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VXjLBuKS 4 t'OLBOliX, i AHyaMlls-Al'-UW, boiuerwt, Pft. 1 1. tiakCM utruelca to our cure will b !"jtipLj kitU !jiiiluii' iWiivlri to. Coiie iU LEAER, JIu a rroRS ey-at-law, J bomcrbet. Pa. pcuor iu Sourrtict aud adjoluinj uo. bu.iita tiiuiiilcd ID iuiu Will J 1ctr jl'j a. pi iicii Uou. 'j a a lvkkkotu. w. h. kl ppel. r)lrEoTH A RITl'EL, iV A Tlj to L Y S-A 1 -LAW, j bouierwH, Pa. urutrocird to Uicir care will be rr.. ui nuciu..v alu-uvloi to. uAm 1 HI. MAliSl.'EN, M. D., t 1A. auil L'KuUX, nouirraet. Pa. 'icf F:jm Xaimiial liiuk. t. UriiUuii K.vtu u in cart of the I l IX' Urt irvuluirlil ol CUromc Uli J -iiica.rft ua.iv. 1 rtrpUOUc. CAKoTHEIiS, M. D., t siv.i.1 A i L' lvON. a P---.cm. Strwt, opiKiaive U. B. at oEce. DH. h K. MiAKr Oi, fciBlA.N AuhUiUiEON, homerart. Pa. lus prvifcto.oiuil ter tct to Uie cili- )S-J. M. LOUTH ER, i'lYMClAM and eL'RUEON, nrvrt, rear of lruf autre. H. s. KliLilELL, k'T'- P-fn;oiuU arrvica to lb eiU trLtrU Lr can be iuuud at tiia ol- S-J ti.McMILL.EV wrltk IU AAruUKlry. T a'-lrUon to the pmmnUoo 1 " '' Ut-lu. Aruilcial m-U luaertcd. itu-J. Ul'rat.iBiaUalcurj'. t-'tticc -ac'i1 H- lavi a Co a Mora, - u w ai.u rauioi aireeta. J"AXK B. FLUCK, Land Surveyor " E-NcLNEEK. LUUe. Pa. OmTIVE MUTUAL FIRE CO., LERLIX, PA. itouraii it ntuitl cost by icsur ? Loie. ve iusure Town aud e iusure Town &ud ,:B.pruptr.v. Write for iDfurnuOion. JAC. J. ZOEK, Secretary TEL GLOBE, unueiAce, 1'euii a " kLoau luu ban Urn ir(umuihl ,." aMrr Z'z:...r7.'i- iZT J" il tadqaarvrrm wtMai John Mu rray iii wwrtaker and Embalmer, GOOD HEARSE, Tt KnAlnlm to raBcrala fora- ated. L SOMERSET . . pa 7 1 xe VOL. XLVIII. NO. 14. GRANDMA HAD CONSUMPTION and I am afraid I have in herited it. I do not feel well ; I have a cough ; my lungs are sore; am losing flesh. What shall I do? Your doctor says take care of yourself aad take plain cod-liTer oil, but you can't take it. Only the strong, healthy person can take it, and they can't take it long. It is so rich it upsets the stomach. But you can take SCOTT'S EfifiULSION It is very palatable an easily digested. If you Trill take plenty of fresh air, and exercise, and SCOTT'S EMULSION steadily, there is very little doubt about your recovery. There are hypophosphites in it ; they give strength and tone up the nervous system while the cod-liver oil feeds and nourishes. toe. JtvJ $i.oo. aU dm tst. SCOTT & lSOVi'S.Chnisti,.ew York. THE First National Bant Somerset, Penn'a. Capital, S50.000. Surplus, S4Q.000. UNOIV'DED PROFITS S4.000. DEPOSITS ftCCCIVC IN lSf aKOSMAU. AMOUNTS. PAVABLC ON DEMAND CCOUNTS or MCNCMANTS. 0 A ft M ENS, STOCK DC ALIUS. AN 3 OTHERS SOLICITED -DISCOUNTS DAILY. - BOARD OF DIRECTORS. HAS. O. Sc'l LU, OKU. R. HCl'L-U AMKS L. ri'iH. W. H. MILLER, JOiLS B. KOTT. ROUT. 8. 8CULL, EDWARD WTLL : : PRESIPEXT VALENTINE HAY, : VICK FKK1 1 E.NT. HARVEY M. BERKLEY', CASHIER. The fUDls and cur1ti(of thla ha,DK arr eurrly prutM UMl Id s rriebratt-d ixki.i!vs BCK- oukfiiwrntt i. lueouij' aaie oiaueAoao luvel? burglar-proof. Jacob D. Swank, Watchmaker and Jeweler, Next Door Weet of Lutheran Church, Somerset. - Pa. km Now prepared to supply the public with Clocks, Watches, and Jew elry of all descriptions, as Cheap as the Cheapest. REPAIRING A SPECIALTY. All work guaranteed. Look at my stock before making your purchases. J. D. SWANK. KEFFER'S NEW SHOE STORE! MEN'S BOYS'. WOMEN'S, GIRLS' tad CHiLUKtA i SHOES. OXFORDS art SLIPPERS, Black and Tan. Lute Styles and Shapes at lowest CASH PRICES AdjoiniuK Mrs. A. E. Ulil, South-east corner of aquaie. SOMERSET. PA. I Blend most softly ond X 4 play most ciicvtmlj tver li festive stvtic vliiulbicwn ( bv waxen cacults. k-iatv'i chirm, tl:at e.xtt ll.t 8 finisiied touch to tLctln.wii: roo.n or di::iiig lotui, is tL mcllo glow oi momr VAX CANDLES Sold in all colors and sUu.i.Ci to hannoaizc with ar.y intericr ba igi:ii,'S or decor; tior.s. STANDARD OIL CO. Kor nale tvfrv lit-re. tajij AHWMMXlMaWS'V. Get an Education Th kt aotat in lif. B.M Brtkwl mmmt a4 CEXTFJLL STATE IZWl SCHOOL L-K ItrU H-Matas C.l. PA. Stra IkHt, wM mu 14 libwr. iK ttMnutaiMan,''"" in4 In vara oflra in Ms, lUu.T mint r r atau KLaua, l.au rimini. a, w 60 YEARS' EXPERIENCE Trade Marks Designs COrVNMMTS C it bom coct. SclJiiiinc flmencan. 