0 4 i forest jRtjroWtat. in rum.tanEi) kvehy Tuesday, ut W. It. DUNN. . DfTlco In Krvox'a Building, Elm. Street TERMS, 2.00 A YEAR. ; No Subscriptions revolved for shorter period limn tlireo month. Correspondence solicited from nil parts of tho country. No notice will bo taken of unnnnyntoim communications. 1 Marriages and Death noticed inserted gratis. 4 HMMHHHHMMMI BUSINESS DIRECTORY. TIONESTA LODGE, NO. 477, I. O. Gk T. teotw every Wednesday evening, nt 8 li L o'clock. J. WINANS, W. C. T. M.CI-AHK, W. 8. . NKWTON rKTTIH. MI1.RH W.4 TATK. " , PKTTIS 4 TATE, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Vtrecf, TIOXK.STA, 7M. Isaac - Ash, AT LAW. ATTOItXEY AT LAW, Oil City, To. Ill prsctieo In tllo various Courts of , VorPit County. All business entrusted to aU care will rocoive'prompt attuntion.. 10 W. K. Lntliy, ATTORNEY AT T,AW AND ROMCI TOH IN BANKRTPTCY, Tloncsta, Forest Co., I'll., will practice in Clarion, Venango and Warren Counties. Ofllce on Kim Street, two doors above Lawronco's grocery store. tf. W. W. Mason, '.A TTORNEY AT f.AW. Office en Kim Street, aljovo Walnut, Tiouesui, Pa. , ' C W. Glinilan, . A TTORNEY AT LAW, Franklin, Vo ' i i nnngo Co., r. tf. j; . Holmes HoiAe, 9 triONESTA, PA., opposito the Depot. '1 C. 1). Miiblo, Proprietor, Good Kla- Vling connected with the houso. tf. Jos. Y. Saul, pRACTICAI, Harness Maker and Sad , - dlor. Three dHirH north of Holme les House, Tlonosln, I'll. All work U war tf. ranted. Syracuse HoiSlse, rpi rloUTI Pa., J. A D Maokk, Troplo X toi-s. Tim houso haslnycii thoroughly refitted and is now in the tfrst-clasa order, with tho best of accogiinodtitions. Any nt'oriniition concerning Oil Territory lit this point will I be cheerfully furltshed. -ly J. A D. In AG EE, Exchange Hole, T OWllR TIDIOUTE, Pa., D.'S. IIams- HKKI. JkSojt Prop's. This house having ....i .1 1 1. 1. ...... been relited is now tho most dosirablo stop- iinr place in Tidlouto. A good Billiard loom attached. - 4-ly National Hotel, 'TnviNETON, PA. W.'A. Hallenbaek, Proprietor. This hotel is Nkw. and is ' . ,ow open as a first class house, situate at ' ' no lunction of the Oil Creek A Allegheny " ver trains will find this the most eonven- eut hotel in town, w ith first-class accom noilations and reasonable uharges. tf. TifTt Sons & Co. '8 NEW ENGINES. Tlicundorslgnodliavo lor sale anil will receive orders for tho above I'.nu'itie. Messrs. Tillt Sons A Co. m-n now seiidimr to this market their 12- llorso Power Kngino with 14-iiorso rower lcr noculinrlv adapted to deep wells, OmcKH at Diincan A Chalfant's, dealers In Well Fixtures, Hardware, Ac, Matust. next door to Chnso House, Pleasantvillo, mill nt. Mansion House. TltusvlUo. tf. K. BRETT A SON, Agents. Joh.n. K. Hallock, A TTORN liY AT LAW and Solicitor of j V Pulents.No. 5." French streot(opposlto liecd House) Erie, Pa. Will practice in t lie several State Courts and tho United Htates Courts. Special attention given to Hoiicitir patents for Inventors j infringe ments, ro-issue and extension of patents vrefullv attended to. References: Jton. .mi. ins ('mm, bell. Clarion: Hon. John S. McCalmont, Franklin; H. L. A A. B. niehiiiimd. Mcadvillo: W. E. Lathy. Ti- oucMta. 2 7 - Dr. J. L. Acom,b, I PHYSICIAN AND SURO EON, who lias hud fifteen years' experience in a large . ... .t . -..in i Un aim Huecessiui praciicu, vmi nuwm I'rolession Calls. Otllco in his Irug and tirocery Stoic, located la Tidioute, near Tidiouto IIouno. IN HIS STORE WILL BE FOUND A fulPassortniont of Modiclnos, Liquors Tobacco. Ciirars. Stationery. Oliiss, Paints, Oils, C'ullerv, And lino Gro'eries, all of the best quality, and will be sold at reasonable rates. . H. It. BI'RfiESS. an experienced Drug f.