fflfljet Herald . T.i:.-f inn ,ofuu I . mnrnlnf at nnUl 1 or- r . .bacritrJ do not it . t. v., A res poo fci blc -rf .n..mtuffic to ,h,nIIltortheom- ,:f, . Addrw auaxn:U Venn'. U .lUaDur, l-Al-V-A. xuierael. f- -LA. -aicnirU fa. liU O.UCa, UJ aia.r. Domcrael, Ia. ' bouicrael. Fa. Nti-Al-LA. jsuuicrael, 1. 'Ntl-AT-LA. J. U. CKiLh- 'uaMiesAAsLAW. Somerset, i'a. x.rtlUUI W Ullalllia eil- ra j out: xiw, oypuaii A. U . UAV. '.tlS-AX-LA. ' tsjiuciael, ia. i.itl-AA-1-AW, bwiiicaet, ia. MXJitL, 4iulktl-Ai-LA , &uu.eraet, I'A i .ei. ssik euiruaUsd to Ula .jtialua"- COll-Lea, Willi wax uu iaaJu CIV unman toWl. aoiur- I. Fa. U,oc. up ra. Kn m ureci- oUccUoim aial w w.ui yntiuyuiam boiucrwl, fa. icnMM id uur care will be - ..; ) .iciiui lu. Coileo m mwiu mud tulJulQ- L 9L.tc-4 wl conveyancing t.Xi.oJii.V-AT-LAW. euuieiMl Pa. susjrrvt mid aJjjinlc uaaaiirualal U) UUU WU1 JL w. u. tiLrr&L. UsnaM v. luur c&n wui be ann, typuaiie MamruuUl ouui:l;4. Pa. - w u.c earu of Uie cut uum; WLhs, M. 1)., itlllSCiMiUjS, boiiMiaci, fa. buueraei, Pa. -a.iia, ervi lo luc cili- 'Ku.it. Luita pru- V JZ 'uuu al lua ol- UuaMJJ.) 1 nurajiainM. Lr,i' t . i - il c JX - 1-aae, fa. fiil-TUALFIIlE LL, pa. ttuJojBtty iusur ' Town and J. ZOiiX.' Secretary. Jotu Murraj-. 45piirEcr. W Emba! mer. HEARSE, '"'aU furn- 1? IT -iTi VOL. XLVIII. NO. 5. SHERIFF'S SALE Rv flrtn nf inndrwiMi. .y li . .. . ""'raun i hju of Soi-r mviiuj r,in MHOfrtirM-ul.ther- will Friday. Feb. 23, 1900. . At I o'clock P M., tue following described real esUve. to-w t. All tti Hv'nt iiu 1.. . .... . . ""uai- in Aauiauu town aiud .nhra. .v. th-rwn erects one anil " ),, ueiiniu boui-. Bitle an.) tV. l j.T r.r v vr.T,?; . pu "re"!". ALSO All f!i rfoKr i. . . . maud of Utuiei K uinner of. m ,nd to a i,,,-! ui mna aiiUHie In Sioov- , r-K towDablp. isomer County. P. co"u. i Z -- iiuutrr. UjOimug iHUflHOf At- . ( i A wn I KC-f. J . IV r I III ti r.u"iri!i-yer .im inner, lutviua JberHi erw-ied a iomo dweiiio buv .triii; liou-e and other ouibuildium win. llmi.nurl.u..i. m - . .n, m. mj lh' ia an ttie pnlny of 1 htnlw K Ule-Kiier. at tlie uit ol4!uer, deed . et aL ALSO All the riehL tit'e. Intrmi j- nianil .rf J. .-h-e-.K oi. in and to the foliow ina ;d-scruNj nal e:ale, t.vwit : , certain lot of ground hituatc In erlin iKirouirti. honit-nu i ...... i- ..h "e m.rui by an alley. ,st by lot of -....B.- tuiin, aHiin oy h.t of Wm. Kemlcr vi by tne public road. Iihviii thervou erected a lwu,ry Traine dwellliir houne, Mableand other outuuildlngs, with the an. puneiiaL.ee. No. i a certain lot or parcel of rronnd eiiuate n aforeHaid. M'xIm i-t, adjoining lot of rhauneey lxni. J. II. ricrkey, Jacob Musweraiid Kd KrissuiKer. 1st en In execution and to be aold as the property of J. C. Sneets, al Hie suit of Love, .-uufchiue A Co ALS" All the rfeht, title, lneret, claim and de mand of Win . eHaven of, in and to a certain farm or tract of land situate in Addi son township. Momeraet Couutv. Pa coiiluiii ine l. aere. about .'O acren clear, balance tiinl-r. ad.l.Mnine land of Jasper AueuMine, tr. W. F. Mitchell, Isuiah nilh-r. Aaa Ja-o 'a -tnte, J.--pli IN Haven and the National l"ike, having thereon erected a tw.xtorj' frame dwelliuK houseand stable. Taken in execution and t Is? 6JId as the proiw-rty of Win. i. UeHaveu, at the auil of li. L Dean t liro. AI0 Al! therinht. title, interest, claim and de. i.iand of Martha Jane Z-rtb and Jaeoii Zer t.Ki, ot, in and to all of a certain dwelling house and the eastern half of two contiguous lots f irround situat .n tl.e bor.Hitf. of KokwoMl. ?M!iierset ouniy, and known and numbered on the .-ucral plan of Paid borttojcli as lots Nos. K ana 14, being TaiO Siaare leet .if said two lot .if ground. liound e.i on the north by the K. 4 . mil road, east by an alley, south by tavselmnn river, west by lot of Jarue I. Ciilchltei.t. having thereon er-ie.i a two-siikry frame .iweluni; h.mse and outbul:dius, belll! tile aalue preioiaea whicll I'hini-HsJ. Weirner and Mary K.. Ins wife, by d.-ed daied H-LiU-r 2, Invi, cuveye.l to Ai-KU-tu Leaf and Augustus l-at and Nora, hia w.fe, by deed datetl la-toi-r M. I.vh. cnveyef the same to John Kyn, and by John Kyau to Holwrt K. Kierilan. by rti-e.1 dated tt'Ulier In, l"o. and by ll..eit K. Kiernan to Martli Jane ertos and Jacob Zcrtoaa, by deed dau-d March lien. Taken in execution and to he wild aa the property t if Maltha -lane Zerf.j. and Jacob Xertoas, at the auil of Hubert p. Kiernan, Terms: NoTlCt All persona purchasing at the above aaie will please lake notice that 10 per cent, of the purchase money mut be paid when property la knocked down: otherwise it will asain be exposed to sale at the risk of the Ural purchaser. The residue of the purchase money must be paid on or before the day of eonnrmalion, vit: Thursday, March 1, No deed will be acknowledged uniU the purchase money i paid in fulL J AM EX B. MAVIjOR. Sherill'a offlce, fcbertfT. Jan. Al. UOU. QOCRT PROCLAilATION. WHFRrA, The? Hon. Jacob H. Logk SEi'IEE. President Judceof t he seveml Court of Common Plea of the several countieacom poaine the Hit h Judicial 1 '1st rict. and Justi.