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W AnutttlAl-lAW, Ooiuersel, Pa. tMMtuirwrf w Uie.r care will be wlM:Uiii' Uli(iU to. umce ' uum tinxi, opputuve MammoUi 'J L iiAlL-DEN, M. F.ni Nuoiuil bank. WiljOii ; W cli bO 4.1 1 C UK Of UlC UiT UTAAAtTU. Ul CUIUUtC xXUMm j ft. l AKo lHiO, M. DM 1. Jr. .-iLAj r h.it. botueneli Pa. pnjlessiuua! Knicw lo u ciu--r.i Ana n.iuily. uUoe ourer u ralti(.iA.s am) eL'KUEON, a uttt rr of Drm store. i. pru;rsHiiial tervlcca to the c!U "iari liUii vicuuty. Lnla pro 27' c--t'v. " am tpt ivMiod at AUa ol- ' ..a in 1 tatit ulrv V , 'atlciiuoa to me prtervation ,.." ' k-rui. A.-UECW1 Ml lIUKrlfd. 2 '" ' v-rua evtUW:ury. office L- H. lvi A Co eiore. Laud eurveyor - o tsv,i tXH. Uaue. Pa. tU:ATlVE MUTUAL FIRE JLitlKLlX, FA. itunyKve al a(.tulj Wleit i,y iosur- li' Uie. We jure Tuo aad f'ptr.j. Write fir iufontiatioa. JA J. J. ZORN, Secretary. GLOBE. alltn--e, l'enn'a. if - !-v tn-a rv!umtid Si'l? " lu l riKjonu imruvruimu --..) " Hu.uns-iiivljl .. JutiO 'r'"-!"l iM in uutu. Ttievut 'sj s!" 11 ""itU'irtrr wtiea Jolm Murray. Stater and Embalmer. A CJOOD HEARSE, enainicf to fBoeraia furs ERSET - - Pa. L iie b VOL. XLYIII. NO. 93. t Does the Baby Thrive If nrvi wron with its food. If the t I mother's milk doesn't nour- X isn it, she needs SCOTTS LMULSION. ! rr uic t J "-vll,V4 IUI the baby. If baby is not 1 nourished by its artificial t Scott's Emulsion J naif a teaspoonful three 4 or four times a day in its 1 L.llt. . .Ml 5 oovue wui nave ine desired J ettecL It seems to have a X magical effect irnnn kak; X -J -- v WMWIVvJ and children. A fiftyent J bottle will prove the truth x or our statements. I Should be taken la summer as ? well ms winter. joe nd ti.oo. il dru?trinv SCOTT 4BON R, Chcmat Stm York. i THE- First Monal Bank: Somerset, I? enxi'a- Capital, S50.000. Surplus, S44.O0O. UNOIV'OED PROFITS S5.000. OEPOaiT KCCCIVC INltRSItNDtatll AMOUNTS) rTLt Of OCM.OO . CCOURTI or MERCHANT. HtC", aTOCK OCALCR. AND OTNIM SOtlCITCO DISCOUNTS DAILY. - BOARD OF DIRECTORS. CHAH. O. SCTLI CiU. R. SCI'LIj, JAMES U Pl'vH, W. H. MILI.KK, JOiLN K. fCOTT. rMKT. S. ftCL'LL, f KKD V. BliislCCKKR EDWARD WLL, : : PRESIT'EVT VALENTIN K HAY, : VICE PRiII'ENT. HARVEY V. BERKLEY, 1-AiiHlEH. Tb fuD'ls aol iuK-urii of thin twci areae-eort-lyprot-rir!l in a celetiri-J Ooklimi Bra uukFiuiof irx. Tne only tale macieabeo lultiv bur!s.r-rroo. Jacob D Swank, Watchmaker and Jeweler, Next Ooor West of Lutheran Church, Somerset. - Pa. I Am Now prepared to enpply the public with Clocks, Watches, and Jew. elry of all descriptions, as Cheap as the Cheapest. REPAIRING i SPECIALTY. All work guaranteed. Look at my stock before making your purchases. J. D. SWANK. KEFFEB'S HEW SHOE STORE! KEN'S BOYS . WOMEN'S, GIRLS' ti CH1DREN S SHOES, OXFORDS in SLIPPERS. Black sjjiI Tan. Lates. Styles an d Shapes at lowest CASH PRICES Adjoiniue Mrs. A. E. UbL South-east corner of square. SOMERSET, PA. 50 YEARS EXPERIENCE Tioc MR f. .A nrcir.Ni tli Cofyrigmt Ac mf. wtthout cbjr. r Sciifflific mmsb fzt an T'Ylnmtlori Tb. lif- B. mbl at CENTRAL STATE KCRSHL SCHOOL Ulk BATES it-llaMa Cfc FA. Itnw tc tr. ri4 r ''f7 (it. war. H (Sr4 IB HO-.., . lv I ii I v v I I Di A nn aoftlr and II I UlkU j I J: 1 r,t j. mrtst effectively over UJtja festive scene hca tinan The light that heightens beauty's charm, Shal fr;vettlc fintOii touch to tfcctlrBwir.g room or dining room, is the mellow glow ol WAX CANDLES Sold in all colors taa wwuh to harmonize with r.y ictericr hangings or decoritiote. jhiriTiia 1 4 n A f TV. it M ICE3ERC3. 1 Bo port litr.p. cm along our iHn, AO tenaart Sal uli hijh; lio buaua lonkciit tji (Iam m our n ut vi. Ko Emirate above our oVn-ka AI'hI irutia ami mmivrra itimt. Id didAfi tiH-a;h to aroU tw aouad Ol warlike, atera romsund. Trt a!! tto umirt o lh wo-Id Our Injvi In vatn awwil; We I car no ann:kini: lalllr lowr Tkat lhunj.ni tt.ruuch Ihe caiA Br caitiln fruj our tialh la marked, fix tailors nlute ami olil; For ca iK pluintom rorkrta jr'zre. And piutntom Lei '.a ara lolied. la mlrtT. unrrmrmtiftyd porta Our traron Itjhu mm art By handa lonz arooe Ironf mortal trlear. By (crme that nun lor-rL AnH w may art.!rr on our rourat Ti'l tin at n.l aliall !. Tor in ,uir breaia an- k kd tbr nulla til aiu( umi- I.im at t.-a. -J. ,11 Jjm.m Mttlua IB Critrrioa. A DIFlOljlrTOENTUeE, One of the most unpleasant episodes in the course of my career was the Inci dent of our attempt to possess ourselves of a communication from Count Itode holtz, the German ambassador iu Lou don, to the foreign office in Berlin. I was wandering through the grounds of a London exhibition one evening when a short, foreign looking man, clothe in evening dress, approached me and said, in a low tone: "Have I the honor of addressing Mr. Oodrrey ince?'' "That is my name," I made answer at once. He handed me a letter, saying abrupt ly: "Be good enough to read this letter; it will serve to introduce rue." The communication was from Count Antonio Delarocca, of Milan, whom I had aided some months before by. car rying off for him a famous Greek statue from an English country bouse. It was very brief, and merely said: "Sir This letter will introduce to you my good friend, Herr Fri'i Mosko- vitz, who is anxious for you to under take for him a difficult mission. I hare told him that you are the one man in England who can hope to crry out such a work with success, and, wiahine you all good fortune, believe me, yours, "Delarooca." We left the exhibition grounds at once, going to my altode. "In