- Ut from New York, has charge of tho SI ora. All prescriptions put up acouraiuiy, liii'd If. W. P. MercllUott, Attorney at I a iv JUSTICE OF TEE PEACE, AND TJ ON EST A, PA. 27-tf . JOHN A. DALE, PREI'T. pHKA. PROPER, VICE PRET. A. M. (TIELE, CASHR, SAVINGS BANK, Tionosta, Forest Co., Pa. This Bank (Ninsacln a Oeneral Banking, f'nllnctiiur and Exchaniro Busiuess. Drafts on tho Principol Cities of the United States and Europe boughtand sold. Hold and Silver Coin and. Government Kaourities bought and sold. 7-30 Bonds converted on the most favorable terms. . I nterest allowed on time deposits. Mar. 4, tf. INSURANCE I.I. Ill" nliKIH flWltmLfl. n aiAnvi. m n w t r m No. 232 Walnut St Phila. Incorporated 1794. Charter Perpetual HiARl.tE, ISWKD & FIRE INSURANCE Assets Jan; 1, 1800, $2,348,02339 f 20,nc0,no0 losses paid since its organiza tion. WM. lit.. Jilt-lt, central Agent, Hnrrioburg, Pa. MILES W. TATE, Agent in Ti- onestu, Forcbfr Couuty, Pa. Forest "Let us have Faith VOL. III. NO. 34. J. W. R(1WI,ASn, AI.KX. MCDOWELL J. W. ROWLAND & CO., MERCHANT TAILORS AXD DKALF.RS I If CJciit.H Fiiriilnliliig joods), And Agonts for tho Celebrated Grovor A linker Sowing Machine. LIBERTY STREET, NEAR DOK FRANKLIN, PENN'A. 2?8 tf. W. ALL,L I S i I M P R O V K D M A G I C M P ... II O IMPROVED V E D M MAGIC A O I C 33 .A. Hi 1VI I W. II. PERKINS & CO., Sole Propri etors, J? rauklin, l'a. 44 jo neshou"se7" CLARION, PENN'A. S. S. JONES - - - Proprietor. STILL AHEAD. OUR GREAT BOSTON DOLLAR STORE! Wo want good reliahlo agents in every part of the country. By employing your time to form clubs and sending us orders, vmi pnn nlktnlti thn ftiriut. llliAt-iil cmitti 1mm.. ions either in Cash or Merchandise, and all uimhIs sent by us will bo as represented anil we guarantee satisfaction to every one dealing with our house. Agents should collect ten cents from ev ery customer, and forw ard to us In od- vanee. for Descriptive lists of tho goods we sell Tl.n Tho holders of the Checks, have tho checks havo tho privilego of either pur eliasing tho article thereon described, or of exchanging lor any articlo mentioned on our catalogue, numbering over 600 differ ent articles, not one of which can bo pur chused in the usual manner for tho name m one v. The advantages of first sending tlioj issuo cneeKa until all are sold ; besides in ro lint n.. , . - .-.- am tiinHc ; vn nrp cmHtiiiif iv nliv- erv club wo nut checks tor watcnes, Quilts, Blankets, Dress Patterns, or some other articlo of equal value. We do not offer a single arucio oi mer chandise that can lo sold by regular doal- ore at our prico. Ao do not aK von to cheaper than you obtain them in any oth tmv irooi s ot us unless wo can sou mem orvnywinletho grenterpartot ourgiMas are sold at ahout . One Half the Regular Kates Our stock consists in part, of the follow Ing goods :-w- I Shawls. Blankets, Quilts, Cottons, Ging hams, Dress Uoods, Table Linen, Towels, Hosiery, moves, SKirts, l orseis, c, c. Hilvor-Platcd Waro, Siootis Plated on Nickel Silver, Dessert Forks, Fivo-Bottlo Plated Castors, Britbmnia Ware, Glass Waro, Table and Pocket Cutlery, in great variety. Elegant French and Gorman fancy Goods. Beautiful Photograph Albums, tho newest and choicest styles in Morocco and velvet Bindinirs. (old and Plated Jewelry or tno nowesi styles. Vn have also made arraniroments wltli ono of tho leading publishing hoilses that will enable us to sell tho latest and stand ard worksof popular authors at about ono, liair ttie regular price : such as iiyras, Mooroi Burns, Milton, ana Tennyson s Works. In Full Gilt and Cloth Bindings, and hundreds of others. These and every thing elso for ONE DOLLAR FOR EACH ARTICLE. . Ih every order amounting to over $50, accompanied by tho cash, tho agent may retain ?i ; ana in every oraer ovei pum, 4.00 may be retained to PAY EXPRESS COMMISSION0 TO AGENTS. For an order of R!0 from a club of thirty ' we will pay the Agent as commission 811 yards bleached or brown sheeting, good uress pattern, an wool pinna pauurn, or 3.50 in cash. For an order or from a clui or sixty we will pay tho Agent (J5 yards, brown or bleached sheeting, hunting coso watch, all wool shall, or $7,0(1 in cash. f or an order or yiuu, irom a ciud oi ij we will nav tho nirenl 110' vard i 1 ward wldo, sheeting, splendid sewing' machine or $11 cash. SEND MONEY BY REGISTERED LET- TEH. For further particulars send for catalogues. Address. Geo. A, Plummer & Co., (Successor to Harris A Plummor,) 