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V:'""; writmit. -Ddf-.rilSoilat12 . t 3 1 v v r.inii mrK.t sofJv and A ..liomrvit -ffl!CtiVtlV CTtr 'Jia festive scens vkuUutn Tjs liglit tlitt I:ti(.l:'frs bcaaty' char :i, UjiI g Mitl.e Cnuacd toucll to U ctir: v ii r. too a or ivi xoci:-, Jt ti.c mdlo vlow ol la Iwr :ioiir m.tl: r: y inter i 5 In iguiRS cr cecr. t cTirAr:5 cr. CO ? r.r rl" rr ' 1 . i I . III n"" I .tfc. W i 1 Elcnd most sofJy scdX XJ : i ,.raiv;t f lirciivtiy wir L ? a ?rl vi-f 1 THE WOMAN WITH THE BROOM. "The Man with the Hoe" let others sing-. And to him ready tribute bring ; leu ih iu uiorand on rent. The miw of wrong that r1e hi breast ; How on his Atlas baclt he bears Tlic world, wilh all 1th toll and cares, Hi broicen sotrtt wrapped in gloom I sing -The Woman wtta the Broom. KmU'ng within the door she tands Her busy broom In wlltinr bands; Bhe makes the household wheels ri 'round Without a Jr, with setre'e a soun t j To her the skies are always clear. And, moving with a breath of cheer. She sweeps away the dust of gloom This hippy Woman with the Broom. Anl while she works sh sings a song. Wuile all life's Joys together throng. That rinijs a call from roof to dome Throughout her realm ol Horn?, Sweet Home;" Love's pi r J en nesllfs 'round the door. Where flowers of fond affection bloom And bow their rainbow heads before The radiant Woman with the Broom. Queen o'er the home her scepter sways ; Hr subjects walk in pleasant way. ; They love her rule, protect her right; Enjoy ber sweetness, strength and light And when, at but, she's called to re-il, "Her children line and call her blessed," Hy cradle, altar and the tomb. The faithful Woman wilh the Broom. Qeorge Birdseye in Les'ls Week'y. SHALL THE CURFEW RIXG? BY FROF. F. G. KRAEUR. Sup't of l'ubllc bchocls, Orren Bay, Wis. During three years of service aa prin cipal of the educational department of the Wisconsin Industrial School for boys, I had excellent opportunity to be come familiar with the principal causes for the downfall of the boys committed to that institution. I was convinced that one principal cau m of crime among the young in the cities is unlimited street roving after dark. Since leaving that institution, years of study of so cial problems, and an extensive corres pondence with those engaged in re formatory work, have strengthened this conviction. In this busy age, men and women are so absorbed with professional, bus iness and social interests, that they do not observe the growth of dangerous tendencies in the community. To the thoughtful student of sociology it is painful to witness the crowds of youth, especially girls, promenading the city streets after dark with an air of bon homie and good comradeship, ex changing rude jests with young per sons of the opposite sex and sometimes of doubtful character. The moral dan gers that beset the path of the young ho are allowed a too free contact with street life are not sufficiently realized by many parents. The street talk among boys, especial ly, is not likely to be pure; the tempta tion to perform n.i.schievous acts is too alluring; ana the whole tendency is to establish habits destructive to a proper regard for authority. Not infrequent ly, street gangs are formed. They tease, torment, and annoy citizens, abuse smaller children, snatch fruit from groceries, destroy property, and insult girls doing many of these things because they think it is funny or smart. Amidst such influences, children develop a low, quick species of cunuing; but it is acquired at the expense of arrested development along higher and better lines of growth. As the demoralizing process, thus be gun, goes on, parental authority is first disregarded, then defied. Home re straints are thrown. oC, bou's, bad company, and truancy from school and home soon follow. Means must be ob tained with which to gratify the ex travagant and vicious habits contract ed, and to keep pace with the crowd. If not sufficiently far advanced along J he line, a more experienced compan ion suggests the means. First, perhaps, the theft of a few cents from father's or mother's purse. Next, a dollar or two filched from a neighbor. Then a midnight entry into a store or warehouse or the slugging of some belated traveler on the highway. The reformatory and prison are the in evitable result. FTATISTICS OP JWESILB CUMES. Thoeo who have had any experience with criminal clashes know too well how many darkened young life-blsto-ries trace their first wrong step to the evil stories and suggestions heard while loitering in the city at reels at night. Olficial reports show that during the year ending March. 