the first place, my good sir," he exclaimed, taking an excited under tone "in the first place I must tell you that this business is difficult almost up to the point of impossibility. Friday morning next, about 3 o'clock, Count Iiodeholti will cause to be posted, or pot with his own hand, at the pillar box faciug his house in IVrcy-street, Ma fair, a certain letter addressed to the Berliu foreign ofilce. It is abso lutely vital to me and to the cause I represent that that letter should never reacn its destination, and 1 am com missioned to pay $10,0(10 to the man who will hand that letter to me intact exactly as be finJs it." "Is not 3 a. m. rather an unusual hour for the dispatch of diplomatic communications?" "Most certainly it is, but the count is not like other men. For the past four years i a fact, since he first came to the embassy he has been in the habit of posting this document between 3 and 4 o'clock on Friday mornings." "I presume that the .obvious and old fashioned method of obuining the let ter by force is out of the question; oth wise we might waylay the person post ing the letter, overpower him, and de part with the document." "Useless, quite useless, for it would simply mean that the outrage would be discovered almost immed;alely, and then the contents of the letter would be telegraphed to Berlin, defeating our plans most en'irely. No; the essence of the whole afTiir, my good sir, is that the letter should be removed and hand ed to me without the embassy people having the slightest knowledge of the fact," Next morning I went to Percy-street, Mayfair, to survey the ambassador's huse; 31 I'ercy street, the mansion in question, was adult looking gray abode exsctiy similar to the other houses in the street- Faciug the house, on the other side of the street, was a pillar box the rec-ptaele, it seemed, where the count was in the habit of posting his communications to Berlin. Hid the pillar box baeu a receptacle easily shifted, the matttr would have been as easy as smoking a cigarette, for we should simply have had to divert the policeman on the beat away from the street by means of a fictitious drunken disturbance, and then we could have driven up in a van and carted the box away. But I must think of something else. And then of a sudden there flashed upon me an inea, coming wneuce 1 know not, but it seemed to me that a voice spoke la my ear, and this is what it tmid: Suititite another pillar box on the opposite side of the street. Placard the genuine box with a notice saying that it Is temporarily disused, and that let ters are to be posted opposite. Clear the streets of the police by means of a row and wait with a van at the corner of the si leet tilt the document is rted. 8woopdowu, collar the box, drUe off." j I jumped into a cab and drove to a Certain hostlery in the Iltst end, where I knew I should find plenty of my pals who for a few dollars wotrri tnro themselves into any adventure of the kind. In a few words I conveyed to them what I wanted done. To of the men, burly fellows, known as Jim Thursday aud Bill East, were to devote their pow ers to quarreling and getting Vrun iu" at the corner of IVrcy-street, whilst an other two were to keep watch at the corners of the street The remaining man, Tom Bogers, was to aseist me in depositing the pillar box and removing it when the time cam". Then a new difficulty arose. How was the pillar box to be obtained? "What is to be done about getting a box ?" I aked the men. There was si lence for a moment, and then East, scratching his head, said gruffly: "What price old Btcuett, the Iron founder in Goodge-street, wot got five years fur passiu' flash coin? 'E'aout on ticket now, aud is up to mawin' a fancy pi'lar box as eoon as wink at r.' o in SOMERSET, PA., Having bidden them hold themselves at mv disnoaal fr.r tin. I Inulrnill.m. I I- I ".. I.I 1J 0 . went straight to Goodge-street, where I iounl the worthy Bennett in a surly mod, owing to a slackness In trade. lie smiled when I asked him if be could build for me a pillar box to the government pattern in the time at our disposal On reaching home I wrote briefly to llerr Moskovitx informiug him of my scheme, and adding that I hoped to have the pillar box and letter safely at my house between 4 and 5 on the fol lowing Friday morning. I asked him to oe waning at my residence to receive the document, and to bring the prom Ised reward with him, as I would only part with the letter in exchacge for the same. All went well, and on the following Friday the van, con tain log the pillar box, my assistants and myself, set out for Percy-street, where we arrived at 10. I noticed with satisfaction that the night was very dark, whih fact was of course advantageous. I at once dispatched Thursday and East to da their "quarreling act," the other two men taking up their places at the cor ners of the street. A: 3 o'clock I heard loud shouts and curses proceeding from our two friends, aud a moment later two policemen were haieniug in the direction of the noise. The coast thus clear, we drove up to the ambassador's house, and in a twink ling deposited the dummy box, which was an exact duplicate of the genuine article on the opposite side of the street. "Now for the notice of tempo ray dis use," I said with a luugh, and an in slant afterward the mouth of the genu ine pillar box was closed with gummed paper, and the following notice posted in front of the time-table of postal de liveries: "NOTICE This pillar box being In temporary disuse, the public