30 and 40 Uauovor St..Boston, Mass 2 33 ly. A C A 1C 1 A Clorsrvnian. whilo residlnar in South America as a missionary, djscorvod a safe and simnlo remedy for the Cure of Ner vous Weakness, Kariy Aecy, uiseaKes of the Urinary and Seminal Organs, and the wholo train of disorders brought on hv baneful and vtvious habits. Great num dv. I'romptod by a desire to benefit tho ailliclcd and unfo' xunate, I will send tho recipe for preparing and using this medi cinj, in a scaled etivuloiKi, to any one who isrs nave Deen cureu nv tins nouie ruino- iiinmih 11. inniiii i-nui nv, tf.mr.i-n . . j. t -, Station!). Bible House, N. Y. City. 30-4t QOn A Week Salary! Young men wanted as local ana travel Vf line salesmen. Adress (witUstamp) R. II. - Al.KKR, 34 1'arK KOW, l X 3Mt AGENTS WANTED FOR Hon. Win. SEWARD'S GRAND TOTR of Joxluo. Adventure and Sight-seeing in "Our Sister Repuqlio." Is a work of rare merit' profusely illustra ted. Send for circulars to Columbian llook that Right makes Might; and TIONESTA, PA., TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 1870. SIGNED WITH MY BLOOD. BY CAPTAIW noWAHD. In tlie spring of 1850 I entered the detectivo force. I will not here give tho whys and wherefores for so doing, but leave the reader to conjecture. It is said that when a man becomes a de tective a mau hunter he is desper ate. Tho saying was applicable to my step. But why did you do it, Captain? asks an inquisitive reader. Perhaps, my dear friend, I had been jilted ; per haps a great commercial crash had left me penniless, or doubtless I found the years of bachelorhood gathering around me, and I, with "no visible means of support."' The last conjec sure is most probable ; don't you think so ? But to the story to the leaf I pluck from the story of a detective's life. I was seated one morning on the steps of tho W House, awaiting for breakfast, when little Dick, the er rand boy of headquarters, ran up aud whispered in my ear: "Captain, the chief wants you," "Is his business urgent, Dick?" I asked, for I did not relish a walk with an empty stomach. No; you can cat your brenkfust," and the boy bounded away. After partaking of my morning's meal, consisting of coffee, ham and eggs a dish I relish I sauntered away toward headquarters. As I enter ed Eighth street, I saw several groups of men talking excitedly, and I knew that something important had taken place, with which my summons to headquarters was connected. I quick ed my steps, and not long afterwards stepped into the office. "Take a chair, Howard," said Mat- sell. I seated myself, and he continued ; "A murder was committed last night. Some person or persons assassinated "Ihey did 1" I exclaimed. "Yes, you will have to work out the caso, as the rest oi tne ierce are en gaged. A reward of five ihousand dollars is olTorcd for the arrest of the murderer." "I will do what I can to bring him to justice," I answered, "and will pro ceed at once to tho scene of the mid night murder." I went direct to the banker's man sion, and was shown to the room where tho body still lay as it had been found. An examination of it an the chamber gave me a clue by which I hoped to secure the villains, for I knew that two persons were concerned in the tragedy I went to work with success in the dis tance, and in a month felt the rogues almost within my grasp. But on tho threshold of accomplishment X was thwarted. One night, as I was standing by a lamp post my head bowed upon my breast, mcditatingly, a hand touched my arm, and looking up, I confronted a nchlv clad female. Her luce was covered by a veil, through which caught a gleam of her eyes fiery eyes like the flashes of lightning from an inky ky. "Ah ! I have found you at last, have I ?" she said. "It seems so," I repeated. "What do you want with me ?" "Do you ever listen to death-bed con fessions ?" "Very often' "I have a friend who is nearing the portals of that undiscovered country He has a secret one that he has car ried in his heart these many years which he wishes to confide to you." "Why to me ?" I asked. "There aro ministers who will hear it and soothe his dying moments with comfortable thoughts." 