-e of the tHirta of tiyer and Terminer and Gen eral Jail I live-y. for the trial of all capital and other offenders In the said District, and Geokue I. Black and A. V Iiickky, Ksq'a Ju.ltn. of the Courts of Common Piejw and Justice, of the Courts of oyer and Terminer and General J.'l Delivery for the trial of ali capital and other oJendern In the County ol Somerset, have Issu-d their precept, and to rr.e directed. Tor hohltnif a tiurt ot common Pleaa and General Vluarter riewsiona of the Peace and General Jail Iwllvery. and Couru if Orer and Terminer at Somerset, on MONDAY, FEB. 25, 1900. Norirl herebv riven to all the Justice. of the Peace, the Coroner and Constables within the said comity of Somerset, that iney be then and therr in their proper persona with tt.virn.iu n-onls.inuuisitions.examinatioua and other remembrances, to do those lhin-s which to their ottiee ana In tnai nenan ap-pert-in to be done, and also they who will prosecute aptinst the prisoners that are 01 shall be In the Jail of Somerset County, to be then and there lo proaecut arainal them aa aUall be mat. ... . JAVrMRHAYUja buenff. OF Real Estate ! rusmint tan order rf th irphans" Court of x.oelM-t Oailiiy. I will otf--r al public sail on lb premises. "is'e the home f tualie, tieudru .s, lu Atujrvatowit. Pa , oil Saturday, February 24, 1900 At one o'clock P. M the follow! uaT described real estate: A certain tract or pi reel of land situate In ilu-nurrn nd of the ooroucn id uy:owii. rouriiy of s.mers.H and wi .te oi l'eou- I- ranla. aqjilinirg wnoa oi ...i.c -.u... ---PitiaiMiiv .i1 ieliord 'Jurnoike. bav'rf ihemm vr-cied a veiy fmHaoMnrj In-ltw - ... ...r lir.i.s H.al.le I lid oi'itr hullUliiiis.'two ood ay fr"'1 lr Terms: pud as ao.m a the property is knia-k.a down; Niianre on eonur;ii!i.a rf sale am) t-t.T -ry of me deed. Po.-sioo glVj-u April Llsoi. , JOHN .llir.n. Administrator of (.'halve, iiendilc-ka, oecd N TOriCE IX DIVOKCK. t'hiiarcn- t-t'h. t.v br n'-ti' friend Conrad I. uderuiau, Vs Miibm J. Hmlth. In the Pout of Cora ni'Ki' pea of Som erset coun'v, Ha No s. sept T Al'a -ub. In I"v- rcr No 12. I lee. r. I". Ti JV.V.'oa . Smith. Vtr t' fmltid it namrd : Yon art-hen-bv notltled bt and atwair a 111-next Court of Conmion Pla for km-.rs.-t coni.tv. to beh-I I at -w.mersel. P". on tb tn MmiiKvuT Pebruarv A D It . i davi lo an.w-r a roinpialft of Chiliena st.iiih. v.Kir wife the pialniitT alaiv- iianv-d. and xiw mii . If any vou have, arhv y-nir a id w.f sri.Hi.d not he divorced f.twn the bii t.K niairiiuonv enienxt into with jo.i. err-nhiv he praver of her petition and liisH exhibiu d against you before salrt ouru Sh.riir.OBiee. I J. B. BA1 L'la. Jail. ri. If. uer: fT. A UDITOJVS NOTICE. Tli orirtcra'ned havituf been ppo''ed audi or i.v l!i tii-ptums' Cairt sf iuerse ...intv. f... to made a disinbution fuuddue prrsenlly. a well as lue def--rret p.yui uta not yet 'lue. In the hioui of Valen ime Ma), ad mlntsirator. 1. b. ft r. t fl Tt.oti.as I'H.-e, dwl, moired 13 ibe sta'e of P.nsylvants. lo a..-l am.M.g the fcel and Un: represeillallve. S..I J Til,, r' ' J,-aseU.ei.liliel ihrn-to. hereby irivea no'lce K slLe. llI aUend to the dunes of said ap-feaitum-nt ki Uednetsiay. the itl day ' Venruary, ItJU, at biim-e In lL. Krnli Somerset. Somerset County. Pa., at 1 tK,r a. m . wnn and where all parliea lulereaUd can attend If they aee proper, or lie forever barrvd from parti.Upating lu ihedlaUibntloii iualr Jrtotaui4aaU!. t pf(JH. Auditor. So It Cur, th. Cough. PLEASANT TO TAKE. Youngsters like it and it cures the cough in a jiffy. Dr. James' Cherry Tar Syrup. Prompt relief in all cases of throat or lung affections a safe, re liable family medi cine. At all Drug Stores. 25 Cents a Bottle. Pont Accept Suoatilutus. THE- First National Bail. Somerset, Penn'a. Capital, S5O.00O. Surplus, 344,000. unoivjoed err nrr PROFITS aVaWWa ocomiTw accciyc lamaBt meiHtLl account or atocHisT. .anaicno. TOCA OtAltkt, 1NI1 OTHERS aOLICITlO -DISCOUNTS DAILY. -BOARD OF DIRECTORS. CHAH. O. SCULL, Gtu. K. SCULL, JAMiii L. Pl'i.ii, W. H. M1LLEK, JOHN K. SCOTT. KOKT. S. SCULL, 'KKD "V. BILfctCKta EDWARD SCCLL, : : PRESIDENT, VALKNT1NE KAY, : VICE PKESIDKNT, HAUVKY At. bt-lvi.T.KY. CAtlHIJLP, Th. funds and seeoriUeaof thla taxi.a are so- urely protected in a celebrated Cutxiw But .;la k Pkoof Hah. Tue only aala made abso lutely barglar-proot. Jacob D Swank, Watchmaker and Jeweler, Next Ooor West of Lutheran Church, Somerset, - Pa. Am Now prepared to supply the public with Clocks, Watchea, and Jew elry of all description, aa Cheap 8 the Cheapest. REPAIRING A SPECIALTT. All work guaranteed. Look at my etock before making your purchase. J. D. SWANK. KEFFER'S M SHOE STORE! KEN'S BOYS . WOKEH'S, GIRLS' tad CHILDREN'S SHOES, OXFORDS tno SLIPPERS. Black and Tan. Latest Sty lea an J Shape at lowest -...CASH PRICES Adjoining Mrs. A. E. Chi, South-east corner of square. SOMERSET. PA. aL&M4Uraf 60 YEARS' "4 EXPERIENCE .11 . . i-J -JT Trade Mm t- DtaioN flll CCYHIOKT AC ATie nlr. a ??tir?L jJTiarfii char. la U. Scienfific American. aSeSSatfi&sss nit.-fcl-rUllEik'J.b JijaCjfaiafc'.ae.am3aaaa rMbant lifa- B awUada at a CEJiTRAL STATc UKitAL iliKUL 14M K HA t it UatM Cl, P4 lu. tsecltr. ri4 uoa a . goat libraay. Kdra apvr -a laborator, aai "- ?. ia.tta in MaaM.a.m.d?ta ilmil auH.1. ra hxai, L- a V V nienrl tncjst arAlv and play most eff cciively orer . festive scene whe.i thrown k. ..n randies. The URlit tn ce-.potcna beauty's charm, that gives the finished touch to the drawing room or dining room, is the mellow glow 01 W0M WAX CANDLES Sold in all colors and shades to harmonize "with any interior hangings or decorations. Manufactured by I A n urn n - - - ai . w . n r nil 1.11. for nit nwiwut , l v. I M SOMERSET, PA., BKEATHIJfO TIME. When tree are bare, and fields are white. When barns are full, and hill are breezy, I stay In bed until it'i light. And take, yes, take things pretty easy. When roadi are pricked and bell ring sweet I ride behind a pair or clippers. And come back to the chimney seat, A pleasant book and oozy slippers. Tl tru that