ferset Herald vm FARM SEWS AND VIEWS. Keeping Potatoes ia Winter Deliy ing the Budding of Peach Trees. If r r - V t.n " - ' . 3. !'-' liucd until t..n Tlfff- n-ln'ol'' ,r' Add!- 'e' V-' " Somerset, i'a . lW; l'um'a. , ....... -i.- ' " Vl'i.AW, """ N.rlKl, A. f- ..V-" , ,.. : r.in-curtf, 1 a. 1 - -..iiJtlBCl I'. I !C ! !i -.-:ucimA, Pa. k- m 2!,-;H;r;;;.-Ai-:.AW, ,,,, i,. ..-. liJ.HK r : , i.l.. f. r -ei, IV. iit Court :. L, i'a. !:KAAtlLY-.VT.LAW. r fi Iiiuu i. i -A M.A W, i'a. .. . . :u ''- l '-L.lir-r en- v:.m ua v. A. L. Ii. HAY. I " iN H. I'.:!.. .. i j;;.i..t.l-Ai-L.i, i ii i-N 0. K1MMKL, oiiu-rMrU Fa. . ..... v IU ..iU r :il:SL If'.. II. C- Va.u. -i- up - r. Kn- j iitibAlLAff, ,!,...-!, I'a. , ... ; .. . . i . ..r .l!tr 1 . a ,l .... 1 i, jt::i uJ;'ili- I :i l ba.k. JJ. A;iv::MA-AT-LAW, i..v.r-Lvra. v. . u. Hi'rrEL. i'liiijlH a KITi-KL, J Aii..:.r.)Ai-iAW, 4 ..s.ii.;".. - ; '.i..r crt will be Hl1;::..;,,,.,. .l the J W.fAi.viU.:. M. 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W iits 'round with ijnick aud Kna.py Klrlde wt'llwi up with military pridr, A ii' nIIi (jiii' Ty!i' 'I'd inakeyou Ulilik Hi' 'j titu ral, hy Jink .' Wl.'-n walkm' 'lung with me ht'U say ; Now, dad, don't luuih In itU a Way! Hid" up yrr h-ad ! Iliniw out yrretinrt niitii jou think Til lut yir vct! Tuk nut, u" try ft (tit the sup ! Now ! ha.-. fiHil. HUH-f.KiI ! h. i) ! li. p ! h"p lt.w from ! Thruw li k yer hliouldcm T tin-! Tin-way that kid kit p drilHn' lne ! Jii-'n trot a s-r whi r.- hi' was hit At I'alixK-an. all' say llial it If I'luif Sammy's brand, to show That he knowed how to Cu e a ft,e. An' Ih. n the gals! Why, they Jest seem To think he is a four-h,4 Itqim ! Sitiu,. i;als. that umiI Ui fc.y that he Wa'n'i iu it at a --parkin bee!; I'e hi!rt V ui tell o" IxHiki an' s ho,jb A liiakill elu.lar out o' fools, ( f di'inou's in the rouh that's made To hille like cuimu' finest grade. Hut I am k ti Ik X that there Ain't nolliin ei that kiu compare With I'lirleSam in inaKIn' men. An I kiu prove that KMiue by lien. miner 1'osL THE BRIDE Of THE HY I.YNX K.iHY MF.KKINS. It was right in the swelter of the hottest spell for years when lie pastor emeritus died. Most of us, uili.out sayiug s, thought it distinctly uukind of him to imjK- the necessity of a fu neral in such weather, pulling so many K'XhI people to inconveuietice and dis rottifiirt. ftut, at any rate, he waa dead dead ill the fitlltless of years, dead in the ripeness of a life that wad clean, pure and sweet. The day was certainly hot. People can:e into the heautiful church gasping ami grumbling, sank intii their pews, and, with all reverence, devoutly wish ed it were s.ou ovtf, and they might get back to the country, the mountains and the seashore. The handsome pa t r was a iiutrlyr in his hot clerical be-lon-ittgi: iu ppite ' an electric fan cleverly coucealei in the alcove, it grew hotter all the time. "Of course, somebody from our fam ily had to come,"' the girl with the blue hat was whispering to the girl in the pink waist, "and, as usual, they put it all on nie. They wanted papa for one of the pall learers, but that was out of the question, don't you know. He is too feeble." "I heard they hud a lot of trouble getting enough men to act as pall-bearer"." said the girl in the piuk waist "No wonder. Just think of tie weatht r! Did you ever f-el such a hot day?" "Never. It is perfectly awful!" "I hope they will get through ." that I can take the twelve o'clock traiu. You will ruu hack to the mountains on the express, of course. It is hard to firing us to the city on such a day, but of course he couldn't help it. Aud the Dx'tor was such a dear, good man. Honestly, I believe if one of our family had not come to the funeral, mamma would lie afraid to go to Heaven. He baptized all of us, married most of us, buried a few of us, and we have a queer feeling about him." "It was the same in our family. He was more t us than the physician." "It seems to have !eeu the same in nnst ot the families. I never heard of any t f our set that he didn't cither mirry or baptize. Pa used to tell the Doctor that he tulle ved he mairied Adam and Eve." "Yes; and don't you remember thtt one week he get over a thousand dol lars in weddit.g fees?" "Ye, and gav e every cent of it away. Paused to tell the Dntor that he didn't know the v::l'je of money, and I've heard the old IVictor reply that tLe only way to make a dollar useful was tJ kp it moving; and no matter how much they gave him, he was alwajs p Hr." "He did a lot of gofd. We know of ciMS where he was-a real angel. You r.'ii:euil r late one afternoon a family was reported to our Help Society, but we were ail tired out, and it was too U:e to do anything? That night the old Doctor held a reception, and so rue bo iy mentioned the case casually to him. Well, don't you know, when the r? . ption was over, and everybody had g i:e, the old D'KUor di.