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" Let us have Faith, that Right makes Might ; and in that Faith let us to the end, dare do our duty as we understand itw--LINC0LN. TIONESTA, PA., TUESDAY, JULY 4, 1871. VOL. IV. NO. 14. $2 PER ANNUM. II i V II l i II ' A ta. II II li SI ' ' J II II I fl LI tl J H v I Xx LX A. W Lfc MJU AA rVV -ft - vm i as - " "WV JU V " - J sV. JeV Aw. 1 , . . - . i , . . i BUSINESS DIRECTORY. TIONKSTALODGK.NO. 47 7, x. o. a-, t. feet every "Wednesday evening, at I 111 o'clock. W. R. DUNK, Vf. C. T. U. W. TATE, W. M. B, WTOK PITTIS. MILKS W, TATB. PKTTIS & TATK, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, S Im mrttt, TIONESTA , PA. Isaac Ash, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Oil City, Pa. Will practice in the various Courts of Forest County. AU business entrusted to ail care will receive prompt attention. 16 ly ' W. W. Mason, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office on Elm Street, above Walnut, Tlonesta, Pa. C. W. GllfiUan, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Franklin, Ye Ban go Co., Pa. tf. N. B. Smiley, . ATTORNEY AT LAW, Petroleum Cen tre, Fa. Will practice In the several Courts of Forest County, - 85-ly Holmes House, nfONESTA, PA., opposite the Depot A C. D. Mabie, Proprietor. Good Sta bling connected with the house. - tf. Jos. Y. Saul, PRACTICAL Harness Maker and Sad dler Three doors north of Heemes House, Tlonesta, Fa. All work la war raated. tf. Syracuse House, . T1DI0UTF, Pa., J. D Maofk, Pronto tors. The bouse has been thoroughly refitted and Is now la the first-class order, with the best of accommodations. Any formation concerning Oil Territory at ibis point will be cneeriuuy rurnisnea. -ly J. AD. MaUEK, Kxchange Hotel, T OWER TIDIOUTE. Pa.. D.'S. Rams- 'JU pbkl A Son Prop's. This bouse having Men rented Is now tlis most destrame stop slag place In Tldioute. A good JJUliard fcooia attached. 4-ly . . National Hotel, ! TRVINETON. PA. W. A. ITallenbaek . . Proprietor -.This hotel Is Ntw, and Is .ow open aa a first olass house, situate at j ne junction oi me uii ureeic a, Aiiogneny Uver and Philadelphia A Erie Railroads. pposite the Depot. Parties having to lay ver trains win nna tins me most oonven nt hotel in town, with first-class aocora nods lions and reasonable ithargea. . tf. Tim Sons & Co. 'a fVTEW ENGINES. The undersigned have A l for sale and will receive orders ror trie above Engine. Messrs. TitTt Sons A Co. ara now sendinir to this market their 12' Horse Power Engine with U-Uorse Power Boiler peculiarly adapted to deep wells. OcncKfl at Duncan A Chalfant s, dealers Ib Well Fixtures, Hardware, Ac, Main St, next door to Chase House, Pleasantville, and at Mansion House, Tltusvllle. tf. K. BHKTT A BON, Agents, John, K. Hallock, A TTORNEY AT LAW and Solicitor of XI. Patents.No. 665 French streot(oppo8ite Heed House) Krie, Pa. Will practice in thesoveral State Courts and tle United States Courts. (Special attentiontliven to aolicitipg patents for Inventors Tnfringe tueota, re-issue and extension of patents carefully attended to. Refreuoes: Hon. James Campbell, Clarion t Hon. John S. McCatmout, Franklin ; lif L. A A. B. KlcUrnoad.Meadvllle; W.;. Lathy. Ti onesta. S 7 " Dr. J. L. Acom,b, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, who has had ilfteen years' experience lu a large and successful practice, will . attend ail ?rofossiona Calls. Office in his Drug and Grocery Store, located in Tidioute, jiear miuiuuis uouse. . IN HI3 STORE WILL BE FOUND A rill assortment of Medicines. Liquors Oils, Cutlery, and fine Groceries, all of the beat quality, and will be sold at reasonable rates. H. R. BURGESS, an experienced Drug a 1st from Nw York, has charge of the store. All prescriptions put up accurately, II. W. P. Mercilllott, Attorney At jLw. I. CAT, ESTATE AG EXT. TIONESTA, PA. JOHN A. OALI, nT, NN A. SROPIB, VIC I PRIST. A H.STIILI, CHS, TIOUESTA " SAVINGS BANK, Tlonesta, Forest Co., Pa. This Bank transacln a General Banking, Collecting and Exchange Business. Drafts an the Principal Cities of the United Stntcs and Europe bought and sold, Gold and Silver Coiu and Government Securities baugut and sold. 7-30 Bonds converted on the most favorable terms. I ntoreat allowed on time deposits. Mar. 4, tf. NOTICE. pvR. J. N. BOLARD, of Tidioute, has J returnsa to ins practice alter an an sence of four