'He will confess to you alone, as his confession is about a case you worked in once. Will you go ?" I hesitated. The woman might be sicere, or she might be a decoy to lead me into a net set by thieves and mu deres, who w ibbed to rid the world of mo. But what case I had worked on I started. Perhaps he knew about th great Martin mystery, upon which I was engaged for two years. Without aejpering the woman's question, I asked her one. "Where is your fried?" "I will not tell you, sir. If you go, Republican. in that Faith let us to tho end, say as much, or he will die aud leave thesccretuntold." "What is his name then ?" "Ah ! vou doubt my sincerity. I will go" And she stepped awny. I reflected a moment, and resolvod to accompany her, let good or efil bo the result. I sprang forward and touched her arm. "I will accompany you." "Thanks, she said, turning. "Allow mo to bandage you eyes." I protested against such a proceed ing,' but finding her inexorable, I suf fered myself to be blindfolded. On we went. I tried to enter into a conversation with my mysterious guide ut was unsuccessful. I gained no in formation, save that the man to whom was being condudtcd lay dying in a raseracnt. After walking some dis tance, a mile or two I should judge, we stopped. My guido knocked at a door, which was opened. Down a flight of steps 1 was led till another door as reached, which opened. I was pushed forward, the woman saying ! "He is here." I heard the door shut, the key turn ed, and steps ascend the stairs. I tore the bandage from my eyes and looked araund. I was in a small room, evi dently a cellar, in a poor portion of lie city, for the apartment was very small, A lamp burned upon a rude table, upon which lay writing mater ials. But what attracted my attention nioBt was two masked men, a few feet from me, directing two pistols at my breast. I had been deceived and drawn into a murderer's net. Quick ns thought my hand moved to my revolver, but the ouminous click click, checked me. "Two can play at that game, Tom Howard ?" said one the masks. "You know me then ?" "Of course we do ; and take great pleasure in informing you that your ?" I ventured to say. "Well no yes. If you sign a cer tain instrument of writing, you live. If not you die." "I would like to know in whose pres ence I stand," said I, stepping forward. "The murderers of John Royston, the banker," replied the masks. I recognized one of tho voices m- tantly. as belonging to a tall dark-faced fellow, who for some months I had folt lowed like a sleuth hound. "Ha!" I cried, "It is you, my co vey, iwo days more una your career of crime would have ended." "You must catch a Inau before you anirhim. my dear Howard," was tho taunting rejoincr. "We'll see, sir." "A truce to this badinage," said one of the men, stepping up to the table, while ho companion kept a pistol at my breast, "you must sign this paper if you value your life. I went to the table and read tho fol lowing oath, written in an uneven but legible chirography : ""I, Thomas Howard, a detective, do solemnly swear that I will desist from the pursuit of tho murderers of John Royston, banker, for the period of one year, so help mo God. "Signed with my own blood, this, the 15th day of July, 185-." I turned to tlie meu after reading it, 9 & . and said: "What does 'signed with my own blood' mean?" "Exactly what is said," was the one elucidating reply. . "Then I refuse to sign." "You aro rash. Tom Howard. Tlie bond is good for one year only. Sign it and live." There was something so significant this last sentence that I changed my resolution. , "I will sign," I said, "but at tho end of the year mentioned in my bond, will hunt you down, and bring you be fore and outraged justice. "No boasting, sir ; inako ready have some blood spilled ;" and one of the assassins laid asido his pistol, an produced a lancet. I bared mv arm to the elbow : but he laughed, saying : "Not your arm Howard ; tho blood must come from nearest tho heart. Bare your bosom." "Is this another Shylock