will oblige by posting communications at the tem porary box across the road. By Order.' This work completed to our satisfac tion, my pal and I climbed back into our van and drove noiselessly down a side street, from which we could watch all that happened outside Count Rode- boltz's mansion. I confess that, hardened and experi enced as I was, a terrible thrill of ner vousness went through me as I stood in that van with my companion waiting. The return of the policemen from the station before the conclusion of the bus iness would ruin all; nay, if a chance youth on his way home from a dance were attracted by the notice on the box and lingered to look at it, we might be equally overthrown. It as, therefore, with a feeling of re lief that amouuted to positive joy that I beheld, at about a quarter past 3, the door of the house open, and a young man evidently the ambassador's sec retaryglide into the street. He held in his band the letter, and I saw him run up to the gunine box and peer at it a moment in surprise. Then, with some expression, which of course we could not catch at that distance, he crossed the road, and, hav ing deposited the letter la our box, re turned with all speed to the house. Not a soul was in sight the street was silent as the grave. , We quickly tore down the "notice" which had done us such good service and removed the paper from the mouth of the box. Three minutes later we were driving away briskly in the direction of my house. We arrived at 4 a. m., t:xj found Herr M kovitz awaiting us, in intense excitement. "Well!" he cried, gesticulating with both hands, "have you succeeded ?" "Perfectly," I replied. ' Here is the box, and here U the key. We have not t Miched or looked at the letter, believ ing it to be private." You have acted well," he returned, quickly; "and now to obtain the letter." With hands that trembled so violent ly that he could scarce insert aud turn the key, the excited man knelt down and drew for;h the envelope. As be looked at the superscription a cry of disgust escaped his lips, aud he tore it open. Uue glance at toe letter seemed to suffice, aud it transformed him ut- rly. He strode across the room and s iok his great fUt in my face. Fool! Simpleton! Imbecile!" be yelled, each word having the malig- ni'y of a blow; "you have failed after all, aud made a fool of yourself and ine!" He flung the letter at me, and darted from the house, uttering curses as he rolied down the stairs. I took up the letter and read these worJs: "Dere Mary Ann Master sittin' np lat to-night, as per usual, with his blefs.-d letter writin' and sichlike. I 'ave a few minits to rite to say as 'ow I 'opes this finds you as it leaves Me in 'ealth and spirits, tho' dog-tired, ami please to meet me at the Marble Arch at 3 0 sharp next Sunday, from your luvvin George." I saw through the whole business at once, ine man 1 naa laten to ue tne secretary was merely valet, or butler, and the letter was a servant's commu nication to bis sweetheart instead of an ambassador's letter to bis government. We had come away too soon. Loudon Tit-Bits. HaTing a Great Ban oa Chamber lain Cough Remedy. Manager Martin, of the Pierson drug i-tore, iuforms us that he is having a great run on Chamberlain's Cough Itemed. He sells rive bottles of that medicine lo oue of any other kind, and it gives great satisfaction. In these days of la grippe there U nothing like Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to stop the cough, ben! up the sore throat and tang and give relief within a very short time. The sales are growing, and all who try it are pleased with its prompt action. Sxith Chicago Daily Calumet For sale by all druggists. During a murder trial at New Bruns wick, N. J., the other day one of the witneea testified that in Hungary all persons intending to immigrate to the United States are given to uodentand that nearly every Amrica carries a revolver, and is very quick on the trig- per. To this fact, the witness said, is due t ie readiaeii of Hungarians to um 1 knives and guns la quarrtL'g e 1- k3vy lb ESTABLISHED 1827. WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 21. 1 900. Facti About the Twelfth Ceaitu. 1. The first really valuable census of agricultu'e In the United States waa taken In IS.), of the crops of 1JU0, The next enumeration ol agriculture will be takeu la June, 1900, of the prod ucts of isro. 2. Instead of reccrC'.Dgseveral farms on one schedule in iho twelfth census as heretofore, each farm will be accord' ed a separate blank, the entries on which wilt not be known to any save sworn officers of the Department. No names will be published in connection with information secured from the peo ple. 3. Tax assessors, collectors, and equalizers can not serve as enumera- tors, or have access to the census re turns, or to the information therein contained. 4. There are more than 5,000,000 farms, plantations, ranches, stock rang' es and market gardens in the I'nited States, all of which, for census purpos es, will be designated as "frrms." 5. A"farm"isallthelandcuUivat ed or held for agricultural purposes un der oue management, whether in a sin pie body or iu separate parcels. C. The enumerator will ask for the size and value of each farm, the value of buildings, and the aggregate value of all machinery, implements, vehi cles, harnesses, etc., used thereon; and the amount of land owned and leased, respectively, by said occupant 7. He will also ask for the acreage and value of each crop, and acreage of improved, unimproved and irrigated lauds. 