iiwyEicRAcy. baffey in a Bad Way to Work With f Eepublicaa Insurgents. . HIS PAKTI SADLY WRECKED. Insincerity of the Bolteri Claims Exposed in a Frantic Tirade Araiit DemocraU Who Refused to Support Creasy. (Special Correspondence.) , Philadelphia, Nov. 28 The political wiseacres were treated to & rare spec tacle this week in the convocation of the wise men of the Democracy of Pennsylvania represented by the mem bers of the executive committee of the Democratic state committee, along with Colonel James Madison Guffey. the ambitious millionaire, who represents the Democratic party of the Keystone state in the Democratic national com mittee. They met in this city and it was announced that they came to In vestigate the causes of the falling off of the Democratic vote at the recent election in Philadelphia. Before they left town they had a bigger Job on their hands. They found it necessary to in quire into the reasons why the Demo cratic voters in "certain counties" which meant nearly all of them did not go to the polls nd cast their bal lots lor William T. Creasy, who posed before the voters of Pennsylvania in the late campaign as a farmer." His posing was not. however, a great suc cess. The people scon became aware of the fact that he is what is known as a "political farmer." He was out for office and the farm came in for sub sequent consideration. But be that as It may, many Demo crats did not vote for him. Colonel Guffey got his lieutenants here to talk the whole matter over and figure out where Colonel Guffey "was at" in his aspirations to go to the Uni ted States senate from Republican Pennsylvania. With the Democratic partv in such a bad shape Colonel Giiffev was at a loss to see how he could take advantage of the support of the Republican insurgents under the leadership of the Flinn-Martins. A CHANGED PROGRAM. ' The original program of the Guffey Ites was to clean out the Philadelphia Democracy. But they were called down by Chairman Donnelly, cf the Demo cratic committee of this city. Ha pointed out that the small vote for Creasy In Philadelphia was proportion ately no worse than the returns from Colonel Guffey's own county of Alle gheny showed, and that Lancaster and other counties of the state were quite as emphatic in turning down the Dem ocratic candidate for state treasurer, who thought he could be elected be cause he was smiled upon by tbe Wan amakers. the Flinns, the Martins aad the others who have gone outside of the Republican organization, either to get office or seek revenge upon tbe men who have been chosen by the Re pnbllcan voters of the 6tate to manage their organization. The executive committee of the Democratic state committee will ac cordingly appoint a committee to In vestigate the causes of the falling off of the Democratic vote in "certain counties cf the state." And it will be found that Democrats r.s well as Republicans were disgusted with the "unholy alliance" of the Dem ocratic leaders with the repudiated Re publican insurgents. THE OTHER SIDE. The Insincerity of the political preachings of the Flinn-Martins and their Democratic allies in Pennsylvania politics is again exposed in the wild rantings of the Democratic organ of Mr. Creasy's home county over the crushing rebuke administered by the people to the men at the bead of the campaig of pbariseeism from which this state has just emerged. Mr. Creasy, a Bryanlte Democr-. went up and down tbe state call g upon Republi cans to desert the! party candidate and vote for him. In this canvass he was assisted by all tbe Flinn-MarMns of the so-called Republican insurgent coml ine. These Republican bolters. whil still professing to be Republi cans, contributed time and money to the cause of tbe Democratic nominee for state treasurer. They w re indig nant when they were accused f treach ery and disloyalty to the E -publican party. Mr. Creasy" champ. ns, with an assumed possession of ail the vir tues, sought to make tbe people believe that it was no act of party disloyalty for a Republican to vote for Mr. Creasy and cut Colonel Barnett, because, al though they admitted that Colonel Barnett was nominated by the Republi can state convention without a single vote being cast against him, they said he was the candidate for "the ma chine." For this alleged reason Col onel Barnett was not entitled to the support of the Republican voters, de spite the fact that their duly chosen representatives in convention assem bled had nominated him unanimously. This preaching of Creasy and the combination of Flinn-Martins does not seem to have borne much fruit in the Republican party. Of course, many politicians attached to the old combine cut Barnett and voted for Creasy, but considering the character of the cam paign wj i for many weeks and the Immense sums of money spent to de feat Colonel Barnett. the cutting done was quite immaterial. DEMOCRATIC INSURGENTS DE NOUNCED. But tbe hypocrisy of the men who were working up this boom for Creasy U revealed by the outburst of indigna tion that has come from the Demo cratic organ in Creasy's own county, of which he was at one time editor, the Democratic Sentinel, of Bloomsburg. It appears that some of the Democrats among his neighbors took Mr. Creasy and his insurgent allies at their word, and concluded that if it was not trea soaable for Republicans to cut the' regularly nominated candidate for state treasurer, it could not be wrong for Democrats to go outside of their party and vote for Colonel Barnett. This many of them seem to have done, for the Creasy organ is frantic with rage over ieir having taken Creasy seriously at d cut their ticket. GOOD READING FOR REPUBLICANS The Sentinel boldly charges that men who hold ofSce through Demo cratic votes were disloyal to Creasy at the recent election. Among other things. The Sentinel bays: "Duty and common honesty de mand that we speak plainly. About the first duty the Democracy of Co lubia county has to perform is to weed out the traitors, and the aooner the weeding out process be gins the better for the party and the people. Talk about ingrati tude. Men holding high official po sitions have actually combined with the Republicans or quietly stabbed tbe party in the bark. It may be that men who so far forget themselves are happy over their ef forts to disorganize, but all honest and straightforward men will place the proper standard upon their principles and honor. "It don't pay to be dishonest In politics. If a Democrat can't be square