f BUrk Iak r Was. A British traveler In Africa, weary and exhausted, was received hospita bly one evening la Tbe kraal of a Hot tentot prtace. Early Best morning he was about to write down the events of the previous weeks when be perceived. tt his dismay, that the Ink In his trav eling case was dried up. With a B'.g'a of disappointment, be was packing tip his writing materials when his eye fell on a glass vessel standing on a bamboo shelf, which, on closer Inspection, proved to be a genuine Ink pot nearly full to tbe brim. Delighted at the discovery, be sat down and worked away at his diary. Suddenly he -svas disturbed In his occu pation "by young negrese. who, springing toward him. snatched the Ink pot from the table In passionate baste. Her agonizing screams soon attract ed the other members of the family, end the unsuspecting stranger was soon made aware that be had commit ted the heinous offense of laying sacri legious hands on the carefully guarded provision of Ink which the rich aunt of the moaarch had boujrbt from a Euro pean trader as a toilet preparation for Improving the complexion. The explorer was forthwith arrested and sentenced to death, and the edict would have been put into execution bad not a British man-of-war arrived In the bay. The captain, learning of his countryman's exploit, promptly Intervened and appeased the Irate roy al bouse by a gift of half a pint of black Ink. Tbe Safest Part of a Trala. A party of travelers In a train were talking over their traveling experience and the danger of accidents, and finally the question arose as to the safest part of the train. Falling to settle the ques tion among themselves, they called on tbe guard, and one of them said to blm: "Guard, we have been discussing the matter of the safest part of the train and want to know your opinion." "Want to know the safest part, eh?" replied the guard. -Tea. that's it." "Well." continued the guard, Tve lioen on the line for 13 years and have been turned over embankments, "bust mT up In tunnels, dumped ofT of bridges, telescoped in collisions, blown off the line by cyclones, run Into open switches and had other pleasant Inci dental dlvertlsements of a kindred na ture, and I should say. gentlemen, that the safest part of the train was that part which happened to be In the works for repairs at the time of the accident." London Telegraph. lie Dodajee' the Qaeatlaau The story is told In Tbe Church Re view of a certain vicar near Birming ham who had an amusing passage at arms with bis diocesan. It seems that be bad been In the habit of issuing a private manual of devotions In the church without the bishop's consent. On the front cover, be It 6aid, was the notice. In bold type: "Not to be taken away. The property of the vicar." By some means or another a copy of the little book found Its way to the palace, and a few days after the vicar received a somewhat tartly worded communication from the diocesan, asking when bis lordship bad given permission for the nse of the manual. "My dear lord bishop." wrote tbe vicar, "the same week that your lord ship received the manual, which, on looking at the cover, you will see is tny property, my vestry clock also dis appeared. If you will kindly seud me the name of tbe person who stole my manual It might lead to the apprehen sion of the person who stole my vestry clock." Hboar. Ebony was known and highly es teemed by the anc ients as an article of luxury and was used by them for a variety of purposes. In India It Is said that It was em ployed by kings for scepters and also for Images. On account of Its sup posed antagonism to poisons. It was used largely for drinking cups. Tbe name ebony Is given to the wood of several varieties of trees. All kinds of ebony are distinguished for their great density and dark color. The wood In all varieties Is heavier than water. The heaviest varieties are tbe darkest The other grades require & considerable amount of staining to make them black. Ebony is of a uniform color through out and will not show any deteriora tion even from long continued use.- There are three varieties of ebony well known In commerce. The ebony front tbe Gaboon coast of- Africa Is the darkest. Tbe Madagascar ebony Is the densest. Tbe Macassar ebony furnish es the largest pieces. It Is sold by weight Imitations of ebony can always be distinguished by their lighter weight, and the cheaper Imitations can be de tected by merely scratching tbe sur face. Jewelers' Weekly. A lleilraa Gambler. Pon Felipe Mattel, the famous gam bling bouse proprietor of the City of Mexico, had made a fortune In the business before the government decid ed to abolish gambling houses by levy ing on them a license tax of 11.000 a day. One by one the gambling bouses closed, and when tbe field was clear Don Felipe Martel approached the au thorities with $1,000 in cash and de manded a day's license. In a few hours bis place was thronged. At a single stroke he had won the patronage of Mexico, and bis doors have never been closed since. The dally outlay of $1,000 Is not missed from the daily revenue of thousands. 11 is strong re ligious tendencies are so well known that nobody was surprised when ne .built In the viihige of San Angel a church that cost more than $50,000. Tbe poor people of the vicinity, and many of the rich as well, have come regard blm as a sort of fairy princ Ills own style of living encourages t belief. Tbe Martel mansion in t City of Mexico is a magnificent affair, constantly filled with guests. A curi ous feature is that it contains 40 win dowsthe number of cards In tbe Mex ican deck. A Sa pleas Catry. In spite or British rule. India Is still virtually a soapless country. Through out tbe villages of Hindustan soap is Indeed regarded as a natural curiosity, and It Is rarely. If ever, kept In stock by the native shopkeeper. In the towns It Is now sold to a certain ex tent but bow small this Is may be gathered from tbe fact that tbe total yearly consumption of soap in India , Is about 100.000 hundredweight that Is t say, every 2.500 persons use on an average only 112 pounds of soap among them. or. In other words, con siderably less than an ounce Is tbe average consumption a person. Tk It ta Benrlf. Stubb I made an awful blunder last night IVnn What was It? ' Stubb Why. Tommy called me about midnight and asked what tbe ooise was down stairs. I told bus it was tbe old cat . Penn Was It? Stubb No: It was my wife looking for water. It took me until morning trying to convince ber that I was allud ing to tbe old cat with black fur aud nine lives. Chicago News. t Tttle la Saala. In Spain you can become a nobleman by marrying a duchess, a marchioness , or a countess, Tbe man who marries a lady bearing one ef those designations Immediately beconv.