8. The designation "each crop" in cludes all grains, cotton, rice, sugar cane, sugar-beets, sorghum, hay, clover, wild grasses, gathered forage, flax, hemp, bops, peanuts, tobacco, seeds, nuts, tropical fruits, small fruits, orch ard fruits, nursery and greenhouse stock, broom-corn, Irish potatoes, sweet potatoes and yams, all vegetables, in eluding the product of all faoiily truck and market gardens, etc.; also new or unusual crops, when found. 9. The enumerator will ask for the number and value of the live stock on the farm June 1, 1000, which will be re ported under a number of beads, such as horses, colts, mules, asses, cows, heifers, steers, calves, bulls, ewes, rams, lam I, swine, goats, chickens, (includ ing guinea fowls), turkeys, geese, ducks, bees, etc 10. He will also ask for the quantity aud value of milk, cream, butter. cheese, raisins, prunes, molasses, syrup, sujjar, eggs, beeswax, honey, wool, wine, cider, vinegar, dried and evapo rated fruits, forest products, poultry and meat products, and, generally, all articles made at the house, or for the home, from farm material, in ISO!). 11. If any person who moves from farm between the end of the crop year Itftt and June 1, lfOO, will leave a wrilUn record of the products and crops of that farm for lsir3 where it will reach the appropriate enumerator, the statistics of bis operations for that year ill not be lost He will be required to give the enumerator of the district in which he lives on June 1, UhX), the acreage, value, buildings, machinery, implements, aud live stock of the farm he then occupies. 12. If everv farmer will begin at once to prepare a careful record of all the facts which the enumerator will be instructed to record iu June, 1900, he will save time for nimseir and the om cer, and iusure more aw j rate returns to the Government 13. The twentieth century will begin on January 1, 1901. Therefore, the pending census will afford to future generations a measure of the strength and condition of the United States at the threshold of the uew hundred year cycle. For that reason every one should take an active interest in making it as nearly . perfect as possible. If each farmer will make bis own report per fect, the aggregated report for every community, and for the nation, will be perfect The Lion Tamer. Frau Hingstermeier, the wife of Herr Hingstermeier, the lion tamer, was what may be termed to put it milDly a virago, and held Hingstermeier iu absolute subjection. The lion tamer returned to the family caravan one evening in a state of hilar ity, which made him feel that he had better postsce an interview with his better half until his condition bad worn off. He therefore concluded not to sleep in the family quarters. The next morning his wife called him to account, and he explained that he baji been having a little jollification, aud did not wish to disturb her slum bers on his return. "Where did you sleep?' she de manded. "In the cage with the lionf," he re plied, meekly, "(toward!" hissed Mrs. Hingstermei er, with a look of oue robbed of her juit dues. Life. It has been demonstrated repeatly in every state in the Union and in many foreign countries that Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is a certain preventive and cure for croup. It has become the universal remedy for that disease. M. V. Fisher of Liberty, V. V.,onIy re peats what has been said around the globe when he writes: "I have used Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in my family for several years and always with perfect success. We believe that it is not only the best cough remedy, but that It is a sure cure for croup. It has saved the lives of our children a number of times." Thli remedy is for sale by all druggists. Ths Farmer Scored. A farmer drifted into a hardware store at Mulhall and was asked by the manager: "fou't you want to buy a bicycle to ride around your farm on? They're cheap now. Can give you one for "I'd sooner put the $35 Into a cow," said the farmer. "But think," said tho manager, J "bow foolish you would look riding around town on a cow." "Oh, I don't kno-v," said the fann- er; "no mure foolish, perhaps, than 1 1 blood. B-irdock Blood Bitters mikes would milking a bicycle." Kaaias ; pure blood. Tones and invigorates the City Journal. whole system. Hii Sweetheart. One evening. In a smart little cafe In the Champs Elysees, two men sat sip ping their absinthe and suAoking. One was an Italian, whose scrupulous care in the matterof dress was in striking contrast to that of his compauion, a Frenchman who bad the appearance of being a dweller In the Latin quarter. The Frenchman, who was the younger of the two, leaned forward and touch ed his friend on the arm. "I have a proposition a problem to set to you, Matteo." "No confessions, I beg of you, Pierre; my absinthe Is scarcely touch ed, and your confessions, niy dear friend, are most distressing to one of my tem perament" "It Is nothing," said Pierre, "I just want your advice. Supposing you were in love with a woman" "Impossible, my dear Pierre, the supposition." "Well, supposing this woman you loved weut the way of other women, and confessed to you that, although she loved you, she intended becoming the wife of a wrinkled, decrepit old wretch whose banking accouut and title alone raise him to the dignity of a man a being from whom she shrinks every time he lifts her in his arm and kisses her. What would you do, Matteo?" "It depends, Pierre, how much you love. Women are su