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ATTORNEY AT LAW, Petroleum Cen tre, Ha. Will practice in the several Courta of FsresttfoUnty.p W-lt T 1 . 1 Holmes House, ' ' ' nnONF-STA, PA., opposite the Pepot. L C. 1. Maine, Proprietor. Good Nta bMng conuceMd with the house, ,. tf. Jos. Y. Saul, PRACTICAL, Harness Mnker and Rad Uler. Three doors north of Jloluies House, Tionest, Pa. All work Is war ranted, tf. Syracuse House, TIMOUTK.Pa.', J, A V Mofr, Vrople tori). The ho u tie has been thoroughly relltted and is now in the nrst-clasa order, with the best of accommodations. Any 1 1 r urni ion ooncerniug Oil Territory at this point will be cheerfully furnished, -ly J. JkD. MAUF.K, Exchange Hotel, T OYVKIt TID'IOVTB, Pa, I. S4IUM. 14 dkki. A 8nM I'rop'K. This lamse having been re II tod is now the most desirable stop piur place in Tidioute. A good Billiard Koom nttuulitkU "'-v National Hotel, TRVINKTOX, PA. W. A. TInllenback, rropriotor. mis notci is xkw. anuis .iw epen as a first olawt house, xlluuui At no Junction of the Oil (.'reck A Allegheny .liver and Philadelphia A Erie ltailroads, ppoHlte the lnxt. Parties haviiiK to lay vor trains will Mud this the niont conven crt hotel in town, with AraUeloH. aceotti Modstions and reasonable nharires. tf. Nkw, and is TifTt Sons 4 Co.'s VT Bff KXO 1 X F.S. Tho nndors!irr.i(l have i lor ni wili regeivo tjdera for tho alMive Kuirlna. v Met-nr. Tim Sons A Co are now seiidnifr to this market their 12- Ilnrse Power Knlno with 14-Horse Power Uoiler peculiarly aduptcd to deop wells. , OrFTcR! at Diiiiciin Chalfant adcalera In Well Fixtures, Hardware, c, MamSt. next door to Chase House, Pleasautville, ami at Mauslon ItoiiHe, J iliiHvuie. tf. K. BRETT A SOX, Agents. , . i . Jolrv K. Hallock,. i: . A TTORXEY AT LAW and Solicitor of Patents.No. M" r rench xtriuitloppoBite Itued llouke) Krie. I 'a. Will practice in the several Ktnte Courts and the United titctts Courts. Spm'iul attention tfiven to aolicitir patents for Inventors : infrinire- uientk, re-lsHue and extiiHion of patents raireruiiv aitenuoii lo. itcierunceH: non, James vanipbellt Clarion f Hon., John H, MrCalmont. Franklin r H.- 1 A A. R. Richmond, Mcadville; W. E. Ijitliy- Ti oneNta. f 2 7 Dr. J. L. Acorrb, OHYSICIAN AND SUROEOX, who has had fifteen years' experience in a larjro N and suwessful prai-tice, will attend all . 'Professional Calls. Olltce in his Drut; and Orocery Mtoro, located in T idioute, near Tidioute House. " " " IN HIS STORE WILL. BE FOUND A full assortment of Medicines, Liquors Tobaeoo, Cluars, (stationery, (ilaxs, Paints, , Oils, Cutlery, and tine Urot'eriea, all of the best quality, aud wll be sold at reasonable raloH. If. R. BURGESS, an experienced Pruij aist from New York, has charge of the Sur. All prescriptions put up accurately. . P. Mercilliott,.''. Attorney at Iw1. ItSAIi ESTATE AGEXT. 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Half way up the mountain tide, looking down U(Mn the valley- of the 2 CuuilcrUiid, twenty year ngo, too! a country inn, famous lor the goodness ' of iu cheer aud tile licurtiiios of iu host, Cleoplias CooUt by oume. Iu tho summer of 1830, the "Moun tain House" bo the inn Was culled had more than iu uaiial (junta of vuit o.h, odq of whom hud come: to die. Af ter a lew days he kept ti is room, and' in a few more. he breathed his last, , whispering liame ot loved ones lur away.' 1 r CJTU AO V lieu the strantrcr's trunk was open- . ed (which was duu by the landlord in the presence or two ot bis gtieM one a doctor, the other a clergy man ulo least we took him for such, on the strength; of hie oravni and con versa- lion,) it was lduiid tiri-oiltaln a bonsToV crubie sum of bank notes. Of these Mr. Coote made a complete list, noting their numbers uud deiiomiijutioiM w al ter, wliivh lie cart'l'ully scaled them up. and locked them away iu a drawei in in his own bedroom lucts to which he likewise called the attention of the doctor.aud'utiuUter. '!;),.; '';- ' On