- Invested with tbe same rank. Ton may obtain nobility Mt,lvn... MA...... 1 . . 1. . IA - tiue. but generally speaking, you will find it a bard task to secure a titled wife unless you are well provided with tsn. A Onwmi tarstttia(W A rumor got about in a village la Russia, not far from the German fron tier, that the corpse of a woman who bad recently been burled had turned In the coffin. Everybody in the village not only believed t!i rumor, but ascriled the prevailing tUvmpht as the cause. A Tillage t-ouncil was held, and it was de cided that the husband of the woman should have the coffin opened and the body replaced In Its original position. Tbe husband, however, promptly re fused, and nothing could persuade him to yield to the unanimous wish of his fellow villagers, whereupon the latter took the matter la their own bands and went to tbe churchyard to dig op and open the coffin. To their great surprise the Iiody lay In Its original position. Their astonishment was noC lessened when the legal authorities apiared on the scene and opened an Inquiry, with a view of imposing punishment for the desecration of the grave. The whole neighborhood was pos sessed with the Idea that newly burl.id persons were to blame for the preva lence of the dry weather, for In anoth er village, not far off, a grave was opened and tbe coffin unscrewed to pour water on the corpse. The be nighted peasants of this village were of the opinion that this was tbe best way to induce the clerk of the weather to supply them with much needed rain. A Skarf Swladler. A fashionable young lady not long ago drove up in a handsome carriage to a private lunntic asylum, sltucted a few miles from rarls, and requested to see tiie proprietor. Her wish being acceded to. she informed the doctor tnat she desired to place her husband under bis care to see If a cruel mania, under which he labored vlr, "that be had lost a large quantity of Jewels" could not be removed. After some hesitation the doctor con sented, and the lady drove away di rectly to a Jeweler's In Taris and se lected Jewels to tbe value of several thousana francs and requested one of the shopmen to go with her in her car riage to procure the money for the goods she had taken. She drove with blm to the asylum, and, arriving there, he was shown Into a room. The lady then sought the doctor, told him of the arrival of ber husband, and getting Into her carriage again drove away. Tbe rest may be Imagined, but the poor fellow was confined several days before it was found they both bad leen "sold." The lady was never heard of after. Kirw nia Time. "A ragged boy about 10 years eld," Rays a correspondent of the Detroit Free Tress, "sat on the fence In front of an Arkansas cabin, and Just as I came up hi mother came to the door and called 'Mosesr In a loud voice. The boy did not look around, and after a miuute she called 'Abrahamr He made no move, and I was asking blm bow far it was to Greenville when she put out her head and called 'Luker He did not nnnenr to hear and had an swered me that It was seven miles when the mother raised ber voice still hither and shouted "Mark? " 'Your mother is calling you,' I said, as he paid no attention. " 'No. not me, be replied. " 'But who, thenT 't brothers over In the woods. She's called for Moses. Abraham, Luke and Mark. Siie'l! call for Phlletus, Jeremiah. Judas and Abel, and if they don't come she'll yell out for Ananias, and that'll mean me. and I'll Jump.' " rrnlm Lave Mirror. Fersia Is the ideal place for a looking glass peddier to live and move and have his trade, for the Persians are as fond of the shiny reflectors as are sav ages of beads. Every year Immense numbers of mirrors of all sorts aud kinds are shipped Into the country of the shah. Germany. France and Bel glum furnish most of tbe supply. In addition to having a fondness for see ing themselves as looking glasses show them the Persians know no more pleas ing parlor decorations than brilliant mirrors In gilt frames. Some of the Persian drawing rooms are so com pletely hemmed in by great pier glass es that visitors often become bewil dered and try to walk through the glasses down the long aisle that seems to stretch In front So bumped coses. knees and toes are not uncommon In that land of oriental splendor and mystery. Eaarmaaa Peadalama. The only structures In Japan which seem to be earthquake proof are the pagodas, which are erected before the temples. There are many which are 700 or 800 years old and as solid as when first built There is a reason for this and It lies In their construction. A pagoda Is prac tically a framework of heavy timbers, which starts from a wide base, and is In itself a substantial structure, but is rendered still more stable by a peculiar device. Inside the framework and sus pended from the apex Is a long, heavy beam of timber two feet thick or more. This hangs from one end of tbe four sides; four more heavy timbers, and If the pagoda be very lofty still more tim bers, are added to these. The whole forms an enormous pendulum, which reaches within six inches of the ground. When the shock of an earthquake rocks the pagoda, tbe pendulum swings In unison and keeps tbe center of grav ity always at the base of tbe frame work. Consequently the equilibrium of the pagoda is never disturbed, and this is the explanation of the great age of many of them, when from their height one would suppose them to be peculiar ly susceptible to the effects of the earthquake. Ortgl at tie Dellr. From the name of Rolert D'Oyley originated the word dolly. A grant of land was given to him In the reign cf William of Normandy on condition that he should give yearly a table cloth of at least 3 shillings' value ct the feast of St Michael. According to the custom of the times, the women of bis family were skillful with the needle and felt great pride In embroidering their "quit rent table cloths." In time these cloths came to be valuable and were used as napkins at the royal table. They were called "D'Oyleys." A i(r Plata. "I bad my picture taken today." said little Cbristtue. "I crossed my arms and leaned on a chair, and the picture man put my