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Scitntinc JJmtricaa. iuua of any weii'M "l"r, Ji fel)NNCo'K8wTcrk First Naiional M Of mmmmmmi '3 . itl beautv MmcUo a- A THANKSGIVING SURPRISE. BY SCSAX OOOLIDGE. It was the nlgbt before Thanksgiv ing, and Alexander Williams was put ting the last touches to bis sermon. It was rather an important occasion w ith him, for he had been but a few months ordained, and this was the first time that be had bten cal ed on to prepare a discourse for the great New England festival. During the preceding week of study, his ftling as to Tbaoksgiving Day and its observance had deepened and strengthened. Looking back to the foundation of the practice, he was struck anew with the solemn beauty of its idea. How scant were the privi leges, how imminent the delh'eranccs on w hich our forefathers founded their first giving of thanks. How immerjse tLe national growth has been; what material prosperity, what development of resources, what success and tri umphs had been granted since then to the American people. What thanks could be adequate to such mighly m r cies! "Let the people praise thee, O Lord. Yea, lot all the people praise Thee!" was the text he had chosen, and the spirit of the words filled his soul as he carefully wrote the date at the bot tom of the last unsullied page of his manuscript. Then he rose and went to the win dow. The sun was setting, and the early dusk of autumn was drawing on. Already the stars were stealing out in the clear, windless sky. Lights twink led up aud down the street. From across the little wooded valley in which the small milltown was built, stood a large mansion more brilliantly lighted, than the rest. It was the house of Squire Eldridge, for long years deacon in the church to which Mr. Williams had just I ten called, and it was there that on the morrow he was to eat his Thanks giving dinner. It was a week since he came to Black water Gap, and as all his flock had call ed on him with a rush, after the cordial custom of country parishes, he bad but a confused idea as yet as to who was who. There was a Mrs. Eldridge; yes, he was sure of it, when he came to think; he remembered her quite well; a brisk little lady with a pleasant, motherly manner. Daughters? He thought so, but for the life of him be could not disentangle them from the many other girls, daughters of other people to whom he had been presented. Then there was that niece from the city, of whom Mrs. Odell, wife of the other deacon, bad spoken. He did not like the idea of her at all! -"A frivolous, fashionable girl is quite out of place at a simple, hearty, cordial festival like a country Thanksgiving," he reflected. "She will be a false note, like a bar of dance music in the mid dle of a figure note. I wish she were not to be there." Alex. Williams, the son of a Scotch farmer living on the Canadian border of Maine, educated at the Bangor Sem inary, and w ith just six months' expe rience in the ministry, had been very little in cities, and knew almost noth ing of the ways and ideas of the dwell ers therein. His opinions about them he had received at second band from bis quiet, unworldly mother and thrifty father, who opined that cities were hot beds for all that was evil, and that the fruits of the spirit grew on rural boughs exclusively. Keen-witted, tender-hearted, with really brilliant powers, Alex. was etill very young, very uninformed in certain ways; narrow-minded from lack of opportunity, and prejudiced by virtue of his environment The city girl, whom his imagination had con structed, was a flimsy, unreal creature, given up to amusing herself, whose mind ran to waste while she devoted her time to novels and candy, and spent her nights at theaters and balls. AH city young ladies were like this, be believed, while, per contra, all country girls were just the other way, simple, religious, duty-loving, free from vanity and affectation, and content to serve God in their day and generation, with out the diseased craving for amuse ment, which was one of the evil signs of the times. He glanced at the Squire's pew next day while the organist was playing the prelude to the first hymn, to verify his conjectures. Yes one, two, three no less than four girls were sitting between Mrs. Eldridge at the top and the Squire at the door, all pretty, or prettylsh, and all very gay and dressy as to attire. Birds' wings of every list nodded over brown bangs and yellow bangs; there was a flutter of lace and ribbons, and a resolute air of style. But stay three of them were like this; the fourth, seat ed next to her mother, at the top of the pew, seemed different. She wore a garment of dark cloth, fur-trimmed, and a large black bat, and there was something in the aspect of her calm, bright face which str.ick him as unlike her sisters, and quite delightful. "There is one whom the city cousin has not corrupted," he thought, and he picked out the most gorgeous of the other three as the obnoxious relative in question and proceeded to disapprove of her with ail hi might All the time he preached his eyes went by ir resistible attraction