the evening of the funeral, the conversation as was natural, took a serious turn. Front death the transition was easy to the subject of departed spirits and, statu.;; And here ml animated discus sion sprang up bclweeu the clergyman aim toe uuliui. , , j , "Whatever may or mayn't 1)0,", in terpnaed our worthy host, "there's .one thing Borne of you muy have reason to believe iu before you leave these parts," ..."What's that.?":, 1 venture to ask, 1 " "The Man of the Mountain,",; Mr. Coote answered. . , '." '" ; 'And who's he?" inquired several. "That's the . question," said Mr. Coote,- "1 ciio only tell you what I saw of. bin) oilier may describe him dif I'erontly. (it was early one 'umming; as 1 stood on a-piir-of the inoiint'm looking down into the vallev, inut J eaw at a distance, and giug' "straight up at me, a frightful object in human shape, at least forty feet high. . , - I ."Oh, llr. (Jwlvl " screamed Ac: ia , OlieS. . , . , , ....I "It's every word trite, and I can bring twenty witnesses who will tell u similar story." ' "Vell what did yoq tlo?' some, one inquired.;1 ; '"i j "Ti)Ufany,scrBible mart w'tiuur, said Mr. Coote "took to niy heel and run away." i .. . . ; . . it was plain our host was not joking, iind all felt convinced that he thought be hud seen what he said he hud, , That there's a dash of superstition, even In the most skeptical, is a saying as true as 'me. 1 Uoubt if any one ever slept ; quite comfortably in a chamber reyuted to be haunted, or crossed a graveyard ulono in the dark, witho'iil wishing himself 'safely over, Mr, Coote'a accuunt, it was easy to see, made a deepor impression tlmii any of us would have cared to turn ; and there is no reason to believe that more than one iuiuate Mountain House went to sleep with their heads covered, , " ' I bad laiu for some time musii;g on Mr, Coote' curious statement, anil had just fallen asleep, when I was aroused by a loud shout, followed by a succes sion of terrific screams. 8pringing from the bed and opening the door, Iran in the direction of the sounds, which led me straight to Mr. and Mrs. Coote's chamber. ' 1 Before I had ti...e to ask. what '. was ' the mutter, half the lodgers hud ap peared on the scene, and Mr.' Coote, lamp iu bad followed by his sp,.use both pale aud trembling rushed into the hall way. , " "Ghost 1 the ghofct!" the pair ex', claimed together. "The ghost! what ghost?" inquired all the spectators once. . , . ', . . , , "Tho dead tuau's ghoU," cried jxwir Coote iu a voice sliakcu with terror. "We had gone to bed . with our lump 1 burning, ui itlur and I. Mother's a light sleeper. . The least noise awakes her, I might have dozed through it if she hadn't nudged me. When I awoke she was all in a tremble and too frightened to epeuk. 8he motion ed towards .the bureau, where the deud man's money wus; an J sure enough, there he stood iu his uindiug sheet, his face pale aud ghastly us we saw it iu his collin. ile had ei.her tukeu the key from my pocket, or brought anoth er iu Lis own ; fur at once he proceed ed to unlock the drawer and lake out the paekuge of money, ulter tthieh be passed out, aud mother and 1 gave the alarm as soou as passible. . ; . t . The lirst idea nf those self-possessed enough to bavu any, w:is that a skilful robbery bud been committed, and that it might not he too late to discover the the thief. Lights were procured and immediate seureh began. The tim ob ject found was the skepticul doctor, sluudiiig in the passnge shivering and speechless. His eyes were fixed, as if spell bound, on the door of flip cham ber lately occupied by the dead man. "v hat's the mutter, doctor " J busteued In ak. It was md ;i!l the question had been several limes repented ihut uu answer was given. EPBBMGAN. in that Faith let ua to the end, PA., TUESDAY, APRIL 18, 1871. "Has any else seen it?" heat length commanded strength to utter. "Heen vhat?V ' : . "The ghost I the ghost!" he cried repenting the words of