bead In some tongs." "Why. you must have looked like a lump of sugar in sugar toas." laughed papa. "Why. so I must have." said Chris tie delightedly, "cause the man kept saying, 'What a sweet girl you are" " What to Eat Waala Be Willi.; Aratire. The head of the Fraakfurt house of the Rothschilds recently received r. modest request from a young man who stated that tbe cooper's trade, to wbit h 1 e bad been apprenticed, was distaste ful to him and asked to lie accepts as "an apprentice millionaire," prota!s!i;rf diligence and all application In learn ing "tbe business." To Timid. Mrs. Plump (trying in vain to squeeze a No. 5 foot Into a No. 3 sboer Tbl seems a triffe tight, but I'm afraid a No. 4 Is too large. Mr. Plump Too are too easily frightened, my dear. Ohio State Jour nal. It Is not what we bare, but what we ; can do without, that makes us rich. Socrates, seeing a large load of valu ables pass one day. exclaimed, "I am most happy; for there are so many - things that I do not want." n Coaida'l Il-tp It. The funniest Interview I ever bad or heard tf. relates Julian Ralph in Ms reminiscence.-, was when I was on the staff of the New York Sun. 1 had been sent to look up some one in a suburb of tbe cltv. The address was a number on Fourth street, but to my amaze ment. I found three such streets tn the nlncA. The house I sought was not la any of tbein. Tired and almost dis couraged I turned Into a cobbler's shop. ami Reelnc a bearded German tienUing over a last In the glare of a swinging lamp, I cleared my throat and said: "1 bog your pardon, but I am a re porter of The Sun" "WelL we L" be said soothingly, dc- fore I could finish the sentence, "you cannot help dot" I could not continue for a full imn- rte no struck was I br the unexpected philosophy and wisdom of his reply. I could not help being a reporter, and I knew It When I explained tiiat i wanted an address on Fourth street. and bad already been to three Fourth streets, and would like to know ir there were any more, he lifted bis hammer and poised It In the air for half a minute. "You vant to knov If dere is some more of dose Fourt' Ureets?" be asUed. "VelL I rill tell yon. I baf lived here dwenty years, trying to find somedlngs owt, and I didn't find anydlngs owt jet" The rider Booth's Beaatlfal Read- la. I never beard any one read Just like the elder Booth. It was beautiful. He made the figure stand before you! It was infinitely tender. Some of tbe passages of "Lear" were touching In the extreme, though he used CiDDers frightfully bad edition of that sublime tragedy. He had some very odd ways at times. We were playing "naralet" one night In Natchez, and during Ophelia's mad scene a cock began to crow lustily. When the curtain fell upon that fourth act this crowing Ixxtcie more con stant And when the manager could not find Mr. Booth to commence -the next set he looked un and saw him perched on the top of the ladder, which was the only way to reach the "Dies In that primitive theater. The manager ascended the ladder and had quite a lengthy dl.?u3s!on with Mr. Booth, who at last consented to come down on condition that he should resum bis high position after the play and remain there until Jack son was re-elected president "Autobi ographical Sketches of Mrs. John Drew," In Scribner's. Atteadlaa nia Otto, rnaeral. An Interesting story is told about a French cab driver named Prosper Ro mlcu, who actually attended his own funeral. Some time ago Romieu was convicted of some oCense and sentenc ed to a term of Imprisonment Since then he had lioen in biding at the house of a brother. The brother died, and an Inspiration occurred to the convict ed cab driver. Accordingly be obtain ed a certificate of bis own death and attended as chief mourner. The fraud might never have been discovered, and Romieu might have passed as bis own brother to bis dying day but for the fact that at the grave side there was a policeman who hap pened to know Lim. The policeman accosted him and. on getting an an swer, said facetiously, "This is the first time I have beard a dead man rpeak." The unlucky dissimulator was haled off to tbe bureau and has since been sentenced to five mouths' imprison ment Aa Aaelent Ullitaj-y Devoito. The tat ins of three blades of grass "In token of the holy communion" w.is a recognized form of military devotion in the middle ages. On tbe eve of battle one knight would make bis confession to another, and then partake of this symbolical communion. It would not however, be correct to speak of either ceremony as "an efficacious substitute" for the sacraments of penance and the Eucharist respectively. The practices do not ejen amount to sacramentals. They were simply devo tions In honor of the blessed Eucharist pious and formal expressions of the Individual's desire to communicate sac ramentally. bad the means been pres ent It may be, however, that in popu lar estimation these practices were in some sort considered "substitutes" for the sacraments which were for the time being unobtainable. Notes and Queries. Kaew a Tfclaff or Two. Wb.cn a boy tt school, the bite Mr. Spurgeon took a prominent part in an swering all questions put to tbe class. One cold day, however, the teacher noticed that be was so very backward that be remained the whole time nt the bottom of the class. This went on for some time and puz-zU-d the teacher until be noticed that the fire was near the bottom of the class. He Immediately changed the class about, making the bottom the lop. lie then bad the satisfaction of bear ing all bis questions fully answered by Spurgeon and that young hopeful keeping the tame seat, tbe only differ ence lcing that he was at the top of the class Instead of the bottom. Spare Moments. Took the Tla. The good advice of tbe laird of Wa terton. in Aberdeenshire, to a sheep stealer reads like a very practical Joke, lie hud himself sent the man to Jail, and In those days sheep stealing was a fapital offense. Visiting the prisoner the night before tbe trial, he asked blm what be meant to da To which the prisoner replied that he Intended to confess and to pray for mercy. "Confessr said Water-ton. "What, man, will ye confess and be hanged? Nae. nac! Deny It to my face." ne did so and was acquitted. Settled It He (a suitor) Grammarians have never been quite sure of the proper distinction between "I shall" and "I will." but to my mind there Is no diffi culty. She I don't quite know tbe distinc tion myself. He (thinking be sees bis opportuni ty) Well, take the question, "Will yon marry me?" Supposing I ask you, your reply would be not "I will. but She (emphatically) I won't! Judy. To Hake the Eyee Brlarwi. The simple plan of bathing the eyes with cold water every night at bed time and the first thing on getting up In tbe morning will make tbe eyes both clear and bright The applica tion of cold water causes tbe blood In tbe numerous little blood vessels which surround tbe eyes to circulate freely, and In consequence the eyes will be come stronger and brighter. Tea Drlakla. Tea drinking was regarded as one of the feminine vices of a hundred years ago. The Female Spectator of that pe riod observes: "Tbe tea table costs more to support than would maintain two children at nurse. It Is the utter destruction of all economy, tbe bane of good bousewifry and the source of Idleness." letters la Spa I a. A German correspondent In Spain writes that unless letters to or from that country are registered not oue In five reaches Its destination, and that unless the postmen, who have no sal ary, get at least a cent for each letter delivered by them they boycott those wbo refuse to pay and keep their let ters. The mother's heart Is the child's schoolroom. Any feeling that takes a man away from bis home is a traitor to the household.-Weekly Bouquet Kt Allowed to Ilea tha ruble. But few people know that lu the six teenth century an Englishman was nut allowed to read thi Bible, yet it is per fectly true, Hetiy VIII Issued a de cree prohibiting the common people from reading the Bible. Officers of state were exempt from this law. Probably the king thought these offi cials would lie none the worse for perusing the sacred work, and noble ladies or gentlewomen might read the proscribed volume if they did so In their gardens or orchard, but no one was allowed even to read It to tbe low er classes. During the reign of Catholic Queen Mary even more rigorous restrictions were enforced. Dr. Franklin. In his own "Life," preserves an anecdote which admirably Illustrates this. Hi family had early adhered to the ref ormation, and they possessed an Enj lish Bible, which they concealed by fastening It beneath tbe lid of a close stooL When the doctor's great-grandfather desired to read to the family, he reversed the lid of the stool upon bis knees and passed the leaves from one side to the other, each portion belli,; fastened down with pack threads. One of the children was stationed at the loor on the watch to see if an officer if the spiritual court came in sight When such an individual hove In sight, (he lid. with the Bible hent-atu It. was quickly replaced. This was In "Merry England." Scottish Nights. The Bet Waa the Caae. "In one of the remote comities of the Panhandle of Texas," says Law Notes, "two lawyers were trying a case le fore a Justice of the peace. It was GO miles as the crow fiies to the nearest tew book, and the attorneys differed, of course, as to the law upon the main Issue In the case. They were trying the case without the Intervention of a Jury, and his honor, who conducted a gam bling bouse In connection with his ho tel, saloon, livery stable, r.ud horse and Jackass, was la doubts as to what his decision ought to be. "Finally Mlller.lhe plaintiff's counsel, offered to bet Hoover, the defendant's attorney. $10 that be was right Hoover did not happen lo have that much of the circulating medium concealed about bis person, and was naturally at a loss bow to parry this forcible argu ment. "The court waited a few moments on Hoove', and finally said: 'Well, Mr. Hoover, the court has waited long enough. Miller's proposition seems to be a fair one. and. since you don't put op, I will decide this case In favor of the plaintiff.' " I'aespeeted. One of the district school trustees was a crank on tbe subject of fire, and wheu he called round with the ex amining board he always confined his remarks to a question addressed to the pupils as to what they wouIJ do In case the building should catch fire. The teacher was acquainted with his bobby, so she prompted her scholars as to the answers they should give when he rose to propound his accus tomed iuquiry. When the board called, however, this particular trustee, per haps from a desire to emulate his as sociates in their addresses, rose and said: "You boys and girls have paid sui-b attention to Mr. Jones' remarks, I wonder what you would do. now. If I were to make you a little speech?" Quick as thought a hundred voices piped in unison: "Form a line and march down stairs." London Answers. So Very Accommodating:. Scene A swell restaurant (say, Simpson's!. Waiter presents bill to sweiL who has been dining both "wise ly and welL" Swell Walter, Just tell Mr. Simpson I should like a word with him. Ah. how do you do, Mr. Simpson? Some 12 months ago I dined here, but un fortunately, was unable to pay. You made a few rather powerful remarks and then very properly kicked me down stairs. Mr. Simpson Ah, I do remember the matter, now you mention It But never mind, sir never mind. Let by gone be bygones. Swell Just 6o. sir. I have now to compliment you upon the charming dinner I have Just enjoyed. The wiue was really excellent, but I am sorry to say er that U. I regret erwelL tbe fact Is (lifting bis coattails ac commodatingly) I must trouble you again, Mr. Simpson. now to Fall labart. "People wonder bow an actress can fall on ije stage without hurting her self, but It Is the easiest thing In the world." said an actress. "The great secret of falling Is to re lax. If you slip and fall some time when you do not wish to. If you can only remember to relax your muscles, you will be saved perhaps from a seri ous injury. Children and drunken peo ple fall relaxed." la Some Places. Shooting Tenant (just arrived for the prouse) What a beautiful place lo Lve, Dougald! - Dougald It's no a bad place to live. But what wad ye think o' bavin to travel 13 miles for a glass o whusky7 Shooting Tenant But why don't you buy some and keep It? Dougald Ah. moo, but wbusky will na keep! Punch. Doaa Grawlaa Weaker. Experts agree that the life of a dog Is shortened by close breeding and ex hibition and that we are gradually raising dogs that will not be so loug lived as the semlwlld mongrel types. The best thing to be done when evil comes upon us is not to resort to lam entation, but to act: not to sit and suffer, but to rise and seek th'. temedy. Curious Faaeral Custom. In Switzerland