1 A I DrjSBlE THE BROWNIE AND THE SUN. There was a little Brownie That livrd down by the . ; 11c wiw jtjut a cur a Brownie Aa ever hf could he. And early every morning The Brownie went to awtm, Aud all the !ltt!e mlnnowa t anie awiinruiiiK after him. Yes, early every morning, l$efore the aun arcwe. This Brownie went In Itnming, And then put ou hia riot lies. And, li.iVinj to the Eastward, KiKlit gravely he would Ky : "Now, drar old sun, you may arise. Indeed, indeed, you may !" And, aure eiioukh. each inornliiK, When Uruwiur'd had his swim. The sun obeyed his lxhc And and shone on bluu For, do you aee, the Brownie Couldn't let the ui arise, I'utl) he wan all waxhed and dressed, A nd dried his hair and eyes ! Little Folks. How Mother Aid Sot the Better of the Boom, "The town must be burnin' op; I wisht now that I had btayetl a little loDger. It's dreflul, though drefful to think on. Mother, I'm going up to the hill field to get a belter sight." The glory of the tH-ptember sunset, which inquire Duflield bad not noticed, had scarcely faded when another light, which he at once perceived, filled the heavens in the direct ion of S wanton, a hleepy old county-seat, with a pulia tion of about .IM) souls. Latterly a new influence bad mani fested itself in .Swantou. The young pxij.le bad surrendered themselves to it complettly, and even their elders, bred to slow thought and action and to a distrust of innovations, were weak ening under it. It had all happened within a few months. One day a well dressed, smooth-spoken stranger had put up at the Swan House, and had hired a horse and buggy and had driv en about the country asking mysterious questions of the farmers. Then be dis appeared, but shortly returned with a man whom be introduced as a capital ist. That sort of perxousge was un fa milial to the Swantoniaup, and they spent much time in speculating ujion his probable and possible future. There was a lurking suspicion that the presence of the strangers boded no good, which became active whn they were joined by an engineer and show ed a ditpotitiou to prowl about other people's property. Lut this being fol lowed by proposals to purchase land at liberal figures, the resentment died out It was only an acre here and another there, with an option on larger tracts, but $21)0 an acre for $-70 land was an ef fective antidote to distrust The cu pidity of the farmer was quite as well understood by the keen city men as his hesitation and suspicion, and they bad no difficulty in getting what they wanted. Natural gas was the ostensible ob ject of their search, and Swanton was in two minds about the desirability of discovering such a commodity. That it was not a familiar agricultural prod uct was to its discredit, but there were those who were sanguine over the easy acquisition of fortune and the estab lishment of a prosperous and populous city. The editor of the Daily Banner, After a talk with tbe, capitalist, unhesi--!:nr v a&id that S an ton's irnlden nn- portuiUy was at band. The n.adness began to get in its work when the Buckeye Improvement and Development Company opened spa cious officer on Jefferson street and tbe sound of drills woke tbe echoes through the. peaceful countryside. Deals were made, openly and surreptitiously, and enterprises and rumors of enterprises quickened the sluggish blood of even the most conservative. Already gas bad been found in small quantities in several wells, but the ex cited community would 1 sati.-iied with nothing less than a "gusher." One was expected in tbe big well on old man Hartman's place at the edge of town. There had been difficulties from salt water aud from tbe breaking of machinery, but the experts were sure that gas would be found in im mense quantities. Indeed, it had been making considerable commotion for several days. Squire Duflield said he was "mighty glad that he didn't live near the pesky thing;" he didn't want it on bis farm; he preferred a good crop of wheat This light, which seemed to indicate a tremendous lire, conrmea nis pre vious judgment. "Some fool has drop ped a lighted cigar and started tbe thing off," be argued, "aud it's spread to tbe hull town. I declare ef I wasn't so beat out, I'd drive in an' see what's happenin'. "By gracious! may be it'll burn the bank up I'm goin'. "Jake, Jake! hitch up Jinny quick's ever you can: l m goln' to town,-' shouted the squire; and five minutes later be and his hired man were urging the unwilling "Jinny" toward Swan ton. Tbe distance was five miles, but "Jinny" could be counted upon to cov er it iu an hour, and to get back in half that time. The country grew brighter and tbe roaring increased as the mare trotted briskly over tbe smooth pike. "It's queer," muttered the Squire, "the fire don't seem to change. We see it better 'can; we're gettin' closer, but it don't get bigger, nor act like an ordinary fire." Every time tbe Squire thought of his $3,0(10 he touched up "Jinny" with