wicked. Perhaps they do not thiak it is wrong to marry a man old enough to be their father or grandfather. But you do, Pierre, and at the bottom of my heart I do. Can you wait a yer perhaps two years? Then she may be free again to marry you." "No," said Pierre, "I can't" "The deuce! exclaimed Matteo. "Then it's awkward." "You're right, Mttei. That's the point I've reasoned it out to. It is awkward." "I might be better able to suggest if you told me the woman's name." "Yes, perhaps you might," Pierre answered thoughtfully. I'll be frauk with you. The woman is your sister, Matteo, and I love her." During the pause which followed art ugly gleam came into the Italian eyes. "You love my sister!" be aaid, slow ly, emphasizing each word. "You, a Frenchman! an unknown painter! that is droll. It makes me augh. But my sister is not for you, you fool! I snap my fingers in your face!" The Frenchman rose, and stepping across to where nis assiiunt was seated, with the back of his band struck him a heavy blow iu the mouth. In a moment the Italian was on his feet, and as the two men closed a bright: weapon ' flashed ia the S mtherner's haud. But Pierre was too quick, and grasped his treacaerom opponent's wrist tightly. Then, exerting all ins strength, h' flung him into the corner of the room. where, with a little groan, be fell heav ily on the stiletto, whioti went deep into his side. Immediately a crimson. stain spread over the flxr, and Pierre stepped back aghast "Pierre!" Matteo gasped. "I have something to say to you." Pierre bent over him. "Nearer till," he murmured. ' 'Ti ; hard to talk." Pierre knelt down. "What Is it?'' heaked. "This," said Matteo, as with a last effort be drew Pierre down to him, aud withdrawing the stiletto from his tide plunged it twice rapidly into his op ponent's hack. "She U not for you." A cruel smileof triumphant mockery crossed the Italian's face. Then both fell back dead. And a month later oue of the live liest women in Paris a woman with cheeks like suu-kiased peaches was led to the altar by a tottering old man, with fea:ures distorted by vie and dissipation, and with one foot in the grave. It was Pierre's sweetheart Let me say I have ued Ely's Cream Balm for catarrh and can thoroughly recommend it for what it claims. Very truly, (Rev.) H. W. Hathaway, Eliza beth, N. J. I tried Ely's Cream Balm, and to ali. appearances am cared of caUrrn. Tbr terrible headaches from which I lonif suffered are gone. W. J. Hitchcock, ate Major U. S. Vol. aud A. A. Geu.r Buffalo, N. Y. The Balm Aloes not irritate or cause. ! sneezing, hold oy druggist at Ml els.. 1 or mailed by Ely Brothers, 60 Warren. ; St, New York. Industry and Saccesi "There's nothin like farmin' ou at i hillside," said the man with the faded hair during a pause in the conversation. if you pick out a good location." "Do you mean to say," they asked bim, "that you ever worked on a hill ¬ side farm or anywhere else?" 'Who said anything about 'work'?" he rejoiued. "I said hillside farmin was all right if you picked out a good, location. I had a location riht down below a forty-acre farm where a feller put in one whole summer raisin' mel ons an' puukins. When they got ripe- tbey broke off fm the vine an' rolled down onto my land. It was a good deal of bother to getber 'em up, but 1 done it Made a pretty gojd thing out of it, too." It was a narrow escape, and nearly cost him his reputation as the laziest- man in the crowd. Chicago Tribune, Came For Care. No," said the confident youth, "I! shall not trudge along in the beaten track. I shall not devote my mind to- humdrum duty. 'What are you going to do?" asked. the schoolmaster. I am going to strike away from the beaten path. I'm going to leave f ok prints ou the sands of time." Well, you want to be carefuL" "I have energy and ability." "Yes, but you want to be careful too . Tryioif to leave footprints ou the sands' of time has been the cause of a lot or people getting stuck iu the mud." Can't be perfect health without pure- If IT V 1 1L JL ui OuAli! FARM JJEW3 A50VIEW3. Importanci of Seed Selection An Excellent Emiliion, Etc. From the railado?ih!a Record. The spring work will soon be urgent and much time may be lost by not be ing ready. Th heaviest lo to farm ers Is in the failure of tw-eds to germin ate. While it is pw-iibl for seed to be injured in the ground by circumstances not anticipated, yet the fact that dur ing such failures some of the seeds survive aid germinate sh'ws that much depends upu thi use of selected seeds only. The large majority of farmers never examine the seeds procured by them, taking their chances aud trust ing to the reliability of the seedsman. Eipecially is this the case with seeds put up in packets. The fact Is that the seedsman is also subject to the same conditions as the farmer, and must also meet drawbacks In growing seed. It is possible to get good seeds, .but it will do-no barm for the farmer or garJener to carefully examine al! seeds and use only those that are apparently sound. Seed corn should be selec:ed with extra care, so as to avoid any eeed that is not perfect. The loss of a few weeks' time by reason of tlie seed not germinating means sometime t'e Ioks of the crop, tieeause the season will not permit of replanting. Seedsmen have gone to much expense to improve, but some thing deends upon the farmer also iu order to insure success. It is not wise for any farmer to buy more land as long as the farm culti vated by him is not up to its full Limit of capacity. It U also difficult to de termine when the limit has been rench eJ. The manure that is spread on oue acre will give better results that when used on two acres, while the cost of labor will be less. The first du'y of a farmer is to increase the fertility of his soil, which can be done more ea.