1S1K5, 197,2.7 youths were arrested iu 100 of the largest cities in the Uuited 8'ates. In Milwaukee alone, SS2 under sixteen, and 912 lie tween sixteen and twenty-one, were ar rested during the year ending March, Such reports should arouse the thoujjhtful to action, and force tLcm to investigtte the social influences that produce fcuch results. I feel confident that a careful investigation of tbn mat ter will convince any one that at leact seventy-five per cent, of these arrests sre directly or indirectly traceable to unlimited street roving after dark. Leaving out of account the need of rest, early sleep and healthy moral teaching in the home, there toweis over all these the almost certain des truction of pure Instibcls, the inculca tion of vicious soul-dest roying thought?, where children nwm the streets at will after dark. The steps of free night roaming are deafly marked and Inev Stable: First, amusement; second, mis chief; third, crime. . LAXITY OK PARENTAL COXTROL. ' I wi-h to emphasize the fact, which all students of sociology are bringing Into prominence, that the principal cause of the dangerous influences al luded to, is laxity of parental control. It Is a great misfortune that to many parents do not trouble themselves to know where their children are at night, or in what company. Too often child ren go w here they please and do as they like. The indifference to this matter on t be part of some parents is almot crim inal. And not only the poor and un educated, but the educated, with every advantage, are'straugely neglectful in this matter. Whether this neglect ar ises from poverty, ignorance, careless ness, or indifference, the effect on the children and society is the same. "Train op a child In the way he should go, and when he is old be will not depart from it" la a true to-day aa trer. It la equally true tLat, If we. SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY, train up the child in the way he should not go, when he is old he will not de part from it It is true and safe to teach, "Whatsoever a man so wet h, that shall he raap." But we also reap what others have sown; and whatever socie ty sows, that shall it also reap. In k far as the social well-being is invoh-ed, every member of society is his broth er s keeper. OBLIGATION OK SOCIETY. Every one knows that opportunity to do wrong often causes wrong to be done. This is especially true of chil dren, who are very much more easily influenced by surroundings than grown people. It is, indeed, unfortunate that the age of their greatest need is fre quently ths time of greatest neglect Home children are predisposed to one kind of vice or crime very much more than another; and, if their environ ment is such that they can be kept out of temptation for a certain length of time, ame other quality is apt to de velop in them sufficient to counteract the weakness. Mtny childreu cine into the world with a load of evil in fluences within and without; and their start in the struggle of life is handicap ped, partly because society fails to per form its duty toward them. There will, no doubt be enough temptation left to test the character of the youth, and give exercise to his power of resistance, when society ceas es openly to encourage vice and crime by putting temptation in his way. I contend that every one blessed with a favorable environment is un ler moral obligation to assist in creating such an environment in society as will give the children of his weaker and more un fortunate brother a fair chance to be come virtuous, intelligent, self-support-log, and law-abiding citizens. The well-being of society demands this. It is, therefore, necessary that society should devote its first efforts to helping parents to help their children, and pun ishing parents who neglect their chil dren. The parent has the duty laid upon him by both (Jod and nature, to guard his child against the dangers of unlimited street - roving after dark. When he neglects this duty, then it is not enly the right hut the duty of so ciety, as a means of self-protection, to assume the responsibility. Early prevention is the most effect ive reform. Reform schools do much good; tut it is infinitely wiser, more economical, and more humane, to pre vent children from falling, than to re form them after they have fallen. Cl'RFEW A3 A REMEDY. Since many parents do not keep their children at home nighu, and since it is for the public good that this be done, city councils are fully justified in passing an ordinance that tends to enforce the perfnrmauce of parental duty and shield the children from the dangers and temptations of the city streets at night Recently there has beeu a well-defined, healthy revival of the curfew in America, but applied only to children under a specified age. In their last an nual report the board of education of Springfield, Mass , says: "We are in hearty sympathy with the re-establishment of the curfew, or its equivalent lately instituted in some cities, and se riously considered in others. The com munity thus recognizes its own laxity, and proposes lo do through legislation what ought to be done by the common sense of parents." OBJECTIONS ANO DIFFICULTIES. I am aware that when a step of this sort is advocated there will be some op position. No reform of social condi tion was ever carried out unattended with difficulties aud opposition. Mou ey is freely appropriated to build and maintain poorbouses, reformatories and prisons; but we meet much apathy and even opposition and abuse, if we sug gest a measure whertby their necessity is lessened and their expense greatly reduced. Many who approve laws forbidding child labor in lactones, or compelling parents to tend children to