city clerk might And Such day-lit ease almost alarminn ; They seem to think perpetual grind I but another name for farming. I wish that busy folk could see For work and leisure life Is ample. The sleeping field and stream and tree Present the very best example. When Mother Nature's on the hop I follow ber without conflicting ; And when she says it's time to stop I never think of contradicting. Elected. HELEN BLAZES. This is the story of a rnare that made her reputation during the weeks of al most incessant fighting before Peter t urg and ISermuii li j mired. She loet ber life iu a ecriruiuage in which she was nearly the whole thing, for she had a way of taking matters into her own coutrol and carrying her rider into the thickest of the fight, whether he liked it or not. . She was such a warrior herself that when she got worked up to the proper pitch she paid no attention to bugle- Cills or orders, and always started in to thrash the enemy single-handed. That was one reason why she was called Helen Blazes. But tBere was another her temper. The name was not spelled just that way by the boys of the Third New York cavalry, but Jeb Smith, the man who rode her and the only man who could ride her was a minister before the war broke out, so be changed the original three words of her name into two, thus quieting his conscience and satisfying the boys at the same time. She was picked up one night on a scouting expedition. Wink Tomkins brought her into camp the next morn Ing, and he was a tight. You could hear him swearing at Blazes when they were a mile away, and between his curses and the laughter of bis' com pan- ions, and the plunging and kicking, biting and striking of the mare as they approached, it made a pretty tigbt for tired cavalrymen. "There, by thunder!" said Wink, I've landed her here, 'cos I said I would. The fellow that can ride ber, can have her, for all I care," and he pitched the lead rope to me. Blazes was a beauty, there's no deny ng that, and oid McXamara, our cap tain, had his eye on her from the mo- metit be saw btr. Well, there's no use describing all that happened then. It took six of us to get a saddle and bridle on her, and three out of the six were laid up until for duty for a week after it; and after that she threw, one after another, pret ty near the whole company. Nobody could ride ber until Jeb Smith came along. He had Just been relieved from guard and was tired, but when bis eyes lighted on the mare he brightened up. "That's a beauty, boys," he said, for he was a great lover of horse-flesh, if be was a parson. The mare was standing idle at that moment, as docile as a kit ten, and nobody iu the world would have guessed what devil was in ber. Tompkins drawled out: "Get on ber back, parson, and try her." Mind you, there was not one in the crowd who bad not tried her, and could not show a substantial bruise for his temerity. But the parson never caught on at all, and we all stood back while be handed his piece to a com rade, and without a moment's hesita tion walked straight up to the mare nd began to rub ber nose; and, what's more, she seemed to like it. You could have purchased the whole company for a very small sum at that moment, for we felt mighty cheap. We didn't kuow whether it was jugg'ery, or what it was, but the fact remained that the mare did not treat him as she had trtated us. Say, parson," bawled Wink Tom- kins, "have you ever seen the critter before?" "Certainly not," was the calm reply. Why?" "Well, I'm blowed! Buys, there's suthin' in religion, after all." While be was thus ex prying him self, Jeb leaped into the saddle and in moment more he was riding around the place as eaxy a you plcaxe. Blazes single-footed, dog-trotted and cantered, nd you'd have thought she was a Ch'Utmas-tree-rocking-hore, for all the ug'.iness she showed then. "Who owns her?"' asked the parson. "You do, Jeb, you've earned her," said old Mac; and be walked away with a scowl on bis face. Well, Jeb was delighted, and he list ened with amazement when we told him what a circus we'd been having. It was plain that he did not believe all of it, and presently he led her away to the stable, tjok the sad lle iff and tied er. There wa only a pole between the horses, and Jeb hadn't got half-way back to where we were sitting when there was the worst racket in that sta ble you ever heard. You'd have thought the rebs were after at from the noise and tumult. The horses neighed and squealed, and you could bear boards splintering and timbers falling. Blazes bad kicked herself looae, laid up two horses, scarred for life a half-dozen more, and pawed her way right through the back of that place to liberty. Sbe was pointing for home too, when Jeb saw ber. "Here, your' he yelled, and she stop ped and waited while be went up and caught her. We fixed up the stable; but we passed unanimous resolution that Blazes couldn't tarry there any more, to the parson took ber about twenty rods away and tied her to a fence. Then he gave ber some oats, and you'd have thought she was the three graces rolled into one, abe waa so quiet; but it didn't lastlong. She finished her oata, and maybe she got tired or thirsty, or something. Any how, she pulled away one section of the fence, and broke loose from that, and then she started for the stable again. ers.e ESTABLISHED 1827. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 7. 