The Somerset herald. (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, January 03, 1900, Image 4

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    ME ATE ANOTHER DINNER.
Am Et at That H Dloat Get HU
Moi'T'i Worth.
"Sr-caklnfr of Hie man who "wants to
got even' reminds me," said tbe room
clerk, "of soui-tlilng that hajtjH-Ded
last easn when I was working In
Chio:i;:o. A man from South Bond.
Ind- put op at the hotel on the Ameri
can plan one day and took dinner out
Bide with a friend. When he came to
pay bis bill that evenius. he found te
Lad l)een charged for the meal and im-rceeliate-ly
raise-el Cain. Tbe clrfk tried
to explain that the American plan was
baeti entirvly uiwn time, and if he
chose to eat elsewhere it was his own
lookout, but the n.nn from Sviutli Bend
couldn't pet it tbrouch his head. He
paid the bill coder protest and Inquir
ed whether dinner was still on.
-Yes. sir.' said tbe clerk, "it lasts
till 9 p. ni.
" "Then, by jin?s." he exclaimed. TH
Jnst fro np and tackle It: I've eaten
one dinner already, but yon bet I'm
pYtng to pet my money's worth out of
this old house if I bustT
-He rushed into tbe diuin? room.
irrablxtl l,m ,f fare anJ rJeml ""
prythius he could think o". his sole
Idea twins to pet even for that charpe.
It was a nuniptuous repast, and what
he couldn't eat be messed up so It
would le of no use to anybody else.
When he finally pot through, the wait
er handed him a cheek for $4.10.
-'What's that for? be asked in sur
prise. -'Vonr dinner, sir.' said the waiter.
- 'But I've already paid for it in my
MIL" he protested. 'I'm staying here on
the American plan.'
"Then you should have pone to tbe
other diuiup room.' said the waiter.
This Is the Knmteao plan cafe."
"The man Troni South Bend paid the
bill in silenre and walked out. When
be reached the sidewalk, his pent tip
emotion exploded, and he said things
that shocked even the cab drivers."
New Orleans Times-Ienioerat.
Srnrrr Th-it Acts.
Scenery ihiit acU' If Winner had
wroupht kv other revolution on the
operatic str.?r-, Le v.ouH deserve our
gratitude". TuUe Vr purpose' of com
pariseu the vessel in 'L'Africalue"
and the ship in tbe first act of "Tristan
and Isolde." The former shows the
section of ft vessel as neatly divided
Icto various cou.partmculs as a bos of
need samples. If the scene is wel!
done. If. when the double basses Itciria
to reinble and the ship lie-pus
to roll, the women shriek hi their cum
j nrtrrviits, the priests pray In theirs,
cud the savapes whose canoes would
surely have la-en swamped in the
storm. supiosi:ip they could have been
launched at all. clin-b over the ship's
tide and massacre evcrythin? in slpht
well, we s-e the cleverness of It and
are entertained, but hardly horror
stricken or c v.-cor.ie by terror.
On the othjr hand, the ship's leck
Jn "Tristan." with its pronp of silent
men near the helm and its passion
torn woman in the foreground, the dis
tant horizon line suppestinp the sra far
more e!Te-tively than a whole platoon
of mechanically "worked" waves pos
sibly can. creates illusion and atmos
phere, and forms as much a component
part of Ibe music drama as the s'up
ers and orchestra. The ship in
"I A frit-nine" Is a clever bit of stape
mechanics: the ship in "Tristan" is
scenery that acts. Oustav Kobbe in
Century.
It Paid ta Br heerfnl.
A manufacturer of Kensington tells
this true tale: "Fifteen years a;o 1
was very rich, but ten years apo there
came a time when It seemed that I'd
snrely fall. One day when a smash
eppeared a certainty I walked down
Chestnut street toward the woo ware
houses, blue, blue as indigo, but I
braced up and put on a cheerful air.
Just then a man I knew came in and
said:
"'Say. BilL what makes you always
look so eliee-ful? JfHiu't you ever have
any trouble at all?"
"'Oh. yes.' said I. jollying a little;
"but to look l.k.e doesn't do any good,"
etc.
" 'Well.' this fellow said. 'I tell you
what I'm going to do. I've pot $2.".0n0
lying idle. a:id I'm going to get you to
invest it for me. Y'ou're so well off.
so lucky in business always, and so
blamed cheerful. I'm sure nothing ever
fails with you. and I want you to In
vest this money any way you please,
and I won't even ask you how you did
invest it.'
"Well. I tjck this man's money. It I
was Just the amount my totterivg bus!- I
ness needed. A year later times and i
prices were vastly letter. and I pniil
the $2T.nKl I nek with Interest at what
do you thin'i? 9 per cent." Philadel
phia Record.
A Fartla Matdra.
There Is j: girl in town w ho. leing
lioth bright and pretty, has a pood
iiiai;y admirers, but the most ardent of
all happens to In a pudgy old grass
widower, with two grandchildren and
a red nose.
Naturally she has to stand a good
deal of guying on his account and
skip him jis much as possible. So
much, in fa.-t. that the poor man had
do chance tc plead his cause in private
and nhuie and so was at last driven to ,
the use of pe n anil paper.
Here is hi production. It is recom
mended to all haxhful lovers for its
brevity and Ix-auty. as well as busi
nesslike construction:
Xrttic, I wai.t to fcnner mr fate. Tua know
that 1 lf tx. Will vote marrr mr If
aprak to rm al.nit it. I think the worlJ of you.
;ive me clianrc. Nrtlie. Youra truly.
BtAMLETT Di-ill.
And would you believe it? That
heartless maiden hasn't "spoken to
him about it" yet. Cleveland Plain i
Dealer.
A Story of Judue Mattacka.
Henry Keyes of eruiout was a life
long Democrat, tlovcruor Mattacks i
or Judge Mattacks was for a brief
period a Democrat also. After he ge t
to Im? a judge' he soon liocame a Whig.
While holding court at St. Johusbury
he occupied a room at t!ie leading ho
tel, which, as was usual during court
time, was dull. Late at nigbt Mr.
Keyes arrived and wanted a bed. The
landlord informed him that every lied
In the house had two in it except the
one that was occupied by Judge Mat
tacks. "Co up and tell him that IKury
Keyes wants to sleep with him."
The landlord went up. rapped at the
judge's door, and told him !:! cr.-aud.
"Henry Keyes." saij the judge half
asleep: "Henry Keyes or Newbury?
IViuocrat? Oh. yes. I've had it onee.
I.et him In."--San Francisco Argonaut.
llooat Ralalrr'a Slindont.