with his party while in of fice he should be man enough to go squarely over to the Republi cans, so the public may knew where to find him." It is suggested that at the next meet ing of thejFIinn-Martlns Mr. Creasy be invited to be present in order that he may read the above editorial com ment for the benefit of the Republican officeholders, FHnn and Martin, and the other bolting members of the legis lature and the corps of Republican ex offiee holders, headed by former Gov ernor Hastings, who have been co operating with the Democracy for the last two years. How many of them will follow the advice from this Creasy organ and "go aquarely over" to the Democratic Party? PASSING OF M-MANES. The death of James McManes. the veteran Republican leader, was part of the history of the last week. In earlier days his political power la Philadelphia was great. He made and unmade candidates for office, and he was ever in the thick of the fight. He will be remembered for his executive ability as a leader, and now that old animosities have been forgotten, there Sin te few evea amoc those wbo tougr.t him hardest wbo will not Cay a kind word for him. . bt.Knl( rmppr. A rector writes from Uoulton, Eng land, to Tbe Spectator to record an in stance of a very high order of Intelli gence in an animal, of a power of rea soning as distinct from any acquired instinct: "I have a buildup, ogd 10 months, and a bulldog 4 years old. both of which live in the bouse and are great pets. A short time ago my wife was ill. ana, though tbe older dog, owlug to his quiet and sedate way. wa allowed to enter her room, the puppy was nev er admitted, Tbe nurse could always tell which dog was at tbe door, because the older dog gave one single and gen tle scratch anil then remained quiet, while tbe puppy scratched violently and frequently and whined. The puppy apparently could not understand why she was not admitted, and felt her ex clusion sorely. "One day she scratched furiously as usual. No notice was taken. Present ly she was Leard going flop-flop down stairs. In a few minutes the single gentle scratch of the old dog was heard, ttc door was opened, and there were both dogs, and. strange to say, from that time the puppy so Imitated the scratch of tbe other dog that It was. Impossible to tell which was at tbe door. Undoubtedly the puppy went and asked the old dog to show her how be gained admission. How else can one explain the fact?" Llxbtlas a darar. According to an obst-rvant Phlladel phi.m whose business Is to sell cigars, the careless smoker Is largely respon sible for the big dividends match man ufacturers enjoy. "Just watch it any time," he remark ed a few days ago, "and see if I am not correct. The average smoker of a cl?ar will talk or think regardless of his weed until It goes out. Then he will suddenly discover tbe absence of the fire which makes a cigar enjoyable. Out from his iocket comes a match, and In an instant It has been struck and tbe lighted lucifer placed against the cigar cud. "In his eagerness to get another light, however, tbe smoker has, ln nine cases out of ten, forgotten to knock the ashes off his weed. As a result the flame from the match fails to pene trate the ash heap, and the match liame doesn't cut any figure. I've seen it so many times that I don't laugh at It any more, but It must be funny to casual onlookers. After this when your cigars go out before they are consumed be sure and knock the ashes off before trying to relight them. Then you will stand a fair chance of securing another light and at the same time put a kink In the profits of the matchmakers.'" Philadeluhia Inquirer. Am Insert Traae-r. There is something really pathetic in the way amother butterfly builds a nest for her children. In the first pliice, the little home where the eggs are dejiosiied represents a great deal of sacrifice, for it Is lined with several layers of down plucked from the moth er's own soft body. The eggs having been laid carefully upon this luxurious, pretty couch are protected by an equal ly pretty coverlet made of the same materia L These butterfly bedclothes are often arranged with an intricacy that is o,uite curious aud perplexing. Some times a lied is made so that each sep arate delicate hair stands upright, thus g.ving the entire nest the appearance of a little brush of downy fur. Then again, the eggs are laid spirally rouud a tiny branch, and, as the covering follows their course, the effect resem bles the busy tail of a fox. only the nest is more beautiful than the "brush" of the finest fox that ever roamed over country. The building of this downy nest Is the latest earthly labor of tbe mother butterfly, for by the time it is com pleted her own delicate Itody Is denud ed of its natural covering, nnd there is nothing left for her to do but die, a sacrifice which she promptly and heroically makes In the Interest of the coming butterfly generation. Odd Kanaea. The most suggestive and Inviting name I saw wus that of a druggist In North Dakota. It was U. It. Wel come, his first name being Urias. Across the street was another man with a funny name. He bore the euphonious cognomen John Stone pounder. In the next town I found a man who was so fat that tbe name of Abraham Cruuijiacker seemed espe cially fitting. But there was a woman In the town who went him one better. Her name was Emily Frcshbread. In the next town I got so Interested in queer names that I soon heard of a speedy Individual called Sarah Deer hoof. In that same town there is a man named Henry Book struck. Ever after that 1 was on tbe lookout. On tho train I met David Newsalt and Millie Newlove. The man with the most warlike name I ran against was Abra ham Saltjieter. In one town I found a man who bad a very poetic name. It was Seabright Sunblooui. But the last name I struck finished me. It seemed like a direct command to cease my sacrilegious monkeying with peo ple's names. I took it as a warning and quit A. (julcktinish. And what do you suppose bis partner's name was? It was W. K. Gofortu. St. Paul Dispatch, An latelliceat Cnur, No play may be publicly performed in England until it has leen passed upon and agreed to by the stage cen sor. A certificate must be secured from the lord cbamlierlain. Tbe lord chamberlain himself does not, of course, read all the plays submitted to him. but the work Is passed on to the examiner of plays, who is not always a man of education or discretion and who In many cases has been susiected . of letting