-apieared, and d du't get back until two o'clock iu the morciLg. He walked two miles, found the hotir-e, waked up a grocer, and had th se it le comfortable before Le left them. My, it made us all feel ashamed of OoXsclvstT' "Gracious it gets hotter every min ute! Behold the LVminie in the pul pit. He look like Niobe all perspira tion. Iiy the by, did you ever hear the old I tr's romance ?" "Weil, this i the real story. Papa you know he and the iKx-tor were life long frieiic's told it to us for the first time last uight Death, he said, un sealed bis hps. He bad told it to mamma Ufore, but to the rest of us it was all new. The old Doctor was in love. He fell in love when he came here as a young clergyman. "The church was small then it was before he built it up and it had do paid choir, nor any of the modem fix ing?. But ia the uapaid choir was a girl one of those t iiiu, queer things with a wonderful voice, and the youog pistor fell iu love. with her and she with him. But they were too poor to marry, and she was too poor to wait, and so she began to use her Toiee to support herself and her mother. "rsxn, as such thiogs go, the wa mer SOMERSET, PA., hiugtng in concerts in halls and places, and was making a great deal of money. Her voice was simply wonderful a high, clear, Heavenly kind of music that just took hold of people's souls. The papers were full of her, and her picture was everywhere. And all the time uhe was atich a furore the young pastor was workiug and building up this church. One day hhe came back, and went to papa aud asked for a confi dential interview, aud then she told him everything how she loved the pastor, how ho loved her and impor- tuued her to marry him, for the church was growing, and be could now up- port a wife; and how she was doubtful, because she was afraid the publicity of her name might make her marriage in terfere with his work, and how she would rather sacrifice herself than in jure his ministry. "Weil, it was hard lines for poor old papa, but he is a conscientious old thing, who says what he thinks, and he told her what he thought, and she thanked him and left Pana said he felt as if he bad committed a murder when he saw her go out of the room." "Yes, I heard from grandma that he had a love who would not marry him. But I did not know it was as romantic as all that. I wonder what ever be came of her?" "Rich and retired, I lielicve, and liv ing quietly in the city somewhere." The last comers were taking their seats, and, just before the services be gan, a slender figure, enveloped in mourning, crept up the aisle, and sank into a pew near the front It was a peculiar service. When the idea of placing an organ in the church was first proposed by the young minis ister, many years before this funeral, there was a great protest, but patiently and kindly the young man had won his way, and good music had helped as much to fill the pews as the clergy man's preaching. There was a mar velous organist in those early days, and he was greatly devoted to the young preacher. In decades that had passed the or ganist had grown bent and deaf, but his love for the minister lived, and when he read of his death he asked that he might be allowed to play the pastor's favorite hymn at the funeral. And he was at the organ, loving it for what it was, jut as he would a sweet heartloving it more for the sweet con-1 solation it might give, just as be could a wife. The lady who was to sing the solo hid cotiie, at great personal sacrifice, in coiuplHtieut to the tbiym of the church which she served, but the heat in the choir loft was particularly sti fling, and her corpulence was a handi cap. She fanned to the limit of her energy, and the more she fanned the warmer she grew; but she was faithful to her duty, and the people gave to her any pity that they had left after pity ing themselves. I had no idea of bringing myself into this plain narrative, but it has been my lot in my threescore years or more, to attend funerals in churches, of many denominations, and, now that the serv ices have begun, the same curious feel ing comes over me. As an old-fash-i ined physician, I know that my part ends at the death-bed, but it has been interesting to observe that through all the sad rites, a similar sentiment runs. I have heard the services of the Prot ectant Episcopal and Catholic, of Pres byteriau and Methodist of Lutheran and Oiaker, of almost all, in fact, and in each of them, whether the noble dignity of the Protestant Episcopal, the wonderful high mass of the Catho lic, or the impressive simplicity of the Methodist, or the different excellencies of any and all, one thought has always come to me: How blindly we do these reverent actions for the dead, when ou whole religion teaches us that they have awakened into a knowledge as far beyond our real knowiog as Heaven is from the earth. Faith bridges the distance, you say, and so, indeed, it does, but I can not get away from my thought, and per haps that is why I was so drawn to the young clergyman who, in bis addrese, said that no words of his could in crease the glory of that