A recent visitor from the c-t to
Pugot sound describes with enthusi
asm the wonderful shadow effects pro
duced by. and uKn. the gigantic
snowy cone of Mount Rainier. It some
times happens that the siy. as seen
from the city of Tccoma just In-fore
f.jnris. is covered with a dome of
cloud 1j.h) feet, or more, in height,
while behind the peak, toward the east,
the sky is clear. In such eircntustanee
the rising run casts the shadow of the
great mountain upon the cloud certain
overhead in the form of a vast ; ;:)
triangle, the point of which rests rpon
the aei of the peak. At otl.er times
the shadow of the earth caa Ik sen
creeping up the cone in a distinct curve,
while the flush of sunset stuius the
snow above the line of shadow to a
deep pink. Ycuth' Companion.
Mr. Drrw'i Oplaloa of Eiwla Booth,
Edwin Booth had a very sweet char
acter and a charming manner at re-h.-arsals.
which he detested. I think,
after Hamlet, his Bertuccio In the
"Fool's Revenge" was his finest rep
resentation. He threw his whole soul
Into it. and it wa Indeed a nerform-
ence to be remembered. Mrs. John j
Drew in Scrlbner's.
Tli Whirl of Life.
Here Is what caught a reporter' tjt
in a two iniMites study of the street
of New York on a down 'own corner.
Oil the sidewalk, three urchins, evil
of face, industriously "shooting" craps,
i'rom the doorway of a frowsy saloon,
ten yards away, a pray haired woman
issuing with a jug of beer. Though it
was only 10 o'clock ia the morning.
A burly iceman and a negro roustabout
discussing. loudly and with much pro
fanity, the advantapes of each other'
jobs. A whir and rattle of wheels
and an undertaker's wagon drives up
to the door of a modest red brick
teueujent. A white coffin, tbre-j feet
long, is brought out and rcceivinl by a
venerable old man. with a flowing
white beard, who comes to the door
ooatless aud In slippers. You then
notice for the first time the knot of
white ribbon on the door handle. The
old man tucks the diminutive coske:
under his arm and retires within, fol
lowed by the undertaker's men. He is
solemn, but tearless. There is . a
story there somewhere the slippered
patriarch In the final stage of life per
forming the lust dolorous offices for
one lost ip Its beginning.
And over on the dock are the hue
and hustle, the scurry and scamper In
cidental to the petting to sea of the
great ship. harp are the contrasts of
a town. New York Commercial Ad
vertiser. rarrinz the Ymlte Valley.
In a recent article on the origin of
the Yosemite valley. Professor W. P.
Blake a most adequate authority on
the subji-ct remarks that the gorge, so
praud and impressive, is. In fact, only
a minor feature of the glacial workings
above it through hundreds of square
luilcs of the Sierra. Professor Blake
thinks that the ice must have tilled the
gorpe. and much above it. to a thick
uess of r.HK ft-et. and with a pressure
upon the floor of the valley of llW.Ouo
pounds to the square foot: the tre
mendous force of such a weigjt. on the
under surface of which was a broken
mass of rock, like diamonds in a drill,
grinding, phiuiug and cutting, can
scarcely Ire imagined: for untold ages,
too. this mighty force was at work,
polishing the face of the country
through which it passed.
The character of the Yosemite rock
being granite, close grained and verti
cal in structure, with points of easy
fracture. It would apiear that, as the
great mass of ice lore down upon this
vertical rock. It was broken and knock
ed over by the moving ice. flaking off
at the places of easy cleavage. Thus,
according to Professor Blake, the prec
ipice was formed, and thus is explain
ed the dome shaped summits of the
mountains there.
tier U- sKicg; Scheme.
A respectably dressed old woman ap
p;.:ei:tly in deep distress was uotic-ct,
standing, at the foot of the steps of at
elevated railroad station the other daj
just j;t the hour when the rush was al
its height. The woman had apparent!
lost soon-thing of value. She searchec
her MK-kets. shook out her skirts ant
scuLued the ground on every side. Ol
course it was not long before her dis
tress attracted the Uotice of passersby
"1 have lost my ticket." she said ia an
sv.er to the query of a man w ho stop
ped for a moment In his rush for the
train. "I don't know what to do. for 1
have net a nickel with we and I live
away up town."
The n:aa pulled a strir.g of tickets
from his pocket, tore off one. handed it
to the woman and resumed his rus!:
without waiting for her thanks. But
the woman did not follow. She mere
ly i::ov 1 across to the flight of steps
oa the -i!:er side. Here she resumed
her search, with the result that a nickel
was transferred to her pocket by a
passing woman. Next she crossed the
s venue and gathered some more nick
els and tickets from the passengers po
ll g in the opposite direetiou. dually
returning to her riginai stau 1. where
her plight attracted as much cum pa s-
s.tia as before. While the observer was
1 Miking on. the womau made two
I omuls of the stairs, each round occu
pying about ten minutes. It is prob
f.l.'le that her average earuiugs were at
the rate of $2 in nickels and negotiable
tickets an hour. New York Sun.
tlfeom Ffr II im Too.
A Man I and patronizing New Yorker
irns passing through a raw and new
'aamlot in the west, which its proud
founders had ihililre-el 15 City and
were sure would soon become a thriv
ing hive of human beings. Addressing
a lank and lazy youth who was loung
ing at the d.Kir of one of the rude shan
ties that passe-! for a "shoe empori
um." the New Yorker inquired tsarcas
tica'.ly:
"Yho is that important looking gen
tleman with the red flannel shirt."
"That's Sam Peters." was the proud
reply. "He's just opened the new iost
oUice." "And the tall person with no col
lar?" "He's Long Mike. Jut opened a gro
cery store."
"And the plutnp individual with the
bald head?"
"Handy Jim. Owns the new saloon."
"Indeed?" said the New Yorker.
"Your city seems to lie pretty v. 5
started. I should supiose there w:n
nothing left for a stranger like niyscl?
tO CK'U."
"Oh. I duuao." drawled the lanky
one. "We ain't got no loonaltic csylum
yet. You might start tLat." New
York Tribune.
C he.-rfal Kxnerfenee.
"I had a cheerful experience the oth
er day." remarked a man who had
sp:'Et several days at one of the springs
for rheumatism.
"What was it?" asked the observer.
"1 was carried into a depot near the
sprirgs and deos:ed on a seat near
old woman, who looked at me with a
complacent smile and inquired, 'Been
hurt T
"No. I replied.
" -nuiratlz?'
" 'Yes.'
" "Wcter do you any good?
" 'Not inv:ch.'