-i!y with a small farm than with one that is Lari. Oj y when the small farm is at its best, and the farmer i clear of debt, should he enlarge, and if be buys more land he should pay cash and avoid mortgages. In a few weeks more the frost may be leaving the ground, should there be mild weather, and the roads will be! bad. This happens especially in thw spring. Farmers will then complain, and justly, as some of them will Le completely blockaded. After spring passes and the roads become hard again they will object to paying taxis for better roads. This happens every year; yet farmers do not seem to leant that for every dollar honestly expend ed on the roaJ-i they save ten. limts its villus in labor and vexation. The farms of this country are cot crowded if the average yields per acre of cereal crojvs are evidences. There is a lack of judgment in farming, snd there is also plenty of room for im provement We should grow twice as much wheat and corn on the area an nually devoted to those crops. There are probablj too many large farms that are not well cultivated, and it is these that reduce the average yields. Every farmer is desirous of securicg the "best breed." There is no lesi breed for all purposes, but there are hist breeds for certain pur)oses. Before selecting a breed first determine tba object in view, and then procure tho breed that will come nearest in fulfill ing the purpose required of it, taking soil, climate, capacity of the farm, shelter, etc., in consideration. When manure becomes heated and the odor of ammonia is noticed there is then a loss of a valuable Mtiiizing sub stance nitrogen. Turn the heap over, placing the coarser portions to the cen re. While so doing sprinkle a handful or more of kainit ov-r V.ie ma nure. If this eaunot be done force a crowbar down into the heap iu several places and pour cold water in to reduce the temperature. Labor can be save! in plowing and the work be done well by pr perlv lay ing off the plot A rxpjare acre plowed. j with a 1 inch furrow, requirs -St j rounds and 3 W turns. The 8 true are ; in the form of a parallelogram 2 iy j SO rods requires only 13 rounds and 5- turn", thus requiring much less time to j1 do the work. The same rules applies to cultivation. The longer th rows. the less time required, as there wiil l Iiip.i i n irj r t A . rf r.iU'J It .... . , ' , ... ' . ... . . . ... r man who is plowing or cultivating, There is r.o necerss.ty for buying ex pensive t-ArboIic acid to be used as au insecticide. The ordinary crude car- 1 bolic acid is not only ch?aper but much better than the refiued fir the zurooses j of the farmer. It will, like kerosene, J etsily emulsify with a solution of bant 'j soap, aud it renders the kerose - emul jj tsiou more serviceable when used in jj that connection. An excellent emul- !j sion may be made by dissolving oue pound cf hard oap lu one gallon of water. Remove from the tire, aod oue gallon of kerosene and half a pint of crude carbolic acid, churning with a sprayer until a creamy substance is formed. Then add 12 gallons of cold water ami spray with a sprayer wher ever necessary. The fibres of wool on sheep of differ ent breeds vary greatly. The breeds are divided into long wools, middle wools aud fine wools. The Merino is considered superior to all others f-r pro ducing fine wool, as many as 4'),0: fibres to the square inch beiug esti mated on a pure-bred Merino. The Merino also produces a heavy flt-ece, though it is small in body. Japan clover is not extensively grown, nor does it possess advantages over the red and crimson varieties. It is a yel low variety, and is adapted to nearly all kinds of soils. There are several kinds of Japan clover, however, some of which will hold It own and crowd out oti'er grasses. It ia short aud is therefore better for pasturage than as hay. Giving salt regularly to animals is not necessarily a matter requiring extra attention. If a box rr bag of salt is kept conveniently at the barn, so as to add a little to the food at each meal, the animals will enjny their food more, while little or no extra labar will be en tailed. This Is better than compelling o "WHOLE NO. 2530. stock to eat large quantities of salt at one time aud depriving them of it when they may desire it with certain foods at other times. The most successful fannera are those who experiment The farmer who be lieves la practical etperie'ic only will never learn more thnn be knows unless be accepts the experience of others or attempts experiments for himself. Soils vary, and the experience of oue farmer may not be of value to some others. To make tests ou small plots cists almost nothing, aud discoveries may le made that will change the system of man agement ou the farm. In the mean time no farmer should abandon old methods until he has first tried the new aud de'ermiued for himself whether it is profitable to mske changes. It is well enough to lay down the rule that ten pounds of corn. will make one pound of pork, but rules may not give the results expected unless under certain conditions. Some breeds of hogs will produce' more ly.