father ai.d mother iote. Being further questioned, the doctor made a . revelation that was ''passing strange. He hud retired to his room, but not to bed. At the lime of the alarm, hurrying into the pnssnge, he met a ghastly, sheeted form, whose progress he attempted to stay. It stop pod.nnd slowly raised its hand towards heaven, w hence in a solemn, unearthly Voice, came tho words, "Touch him at thy nml's pcriJ 1" Thq apparition thru Vanished into the room recently "ten anted by the deceased slrunger; and the doctor had remained motionless with fright; till found as alreadg men tioned. , , ', ,"' ' , . ','.': ' , . The first thing was to search the apartment in which ' the spectre had taken refuge. The door not being locked we hurried in; but nothing' was discovered but the fact that ' no one was there, and the impossibility of any person's having left the chamber, Eave lit the entrance which the doctor was positive no one had done. The only window of the apartment remain ed fustened on the insde; and a doof communicating with the clergy mini's room, as that gentleman whom we had some difficulty in waking pointed out, was bolted ou his side. . , All efforts to unravel the mystery proved abortive. Whatever spiritual agency the affair inyolvcdtwo very material facts were patent ; the dead mau's monev was trotm from the draw er, and the' key found iu the luck bad been lakcu from Mr. Coote's n'.icket. ' Our little community began to be demoralized. Those who didn't believe the house was hmiutcd, thought there were thieves iu it the upshot being a universal packinu up preparatory to a general stampede. Ou the, mornidig "tljSfirii rhitcVwas to Ic.ve, I very grealfy a'slonisheir th6 Company by hinting' at' he'i jprbprieiy of a search of the, TjHggnge of, every guest for the missing BMjiey a course I had reason lor, us the "reader will see presently. . ,-' .. ...--, In my customary rumble that morn ing I hiKniiu's two jmportant discov eries.' f tainting on il JirojettBd Vock', with In -"tack t(tUe" siitT. and looking Hcn.-s a glen from which a dense fog was rising, I snw a gigantic humaii figure, quite as tall us ; that 'described by. Mr. CsMite. it stootl facing, ami 8ectneu looking uitiMitly at mc. 1 was to i much amazed at lirst to note, as I : did a moment after, that its garb was the exact counterpart ot my own. ltuiriug "my ' hand to secure my hat against a sudden puff of w ind, the tuo '. lion was repealed by the tiguio with grotesque exactness, as were several other gestures I made by way of ex peri men L- ; Il was unquestionably my own image, reflected by the fog, anil thrown lorward us a concave mirror. . bo-much foi the "Man of the Mouu tain." i ;"My next discovery bore Upon the ghost question. Certain sou nils at the base of the rock caused me to stoop forward and look iu that direction. 1 saw a man In the act of f rying ' up a stone.,, From beneath it he took a pa per .packet, which he thrust' into his pocket, ami thea walked liurridly away ; but the glimpse I hail cuuglit of Ins features tilled me with even great er astonishment than had the Man of the Mountain. Suffice it to say, I felt couvineed that a search fur the missing I money might uot prove fruitless. .When I proposed it, many grtiin b'eV at it as a needless annoyance. Nevertheless none felt at liberty to ob ject When every thing had been overhauled. to no purpose, 1 ventured to iucur still further displeasure bv laying my hand ou the clergyman s arm, aud saying : "I uow propose a personal search, and fo begin with this gctith tmiu I" .,, .' "Fie! i tiir . ahame !" chorused the ladies. ' ' . 1 "This is rcully going u little too fur,'' expostulated the doctor, i "It is an itisult to mv cloih !" said the luiiiistcr, Junking mure frightened tlmn indignant, however. ' - "Ilia cloth'.", interrupted a strui.gei who had just arrived "that's the only clergical thing about him. I'm dc tective Mi'Clutcheu in .quest d' the biggest thief in America, and there he is!."' ' ' "T J "r - ' ' III n thrice the o(livr hud his game in hiiud and quicker llun it takes to till it, from ouo of the p.