mouths, speut in the 1Jom1 tals of New York, where Kt will atUmd calls in his profession. Oilice in Eureka Drug Store, 3d door above the bank, Tidioute, Pa. 411 f WANTED AGENTS FOR Triumphs ff Enterppts, BY JAMES PART0N. A New Book, 700 octavo pages, well illustrated, intensely interesting, and very instructive, exclusive territory given uur Terms are tne most l.iuerai. Appi to us, and see il they are not. A. t IALK A CO., Uai tforcf, Conn. 12-w. GREAT EXCITFMENT! t the'Store of i D. S. KNOX, Sc CO., Elm St., lonesU P. We are In daily receipt 01 tie arf est and MOST COMPLETE stock GROCEME and rnoYisioxs, EVER BROUGHT TO THIS MARKET BOOTS & SHOES t i-OR THE MILLIONS! whlsh we are detarmlBed te-ssll regardless of prloes. , . AND ' ' House Furnishing Gaods, Iron, Nails, Machine tools, AgriculturaWmplements, Ac, Ac,, A,, which we offer at fc-reatly re duced price. & RNITURE! FURNITURE II ofaUklads, ' PARLOR SUITS, " CHAMBER SETS LOUNGES, . ' WHATNOTS, SPRING BEDS, If ATRESSE3, LOOKING CLASS ES, Ac., Ao., Ac, In ENDLESS VARIETY. Call and aee, 7-tf D. S. KNOX. A CO. . INSURANCE CO. OF NORTH AMERICA, No. 232 Walnut St Phlla. Incorporated 1794. Charter Perpetual MARINE, INLAND & FIRE INSURANCE Assets Jan; 1, 18C9, 13,348.32389 $20,000,000 looses paid slnoe its organisa tion, wm. uuL.Jrt, uentrat Agent, tlarrisburg, Pa. MILES W. TATE, Agent in Ti onesta, Forest County, Pa, 86m REDUCTION OF PRICES TO CONFORM TO REDUCTION OF DUTIES GREAT SAVING TO CONSUMERS. BY GETTING UP CLUBS. SvHend for our new Price List and a Club Form will accompany it, containing fuil dlrootions making a large saving to consumer ana remunerative cino organ lzers The Great American Tea CompauT, 81 A 33 VESEY STREET, P. O. Box 6643. KKW YORK. li-4t 500 YOLIMES I3T OSE. AGENTS WANTED roR The Library of Poetry and Song, Being Choice Selections from the Best Poets, Knglish, Hootch, Irish and Ameri can, witu u.u lutroaucuon vy WILLIAM CULLEN BRYANT. Under whose critical supervision the volume was compilod. The haudHomwt aud cheapest subscrip tion book exlunt. liver noo panes, neauti fullv printed, choicely illustrated, hand. souiulv bound. A Library of over 600 volumes in one book, whose contents,-of no ephemeral nature or interest, will never grow old r r stale. It can be, and will bo read and re-read with pleasure by old and young, aa long as its leaves hold together. i;"A perfect surprise. (Scarcely anything all all a lavorite, or at all worthy of placej here, is neglected. It is a book for every household." JV. Y. Mad. "vvektmw of no ;similar collection in the English language which, in copious ness and felicity of selection and arrange ment, can at all oumnare wiui it." .v. x. Times. Terms liberal. Selling very rapidly, Beuu lor Circular ana l erms to 27 Park Place, N. Y. June o, 1S7I. QUBSCRIBE tat tb Forest Republican vj It wui pay. A PLEA FOR EGGS. Be gentle to the new laid eggs, For they are brittle things; They cannot fly until they're hatched And have a pair of wings. If onoe yon break the tender shell, The wrong you can't redress The yolk and white will all run out, And make a dreadful "mess." 'Tis but a little while at best The hens have power to lay To-morrow eggs may addled be That were quite fresh to-day. Oh 1 let the touch be light That take them from the keg t There Is no man whose cunning skill Can mend a broken egg. Ay, touch It with a tender touch, ' For, till the egg Is biled, Who knows but that unwittingly, It may be smashed and spiled I The Summer breeze that 'gainst It blows Ought to be stilled and hushed ; For eggs, like youthful purity, Are awful when they're squashed. The Carpenter of Marmonte. Marmonte waa walled town in a proTince of France. In one of the nouses near th6 ramparts lived a car penter, named Benoit. He was a sober, man, who said little. He had followed several trades; been a sol dier; traveled a great deal ; and had many adventures; but as he never spoke of them, the' towns-people thought he had nothing good to tell. lbe only person be was at all cordial with was an old soldier named Trappe, who had saved his life in battle. This man was a great talker and boaster. and, Benoit suspected, a knave. He had set up barber's shop in a street near hv. One eveninor he called unon j ti i Benoit, to ask him to drink a bottle of wine at the chevml noir with two old comrades who had served in his regi ment At first Benoit