to meet the full at tentive gaze of the quitt listener In the black bat, What a good "hearer" she was. The other girls showed symp toms of wandering attention. They glanced about, they whispered to each other now and then but she never did. Gradually he found himself address ing her, as though she was his sole au dience, and when at one earnest sen tence the gray eyes beamed and a sud den color flashed into the cheeky the young minister felt a thrill of triumph. He bad achieved a success his audi ence was with him. It was! When a man has put his real heart and soul into words, other hearts and sou's are apt to kindle with the contagious fire. What the speaker realizes in his own belief is realized by bis people, and hearts blunted to the customary appeal glow with unwonted fervor. "It doe beat all," remarked Mrs, Eldridge to her husband as they walk ed home, "that such a young man can know so n uch. I feel as waked-up as If I h d never heard of our mercies be- JUL -OX SOMERSET, PA., fore; yet I'm sure old Mr. I wan was al ways telling us about them." "He's got a good head -piece of his own," remarked the Squire. "Don't you think so, Milly?" "I should say his heart-piece was quite good," replied the young lady of the black hat "It was capital, the beet Thanksgiving sermon I ever heard." "It was pretty long, though," re marked another of the sisters. "I turn ed my bead now and then to look at the clock, and he preached exactly for ty minutes. Now, I think that is too much. Twenty minutes is enough for any sermon." "I never once thought of the clock." said Mrs. Eldridge; "I was too inter ested. Now, girls, we shall all have to hurry if we're to be ready for dinner. Half past five, your Pa told the minis ter, and it's most two now. Which of you will help me and trim the table up a little, while I get my things off? Marcla has it all set, of course, hut she is no band for decorating, and neither am I, for that matter. In my young days, folks were satisfied if they had enough to eat, aud it was good; but now they expect things to look pretty beside." "I can't, Mother, because I've got lo alter the sleeves of my dress; Miss Tim mons has sent it home all wrong." "That's too bad, Ellen; you, then, Dora." "I would, but I've got the least bit of a headache, and if I don't go and lie down, I shall look like a fright this evening." "I'll do it," said Milly. "There's plenty of time, aud I've nothing else to do. May I pick some chrysanthe mums ?" "Why, of course; all there are, If you want them. There's a dish of white grapes iu the pantry, and some oranges aud red apples. I told Marcla to shine them up till you could see your face in them. Ask her for anything you want, Milly. It is very good of you to see to it." "O, I like to fuss over tables and make them pretty. Just leave it all to me; I think I know what you want Do go and lie down, Dora;" you look pale." So Dora went to lie down, and the others to read and gossip aud make a leisurely toilet, leaving Milly to attend to the table. Ouly three of the girls were iu the room when Mr. Williams arrived, one of them, the dressy niece, whose looks he had sc disapproved of in the morn ing. She was dressier than ever, and her cousins seemed to have caught the contagion of her finery, for they were all bedecked in the same style, an exag geration of theexistiug fashions. Their bangs were of the wildest, the loops and twists of their intricately dressed hair bristled with shell and gilded pins. The puffs on their sleeves rose, as it seemed to Mr. Williams, to the levels of their ears. The heels of their slippers were an inch high; the toes glittered with beads; bows that did not lie, but tons that did not fasten, predominated in their costumes, the bangles about their wrists clicked like miniature cas tanets as they moved. Their talk was like their dress noisy, artificial. Thanksgiving was such a horrid day. Did not Mr. Williams think so? Or, perhaps it was only so in the country, where there was nothing going on; the city was different, of course. Ob, didn't he adore the city ! Mr. Williams grave ly dissented, and again he thought of the pernicious influence of one bad ex ample. "Where is Milly?" demanded the Squire, suddenly. "She was a little belated," explained Sophy. "She didn't go up to dress quite soon enough. She'll be down in a minute." "She was keeping everybody till the last moment, as usual," added Mrs. El dridge. "I never saw such a girl." Alexander Williams listened to these observa'ions with interest. "Milly," then, 'as the name of his intelligent listener in the simple attire. How dif ferent she was from the rest of her sis ters. Presently she came in, dressed, as it seemed to bis ud practiced eyes, with the most perfect simplicity, but just right In reality, the gown of pale he liotrope crepe, an emanation from one of the famous modistes of the day, to gether with the single jewel which List ened it at the throat, had cost more than all the three gayer gowns put to gether. But what do men kuaw of such things? "Here's my good girl who has been lending a hand to everybody," said the