-vlnJo pursou t pockets was pronnced thu pare, I 1 hud su taken from under the stone. Mr. Coute found il to contain thu. idcuti cal bank-notes described in his list, ol which he resumed charge, till they shot. Id be reclaimed by the late owners friends. The guests about to leave unpacked their trunks, and concluded to remain. The detective und his prisoner hud ur gent business elsew here. In answer lo pressing solicitations, I ave detailed account of the morning's discove ics. Kvery thing looked plain enough now. A tlil from his ow n bed, and a little chalk, had transformed the mock min ister into a very respectable ghost, while the communicat'oui between live t.io chambers, accounted for the mys terious disappearance. The only duz- dare do our duty as we understand it"--LINCOLN. tcliug fact remaining, was the voice that so alarmed the doctor; but that, too, was finally cleared up. The thief was an accomplished ventriloquist. Murk Twain. , Don Piatt, who met Mark Twain at a dinner party in Washington theolh-1 .j j... .1 ... , . I ., . ir I er uay, inus saetcnes ine well Known humorist: . "Ibis was my first meet ing with Mark Twain. One would not pick Mark nut from a crowd us a hu morist; indeed one would not venture to pick him out its a literary character at all. He looks more like a member of the Ohio. Legislature, (if you know what that is,) than anything else. That is, a sort of a uuui who had narrowly escaped being made Commissioner, and so was returned to the Legislature. He ..... ....i.. i i -.i .1. ... is noi. ouijr careless nuout ins clothes. 1 but he is Positively ignorant on the i suoject, and labors under the impres sion that the garment that hangs so loosely upon liis shoulders is a coat. From under' his bushy hair liis luce peers out, presenting "a square, well proportioned forehead,' keen gray eyes, u hooked nose, a well developed mouth, exhibiting a goo,i deal of decisiou,aud a chin thut rounds out," supporting the whole, no part of which will you find a particle of the humor for which lie i distinguished. His face, ou the contrary, is a sad one, and when all are iu roars ur mud him, he continues iu a state , of duus.a' goleinuily., His voice is the m-,st extraordinary voice I ever' hvard. Ii is a cna between Horace Greeley and Tim Liucolu. He drawls uis words out in the most pre posteroLs manner, giving a drollery to what he says utterly beyond descrip tion. Murk Twain's name is Clemens." . . Hold Fast Below. A party of Irishmen, once upon a lime, coiittucte.i to cleati a very deep Well. Having none of the usual con veniences, employed for such purposes, thry were at a lo: lo gel one of the party on a little ledge neur the bottom to assist in the: procets of getting out the water, mud and etc. At lust Jim my l'helaii, u , herculean fellow, pro posed a. plan winch was considered just the thing. ' ' "' , It wus this : Jimmy was lo clasp his big fists arouud the windlass; . theii auoihur of the party .wa to claiuuer down and hold ou by his legs, and so on until the lust man should be able to leap upon the ledge. ,: , lieiug slightly corned with liquor, the party prepared for the descent, withoulr stopping- io contemplate the difficulties involved iu llie adventure. Willi bared breast, and sleeves tuck ed -up, big Jimmy seized tho round portion ot thu y iudlass, directly over thu well and swung himselt over. An other of the party crept down Jimmy's body aud grasped him by tho boots. After several more had billowed suit, and the human chain began stretch tar Into the well, Jimmy became alive 1 1 one great difficulty: the windlass did uot atl'oid him a good hold, iu the first i place, and the weight was be-jqiuing in tolerable. " ' ' ' 1 ' At lust human sinew could stand it no longer, and Jimmy hailed the low er link in the chain with: 1 "lie jalers