refused; but when Trappe told him it was also the anniversary of the battle in which he had saved his life, he accepted, and in stated on paving the score. When he reached tne caoaret, ne iouna two iu looking fellows whom he bad never seen before.! They sat drinking to gether in the public room until nearly i -,'ii, Benoit, after spending more money than he had ever spent at an inn in Marmonte before, bade them good night andewent home, followed by Trappe, who was talking loudly, up to the room where Madame Benoit and her son were. Trappe laughingly forced them to drink two -glasses of wine with him. Benoit, annoyed, walked to the window, aud when he turned around, was astonished to find Trappe gone. He remembered this afterward, but thought . little of it at the time, he was so Bleepy with the wine. He then fastened his doors and windows aud went to bed. The next morning he waa astonished to find his shop door ajar, and, on going up to his lumber loft that the window was open. ' He said nothing, for it was not his custom to talk about what he did not understand. On co in? to his work, he found the whole town in excitement and talking about a great robbery committed during the night. He soon perceived, too, that he was avoided, and many cast strange glances at him. Then he overheard a neighbor say : "I noticed Benoit's shop-door open ed last night after eleven o'clock, a most unusual thing; no lights police He passed on, so Benoit heard no more, but his suspicions were aroused, He felt sure Trappe did not leave his house the night belore till all were asleep, and that he had opened the door to the robbers. He remembered the wine, too. He went to the barber's shop. "Trappe," said he, "thou hast saved my lite ; 1 shall say nothing." The next day Trappe disappeared, From this time proofs seemed to ac cumulate against Benoit. The police lound the tracks ot the robbers lrom his roof to the rampart. A silver spoon belonging to a family who had been robbed of their plate, war found under the window of the lumber-loft Benoit was arrested and brought be fore the court The judge asked him, "if he left the door and window open V He auBwerod, ".No. "Ihen, said the judge, "do you know who did open them t" "No," said Benoit for he did not know that Trappe had done it "Do you suspect any one?" "No, monsieur. As I am suspected unjustly, I have no right to suspect others. In short, he answered every ques tion honestly, without inculpating Tranpe. The judge, finding no proof agaiust him, was obliged to set him tree. It was evident to bun, however. from the manner of his discharge, and the talk of the people about the court, that he was still suspected. He show ed no emotion, but went quietly home, After embracing his wife and son, who were transported with joy to see him again, be raid to the latter : ' bylvester, you will hear every where that although I am acquitted, I ara no less thought a knave. Be not disquieted ; this will not last forever." His wife was frightened at what he said, and did not believe it She went out to talk with her neighbors. Borne turned their backs and would have nothing to say to her; others looked at her with pity and shrugged their shoulders, as if te say : "roor woman, it is not ner laultr Others declared to her what they thought After defending her husband warm ly, she returned nome weeping, and saying that she "would live no longer in Marmonte. "If I eo away." said Benoit. "I shall leave a bad name behind me." "But what good will it do for you to remain ?" asked Madame Benoit "I mean to recover my rood reputa tion," answered he. But you will lose all your custo mers!" "No," said Benoit "for I will be the best carpenter in town." "There are others quite as good as you ; what will you do to make your self better than they ?" said his wife. "liy taking the most difficult work and trying to make it perfect." Uenoit had work on hand when he was arrested. He hastened te finish it He did it so well, so promptly, and so reasonably, that the firm continued to employ him in spite of their bad opin ion ot him. lis arose two hours ear lier than usual every morning, and re tired later; he labored diligently, so as to hire fewer workmen, and be able to work cheaper, although he furnished the best material and workmanship. Thus he not only kept his own custo mers, but acquired new ones. He knew people