"'Well, lots of pcIc code here fur
the water. The patient returns home,
and the pajK-rs announce that Mr. So-and-so
has returned from the springs
much improved by the use of the wa
ter; but if you read the paiers lu a few
days you will see that Mr. So-and-so
has died and b-eu buried. The conver
sation was too cheerful to be contin
ued." Columbus Dispatch.
A rtcralaB Prayer.
The Cleveland Plain Ivaler tells this
story c-f the Virginia lidc'.; woods: A
white minister afier conducting ser
vices at a colored church ask,tl aj old
deaeou to haJ in prsyer. The dusky
brother ia his fervent cp;n-al asked
tl.ct a shower of Leaveuly grace 1
permitted to full Cpja his white friend.
He suid:
"O Lor', give him tie eye ,f !
ca-:!e dat be may spy out our sins af.:r
off! Weld his ban's to de p sp- I
plow: tie his tongue to de li'ies of
truf and ua:I his ear to de gospel pole."
Au. O Ixr. Ikiw his haiJ wjy d.twy
nn U-h.-u" his inees. an I-.is k :;ec
way d:iwa ah ia some lonesome dark
on namiw valley. O I.or". v.'.iar much
prayer Is ueeh-d to le ma.Ie ah; Deu
'noint him ovnh wid de blessed i ,.f
de kerosene of salvatiou. an sot h::::
on fiaii wid de match of faith made
perf ec" a men !"
Tiie Cpportaalty.
"F.ilkin got married rather udden!v.
didn't her
"Y'es. Somebody gave him a railroad
puss to New York good for two. and
he didn't want to waste it." Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
When a man fs missing, every one'
first Impulse is to couut the women
left in town to see if oue is ihott.
Atchison C'lobe.
"SHOVING THE CUEER."
The Craeefal War la WWfh Coaa
terfettera Paaa Their Prodnet.
"Counterfeit money Vhovers' form a
distinct class of criminals," tsaid an old
federal offi.-er. They have nothing to
do with making the 'queer. but simply
put it in circulation. They go .about
their work very systematically and re
duce the chances of detection to a minl
muin. "A woman shover, for example,
starts out to unload on the hii? retail
stores. Her dress is quiet, but elegant
r.nd she has the surface appearance ol
a refined lady. In her hand i a pocket
iHMk containing one bad bill and a
namlier of good ones. She goes into a
store. uiake3 some trlfiing purchases,
tenders the counterfeit and pocket th
change. A she passes out she brush
es against a Ihjv, who slip her anoth
er queer bill and then drops back a
few paces in the crowd.
"In tLat way she make tbe rounds,
and if she understands ber business
she can get rid of an astonishing nuni
ler of counterfeits In the t-ourse of a
few hours. If the bill she offers Is de
ttcted on the spot, she never attempts
any argument. 'Dear meT she ex
claims. -I wonder if I have any more
of the horrid thingsr And thereupon
she empties her pocketbook on the
counter and asks the clerk to examine
tbe mouc'3- anu sec whether It 1 all
right.
"In 0 cases out of 100 that disarms
suspicion at once. If the happen to
be arrested, only one bill is found in
her possession, r.ud there Is nothing to
disprove her assertion that she receiv
ed it somewhere in change. Meanwhile
the boy who carries tbe roll quietly
disappears. Often he sell newspajiers
as a blind. 'Have a paper, miss? he
will cry aad hands the shover a bill
under the folded sheet. Altogether
It is a highly skilled trade. The upper
class shovers are very seldom caught."
New Orleans Times-Democrat.
A COLONY OF YONSONS.
Masr of That Xame Ia Bnalneaa la a
Wiaeonaln To w a.
Tp in the central part of Wiscon
sin." said a Chicago traveling man who
had got tired talking about the trusts,
"there is a town that Is inhabited al
most exclusively by 'Yonsons.' The
name of the man who keeps the hotel
is 'Yousou.' the drug stor; on the cor
ner is owned by a man nnmed 'Y'on
son,' the proprietor of the establish
ment that uses or.r goods is a Mr.
'Y'onsou.' and I noticed when I was
riding up town from the station that
the grocer and the butcher were both
'Yonsons.'
" 'What' the matter here? I said to
the bus driver. -Haven't you auy peo
ple lu this town who don't belong to
the "Yonson" family T
"Vs-.I1. Ay tank dare been von or
two.' he replied.
-What's your name?' I asked.
Yonson.' he replied.
"I was about to make some further
inquiries as to the 'Yonson' family.
but at that moment we iassed the pub
lic laundry, and. looking at the square
red sign nlxive the door. I read:
"'Y"ii Yonson. Laundry.'
"Inside the Chinaman who owned
the concern was busy ironing and jer
mittiug his pigtail to hang down hi
back. 1 am almost convinced now
that some of those 'Yonsons are
fra uds." Ch lea go Times-H era Id.
Batatas aad Soif Bloxvinn.
A uumlier of people come home from
the seaside quite def. and very many.
if not deaf, are much harder of hearing
than when they U-ft home. The cause
of this is blowing tbe nose after bath'
in-:.
Of course one blow his nose because
there Is some salt water in it, which
makes 1dm uncomfortable. This water
he forces Into the little eustachian tube
that runs from ltchiud the nose to the
ear. Here the water remains for days,
aud the particles of salt set up Inflam
mation. The next step is that the eu
stachian tulie gets blocked and remains
more or less so permanently, causing
partial deafness.
You should always wait some time
after your bath ltefore blowing your
nose, and then you should do it gently.
France Oataide of Parla.
To get a correct idea of the French
nation one must abandon Paris and
get out among the jicople of the prov
inces. Paris is a sinkhole of rotten
ness, but the people who dwell outside
that modern ttomorrab are sound and
upright am! patriotic. . living whole
some and useful lives. When you get
out in the rural districts, a charming
sight is presented of leautifully culti
vated farms, each farm lieing as trim
r.ud neat as a flower garden. There
is not a foot of waste land to be seen.
The Urst thing that strikes a stranger
is the profusion of fruit. Nowhere
can le seen more luscious jwars.
penchcsar.d graios. Washington Post.
Hoar lie Cot Claeaahere.
"How did be escape?" inquired the
defectiee.
-Well." replied the turnkey with the
damaged eye. "he sort o' nicknamed
himself out."'
"What?"
"He pried his cell dcor open with a
Jlmmv. Then he knocked me down with
a billy."
"Yes?"
"And tbra he sallied out" Chicago
Tribune.
Didn't Objeet to Ilia Creed.