his whip. "It don't seem to be spreadin' much; they're keepin' it well toward Hart- man's place,'' he said, as they got near town; but Jake couldn't hear hint for the fiered roaring of the flame. Tbe mare was so frightened by the time thev had come w ithin a half mile of tbe well that her master determined to put her op and to proceed on foot "IIow far has tbe fire spread?" he shouted in the ear of the hostler who came out to take her. "No further'n Hartman's well," screamed the man, grinning. Squire DuSleld couldn't believe that Accompanied Ly Jake, be went to see for himself. It was true. A mighty column of fiame shot up into the air, Somerset SOMERSET, PA., tbe earth trembled, and people looked weird and ghastly in the uncanny light as they read one another's lips, for no voice could be heard; but there was no conflagration. "IIow'll they ever put it out?" Jake's lips asked. "IIow?" tbe Squire's lips repeated, as be shook his head. Up to that night Squire Duffield had ranked as an ultra conservative among the boomers, but the sight of that tre mendous manifestation of power bad khaken hi in out of bis old ideas and habits. He felt dazed and uncertain for several days, w hen he became rest less and had an irrepressible desire to go to town and hear more of tbe won ders that were coming to pass. All of tbe farmers near town were planning to plot their land for house lots or fac tory sites, and the Squire sighed, reflect ing that his land was too far from town for auy such purpose. There was to be a shoe factory, a plate glass factory, an optical glass factory, and ever so mauy other works, that would employ hundreds of meu, aud bring in thousands of dollars. The greatest enterprise of all was to be tbe rolling-mill which the suave and im posing Major Gloss was exploiting. It was reported that the company which he said he had formed represented a capital of half a million dollars. A billion could scarcely have impressed tbe Swantonians more. Squire Iluf. field's brother-in-law had sold bis farm at a fancy price for the site oi the new mill, and massive buildings were being erected for tbe accommodation of tbe machinery, tbe largest and heaviest of its kind in the world, which was being brought from Furnacetown, the Major assuring the Sw-antonians that be could uot think of remaining in a place where there were only 40,UX) people wheu he saw opportunities presented by a city with such a future as Swan ton. The rolling-mill and the Buckeye Development aud Improvement Com pany were the biggest things in sight, and some people intimated that the two were one; that is, that the same men were promoting both. "Well, what of it?" returned the boom-mad speculators. "Ain't they prominent meu and capitalists? Of course, they want to lie on the inside wherever there are millions to l made, aud they're lucky who can get in with 'em." There was a wild scramble for this privilege it was tbe tock exchange transferred to a virgin Held. Swanton never had seen so much cash or dream ed of so many notes, deeds and legal documents of various sorts as float d about in those days. The County Re corder bad to hire extra deputies aud clerks; notaries and real estate dealers sprang up on every corner. A pawn shop was started to enable tbe boomers to turn their last possessions into cash. Loutish country boys and commonplace town clerks were alike stung with tbe mad desire for speculation, and older heads were lost with equal precipita tion. "Paper" was indorsed readily and unquestionably, and promptly dis counted by tbe bank, which had hired an extra room and three times as man y employes as ever bad been required be fore. Ready-made houses were brought to town in sections and set up like ridicu lous toys on twenty-rive foot lots in Soyder's subdivision, a worthless piece of svampy land between the creek and the canal which tbe Buckeye Develop ment and Improvement Company bad bought and plotted, theirs also being tbe ready-made houses. Mass-meetings were held in the town ball and in tbe public square, and enthusiasm was without bounds. Squire Duffield could withstand the allurements of the craze no longer. His boarded $3,000 and all the money that be could raise by mortgaging tbe land, including what he had acquired through frugality and industry, and tbe homestead that had come to him from bis father, ware iuvested in the rollicg-mill and in allied enterprises promising a speedy return of dollars for cents. Farm work was neglected for the first time in his life it was not worth while to grub a living laborious ly from the soil when a fortune was to be bad by such facile