Heavenly awakening. Then be told simply the story of the man who bad given bis life to the church and his fellow men; who, in the very excess of bis goodness and char ity, had never been able to understand meanness, nor to feel resentment to ward ingratitude. It was altogether worthy of the young man, and, undtr the circurastcoces of the heat aud the desire of every one to get away, it was really wonderful how well be held the attention of the congregation. There came in good time the hymn of the pastor emeritus. We saw that the soprano was tryiDg to force herself up to the ordeal, and we wondered if she could get through. The beat was worse than ever. Henry Moller, the old organist, trembled to the seat ni. closing his eyes, saw the favorite hymn of bis friend, the pastor emeritus, stretched before him in ascending notes from earth to Heaven. His fingers touched the keys and there came a sound of music, rich, gentle, worship ful, with the soul of the musician and the heart of the fi lend playing trgetber. It touched us all, and it nerved the so prano for her effort. She anise and put ber full strength in the first verse. It was sung well, but the effort in it was direful, and I, at least was not surprised that when the last line of the verse was conclud ed she moved ber bead from side to side to say that she could go no further, and sat down. I started to the loft, but when I saw ber fanning I knew that she bad not fainted, and I resumed my seat Then occurred the strangest thing I have ever seen at any funeral. Old Moller, being deaf and lost to everything save the hymn of bia dead friend, kept on playing as if nothing bad happened. The interlude was al most over, aud the congregation saw that the soprano would attempt noth ing further, so we waited for Moller to finish the instrumental performance, without a voice to sing the word. But suddenly there arose in the mld- ESTABLISHED 1827. WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 18. 1899. J die of the ehuich a figure drewed in d'jep mourning. She quickly threw back ber heavy veil, and we saw a face of infinite sweetness, ola and with wrinkles, but angelic In its softness, purity ana beauty the race that was the mirror to a lovely life, and a clean loving heart; a face that, once seen was uevcr to be forgotten. Aud I had seen it in its earlier y ars. As the note of the verse was struck there came forth a melody that filled the church and thrilled our hearts. True music is always Intoxicating, but the peculiar sweetness of the voice and the sympathetic vibration In each tone bad a powerful ctn.ct amidst these sur roundings and uuder these circum stances. Women forgot to fan, and men bent forward, and children gazed wonderingly. The voice rose and fell in perfect cadences, the very fullness of sympathy and inspiration. The verse sung, she stood with clasped bands and waited for the second, and old Moller played on, oblivious to all save the organ aud the hymn of bis friend. As the song proceeded, the beauty of it, the intense interest of it flowered into an indes cribable glory. The hearts were sing ing. The souls were singing. Heaven itself was singing. There are on record several notable iustancea where the singing voice was returned in old age aud uuder intense excitement, but, as far as I could re member, the reaction generally meant collapse aud sudden death. I was iu the pew just back of the singer, and, without being jierceived, I moved so as to be near her if she fainted. But she lid not faint When she finished the hymn, she half sat half Bank down in the pew, and quickly replaced the veil. I could not help bending forward and saying: I am Dr. Thomas Ambers Tom Ambers you used to know. Can I cVo anything for you?" "No." "Shall I escort you out after the sen- ice ." It was as I thought Her nerve was good for all the funerab The manner in which she uttered the monosyllables showed that. Well, do you see that?" exclaimed the girl with the blue bat to the girl in the pink waist. "Old Doctor Ambers taking her out before the procession. He's a perfect old nuisance. He al ways was. I would have given any thing to see her; now we can't because if we go to the cemetery we'll miss our trains." "It is fearfully exasperating, isn't it?" "Yes; and I heard old Doctor Am bers used to le in love with her, too. And I half believe be is yet Wasn't her voice beautiful? Aud it was all so odd." "Lovely. I would not have missed it for the world. Do you expect to catch the 12 o'clock train?" "If I live through the heat Isn't it killing?" "Perfectly frightful!" Just before the services were over she had tJrned tome and said "Please take me out." I knew what she meant SLe wanted to escape the crowd. Wiir; we reached the street I called one of the few carriages, and, placiDg her in it, got in myself and closed the curtains. She sank back, saying noth ing for a time, but presently speaking very gently: "Thank you, my good friend, thank you! God made me do it! God did