affair?" "No sir; we want no flesh; merely blood." dare do our duty as we understand it"--LINCOLN. I bared my breast; ho mado an incision directly over my heart; caught the blood in a spoon, dipped a pen in to it, and placed it in my hand. I bent forward aud signed tho bond. The bandago was then replaced over my eyes, the woman who had brought me then appeared, and conducted me through several streets, whan she sud denly left me. I removed tho kerchief, went to headquarters, and annouueed my intention of sticking to my oath. TheRoyston case was put into the hands of Dick Clay, whilo I was do tailed to J work up a, burglary. Time passed, when one morning I was summoned to the city prison, to hear the confession of a woman who attempted suicide. She was dying but a faint smilo appeared on her hectic cheeks as I entered the cell. "Mr. Howard;" said she, "I have laid violent hands upon my life, and am dying. I Font for you. Let mo see, this is the , " "Eleventh of July," I answered, see ing her hesitate. "One year ago come to-morrow n igh t, you signed a bond to desist from pursu ing the murderers of John Royston." "I did." "The bond is null and void to-morrow night, and you aro at liberty to pursue them." "Which I intend doing." "Listen then to my confession. One year ago two meu entered John Roy ston's house and murdered him. I as sisted theni. We escaped detection until you got on our tracks, We in tended to leave the city, but you re member how you foiled us. You wre weaving your web around us, and there was left but one course by which we might escape. I decoyed you into that cellar, where you gave a bond not to follow us. "Tho men left this city, but I re mained, as I did not fear Dick Clay. It was I who sent him on a false trail, earing myself. Tho real murderers aro in Paris at this time." How will I find them in tho great city? Can you give mo no clue?" They purchased a flower store with tho money taken from Royston's safe. There is a letter under my pillow. Its contents may throw some light on their exact whereabouts. Tho names are bend nearer are "What?" I cried. "Ran Ran . I am gone!" and she fell back dead. I got tho letter she had spoken of, but it hclpcjj mo not at all. It was dated at Paris, and had two Y's in the place of a signature. I went to Paris in the next vessel, and arriviug there, searched two weeks, but in vain. I was on the point of giving up, when I encountered an American a jeweler who had resided in Paris some years. I inquired of him f he knew ofuny flower store kept by Americans. Yes, he know of but ono, Rue Beppo. He believed it was owned by "Ranliu & Bro." That was tho placo I was hunting, for tho names that tho dying woman had tried to pro nounce began thus : "Ran tho re' maiuder was "lin." But tho Rue Beppo was tho last placo on earth that I would have look ed for a flower store. When I reached my hotel, I set to work and removed the heavy beard and mustache which adorned my face, and repaired to the Rue Beppo. I en tercd the flower store, and a clerk awaited my pleasure. I desired to see the proprietors. They appeared, and I introduced myself a Geo. Hall, of Galveston. They did not recogn,' me, I could hardly resti dopendxdf when iu the persons of the fi;m i recoguized tho murderers of the banker. "Gentlemen," said I, after talking a while with them, "were vou ever hi New York ?" "Oh, yes." said one, "wo lived there several years." "Did you know ono Annie Graham residing there ?" Their lips grew ashy, and they rose to their feet. "What of her?" "She is dead." "Well?" 