things pass because man- i agers have made it profitable to him to close bis eyes to supposed faults. Tbe story is told of one of these ex aminers who was moved to strike out "drunk as a lord" In one of the plays ' submitted to him. There used to be ' an old rule that the word "heaven" should be substituted in stage lines wherever the name of any of the per sons of the Trinity came up. So this clever examiner changed the line to read "as drunk as a heaven." The penalty for disotieying tbe ex aminer Is a fine of $-0. which may l levied on any erson connected with the forbidden performance callboy as well as star. Rral Grrtlir... An exchange gives this story of a pompous iuciuUt of parliament who attcuded an agricultural show la !u! l.n. lie arrived late aud found li'm self on U.e outskirts of a bue crowd. Being anxious to obtain a good view f;r himself and a lady friend who ae comjianied him. and presuming that he was well known to the iqiectator.. he tapied a burly coal rter oa the shoulder and peremptorily demanded. "Make way there." "Garn, who are yon pushinT" was the unexjiected response. "Do you kuow who 1 am. sir?" cried the Indignant M. P. "I am a repre sentative of the people." "Yah." growled the porter, as he stood unmoved, "but we're the blooiuiu people themselves." Foolias the Ya.aestera. Mrs. Grimes How In the world An you get rid or all your stale bread? I Lave to throw lots of mine away. Mrs. Smarte There is no need Tor you to do that. Why not do as I do? I Just hide It away from tbe children. Mrs. Grimes Hide it away from the children? What then? i Mrs. Stuarte Then the children find It aud eat up every morsel of it Bos ton Transcript. Pennsylvania Republicans Lining Up For the National Campaign. NO TIME FOR INSURGENTS. Katses of the Voters Not Seedy to Be As sociated With the Democracy on the Eve of a Great Presidential Battle. (Special Correspondence.) Harrisburg. Nov. 28. During the last week there have been a number of prominent Republicans here from dif ferent sections of the state on both of ficial and private business, and an op portunity has been afforded for sound ing them as to the sentiment in the Republican party in their respective localities. The opinion was unanimous that the stalwarts are everywhere in a happy frame of mind as the result of the late election, and that the party organization was never in a more healthy condition to begin a presiden tial campaign. The success of so many county tickets where the outcome of tbe last election had been regarded as doubtful, was most gratifying, and now the closing up of the lines for the next year's fight with the Democracy Indi cates a better feeling among Republi cans throughout the commonwealth. The complete route of the Democrats and their insurgent allies at the elec tion fairly dazed the leaders of the bolting Republican contingent They have been trying ever since to reform their lines and to get themselves to gether. They have found that while a few disgruntled and disappointed ex officeholders, who still have aspira tions In tne same direction, are getting toeether In Philadelphia under the Flinn-Martin leadership, with Wana niaker money bags behind them, they are woefully lacking In followers. Re publicans of the rank and file want to stand by the party organization with a presidential campaign coming on. and they have no idea of joining an insur gent outfit which must co-operate with the Democracy If they hope to make any snowing at the polls whatever. The Republicans of the interior counties realize that the only road to prefer ment Is through their organization, and they look over the long 11- of dis tinguished party leaders and see that they all found success through loyalty to their party organization. ROOSEVELT A STALWART. A most conspicuous case in recent years is that of Theodore Roosevelt, who. while undoubtedly a sincere re former, ww quick to realize that ) could accomplish most good throuf the medium of the Republican organ ization to which he owed allegiance. While sorn'S of the notoriety seekingre formers. who have never accompilshel anything practical, are still maligning Senator Piatt in the Empire state, Roosevelt lias, with Piatt's aid. brought about many reforms in the govern ment of New York state. He has found that Piatt is not half as bad as tbe pro fessional reformers would have the people believe and that his services can frequently be utilized to the ad vantage of the citizens of his native Plate. Tbe men who are waging war upon Colonel Quay in this state are also, through the Wanamaker newspapers of Philadelphia, attacking Senator Piatt of New York and Senator Hanna of Ohio, and they find nothing good to commend in the administration of President McKinley. Editorial as saults upon the McKinley administra tion are becoming quite as' conspicuous and as frequent as attacks upon col onel Quay, and Senators Piatt and Hanna are roasted almost every day. How these men can expect Republicans to follow their selfish and insurgent leadership, when the welfare of the Republican party in the country de mands that there shall be a harmoni ous organization to start the b&itles of next year, is a -uy-iciy to practical minds. Because Piatt and Hanna appreciate the strength of Quay and his ability to help the Republican national campaign next year, they are made the subjects cf bitter personal abuse in Wanamaker newspapers. QUAY'S STRENGTH AT WASHING TON. A special dispatch from Washington reviewing the situation as to the pro posed seating or Colonel Quay by the United States senate, says: "Colonel M. S. Quay will undoubted ly be seated by the United States sen ate. It will only require a majority vote to accomplish this result, but it can be positively stated that two-thirds of the total membership of the senate will be recorded in his favor. In other words, out of the 86 senators Colonel Quay will be supported by about 60. The names of all the senators who will vote to seat the distinguished Pennsyl vanian are in the possession of Sena tor Quay's intimate friends here. b-n they will not be made public at pres ent for the reason that quite a number of the pledges of support have been given in confidence. "One factor that has materially con tributed to the large vote which Colonel Quay will receive has been the meth ods emploved by the insurgent leaders in Pennsylvania to accomplish his de feat. A distinguished Democratic sen ator from the south, who is a close stu dent of state