-rfc on the same food than others, aud even with a se lected bred toere will be individual animals that will increase more rapid ly tuau others. In the winter season. if the hogs are expor-ed, tweuty or thirty pounds of corn may he required to make a pound of jsirk. Care and in iii:i! incut are iui(nrta!il as well as bre-d and food. Something Abo'it Giants. Oid chroniclers tell wonderful stories o.' lu- giants that used to walk the earth, even as we read in the Bible of G liath, who was slaia by the youth David. In later days perhaps the mosi interesting b-Kii ou gi&nls was written, by a French scholar uuuied Heuriou iu 1715. Tais book asserted that Adam, the first man, was l-i feet 0 iuches tail, aud that Evj wasou'.yo f-el shorter. After Adam man begau to lo heiut rapidly. Noau, says M. Heuriou, wus about - feel tail, aud Abraham meas ured not more tauu Moses readi ed only the poor heigLl of 13 leet, aud finally mau hal to Le coutet tei with feeole luile frames from 4 to 6 feet iu heut Many huge humau skeletons have beeu found, aeordiug to report It is said that thestuil of Chevalier Riucoc, w hose remaius were discovered iu j)if at it ueu, would hold a baiJel of wlieac. Xue saiu bje was four fee: long au 1 others iu proportion. Many Otaer similar ke.etous Were found, oue in s.ciiy lual luesjred '.',) feet ia leuzth. Ia the preseut century, how ever, it has been shown that these skeletons were not h uman, but of pre historic beasts. One of the world's famous giants was P v:ricU CUer O' itrien, vruj was boru at (viuwlale, ia Irehmd, iu 17ul. He was S fettJ r.n;aes tall, aud was the greatett giant of his day. He died iu 1S4 I:i liie museum of Triuity Col lege, 1) i jliu, is the skeleton of a gia-it naaied Magra'.ti, wh (Was 7 feet S iucDes bizh. It is au interesting fact that giaats as a rule are both weak, of body aud of miuJ, wnlt dwarfs are usua.ly keu wilted an I nealcuy. A story U told that the Empress of Austria in the 17th century hid all tor giauts ani dararf of tile Germanic K uiire a- uMeJ at Vienna. Tuey were quartered togeth er, and fear was expressed thus the giacfa would terrify tae d-varf. T-ie contrary proved to bs thr cise. Tjj dwar.'s tormented and roboed thj giants to the exteat that with tears i a taeir eyes the giauts beel tobeprj teced from them. Tae usual circus and mMeu:n g!aats of to-day are rarely over 7 feet in in height, but they wear hig'i heeied boots and high hats that a id a f t o tu-re in height to their appearance. Throwa Cat of Court- In the good old days of Kentucky, stys The Bar, there was a court cum pwed of three magistrates to try cer taiu caes appealed from a single jus of the jieace. The three magis trates were backwoodsmen. A case was being fied oue day that was very important, and several hours of listen ing to the reading of depositions and the arguments of counsel, pro and con and pro and con aga:o, had so nearly entangled the court iu a labyriuth t-f perpiexiug questions of law and fact that they doubted their ability to blaze their way out So they whispered to the leadiug lawyer at the bar, who was sitting by as a spectator, and asked him what he thought ought to be done with the case. "I think it ought to be thrown out of ourt," was the prompt and emphatic reply. Tuat settled it. "Mr. Clerk," s.id the chief magis trate, "pss up them papers." The papers, whicu rus,le quite a large bundle, were hauded to the chief mag istrate. "Now, Mr. Sheriff," said he deliber ately, "opeu taut wiud.w." The i-lreriff openel the window and the case was thrown out of court The feud that followed lasted for fif teen years. I want to let the people who suffer from rheumatism and sciatica know that Cuamberlaiu's Pain Balm relieved me after a number of other medicines and a d K-tor ha 1 failed. It is the best liniment I have ever kuown of. D. A. D.rggen, Alpharetta, Ga. Thousands have been cured of rheumatism by this remedy. Oue application relieve the paiu. l or sale by all druggists. In Chicago the automobiles must ail wtar fenders, say The Cleveland Plain Dealer. They are of the basket pat tern, fashioned of steel, and any auto caught running fenderless after April 1 wiil be subject to a flue of at least 5i. Of rmrse, the basket fender can be utilizsl iu a d.ffervut way when shop ping or marketing, and the spectacle f au able bodied citizen being picked up neck and heels and added to a choice lot of vegetables and other eat ables in the steel basket may not be aa infrequent s'ght on Chicago's bu.y thoroughfare. 'TLsti't sue to be a day without Dr. Thomas' Eiectric Oil in the bouse. Never can tell what moment an acci dent is going to happen. It Mia Were at l ira. Snyder, the valcuL.ting barbpr, had act opened his lip t r fully four mia-CU-s. aud it was plaiu to t seen that be Siad scuietliln ou his mind. Finally je swallowed twice, breathed hard for a liiomer.t and gave veut to his feeliu Lu this niani.cr: "I've been lliiutiui; what ! could do if I were only a fit a. I read iu a scien tific rwpr the other dar that If a man were built ou the same lines as a Gt-a te could Jump from Philadelphia to Pittsburg ia one leap. I mean, of course. If he liad all the power of a fifa Increased iu proportion to his slz. Think how qnickly he could circum navigate the globe. It might be possi ble to get around the world In an hour. The distance from Philadelphia to Pittsburg Is 334 miles, and the equato rial circumference of the earth Is 24, 002 miles. "A simple calculation in mental aHr rcetic will show you that this would b a fraction over "0 leaps. It surely wouldn't take a mlnutt for each Jump. Judged from the liveliness of the flea. Think of conjin; la