school, op pose a curfew luw because it is paternal istic Instead of interfering with any inherent right of parents, the curfew assists parents in discharging theirduty to their children and the community; and it does this most effectually wht n the childreu get beyond home control. The parent w ho properly looks after his child puts strict limits on bis liberty at uight and is not inconvenienced by the curfew. But, if the parents are to indifferent to their children's welfare as to let them wander at will at night, then the duty of watching over them is not assumed by, but thrust on the city. The curfew interferes with the wishes of only thorn parents who ig nore their duty. Legislation is always necessary to restrain and punish those whose conduct endangers the general welfare. PUBLIC SENTIMENT. In order to secured he enactment and enforcement of a curfew ordinance it is Deoessary to create a strong public sen timent in its favor. The ordinance will not enforce itself; and it is unless to enact it, if public sentiment will not sustain the officers In enforcing it Without a strong public aentlmeut in its favor, it will be ignored, Bnd do no good. In order to create such a public sentiment it is necessary to secure the oo operation of churches and other so cieties, of the public press, the public officials, and other prominent citizens. Occasional sermons from the pulpit, lectures by officials and others, and ar ticles in the local papers, will arouse such a public sentimtnt and insure success. The city that adopts and faithfully executes such a law will reap a golden harvest The moral tone of the com munity will be greatly elevated, the work of the philanthropist lessened, and the cost of maintaining vicious and criminal classes greatly reduced. A curfew ordinance will not accom plish everything; but, if its adoption and enforcement save even a fair pro portion of the children from a wasted, vicious and criminal career, it is worthy of serious consideration. Builds up the system, put pnTe, rich blood la the veins; makes men and women healthy Burdock Btood Bit ters. At any drug atore. . . How Wheeler Wai Located. The ruuuing about the rooms and corridors that Gen. Joe Wheeler does in the course oTa day when in congress would completely wear out a less in defatigable man, writes a Washington correspondent in the New York Sun. There is considerable method in that however, as it enables him to escape many importunate constituents they are never able to catch up with him. Oue day during the last session a stranger went to the room of the mili tary committee and inquired if Gen. Wheeler was in. The affable attend ant got into conversation with bim and found him to be some oue whom the general would like to see. The straager said be had been up to the houte two days hunting Wheeler, and every one would tell him the general was just here, or there, or in the smok ing room, but be could not find him. Said the attendant: "Dj you really want to see Gen. Wheeler?" "I certainly do," replied the visitor. "Then take my advice, sir. Pick out any spot on this side the Capitol it doesn't matter where, and just stand there quietly for ten minutes, and I am morally ceruluthe general will come by it and thus you will have your oppor tunity to speak to him." "I expect that's good advice," re turned the visitor, "and I think I will stay right here for a while." Iu less than three minutes General Wheeler bounced into the roooi, and, seeing his friend, expressed the utmost delight in the meeting. Agriculture in the Schools. The Kansas State Teachers' Associa tion will use its influence to have the Legislature next year enact a law pro viding for a text book on agricultc.e for use In the common schools. If the law is passed the association will ask that the book be written by Secretary F. D. Coburn, of the State Board of Agricul ture. The special committee appointed at the last session of the State Teachers' Association to revise the course of study for the common schools of Kansas has resolved that a text book on agriculture should be adopted in the Kansas schools, and decided to take steps to arouse sentiment on the subject As a preliminary step it was decided to adopt agriculture as a portion of the course of study for the next school year. State Superintendent Nelson says: "Kansas Is au agricultural state. The youugmqvf the state should, there fore, be taught agriculture. How to keep boys on the farm is now the great question. By dignifying frm life an d educating the boys to make a success in agriculture the question will be solved. It is just asesseutial to teach a young man who expects to follow that pursuit how to farm as it is to send a young man who wants to he a lawyer to ' a law school." Kansas Farmer. Overwork does not kill but overworry does, hard work may shorten life, con stant worry surely will. Make your nerves worry proof by using Wheeler's Nerve Vitalizer, the kind that builds up your life props. The superior merits of Brant's Cough Balsam are cures quickest and larg est -j cent bottle. For sale at Garman'a Drug Store, Benin, Pa,, and Moun tain & Son's Drug Store, Coofluenc Pa. A Remarkable Scholar. Perhaps