are per mitted to choose between two things that are good, liis grace was hesita ting whether he should take a prescrip tion recommended by the Duchess: "1 will be hanged," said she, "if ii does not cure you." Dr. Garth, who was preseut.iiistantly exclaimed, "Take it then, your grace, by a'l means, it is sure to do good ouo way or the other." A sick man, fclightly convalescent, recently in conversation with a pious friend, congratulating him nnou his recovery, and asking him who his liv sician was, replied : 'Dr. - brought me through. 'o, no, said his friend 'God brought you out of your illness, not tho doctor.' Well,' replied he, 'ruuvbo he did. but I am certain tlie dector wi'l i liar;- mc lor it,' The Oldest Man. From a Pittsburgh Paper. In 1814, when Pittsburgh was but a village, an old man named Jacob ournais, then aged about seventy years, came here from Canada, and af ter a brief sojourn, he proceeded to New Orleans in a keel -hunt. That old mau died last Saturday in Kacas City, at the age of 134 years. Fonr- nais was probably the oldest man liv ing. He was a Canadian Frenchman by birth, but for more than u century he was u hunter and trapper m tho mploy of the fur company, one of the I1 rench vot'tgeurt, as they were called. He was never sick, and only a few minutes bhefore he died was walking about the room. He said to tlie fami ly in the morning that he would "nev er see the sun co down again," and just before sunset the machine stopped and the old man was dead. His age was entered on the census roll last year as 134 years, which is M near as from the best evidence it could be fixed. His recollection of important events was very good, and, as he was an illit erate man, his excellent memory held to isolated occurrences, not of history, as obtained from reading books. This, while it mnde his infor mation fragmentary and unsatisfactory us to the history of that early period of hid life, yet afforded the best evi dence as to his great age. He said he was working in the woods on a piece of land he had bought for himself, niar (Quebec, when VV olfe was killed on the Heights of Abraham. This was September 14th, 1759, and from what he told of his life previous to that, must then have been over twenty-oue years of age. Thinking he might have confounded Wolle with Montgomery 1775 he was question ed fully, but his recollection of names aud incidents was too distinct to leave any doubt, and the some account had been given to others long before. Another event A'hich lie remember ed well, aud which he seemed ahvavs to look upon as a good joke, was that during the occupation of New Orleans by (Juneral Jackson 1814-15 he hud been refused enlistment "because he was too old." The old man often told this with great glee, lie must then have been about eighty years old He accompanied the expedition of Lewis and (Jlark in their explorations uf the Mississippi and the discovery of the Columbia Kiver in 1803-7. His experience during the trip makiiig hi.u a valuable man to the fur company he was afterward employed, as we have stated, until thirty years ago. i' or the past seven or eight yesrs the old man's recollections of faces were often at fault, but his memory of events aud incidents seemed as strong as ever liko pictures in his mind and this retention ot occurrences was the great help in determining his age. The last thirty years of his life w ire passed in quiet and comfort. Ho pre ferred liviug by himself, and always had liis own house, where he kept his pipo and tobacco pouch, und such things as were articles of .comfort to him, mostly such as he had from his residence with the Indians not for getting his rosary and a few religious pictures which hung above his bed. He was very neat in his person, clothes aud housekeeping, and up to the day of his death attended in summer to his tobacco plants and his cabbages. One of his greatest desires was to see a rail road, and when the first locomotive came screaming into the bottom near Kansas City, which was in full view of his house, he was nervous as a child until he visited it. He then expressed himself satisfied, saying lie "cotud tell (iod he had seen a railroad' anil nev er after expressed auy curiosity on the subject. Truly Kansas City could boast of having the "champion old man." Have the courage to discharge a debt while you have the money in your pockets. Have the courage to do without that which you do nut need, however Utuch your ejes may covet it. Have the courage to speak your mind whenever it is necessary you should do so, and to hold your tongue when it is nrudeiit you should do so. Have tlie courage to speak to a friend in a "seedy" coat even though you are in company with a rich one and richly attired. Have tho courage to make a will and a just one. Have the courage to tell a mau why you do not lend him iiianey. A few friends will go and bury us, affection will rear a stone and plant a few flowers over our