politics, said tonight that he had but recently made up his mind to vote in favor of Quay. WILL VOTE FOR QUAY. " 1 have always voted against seat ing gubernatorial appointees when the legislature has failed to ele-t,' said the senator, "but I have decided to do oth erwise in the Pennsylvania case. My vote this time shall be cast to rebuke the money power in politics. I see by the newspapers that a crowd of dis gruntled politicians, most of whom have fattened at the public crib for years and have thereby accumulated fortunes, are perfecting an organiza tion in Philadelphia having for its pur pose the dsfi-at of Senator Quay in the next legislature. It has been publish ed and not denied that, aided by a cer tain very wealthy merchant p-ince who has ror many years nurr.ed itenatorial ambitions, they propose to raise a vast sum of money, estimated at not less than half a million dollars, with which to conduct their campaign against a man who has admittedly done more for the state or Pennsylvania than any senator who has ever represented the Kevstone commonwealth. " 'Such an enormous amount of money for a purely political purpose can be nothing more or less than a cor ruption fund, and I believe that the men who inspired this fund deserve to be rebuked. I shall vote to give Penn sylvania its full representation, and I am stifiel from my convorsiflous with other senators that tbe methods and characters of Quay's opponents will be an important determining feature with many of my Democratic colleagues in deciding how they shall vote on the floor of the senate, and I shall frankly say to my associates and the whole country that I am voting for Senator Quay in preference to Mr. Wanamaker. "The senator who gave utterance to these sentiments is one of the best known public men In the country, and his views are largely representative of the feeling on both sides of the cham ber. In fact, it is freely predicted by Senator Quay's friends here that if the Insurgents carry out their threat of sending a committee to Washington to protest against seating him they will only succeed In Intensifying the senti ment for him and solidifying his sup port. The appearance of snch a com mittee here, they say. will give his champions In the senate a chance t expose the reform pretenses of thi Martin-Flinn brand of politicians, and will thus aid the nator'a cause." STONE STANDS BY DEWEY. An incident of the week was the emphatic manner in which Governor Stone expressed himself In condemna tion of the attempts of some of the yel low journals of the country to create a sentiment against Admiral Dewey oa account of his having transferred the house with which he was presented. If there is one striking characteristic In he makeup of Pennsylvania' stal wart and big hearted governor Jt is hit love of his heme life. He is devoted to his. wife i-nd childrea and Is never more pleased than when he Is sur rounded by members of his family. He is not given to running around to so cial functions, and he avoids occasions of this character, except where he feels It his absolute duty as the representa tive of the state government to be asked his opinion of the at tacks upon Admiral Lewey Governor Stone said: "I am disappolrte with the criticism on Admiral De . for deeding the house and lot given to him to his wife. I do not think the people understand or appreciate the motive which led him to make this deed. I believe that the Admiral was entirely right in giving the property to his wife, and I believe that instead of condemning him he should be sustained and approved. "I believe that the wife oueht to own the home where the family live and that husbands and fathers ought to be encouraged in deeding the homestead to the wife. She is naturally the queen of tbe home and should have title to the possession. "The unpatriotic act which some see in tbe admiral's deed to his wife has no foundation. A man is none the less a patriot and lover of his country be cause he makes the home where his wife and children live secure in the wife against his business enterprises and too frequent improvident specula tions. "I believe that the convention of mothers recently assembled In Lancas ter missed their opportunity for bene fiting women by not passing a resolu tion commending the admiral for his act and thereby encourage men who are fortunate enough to have wives and homes to put the title In the wife and make It secure against possible un fortunate business enterprises and speculations. "I do not mean by that that a man should be encouraged in putting his propertyln his wife's name, but where he has a home that be owns his first duly is to his wife and children, and the title to that, at least, should be and remain in the wife. Dewey has set an example which it would be well for husbands and fathers to follow." BROOM CORN SEED. Tradition Sars Frant.Ha IMaated Ike First One In This lonnlrf. Every housewife Is supposed to know how to handle a broom, but It is safe to say that not one in teu has any clear idea of what her sweeping utensil Is made of or how it is made or where the material came from. Brooms are made from the heads or brushes of the broom corn, a first cousin to our common field corn. And In this con nection U told a very pleasaut little fairy story concerning Benjamin Franklin. "Poor Richard." by tbe way. seems to have been about the biggest Jack of all trades tliat ever bcled the United States to become the richest and most powerful untion of the world. If this story is true, he Is the patron sahit of the housewife and the broom ma kvr. as well as a kite flier, lightning catcher, printer, pub lisher, editor, author, philosopher, statesman aud other things "too nu merous to mention." Broom corn first grew In India. From there It was carried to Europe. The story goes that Dr. Franklin was ex amining a whisk broom that had been brought over from England In the days before ne bad auy broom corn of our own. He found a single seed on tbe broom, picked It off. planted it and raised a st.ilk of corn from which is descended, so to seak. all of the broom corn of tbe United States. However this may be. broom corn grows much like its first cousin, our maize, which originated here. The bead Is larger, however, and the seeds grow on the head Instead of in ears. The heads are cut off. leaving about six iucbes cf stalk, and the seeds are scraped off by a machine, which does a clean Job aud does not injure the pan icles. The seeds are