Squire, putting his arm about her, fond ly. "Milly, here is Mr. Williams, and you can tell him how much you liked his sermon this morning." "Indeed I did," said Milly, putting out a cordial little band. Her smile, and the frank look in her eyes delight ed Alexander. He bad never seen such eyes in a girl's bead before, so honest, so sweet and intelligent, with such long black lashes to shade their gray. "One unspoiled," he said to himself as he gave his arm to escort Mrs. Eld ridge to the dining-room. "What kindly influence has kept her so in the midst of such a family? Oh, that cousin T' The dinner-table looked gay and pret ty, with Its ivy-wreathed centre-piece of fruit, crimson, yellow and translu cent white; its old candelabra filled with lighted candles, and low disbs banked with rose-colored and white chrysanthemums. There was a deli cate touch of finish in the whole ar rangement, and Marcia's cooking w&s beyond praise. It was truly a delight ful Thanksgiving dinner, with one heart especially light and gay. "This is the best salad I've eaten for years," declared the Siuire, "Marcla, you've outdone yourself this time." "It was Miss Milly that fixei the dressing," replied Marcia, speaking with the privileged" familiarity of an old servant. "I got kind of driven and flustered and she saw it and said she knew how La make mary-on-aise, and she'd help me." The Reverend Mr. Williams took a second helping of the "mary-on-alse" and ate it with fervid rapture. What a paragon this country girl was, so ca pable, so modest, so superior in all ways! How he should like to show her to some city people be knew about What a Wsson it would be for them! set ESTA33ISEEr) 1827. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER G. 1899. . What was that the Squire was say ing? Were the skies about to fall? He paused, transfixed, with a mouthful of saua suspended on bis fork. "Girls, you should take a lesson from your cousin," this was what the Squire said. "Here she has lived in the city all her life, aud knows ten times more about cooking aud housekeeping than all of you put together. Milly, I wish you'd teach them this salad-fixing be fore you go." Yes, he said that And all the three dressed damsels who were thus entreat ed fixed their dlsmaytd eyes on the Squire, and with one voice protested "Ob, Papa! Marcia dressed the salad very well, I'm sure, and we do so hate cooking!" The Reverend Mr. Williams, I fear, scarcely realized the perfect flavor of the pumpkiu pie, made after a recipe bequeathed to Mrs. Eldridge by a de parted grandmother. He listened to its history, and toother family traditions, as in a dream. His mind seemed to have received a great shock. All his preconceived notions were jostled and confused. This sweet, simple, helpful creature a city girl! . ; Presently, still in a dream, as it were, he found himself sitting beside her in the parlor, and gradually moving into such a real conversation as he had nev er before had with a young woman. It was not necessary to select topics to make talk, for the things which inter ested him were equally interesting to her. He discovered gradually that she was a member of one of the hardest working parishes in New York, of whose methods and successes he had beard a great deal. She knew all about guilds and missions and charity organ izations and industrial schools, and the best ways of getting at the poor, a great deal more, iu fact, than he did. She was a busy helper in these things, and yet so bright and merry! "Mr. Dudley works us pretty bard," she admitted, "but I think we enjoy it There is something delightful in being made to do our best, dou't you think so?" "I don't know, I never have done half my best yet," replied Alexander Williams, with a laugh. "I've only just begun, you know." Then straight ening himself, with a look of determin ation, he added: "But I mean to get at it in time. I wish you would give me some lessons, Miss Eldridge." "Oh, I couldn't give lessons to any body. I'm .too busy iu taking them. But I wish you could know my dear Mr. Dudley; he could help you a great deal. He's so strong and kind and Mrs. Dudley is just like him." It was a relief, somehow, to know that there was a Mrs. Dudley. The Eldridge girls, who had yawned furtivelyduringtbisu i.-,-umiutt, decided that night, at hair-brushing time, that the new clergyman was a stick, and that there was no fun at all in him. "I did hope when a young man was called, that he'd be of some use in so ciety," said Dora, "but Mr. Williams is worse than nobody." "It was perfectly dismal," sighed Sophy. "Well, Thanksgiving Day is over; that is one comfort! I do think it is the pokiest day in the year." Meanwhile Alexander William was cooling off his excitement by a long, late walk, and trying to reconstruct his ideas. Were all city girls, then, like Miss Milly Eldridge? Were all coun try girls like her cousins? Had be been totally wrong and misinformed all his life? Which way did the truth lie? He deckled to suspend opinion and study the subject at his leisure. It was a wise decision, for he found reason to modify and alter his judgment