here, with three or four customers ahead of you. and. la stead cf sitting down and waiting. Jut taking a few Jumps around the world to kill time. There you are. srtr. Witch har.td or Lay rum? Philadelphia Uec-ord. Oitf Point ef ReneHbIm.ee. The elder So'liern was a good story teller, and he particularly liked to dwell on his exierif nevs at the outset of his 8tae life, wliwn he was a minor mem ber of the John McCullough company," said the old time theater goer. "McCuUough was playing In Texas, and In one town where be was billed to play "Ingomar. through some accident on the railroad, the necessary costumes were delayed. "The manager was einal to the situ ation, however. IIe went to everr butcher's shop In town and hired all the nberp and cow hides he could to d:-t ss up his sn;iers. "When McCullough came on the stage that night, te fell b.tck appalled by the stench at the hastily improvised cloth ing worn by the barbarians. " 'Whet tlo you think of them? Soth ern laughingly asked McCullough. pointing to the supers as the curtain rolled down. "Tli'-y neither act Ilk?, l.Kik like nor t'.'i; I;Ue burl):iri:lti.' curtly growled tlie tragedian, "but. by the g'Kls. they s::iell like them." Kansas City Inde pendent. He Didn't Choke. Toward Mecca t!:e thought's and as pirations of all pious Moslems r.ri tuineih and at least once iu his life time the good Mohammedan Is expect ed to make a pilgrimage to that city. One of the duties of the pilgrim Im medl.itely after his arrival Lt to make a journey sevca times round a holy portico ouuide the mosque. "We went at a great pace, says an t'ng!.sh::.u.u. who, disguised as a Mo haii!::iedau. paid a visit to Mecca at the risk of his life, "and the day was growing Let. When the procession wa. over, we came back to the mosque atid were each given a bowl of limpid water. I v.us so thirsty that I drank mine at a draft and asked for more, which I noticed produced a very good I pres:yu. f;r. as 1 afterward learned, this was th? sacred water of Temzen. which aa iaiidel cannot ciriak without bci::g choked. "This waj supposed to be the water T. Lich was supplied to .Ilagar when she was icruh:::g la the desert" Christian Endeavor World. lie- Itode Doatw. Algernon Dougherty of the United Suites diplomatic service has qualities of hi own to account for hi succes as well as being the son of the famous "Silver Tongued" Ikmgherty of Phila delphia. Hue of the rules of the aris tocratic Parisian concierge U that while oue may ride lip Iu the elevator oue must nut rule down. It wa Mr. lui:s"ierty who broke down this rale la a house la the Uue de Maturia. lie str.rted down, and the concierge stupes! the elevator. "It Is forbidden." "Py whom?" "The proprietor forbids it said the converge. Mr. iHiiigherty drew himself op and said. "Tell your proprietor that I for bid him to f.trbid me anything!" and rode ou down. And now even the timid maiden ladies on the sixth floor play with that elevator as though It were a tame cat San Francisco Argo naut. The Gallery Aaaavered M rtb.au Cf the Dublin gallery boys a famous tnritor.'e. in his reminiscences, tells some good stories one of "Faust In wh: ii he played Valentine. After the duel Martha, who rushed In at ihe head of the crowd, raised Val entine's head and held him la her arms duriug the first part of the scene and cried cut in evident alarm: "Oh. what shall I do? There was a deathlike stillness in the house, which was interrupted by a voice from the gallery calling out: "L'nbuwon bis wesUit!" III. Company. Mark Twain, meeting Charles Guth rie, a prominent British lawyer. In Vi enna, asked him if he smoked. "Some times, when I am Ia bad company," was the reply. After a pause came a second qucs-th-u: "You're a lawyer, aren't you, Mr. 5uthrier "I am. Mr. Clemens." "Ah. then. Mr. iithrie. yon raust be o very heavy smcUer" When a wiT53 calls her husband tip by felerhon:' without his knowing who she is. she is always surprised to see k )W polil .-!;.- lie addresses her at trst Svttut-rvlllf Journal. Ore good thought cfc-votssly reeelv always trtr-i sai.-ther. Hardware Gw-ng Tip. During the past few months LarN ware a:;d builders' materials have ad vanced considerably in pr , and at present there is r.o telling but that they may go still higher. The price of nails has gone up twenty-five cent a keg within the past six weeks, and window gla.s ha msde n big advance also. Lumber is not only hsxrd to ge?, but is unusutdly h:gh ia price, Into and henil.-n. k boards hiing far above last year's prices. Builder and contractors are sotre what apprehensive lest the prices will go stilt higher. S nie of them fear tint this advance wiil result in a check to building operation next season, as hu'lJers' material are now higher than for along time, and there Ls Dothing in the future to indicate that they w iii fa 1 again. "I have had the best night's rest in t n years," so said Rev. John Cranor, Dub lin, Iud., after taking the first d.se of Wheeler' Nerve Vitalize. '-it cured me of a headache that tortured me for over ten years." Of all cough cure, Brant's Bal-am is the best cures quickest, and m)nt for 2 cent. For sale at Garraan's Dru S'.ore, Berlin, Pa., and Mountain fc Sm's Drug S lore, Co.ifljence, Pa. "A lveriity tl tUertta no man," but the ptin of dysp-"ps: turn hi at tention to H xxTs Sarsaparilla and iu iu use he fl nd a cure. Th.-re U a rreat diff-rence between, fiit'i ia the fuel of a g'!, and f-tkh in G -d. He who b-.a-its of a g'Xd deed shorj U at he is not used to them. i IT i