the record for school attend ance belongs to a Walworth lad named Thomas Ward, who, says the West minster Gizjtle, wai never absent or late during his eleven years of school life, beginning bis fourth year. The local member of the School Board for Loudon tells tbe story that when the proul boy received the attendance medal for the eleventh year which bad to be specially struck to meet his case the mother was questioned as to how her boy had beeu able to make so remarkable a record. "Has be bad the usual children's complaints?" she was asked. "Yes, sir." "The measles?" "Ye, sir." "Whooping-couh?" "Yes, sir." "Hjw is it then, that he has never been away from school ?" "Well, sir, he bad them in his holi days," was the interesting reply. A Snke's First Zarnia i. A few years ago a large party, head ed by the Duke of Norfolk, went on a tour through the continent, says the New York Tribuoe. Tue duke busied himself very much on tbe journey iu a kind-hearted way about Uie welfare of every oue iu the party. At eveiy station he used to get out and go around to see if he could do anything for any one. Oue old woman, who did not know hiui, wheu she arrived at last in Itjuie, tired and hot, found great difficulty in getting a porter. So she sized up the duke. "Now, my good man," she said, "I've noticed you at all these stations loafing about Just make yourself useful for once in your lite. Take my bag and fl nd me a cab." Tbe duke mildly did as he was bid, and was rewarded with a six pence. "Thank you, madam," he said. "I shall prize this, indeed! It is the first coiu I have ever earned in my life." Kirch, April, May. These Are the Montha in Which to Purify Yoar Blood. This is the season when your blood is loaded with impurities, accumulated during the winter months from close confinement, rich food, aud other cause. These impurities must be driven from your system or they may breed serious disease and cause untold suffering. Hood's Sjtrsaparllla is the greatest and best blood purifying med icine it is possible to obtain. It la what the millions take in the epring. It will purify and enrich your blood, create an appetite, tone up your sys tem, and give you Bound, rcbasthca'tb. MARCH 14. 1000. A dries for Fat People. When a woman by reason of heredi tary tendencies or by luxurious living finds herself inclining to marked em bonpoint and oon-ieq'jent shortness of breath aud other ills, the path of self den Lai lies straight before her in the matter of diet. Ail fats and sweets are to be scrupulously avoided. Water in excess, milk, alcoholic drinks or malt liquors forsworn, as well as thick soups, sauces, spices, potatoes, white or aweet, hominy, oatmeal, rice, starches, beeU, carrot, parsnips, puddings, pies and cakes. B i!ed bacon, lean mutton and beef, fi-ia of all kinds, chicken consomme, game, eggs, asparagnt, cauliflower, onions, celery, cresses, turnips, squash, spinach, white cab bage, tomatoes, radishes, lettuce, greens, stale bread, giuteu, grapes, oranges, fruits, berries and acids may be in dulged in without failure of nutrition or strength, and will teud at the same time to reduction of weight Dietary rules, however, will be ineffectual un less accompauied by systematic and vigorous exercise. Dres warmly while exercising iu order to induce profuse aud prolonged perspiration. Rjnuing and fast walk ing are especially good forms of exer cise. After such exercise take a cold bath, follow iug it by a vigorous rub bing with a coarse towel or bath mit tens. To Believe Coughing: A persistent and annoy iug cough which occurs at night and keeps the patient awake may frequently be con trolled by a glass of warm milk with seltzer, or some mineral water, a cup of warm cocoa drunk slowly ou retir ing. Cough makes cough. "To con trol cough," says Dr. Abram, of San Francisco, in one of his popular lec tures at Cooper Medical Coiitge, "is a matter of discipline. If we are in a public place and our skin itches, we do not always scratch the part but sup press the sensation by will power. Cough, like itching, is a reflex act aud can Decontrolled by will power. Many individuals exhaust themselves by un necessary exertion in coughing. Take your cough cooly. Avoid cough reme dies if possible during the daytime; avoid a crowded room before retiring, or, if this is impossible, smoking or anything which will taint the atm s phere must be interdicted. The appli cation of a warm poultice or a hot bag to the chest will often relieve coughing. An Ideal Budely Dispelled. While William M. Evarts was a member of the Senate, says Harper's Weekly, an employe, hastening late one afternoon through one of the upper corridors, was accosted by a stranger, evidently a farmer, with the" query: "Can you tell me where I can see Sen ator Evarts? I have admired him all my life, and I have never seen bim. To tell you tbe truth, I have come to Washington to see bim more than any thing else. I don't want to speak to him; just to look at him." The employe took bim into the sen ate gallery aud sat down with him. Evarts was not on the flor, but in a few minutes he strolled in and stepped up to the steps leading to the vice president's desk, so