'And before she died ehe confessed , They stepped forward, shoutiug : "Who aro you?" "Tom Howard, at your service." Aud ut the fame time I drew a brace $2 PER ANNUM. of revolvers, and leveled them at their heads. "Gentlemen, the bond having expired, I havo dono what I said I would do that night. I have tracked you, and now you ase my prisoners, como with rac." Weak as lambs, they followed, speak ing not a word. At the door we were met by a squad of French Police, whom I had stationed near as reinforcements in case of necessity. Tho villains were locked up till a vessel sailed for tho United States, and I had the pleasure of being their companion during the voyage. When the sliip reached New York I delivered my passengers over to the authorities, who tried them, found them guilty, and they expiated their crimes on the scaflbld. ' The people were sur prised when they learned of the detec tion of the Royston murderers after such a lapse of time. They did not know that I wn under a bond for one year. . ' Got the Wrong Coat. A few evenings since a party of friends met at a social gathering at a fashionable restaurant. Some were bachelors, and some were in tho enjoy ment of "Heaven's best gift to man." The evening was cold and chilly, and most of them wore overcoats. Two of them were nearly alike, and were own ed respectively by Charley G and Charley S , ono of them married and tho other single, and a wild, rak ish sort of a fellow, who, as fast as he was out of one scrape was into another. His pockets were always full of rose- colored missives and love tokens. His heart was desolate out of the sunny glances of womankind, yet his adven turesome head never permitted the matrimonial nooso to curl around it. His friend, Charley G , is a sober man, cherished by a bright-eyejl but jealous-hearted little wife, who loves him tenderly. He found it difficult to UK Ulll u - . t It was given at Inst with tha nnrW standing that ho would como home early. Ho didn't, however, but sat late, so very late, indeed, that he slept soui.dly the next morning until the sun was far advanced toward the zenith. He had met with a misfortune, having stumbled on his way home, and rolled over in the muddy street. His wife, however, sat about repairing tho mis hap the next morning, by cleansing the muddy overcoat. A hue engaged in this occupation, her baud, by the mer est chance in tho world, strayed into ono of tho 6ido pockets of his coat, and ncountering a neatly-folded billet doux superscribed simply to Charley, read : Do not go to that horrid supper, love, but como to me instead. I am so lonely. Your devoted, Kate. Oh, my! but tho little blue eyes flashed tho color came and went upon cheek and forehead when sho read tho lines. There was a moment's pause as if to still tho intensity of passion( and then Mr. G was rudely shaken from bis rest. "What's tho meaning of this, sir?" and the little hands trem bled with passion as tho offending pa per was held un before the culpi it. "I don't know. Who brought it ? "Who brought it, sir? I found it in vour coat pocket, Mr G . I want w an explanation ; I will have one ; and I want a divorce, too !" Ho protested ho knew nothing of the note; he did not know how the treacherous little thing came iu his coat pocket. He ap; pealed to hia wife's good souse. She would hear no denial, but instead, made another dive into hU coat pocket. An other little missive rewarded her search It was brlm-fol of the tenderest endear ments, and was dated only two days back, but was in another hand-writing, very beautiful, and signed "Jeuuio." "Oh! you Turk juBt look at that!' and while Charley's bewildered eye9 were perusing tho letter, another visit was made to tho receptacle of love another letter came out. It was equal Iv delicato. but full of upbraiding. It called Charley cruel, fulse, deceitful said that "Fannio's broken heart would be laid at his door," said "his once loved darling would die early." Tho lips were now white with rago tho blue eyes all aflame with fire, tin little willow form drawn up to its full est hcitrht. Charlie never saw her ! lookiii'' o indignant. Rates of Advertising. One Square (1 inch,) ono Insertion.... tl fia Ono Square " ono month Hi One Square " tlireo mouths... oil Ono Square " ono year 10 0O . Two .Squares, ono year 13 00 . Quarter Col. " no m Half . " M Oil Ono " " 100 Oo Business Cards, not exceeding on inch In length, $10 per yonr. Legal notices nt established rate. Theso rates are low, and no deviation ivlll bo mudn, or discrimination among patrons. Tlie rates offered are such, a will make It to tho advantageof mon