more tuau once before he got through. It may be said that he did not arrive at a final conclusion until five years later, when he had become a city pastor, be i8g railed to take charge of one of the active, new parishes at the Park end of Madison avenue. His unusual powers of thought and speech could not escape notice, and the metropolis always claimed the best, and will have it From this point of view he was able to determine, with sufficient accuracy to satisfy himself, that in city and country alike, human nature and hu- j man need and the methods of dealing with their complicated wants, are pret ty much the same, to be met and un dertaken with the same hard labor and the same Divine assistance. He never found another girl, in city or country, who seemed to him at all the equal of Milly, his Milly, as be has for some time called her; but he found a num ber, both in city and country, who were working in the same direction, and ac tuated by the same spirit Now be al ways holds Thauksgiving Day as dear est of all days of the year, not only because it converted him from a mis taken opinion, and inaugurated a wider range of sympathies and Interests In bis life, but also because it brought him the acquaintance of the "frivolous" city g'il, who has since become the great joy aud treasure of his heart, and made him rich in love and home happiness. Ladies' Home Journal. Enthusiastic ia Her Praise. Dickerson Run, Pa., Nov. 13, 18S9. Mrs. Angle E. Beatty, P. O. Box 13, made this enthusiastic statement "I cannot pralie Hood's too highly. My husband bad one of the wont cases of catarrh that I ever saw. He obtained no relief until he got a bottle of Hood's Sarvap&rilla. A few bottles of this medicine entirely cured him." Sbe insisted. "Did that man to whom you were talking say your affairs were mismanaged?" asked Mr. Meek ton's wife, severely. "Now, Henristti, that was simply a little aside. It wasn't intended for y Mir ram at alL 'I insist?" "Oh, well, if you irtst;e dldu'tsay your affairs wre mlsm nagedf II said they were Mrs-managed1." My son has been troubled for years with ohronio diarrhoea. Sometime ago I persuaded bin to take some of Chamberlain' Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Rem edy. After using two brttles of the SVcent bIm be was cured. I give this testimonial, hoping some one similariy affficted aaay read it and be bentfiael. Thomas C. Bower, Glea coe, Oio ot sale by all drugleta. A 8TEI"QE5T FOOD LAW. Prohibits the Use of Arsenic or Alum in all Articles cfSi't. The law enacted by the Missouri legislature, and which prohibits the manufacture or sale of any article In tended for food or to be used in the preparation of food, which contains slum, arsenic, ammonia, etc.,-places that state in the lead in the matter of sanitary legislation. Laws restricting the use of alum it. bread have been in force in England, Germany and France for many year. In this country, in Minnesota, Wis consin, Michigan, Ohio, Kentucky and several other States, direct legislation in reference to the sale of alum baking powders has also been effected. In several of these States their sale is pro hibited unless they are branded to show that they contain alum, and in the Dis trict of Columbia, under the laws of Cougress, the sale of bread containing alum has been made illegal. Following are the names of some of the brands of baking powder sold in this vicinity which are shown by re cent aualysis to contain alum. House keepers and grocers should cut this list out and keep it for reference : Baking Powders Contaning' Alum: DAVIS' O. K. . . Contains Alum. R. B. bavU A Co., New York. THE COOKS . . . Contains Alum. Cooks Baking Powder Co., Pit-burg. CROWN . . . Contains Alum. J. P. Dieter Co., Chicago. CALUMET . . Contains Alum. Calumet Baking Powder Co., Chicago. I. C. . . . Contains Alum. Jaques Mfg. Co., Chicago. PEPSIN . . Contains Alum. Geo. Hubbard Co., PUtaburg. BONBON . . Contains Alum. Grant Chemical Co , Chicago. LEN'TON . . Coutaius Alum. Potter-Parlln Co, New York. JOHN'S . . Contains Alum. Johu's Baking Powder Co, Cleaveland. SUNFLOWER . Contains Alum. J. M.Fabn stork -Bro., Plmburg. The housekeeper should bear in mind that alum makes a cheap baking pow der. It costs but two cents a pound while cream of tartar costs thirty. The quality of the powder is therefore usually indicated by the price. A SURE CURE FOE CBOTP. Twenty-five Years' Constant Use Without a Failure. The first Indication of croup is hoarse ness, and in a child subject to that dis ease it may be taken as a sure sign of the approach of an attack. Following tbi hoarseness Is a peculiar uugh cough. If Chamberlain's Cough Rem edy is given as soon as the child be comes hoarse, or even after the croupy cough appears, It will prevent the at tack. It is used in many thousands of homes in this broad land and never disappoints the anxious mothers. We have yet to learn of a single instance in which it has not proved effectual No other preparation can show surb a record twenty-five years' constant use without a failure. For sale by all druggists. Knew the Difference. The nice young