thought ill of him, and were often afraid to trust him alone in a room, but he took no notice. and quietly smiled to himself. But if any one spoke rudely to him in the street, while passing along, he gave such a look that the insult was never repeated. He saw, too, how his ac counts were examined, but he took care to make them so clear, so detail ed, and ' supported them with such prools, that bis customers sometimes finished by saying: "You take more pains than you need to take." "No," said he ; "I knew your opinion of me. It is necessary that you should see clearly that I do not deceive you." About this time a bouse took hre .. . . and threatened the one next to it, Several workmen tried to prevent the hre from reaching it, but soon desisted on account of the danger, iienoit ar rived at the door of the threatened house. The servants dared not allow him to enter without leave from their master, whom they could not find. He pushed through them, and entered the door, saying: "If I happen to save the house, you can see afterward if 1 have stolen any thing." He mounted alone to the top of the house, where no one dared to follow him. Passing through a chamber, he saw a watch lying on the. mantelpiece. lie put it in bis pocket to prevent its being stolen; then thinking if he were to perish in the flames, and this watch found on him, it would prove him a robber, he concealed it in a vase near by, climbed to. the spot nearest the fire, stood where the flames had al ready reached, and, with a few blowa of his hatchet, cut off all communica tion between the two houses. Coming down, he met the master of the house. He showed him the watch. "I put it there," said he, "because I thought if it were stolen you would think I took it" The upright conduct of Benoit, con stantly seen by the public, began to make a favorable impression. A rich man came to the province to build a large manufactory. He in quired for , the best carpenter in Marmonte. It was impossible not to point out Benoit. He employed him, and was so pleased with his teal, intelli gence and uprightness, that he at once pronounced him an honest man. As he was a person of importance, this produced great effect. The reputation of Benoit at a work man soon extended throughout the province. He was put in charge of great enterprises, lie was even able to undertake smaller ones on his own account. This brought him in contact with men of all classes, and every one spoke highly of him. He was watch ed no longer. People still wondered how his win dow and door came to be open on the night of the robbery, and many be lieved he could have told. The rich man who had employed him to build his manufactory, aud who was very much interested in him, told him he ought to explain the circumstance. "Why should I?" asked Benoit. "My reputation, for honesty is estab lished.' The adventure was almost forgotten, when a robber named Trappe was ar rested in a neighboring province, who confessed that he commiuelTthe deed which had nearly ruined poor Benoit "Well," said Benoit quietly, when the towns-people came to congratulate him "I was sure an honest man could not always pass for a knave." Pleasure. Tis pleasant to watch the pale, silvery moon, when bright clouds are passing it by ; so it is to be born with a silver spoon in one's mouth to eat sugar and pie. It is pleasant to hear the sweet robin bird sing, his gay song of the rising' tun ; 'tis pleasant to taste the keen pepper sauce stinging, when eating boiled eggs, oh! 'tis fun. 'Tis pleasant to ramble the high creek alone, when the freshet doth loudly roar, 'tis pleasant to watch at the sound of the gong, the boarders rush to the door. Tis pleasant to tail on the Northern lakes, in a govern ment revenue cutter, 'tis pleasanter still to eat buckwheat cakes all cover ed with lasses and butter. 