The Fuglish language reminds me of
soujc of these typewriters and the
game of whist. It looks mighty sim
ple, but the further you go aloug the
more complicated and swear provok
ing it Is. We have all heard of the man
who told his sweetheart that before
marrying her he must confess that he
was a somnambulist.
"Oh. I don't mind that." said the
dear, sweet girl, "we are Presbyterians
ourselves, but we are not a bit uar
row." Louisville Time.
Coy Babiea aad City Life.
Cities are more favorable to women,
for statistics show that more loy
babies die under 0 months in cities
than girl babies. Families, according
to the statistics, are larger in cities
than in the country. There are more
marriages iu proportion to the popula
tion lu cities than in the country, and
also more divorces. The foreign popu
lation in cities is beiug eliminated, aud
in It) years from now we shall
prac-tlcally have nothing but American
cities. -St. Paul Globe.
Sot a Bit of a Popalar Hero.
"Nobody seems to know much alout
that man in uniform who slipped out
of the carriage while the crowd -was
cheering the general and went back to
the hotel."
"Bless you. no. He Isn't one of the
heroes. While the brave fellows were
fighting at the front, he wa nursing
yellow fever patient In the hospital,"
Chicago Tribune.
An laaoived Problem.
ne Yes. she rriade a fool of roe.
She I wonder why It is a man never
recovers from a tiling of that kind?
Brooklyn Life.
In a dark corner near the west en
trance of Winchester cathedral is a
door composed of four pieces of iron
gr!!l work, which have the distinction
of lieing the oldest specimens of. their
kind in England.
There are over 3.000 aninals In the
London zoolopical gardens.
Good Lrawia Early Learned.
Twenty-five cents wa the founda
tion of my fortune.'
"Who pave It to yonT
"No'oody. I tried to Ikktow It tDd
couldu't." Chicago Record. '
caasalijLS a luuk Store.
'Speaking of mu-rghag." said an old
time federal deputy. "I ll tell you a ca
rton little story. Shortly artcr the
opening of one of the Mexican roads,
never mind which, a locomotive engi
neer got married to a native lielle In
the town at the lower rod of his run
and set up housekeeping. Among oth
er things they needed wr.s a cooking
stove. He could get exactly what I hey
wanted on the American side, but the
dnty on hardware of that kind wa ex
tremely high, and he racked his brains
to think of some way to slip it down to
hi home without paying tbe exorbi
tant arifT.
"A cooking stove U about as easy to
smuggle as a baby elephant, but at
last he struck a brilliant scheme, aud
on his next trip he simply lashed the
thing to the pilot cf his engine. It
looked a much out of place as a piano
on top of a hearse, but the yardmen
were conveniently blind, aad he pulled
out in triumph. When he stopied at
the custom office, the Mexican offi
cials stared at the stove ia amazement,
but they coac-iuded at once that it was
some uew Yaukee device in connection
with the locomotive aud asked uo ques
tions for fear of betraying their igno
rance cf up to date machinery. The
consequence was that the engineer got
his stove without paying a cent of
duty." New Orleans Times-Democrat.
Oaee Was Caaack,
The young man who was trying to
make the St. Joe lioat was about two
minutes late as he tore along River
street. He could see the steamer hands
casting off the ropes as he drew uearer.
and. bumping amazed citizens out of
his way. he rushed for the dock. The
gangplank had been hauled iu. and the
nose of the steamer had swung -'t
feet out Into the river when he fl.i
reached the water's edge. But 11
did not deter him.' He was going t.
spend Sunday In Michigan or know
why.
With a giant swing he tossed his va
lise aboard and then Jumped for the
steamer. He caught a rope and a wst
and held fast. L'very otlieer on the
boat expected to see him drop Into the
river, and 1h11s Jangled noisily as the
captain peered over the side. When he
saw the intrepid passenger was safe,
the captain was twice as mad as if he
had dropitcd into the water. Shaking
his list at him angrily, he yelled:
"Here. you. by jiminy crickets, don't
you ever do that again!"
The passenger had hauled himself
aboard by this time aud. turning a
look of scorn at the captain, said:
"What do you think I'm going to do
jump lack aud try it over?" Chica
go Chronicle.
The Blood Ited Baaaer.
Royal aud national color vary with
nations aud times:, but since Cain slew
Abel blood red iias tiecu the sigu of re
volt. In the earliest revolt known to
history, when the Persians rose against
their king 4.JU0 year ago. they were
led by a blood red banner, aud during
the riots which took place in Paris the
men In the blood red caps were follow
ed by the mob.
A blood red flag waved over Bun'.:er
Hill when the Americans fought us for
liberty, and it was the emblem of ihe
German casauts iu their great upris
ings la 1424. 14P2and l.".J5. Blood red
Wis the color of the trade union Hags
dt.'lng the middle ages, and it formed
thr background of the emblem of the
Swiss confederacy In 131.".
Through the whole of French aud
ercry other national history those
striking in their own ways for liberty
here worn the blood her cap and hail
ed the blood red banner as their leader.
It is a curious fact that never has a
monarch chosen it as his color. It has
been left sacred to revolutionists. Lou
don Answers.
Bat the Xegro Alwaya Trlea to Keep
Ilia Heela tool
It has often been said that the ca
pacity of the negro race for enduring
heat has never been fully tested. Au
Incident related by a dairyman living
on the outskirts of the city seem to
bear out this assertion.
This dairyman ha a young negro
boy who looks after the cattle and
does chores around the place. The on
ly effect that the heat produces In his
case Is a desire to slumber. The dairy
man had a young calf in the barnyard,
and as the sun was pouring in on the
poor animal his wife scut "Carlina'
ut to turn the calf loose, so that he
could seek a shady spot. After wait
ing an hour for his return the house
wife went to the barnyard to invest!
gate. There she found both boy and
calf curled up in the hot and stilling
barnyard. The calf was dead from
the effects of the sun. but the boy was
slumbering peacefully by its side.
While a negro can stand any amount
of heat on his head he loves to coed his
heeds. It is a common sight In the
winter to see a negro boy on a frosty
morning with his bead bundled up to
keep out the cold and at the same time
walking unconcernedly along the
frosty ground In his bare feet. One of
tbe hottest places in the city on a hot
day is at the lumber wharfs of the
Florida Central and Peninsular rail
road. When the men knock off for
noon, they frequently take a nap with
their faces upturned to the rays of the
blazing sun. At the same time they
get their feet under the shadow of
some friendly lumber pile Florida
Times-Union.
They Saw the Polart.
An American farmer near Guadala
jara convinced his Mexican neighbors
that oxea can do more work under
American yokes, so generally used in
the republic. The American brought
severe! modern yoke from the T'nited
States and used thcin with success.