l'ut, how led fast below till I spit on my hands." K: Suiting the action the words,1' he loosed his hold, when of course, the whole' party wus precipitated to the bottom of the well. As luck would have it there was more mini than wa ter where the Hibernians lit, aud they wisely considered themselves form. late in escaping without actual loss af eith er life tir limb. Livingstone, the African traveler, describes an iugetiius method by which the Africans obtain water in the des ert: The women tie a bunch of grass to a reed about two fci t long, and jn scrt it iu a hole dug its deep us thpiirtu will reach, then ram dti n the wet sund around it. Applying the niout'ti to the free end of the n ed, they form a vac hum iu the crass beneath, iu which I the water collects, and iu a )-hort lime rises to the inoulli. It will be preeeiv. ed that this simple, but tru.lv philo' sop ihieul and. eU.eclU'.tl m.iihod Uiiglit have been upplicd in muy cuses in different Countries,' where water was ureutly needed.to the saving of life, It seems womb if'u I that it should have been now first known to the world, and that it should have been habitually practice.! in Africa probably H.r e n- .. . tunes, ii seems wormy oi til ing pur-1 ticulurly noticed, that it niav no long- I er bo neglected from ignorance. . It i muy be highly important' to travelers I iu our deserts itud prarles, in some I parts of which water is known to exist below the surface. News (Vuin thu Njw Hampshire elec tion indicate that there has been no election by the eopU of a Governor, i that the democracy have elected one j Congressman cert u i n, ami probably j tun, und that tlu Republicans carry' the Olhvrs, with )i good majority ou ! joiul ballot iu the Assembly, which 1 will give a Republican Governor. I This was the "off veur" in thut State' aud the lethargy ususul such years was evineeu by the liepublicttiis. 1 lie Uo-, mocracy worked like beavers. S2 PER ANNUM. Gen. Washington. As February 22, 1871 was George Washington' 139th birthday, our readers will be interested in the follow ing sketch of his personal apMarance, which we copy from a letter written in New York 1778 and published in the Kentish Gatette, an English paper: .-'.. iv..l: i : .... ! "Gcu. Washington in now in the forty-seventh year of hi age; lie is a tall, well made man, rather large-boned, and has a tolorable genteel address, his features are manly and bold ; his eyes of a bluish cast, and very lively ; his hair a deep brown ; his fuco rather long and ina ked with the small-pox ; his complexion sunburnt and without much color; and his countenance sen sible, composed and thoughtful. There is a remarkable air of dignity about bim, with a striking degree of crace- fuloen ; he hat an excellent under- standing, without much quickness ; is strictly just, vigilant, and generous; an affectionate husband, a fuitbful friend, a father to the deserving sol dier, a gentleman in his manners, iu temper rather reserved ; a total stran ger to religious prejudices, which have so ofleu excited Christians of one de nomination to cut tho throats of those of another ; in his morula irreproach able; he was never known to exceed the bounds oi' tlid most rigid temper ance, - In a word all his friends and acquaintances allow that no man ever united in his own person a more per fect alliance of the virtues of a philos opher with the talents of a general.'' A Monkey Story. A monkey -was permitted to run free, aud had frequently seen the men servants in the great country-kitchen take down a powder-horn, that stood on the chimnv-piece, and throw a few grains into the fire to make the maids scream, which they always did on such occasions. Pug waited his opportuni ty, when all was slill be clambered up, got possession of the well-filled powder horn, perched himself gingerly on one of the horizontal wheels, placed for the support of saucepans, right over the warm fishes of an almost extiuct wood lire, screwed off