death Is attended by a custom which calls upon all charita ble and Christian people to show their sympathy. A notice edged with a wide black line appears In the dally papers setting forth the day and hour when sympathizers must assemble fa-fore tbe house of the deceased. At the time named a little cloth covered table, sup porting a good sized Jar, is stood be fore the house, table, cloth and Jar all being of a somber, ebony hue. and Into the latter small mourning cards, bear ing the name and address of their own ers, are deosited. Tbe day the funeral take place Is the day selected for the exhibition of the jar. No ladies are al lowed to follow at a Swiss funeral. Taespeeted. "Why. Clara." said a nother to ber little daughter, wbo was crying, "what are you crjiag alwut?" " 'C cause." sobbed the little miss, "I s-sta.ted to m-make dolly a b-bonnet aud It c-comcd out b-bioomers." Trained Motherhood. It is probably true that love laughs at lock-milths, but any careful reader of the proceedings of tbe divorce courts cannot fail to observe that the lock smiths get a Laughing Inning biter on. Philadelphia Inquirer. A limn is Invariably disappointed when the man he is said to look like Is pointed out to blm. Atchison Globe. The Fatare Tafolded. She Kupioe I didu't dress as well as I do now. would you love me as much? He Certainly, dear. Why. that Is as tnui-h to say that I won't care for you after we are married. Detroit Free- Vm Ixve Is the salt that preserves affec tion and actions from the corruptions cf Kiu. WmI Oat th Stomach. Within receut year tho ie physicians who have mode a specialty of diseases of the stomach have Ik-coius convinced that the only satisfactory method of treating a great variety of stomach troubles Is by washing out the stom ach. This little performance Is car ril out by means of a flexible soft rublier tube, swallowed by the jwitieut At the other end of the tube Is a rub ber funnel, and when the stomach tube has reached the stomach warm water or some medicated fluid Is pour ed in, and the stomach is subjected to a thorough cleaning. Disagreeable indeed the process is at first Indeed, for the first few times of the Introduction of the tube tbe pa tient has often to be held down forci bly to his seat Then, curious to state, the dyspeptic gets used to the stomach tule and even begins to like It The cranks express such a lougiug for It that long after they are cured of their trouble they go on using the stomach pump once, twice or even three times a day. They haunt the physician's of fice and become his bugUar during his office hours. Then flually, when the medical man puts his foot down and flatly refuses to pass the tube nay more, they procure a stomach pump for themselves and use it before a looking glass. Table Maaaera la Old France. Could we restore for half an hour the dinner table of old France and obtain half a dozen instantaneous photo graphs of a royal banquet at any era between the reigns of Francis I and Louis Quatorze, such a "cataract of laughter" would be heard as might disturb the serenity of Louis In para dise. The duchess, ber napkin tied secure ly round her neck, would be seen mum bling a bone, the noble marquis sur reptitiously scratching himself, the belle marquise withdrawing her spoon from her lips to help a neighbor to sauce with it another fair creature scouring her plate with ber bread, a gallant courtier using his doublet or the tablecloth as a towel for his fin gers and two footmen holding a yard of damask under a lady's chin while she emptied ber goblet at a draft. During a feast of Inordinate length it was sometimes necessary to substi tute a cleau cloth for the one which the carelessness or bad manners of the guests had reduced to a deplorable condition. "An Idler In Old Franc." by Tighe Hopkins. Appalling Bratalltr, Miss Slessor, Scotch missionary, who has been 24 years In Africa, has her self saved the lives of over 0 twins. When twins are born, they are at once taken from the mother, and if no one intercedes they are at once taken by the feet and head and have their backs broken across a native woman's knee. In the siime manner as one would break a stick. The bodies are then placed In an earthenware receptacle and taken to the bush, where they are devoured by the files. Insects or ani mals. Sometimes the little victims are put into these receptacles alive aud are then eaten alive in the same way. The mother becomes an outcast If she does not at once take her own life, she has to flee to the bush. If she ventures near the town or village, she must see that she does not remain on the path when any other native Is com ing. Her presence, according to their superstition, would defile the place for others. She must not drink from the same spring, must not touch anything even belonging to ber own relatives. Missionary Review of the World. CaJIforala'a Shark Oil I ndastrr. The making of shark oil Is the Im portant Industry of McGarvIu'a Cove, near Riverside. The process of manu facture 1 decidedly primitive. The sharks are caught in every Imaginable way. by bait and hook, but principally with the seine. The livers, which con tain the oil, after being taken from the fish, are rendered out In cans set over a brush fire, reminding one somewhat of the process of obtaining the oil from whale blubber. The oil Is then put Into casks and shipped to Los Angeles. The coarser grades are used In the making of tarpaulins and other oiled cloths for use aboard ships, while the finer grades are put Into the so called cod liver oil of commerce. The sharks average from 10 to 25 cents' worth of oil apiece, and a day's catch usually nets about $40. Riverside Press. Isolated People af the Earth. The people who live In the uorthern portion of tbe peninsula of Kamchatka are probably the most Isolated In the world. The people have practically no communication with others than their own tribe, being seldom visited by travelers. The inhabitants of the New Siberian Islands are also detached people, for they can only communicate with the mainland once a year even If the weather is favorable. The pygmies of the great central Af rican forests. If they can be called a tribe, have also been a people apart For ages their existence was little more than legendary, and only two ex peditions commanded by white men Siave ever penetrated into their abode. Spell This. Some of yon wbo think yon are well up In spelling just to try to spell the