The curiosity of his Mexican friends
was aroused, and they proceeded t
ask ;t:cs:ions.
"V.til," said the American, "when
you Ir.sso a steer and the lasso gets
around his neck what do you do?"
"Turn him loose," was the reply.
"Why?"
"Because he's too strong for us that
way."
'That's it," answered the American.
"His strength is in hi neck, not iu his
horns."
The Mexicans saw the point, and
now yoke of United States manufac
ture are generally used in that neigh
borhood. Modern Mexico.
32a a and Ilia Tailor.
A man can lie measured to tbe best
advantage, tailors say. away from a
glass. Standing before a mirror he Is
almost certain to throw out his chest,
if he doe not habitually carry it so.
and take an attitude that he would
like to have rather than the one he
commonly holds, whereas the tailor
went him. ffs the portrait painter
wants his subject, in his natural iose
and manner. With the man in that at
titude the tailor can bring hi art to
bear, if that ia required, in the over
coming of any physical defect and pro
duce clothes that will give the best at
tainable effect upon the figure as they
will be actually worn. New York Sua.
Hla Renaedy.
The other day a little stenographer
In a down town office begged some
workmen who were putting up a uew
teJ phone not to place it so high ou the
wall as they were doing.
"You see." she said, "I have "o use it
as lurch as any oue. and I am so short
that I can hsrdly reach it."
"till. we'L m!ss." said the hnmarist la
charge of the work, "you can raise
your voice, can't you?" llostoa Tran
script Kant TVbtt He Wanted.
Tl : Aialal !" Pkttocrr.r But -richer
do Lf t I ring l;n:;pi::!T.
The Iu:iir.'.:ii le pa ..per B;:t I r.la'i
Ijo.u fcr I r:-i!ucs. All I vji i
ttu.;i.- luJUiUipi,!: .Jjw::al.
PAID BY UNCLE SAM.
lant of the Odd Expeaaeo the Gat
eraaaeat Ilaa to Bear.
Every one knows that It cost almost
p h y n,t io a year to run the United
States government In times of peace
and -that the department of war and
the navy, the Indian and pension bu
reaus absorb the larger part of thia
amount, but In the course or years a
large number of dependent upon Un
cle Sam's purse have come into being
of w hich the general public knows lit
tle. Such, for example, are the Interna
tiounl bureau for the repression of the
African slave trade, located at Brus
sels, a highly laudable Institution, to
the cxienses of which our government
contribute fl'K) a year; the interna
tional bureau of weights ami measures,
also at Brussels, to which 52.270 Is con
tributed, and the International Geodet
ic association, the expenses of which
our government share to the extent
of $1X) yearly.
As a leading memler of a group of
nations specially Inte-ested in humane
and philanthropic work we subscribe
$23 a year to a lighthouse service ca
the coast cf Morocco, about f 4.500 to
be 'divided among citizens of other
lands for service rendered to slrp
wrecked American seamen. ST.r.o a year
toward maintaining a hospital for sail
ors nt Panama and ?:.0U0 foe keeping
and feeding American convict Impris
oned In foreign countries.
Among the unfamiliar purposes in
the home country for which money is
appropriated from the federal treas
ury Is the maintenance of the Wash
ington monument, costing $U.u20 an
nually, and the provision of artificial
limbs for soldiers calling for $"47,OUO
a year. Leslie's Weekly.
DANGER IN CHEAP GLASSES.
A Great Mnay Eyea Ralaed by At
tempt at Economy.
Looking back now to the time when
the itinerant quack doctor and tbe
wandering dentist spreid misery and
destruction over the land, we wouder
at the ignorance or carelessness of our
fathers In trusting their teeth or even
their lives to hand so untrustworthy.
A very similar thing Is done today by
people who buy spectacles or eyeglass
es from men who sell them on the
streets or have their eyes fitted by op
ticians vho have no qualifications for
doing .lie work.
A surprising number of people buy
their glasses from vender on the
streets. They get glasses for 50 cents
which seem to them just as ;ood as a
p.ilr they would pay $ for having
made on nn oculist's prescription, and
they think they have saved money.
Glasses acquired In all sorts of ways
by Inheritance or exchange from a
friend or even glasses found on the
streets are used to the detriment, even
to the destruction, of the wearer's
sight.
"People seem to think glasses are
like clothes." said an old oculist the
other day. "ami if they are fairly com
fortable and loo!; well they ask no
further questions."
Another way in which people dam
cge their eyes is through carelessness
In trying to remove dust or cinder
from them. They try themselves, a
friend tries a rub. the nearest drug
store and the nearest optician are call
ed en. all lofore an oculist is consult
ed. The result 1 that the eyebr.ll is
often br.rt!y rubbed and scraped, and
In many Instances permanent injury Is
done. New Y'ork Evening Post.
One Child For Each Hour.
Henry Bloch. a business man of
Brooklyn, eats breakfast at half past
Rosle. goes to breakfast at l." ni"-ites
to Gabriel and retires for the uipht at
Achi-le. Mr. Bloch has 12 children.
; pirls and il boys. He Is fond of his
family and In order that he might al
ways have them iu mind had a watch
made with the miniature photograph
of oue of tu children In the place of
each of the hours on its dial. Thus
where the figure 7 would lie on an or
dinary watch dial the pretty fa-e of
his daughter Rosie looks out. The face
of the toy Gabriel represents 1 o'clock,
that of Freda 2 o'clock and so on
around the dial. At his home Mr.
Bloch has a large clock, on the dial of
which the figures are represented in
the same way.
Shrewd Advice.
The virtues of a keen business man
are often negative rather than posi
tive. It is said that a great broker
onee told his son that only two things
were necessary to make a great finan
cier. "And what are those, papa?" the son
asked.
"Honesty and sagacity."
"But what do you consider the mark
of honesty to be?"
"Always to keep your word."
"And the mark of sagacity?"
"Never to give your word."
Ia Them All.
"Nobody ever nccused me of being a
politician out of a Job." said Senator
Sorghum blandly.
"No," answered the guileless person
who takes everything literally. "It
wa only the other day that I heard
some one saying you came pretty near
being mixed up in every Job that came
along." Washington Star.
Sot Iaelcded.
Fcathrrstoae Come. Bobble (hand
ing him a quarter!, how many fellows
have called ou your sister this week?
Bobbie Let's see five.
"That doesn't icclade me. does it?"
"Oh. no! Sister say you don't
count.' Brooklyn Life.
Whr.t fo'ly to proclaim a love for hu
manity which no oue lias for the ma
jority of individuals composing it'
Conservative.