valuable in a way. They are fed to horses and poul try fnd ground Into meal for cattle. In the making of the brooms, the corn Is put around a handle of bnsswood or soft maple turned lu a lathe. Each layer Is wound tight with twine or wire until the desired size is attained. The broom is then pressed out flat and sewed to keep It in that shape. Whisk brooms are made in the same way. Buffalo Express. AN EFFECT OF LIGHTNING. Damaged a Pair of Erea Thai Were Large aad Bright. Through the brotherhood of affliction that comes from wearing glasses In one of their various forms a popular official of the Rapid Transit company told in conversation the other day of a curious reason why be wore prescrip tion helps to eyesight. "It was because I Was struck by lightning." be said. "It was when I was in my teens. I sat between an open window and an open door and there was a flash. The last 1 can reincuilier Is a sense of having art envelope of light around me. 1 was picked np Insensible ami those wbo first saw me say that smoke Issued from my mouth and nose. All thought I was dead, but I slowly recovered and soon seemed to be as well as before the heavenly visitation. "The serious effects of the shock, however, develoiied in my eyes. Their largeuess and brilliancy bad been often commended on by my friends, but these more or loss desirable features had been destroyed by the electric fluid. The pupils and the Irises con tracted aud 1 found a great difficulty in my vision. An expert oculist exam ined the eyes and pive some scientific name to the ditliculty. That's nuothcr story. I only know that I can see and am glad to be alive. "One effect remains, however, that Is rather curious. Most people who have been struck by lightning are funrfcil of being struck again. Not so with me. I'm uot nervous even iu the height of an electrical storm, but I confess I'm not anxious to sit in a room at such a time where there are two openings Into the disturbance. That would be Invit ing destruction." Brooklyn Eagle. Fair Bara-aln. "Every man should learn to say no.' " she said, for she was a 6trong minded young woman and had well de fined views on the temperance ques tion. "Many a yung man has been ruined because of bis Inability to say W " "And every .woman." he returned, "should learn to say yes.' Many a young man of excellent promise has been brought to that condition of mind where he Is disinclined to say no' ow ing to the disinclination of some girl to say 'yes.' I.et us. therefore, en deavor to correct our own faults. Be fore asking us lo say 'no you should learn to say yes.' " After a few fiinutes given to the con fderation of the question she confess d her ability to say "yes." It Is Just as well lo bang on to a young man who Is smart enough to make such fal lacious argument sound plausible. Chicago Post Paved With llaaiaa Skwlla. At Gwandn. in Africa, which con l.ins between 10.000 and 15.000 Inhab itants, the town, which Is oval In shape, is surrounded by a palisade of tree poles, the Ion of everv nole liein? cm w mi I with a human skulL There ' are six gates, nnd the approach to each I gate Is laid with a pavement of human ) sKiius. me tops being the only parts thai show alove ground. More than 2.CXX) skulls are used In the pavciueut leading up to each gate. The pave ment Is of snowy whiteness and pol Islutl to the smoothness of Ivory by the daily (Missflge of hundreds of-naked feet -Cincinnati Commercial Trib une, Sever. Did you ever look over a book on lm- pan ailineuts that you could not make one :. tiietu at least fit your case, even though yon thought you were quite well when you began readl g? Phila delphia Time Don't be fooled twice ln t, .a:e Atchison Globe. THE FIXAL StfASH UP MANY PREDICTIONS CONCERNING THE END OF THE WORLD. Theaa Prapbe-lea Have startled Inhabitant, of Thla Old Earth from Far B-eU a. th Vear 1HW-Th. Fear ef CoMteta. In 1521 Jean Stofler. a German, plunged Europe Into terror by predict ing a universal deluge In 1524 "owing to the conjunction of several planets In a watery sign"-tbe watery signs are Cancer. Scorpio and Pisces. At his ominous, words thousands fled to the mountains, and others took ru&e ln boats. AwIuoL a doctor of law and canon of Toulouse, even built a sort of ark on four pillars as a haven of refuge. There was no need of such excitement No flood tame. On the coutrary. (tie season was even cnlmer and drier than usuaL Stofler had. lu deed. made a serious blunder and one for which many of his fellow astrol ogers. Including Cardan, never par doned him. Stofler. however. Is only one In a long list of prophets whose predictions in regard to the end of the world have proved utterly false. As far back as the year 1000 many communities iu Europe were driven half distracted by rumors that tbe day of Judgment was close at hand, and again. In lliai whole Cities were paralyzed with fright for the same reason. Now and again cur ing the latter part of the middle ages the same extraordinary phenomenon was witnessed, though In a lesser de gree, aud ever since the modern re vival of occultism there have not been wanting erratic prophets of the Jean Stofler type. Years ago a Mr. Baxter created a sensation In England by bis prediction that the world would certaiuly come to an end In 1SS". Thousands believed in him. aud great was their surprise when they discovered that he was mis taken. Yet such Is the credulity of human nature that their faith in him remained unshaken, and, no matter what year he selected as the flual one of the world's existence, they accepted his prediction as gospel truth. F.iuu!ly bold, though doubtless not as pouuhtr as Baxter, is the Abbe Du pin. cure of the village of Dion, in France, and author of a book with the following extraordinary title: "The grand coup or universal cataclysm will ravage the world between the l'Jth and 21st of September. IStHi, according to the Scriptures. The prophecies of the Old and New Testaments compare with those of the fathers and with the secrets of La Salette. in which Is foretold the great war which will de stroy nine-tenths of the human race, the coming of antichrist and bis reign, after which the church will triumph over her enemies ami the reign of Christ begin on earth." Tbe author fixed September, lSW. as the time when the great "coup," as he call ed It would take place, but be added that If it did not take place then It would certaiuly occur before the close of ism The tipiH-arance of comets has fre quently given