the top of the horn, and reversed it over the grate The explosion sent him half-way up the chimney. Before he was blown up he - was, a snug, trim, wcll-couditioiicd monkey; he came down corbonatud. The weight with which he pitched up on the hot ashes in the midst ot the general flare-up, aroused hiuitoasense of his condition. He was missing for uavs. Hunger at last drove him forth and he sneaked into the house, looking scared ami devilish; but, like some other great personage, he never cot over his suddeti elevation aud fall. If ever Pug forgot himself and was troublesome, you had oly to takedown a powder-horn iu his presence, aud lie was vU to his hole like a shot, scream ing and chattering his Jaws like a pair oi w-asiuneis. ' The family of C'uptuiu Ju&n EU'own, the hero of Harper s J-erry, are uow living near Pmhnerviile, Humboldt countv, California, having moved thither a year ago from Tehama connty.to which tiny emigrated during the war. , Mrs. lirown is living with her only surviving sou, Salmon, who is a sheep farmer, her daughters Sarah and Ellen are with her; her health is poor, as is that of ha rah. Anne, who was with her father at Harper's Ferry, is married in California, and has one ehilu a daughter. The family have not been very prosperous in California. Two of Captain Drown' sons by his first inurriagu live in Ohio with their families John and Jason ; Owen lives nenr Petroleum Centre, in Pcnsylviiniii.and K 'thMrs. Thomp son,) still lives in North Elba, we be lieve. Juncsvillg is noled for its smart boys. The latest story is told of a youth of six summers, who wus taken to tank by his uuul fur some suppnsc utTeiise, which he persistently dctiieiL ".Now, Johnnie," ud she, "I kuow you are nut iellini' uic tho truth; I see it iu your eye.". Puliiug iluiyu tho lower lid of the organ, which bud well nigh betrayed: his veracity, Johnnie exul tantly replied : "Voii caii't tell any tuing about it, aunt; that eyi always was a little streaked." :., Tho St. Louis patters liuvo been V U" m, ,l"r8 ,""l-'u. l" i 1 , wU r' "" icuu"l wy term . 1111 ill I Til tntl ill d Wlttllill.t ' III I.u i-.r la r. 17,U 12 M) lor publishing the Mute School Superintendent's report." In the Slate i'l'iiies, of llie Villi, Wilcox makes iho following terse retort ; "The St. Louis papers, are giving tho cost at 17,012.80, while llie true figure are 17,y 12.00. Seli.li?" The author who is engaged in writ ing a humorous history of the lute war is said to have received an offer iroiu a prouiiuent publishing bouse to write a funny history of the sinking of the City of iioslon, and the luilicious as pect jf a uilro glycerine explosion. "What have you to remark, mad- atnc, uiH'Ui mv siugiuy.' suv1 a gen- tlemau, to a ludv "Nothing, sir, in uul icuiark- replied the lady; "it able."1 Rates of Advertising. One .Square (I lncli,) ono Insertion l B One Square " one month 8 09 OneSqiinre " three months..- "0 OneHqnare " . one year ... JO 00 Two .Squares, one year 13 o9 Quarter Col. tfO o Half " " 60 00 One " " , 100 Oft Business Cards, not exceeding ono inch In length, $10 per year. Legal notices at established rates. These rates are low, and no deviation vill be made, or discrimination among I strnns. The rates ottered are such, v will make It to the advanUgoof inendoi J business in the limits of the circulation of toe paper to advertise liberally. Courting in Church. A young gentleman haprmninj to sit at church in a pew adjoining one in which was a young lady, for whom ha conceived n sudden arid violont pas sion, felt desirous of enterii.tr into a courtship on tho spot, but the place tint suiting a formal declaration, mo exigency suggested the following plan: lie politely handed his neighbor a Bi ble, open, with a pin stuck in mo ioi lowing verse: Second Epistle of St. John, verse 7th. "And now 1 beseech thee, lady, not as though I wrote a new commandment unlo thee, nut mai which we had from the beginning, that we love one another." She