"Slow, but sure." Is a good motto,
but why not l.e quick and sure?
Washington liemocrat.
TTie Drnroa end t!ie Prnyer.
"I didn't i:::e your prayer very nvich
this morning." sr.id a fault fin liug dea
con to his minister.
"What was wrong with It?"
"Well. In the first place, it was too
long, and then I thought It contained
two or three expressions that were un
warranted." "I am very sorry It meets with your
disapproval, deacon." the good man re
sponded, "but yon must liear in mind
that the prayer was not addressed to
you." Ohio Slate Journal.
Vnlenr Trnde.
She shuddered and nverfvl her face.
"To marry fcr money." she protested.
"Is to sell oneself, and I can't see why
It Isn't Just as bad to sell oneself as It
Is to sell dry goods or groceries. Trade
Is trade."
She w.ts a candid girl and scorned
the subtle artifices of logic whereby
some are went to still the voice of cjnJ
K-Ieace. Detroit Journal.
Aa to Feathering Tteata.
a. , r : t. . , . i , ,
jiy experience, sain ine reiormeii
confidence man who had played the
races frequently la his day. 'Ms that It
linrt In fi!i-lr tin, n-li-i,if li.it miih.
paratively easy to pluc-U him." Chica-
T-. : 1
The Wronx Ilonae.
Minister's Wife Wake rp! There
are burglars ia the house. John.
Minister Well, what of it? !t them
find out their mistake themselves.
Women's Journal.
l"r t brnrr-m lam.
Mr. Johnso: I notice. Jaspct.
yon have the rheumatism as bad .n
ever. Don't you ever take anything for
it?
Japer 'Deed does. salt. I t3fe"
crotches mostly. Bustou Courier.
Tho Curdlnal d the Reporter.
Many instance are related of Cardi
nal GiliUms' broad uiin.h-dnesa as well
as his tact and diplomacy in avoiding
religious discussions wit'j persons
whose views are oppos-d to his own.
t'iHn oue occasion, so the story runs. In
Buirunore a young Journalist was sent
by his chief to interview his eminence'
upon a topic of local interest. When
the interview was over, the cardinal
and his caller l.t.l a friendly chat ujion
a variety cf subjects, including the
church. The Journalist was a lro:est
ar.t. and in the argument that followed
he lns-ai:ie excited and cxprtssM him
self freely from his point of view.
Upon returning to his office he retJ-et-ed
upon the outcome of his visit and
dime to the conclusion that he flood a
tulr chance of l-ing discharged should
the cardinal reiuat the conversation to
his editor.
The next day his eminence dropped
li:to the newsjiaper office In question
tDd asked to see the proprietor, who
wps his personal friend. The reporter
was told of the cull and quaked iu his
, boots. The publisher and the carn.jai
discussed a matter or mutual lucervsi
to them, aud before leaving ids cud
nence said:
"By the way. you scut a yourg msa
to see me yesterday, and I was rather
Impressed with him. He appears to
ii-ivt the eourapc of his convictions. It
' would please me if you could do some-
tiling Doner mr mu. "uiu
the reorter who had anticipated dis
missal rect-hed a gratifying promo-tiou.-Rale!ph
Colston Smith In New
York Times,
Drtvey'a Forealsht. .
"The battle of Manila was won in
Hongkong harlsir." said Admiral Dew
ey to me when I first saw him In May.
liS.aud hetrd lam describe the great
fight. Many times since then 1 heard
him rcjK-at the same sentiment, and
the more the truth of it Is considered
the more light it sheds on his charac
ter. While he was brave, strong,
prompt and decisive in action, he was
thoughtful, cautious, deliberate mid
sure In preparation.
Day after day he summoned h'.s cap
tains to discuss all the possibilities
ami eventualities of a conflict with
the enemy. He pave them au oppor
tunity to sny when, where aud how
the battle should le fought. I'rom
Junior to senior he called uion tlieni
to express their opinions freely. If
auy man had a novel idea, it vas given
careful consideration. If it w as an ol 1
one with improvements. It was viewed
In nil phases.
Afte-r the admiral had patiently
heard his captains and duly inierro
gatod thi-m. he quietly told them hU
Dvn exact plan of battle aud just v. hat
he expected of each man. Whe ther
this was made up originally out of his
own Ideas or f.cia such ia u-iioti with
the be-ft iMiir.ts advanced by his cap
tains, it was reached only afte-r thor
ough deliberation and was final. Hon.
Jehu Barrett Ia Hunter's Magazine.
Some Fnsllh C'rauLa.
When 1 lived at Newport. R. I., from
18iV4 to 1S7S. says Colonel T. W. Hig
giusoii. lu The Atlantic, there was a
constant procession of fore-ipu visitors,
varying in i:;tere-st and often quiu
wanting in It. I rcmemlsT one emiaeut
lite-rary n:an who, la spite of all caw
lions to the contrary, apinare-d at a
ralhe-r fashionable day re.e-ption II
what would now be called a golf suit,
of the loudest possible plaid, like thai
of the Scote !i cousin In Punch who
comes down thus dressed for church
lo the terror of his geu'eed cousius. In
this case the vistor also wore a spy
glass of grcst s:::c. hung rtiund 1 is
nevk. ail through the entertainment
Auotlu-r highly eomn-e-ted Eagli: h
mcn. attending an evening re-e-ept'on
given expre-ssiy for him, came into :he
parlor with his hat ami umbrella la lis
hand, declining to be parted from
them through the whole evening,
which suggested to a clever Newport
lady the story of the showman who
exhibitetl a picture of Daniel iu the
lions' den and jMiinted out that Daniel
was to le distinguished from the lions
by having a blue cotton umbrella un
der his arm. Ia this case, the lady re
luarked that the conditions were re
versed, sitie-e li was the lion that car
ried the umbrella.
'OMEKSF.T M A I: K KT KIJOKT
) COKKECTKU WKKKLY 1IY
Cook & Beerits,
Wvlnculay, Oi t. 4,tS$9.
I pel to .
Applet I lro l, !h
I VI (4 ich ted to
Apple Hmo-r.pcr sal... ...
i poll pVr ,,
Butler. fresh keg, per
icrtwniery, per ...
Beeawax per lb
2J-'c
- 1 c
. 10 loin-
ii
fCeitintry hsni, per B U to lje
J nrarciire-(1 tiam, per lb VJ-ii
wh&: tx-a
Bat n
' . i I-1 w IU W C
- i li.;,.. ;i;.!Z.:.l :
. ( e 'iir.berlAnrt. iei
e.e.iien. , por11i,nri rlM
C'iniim-a.1. per ti H'
Kii;. Del do
Finn, lake herrlne. I t?b' perVfaN i'j. ro
u I ' 4 1 peril tt.1 n..