ensign was showing her over the battleship. "This," said he, "is the quarter deck." "Oh, really, now," she giggled. "I know I'm stupid, but please don't make fun of me," "Why?" he stammered. "Because I know the difference be tween a warship and a liVoent exewr aiou boat" Catholic Standard and Times. As a cure for rheumatism Chamber lain's Pain Balm is gaiuing a wide reputation. D. B. Johnson of Rich mond, Ind., has been troubled with that ailment since 18C2. In speaking of it he says: "I never found any thing that would relieve me until I used Chamberlain's Pain Balm. It acts like magic with me. My foot was swollen and paining me very much, but one good application of Pain Balm relieved me. For sale by all druggists. First Tramp (In the road)-Why don't you go in ? The dog's all right Don't you see him waggln' his tail ? Second Tramp Yes; and he's growl in' at the same time. I dunno which end to believe. Announcement To accommodate those who are partial to the use of atomisers In applying liquids into the nasal passages for ca tarrhal troubles, the proprietors pre pare Cream Balm in liquid form, which will be known aa Ely's Liquid Cream Balm. Price including the spraying tube is 75 cts. Druggists or by niaiL The liquid form embodies the medi cinal properties of the solid prepara tion. Cream Balm is quickly absorbed by the membrane and does not dry up the secretions but changes them to a natural and healthy character. Ely Brothers, 50 Warren St, New York. N. B. Bradley, Mayor of Ithaca, Mich., says, "I cannot say too much in favor of your Wheeler's Nerve Vital izsr which cured me of rheumatism and a serious heart trouble. I always recommend it to my frieuds." Mrs. R. C. Flint, Stewart, 111., says: "Brant' Balsam is the best cough cure I ever used." Warranted 25 cents. For sale at Oarman's Drugstore, Ber lin, Pa., and Mountain A Sou's Drug Store, Confluence, Pa. An Elephant on His Hands. Her Father Do you think, sir, that you can support a woman of such ex travagant tastes as my daughter? Her Adorer I do. Her Father Then take her and be happy. I can't. Ready to Receive It "I shall kiss you good by when I go," be said. "Leave me Instantly," she replied. Mrs. Youngwife I want to get some salad. Dealer Yes, ma'am. How many heads? Mrs. Youngwife Oh, goodness! I thought you teok the beads oX I just want plain chicken salad. TJ FT FARM SEWS AND VIEWS. Demand for the Fall Cream Cheese. Eayis Fertiluers. From the Philadelphia Record. There ia more poor cheese on the market than can be sold, yet the de mand tor a full-cream cheese is greater thau the supply. If any one wishes ti know how cheese sells it is only nects sary to vuit any reliable merchant, and it will be noticed that there Is a wide difference between good and Inferior cheese so far as the prices are concern ed. Filled cheese has greatly Injured the cheese industry, but there are excellent openings for farmers to operate in making cheese of the best quality. The milk must not be skim med from one milking, the next milk ing to be left untouched, but the whole milk from all milkings should be used. Taking time to properly cure the cheese is another point. The desire to hurry cheese to market U one of the causes of lack of quality. The European fancy cheeses brought to this market owe their excellence to being well cured, aud they bring high, prices. Much of the cheap cheese is unfit for consumption, being indigestible be cause lacking in fat and also beiog too "green." Cheese is salable every month in the year, and it is sometimes diffi cult to get a first lass article. All fertilizer materials possess a value outside of the use of such for fertilizing purposes, and will not be sold to farm ers at less than their actual value, for which reason there can be no "cheap" fertilizers. It matters not what the proportion of plant food may be, the farmer who knows how to buy will pay only what he receives. The guarantee on the bags should be care fully observed and noted, which will enable most buyers to estimate the value. The main object when buying fertilizers is to procure only the ele ments most in demand as plant food. If this is done there will be no lack of any kind in the soiL A study of the soil, so as to learn what it requires, will save many dollars to farmers who who buy fertilizers. Any farmer can by digging up the plants see for himself the work of the microbes on the roots of plants. It is true he will be unable to discover the microbes, but the evidence of their work will be plainly visible. This re fers to clover, beans, early peas, cow peas and other leguminous plants; but one must allow such plants to as close ly approach maturity aa possible in order to derive the full benefit of the microbes. They are capable of deriv ing nitrogen from the atmosphere and storing it within the plant, which is a clear gain to the farmer. Dairymen who desire cows to re main in flow of milk begin with them early. It Is claimed that aoowwith her first and second calves should be milked up to within the third calf. After that she will be a persistent milker. All habits of cows are fixed when they