'Tis pleasant to ramble the wcodt among, thro glens and dark shady cloisters, tis pleasant to list to your sweet heart's long, but my gracious I tis fun to eat oysters I But the pleasure of all pleasures, the greatest of all, panacea for minds that are sick, is to sit in the sun by the side of a wall and whittle a soft pine stick. . AChanoefor Capitalist!. A ' good naner mill situated in FiankTin would be a paying institu tion. Papers printed in the Western end of Pennsylvania are supplied with paper from points no nearer than Pittsburgh or Cleveland, much to their annoyance by reason of heavy demands on the mills. A paper mill at this point.besidee commanding a trade with in a few hours' reach of our city that would keep it busy, and having facili ties for transportation almost unequall ed and not surpassed by any town in the State, would have the advantage ef an exhaustless water-power. We do not exaggregate when we say that in point of water-power Franklin hus a superiority over any of our neigh boring towns. The advantages of a paper mill at Franklin can bo appre ciated by our neighboring journalists who have experienced vexatious de lay in receiving thetr surplus from a distance, and we commend the subject of establishing a mill in our city to their atteniion, hoping that a general discussion of the matter will attract the attention of some manufacturers who may tee the rich harvest ready to drop in the lap of enterprise. Some of our own capitalists might take the matter in hand, but an experienced paper manufacturer would be more apt to make the investment pay. To be successful in making a paper mill riav reauires as much tact aa anv oLh- er business, therefore we commend the project to paper men. Venango Spec tator. We would like to know if there is a man on Tionesta who can beat the following. If there is, let him now speak. The Warren Ledger says : The championship for the most won derful teats of ratling is awarded to new contestant, D. Miles, Esq. Our special interviewer becoming deeply interested in the bestowment of these honors, paid a visit on Friday last to the board landing of N. Sill, in Pleas ant Township, and learned the follow ing facts : . Mr. Miles with two full crown assis tants, and a sprightly lad to furnish the ice water, bored the bottoms, raft ed and bound off duriug the working hours' of a single day ten thousand nine hundred and twenty tve and a-haff Jeet of one and one-eighth inch boards. Mr. Miles appeared in good working trim, tough and bardy, that led us to enquire as to his diet, and were in formed that the staple articles consist ed of Allegheny salmon and bass, fried frogs, mountain oysters, with an abundance of vegetables, and an in terspersion of ie water, to meet re quirements. Mr. Miles seemed but slightly fatigued looked remarkably well ; but was unbounded in indigna tion that Hall, Crocker, Dunn, Chase, and others, should presume to be the champion raftsmen ; and our inter viewer being of the same opinion con ceded the championship to Mr. Miles. On Saturday, the 12th inst, O. L. Disbrow of Captain of the Wizard boat club of this city, forwarded a challenge to the second crew of the Undine boat club, to pull them a three mile race (1 i mile and return), on the Fourth of July; the challenge to re main open ten days. Yesterday a re ply was received from Authur B. Starr, of the Undines,accepting the challenge in behalf of the "Second Crew." The start is to be made at 10:30 a. in., weather permitting ' The course will probably be from in front of the ele vators, over the old course, past the . & P. docks, turning a stake and rrturuing to the starting point. If some of the gcod citizens of Erie would make up a purse for the crews to compete for it would be apt to put more nerve into the ooutest by furnish them a tangible incentive besides the empty honor of being victorious. If the day is fair and the bay reasonably smooth, we shall have the pleasure of witnessing two fine racing crews at work, whether the citizens are liberal enough to offer them any encourage ment or otherwise. Erie Dinpatch. A Boston woman refused to permit her husband to go on a fishing excur sion, "because he was very apt to get drowned when he went upou the water, and, moreover, did not know how to swim more than a goosa," ' Walter Scott on Printing. Sir Walter Scott, in his great histor ical novel of "Quentin Durward," finds an opportunity to pay a fine tribute of the art of printing. In the magnificent scene where .Louis Al. in troduces Quentin to the splendid apart- uieut of the learned Ualeotti, that he may learn from the planets the future destiny of the yonng soldier, they fiud the famous astrologer surrounded by all the instruments of science, and poring over a printed book. King Louis, who instantly recognizes the specimen ot the new art, asks wun surprise bow one, belore whom the heaven bad unrolled her celestial vol umes, could