it! Blessed be His name!' "Blessed be His name!" I repeat d, not knowing what else to say, it being no time or place for compliments cn her singing. Nothing more was ever said on this subject by either of us. There were very few persons at the p rave, and the heat was almost intolerable. We drove back without many words. When we reached ber boarding-bouse she asked that the young preacher come to see her as soon as possible. Late in the afternoon be was in my office. "Doctor," be said, "this is so extraordinary that I seem to be moving in a dream. The iucident at the church was strange enough, but straDger things have come, and I want your advice. She says she expects to die soon, and she wants to be buried near him, and I don't know what to do. How could I explain the two graves in the lot?" "No explanation necessary," I repli ed. What does the living world care for worn-out preacher; or worn-out doctors? We save their souls and save their lives, and then they forget us. A doctor may spend a lifetime in doing good to others, but let him stop a year, and be had just as well dry up and be blown away. And a pastor emeritus, with no relatives to place flowers upon bis grave, will not be disturbed by the memories of the world. Tell her yes." It was a more comfortable day when we next visited the lot the young preacher and I and we lingered there until the men who filled the grave had followed the hearse and the attendants around the bend of the road. Then, with uncovered bead, the young preach er stood by the graves, and with closed eyes repeated something to himself. "You were saying the marriage serv ice," I said as we started to go. "She aked me to do it" be replied, 'but why, I do not know, for are they not together in Heaveu ?" And as we walked on I beard him aaylDg, "God is Love, and Love is God. How wonderful is Love!" "At least," I said, thinking of the graves, "I was beat man." Saturday Evening Poet Drying Preparations simply develop dry catarrh; they dry up the secretions w hich adhere to the membrane and decompose, causing a far more serious trouble than the ordinary form of ca tarrh. Avoid all drying inhalants and use that which cleanses, soothes and beala. Ely's Cream Balm is such a remedy and will cure catarrh or cold in the bead easily and pleasantly. All druggists sell it at AO cents or it will be mailed by Ely Brothers, 56 Warren St, N. Y. Is it a burn ? Use Dr. Thomas' Ec lectrlcOiL A cut? Dr. Thomas' Ec lectric OIL At your druggists. iu High Speed, Great Strain. "I read a piece the other day," said an old locomotive engineer to a New Orleans Times Democrat writer, "in which a New Orleans railroad man said that I'iO miles an hour was one of the possibilities of future traveb I veuture to disagree with him, and I'll tell you why he doesn't take into ac count the human machine in the cab. I dou't doubt but they will build en gines that can stand a I V) mile gait, but they can't build the engineers. Ou a fairly good roadbed one notices very little difference between 2" and iiU miles an hour. I mean the strain on t'je nerves isn't materially iucreased ; but anything above that limit is the pace that kills. The Sensation is simp ly iudescribable in words. It seems to jar every separate fibre in the body, and the tension is so terrible that one is apt to feel the effect for days. "The average man can't stand many spurts at even ( miles uu hour, let aloue I.jO. He comes out of such an ordeal 'all broke up,' and jumps when he bears uuexpected noises, like a hys terical woman. My own theory is that the effect Is proJue.il niiialy through the sight You have to look straight ahead, but at the same time you see the things whizzing past on both -ides of the tail of your eye, and it is as if some thing bad hold of the optic nerve aud was pulling it out like a rubber band. That's a pretty clumsy explanation. but it's as near as I can come to it. Many'a the time I've staggered when I got up t. jiu my seat in the cab. "That thing of staring straight head," continued the engineer, "is b )uud to get on any man's nerve in the course of time, particularly during night runs. One sees queer things, and ve bad some scares in my life that would have turned my hair white if bair really turned white that way. The worst trouble is with shadow. It's no uncommon thing for a bird to flit across the headlight and throw a shadow down the track as big as a box cir. Of course, it's gone in aniustant, but in just that heart-U-at the nerves have been given a shock that they may not recover from for a week. I've had that happen to me several times. I would be tearing along at aior mile clip, when all of a sudden some- bing big and black would loom out of the dark right between the rails and not fjur telegraph poles ahead. Next second I would know it to be the shad ow of a bird, but as far as I was con cerned the mischief was already done. have bad a vision of sudden death and a sledge-hammer blow on every nerve centre in my system. These things make me doubt whether a man could stand the IX)- mille strain." Compliment Always Dear. Age may bring wrinkles and snowy bair, but it never burns out the love of compliments and pretty speeches in the heart of a woman. If men would only remember that women grow beau tiful and sweet of character when told that they are beautiful and sweet of character the world wouldn't know half the shrews aud fretters and scolds who keep things stirred up as if with a soup ladle. 