Lnl, per ft TuVlier
I.I me, per !ol ,1 no
MolasHeK, N.O., per Kal.. (joe
Onion, per hUH . r"it Hi
rotiott-. per Dua w ;t-
I'ritciies, eviiporaleil, per lie to luc
rruuw. per u g u, 10p
per obi . ji ii
Salt, I Dairy, J., bua mcka 2"
! -. .- .
I - ou Mem. pas
irrounil alum. lw ft sacka... sen.
, " - v tome
onporveu venow, per to 5c
8 11 per.
wnoe, a. per s iVr-R'ie
rranulieuxl, per lb i'l-ef.e
i Cube, or pu
I per mil.-
i maple, per j
pulverised, per ft . Ac
Syrup
....... .fie
K-onew are, i Ion "
Tallow, per lh -ZZZ'Tio rx
lnega r. rr te ii ,, v.
tinioiny.per Dua ty
clover, per tiua . 7.-,
14 e-rlnewu, per uni!LJIir' 00
alfalfa, per tiua yi
M MlMvkr. t... k. - -n
Seeds.
Millet, Oerman, per Dua ; "
writ y. wniu- twardieaa, per bua 1 :
I buckwheats per bua 4
Grain i corn aliened, per bua c, to4s;
i now, per buc. 33 t,, ?
I rye, per bua r.-r.
I brau, per lO.t ttm Z..N"ic
I fori) lllll lull rhnn .-
f Boar, roller prneesa'per bbl .ZT.3.H0
Mour. i ... e-" uu mncy
1 ,1 ir 11 , ,H'ir.
....l .iiv W75
I flour, lower rrad per 140.ui5;i,40
MlddllnrtL J w'"". peril") tm
M,aaUD". j red. per 100 tha ..
. 1 wioie, per ll ton. .
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CONDENSED TIME TABLES.
Baltimore and Ohio S&ilroav .
Somerset and Cambria Branch.
NORTHWARD.
Johnstown Mall Kxpre. Rorkwood li e a.
m., S:iiiiret j stovestown 1K1 huov.
ernYille 1:5, Johrmlown 1 :!! p. m
Johnstown AcromniixlHtlori. Korkwnoel 1 to
p. m.. Somerel .Vr.' stove. towo " il. Hoov
eraviile.'iJJ. Jihp,iwp u
8oriTWARi,.
Mai!. Jibnptown ft '.,i.iii.,Hco-fmvHpBm
Moves to wo Houieret 'shi itockwood
10: li.
Expreaa. Johnfr-own 1 ,1 p. m, HooveraviHe
2::t's SUii,i)wii i IT, Sumeriet t li Kock
wooet S W.
Daily.
. F. I. I'XDERUdOD.
D. B. MARTIN eeeneaal Manager.
Pawu-ncer Traffic Manager. v
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
IN EFFECT NOV. 19, 18S9.
wi!csti) acwmn.a.
Tralna arrive and depart from tbeatatlonat
John mn wr. aa followa?
WEKTWAKP.
Wraiern Kvpra
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6:.t2
9 10
UHllhwulfrr Rxprem
Inhnntnvfl AfVoriorolHOn..V.
Jnhiwinwn AcrommoilationL'
Pact tie tCxrimu ..
U'st nmu"Mrr J
Pi Ti bury Kxpre ZZ.
p. m.
4 XI
vh:i
o-nl
- 5:41
lor.natnwn Accornmmtnn.. :io
ATWAkD
Vv
10 to 1
... l .! to I -H
a .A' m a.m-
Atlantic Fipreaa... ,, 1-4T . tu
hore Kxpreaa ,Vf "
A lioona Aecoinfnxlatloil... .11
liar Kxpreoa , M m
Vain I.ln Kxpre Jo (c
1'onna Aeeoiemrvtptinr );-c2 p. zr
liumwn AremmvlaUoti. -
1-1 IW-l.'lnhla Exprea-e 7 n m
I" at Liua .. , I0 U) -
WIND LYRICS.
h p.- ot prarl. with -pphire .
1 MI at daa. t fir. w- ret
Th. c.vH u r' wt-
On w:-w that bnh the monun
Of ( t-
Korta wind , . .
rroia fc-lJa cf frorea ea t -".
1 bear the frcsil fciwera ut
. That Uil upoi ! r a belcw.
With pure ceitil hi bl,'
la acft caivaa.
So-jth win! .
on winiK of prfu- bor" tnnr'
Sweet norK-a of ta aouth I brma;
rmm birds and bl.-ita pirk tuat flinf
To ht-av n tlwir giaJots a estJ'
(if m-ludy.
Wtt wind ,...,,
Kick through tbe Ctea cf old ami rat,
W inrr Ule tlx; "r o' avrnin fiowa.
1 aiip. before tlie eveo:ng" clow.
Oa pinions woaea of a Biih,
Into the nijtht I aoem to die.
Put, hush! The night will aoon pi by
Befi tli Urk, heo moraine break.
The cast inJ wakta.
Carrie L. WrJ ia DmaiiJ.
FIRST AMERICAN PATENT.
Graated at Boaio. Ia l&JS halt
ed a Moaopoly.
To the geueral court of Massachu
setts belon-s the honor of granting the
first American patent. . This as in
llUS and was then designated as a
monopoly. It was conduexl to the re
gion controlled by Massachusetts, au.
the one issue ai-i-arenrlr iuclitd.-d all
the invention of the Inventor connect
ed with cusiues that d.-;H-:ided uiou
water for their motive luwer. The
limit of tlte uiouojKiiy v.. is II years,
and the court not only retained peuvcr
to forbid exiwrtatiou. but to iirevent
exorbitant charges upuu the public for
their use.
The patent was issud in this form:
MENKES MONOPOI.YE.
"t a generall Courie at lioston the
Ctb'of the Utb Mo 104S. The cor't con
sid'inse ye necessity of raisin-,' such
nianirac tures of cnslns of mils to go by
water for spedy dipauh of much
worke with few hands, and be-in-.' suiii
cienlly Iiife rmed of ye ability of ye i
titiou" to iK-forme such workes grant
bis pe-tition ivet no Othr iht sen shall
set up or tsse auy such new invention,
or trade for li ycarcs wthout ye li
cense of him the said Joseph Jcukesi
see farr as ceiue-crues any such new in
vention. & so it shall le alwayes in ye
powr of this co te to restrain ye ex
portation of such manufactures & ye
prizes of them to moderation if occa
sion so require."