1900. Some of us heard the horses squealing aud kicking, and we went down to see what was the matter, and I'm blest if Blazes wasn't trying to eat them. She'd reach in and take a mouthful of loose flesh, set her teeth ou it and pull, and tten, when the horse she was biting kicked, she'd wheel and kick too. After that we made Jeb tie her with a chain, Mid always to something that she could not pull apart. She ruined t?n horses, kicked one mule to death, and another one so that we had to kill him, and she tore the clothes all off" of a darky who tried to feed ber one day; but it got to be an old story after awhile, and we didn't pay much attention. Nobody will ever forget the first time she was seen in a fight. You'd have thought she was human, from the sense she showed, and a fiend incarnate from the way she fought. Our company bad bee i out on a sor tie, und we wtre on our way home, ev erybody giving Jeb and Blazes a wide berth, for she'd kick aud bite every thing in reach on the road as well as in the stable, when we came upon a de- ttcl.ru'?nt of ri5e" cavalry between us and home. They had more men than we did, but there was only one thing to do, and that was to charge and we did if. I was abreast with Jeb when we got the word, and I never saw anything made of flesh and blood do what Blazes did then. Jeb could not hold her anv more than you could a cyclone, and she ran like a streak of lightning. In the thirty or forty rods between us and the confederates she got more than two rods ahead of the rest of us, so she struck the line first. I'll bet she cov ered thirty feet at every jump, and fi nally she took an almighty plunge into the air, and landed plump on top of a confederate sergeant and his horse, knocking them both down as easily as she would a blade of grans. She reared and plunged, struck with her fore feet, kicked with her hind ones, and used her teeth like a tiger. She'd grab a rebel horse by the throat and tear out a chunk of flesh; she'd seize a man by the leg or arm, and pull him out of the saddle and trample upon him quicker than you could knock him out with a saber, aud every time she had a chance she'd jump into the air and land right on top of horie and rider, and then bite and tear and strike her way through or past the next one she met. I don't see how Jeb ever stayed on her back, but he did, and he came out without a scratch, too. Nobody ever made fun of Blazes after that brush; but her greatest fight was her last one. We'd been out on a scouting and for aging expedition, and were on our way back when we bad that pet-to. There were only ten of us, and we thought we had got past the poiol where we were likely to fall in with any rebs, when we saw a full company of con federate cavalry coming over the top of a knoll not a quarter of a mile away. There was uo use for us to try to run, for we would only have run into their lines, and there wasn't a man there who wanted to surrender, so we yelled back and started to meet them. We came together, and in a second we were all mixed up. They surround ed us like flies arouud a honey-poL We were so few that we could not keep to gether, and every man fought for him self, regardless of the others. Still, ev erybody could tell where Blazes was all the time, by the commotion she kicked up; and when, in a fight like that, one thing kicks up enough commotion to be noticed, you can bet it's moving. I got a bullet thro-igh my right shoulder, and another one in my left arm, and I was helples?; and just then my hore got a saber slip on the side of his bead which sent him crazy, and, somehow, he managed to kick himself out f the melee before he dropped, which be did with one of my legs un der him; but I was where I could see the fight, and I kept my tyeon Blazes. Just as I discovered ber I saw Jeb Smith pitch head first out of bis sad dle, and I knew that the parson was done for. Blazes seemed to know it, too. She bad been wild before, but she became a perfect dentin then. She must have known that she had no rider, and mat horses quit fighting wben the man is gone orf from their backs; but she didn't. She only got wilder and went in for vengeance. She no longer paid any attention to the borves, but she went for the men, and whenever she grabbed one she lit erally tore him apart. Hundreds of shots were fired at ber, and her body was covered with blood from the saber cuts she bad received, but she pawed and kicked, aud tore with her hoofs and teeth, turning like a cat, and bound ing about with the ease and grace of a panther. Then, when most of our men had gone down, and when practically all that there was left for the rebs to fight was that wild mare, there was another yell from the top of the hill, and I saw three companies of our own men com ing to the rescue. The Johnnies saw them, ton, and they broke and ran, and, as sure as I live, Blazes started after them. She overtook the last man and seized him by the shoulder, dragging him from bis hrr-e to the ground. As be fell be fired bis pistol, aud the shot went through her heart, but she clung to her prey, and her body fell upon the tnan who killed her. There were ODiy three of us left alive out of the ten who went into that fight, and we felt almost as badly about Blaz es as we did about our comrades. Poor Jeb was t-hot through the bead, and he never knew what struck him. We buried him and the mare side by side, and there wasn't a dry eye in the crowd wben we did it. She did more fighting that day than tbc whole ten of us, and there were over three hundred wounds on her body when we found ber. Boston Globe. Oh, Ojorgie! Who opened the ca nary's cage ?" "I did. You said a little bird told you wben I was naughty, so I knew it must be him, as there was no other little bird about So I opened the