1 Know a woman who must be 00 years old if she's a day, but a pretty compliment hst on her? Not a bit of it She had been living on them all her life, and for that very reason will be young and fresh when another woman would be faded and old. She inspires sweet thoughts by ber manners and charming, interest ing mentality. Just the other uight she was sitting in a box at a theater, sharing an evening's enjoyment with several other playgoers when a young man appeared on the stage and claim ed ber attention. I saw that man's fath ?r play with Charlotte Cushman 30 years ago," she remarked to a man who sat beside her. "You must have been brought in on a pillow," be answered. Now, why in the world don't men cultivate cleverness like that? Not one in 4'J) would have had the tact and quickness to have made that reply. I can't prove that statement of course, but I'd bet a good deal ou it I could just the same. Chicago Times-Herald. Useful Hints. When a bat is wet with rain it should be dried with a silk handkerchief, brushed with a soft brush and, when it is nearly dry, with a bard brush. The best thing to clean decanters is a mixture of salt and vinegar. Put a dessert spoonful of salt in the decanter. moisten with vinegar; shake well and rinse. When Limps are clogged with oil the burners should be boiled in a strong solution of soda and water, and allow ed, to get thorough ly dry before being used again. For the turn of the stair, that ugly place in the old city bouses, tall silver taper holders of Russian workmanship or the old Dutch candlestick four feet high w ill be found effective adjuncts. Southerners affirm that the people of the North spoil watermelons by too much chilling, which renders them in digestible. Before putting away linen take care that it is thoroughly dried aud well aired. Nothing collects dampness quite as quickly as linen. Should linen show signs of turning yellow wring out in lukewarm soap and water, then dry and store again. Getting Acquainted- A Ravenswood mn tells this story I about a friend of bis whom? business takes him away from home frequently: For the last month or so he has had a respite, and bis neighbors have r.o ticed the uu usual length of his vL.it to bis own bouse. Oue of them asked him recently if be had got pretty well acquainted with the members of bis family. "I think I am making an impres sion," he responded. "My little girl went to ber mother the other day and said: 'That man who comes here some times spanked me to-day ? "Chicago News. He WEATHER LORE. Superstitions and Sayings as to the Meaning of Various Signs. Thunder on Sunday is considered by the weather-wise the sign of the death of a great man; on Monday the death of a woiuau; on Tuesday, if early in Summtr, it foretells au abundance of grain; on Wednesday, warfare is threat ened; on Thursday, au abundance of sheep aud corn, the farmer may reckon upon; on Friday, some great man w ill be murdered; ou Saturday, a general pestileuee and great mortality. Friday's weather shows what may be expected ou the following Sunday that is, if it rains on Friday noon, then it will rain on Sunday, but if Friday I clear, then Sunday will le fine as well. The twelve days immediately follow ing Christmas denote the weather for the coming twelve months, one day for a mouth. The day of the month the first suow-storm appears indicates the number of snow-storms the winter will bring. For example, the first snow storm comes on November IN look out for twenty-nine storms. There U an old saying which orig inated perhaps for the benefit of school children that there is only one Satur day in the year without suu during some portion of the day. A gale, moderating at sunset, w ill in crease before miduieht, but if it mod erates after midnight, the weather will improve. No wmtlier is 111. U the wind i still. If the full moon shall rise re-d expect wind. The sharper-the blast the sooner 'tis past A light yellow sky at sunset presages wind. When you see northern lights, you may expect cold weather. Hazy weather is thought to prognos ticate frost in winter; snow in spring; fair weather in summer, and rain in autumn. Storms that clear in the night will be followed by a rain-storm. Three foggy mornings will surely be followed by a rain storm. If the ice on the tree melts and rnns off rain will come next, while if the wind cracks off the ice snow follows. When the leaves of trees 9how their under side there will be rain When the perfume of Cowers or the odor of fruit Is unusually notice.! rain