words In this little sentence: "It Is agreeable to witness the un paralleled ecstasy of two harassed ped dlers endeavoring to gauge the symme try of two peeled pears." Read It over to your friends and see bow many of tiem can spell every word correctly. Tbe sentence contain many of the real puzzlers of the spell lug book. The trouble with most of us Is that we throw musty old crusts on the wa ter and expect frosted ke in return. Atchison Globe. A Honker's Generosity. In a chapter of reminiscences of Von Bunsen and his friends, in The Cen tury, the Hon. John Illgelow tells this anecdote of Humboldt: Oue day he was dining with Men delssohn, the banker, and, an unusual thing for him. was very silent. His host, reiunrklug It. observed to IIiiui lioldt that lie was sure he must be 111. "No." said Humboldt "but I am In great trouhV. Only ten minutes before leaving tny apartment to come here I received from my landlord a note In forming me that he had sold the bouse In which I reside and that I must move. The very thought drives me to despair. I really cannot bear to move again." Mendelssohn gradually led Humboldt .lnio conversation, during which be found time to write a note and receive an auswer to it. He then took nun boldt aside, aud said: "By this note I lenrn that I nm now the owner of the bouse la which yon reside. The condi tion, however, ujion which I have be come Its possessor is that you continue to occupy your apartment iu It as long aa you live." Coat'a Milk. Modern Medicine says that goat's milk, contrary to the general Impres sion, differs from cow's milk not In be ing more digestible, but in being less digestible and less nutritious, although It contains a larger amount of solid matter than cow's milk. It is indeed the most indigestible of all milk. Goafs milk bos a peculiar and unpleas ant odor and flavor, due to hirclc acid, or blrclne. It contains an excess of fat and is therefore altogether too rich for an Infant's diet To avoid a task and to fear It Is to make it our master. To set aloiit It cheerfully at once is to become Its mas ter. Rather be sweet in splr.'t than Biroua III muscle. 'THE LOST CHORD." II Sir Arthar SallHaa Cme ta Write Thai Famoaa M.tlodr. Colonel KoUrt E. I-ee Weulling. a great traveler aud musican. tells the following luterestln;: story: "It was while visiting the bouse of a nobleman In England that I first heard the story of the birth of The Lot Chord. a song that has been snug In every' quarter of the globe and which will live forever. If ever there whs such a thing as Inspiration, that song was Inspired. "There are very few Englishmen who do not remember Fred Sullivan, the great comic star and brother of Sir Arthur Sullivan. He played In all the original Gilbert and Sullivan oi-ras and has never been equalcL He was later followed by George Grossmltb. "One day Sir Arthnr Sulllvsn was notified that his brother Fred was very 111. He made every effort to reach the bouse where his brother was lylug at the point of death, but arrived too late to s.f him alive. The two brothers were devoted to each other, and the blow was a bitter oue for Sir Arthur. He was closeted with the tody of his brother for two hours, at the expira tion of which time he came down stairs and weut to the piano. Throw ing the lustruiuent open, be U-gao to play. and. bar by bar. 'The Lost Chord' was evolved. The composer sadly put bis uew comiositlon on pa per and stored It away. "The song Is the wail of a throbbing heart, the grief of desolation. All through Its beautiful harmony can le heard the strain of grief. So profound an Impression did the association of the song with the death of his brother make ou Sir Arthur that he Is said to have, even at this late day. an aversion to hearing it performed." Baltimore News. When a man is tortured with back ache or lame bick he doesn't want to experiment with new aud untried remedies. He realizes that the backache is kidney ache. The Ume back virtually means lame kidneys, and he knows that there's cry serious trouble in store if he doesn't get his kidneys to do their duty. In bis trouble be naturally turns to Doan's Kidney Pills Others all around him have been cured of kidney complaint by this wonderful little remedy. He lias the testimony of others to guide him. He KNOWS that Doan's Kidney Pills WI LL cure, no matter what form of kidney complaint be may have. He learns this bv reading emphatic evidence like the following: Mr. John G. Benford, of 4ij Horner street engineer at the "PUne," Johnstown, says: "I told the resident of Johnstown throcsh oar local papers in IKA that the pain acro-a my kidneys and right over the hips was al ways acutest in the moroinfr when getting -mt of bed and for vome time afterwards. Trouble with the kidney secretions followed and it rot so aeriona that I became alarmed. Phrsicians pronounced it tbe remit of ty phoid ferer which I had contracted some time previous and I was treated for it by them, but received little if anv benefit. As a lat resort 1 decided to try boon's Kidney Pills. Ther rave me relief right away, finally cared me and 1 have had no return of my old complaint up to date" Doan's Kidney Pills for sale bv all dealers. Price 50 cents. Mailed by Foster-Miiburn Co.. Buffalo. N.Y.. lole agents for the United States. Re-4 I member the name Uoan s and take 1 no substitute. JOMERSET MARKET KEFOKT COKKKCTED WEEKLY BY Cook & Beerits, Wednesday, (XL 4,1899. Apples i dried, t (vaporaUsd Apple Uatu-r.per 1 m.I I . .... M. ( pel bo. Butler. frvtih ke per t icivamery, per o oeeawax per a . country ham, per t Bacon.-! prcurt hm Per , life. Der 111 nr. Beans. f whit Uav 1 Lama, per Irreen. Der couce. 1 ,.! a. Oinent t'omberlanl,"per bbl.lT.0 to t.M Kegs, pel du Flab., lake herring-. J ? 'ft'i r H I? btl per 30 Il 35 Hciney, white elover.prr -jie Lard, per 7 to 10c Lime, perbbl . 00 Moiaasea, N. O., per fl Onions, per bus. 40 to 10 Potatoes, per bus o Peaches, evaporated, per m to i,m Prunes, per B hum. 1 f r lli .- i,. in-rDi . .JI..- PllUburx, per bhl 1 ml LairT, y, bus sacks . ,f H " " aw 4 bus sack ES.lS Bait, t-rouna atom, uu s aac ka. f in pie, per a tolun Imported yellow, per Sc white, A. per 8 .Vl-c granulated, per Bt -ijJ-H,c Cube, or pulverized, per 1 Sc per ral .Vie HI U til. nl ,i Sugar. Syrup. Htoneware, gallon 8e Tallow, per t 1 to So vulvar, jjr vhi . JU te.Snc uiuuiov.per oub.-... . 