doic business in the limits of tho circulation of tho paper to advertio lilMirallv. "You rake ! monster ! Why, Brig ham Young would be ashamed to do M you have done 1" Another dive was made into the pocket, and letter after letter brought out, until a dozen strewed the floor, all evincing the tenderest love for Char ley. Unable to cope with the storm of indignation, he made a hasty exit from the room, aud leaving the houso, left his wifo to meditate upon divorce or suicide at leisure. A few minutes af ter, however, the servant of Charley S appeared with Mr. G 's over coat, and respectfully asked tho return of his master's. An Enthusiastic Admirer. . A countryman at tho theatre tho""" other night, as tho escort of some la dies, retired at an intermission and re turned with a pound or two of peanuts wrapped in a paper, and two huge ba nanas sticking from his pocket. Just then, however, and before he had time to tako his seat, one of tho actresses who had especially won his admiration, camo to tho foot-lights and warbled a beautiful melody. The full, rich voice, exquisite in intonation and breathing strains almost divine, completed tho conquest of the countryman's heart, and, unable to restrain his delight, ho heaved his peanuts, bananas and pock et handkerchief on the stage, as a trib ute to the fair enchantress. There was a momentary astonishment visible upon the faces ou tho stage, a single interval of hesitation, which was removed by 1 the countryman's voice, full and clear, "Take 'em, gal, by jingo ! you ro wel come !" At a Massachusetts State fair a wealthy bachelor married, off-hand, a beautiful young lady whom he caught inspecting a cook stove. The next day the only article at that fair which ex cited feminino curiosity wero cook stoves. Thousands of young ladies formed in solid columus, and awaited about fi,.-, j'-'vicct cook stoves; and VI1IU3& iilR Jilllllrp,) t t , . kitchen furniture had Teen woBTfliy ncirlected, gathered around a patent safe, and wondered were tho smoke es- caped. There weie no more "oH-haua marriages indulged in at that lair. The danger of carrying concealed eapons, particularly by persons given to losing control of their temper, was fearfully examphued in Kattaning a few days ago, where an established and lichlv respectable merchant who wns born iu tho placo and had spent his wholo life there, shot down and ir. stautly killed a raider on a piloof old boxes in a burst of passion. Had taai wretched man left his revolver with his wife that fatal night, ho would not now bo doomed to a lifo of wretchedness, or an ignominious death and his fami ly to want and shame. A Western editor -improves tno occasion presented by tho casual de scent of one of his No. 12 brogues upon an unsuspecting 'Colorado' " in tho following pathetic strain : One more potato bug Gone to liia rest ; Stepped on so teudorly 'Cause it was best Poor little tatcr bug! l Smashed to tho dust! In thy prosperity, '. Business is bust. -A careless man in Schenectady threw a kiss to a little daughter in tho street. Another man s wno stood m range, and thought tho kiss was meant for her; so slio mado a similar demon stration. Jlor-liusbana just tnen un luckily came upon the scene and wit nessed the transaction. He was very mad,' aud his anger caused him to thrash tho father of the aforemention- ed little daughter. The result is an assault and battery suit. The New York Tribune has not wholly mado up its mind to lavish its atTection iu J. Fisk, Jr. Per eontm, it speaks of liiui as the "obese and expen sive iticumbus who broods, bediamoud ed and harlot-engirt, upon tho corpse of tho railroad from which ho pressed the lifo ;" and closes by calling him "ono fat escuriuut adveiituror with a harem." Tho Fort Dodgo Pepttblican says : "Iu a suit tried for divorce at the court house last Saturday, the defendant said he didu't mind his wifo associat ing with a few other white men, but he found she was running around with a couplo of uifgors, he never had any lit tle thing make him 60 mad in all his life." s tilil j Company, Hai iluid, 1 1. --it