are young. The kind treat ment of the heifer influences her dis position when she becomes a cow and the surroundings also affect the animal in many respects. Some cows when removed to another locality become discontented and do not fulfill expect ations or prove as valuable as before. Nature restores soils to fertility by covering them. The barren soil will in time support some kind of plant life, and each year will witness mora plants and greater growth. The leaves of trees fall to the ground and serve to over the soil, and in every case where growth can be secured there is no bare soiL It is when the ground Is covered that the formation of humus occurs and the covering protects the soil from loss of plant food from rains, while the roots convert the mineral substances of the subsoil into soluble matter. The eow will pay for what she re ceives, but she will not give something for nothing. She may be well bred and capable of producing an unusual quantity of milk and butter, but sbe will not do so unless she ia liberally supplied with the raw materials suita ble for her purpose. It is said that while the sheep is timid, yet it is the only animal that is made vicious by kiudnesa. This may not be true, but It is well known that it is the pet ram lamb that is ready to give battle to Intruders in the pasture. If a young ewe Iamb is petted and tsught to come when called she be comes serviceable, as the other mem bers of the flock will follow her to the barnyard. Some farmers raise a young ewe lamb at the house, turning it out with the flock when she is matured, and the practice saves labor. Ammonia is much lighter than the air and rises. It contains a large pro portion of hydrogen, the lightest of all subsranoes, as well as nitrogen. Am monia results from the decay or fer mentation of the substanoe in the ma nure, and it Is seldom that it is not present in the heap. Cold water ab sorbs it, and when the odor of ammo nia is easily noticed it will not be a mistake to force a crowbar into the heap In several places aud pour cold water into the holes, or the heap should be overhauled and plenty of absorbent material added. Careful stacking saves much loss of hay and straw. But few farmers stack their hay, preferring to put it away in the mow, but straw is usually left out side. There is some skill required in stacking straw so as to protect it, and it is more valuable if bright and clean. Cattle will pick over the straw even when well supplied with bay, and they will eat a large proportion of clean straw when they will not touch that which has become wet and mouldy. Grain and vegetable foods are nour ishing and contain more of the ele ments to supply wants of humans than does animal food. The mineral matter, protein, fat, sugar and starch can be found in all vegetable substances, while meat is sometimes deficient In both the fat, starch and mineral substances. Horses perform heavy labor on corn, oats, hay and grass, and even the meats are produced from vegetable substances. The admonition frequently given to elean the fence orners from wveds and rubbish may be repeated at tbl T T OJl-Qo WHOLE NO. 2523. season, as the weeds have been touch ed by frost and are dead and dry. They should be cleared out and burned. Sometime the work can be done with a rake. Later in the season, when the snow covers the ground. It may be more diffljult to collect rubbish and burn it All material on the farm that has no value should be consumed, as by consigning such to the flames many insects will be destroyed. Rubbish and dead weeds make excelleut har boring places for field mice. Corn cobs are not valued by farmers as they should be, yet they are exceed ingly rich In potash, aud it will pay an enterprising farmer to buy them for fuel, the ashes to be saved. Corn husks are used in the manufacture of beds, beiug sent to market in bales, They must be clan and bright, and must be harvested before they are damaged by wet weather. Corn stalks are shredded and sold In bales iu some sections, where hay or bedding is scarce. It Was All the Same. To the right of the road running across the prairie was a cow and a mule hitched up together to a plow and a woman was holding the ha odes and driving a furrow as straight as a bird. I waited to watch her, and as she caught sight of me she stopped her team and came striding across the fur rows to say: "Hello, stranger! Did you stop at the shanty ?" "Yes; stopped for a drink." "Was the children all right V "I saw seven or eight playing on the grass and having a good time. Where's the old Dim ?" "Pegged out last fall. "Do you meau he died?" "Didn't do not hi u' else fur about three months, and Anally got thar. Yes; he's gone to a better land, and I'm workin' lo pay up his debs!" "Then you are a widow, of course ?"' "riartiuly. Goiu' to settle out here?" "P.weibly." "Married?" "No." "Want me?" "No." "dtraoger, shake!" she exclaimed, as sbe came nearer and extended her hand. "You ar a critter as knows your gait, you ar', and it does me good to meet you. Linda alive, but the men who come along here don't know 'nuff to p und sand, and I