rise to similar predic tions. This was the case when the fa mous comet of 1US0 appeared. Whis- ton ascribed the deluge to Its former appearance, aud such an excitement did It cause among all classes of the people that Bayle wrote a treatise to prove the absurdity of belief founded on these portents. Mme. de Levigne. writing at the same time, said: - "We have a comet of enormous size. Its tail Is tbe most beautiful object conceivable Every person of note Is alarmed and believes that benven. in terested in their fate, sends them a warulug in this comet They say that the courtiers of Cardinal Mazarln. who Is despaired of by his physicians, be lieve this prodigy is In honor -of bis passing away and tell him of tbe ter ror witb which It has Inspired them He had tbe sense to laugh at them and to reply facetiously that the comet did him too much honor." M. Camille Plammarion. tbe distin guished French astrouomer, says on the same subject: "In this century predic tions concerning the end of th world have several lime been associated with comets. It was announced that the comet of Blela. for example, would Intersect the world's orbit on Oct. 20, 1SC2. which did as predicted. There was great excitement Once more the end of things was declared at band. Humanity wns threatened. What wa going to happen? The orbit tba is to say. the path of the eartb-had been confounded with tbe earth itself. The bitter was not to reach thai pont of its orbit traversed by the comet until Nov. 30. more than a mouth after tbe comet's passage, and tbe latter was at no time to be within 20X,000 leagues of us. Once more we got off with a good fright" In his enteriaiuing book. "La Fin du Monde," M. Flammarion gives a graph ic, t.os..lrt.lsn t a 1 1 1 . 1 I . j w-.-niijiuwu v. i-mi3iou iieiween tbe earth and a comet which Is to take place some time In the twenty fifth century. "These two heavenly bodies, the earth and the comet," he writes. "will meet like two trains rusliin; headlong npon each other with resist less momentum, as If impelled to mu tual destruction by an insatiable rage. But in tbe present Instance tbe veloci ty of shock will be SU5 limes greater than that of two express trains having eacb a speed of 100 kilometers per Hour. .New lork Herald. radlapated. First Lawyer-You are a cheat and a windier. Second Lawyer You ore a liar and a blackguard. Tbe Court (softlyi Come, gentlemen let's gel down to the disputed pjlnts of I he case.-Philadelphia North Ameri can. The Uaeeaaeera. The orginal "boucaniers" were wild and picturesque gang. To the waist they were generally clothed in & sunburned and weather beaten skin, and they wore pantaloons of a coarse linen, dyed and stiffened with the blood of bulls and pigs and held up by a belt of rawhide, stuck full of deadly knives. Their apparel terminated with pigskin boots and no stockings, and they ear ned a long barreled firelock, loaded with ounce balls of lead. They were animated with a common hatred of the Spaniard, which in their eyes Justified apy attack upon bis per son or property, aad by a wild sort of attachment to each other in their peril ous lives, which led to their being known as the "Brethren of the Coast" When the Spaniards drove them Into the career of marauders upon the sea. the word buccaneer took a new meaning, though they were also known as freebooters. This was a mongrel English word, "buiten" being Dutch and "bneten" German for plunder. Of this word the French made "fribns ter," with the silent and then soften ed It to "filibuster." which the Span iards modified Into fillbustero. So we finally got the word back, with a new meaning and a special application as "fi!ibuster."-Tbe West Indies," by Amos Kidder Fiske. Ranch oa the Mlalater. Sir William Long tells a story of aa old Scotch lady who could not abide long sermons. She was hobbling out of the kirk one Sunday when a coach man, wbo was waiting for his people, asked her. 'is the minister dune wi his sermon?" "He was dune lang syne," said the old lady Impatiently, "but we wauna topr The Featal Daar. "How happy the Dabnoy -Joneses look this eveulng. It must be their wedding anniversary." "No: they've got their old cook back," Detroit Free Press. A Cheae Gealaa. When Lasker. previous to the 1W chess International tournament visited Manchester he was opposed In a simul taneous performance by an nnlniowp player. wh- had obtained permission from the club -cretary to take a board against the champion. The p ajer put np quite a fair game, but was finally mated. Then be Inquired of Laskcr to know wherein be bad erred In the con duct of the pb.y. "Well," said Lasker. "your rlay has been somewhat peculiar. 1 notice that you have cot once moved your kuK'bts." "No." replied the player, "the fact Is that I have not as yet quite mastered the move of the knights, so I thought It safer not to move them at all," The stranger had uucousciously con ceded bis famous adversary the odds of Iwo knights, not to mentlou the baudicap of bis cramped position. Brooklyn Eagle. The Beet Tweatr Booka. "The 20 lest boo: In the world." according to a consensus or replies re cently published In Ixnd.n Truth, are as rollows: The Bible. Shakeseare, Homer. "Paradise Lost," "Vanity Fair." Dante. "The Pilgrim's Prog ress." Gibbou's "Decline and Fall," "Ivanhoe," "Robinson Crusoe." Car Iyle's "French Revolution." "The Imi tation of Christ." Boswell's Johnson, "Pickwick." Tennyson. "The Arabian Nights." Virgil. Mollere. "David Cop perficld" aud "The Vlcnr of Wake field." in this selection the books are supposed to rank In tbe order named. line It Bad. "Why. I didn't know she bad the golf craze." "You didn't? Oh. It's a terrible case. Seems to have struck In. She sold her canaries awhile ago and wou't have anything but boUiliuks In tbe house now." Chicago Times-Herald. Dnnned With a Pnrpoee. Debtor Ihu'l be 60 anxious to col lect this bilL I'm not going to run away. Creditor But I am. Baltimore Jew ish Comment All tired out Once a day's work didn't use him no Now be comes home witb an aching back, aching head, aching limbs, feel ing tired, miserable, discouraged. It's the kidneys. The backache is kidney ache, tired kidneys They are not filtering the blood ae they should are leaving the uric acid and other poisons in the system The kidneys must be strengthened Well kidneys mxe a well man. Doan's Kidney Pills Make well kidneys they are not a new medicine not an experiment they've been tested and thousands en dorse their merit Here's a case of it : Mr. T. W. Otto, ol OJ4 Seventeenth street, furniture dealer, Altoona, Pa., says: "In U I rave a testimonial to Doan's Ridnry Fills, after havinr. sucmsfullv n.