may be expected. When the sky is full of stars expect rain. If a cat washes herself calmly and smoothly the weather will lie fair. If she washes against the grain take your mackintosh. If she lies with her back to the fire there will be a squall. Cats with their tails up and hair ap parently electrified indicate approach ing wind. If pig9 are restless there will be windy weather. The direction in which a loon flies in the morning will be the direction of the wind next day. Magpies flying three or four together and uttering harsh cries predict windy weather. Flocks of crows signify a cold sum mer. When the owl nests look out for a storm. When the swallow flies low rain will come soon; when they fly high exjiect fine weather. If the rooster crows at night he will "get up with a wet head." Six weeks from the time the first ka-ty-did is beard there will be frost Coster's Joke on Osborn. Tbe late Charles Osborn, the New York broker, and Gen. Custer were in timate friends, and Oborn annually visited the general at bis camp on the plains. During one of the Indian campaigns be iuvited Osborn and a party of friends out to Kansas, and after giving them a buffalo bunt, ar ranged a novel experience in the way of an Indian scare. As Osborn was lying in bis tent one night firing was heard at the outposts and the rapid riding of the pickets. "Bootsand sad dles" was the order in the disturbed atmosphere of the night, aud Custer appeared to Osborn loaded with rifle, two revolvers, a sabre aud a scalping knife. "Charlie," he said, in bis quick, u-rvous way; "you must defend your self. Sitting Bull aud Flea in-You r Boots, with Wiggle-Tail Jim and Scalp Lock Skowbegan are on us in force. I didn't want to alarm you before, but the safety of my command is my first duty. Things look serious. If we don't meet again, God bless you!" The broker fell on bin knees. "My God, Custer, Custer," be cried, "only get me out of this! I'll carry l,000,0u0 shares of Western Uuion for you into the firm to get me home. Only save mer But Custec was gone, and the camp by shrewd arrangement burst into a blaze and shots, oaths and war whoops were intermixed; suddenly a painted object loomed on Osborn's sight, and something was flung in bis face a human scalp. He dropped to the ground, said the Lord's prayer back ward, forward and sideways, until the noise died away, and there was ex posed a lighted supper table, with this ex planation on a transparency: "Osborn's treat T Chicago Record. "The famous Cincinnati nerve spec Ultsts failed to do for me what a few bottles of Wheeler's Nerve Vitalizer did. It cured me, they could not." So writes Mr. Cyrus MeCaully. Navada, Ohio. For sale at Garman'a I)ru Store, Berlin, Pa,, and Mountain Jt Sju's Drug Store, Confluence, I'a. A Depressing Oatloot "That young woman missionary looked sad when she went away." "Yes; we fixed her up so she won't have to have any new clothes made for seven years." Chicago Record- "Take time by the forelock." If your blood is out of order, begin taking Hood's Sarsaparilla at once and pre vent serious illness. aid WHOLE NO. 25 1G. Wax Jlikjs Strane Stories. A young surgeon of oneof the Mas sachusetts volunteer regiments did his duty during the terrible days that fol lowed the surrender of Santiago and gave up his life saving the lives of others. When at last the transports catue to carry the soldiers to Moutauk the surgeon was too weak to be taken away. A few hours after his comrades left him he breathed bis last H Ls effects were sent to the sorrowing father and mother and sister in Massa chusetts, ami later the Uxly was brought home to rest in eternal pea in the beautiful cemetery which the surrounding Berkshire Hills seem so faithfully to guard and protect. When his personal property wus looked over one thing was fouud to be missing. Tnat was the watch which the young man's father bad given bim ou bis twenty-first birthday. Govern ment aid was secured, and a thorough search was made for the missing arti cle, but it was not found. A week ago thu nurse that cared for the young surgeon during his last ill ness died. Wuen the trunk of the dead nurse was examined a pawn ticket wa discovered. By means of this the sur geon's watch was recovered aud return ed to his family in Massachusetts. Shortly after the reburial of the young man's Uxly a stranger called on the father. The stranger was surprised to see banging on the wall of the office into whieh be was shown, a portrait. the features of whieh seemed to bim familiar. "Pardon me," he asked, "but will you tell me whose picture that is?'' "That is my son who died at San- tiago," was the answer. "I played football with bim once when he was at school," the stranger declared. "I remember be stumbled over me and fell in such a way as to break two of bis front teeth." "We have reason to thank you for that accident," said the father, "for it was by those two front teeth, whieh h.i'l been built down with gold, that his body was positively idetiti.'ied." Bstn Journal. Jerry's Letter of Advice. A son of Erin appeared at the mon ey order window of a pootolti'-e, and said that he wanted to "sind some money to ould Oirelaud." "Fill out this blank," said the clerk, handing the applicant oneof the blanks used on such occasion. 