cage and the cat's eaten him. Tbat'a what he's got for telling on me." ID Mtiplaced Coofldence. A newly-married couple were honey mooning in the country, whtsn the first batch of letters from borne arrived, and the husband teasingly proposed to open one addressed to his wife. "Certainly not," she said firmly. "But, Philippi, he pretended to re monstrate, "surely you are not going to have any secrets from me, now that we are married ?' "I shall not have any secret from you, but Phyllis might," his wife said. "That letter is hers, not mine. I shall probably let you read it after I have, but not till I am sure that Phyllis has told me nothing but what she would be willing for you lo know." "Still, doesn't it imply a lack of con fidence whea a wife won't show her letters to her husband?" "Not at alL The lack of confidence is shown by the hu-bind when he de mands to see his wife's letters." This was unanswerable, and the hu9- baud sank back in bis chair with amus ed delight in his wife's perfect uncon sciiusness of having said a good thing. Presently she added: "I told you so! Here is something Phyllis wouldn't want you to know." "Then vhv are Tim irninirtn t!l mo"" j j n n - --- "I am not goiug to tell you what it is. You are only to know there is some thing you can't know at present." "Phyllis is engaged," her husband remarked. "And what if she is ?" 1 ou are not to know to whom. "To RadclifTe," hazirdcd her hus band. "I didn't ay so." "But you don't say she ien'L" "How could I say she isn't wben she-" "Is? I really think my dear, you might as well have let me read that letter." Some Smart Crows. In the Inn garden I saw a dog eating a piece of meat lu the presence of sev eral covetous crows. They evidently said a great deal to each other on the subject, and now and then one or two of them tried to pull the meat away from him, which be resented. At last a big strong crow succeeded in tearing off" apiece, with which he re turned to the pine, where the others were congregated, and after much ear nest speech they all surrounded the dog, and the leading bird dexterously dropped the small piece of meat within reach of his mouth, when be immedi ately snapped at it, letting go the big piece unwisely for a second, on which twoof the crows flew away with it to the pine, and with much fluttering and hi larity they all ate, or rather gorged it, the deceived dog looking vacant and bewildered far a moment, after which be sat under the tree anl barked at them inanely. A gentleman told mt that he saw a dog holding a piece of meat in like manner in the presence of three crows, which also vainly tried to tear it from him, and after a consultation they sep arated, two going as near as they dared to the meat, while the third gave the tail a bite sharp enough to mtJte the dog turn round with a squeak, on which the other villains seized the meat, aud the three fed triumphantly upon it on the top of the wall. Our Animal Friends. Is it a burn ? Use Dr. Thomas' Eclec trie OiL A cut? Use Dr. Thomas' Eclectric Oil. At your druggists'. Hit Jlistaks. She was not so very old, but she was intensely respectable, as any one could see. She was sittiog on a park seat reading, and she bad a little dog upon her lap. Presently the dog wearied of inaction, and jumped down to play with a child who had drawn near, as an elderly gentleman sat down beside her. He was fat and fu?y, but talkative, and when he remarked on the weather she paid very little attention, but went on readiug. "Yours, ma'am?' he atked, indicat ing the child. "Yes," she said, thinking be meant the dog. "Pretty little dear," be ?aid. Ob, yes," she said, looking up from her paper. "And the image of you, I can see," be said, archly. She said nothirg until she bad snap ped up the dog, and then with it in ber arm she sailed off, saying: "You're a vulgar, low-minded, hor rid, ugly, ill-tempered, un mannered, ungentlemanly beast." And be waa so thankful he was un married. New York Telegraph. Why He Wanted the Broom. A tramp went along a dusty road and sat down on the steps of a hou-aj in a quiet village street. Through the win dows the voice of a mm and woman in violent altercation were beard, and the tramp listened intently. Angry words, and occasionally the sound of something thrown, reached his ears, and he could hardly sit still. At last, evidently, the wife had taken a broom, and the blows fell fast and fu rious. Tbe tramp could stand it no longer, but, rushing to the side door, be darted in, and, stepping between tbe pair, he cried with a husky voice: "Give me a clip or two with the broom, old woman; it seems just like old times." An Editor's Life 8aved by Chamber lain' Congo. Remedy. During tbe early part of October, 1890, 1 contracted a bad cold which settled on my lungs and was neglected until I feared that consumption had appeared jn ati incipient stale. I was constantly coughing and trying to ex pel something which I could not. I became alarmed and after giving the local doctor a trial bought abottleof Chamberlain's Cough Remedy and the result was Immediate improvement, and after I had used three bottles my lungs were restored to tbelr healthy state B. S. Edwards, Publisher of The Review, Wyant, 111. For sale by all druggists. Hi Airi.Sr To Produce a Sew Horse. Baron Paul VietinhoS", of St. Peters burg Russia, who is In this country picking up- more than 1003 horses foi shipment to Russia, paid tbe following compliment to the American horse: "My object U to breed a horse which shall unite the speed of the American thoroughbred and form of the Russian and Cossack