that all his diruin utiveness and slenderness were in evi dence. "Tnere he is," said the employe. "What!" said the farmer. "That little fellow ? Then he looked long atid earnestly at him, and turuiug to his companion said, Go-ih! I bet he boarJ." One Beware for Mammas. Such a temptation a it is wita some women to overdress their little ones! Thou jh they may have to do with "Grandpa's old broadcloth frock coat" made into a "botchy" jacket, the tiny girl is often "gotten up to kill" in gor gcou raiment a velvet coat lots of fino l-tce, .and the niost overpowering millinery. Aud it's wrong! It wrongs the child by making her vain, selfish and foolish, and itwrougs tbj mother; it is of far more importance that she should be nnxly dressed. No doubt tbe mother argues that it cost so little, comparatively, for the small finery. But no argument how ever plausible, avails. Let the mother ask herself if she wants her dear little oue to grow up selfish, silly and demanding. For even this mistake of new velvet luxury for baby versus the old made-overs for mamma will convince Miss Littlegirl that her mother "doesn't count" Deeds Are Fruits, Words are but leaves." Tt is not what we say, but what Hood's Sarsaparilla does that tells the story. The many wouderful cures effected by this medi cine are the fruits by which it should be judged. These prove it to be tbe great unequalled remedy for dyspep sia, rheumatism, scrofula, salt rheum, catarrh and all blood ailments due to Impure or impoverished blood. Hood's Pills are non-irritating, mild, effective. To Care Sleeplessness. Sir W. H. Bradbent. Of all the in fluences which teud to brin; tbe ner vous system into a state in which sleep is ready, sound and refreshing, tbe most important are fresh air and exer cise. A sedentary mode of life bas a contrary effect Besides, therefore, protecting tbe light sleeper from all causes of aleeplessuese and removing any which may be identified, -it may sometimes be necessary to revolutionise his habits and to lay down special rules as to his mode of life. The old saying, "After dinner rest awhile, after supper walk a mile," seems to have been written for the benefit of such an iu vidua!. "I suffered for months from sore throat Eclectric Oil cured me in twenty-hours." M 8. Gist, Hawesville, Ky. A BIDE 13 A BTJSABOTJT. The Difference Between Equine and Electris Traction. Charles Barnard pictures in St- Nich olas for March, in aa illustrated article on "TLe Automobile," the delights of a long ride in an electric runabout Why, it's really buzgy on bicycle wheels. Tbe seat is in front aud there is a closed and covered box behind and under the seat. Take a seat, please, on the right, while I turn this crank. Don't be alarmed; she will not star!. This crank fits into a s-cket in the side of tbe buggy, and a few turns set the motor going. There! Now we are ready, and I'll put the crank inside. Yes, he does tremble a little, as if eager to rush away. Now! All ready! I'll sit ou the left, where I can see the road. How perfectly delightful! The run about is well uanied; for it cau cer tainly run. No horse in front; no reins to handle; no whip; no big creature with a will of his own to be guided, urged, and controlled; and nothing to obstruct the clear view in front noth ing to obstruct the rush of pure air as the carriage flies swiftly over the as phalt Eight ten, twelve miles an hour. It could be more could be twenty-five miles au hour; but twelve miles an hour is as fast as is safe in city streets. We overtake teams, carriages, aud bicycles, and piss them all. We meet a trolley-car on a cross-street and slow up to let it pass. As we stop we feel the slight jar of the motor, for it is working away while we wait. Ou again, turning neatly roun 1 '.he end of the car and rushing swifuy f orward. Look out ! man crossing the street. He sees us and stops, and stands frightened and irresolute. If he would go right on he would be safe. Tbe carriage runs swiftly, turns completely round him, andgoeson. Danger? Not theslight est, because the carriage is under com plete control. The carriage is steered by this steel bar in front of ths seat. Try it. Se how lightly it moves to the right or left The gentle pressure of a finger on the bar guides the carriage, and, should you wish, it can be turned round and round in a dizzy circle on one spot l! steers quicker and better than a boat, much more surely and evenly than any horse. How far can we go without stopping? At ten miles an hour, it will travel ten hours, or one hundred miles. Then, to return or to go on, we have only to stop at a grocery store aud boy a few quarts of gasoline, load up the reservoir, and travel on for another hundred miles at the same rate of speed as before. We ride on, up hill and down, over pavement, asphalt, macadamized road, or plain couotry road, now fast i'ow slow, stopping, starting, backing, turn ing sharp corners and wide corners, and, if necessary, stopping quickly in fact far more quickly than a horse can stop. And all of this without a home, in absolute safety, certainty, and pre cision, at tbe touch of a hand or a ff. As no horse beats the road with irc n shoes, there is