'Au' phwat is that?" aked Jerry. 'It's a blank that every applicant for a money order mu-t fill out -a kind of letter of advice regarding the money order." "An' phwat has a letther of advice Ztt to do wid me sindin' tin doilars to me ould mother?'' "A letter of advii-e to the postmaster where the money is to be paid must al w3's go with a money order." Jerry went away from the window, grumbling and mystified. After half an hour of painful effort at a high desk provided for the public at one end of the room Jerry return ed to the window and banded in this 'letterof advice" to the postmaster at Bdlyearnej : "D.-ar M ike, O'im tould Oi mut give yt z a bit av advice before you'll be able to pay me ould mother the two p-Hiiids O'im sindin' ahmg with this. S , Moike, Oi would ad vise yez to come to Ameriky, au' get a job a kapin' post o.'fice, for it's Hligant post ortice they has here, an' Oi 'e no doubt the pay is tin toiiues what it is wid you. So now be sure an' pay me ould mother the to pounds, for Oi've done as the law says, and sint yez a letther of advice." Youth's Companion. Wale Hampton Trout Secipe. Senator Vest, says the Louisville Courier-Journal, is in West Virginia catching mountaiu trout and cooking them as his friend, Wade Hampton, taught him to cook them in East Ten nessee and West North Carolina. First catch your trout though in the mean time, have a good fire on the bank of the stream that you can roast a potato in the embers. Dress your trout before the life is out of it, dip in cold spring water until it is col J. Pat a rasher of baeon inside it with butter, pepper an i salt; inclose iu a green corn shuck, from which the roasting ear has just been taken, tie up, open the embers, deposit the shuck and fish, eovt-r up with hot embers and live coals, and by and by you have a dish of fish that Lucullus would have given the ransom of a province for. That is what Vest does every summer vacation, and there is no telling how long a man who does that is going to live. As to Russia Leather. There was a time when Russia leather was exclusively a Russian export, aud the demand exceeded the supply. Always very desirable fjr the smaller articles made of leather, jc'j as satchels and pt cketbooks, it was especially in demand fur binding valuable books, as its aromatic rJjr repelled m y.hs aud other lusects. A few volumes thus covered would protect a whole library. Its odor and pliability are principally owing to the use of the oil of birch bark in the finishing process. In 1173 our Minister to Russia, Marshall Jew ell, bimsjlf a tanner, discovered the pro -ess by which thij famous leather was made. And from that time on "U wsia" leather had au extensive mat ufaeture and sale iu the United States. Better yet, it ia as good as the importeL And so you see we may indulge iu choicest Russia leather without crip pling home industry. Beyond the Footlights "Hid !"' whispered the villain, creep ir;g stealthily across t be stage. "Ye-; I expected you would be," re joined the heroine. And a murmur of applause trickled down from the gallery. Chicago Newj. DiSjulties ia His Way. "When I marry," be said, "it will be to a rear, j smart up to date girL" "If that U your ambition," she re plied, "you would better employ some one ty do your loveonking. Chicago Evening Post How to keep potatoes sound and in good condition until planting time, or even later, la a matter that causes farm ers in this latitude anxiety should the wenther be variable in wiuter. A Kansas farmer tried the experiment of putting his potatoes in au airtight chamber and bu ruing sulphur thereiu for a few minutes until the fumes of the sulphur rilled the chamber, which s then closed for half an hour. The potatoes may theu be placed iu bins iu a cool place. He fouud that the sul phur fumes prevented sprouting, des troyed all disease such as scab aud the potatoes were as sound aud at tractive iu appearauce as thotw bought for seed. He also found that they germ inated ahead of others planted along side, and made a much stronger growth. He tested with ouly a few bushels, being afraid of injury to the potatoes, but recommends to farmers to try the plan with a few bushels aud compare with some not so treated. If a tight barrel (whisky or vinegar) is used it may be filled three-fourths to the top, a sulphur candle lighted and the top put on, throwing a piece of carpet over the top to prevent leaking of the gas. There will be enough oxygen in the barrel to supply surtl citit sulphur for the purpose. Every half-hour the barrel may be emptied and more potatoes used. Tne g is is heavy and sinks to the bottom. Last year it was made known that the fruit buds on peach trees could tie retarded iu opening by "whitewash ing," and last spring the results were very satisfactory. The trees are spray ed In Iecember, with three subsequent sprayings iu order to keep the trees whitewashed. The whitened buds will remain dormant until April, but if not sprayed they may open in Feb ruary or March. The cost is about ID cents per tree. When whitewash was used 30 per ceut of the buds passed safely through the winter, while ouly ti) per Cent of those not whitewashed survived. Make the whitewash of four parts water and two parts skimmed milk, with enough freshly slaked lime to have it of a consistency that will permit of spraying it on the trees. The Limited Relationship. "How be ye'."' aed the stranger, cordially, as he stopped bis buckboard in front of the gate. Uncle Hiram surveyed the outfit sus piciously from where he stU ou the farm house steps waiting for dii.iier, and ev idently reached bis own conclusions as to its nature. "Wall," be replied, slowly, "I dunno as I need no elixyer o' life er sure cure fer consumption ter-day." "I ain't no patent med'eine vender. I'm " began the stranger. "Ner air lightnin' rods a fav'rite in vestment o' mine," broke in Uncle Hi ram, emphatically. "I tell ye I'm " again the stran ger started to explain. "An I got all the books I want, got more readiu' 'n I cau 'tend ter since thet eueyclopedyer feller roped me in," announced Uncle Hiram, decidedly. "I aiu't no lKik agent," denied the strauger, earnestly. "I'm " "Nutherdo I hold by patent plough., ner churns, ner windmills, ner uuth in," interrupted Uncle Hiram. "I ain't selliu' iiuthiti, I'm sorter a cousiu o' yonr'n," announced the stranger, with desperate rapidity. "Ye be?" queried Uncle Hiram, doubtfully. "I be," aitfrmed the stranger. "J,ry maw's cousin, Arumder Meddergrass, married a um-Ie o' yonr'n, Sile nar rower." "Ya-as, I've beam tell o' someth'n' likv thet" acknowledged Uncle Hiram, thoughtfully. "Wall, put yer hotta iu the barn; tbet's good nuff fer dinner, but ye can't stay all night ou it, mind ye. ' New York World. Teach Children to Read Aloud. A mother should take great pains to teach her children to read aloud ac ceptably. Much time and money are often expended in cultivating the voice for singing, and yet quite as much pleasure may be given by the person who reads aloud in a pleasing manner. No attempt need be made at elocu tion as the word is ordinarily under stood; distiuct utterance and proper emphasis so as to convey easily to the hearer the meaning of the sentences read are all that is necessary. Ladies' Home Journal. How to Tell a Good Sponge. Although the difference betwjen a good and a bad sponge is very marked, but few people seem able to appreciate it. The first requisite of a good sponge is that it should be dark in c ilor. The beautiful yellow sponges commonly seen in droggists' windows are a delusion and a snare. The natu ral color is a light to medium brown, and the yellow sponge have been bleached by a vitriol bath, which de stroys their elasticity and makes them wear out much sooner. Bta Taaag sad Old Caald Ltara to 1,4 vaatag. We have in our school in this country clti-ae ia the three r'., ia grammar, in geography, ia history and ia various oth er thiugs. but none iu oouruwy and coin mm sense. 4 ftea it appears as if there was a more imperative need of this clasa than of any other. Why cot impart a lilt'.o slant tovsrd morality in the reading of the ex .juiou schools not religion, by aoy manner of mean, but ethics. The boy or girl who reads a story or an incident ia which the sKentiai wrjngof theft is illustrated, who is tiiadt to the self-injury it works, as well as ths hardship ou others, is the I likely to he ;Te.-teJ by unwholesome sur roundings and vicious example. Educa tion Ls a moral help ia itseif, and crime finds its follower cbitlly among the ig norant ; but oia.l.i .t ought to be as much, an air;rof public solicitude art informa tion and reanouing have become, and the paper set before us a daily Jit of oin utu-laii-n that prove bow erude the idea of many people are in respect to their mor als and bebavh.r. A few words spoken in time by a teacher, or one in authority, night check the IhoughtliAoitiaHe of thxe children who thruw banana peeliug ou the sidewalks t the risk of the whole public; who smash the glass ia lamp posts for amusement ; and it might inform thousands that In America it ia the rale of the road to pass to the right instead of crins - crowing every which way and bumping against all comers. Kspet-ially, it might instruct them in the absolute worthlwaneM of sticks and stones that so many hoard as "relies," because they were stcleu from a place of interest. Dyspepsia bane of human existence. Burdock Blood Bitters cures it, promptly, permanently. liegulatea and tones the stomach. To brighten and clean windows, put s tea.Mpfjl of ammouia to every pail ful of tepid water, wash well with a sponge cr soft rag, tben dry with a eJean cloth, and polish with a leather or an old silk handkerchief.