descend to an interest in the new-fashioned art of multiplying manuscripts by machinery. The seer, in all the dignity of hit great knowl edge, answers the king : "My brother, believe me that, in considering tne con- seqencet of this invention, I read with certain augury, as by any combina tion of the heavenly bodies, the roost awful and portentous changes. When I reflect with slow and limited supplies the stream of science hath hitherto de scended to us ; how difficult to be ob tained by those most ardent in its search; how certain to be neglected bv all who regard their ease : how lia ble to be diverted, or altogether dried up by the invasion of barbarism ; can 1 look forwarded without wonder and astonishment to the lot of a succeed ing generation, on whom knowledge will descend like the first and second rain, uninterrupted, unabated, un bounded ; fertilizing some grounds, and overflowing others; changing the whole form of social life ; establishing and overthrowing religions; erecting and destroying kingdoms. But not in our time, my royal brother, will these changes come ; this new invention may be likened to a young tree, whica is now planted, but shall, in succeeding generations, bear fruit as fatal, yet as precious, as that of the Garden of Eden ; the knowledge, namely, of good and evil. The scene is admirably conceived, for it must be remembered that Louis, although the slave of the superstitious of his day, was a man of keen intelli gence ; that he is believed to have ex ercised his personal influence to liber ate Faust from the prison in which he had been thrown on the charge of hav ing magically produced manuscripts of absolutely identical appearance ; and that he afterwards despatched Jenson, the artist from the royal mint, tosudy the art in its cradle, the city of Mentz. Jenson, the apt pupil of SchoetTer, would have prosecuted his art in Paris, but that the death of Louis deprived him of his expected assistance ; and finding a warmer welcome in Venice, he added his fame to the literary glory of that great city. trmtert VircxUar, Undue Familiarity. Une ot the great lauita in modern manners is the habit of undue and im proper familiarity. Some of the cleverest of men fall into the way of squeezing hands in the moat violent manner, of slapping even their seniors on the back, and other rude modes emphasizing their familiarity and as suming a close proximity oi person quite uncomfortable to persons of good breeding and taste. Others again have an offensive and familiar habit of using personalities, displying a knowl edge of intimate and strictly private matters which one would scarcely care to have known to one's particular friends, much less the subject of rude and unmannerly conversation by com parative strangers. The Democracy are continually harping on the extravagance of the Republican party and crying for re trenchment and reform. We hope all the members of both political parties will note th9 fact, that whilst in twenty-eight months the debt of the city of New York, which is under the heel of the Democracy, has increased 52,51(1, 566.17, under the administration of General Grant the taxes have been re duced one hundred millions, and the national debt nearly two hundred and fifty millions. How could the country bear up under Democratic ascendency? We feel persuaded that ur -years' rule of the Democracy would render the nation bankrupt 1'itttburgh Oa- tette. The Mercer Press, the organ of the "Unterrified" of Mercer County goes on to say : The abandonment of the vital prin- ciple by the llarrisburg Convention , has already cooled the ardor of tens ! of thousuuds of the truest Democrats ' that breathe, who, if the 15th Anieud I is to stand, can see so little difference between a Repuhlicun and a Demo cratic platform as to make it scarcely . worth the trouble to fold up a ticket tor the bollot box. There is a fence standing in Ger roantown, Pa., which was in its.present location iu Revolutionary days, aud 1 bears marks of the battle there. The boards were originally one inch in thick ui'bs, but coustaut exposure to j the weather for a century has reduced I them to one-third of that. Paft Colt. A gentleman who favors us with some reminiscences respecting the ear ly settlement of old Derryfield, N.H., relates the following anecdote : When my grandfather resided at Goffstown aud Deny Geld, then settled