This Inventor, Joseph Jenkes. or
Jenks. as it would now lie opedled.
came from Hammersmith. England,
settled iu Lynu in Vl.t and elied in
lt;sj-S.l. age-d M. He was a black
smith and machinist, made the elie-s
for the coining of the "Pine Tr-e"
money and built the first fire ergine in
this country, altogether a man ot grer.t
inventive ge-nius and the n.nvstor of a
large numlcr of d. eccndants. One of
his sons removed to Khode Island,
where he built several mills. I'.ostoa
Transcript.
Aa Abaeatmtnileel Bridecroom.
KobeTt He-war, brother of Lord Wil
liam I'ewar. the Pritish selcutist who
was the first experimenter to liquefy
air, is a remarkably absentmiuded
man. It is said that on one CM-e-.-isiou
he left his home curly one moruing
and rejiaired to the house of a friend,
lu which there w:.s a tine library to
which he had access. Tliat afteruinm
his relatives aud friends searched the
neighborhood in vaiu for hiiiL At
length he v, as run down In this library.
By his si-ie was a new suit of clothes.
"It's a nice man you are," ironically
said the siokesmaii.
"WLat's the matter now?" re-turned
Robert irritably.
"Your bride and tho preacher are
waiting for y.i tl-N two hours. Lon't
you Uaow tl..., i. ; ur wedding day.
man?"
"I dot-hire." said the' groom. "I'd for
gotten all aliemt it! Wait ti'.I I d:vs.
and I'd go along with you." S.:t:;:-.L:y
Evening Post.
A Jaat llclmkr.
A young and newly married co::;!e
were ente-rtniuing the-ir friends, and
among the gi:ests w;:s one whose e-in-tiiuitI
rudeness made him extremely
cbje-c-tionable to the re-st of tiie c-o:n-pany.
His conduct, althocgh most uii
bearable. was put up wit'i for some
time, until at sujiier he held up ou his
fork a piece of meat which had be-eii
served to him. anI in a vein of intend
ed humor he looked rouud and re
marked: "Is this p!gr
This immeuiate-ly drew forth the re
mark from a epiiet looking iiielivielu.il
silting at the other end of the table:
"Which end of the fork do you refer
to?" Spare Moments.
Wave Clone! a.
The atmospheric ex-ean surrounding
the earth is frequently disturbed by
gigantic waves, which, are invisible e-s-cept
when they carry parts of the air.
charged with moisture, up into a colder
atmospheric stratum, where sudden
condensation occurs. In this manner
long, parallel lines of e-l iuds some
times make the-ir appoaratH-c at a gre-:it
height, marking the crests of a ripple
of air waves running miles above our
Leads.
Extent of Ilia o;rrat Itlon.
"Are you superstitious?"
"To a certain extent."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Well. I should hesitate to pass un
der a ladder if there was a mua with
a pot c.f paint at the top of It." Chica
go Iuter Ocean.
Since time Is not a person we can
overtake when he is gone let us houJr
him with mirth and che-e-rf uluess cf
heart while he U passing. Goethe.
It Is in the cow's mouth that yon
find tnie equality. There you will see
no upper seL Dostoa Transcript.
THE WILY BADGER.
How lie Rt Illmaelf of a Placae of
Vermin.
Paul W. Henrieh, the real est.it-
dealer, is also a student of entomology,
uatural history and animals iu g-m r
0,1. He lived down Iu Nebraska at one
time, where the badgers have taken
the place of tbe buffalo. One night
Mr. Henrieh was explaining the pecul
iarities c.f the animal aud stateei l-y
way of Introduction that a genuine'
Nebraska, badger was sharper than a
politician.
"They have several bright wr.ys of
doing things." he liegan. "Perhaps I
need tell of but oue to make their in
telligence plalu. Now, If a badger h::.i
vermin, do you know how he goe-s
about it to rid himself of the-ni?" .
"Scratches 'em off." said the pro
prieteir. "No. sir; Mr. Badger isn't fool euocgh
for that. He just goes to some stream;
then he stands on the bank ami reach
es around with his mouth and pulls a
little tuft of hair out of his tail. Now
listen closely. With that bun h of :
bair in his mouth he turns around and 1
backs slowly down into the river. The I
vermin naturally crawl to keep o;;t . f J
the water ami begin to wea l, th: ir j
way toward his neck, and as he di n !
himself down deeper luto the wat. r '
they hasten to his nose and then o. :t
on to the bunch of hair which he hoi. is
In Lis mouth. When Mr. Badger find
that they are all out on that little tuft. I
he opens his mouth and lets the cur- :
rent drift it down stream. Then he
crawls out on land again, shake him
self and laughs, while he listeus to
the vermin floating away, singing
Lire on the Ocean ' Wave." Denver
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Pol bg-What are tbey? !
nobbs-Butter and coffee.-CUea '
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Louthefs Drug Store
Main Street, Somerset, Pa
This Hcde! BnLg Stcrsis Rajitiiy 2::z:z
Farcrite with People in
FRESH . AHD . PURE . DRUGS
Medicines, Dye Stutfs, Sponges, inn.
Sit ppori"r. Toilet A r1 ic!t s
Perfumes, &c
THB DOCTOK OITE3 rEliSO.MAL ATTK?TIO TO TH C COM hoc N II' N :i
Lflsir's PresGriptioiisS Family Rsosi?
8KIAT CASK BXISO TAII5 TO CS OI-Y FU'H SIifr:.I .'. K.T , f
spectact.es KY K- s
And a Full Line of Optical Goods ah ajs on Laid f':;j
larce assoruncnt all can Lc suited.
THE FffiEST BBAHDS OF GF;
Always on hand. It is always a pleasure 'o dh nr j.
to intending purchasers, whether they on
trotn us or elsewhere.
J. LI. LOUTHER Fl. D
MAIN STREET - SOMECSH .
Somerset Lumber Ya?;
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Lumber and Building Materia'?.
Hard and So It Wood-
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Cherry. Shingles, Doors, Kalnstcn. "!:.V.aw
fth. Hbiie Fine Bllndti, Aewel Vw?-U, l.ic
A irerifira.1 llnror all erat of Lnmbe-r and Dnlldlng alrrial anil K-r-lock.
Also, can furnish anything in the line of oar tiCHinefs toor
ble promptneM, ach.aa Fractela, oUil-aizefd.wurkh.' .
Elias Cunningham.
Office and Yard Op wt S.tCB.R
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anil oronpee-ts fur elitlrent cn-.. li e i.rires in heme markets, si-il. '"
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