grave, in a brief period the little hillock will be smoth ered dovn, and the stone will fall and neither friend nor stranger will be con cerned to ask which one of the forgot ten millions of the e.irth was buried there. Every vestige that wo ever liv ed upon tho earth wi'l have vanished away. All the little memorial of our remembrance the lock of hair en ceased in gold, or the pi rtruit that hung iu our dwelling, will cease to have the slightest interest to uny living. A Romantic Courtship. A student who had compleed his studies, anil was commencing his pro fessional life under very favorable aus pices, was on his way home late iu the autumn to make a little visit to the j paternal roof. It was in old times, when the only mode of conveyance for travelers was the stage coach. Among his fellow passengers in the coach was a young lady of very agreeable person and manners, who first attracted his notice by her kind consideration for an oldwomuii, who she assisted into the coach at the wavsido inn. In the course of the day the gentleman be came pretty well acquainted with the young lady, whose name ho ascertain ed was Mary V . He began to feel a strong interest in her, and it would seem from the result that the in terest was in some degree reciprocal. In the course of the conversation that they held together in the stage, and also walking up certain long hills, where such of the passengers as were so disposed got out to relieve the horses, they learned mutually manv particulars of each other's parentage and history, so that as the day passed on they began to leel somewhat like old friends. During the afternoon a rain storm came on. I h road became wet and heavy, and the n ogress made was slow. The sky was overcast, and darkness supervened at an early hour, while the stage was yet several miles fiom the village where it was to Btop. As the wheels went on plowing through the mud atid ruts, the passengers became uneasy, for the driver had no light, The young lady, however, evinced so much calmness and composure as greatly to increase the interest which the student felt for her. ihe danger was real as the event proved, for just as the coach reached the top of the hill, the wheels on one side went off the edge of the road into a ditch aud the coach overturned. The student called out to the pass engers to lie as still as possible, and to get out quietly, one by one, from the openings in the side of the conch which was uppermost. Ho was him self near the door on that fide, and was the first to escape. He then assist ed the otlieis by feeling, for it was so utterly dark that noihiug could be seen. The young lady camo next but one. The road was so wet anil muddy, he said, that she could not step in it. and sho must let him carry her to the bank on the side. She consented. So he took her in his arms and be gan to carry her across the muddy road, feeling his way in the utter drak- ncss, made more intense by the trees of a forest that bordered the road. She yielded herself so readily to his grasp, and reclined her head so confidingly upon his shoulder that he was encour aged to Whisper in her eur, " Mary, are you engaged to be married ?" She nn swered, "No." "Are you willing to be my wife?" "Yes." He sealed the prom ise with tho usual little ceremony, and then placed his prize on a flat stone by the roadside, the white surface of which r fleeted the sky sufficiently to make its from just visible, after which he went back to assist tho other passen gers. They were married, und the lady afterward often told her friends that she always had the most agreeable as sociations with the idea of the upsetting of a stage-coach, though they could not imagine why. It is a curious fact that our hat and cap manufacturers in different locali ties, use ditlereut sizes of hats and caps as standards. Boston and the East ern Slates use the smallest sizes, New York and tho Middle Slates use tho medium to largest sizes, and Chicago and the Western States require the largest sizes. Goods manufactured for one market can uot be he sold for the other, only in exceptional cases. The South use a shape peculiar to them selves and to a large size. The false shame which fears to be delected in honest manual employ ment; which shrinks from exposing to the world a necessary and honorable economy; which blushes more deeply for a shabby attiro than for a in an action, und which dreads tho sneer of the world more than the upbraiding of of conscience this false shame will prove the ruin of every one who suf fers it to influence his thoughts and lite. How many a kiss has been given, how many u cure, how many a caress, how many a look of hale, how many a kind work, how many a promise has been broken, how many a soul lost, how many a loved one lowered into the narrow chamber, how many a babo has gone from earth to heaven how many a little crib or cradle stands silent now, which last Saturday night held the rarest treasure of tho heait? Two good-natured Irishmen, u a certain occasion, occupied tho same bed. In the morning one them in - quired of the other : 'Ditinis, did von hear the thunder last night?' 