wastrf three days a Witek on 'ein! I want a critter to say yes or no right off the handle and hev done with it 8you don't want me and the young unsand the mule and the eow aud the claim?" "No, ma'am." '"Nuff said so long gee up thar, y u critter, and git arouud the field abie another feller comes along!" Value of Grain in Pork-Making-. Iu summing up the different values offxl for swine the director of the Montana agricultural experiment sta tion says: By a combination of grain and legu minous pastures pigs can be grown to a weight of 150 pDunds at a cjet of 2c a pound. Alfalfa, clover, peas, wheat and barley make the best of pig feed. Alfalfa or clover pasture, with a little grain in summer, affords conditions for the cheapest growth and the great est profit. The pea, combined with grain, is well adapted to the wants of the grow ing animal, and will give the greatest gains on the smallest amount of feed. The lot, ted equal parts of barley, wheat peas, made a gain of 1 pound in weight for 4.55 pounds of food when the pigs were oetweea the weights of 1 17 8 and 'JJfJ.8 pounds. I'igi fed on barley or barley and wheat at present market prioes will pay for all food consumed when pork is 3jc a pound. Pigs make the greatest gains and at a less cost of grain before they reach J0 to 210 pounds in weight. The qualify of pork produced from wheat, barley and peas in the various combinations used is firm and well adapted for the production of hams sod bacon, the fat and lean of the meat being well distributed. Virginia Folk lore. From the Philadelphia Record. To prevent hawks from catching chickens, heat the poker in the fire until it is red hot; then take it out and make a young lady whisper to it the name of her lover. The hawks will have. To put your left foot on tbe ground first when getting out of bed in tbe morning will surely bring bad luck. Avoid meeting a tailor; to encounter one is an omen of ill. If a cat runs aero your path start over again or bad luck will follow. To turn back after having started ou an errand or a trip will bring bad luck. If you kill a snake, particularly a blacksn ike, and bang in on a fence or on a li Jib of a tree, rain will come. A snake never dies till sundown. Wit jbes tangle your horses' manes at night. Carry a buckeye in your pocket and you will never have rheumatism. Always plant bulbous plants, such as potatoes, when the moon Is on the wane, but plant other products between the ne and the full m xo. TnebjUosu rails of a fence built after the full moon willsluk into tbe ground. If the onion shines upon a sleepiug pjrson meutal aberration will ensue. Dogs bark at the sojnd of a bell or at music, in order to scare away the Witches and spooks which the bell and the music attract If you cut your finger nails on Sun day bad luck will come; cut them on Saturday, you will see your sweetheart on Sunday; cut them on Monday, and you will have good luck. If your band itches you will receive money. The itching of tbe left ear de notes that somebody in speaking evil of you, but the itching of tbe right ear Implies you are being praised. T dream of a soake means that an enemy is trying to barm you. If you kill a lizard in tbe spring the spring will go dry. If a child cries ou its birth lay it will cease growing for a year. INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL. CAUSES THAT PRODUCE DREAMS. T. taSa.ar the S.rre. r t ft.aeb .4 Fo4 Thai It C.a ,! That Oear la m Trmo tloa .f a l4. Dreams are generally a repetition of thoughts ungulded by reason. Those caused by Internal action or brou'ut about by action within the body are due entirely to the action and state of the stomach, which In turn Is affected by the quantity and quality of food consumed. The first ends or feelers f the nerves are located In the wails of the stom ach, and as tbe food Is digested they draw up the nourishment and distrib ute It throughout, the nervous system to replace the waste that has taken place during the day. If the stomach be surcharged with aa abundance of heating food, too much nourishment Is forced upon the brain, cans lag an ab normal Oiling of the channels, thereby expanding tbetn, bringing them In touch with others and canslng the mat ter from one to overflow Into or to mix with the fluid of neighboring channels. Whenever the fluid traverses a chan nel more or less forcibly the thought which originated that passage la re produced more or less vividly; hence Insures the general mixing up of thoughts which originally had no con nection with each other. An overloaded stomach also causes a Dow of blood to the brain, sent there by nature to assist In assimilating the extra nourishment, and the overcharg ed blood vessels, pressing opon the nerve channels near the brain, cause even more turbulent disturbances. This accounts for tbe advice of so many medical men that no considerable quantity, especially of animal food, should be taken Immediately before bedtime. The crossing, recrosslng and touching of these thought channels brought about In this way produce tbe absurd mixtures of fancies that often come to us when we sleep. - The