no warning of our aj proaen, so we touch an electric bell to warn all who may be in the road to look out At uight, electric lamps light up the road before us and warn other teams of our approach. The seat is roomy and comfortable, and the car riage rides smoothly aud with very lit tle jar or noise. Above all, we bate not to think for or care for the bore. He must be told, every step of the way, just where to go, where to turn, and when to stop. He will stop of bis own sweet wilt If be wishes to, or if he fee Is hungry or tired, or if he wants to jo borne. He may be sick or lame, aid that would destroy all the pleasure f the ride, because we could not be so cruel as to make bim suffer for our pleasure. Now we forget all that, for the whirring motor that is ui&king us fly along the road will never grow tired, never suffer, uever try to go one way when we want to go another. There is no horse living that could cirry us a hundred miles iu five hours. On a clear, good road this carriage could easily do it, and, in ten minutes, do it again. Had we used a horse to take a ride of tweuty-tive miiett, we should be obliged to give him a supper, let him rest ail night, aud give hm breakfast next moruiug, before he could carry us another twenty -five miks. This carriage might run all day aud ail uight and all the next day, and several days and nights, with only stops of a few inomeuta each to get fresU luel for the motor. We should be tired out long before the machine. Wheu we return, the carriage is run into its stable aud halts. A touch of the tiuger aud the motor stops. There is nothiug to be d oue to it except wipe off the dust aud see that the motor is oiled and cleaned. There it can stand for an hour, a day, or a month, and it will cut uothiag. It may rain for a week, and we may not care to ride. 1 f we kept a horse, he wouM have to le fed, groomed, aud exercised, uhethtr we wished to ride or not Tnisall costs us time, labor, aud money. Tne motor-carriage costs nothing until it is used again. A. R. De Fluent editor of the Jour nal, Doylestown, Ohio, suffered for a number years from rheumatism in his right shoulder and side. He si;s: "My right arm at times was entirely useless. I tried Chaniberlaiu's Pain Balm, and was surprised to receive le lief almost Immediately. Tne Pain Balm Las been a constant companion of mine ever since and it never fails." For sale by all druggists. The Costliest Wine. The most costly and precious wine in the world is that contained in a cask Darned the "Rose," in the Bremen Town Hall cellars. This Rudesheim, of the vintage of the year lt33 is of the color of old ale, and has a wonderful aroma, though a rather hard taste. It is never sold, but is nsed exclusively for tbe sick of Bremen, the only excep tions having been when a small bottle was presented to the Emperor William I, another to Frederick III, and one to Pri nee Bismarck. The supposed mon ey value of this win w something be yond credence, but as it is never sold tbls detail is of slight importance. WHOLE NO. 2537. Meetiaj the President One of the President's duties which has its painful side is the almost inter minable handshaking which accom panies a Presidential reception. Be sides the physical ex rii-m required, the monotony of the thing must be wearisome almot bey nd endurance, i uuless it is broRen, ns no doubt it ofU u is, by some amiiMnj iticid-niu When Mr. Cleveland was at Wtldon, North Carolina, during his first term, a great crowd shook hands with hint. In the middle .of the lion was a lone-, laDk country man, who took the great est iutercst in the scene. At length he reached th President, and gra-ped him warmly by the baud. " vVell," fai 1 Le, "o you are the Presidei.t?" "Yes," replied Mr. Cleveland, "I am the President-" "Well," continued th old fellow, shaking Mr. Cleveland' hand like a punir-haniUe, "I've voted for many a President in my lime, bur. 1 never seed one l.efre." paused a moment, aud looking the Fnsident up and down and fn m oue side to the other, he ex claimed. "Well, you are a whopper!" The President st iiled and the crowd laughed. At another time Mr. Cleveland was receiving a delegation of teachers at the White House. "Dr. Lucky of Pitts! urg," said the Introducer, as a gentleman stepped fur ward to shake hands. It bad beeu intended that the other teachers rh uld follow ia turn, but somehow a dilapidated-looking o'd tramp had slipped iato the lineju.-t behind Dr. Lucky. As he shuttled up to the President, there was a pawe. Nobody knew bis uame, and even ll e tramp seemed to feel eoibirtussed. Too President mended the difficulty. He extended bis hand, and with more than bis usual cordiality, he said, 'a an eucouraging tout: "How are you, my friend? Your name is Dr. Unlucky, I presume." The ol-l tramp's face relaxed into a smile. Youth's Conipauion. We have saved many doctor bil!a siuce we bgan using Ohamberlaiu's Cough Remedy iu our home. We keep a bottle open ail the time and whenever any of my family or myself besjin to catch cold we beiu to use the Cough K.medy, aud as a result we uever have to send away for a d.ctor and incur a large d ctor bill, fir ChaniiwrUin's Cough Remedy never fails to cure. It is certainly a medicine of grent merit and w nh. D. S. Mkakklk, General Merchant and Farmer, Mittie, Asdford ciunty, VjL For sale by ail druggists Utei ioc L5nnai. A tea--ponfu! of the juics iu f cup of b'ack coffee will certainly relieve a bilious head act e Lemon juice (outward application) will allay the irritation caused by r.Le bites of gnats or Kits. A dash of lem n juice in piam water is an fxc-'.lnt tor.rh-wash. It not nly removes tartar, bit sweetens the breai h. Lemon peel (and also orange) shouid all be saved and dried. They are a cap ital hubstit'ite for kindling-wood. A handful will revive a dying fire. Th'i juice of a l.