1150 clover, per bua .4.7.: Saedi. alfalfa, per bu.ZZZZZ 50 enmaon, per bua. 4.00 Millet, German, per bus ... .on wrwy. wniie Dcaraieaa, per Doa htickwtifmt h, Kua . . Grain corn shelled, per bua. IS to 4S UHla, per oua. Si Vj C rye, per bus ., wheat, per bun. brnn, per 10) Im kc corn and oats chop, per 100 flour, roller proem. per bbl JjJ I " apring patent and fttney A Feed Flour. 1 . ... -. , , ,.j I Arti,. Inw.r ra A a nut IMS. i -ca ai CONDENSED TIME TABLES. Baltimore and Ohio Railroad. Somerset and Cambria Branch. "OKTHTTASn. Johnstown Mall Express. Rock wood 11 10 a. m Homeraet n-M, NtoyesUiwn li-tltf, Hoov ravUla ljn, Johnstown IM) p. m. Johnstown Accommodation. Rockwond 4 40 p. m.. Homersei 5: ft! sioyeatowno 11, Uoov ersTUl.5.42, Johnstown & SOUTH W ASA, Mall. Johnstown 8 20a.m.,HooTrrsv111e M Htoyeatown Moment fcoi Hoc k wood 10 lo. Express. Johns'own 1 4.1 p. HnnTenrrlllc 2 A), HLoyratown .Wt,8omraet I li. Bock wood ;4U. Dally. . F. D. UNDER WtKr. D. B. MARTIN. Genejal Manager. Passenger Traffic Manager. pEXNSYLVANIA RAILROAD. IN EFFECT JULY I, 1893. - OOHDBSaU) SCBKOtrU, Trains arrive and depart from th station at Johnstown aa follow : wbstwabb. Westers Ex pre Rontbwmtern Express Jotmatown Accommodation.. Jotanalown Accommodation Pacine E I nrms " Way Paasenger PltiKuurg Kxprewt Mall . .... 4:3 enJH Sii 10 tr3 2:.) 4S V41 a. m. p. m. Fast Une Johnstown AerommodaUon. B-.3S M BASTWAKS. Atlantic Kipress Bea-ahore Exprena , Altoona Accommodation.. 4-4 a. m 5:40 M 8:24 - -0 - J0:1S - .1J.J p. aa :V Main Line Express . Altoona Accommodation Johnstown Accommodation.. Philadelphia Express F-t list . - ,, . . J r.xprens.. . T:!j f5 j ZZ. "ili "to sic Ise air JO to 12c ftA . ... D HXC rwr St In t u t. per boa 1 11 It . Mkii " ' A CROSS ON HIS BACK. It Waa M.4. Wit C-.la. " T Heavy to Carry. There Is a story of nn euvkun tailor current w:tti tbe Freucli i-asnntry. IU Mud...' liist his DlghlKtr. who recc hr ed u tH-iiidoa for the loss of an arm in curred while Relit injr for Ids country. better off than Idm-flf. Both m-n went to pay their rnt ua the same that's a lucky man." said ttw tailor to the landlord. -He Bets well paid for Lis arm." . "But who would be willing: to part with an arm. evea If be were paid for It r said the !audIord. "I would," declared the tailor. "You"' cried the landlord. "Why, man. you wouldn't be willing: to bear anything of the sort, do matter now tuuch you were paid for It." "I wluli some one would try me. "Now. see here." said the landlord, who had studied human nature. "I'll tt-U you what. If you 11 wear even so much aa a chalk mark on your back I'll rtu:ll your rent as lonj" as you wear It on your coat so It can be seen, the condition beiug that you tell no one why It Is there." "Agreed," said the tailor eaeny Thafs an easy way to pay rent!" So the chalk mark In the form of a cross was made on the back of h'.i coat, and the delighted tailor sallied forth upon the street. Strangers and acquaintances !ilcd him to tell him of the mark on hlJ !ack. Jokes were made at his expense, children laughed and pointed at him, and his wife annoyed him with ques tions and with conjugal familiarity told him he was a fool. The usually amiable man grew surly and morose; he shunned men. women and childrea and frequented back streets. Before the week was up the tailor found him self embroiled In a quarrel with his best friend, his wife had threatened to leave his house and he considered him self miserable and 111 used. Finally, one night he took off his coat and rubbed out tbe chalk mark and said: There! I would not wear that cross on my back another week, no. not If I could have all the money there Is Iu Taris!"-Toucha Compan ion. SHAVING A DEAD MAN. A Job That Oeeapled aa luaaeeaal- Artlat About a Wee.lt. "I have Just finished sharing a dead man." said a local artisL "The Job oc cupied me about a week and" "Good heavensr ejaculate a horrified frieu.l, "what d'ye mean?" "Don't be alarm ed." replied the artist calmly. "The operation was not as repulsive as yon may Imagine, la fact. 1 performed it with a brush. You see. a certain family of my acquaintance have a large oil painting of the head of the house, who departed from tUU vale of tears some time In the early eighties. At the time the portrait was made he wore a full beard, which was coutrary to his usual custom, and the family, who remember him best with a smooth face, have been auxlous ever since to get off the whiskers. I was engaged to shave the portrait, and hard times and approach ing rent day persuaded me to accept the commission, which, needless to say. was highly antipathetic to ciy artistic Instincts. "I had to depend entirely on the recul lection of the family for my data, and I found, to my alarm, that eacli mem ber had retained a different impression of the old gentleman's chin. One claim ed it was double aud another insisted that it was sharp and cl-.-an cut; a daughter described It as 'square and determined.' and the widow assured me privately that It was shapfnl like the prow of an armored cruiser. Alto gether I found inyself In a deuce of a fix. It was no trouble to taks off the whiskers; 1 did that in three fell swoops; but when t blocked out the Jaw experimentally and called in the crowd for suggestions, there was a grand chorus of protest. Strange to say. I pleased notody. and I have been correcting, amending, remodeling aud doing It all over again ever since. One point of dispute was the location of a wart, which half the family said was on the left and half on the right I finally effected a compromise by paint ing In two warts, one on each side. 1 got my fee all right, but before I take another tousorlal Job I'll go to driving a trolley car." New Orleans Tmies Democrat. Cave Her a Brgglig DswL lime. Autoiuette Sterling, the coo tralto singer aud evangelist, had an ex perlence lu the Bombay presidency. India, which U as quaint as auy ol Kipling's tales of the bills. She waa campaigning with Tuudita UaiuabaL and through ber magnificent voice was drawing thousands of natives to bet meetings. They had never seen thai kind of a missionary before and hail never heard a voice like hers. They were so pleased with her work that they said to themselves: This Is a foreign woman guru, and for fear of giving offense to us site has omitted to put ber begging twiwl out side of her door for us to put In the customary contributions." In India every guru, or holy person, carries a brass, wood or clay begging bowl. Into which the devout put some small sum of