returned it with the following : Second chapter terof Ruth verse 10,-"Then she fell ou her face, and bowed herself to the ground, and said unto him, why have 1 found grace in thine eyes, that thou shouldest take knowledge of me, see ing I am a stranger?" He returned the book, pointing to the 12th verse of Second John "Having many things to write unto you, I. would, not with paper and ink, but I trust to come un to yon, and sj .uk face to face." From the above interview the muiriage took place the following week. Milwaukee lias got a Turkish bath, and the citizens are disguising them selves by getting peeled. An editor there took a bulb the other day and went home, and his wife drove him out doors with a club, and he had had to go and make affidavit that he was her husband. , Then she wouldn't believe it until she examined his pocket-book and found it empty, as usual, aud a railroad pass inside. King Amadeus of Spain, is com mencing to "thin out" the enemies of his government nlready. He has or dered the Duke de Mnntpenster to pro cecd to seclusion on tho Island of Minbrea because he refuses to take the oath prescribed to support the King. We suppose of course tho Duke will immediately organize a revolution, he having great strength, and hnving been a prominent candidate for the throne. When a lady condescends to a prac tical joke, it is generally a very neat one. M. Boncort, the rich financier, was very stingy to his wife in the mat-' terof pin money. One day a lady, closely veiled, and very anxious not to be recognized, called upon him and borrowed a large sum, leaving her dia monds as a pledge. . It was Vis wife. A deputation of the Maine Legisla tun1, on a visit to the Insane Asylum at Augusta, while walking through the corridors, were greeted by one of the lunatics, who was peering through the gratings of a cell door, with, "Well, I declare, if here ain't the animals from Noah's Ark!"- A writer in the Pall. Mall Gazette says that the natural footl vf the Ewgr lish is beef and brer; of the. Germans, sausage and flutes while the AmerU can diet is made nfsegars, pnliticsand newspapers.. We think the Tall Mall mail isn't far out the way: It is a standing joke at one of tho hotels iu Milwaukee, when strangers lounge up to tho counter and inquire, "Where are the amusements to-night?' to lend them up to the largo church di rectory which hangs by. The Yankecisms "d onated," "col lided, "and "burglarized, "have been; badly u;d up by an English maga zine wiitcr, who buries then in uiite, pages of very uncomplimentary re marks. An exchange says: "We are in re ceipt of two poems, ono on the 'Throb ing Brain,' and the oilier tin a 'Beat ing Heart.' We will wait until we receive ono on tho '.Stomach Ache.'aud publish all three together." A young man in Virginia who i a first class equestrian, tain ne eouia pick a cunt off the ground without dir- mounting, and his hoiso on a run. Ho was boruQ to his long homo at the head of a lurge procossiuu. A western paper, describing the. speech a young orator, says that ho broke the ice felicitously with 1)13 opening, and was almost immediately drowned with applause." "Have you Blasted Hopes?" asked a lady of a green librarian, whose face was much swollen by a tocthache. "No, ma'am, " he replied, "but I have' a blasted toulhache. The Republicans swept almost every thing iu New Jersey at their lato Spriii'' elections, and are consequently jubilaut us they may utlbrd to be. Jones and his wife agreed grandly on one point : she thinks more ot huu tli tin ot buy body cue in the world. and so does lie. A You."g ludv iiiTerrelLiiifeinsisted on b t a ii i i 1 1 1 lt on her dress w lieu she w as pl olouraphed, huviug heard that tho camera iuverltd the iiD.ac. The Herald fays Boston is going to torture Miss Nilsson with a midnight procession. Let them torch her. The king of Sweden is. at, adept in the use of the pocket-pistol. Three thousand suit men are on strike at Svrucuse.