steed. The American horse, taken to R i-wia, "is debilitated by the climate an 1 succumbs to his slower Rjsian rival LiiewL-aa with tti R iiau horse brrwght over here Wnat I wjnt it to dissjver a neutral g-ound in whose clirmte the am alga pittioa of the two breeds can success' fully be wrought. The American ani mal is the more intelligent and much eaiier broken and trained. He is thus better for military service, save as he Itcki bottom. The American horse is u-ied to railroads, whereas the Cick horse never gets thoroughly at ease with them. "I do oil b.'lieve V I k v 1 1 a horse as young as you d. To race 2 yea-)lds training must bgin when the bones are soft and before strength is at tained. So, Iht horse breaks down at 3 or 4 years old. Tbe American horse is a racing machine, and sacri fices beauty and endurance to speed. Nan?y Hanks loiks like a rat." Drovers' Telegram. , Morality. One of the counties of tbe State of Connecticut once boasted of a judge who, though poorly furnished with those little refinements usually met with iu polished society, was an ener getic, shrewd man, and a promising lawyer. A neighbor of his was about to give awiy bis daughter in marriage, and having a deep-rooted dislike to the clerical profession, and being deter mined, as he aad, "to have no parson in the house," he sent for his friend, the Judgf, t perform the ceremony. Tho judge came, and the candidates for the connubial yoke taking their places before him, be addressed the bride; "You sear you will marry this man?" "Yes, sir," was the reply. "And you (addressing the bride groom,) swear you will marry this woman?" "Well, I do," said the groom. 'Then," said the judge, "I swear you are married 1" Shade Trees. Those who failed to set out shade trees during the fall should prepare now to do so in the spring. At the Otlaboma experiment station, in one experiment .on a hard soil, the follow- ng method resulted successfu.ly: Holes feet in diameter and 3 feet deep were dug in the early winter aud wi lowed to remain opn so that the soil could weather and become porous. In Feb ruary, three forkfuls of wtll rotted manure were put in the bottoms of the holes and on top of this two s'tovelfuls of leached astusi. This was then cov ered with surface soil and tbe holes filled in to within about a foot of the top. This was then allowed to settle and bscome firm before the trees were set. The trees were set out in March and the soil within 3 feet of the trees was hoed after every rv.n during tbe summer. Maples and locusts were planted and they made a vigorous aud rapid growth. While this method ii perhaps too expensive to bo ustd for extensive planting, it is recommended for use in towns aud about the hou-e and lawn. Whatever method of plant ing is followed, little success will fol low unless the soil is thoroughly culti vated and the surface kept free from grass and weeds. To Tan Skins with the Hair on. A subscriber, wbo omits both name nd address, asks us to give a method by which he may tan skius and pelts without removing the fur or hair. There are several methods, mi re or le?s complex, for tbe purpuee, but the fol lowing will be found simple and etTiet cious: "Take a spoonful of alum and wo of saltpeter; pulverize and mix well together, then sprinkle tbe powder on the flesh side of the skin, aud lay the two flesh sid'S together, leaving the wool outside. Then fold up the skia as tight as you can and hang it in dry place. In two or three days, or as soon as it is dry, take it down and scrape it with a blunt knife, till cleau nd supple. This completes the pro cess, and makes you a most excellent saddiecover. If, wheu you kill your mutton, you treat the skins this way, you can get more for Iberu from the saddler than you can get for the wool aud skin separately d up wed of other wise. Oth'-T skins which you desire to cure with tbe furor hair on maybe treated in the same way." Journal of Agriculture. There is no better medicine for tbe babies than Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. Its pleasant taste and prompt aud effectual cures make it a favorite with mothers and small children. It quickly cures their coughs and colds, preventing pneumonia or other serious consequences. It also cures croup and has been used in tens of thousands of cases without a single failure so far as we have been able to learn. It not only cures croup, but when given as soon as the croupy cough appears, will prevent the attack. In case of whoop ing cough it liquefies the tough mucus, making it easier to expectorate, and lessens the severity and frequency of tbe paroxysms of coughing, thus de priving that disease of all dangerous consequences. For sale by all drug gists. In After Tears. "Why, what'a the matter, Nellie?" asked her maiden aunt. "Oh, auntie," replied the bride of a month, "It's too provoking for any thing. Tom treats me just as if I were a child." "Well, don't mind a little tbiog like Dyspepsia bane of human existence, that, my dear," said the old lady,' Burdock Blood Bitttr cures it, prompt when you get to be my age you will ' ly, penumently. Regulates and tones remember It with pleasure." the stomach. lL O WHOLE NO. 2532. Care of Patients. A profession i uurse at L-H-ds, Eig land, was remtrktbly uccsefjl in the care of patients sutlVrlug from small pox, diphtheria or pneumonia. In fact, she bad never lost a patient with one of these complaints. Not loug ago, however, she had a pueumouia case which was given up by the physi cian, much to the nurse's chagrin. "Hi cau't liva through the ni'ut," said the doctor. Sure