by the Irish, he hired a wild sort of an Irishman to work on his farm. One day soon after his arrival, ho tola nun to take a bridle and go out in the field ann catch the black colt "Don't come w 'it him," said the old gen tleman, -trick started and was gone some tiu. , but as last returned with out a bridle, with his face and baud badly scratched, as though he had re ceived bad treatment. "Why. Patrick, what is the matter r What in the world ails you T "An faith, isn't it me, your honor. that never will catch the old Diaca. colt again t Bad luck to him 1 An didn't he all but scratch the eyes out of my head? An' faith as true as jdy shoulders are my own, I had to climb up the tree after him 1" "Climb a tree after him? Nonsense! Where is the beast?" . "An it's tied to the tree he is to be Bhre.y.e.r.h?.nor',!, .i. We all toliowea rainca to mo rv. to get a solution of the difficulty, and on reaching the field we found, to our amazement, that he had been chasing a young bear, which her succeeded in catching after a great deal of rough usage on both sides, and actually tied it with a bridle to an old tree. Bruin was kept for a long time, and was ever after known as Patrick s colt. An Irish woman who came to this country about a year ago, aua seiuea in Pennsylvania recently, grew so homesick that she became insane auu attempted to starve herself, taking no food for . twenty-two days. At the end of that time Bhe was helpless, and was promised if she would eat she would be taken naca to hcimu. made her friends set the time at two weeks in which she was to start, auu as they were not ready at the exact day she took to her old tricks again. Seeing it was useless to put her off they commeuced the journey, when she began to recover reason and health at once, and is probably now as well and happy as any one. The prospects now are that there will be some liquor drank in the sur rounding villages on the Fourth or of July. There will be none used in Titus ville. Titusv7Ze Courier. The "surrounding villages is one of the Courier's peculiar jokes, but when that paper asserts that no liquor will be drank in TitusviUe ou the Fourth of July, it cannot was; in the language of the old lady, "Oh, good ness, my, what a lie I" Are the nfty eight licensed grog shops, and pro bably double'thnt number unlicensed, in moral Titiifville, to. be closed on the Fourth? If so, very little of the ardent will be punished. Otherwise not. Pet. Cen.Itee. Three years ago a citizen of Boston, Mr. Z. M. Smith, undertook a tour of the Ilocky mountains in his own car riage, in company with his wife. The jouruey, one of the most remarkable ever made by a lady, was accomplish ed a few days ago ; und the travelers returned to their homes lost week. They made with their own horse twelve thousand miles, and over thirty thous and by steam, saddle and in Indian canoes, visiting every mining camp and village from Montana to Mexico, at an expense of over $25,000, travers ing nearly every canon, road or In dian trail. Their object has been to embody in lectures the results of their rich and varied experience. A church in Little Tvock, Arkansas, had to employ another preacher be cause the deceased interfered with a dog fight which one of the young con verts hod set going in front of the pul pit in the midsf of the service The youthful convert fired at the pastor. He said he bolieved it was his dog fight, and he wouldn't stand any for eign interference. "Mr. Brown, you said the defendant was honest aud iutelligent, what makes you think so, are you acquainted with him ?" "No, sir. I never seed him." Why, then do you come to such a conclusion ?" "'Cause he takes ten newspapers, and pays for 'em in advance." Verdict for defendant. A Boston grocer, who excited the ire of one of his customers by present ing at his house his bill for goods rendered, was waited upon soon after by a daughter of the debtor, who said: "I wish you wouldn't come with that bill when father's at home it makes him nervous to be duuued. The grocer apologized. . "Ah !" suid a Sunday school teacher, "Caroliue Jones, what do you thiuk ycu would huve been without your good father and mother?" "I suppose, mum," said Caroliue, "I suppose as I should ha' beeu a horplian." Another argument for the abolition of the frauking privilege is found in the fact that letter writing caused the illnctg of Colfax.