stomach, too. Is a mill which keeps on forever grinding, the walls acting as the grindstones. When, therefore, there U nothing between them, or. In other words, when the stomach Is empty, one wall grinds up on the other, causing an Irritation of the nerves which produces that pecul iar sensation of falling from some great height To understand how external actios will affect the dream of a sleeper It must be borne In mind that those dreams which seem to take hours, and eveo days. In passing really occupy but a minute fraction of a second. If. therefore, we are awakened by some loud, strident noise, say by the crack ing of a whip, then between the time that the sound strikes the ear while we are yet asleep and the time that we are fully awake to realize what has cau-wil the sonnd a few moments only have elapsed, but those few moments were sufficient to allow of a dream of apparently several hours' duration. As an example: A milkman, driving np lieneatb an open bedroom window, cracks bis whip smartly. Immediate ly the thought produced by tbe sonnd causes a dream. The sleeper Imagines himself a soldier who has fallen Into the hands of the enemy. lie is led out to lie shot. lie staids blindfolded, with Lands tied, before the platoon of sol diers. He hears the click, click, click as the rifles are cocked. He bears the word given, and the noise of the volley rings out on bis cars. Then he awakes with a start, to hear the rumble' of the milkman's wagon as be cracked his whip and drove off over some rough cobblestones. A blow, a cut or a sensation of pain will operate In tbe same way and araken certain channels of thought connected with pain Just as the noise awoke those connected wVh sound. For Instance, a sleeper dreams that he Is closed np In some close traveling carriage and Is being driven rapidly off In an unknown direction by a man who has designs npon bla purse and life. He tries to shout. In vain he struggles to get free snd In the tussle drives aa arm through tbe glass window of the carriage. The band Is cut and bleed ing. It smarts fearfully, and be awakes to find that In bis sleep he had carelessly thrown out an arm, and bis hand has smashed some fine medicine glass on a stand by the bedside. The whole dream passed between the time that the hand first struck tbe glass, creating the sensation of pain, and the moment that tbe sleeper awoke to real ize the fact Chicago Record. A W.aai'a C.aipllai.at. "After yon bad been at my boase the other day. said one woman to a Bother, -my little maid said sbe thought yoa were such a pretty woman. 1 doa't like to correct her too often for talking such so Interest as sbe dees la every one who calls to see me. The first time Miss Blank called she thought she ought to say something, so she said: 'Isn't Miss Blank a nice lady; she's so quiet' And yon knew she Isn't that either!" And silence reigned while the other woman digested It New York Sun. miaafal M.mti. Flanlon fie assured me he was very sorry that I made myself appeal se ridiculous. Melville That's all right There are a great many perseos who are sever happier than when they are feeling sorry for somebody else. Boston Transcript Tbe gravestone over the buriaf place of John Foster, almanac maker, hi tbe old burying ground at Do rwfc ester, Mass.. Nears the inscription, which was dL-tated by himself. SU 1 was hie cash. AN ENGLISH "TREAT." The Differed. Betweea the Brtttah aaS Aaa.ri.aa SS.theea. I was constantly struck, says t'oloael T. W. Hlggiuson la The Atlantic, with the peuuiue spirit f hwspHality among Eugllshmes toward Americana, as saeh, even those wkh whose pursuits they might have almost nothing In com men. acd for whota they bad not the slight est reason to put themselves out 1 liked this nttue the less for Its having Its definite limitations as to pecuniary obligations, aad tbe like, Including 'V erythiug In tbe nature of "treating. all this being iu ny opinion a weak point in eur more gushlag or more self coasc-lous habk. r remember to have ence been taken by a gentlcmaa. oa whom I had but the slightest claim, to the couatay house of another, on whom 1 had no claim whatever. The latter was not at all literary, and had not even she usd vague English Interest la Amesican affairs. let he gave up hia whele aft ernoon to drive nie to KeoJl worth, which he bad seen a thousand times. Out that for which I liked him best, and which affosded me a wholly new experience, was that as we erXerwd the outer doorway, he, going flrst. looked back ever his shoulder an4 said simply. "The make you pay threepence fer ad mission here." and then added, speak iag to the sttendant, "here Is my three pence." After all the time and trouble he had Jven to his stranger guest he left alia) t pay his own threepenee. a thing which most Americans would npt havel dreamed of doing. IS weuhl have seenl, the Amerhan notion of good breeding to save a jnirst- from expense, ss It was the Knghh Impulse te save tjra the sense cf el.MgasIea. I eonfess txt I urefer the latter method- To salute with the left hand ia deadly insult to ohaagffMJ b mv . . . - ; If araaca oaa-s it .