-J that remedy when all others had failed to rnre me. 1 have remained quite free from the kidney trouble of which they cured me three years ago. and I can asstronglv recom mend them uow as I did then, for 1 have not felt the need of kidney remedy since. A' ith me they proved as permanent as they were effective." Doan's Kidney Pills for sale by all Jealers. Price 50 cents. Mailed by Foster-Mdburn Co., Buffalo, N. V., sole agents for the United States. Remember the name, Doan's, and take no substitute. SOMERSET MARKET F.KPOKT COKKECTED WtCILY BT Cook & Beerits, Wednesday, Oct. 4,t3S9. !pei bo dn-d, ft vapor ted t Apple Bulitr.ner ruL 1 mn. per Batter. frwh kce per t (creamery, per t nrawii per a .enuntr him rwr a. J suirar cared ham, per k 'Islde. per 1....T7!. Bacon li.K,.rtt.lu- u, a. It) to Se Beans. J""" navy, per bus .Mm ...V Coffee. creen, per .. 16c l nil . 1 , ITT 1 m 1 1 rtjHAted, per S . .10 to l .'c M'umt.erlrtnd, per bbl 1 .01 to l.ai Portland, per bbl fcLjO to -4.0c Cornmeaf, per Ik 1 rT " 1 w w iv.w 1 1 . dos l Fish, lake herring. H b''- Per 0 K 70 in per 30 . n 11 1, j , wiiiic cjover.per a m jy. Ijtrd. wr S. Mme. perbul 10O MoWaae, N. O., per fal K Oniona, per rua i6to tW rouiots, per baa H6 rcnen, evaporaieo, per B H to Jilc Prune., per- . ioHe ...'?.! "'.i.r; 115 Salt, fairy, W boa sacks . 2ie " bu Si.H i uim k 1 u ill. inu K Cli, 9(js mapie,pr b U10e 1 mpru-d yellow, per t Sc white, A. per t... spsl.c rmnulated, per t &-&c Cnte or pulverized, per Sc per pi ..lie Sugar. 8ymp. Stoneware, gallon , J, TMlow, per B . t,, y. JO tc Urnotby.per bus l r0 Clover, per bus 4 7; Seeds. crl m Hon, per 1ms . 4.00 au-im, per dus g ,y) i -, per ona 7.50 -tiiiri, uerman, rx-r has i gn n-y . wniie oearairse, per baa. 1.3a Grain 1" "" 4lC corn shelled, per bus ti l, oat, per bas. ;-j f-S -Feed . J . , e, .... ft)c wheat, per ho.... ! Klo onto, per m NC corn and oe. Is chop, per liO tba V flour, roller process.per bbl ".s0 I " spring patent and fancy nlffh rr.Hu . -. , . . Floor. i 7 rt-i H lit I flour, lower t-rade per ln4l!i-l 40 wdduo, zssszi' itzzzzzzz -eSoC .85 CONDENSED TIME TABLES. Baltimore and Ohio Bailroad. Somerset and Cambria Branch. JohDStOWn Mall Vmrm D 1 . , , ' 1 1 :-. . .mwii 1. w ! "U5elwn 12:3.1, Hoov-i-vllle 12 -U, Johnstown I s 1 n n. Johnstown Accommodation. Roekwood 4 40 V?ir. IT 1 L "toyestown i SI, Hoov envlllcf:-, Johnstown 1. w Ifall.-JobnKtnwn M J a.m. Hrwif-tll a ai loTii owmerei Kockwood El??7JohnUwn 1 51 P- m- Hooverrrfllt wood 40 oomeraet fclj, Kock- Daily. JJ. B. MARTIN, (.eno.-l U.r..--. Faosenicer Trmfflc Manager. " pE-OfSYLVANIA RAILROAD. IN EFFECT NOV. 19, I8S9 OOITDMMSED 8CHDPI.T. Trm lnt,rriv. ..ii h. . . 1 ... Johnstown aa follows : wnrwiiD, Western Kxprexa. . 4:M . 6:0! . . . M0 . t- JO . fcSI . 4 . 5:41 . 1:36 Southwestern Exprn ,'ohnntoan Accommodatfc'ii" Johnstown AccouimodUoo racine r. I pm Way Paanener PttKburj Expreas... , p. m. Han.. Faat Line Johnstown Accommodation.. lARVliD tlantle Express . 4 47 . 6-40 . 8 .11 Biw aliore Express. a. m Aituotia Aceouimou atlon.. ay Kxpre-... -tain une Kxpresa. (U7 Altoona Accommooritirtr . io- hnstown AtminmwlMtinn in p. m Philadelphia Eiprv 1 75 P -h . 40 to .i lie -jte 10 to 12c IZ-14 to He at lum 10 SO THE WINDOW IN THE TENT. e..ii-i- r,r" , -I never r- '"a tbe iaow. the ,op to l,t in a little fresh air wh ,tbgo JU" -Id the oil aoldr "wUb- .i.tL-taiT f.r iiow we u-u - -iniinw In tbe Knts In tbe army . .,mm.m. An A tent, seven fe t M-sare at tbe bi.se and ronninj -..- n rldzcnol sev u rgt '"Tr d. made comforta- reel bw , ble enough quarters for four men If bleb yon could leave me teut i. t..nt to k-viug off the front of the bouse, but If It were col ...a tho wind blew on tbe 1 1 or front se It. f the tent ao tbat you bad to close It, why then you wanted ventuauou a where, aud you got It by making in. in tho hark of tbe tent. aouae- an TV.r -aa a seam, overlapped. run- nlng down the middle of tbe back .1.- . t r-,n fh rid ire Dole to the ground, and we used to cut tbe ttltchea along tbat seam, up near tue toy u. . . ...i .nrvad the side apart potting In a stick six or eight lncbea ' ...nl, luf. there long across tne miume, iuiuS a diamond shaped opening about a long, wnicb served the purpose foot ad mlrably. "The men's guns stood at tbat end . tnr Imtts restlnn on a piece -,.L-r Iicit the? barrels held In some sort of a holder secured to tbe tent pole. If tbe wind changed on rainv nlcht and came around to some bl low --inst the back of tbe t :it, the rain would come In on tbe gun aud on and ihen somebody would get up i shut the wludow that Is. take stick out and let tbe canvas come irpthor acaln there and then open us. and the to- the tent a little at the other end. at the front -Tula all used to seem kind strange, then somehow, though prao .... . , . i ticaiiy it was just won i wouiu ua ve done In the old bouse at home ana what I'd do here now." Chicago I Just Inter Ocean. CECIL RHODES' IDEA. His Reason Far Deellalaar at Driak In the Early Daa at Klmberley. In connection with the foundation of Cecil Rhodes' colossal wealth, there Is a story told by an old fellow miner. himself lately a colonial minister of finance, which illustrates at least one tratt In the character of tbe great South African financier and politician. During the early days of the Kim- berley diggings It was the custom when a miner found a particularly fine gem to Invite those about him to the ccremouy of "wetting the stone L e. drinking champagne at the finder espouse, witb the Idea that It would bring good luck In the discovery of another treasure. In the adjoining claim to that first taken np by Mr Rhodes. In the very center of the crater bolditfg the precious blue dirt, this In vitatiou had upon a certain occasion pone forth, and the men were goin their way up to the hotel when It wa noticed that Rhode stood aloof. "Hello! Come on Rhodes!" shouted the lucky finder of the gem. "Arcn" you comiug up to wet the stone' for good luck?" To which, however, Cecil Rhodes only shook bis bead. "I say. come on. there's a good fel low." persisted his neighbor. "What are you going to do?" asked Rhodes, looking up. "V -t the stone with champagne, of course." "Well." replied the future magnate decisively, "I did not come out here to drink champagne, but to make