enough, w hen the Uiir?e went to give the eick mn his medicine he only shook his head. The distracted nurne saw her proud record about to be brok en and she urgl tha pa'.ient to take his l.e. ''No use," he murmured. "Well, sir," said the nurse in despair, you've got to take it! And if you die 1 11 kill your' Wneri'upon tbe patient began .to laugh, tok his lU'dicim and got well. Married ia the Road. "You cau't Hjti.'y a woman," he stid, dolefully. When I propped to Mi.se Smith I told her she was the first girl I ever loved, and she refused me on the ground that I was unquestiona bly an uueouseionable liar. Then, after my bruised heart bad got into pretty fair condition again, I proposed to Miss White aud told her that, w hile she was above all the dearest girl iu the world to me, I felt it only proper to confess that I had loved eight others at various times. Aud what it ) you think she did?" "What ?" "She refused me on the ground that was an unconscionable tlirt an.i would make any girl wretched. You bet I'm going to study the next one cirefuMy la-fure I tell her anything." Chicago Post. And the Minister S.a:J-J. The York ( Me.) Transcript says that Portland minister recently called upon oue of the families in the f ari.-h. H ascended tbe .steps and kuocked at the dr. Receiving no robonse. he was about to depart when be heard a window in the next house open and a woman's voii say: 'Mrs. S.nith, the minister's at yonr do r." What was the ptstor's surprise and aru.ismeut when he caught Mrs. ft:uith s response wared gently around th corner of the house: ' don't you s'pose I know it!" The next Sunday after service Mra Snith mot the pistor and expressed her sorrow that she was away wten he ha 1 called. A remedy f.r Nasal Catarrh which isd.'yin; ail ex ;i'iur to th iis?-?d m nbfaii so. i!d n t b; u,el. Waat s ne-ii-d is that which is cleansing, wMD'hiug, p-tilec'.ing aud healing. Su'-h a remedy is Ely's Cream Balm. Price CrO ceuts at druf gists or it will re nailed by Ely I'.rothers, ,V5 Wairen Street, New York. The Balm when plue-d into the nostrils, spreads over the membrane and is absorbed. A co! 1 iufhe head vanishes quickly. Tin Farmsr Scirei A farmer drifted into a hardware store at Mu'.hali and was asked by the mnajrer: "Don't you want to buy a bicycle to ride arouud your farm on? fhey're cheap now. Can give you one for "I'd sooner put the $'J1 into a cow," ai 1 the farmer. "But think," said the manager, "how foolish you would look ri ling arouu'l town ou a war." ' Oo, I d )ii't know," said the farm er; ''uo more f.xilish, p-rhaps, than I would milking a bicycle." Kansas City Journal. "I had nervous prostration aud the doctors gave me morphine to make me sleep. Wheeler's Nerve Yitalizer cur ed both the disease and the hab;t," o writes Tunicas Murphy, Thurston, Ohi). Brant's Cough Balsam is not only ihs largest bottle for2 conts, but is the best cures the quickest. For sale at Gtrman's Drugstore, Benin, Pa-, and Mountain & Son's Drugstore, Couflu enc , Pa. Migratory Birds. The distances over which birds mi grate vary between wide limits, and are often surprisingly great. The bob olinks, which rear their young on the snores of Lake Winnipeg, Canada, and go to Cuba and Puerto Rico to spend tbe winter, twice traverse a distance of 2,WX miles, or more than a fifth of the circu jtf reuce of our earth, each year. The king-bird lays its egg. as far north as the fifty-seven lb. degree of latitude, and is found in the winter in South America. Tue Lit nnial pilgrimages of tbe little redrtart exceed 3,000 miles, and of the tiuy huamlng-bird 2,000. "I thiuk I would go crazy with pain were it not for Chamberlain's Pain Balm," writts Mr. W. H. Stapletou, Hermiuie, Pa. "I have been afMicted with rheumatism for several years and have tried remedies without number, but Paiu Baltn is the tet medicine I have got hold of." Oue application relieves the pain. For sale by all drug gists. Carrie They say she has given up advocating "Woman's rights " Cholly Yes. She ges iu for "wo man's letls." Carrie What are they? Cholly Widower. "Ding uothing is doing lit" Im pure bl'd ueglevted will become a serious matter. Take Hood' Sarsa ptrilla at once aud avoid the ill. Reckless Expenditure. D.lver Wben I took this place it wasn't tit for a dog t.i live in. I have spent nearly f t.0 on it. Sanson Don't you think it would have been cheaper had yoj killed the dog? PASit XE?S AND VIEWS. Th3 Value of 31 mire The Eirly Latabi -Hints for the Season. Fro the lliiladelphia Record. MiDiire is valuable only iu propor tion to the amount of nitrogen, phos phoric acid and potash it contains, and a ton of manure is usually valued at two dollars. Some manures are worth more, but while such is trie yet tbe great bulk of manure hauled from sta ble to farms is composed mostly of straw or other materials. A bag of fer tiliser worth two dollars contains a large bulk of material known as "filler, and farmer do not like to handle thin proportion or "tiller" simply to secur certain percentages of plant f.sxls. If they will take the same view of their manure they can readily perceive that they handle an enormous amount of "filler" iu the manure la order to se cure the same quantity of plant food that is contained in a bag of ordinary fertiliz.