money. Muie. Sterling walked out upon the veranda of her buuga!ow one mornlug. and there, to her a:uazement, found two begging bowls one. a little one, with a few an nas In It, Intended for the pundita and one, an enormous affair, containing a handsome sum of annas and rupees for herself. The only explanation she could ever extract from the servant was this: "Little bowl, little money for the little pundita with little voice : big bowl big money for big missnhib with big Toice." Saturday Evening Tost. A Qnalat Eagliaa Ceremoar. On the last day of each October the city solicitor of London, with an as sistant, attends upon the royal remem brancer, when, by proclamation, "the tenants and occupiers of a piece of waste ground called the moors, lo the county of Salop." are commanded to "come forth and do your service upon pain and peril that shall fall thereon." The solicitor chops In halves two fag ota. one with a hatchet and the other with a billhook. A.terward comes the summons to the tenants, etc.. of "a cer tain tenement with a forge" In the Strand and the payment of six horse shoes, with CI shoe nails, by the so licitor. This forge has long ceased to be. aud the same shoes and nails are used year after year, the shoes being at least two centuries old. Menaerr. If It should be asked what possession I most valued. I would say some beau tiful memory. Memory Is possession. It Is the ouly thing ou earth that Is ab solutely ours, which no one can take from us. We can produce ami enjoy it In a crowd of uncongenial people as rasily as If we were alone. No noise fsn drown Its voice; no distance can dim its clearness. Strength, hope, beauty, everything else, may pass. Memory will stay. "f ou asked me to bring you some pm money ihhj morning." said the youug husband. "Yes." she replied, with q air of ex pectancy. "Well." said he, "I thought 1 might as well save yoo a trip down town, so I brought you a paier of pins Instead." Chicago News. Tfca Qalek. the Dead aae! the Other, 'rs. Casey and Mrs. Murphy met In street car and. were discussing family affairs. "And how many children have you Mrs. Murphyr "Foive. Two livln. two dead and waa l rhlladclphj.--sunshlue. Snyders ST & IS It requires a good selected Block aud a neatly arranged room to do a brisk business. WE HAVE BOTH OF THEM. B g eE g Pure Drugs fresh and good condition. ProcrnTvHrm ComPundins we Mceuei I 1 CoUl ly LIUll Anything not advertised, ask for it, we are sure to haye it. Toa are always sure of getting tuebest Hnf iVq T Pnnrl q Glassea fitted to 8Uit Up Lit Cll UUUUO Call and have your eyes tested Trusses Fitted. All of the best and most approved Truisej kept in stock. Satisfaction guaranteed. JOHN N. Druggist, 5 je r. i , . . 1 1 1 1 1 1 Louthefs Drug Store Main Street, Somerset, Pa. This Uodel Drug Stcrsis Rapidly Secerning a fa Favorite with People in Search cf FRESH . AID . PURE DBUGS Medicines, Iye Stuffs, Sponges, Tntsa Supporters, Toilet Articles, Perfumes, &c. th oocroa eivia pkxsohal 9U1T CABS SEIKO TAXBS TO CSX SPECTACLES, T il LOlllllBi S nescnu And a Full Line of Optical Goods always on hand. From k large assortment all can be suited. THE FfflEST BBAHDS OF CIGARS Always on hand. It ia always to intending purchasers, whether they boy from us or elsewhere. J. Til. LOUTHER M. D. MAIN STREET - SOMERSET. Pi Somerset Lumber Yam MAjroTACTTrnxB ajtb DsALxa ajto WBOintu akd Rktailsb of Lumber and Building Materials. Hard and Soft Woods, Oak, Pplar, SidiBis. Fltkctf, MaaUn Walnut, Yellw Pine. Flooring. Baah. Star Balk Cherry, Shingle, Doors, Ral aster. rhestnifc Lath, While Pine Dllnda, Newel Posts, Etc A tenoral llneof all grmda of Lumber and Building aterlal and Ror.n H'.aU f stock. Also, can furclah an jailing in the Una of our baatnaa to order with najC" ble proraptneaa, such a Braeketa, oddld;work,Ietc. Elias Cunningham, Office and Yard Opposite S. C. K. NEARLY Fifty-eight Years Old!! acknowledged tbe country over as the leading National Family 'ewpPr' Recognizing it value to thane wbo deoire all tbe news of tbe State an.l N,tk'V, poblixheraof ThkSojifrsst riERALn, (your own favorite borne paper) Into an alliance with "The New-York Tribune" which enables them to furnai papers at the trifling cost of $2 00 per year. Every farmer and every villager owes to himself, to hi family, and to tb monity In which he lives s cordial support of his local newspaper, a it or'f,!( Untly and untiringly for hla interests In every way, brings to bis horn news and happenings of his neighborhood, tbo doings of bia friend, the efc-" and prospects for different crops, the price in borne n:arketa, and, in weekly visitor which should be foond in every wide awake, progret,ive UaiiiJ- Just think of it! Bth of these papers for only 32.00 a year. Bend all orders to THE HERALD. aottCMOCT. PA. IT WILL PAY TOTI TO BUY TOCR Memorial Work WM. F. SHAFFER, SOMERSET, PSNJTA. laanu&otBrer of and Dealer ta Eastern Work Fo rait hod on Short Nottee HAffil HI ESiKTI f 8SI Also, Agent for th WHITK BR03AEI IVraona In need of Monnment Work will And tt to their Interest to m!1 at my show where a i.roper showing will given them Satisfaction gu-antead la every eas, it Price vry low. 1 lavlte special attention to Whit Bno, Or Far Z!r Mommtnti. prodaeed by Rev. W. A. Riag. ai decided improvement In th point of M.ennt aid Construction, and which tadosttned to be the popular Moo a rnent for oar enaogeableclt naia. Gtra aa a oail. Wm. F Shaffer. mmmmmmrr ' Pharmacy. stor I rr-ale it a point to keep ttJ large line of Dregs in t pn In the way of SNYDER, SOMERSET. Pa. 3 1 3 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ii 1 1 1 ! i n i i m i i , , , , , . II r t attsstiow to ih cohfochdiso of i S3 OBIT FBXSH AND FUK ABTICXIS. EYE-GLASSES, a pleasure to display our goo R. SUUoa, S0IEBSB It's s 1 r? lire, 1 ot devotu n tn th -interests and prreri(y of 'be Am,r People baa won for it new frit-nils ai years rolled ry and tbe original niniib" its family passed to their rewsrJ. tnl'-l' admirer bro loyal and steai!:a-t U- with faith in its teachings, and iirlM; tbe information which it bring to homes acd firesides. As a natural rt.naequenoe it enjr old jre all tbe vitality and vigor of itsy' strengthened and ripened ty tbe eipw of over half a century. It has lived on its merits, and on tn " Jial aopport of progrive AmeriM. It is "Tbe New-York Weekly Tr:W It.l.tlUiUIUiJ a i SOOTISiS il FiiCTICALLT Ia&a!I ;.v- i Over coo Beautiful Dtgr.. Family MS