money, and then went on witb his work. That Mr. Rhodes has succeeded In that purpose, probably beyond all flights of his imagination. Is now a matter of history. New York Sun, B. vr.Meted. There came to a young doctor aa un commonly unclean Infant, borne In the arms of a mother whose face showed tbe same abhorrence of sonp. Lookluc down upon tbe child for a moment, the doctor solemnly said: "It seems to be suffering from 'hydro pathic hydrophobia.' " "Oh. doctor. Is It as bad as that?" cried the mother. "That's a big sick ness for such a mite. Whatever shall I do for the child?" "Wash Its face, madam,' replied the doctor. "Tbe disease will go off with the dirt." "Wash Its face wash its faee. In deed.'" exclaimed tbe mother, losing her temper. "What next, I'd like to know!" "Wash your own. madam wash your own. was the rejoinder. Buffalo En qulrer. Mane. Paul's Sahatltate. To some persons a poor singer maj be better than no singer at all, but the least musical person cannot fail to per ceive the Irony of the situation de scribed below: Once when traveling In tbe north of Ireland, an Englishman of letters chanced npon a small town which, to his surprise, he found extensively filled witb announcements of a concert at which Mme. Pattl was to aptMar. The price of admission to the back of the hall being the extremely moderate one of threepence, he hastened to se cure a seat After a long interval of waiting, the manager stepped forward. remarking: "Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to say that Mme. Tatti Is unable to ap pear tonight. In order, however, to save you from disappointment, I have arranged that Miss Arabella Jones of our town of Ballyslackguthery shall favor you with a song." Youth's Com panion. Xamina- Ch 11 4 re a In Japan. The custom In naminz childrpn ln Japan lj for the parents on the thir teenth day after Its birth to take the cmM to the temple thev attend. al tbe father gives three names to th priest, who writes each on a piece of paper. These are then shuffled about with certain Incantations sI thrown up ln the air. The first that falls is the one chosen. This U then written by the priest on a consecrated piece of pa per and given to the child's parents to preserve. The child then receives cer tain gifts, two of which are Important If a boy, two fans aue presented; If a girl, a pot of pomade, aud in each case a packet of flax thread la added, which signifies good wishes and a long life. Shattered. Bertha Mamma, you have shatter ed the fond hopes that had warmed my breast. Mamma-What in the world are you talking about, child? Bertha You insisted that I should ask Mr. Swectser what his Intentiorj are, and he said that he called ln or der to see If he could get you to sub scribe to a new work he la canvassing for. And I thoucht he wanted me. ry me! Why could I not have been al- owea to enjoy the fond Hin-i t... a little whll Ion - -vnuu xran- Icrlpt. Fwrtaae la Faee. "My face la in v fnrtur - r 1.1ICM Hi young girl cxultingly. I inie laughed behind his beard. "I'll make her InnV liL 30. . vcuu; HQ muttered to himsetf. Considering mmlta wvuiu im agine Time waa eh left- k.,o. , J wuaj IIUUU1K complexions. Detroit Journal. It Dlaat Fill tha Bill. "Here's a Doem on 'n.i- r.n Bread.'" . "Can't use It What wnt dally bread la butter "Atint. re stitution. " . Aa a Doornail. Sunday School Teacher Tn condition waa the patriarch Job at the! end of his life? : The Quiet Boy-Dead. alrS-AHv Kin.' per. m333333333333333333ii2N 8J-o i - nL. giMiyuers niarmacv,-. m m m m m m m m m m It resulrea a good selected stock and a neatlj arrant Pure Drags fresh aad good condition. In the iray of of m 77? m m m m m m m m m m m of of Druggist, m o' IC- Louthers Drug Main Street, Somerset, Pa, riiis Hcctel Dnig Store is Rapidly B.c:ri:gat. Favorite mth People in Seaici cf FBESH . AID . PURE . MM .m. f ST MS i7 J Lotitlier's Prsscriptionsi Family Eecei:! IUT CAB.- BOSS TAXKX TO U8B ONLY FBESH 5B rTBI AKncLBV SPECTACLES, EYE-GLASSES ind a Fall Line of Optical Good3 always on Land. Frca large assortment all can be suited. TBE FIEEST BBASDS OF CIGAES YlwajB on hand. It is always a pleasure to display oa to intending purchasers, whether tey bur from us or elsewhere. J. 1.1. LOUTHER M. D. VIAffl STREET - - SOMERSET.?; Somerset Lumber Yal ELIAS CTJNlSrilSrGHAlL MAirtrTACmj-BB AITS DBASB AJTB WHO!-.- AMD RETAIL! Of Ltimber and Building Materials. Hard and Soft Wood Oak, Foplar, Sidings. Picket, JNiUj Walnut, Yellow Pine, FIMrlnc, Sash. UuB- Cherry, Shin tie. Doors. Baluster. fhevUrr.! IU, White Pine Blinds, Newel Post, Kit A c-neral line of all rraden of Lumber and Building Blerial and Roof.nr S'Xt If took. Alao, can fornlah aajrU linf ln the line of oar business to onli-r with nut ble promptneaa, sachs ( racket, wld-alsed.w rk.tr. Elias Cunningham, Office ltd Yard Opposite S. ft C E. R. Station, NEARLY Fifty-eight Years Old! ; -. yrs rone'l ty ato ice i JIV' VVafi it family passed to thfir rew.nl. j II vS'jaqsv 'mirers are lojal -mi tr.i IV s 'CVSaW with faith to its tcarbitig. t.d " tzX I 4 j'v th lri,br,r,,"ion hkh " brirp ackfjowledfted the country over as the Uading- National Family NewPIf- ruJCogDlzingr its value to thoe who desire all the newa of the State acu pnbliahem of The Som V Rs ICT I T V It A I 11 I r ra fa aasit hi till PflpPr into an alliance with "The Xew-York Tribune" which enables tliem toto-"8 papra at the trifling- ooxl of 00 per year. Every farmer and everv villus n tn Kimir r hi familv. -i 10 munity la which he lives a cordial support of hia local new paper, as ' "V aUntly and untiringly Tor hia Interests in every way. brines to his to new and happening of hia neighborhood, the doings of bis frien.K tb and proopeoU lor different eror-i. the price in home maik.t. and. weraiy visitor wbicb should be fcond In every wide-awake, pn-.r1" Just think of it! Both of these uwri 6ir onl l- 00 a vear. Send all orders to THE HERALD. so-C-SCT. -. IT WILL PAT Y0T7 TO BUT TOCB Memorial Work WM. F. SHAFFER, SOMERSET, PrsHTA. atanolaeturer of and Dealer la E-ftero Work rarnUbl on Bbort Ifotl'a 8101! A1B ..Aim Ml Alao, Ajentfor tha WHITE BRONZE ! Ferton In hmmi Ar - a n- rnofi tut iw I in.n. e, ate tbe t-iinKw,,, i VhHo Brio, Or r urs Zlno Monti mart. piorlurrd by Rt W a V , room to do a brisk business. WE HAVE BOTH OF THEM. t Prescription we are sure to LaTe it Ton are always sure of getting ttej Optical Goods Trusaea Fitted. 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