'No, Pat; did it really thunder ?' 'Yes. U thundred as if heaven ami arth would (time bouitlitr. it ov iti tuu uivii nun .vi... :.. .i:..:i .1.:.. didn't yo wako nio, for you know I it t "'api '.vh't' i! Ihiinde.'i. Singular Recovery of Ring. a Wedding A few months ago a story was cur rent in the New York journals to tho effect that a signet ring, bearing tho monogram "P. K. had been discover ed by a fisherman in the entrails of a a codfish caught in Trinity Bay, N. F. The fisherman, John t'otter, kept the prize iu his possession until recent ly, wheu he was requested in a istter from tho Colonial Secretary to send or bring the ring to St. Johns, as he had received letters trom a iamuy named Burnain, in Pool, England, that the ting once belonged to Paulino Burnain, who was one of the several hundred passengers of the Allen steamship Anglo Saxou, which was wrecked of! Chance Cove (.iN. .J in 1801, the said Pauliue Burnain being a relative of theirs. The fisherman in whose possession the ring was, brought it to St. John's and presented it at tho Colonial Secretary's oflice. The man of fish was introduced to Mr. Burnain whom the Colonial Secretary had sent for on the fisherman's arrival The ring was immediately identified by Mr. Burnum, who called it hia mother's wedding ring, which she had always worn since her marriage in Hudersfield, England, in the year 18-16. The ring was accordingly giv en up to Mr. Burnani, who rewarded the fisherman with bank notes amount ing to fifty pouuds sterling. The Rov. Rowland IP11, in a con versation on the powers of the letter II, where it was contended that it was no letter, but a simple aspiration or breathing took the opposite side of the question, and insisted on its being, to all intents and purposes, a letter ; and concluded by observing that, if it were not. it was a very serious affair to him, as it would occasion his being ill all tho days of his life. A Pennsylvania paper tells of a lo cal preacher who received for his sala ry this year nothing but a curry comb, a" keg of varnish aud two dozen clothe s pins. henever his children cry with hunger he gags them with a clothes pin, scratches their stomachs with a curry comb, and lays on a coat of varnish. A letter from Berlin states tliat three of the leading Freemason lodges of Berlin have issued a manifesto to the other lodges in Germany urging them to break off all intercourse with the French lodges, on the ground that the latter liave violated the fundamen tal principle of freemasonry, via: non intervention iu ecclesiastical aud po litical affairs. A beggar, cne day, said to the Em peror Maximillinn, 'We are all chil dren of the same Father,' as an incite ment to bestow alms. The Emperor gave him a trifle. 'This is a very lit tle for a monarch, said the beggan 'True,' replied tho Emperor, 'but if every one of your brothers gave you as much you would bo richer than I. Tho other day Mrs. Muggins, find ing her self unwell, sent for a doctor, and in the presence of Muggins and her medical man, declared her belief that he (Muggins) had done it. "I didn't do it," shouted Muggins; "It'a all gammon, she isn't poisoued. Prove it, doctor open her ou the spot, I'm willing." There never was a wit at the bar so ready as Cnrran. Upon one occasion, when he had laid down some points which did not find favor in the eyes of the presiding judge, Lord Clare said : 'If that bo law I may as well burn my books.' 'Better read them, my lord,' replied Currau. A severe hail-storm in Nences coun ty, Texas, recently, stampeded a drove) of cattle, which trampled upon each other aud their herders, killing or dis abling a considerable number of the animals, aud badly injuring the men. Tho Boston Traveler has a notion, that suicide, like other crimes, ruus in strata. One timo it is a strata of poi son, again of hanging, again of drown iug, throat-cutting or what not. Now it lias reached tho coal-oil formation. Tho largest organ iu the world ia now building in London for the Hall of Arts and Sciences of South Kensing ton. It will have one hundred aud eleven sounding stops ludepeudout of fourteen couplers. An Irishman recently soliloquised. 'What a waste o' money to be buying mate when you know tho half of it is bone, while you can spind it for rum that hasn't a bone in it.' Tho young lady who thought that the gentleman who raised his hat most frequently to her in the street was her best bower, has beeu left with a lono hand. A L'ctitlemau who ban lived for manv years iu sight of the ocean says it is an uudcuiublo lact that the viciuity of 1 tho C always makes a Lilly location chilly. . . , . w . . A man in a buggy, m West irg.u- '' )vus chttscd 8omo ,mles h? a mtle- , euano. Ballimoro lias I ,RX inhabitant. a church lo rv?ry