-r. There is also greater cost in the hauling of the manure, as farmers will sometimes haul loads several mile. It is frequently the case that a farmer will haul a load of clean straw to a livery stable and return home with a load of dirty straw, as the actual ma nure in the load will be but very little. It would be more economical for the farmer to save the cost of hauling by lu-ijpiug bis clean straw in his barn yard, as it would be more valuable thau that taken from the livery stable, considering the cost of hauling. Young lambs are in order now, anil they will require attention. The time has passed wben tbe farmer should viit the fields to bring the young lambs to the bum. Tiie ewes should be kept iu the baru and the lambs protected f.-om cold. A Iamb is a very delicate thing the liftst few hours of its life, and should it become cliiiled it w ill perish or slowly recover, as it receives a sever shock. To' attention bestowed tbe first three or four days will be ot more assistance than the care given later. T.ie ewes should be well fed, an al lowance of ground oats and plenty of e'over hay bein the ni't suitable foods. If farmers will no w examine ilelds of Crimson clover they will tind tbnt the. pluuts show no indications of having been arteeted by fri.t, win I, ruin or snow. ;v p;a:it sifim 1 ,-s.s h t!.!i; to th seven-ies ot wiu.er and tile tel.isou whk-o i: mi le a g vid start last fall ap pear as though overe.l wiih a carpet j of 'Mil. Jl will start to grow before j any other trq, and w hen spring plow ing begins the crimson clover will lie ri bin s.itn ami ready as a gtven mano rial cnqi. ii is a crop that is grown in winter, at a season of the year when t iela::d would otherwise be idle. The value of the land should bs con sidered when estimating thetxpenses of a farm. It is claimed that pastur ing is the cheapest undo of keeping cows. Of ordinary pasture it require about f-'tir acres to keep eeiw six mouths, whicti is eq lal to eight acre for a year. If land is cheap the ccst is then but little, but if laud is high tlitt expense is increased correspondingly. if cattle are kept under the Hiiliug -ysteui oue acre will answer for a cow for six mouths, ami wheu ensilsge used largely me cost is still further ri duced. It is no admitted that in order to laake dairying return the largest p'k-stoie prolk tha dairyman -li.ould iuclude ensilage iu bis list of crops. II s may b kvpt with advantage e i every farm, if ouly oue or two hive are allowed. B.ts assist ia fertilising ttie blossoms of some plants ami per form, valuable service. If no bees are kept in a neighborhood it is pssib!e that failure of fruits may be due to that 'Siusc, and it is a matter thtt deserves) iou.-i ler.it ioM by farmers. B.-es give: la.ge profit, an 1 though a beginner uiUMt learn something of them to suc ceed, yet the modes of management are not difficult to understand. Farmers are patiently waiting for grass, aud just as . .sjn as it Call be d.o.e tney will turn tne cattle out to graze. Ni-, if they will hold the Cattle back two or three weeks (or even a month) later they will give the grass an oppor tunity to make growth, aud they will largely gaiu ty so doing. Oue of the greatest injuries to grass land is the trampling by the caule, especially if the season is wet. The land fir the new strawberry beds s'ao lid b; prep tre t as soou a it tan be .1 !ie. I'h.w deep, harrow, apply the fertilizer Lr.tttdca.sr, and then again narro the soil fiae. This will admit warmth and stimulate growth of early weeds, which Citi bj destroyed wilU the barrow as shoh as they apoear, with the result of baviug the pi it fair ly free of wee, is when theyouug run ners are transplanted. Keep oiiiy the old geese for breeding purposes; seuding the younger ones to market. Osd geese are not saleable, aud are more valuable iu caring fur their young w hen three or four years ohi than before. They begiu to lay in February and March, and should be giveu warm quarters from now until spring. pay well if cared for aud cost but little, as they prefer t forage for themselves." 3egia plowing for spring as v.n as it can be done. It matter not how wet the I tu 1 it it c tn bo plowed, an the frost will pulverize all i';:ij;.s. A u ail vantage ia early plowiuis that insec s will be turned to ibe surface aa 1 bj d stroyed. Cold d-ies u it destroy some insects, but when they ar-.' hrouovit to the surface and are excised to damp ness aud alternate thawing and freez ing they uccu ub. It will be found that so. Is in which cutworms are nu merous may be plowed early with o-.-o-etir, as tl;e worms will bj greatly r -duced in number Ly so !ohig au l crops be pm-cttd to that extent, fir frequently the cutworms t-o:upl re planting of an entire cnp. (iivingthecowcar.se fml io order to di-pose of sucii ru tterisls will n.t a l l to the quantity of ui:U, but it puis th' c v to service converting s-uc'ti ma terials into manure. A g fami-r, ho jrever, cannot arforj to keepaco.v M.-nply to make manure. The manure should be considered only as a by-pr.-duct. To make an animal proriiatie not only should tbe coarse and le valuable materials be used, but they should te re-enforced by the bent feed ing stair that cauba procured, s a not only toiucreasa the yield, but ren der the mauure mOie valuable. There is one kiud of plant food that gives good results onll soils; it enters into the cooqKisition of all plants, and it is chep, yet it is not given a place in Ik; li.-t of fertilizers. It is line, and it U U koowu to farmer j as a valua ble and useful agent for promoting fer tility. But farmers who use lime should not omit fertilizers, as lime dots not take the place of manure or fert:l:z'rs. It shoul I be applied in tli fall, but it s not not too late. to g: .'e ti.e land a light dressing of liuia i:i the erly spring or at this sasri. It w ill show g 1 etlects on bjth heavy and light ,iU.