-mon iu hot water, on awakening iu the morning, Is an excel lent liver corrective, and for stoat wom en is better than any a a U-fat innlicine ever iuvented. Glycerine and lemon-juice, half and half, on a bit of absotbeut cotton, is tbe best thing in the world wherewith t moisten the lips tnd tongue of a fever parched patient The tine-it of manicure acids is made by puttiug a tea.pooaful of lemon-juice in a cupful of warm water. This re moves most su:us fr-uu the tiugers and nails, a l i l-.ons t'ai cuticle mira sat isfactorily th tn can ba doue by the use of a sharp instrument. Lemon-juice and salt water will re move rus: stains from linen, without in jury to the fabric. Wet the stains with t'oe mixture and put tbe article in the s in. Two or three appiicatiops may be neeessiry if the stain U of loo etauj ing, but the remedy never fails. Choo&e a Hat With Care. Despit t th? fa-;t that we see and hear so mucu of tremmdotis and eye-riveting mil'inery, tue fact rf uiaius that tbe good dressers almt iuvariacly wear moderate headgear. Aud it is very easy to fall a slave to the wonderful and aw.'ut creation whica look so well in the electric lit trying-on room., but which, ala! arj ap: to prore trying iu the unsofteued rays of the Luy. Aud 8J it is that we frequently see the wo man who has on a uat much too over whelm' ug. Hsppily, too, wa see the woman who 'kuows.' O-ie ot tier is weariuga draw toqu j of a o.'; oi i r ise, f tirly a pa-teL It is adorned wiia sof. ragged rlowers, close set save at the left, where they rise sound five inches, and these flowers are in all tne e'aaij3 o." old r, some silky, somi velvety all lovely! It is very hard to stand idly by a-td see our dear ones sutler while j-waiitn the arrival of the dctor. An Albany (N. Y.) dairymtn called at a dru store there for a d cUr to come and e? his child, then very sick with er.oup. Not finding tha doctor iu, he lef; word for him loom; as oaco on iiu return. 11) also biuiit a bottle of Chamberlain's Cou-jli Rsundy, which, be hoped would give mi relief until the doctor should arrive. In a few hours he returned, saying the doclor need not come, as the child wast much better. The druggist, Mr. Otro Scholz, says tbe family bad siuee recommend ed Chamberiain's Coug'.i Rjmedy to their neighbors and friends notil he has a constant djru md for it fr ui that ia.-t of tha country. For sale by ail dmgisls. The Mean Man was looking hr ppy. "Whose feeltugs bve you hurt now?" be was asked. "My nephew's' he said. "I have just sent him a letter asking h m to accept the inclosed hundred-dollar check as a little birthday gift" "But where does- your specialty come in on such a proposition as that?" "I didn't put ia auy check." In dianapolis Press. d;k.e'. ( I irr I'ai.tlas. If tl;-' r.ui'.ii'or of houses la which ttn-re i :'ii; n l-ro!i lions of a cert.iln J:-aw!iij f";i tiile ch.U's head aftiT Vandyke could te enumerated, it would cau.e astonUbnient. There U Bot'.iinj surprisio iu t!:e popularity cf 'tlie brad. Hut whatever genius famed It "i'.n!y Stnnrt" Is responsible fur mniiV iMdii-rous titis;i.i:eiieiisioD. Tlii-re a,v v.:itit-n who livhcve that tbls head was painted by liiibert SluarU 1 bore are vo:ueu who have asked !f It w.-ts tbe infant of A. T. Sh-wart. .a;n. tliere are women who knnr tiiat it depicts cue of the chiidreo Charles I. but who do not know whkh one of bis chiidreo It is, whether it 1.4 a boy or a girl, or who painted tbe original. Tl.e bead is that of the sec ond son of Charles I. and the uame of the c-Li!d was James. Vandyke paint ed him time and time airaiu. Oue of the family Kronpa of Charles' chil dren by Vandyke hauir in Turin. From the head of tittle James in that group a copy was made by KaiTaelio Canevarl. a diawiut:. mid that copy hallos in the Academy of St. Luke at Kouie. From Caucvarl's itrawiu thu countless uMiiy of photograph, en graviuc. lithographs and prints which have ?i.read to the uttermost parts tit the earth proceeded. t Let cIwii'.t the title, for rethink T.sby Stu:irt" tins done duty Ions en;:!i. Why not call liini "tittle James?" Then, at least, ail his wor Fh'Mri would know his sex. He be c.i;:i, K::! James 11 of Eutjlaud in lf-Sil, aud. accori!l:) So emiueut au thority, he gave evidence of possessing all the vices of his race without auy of Its virtues. Mis reiirn was short etui Infamous. lie was in exile at St. Germain when he died In 1701. Sihh was the cl:ully aud guileless kol;iug royal laiy in the ca. P-ostoo Tran script. REMOVING A RING. A Jeweler Tell, lion to Take OS? On. That Has t.roMB Tiaal. Most g'.ils who have had baby rin-s have had trouble la removing theui from their tiuiers. "There Is really n necessity fur all this ado about remov ing a ti.L,iit ring." said a jeweler. "Iu fttct. a la everything else, the secret of success lies iu knowing how to do it. Here is a rttipe that 1 have found un failing for removing a tight rlug. aud there is no painful surgical ocratioa Involved either: Thread a needle tlaC in the eye. using thread that Is stroug. but not too coarse, tlicu p.''ss the head of the needle under the ring. Care, of couim'. must lie used iu this, and It woui 1 he be;-t to soap the ueedie before Le;,-ii!i,;iig. The teei'Ie having been passed through, pull tlv. thread through a few inchca tcvnrd the band-so." l".y t!:is time the jeweler hail passed the needle and thread under the ring ou Lis own ti::ger and was prepared ti illustrate the little k-cttire. "Wrap the long ct.il of the thread around the fin ger toward the nail in this manner, then take hold of the short end nud un wind It-so. The threail. thus pressing ag;:iust the riti-. will gradual!" remove it. however tight or swollen the tiu ger." Pittsburg Dispatch. Banish ll.tapiialitr. A" corresn!ent of the Dundee Ad vertiser writes from Denmark: "Tue people of ItenmarK. though sprung from the saiae stock as ourselves, are Infinitely more polite and hospitable -80 much so tLat my frieuii the Scoti 1 landowner. v.Lo is Scotch to the back bone and never more Scotch thau wheu o'U of Scotland, early came to tbe coa ciusioti that their politeness. besl-Jt s beiug "u itiichty trouble to themselves, was a sheer waste of time.' I did not tin I it so. I rejoiced that It was oue c.t their characteristics. f-r they were ever willing to show r.ie their fann.s arid tlicir thi.'ries ntid their fTnrmerfri Ing establishments, thongb I had beeu assured b-fore leaving this country that the Danish creamery at least was shut a-'aiat the stranger. .ike most continental people ! hav. Ciet. the I::ue puts himself to no end of trouble to hel; you. anil after he gives a!! the Information you want you must needs go to Ida home and drink his drink cn l smoke his eigars. as el l friends In this country wight do after years of separation.' W here Dr. Joho.ua Wit Marrlea. tue of the most iuterestiug entries in the jKM-ish register of St. Wer Lurgh's, Derby, relates to the marriage of Dr. Johnson and the widow Porter, which was celebrated In fci. Wer buigh's. It reads: "Ma: l.-::::i::!l Johnson, of ye parish) of ii. Ma:;. .. iu Lichfield, and Eliza beth Porter, of ye parish of S. Philip, ia IV ham." Why the couple should have traveled from IViriiiirigli.ini to Ik-rby to le wed is greatly dark. Kveu Boswell cou fessed that he could not understand the reason. Johnon. however, gavir hit:i an amusing account of the jour ney. They r.rost have looked a qti.-eriy matcled pair ns Ihey walked up th aisle of St. Vrcrbnrgh's. he an awk ward, big IioimhL shambling man. t hv "f young person of nearly 50" rtnd pos sessed nf scant attractions. Westmin ster Gazette. Wouldn't Trint film. Mcnn men continue 10 exist, and fre iptent esa:::ples are cited of what la claimed to be the meauc-si of all. The Kredonia iKan.l Citizen steps forward with a story of a man in that towa who. too mean to advertise bind hi antisl to sell, put a written notice ia one of tiie hotels the other day. -V man who v:;s l:iuiring for a small farm was referred to the written no tice, when h replied: "I can't buy lend at a fair price from any man who doc his own advert isiuz iu -that way. Hi might ste:I the fence, the pump handle and the barn t'exn-s I -of ore he gave .up possession."- Ka:isas City Journal. Beecher Alvises a Speculator. The tory !s t-M iu an articV ?n "The Anecdotal ii'e'f Mr. Peocner," in the Mveh I.tdi's' Home Journal, f a me Tiber of Plymouth church, wIm had lost heavily in Wail-street spec!cloa aud fiikd ia bu-doess, who wetit to ttn gretot preacher one day and voluntarily pTiMted that he would not specula' fv.-r on year. At the end of six mcntfcs, howoicr, Le went to his p-jstor and asked to te released from Li promise. 4 I can nu more iu one week than I am now uiakirg-in a year," he ?aiL , Mr. Letcher refused to release bim. . ,T .V'ur .peculating on piper," he said, "and at the tnu of the year tell fie low you would have come out bad I iei you go." At the euil of the vear the would-be jopecu'ator reported to Mr. Ikecht r: "If I had actually made those deals I would have failed time times in the six months." Chronic Nasal Catarrh poisons every breath that is drawn iuto the lungs. Thore is procurable from auy drugg;st the remedy for the cure of this trouble. A small qnantity of Ely's Cream Balm placed iuto the nostrils spreads overaa infltmedand angry surface, relievii g immediately the painful inflammation, cleanses, h!s and cures. A cold in th head vanishes immediately. Sold by drugget or will b mailed for 50 cts. by Ely Brothers, o Warren St, N. Y. "Mrs. Dewey seems tobealm-stis Important as if she were President of the I'nited States." "What doyn m-i:j?" "Why, nothing that she d'lesseem- to please anybody." Detroit Free Press.