means. The Squire's sons were swept off their feet, and from steady, hard-working young fellows, took to driving reck lewly about tbe country at all hours of tbe day and night, drinking and gam bling and pursuing a general mode of life detrimental to their manners, mor als and finances. Miss Fannie, the Squire's only daughter, 'saw at last the coveted avenue of escape from social isolation and household drudgery, and adopted late rising and dawdling over her toilet as tbe first requisites for a life of refined and elegant leisure. Only Mrs. Duffield, unt'ring in her industry, frugal in her habits, and homely in her disposition, took no pleasure in her changed prospects. Despite tbe querulous objections of the family, she clung to her accustomed routine of household duties, made as many pounds of butter a week as usu al, lo iked after her garden, sold eggs and poultry, and in all ways conducted herself as if she never anticipated liv ing upon a higher social plane. It was a day of sore trial for her when it was decided, in view of the growing import ance of tbe family to remove to town and occupy the mansion of tbe late Judge Bigman. Ruefully the good woman went over and over the place, doing last offices and laying injunc tions upon the tenant's wife who was to succeed her, about what to do and what not to omit Her lack of pride and of adaptation to her bettered for tune disturbed the rest of tbe family sadly, but their removal was marred by a far more ominous occurrence. There bad been for several days au ugly rumor that the gas was giving out Tbe Squire pooh-poohed the report, but a week later it was not to be thrust aside by any such contemptuous meth ods, and there was no denyiug that the Hart man well was less strong than for merly. But what did that signify ? It would be an easy matter to sink more wells and find more gas. Before this could be done, however, the capitalists liack of the Buckeye De velopment and Improvement Company withdrew from the field, leaving the Swantonians in a tangle whose labyr lothine difficulties they could not un ESTABLISHED 1827. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 13. 1899. derstandexcept as to tbe depressing detail that they were pledged for more money than they could pay or could earn in a lifetime. On the heels of this calamity came an interruption in the rolling-mill project Tbe building was there and tbe machinery was there, but tbe business halted. Major Gloss was absent in some vague locality on un known business, and no one else had authority, means or ability to proceed. It did not become known for some time that this rolling-mill machinery existed only for effect in boom towns aud that it traveled from one to another iu pur auit of this end. Since it left Swanton it had been iu a dozen other booms, but never bad turned a wheel for work. The fabric which Squire Duflield and his sous and daughter bad reared in foud anticipation crumbled into dust, and their consternation when an ap preciation of their predicament was forced upon them was pitiable. "I am ruined, utterly," wailed the old man. "Not an acre of land, not a dollar can I call my own. I don't see anything left for us but to go to live in Snyder's subdivision, and I'll have to try for day's work." At this prospect Mlus Fannie lifted up her voice in anguish, and the boys, having nothing to suggest but their debts, went out to drown their troubles in driuk while they still bad a little credit. But Mrs. Duflield looked more cheer ful than she bad done since she left the farm. "Oh, it ain't so bad but that it might be worse," the remarked, philo sophically, as she went on with her darning. "IIow could it be worse?" the Squire demanded, turning roughly upon her. "Will, I've got a little money saved up," she replied calmly. "I've been married thirty year, almost, au' you never interfered with my doin' as I liked, father leant ways, not till we came to town to be grand folks so I've saved up considerable. Whenever I bad a hundred dollars, I've given it to brother Dan to invest for me, know in' him to be a careful and honest man, and I've got a matter of 'most $7,imJ out at interest, besides uit;h on to a hundred dollars in my stockiu' that I hadn't given bim yet, hi I gucxs we might make some arrangement 'bout tbe mortgage an' move back to tbe old place. We'll get the rest of it paid off if we leave gas and improvements alone, I guess." And perhaps there was a sparkle in the old lady's eyes. "But how did you get so much money ?" "Butter an' eggs an garden truck. I wasn't never ambitious, you know." Aud the Suire bad the grace to say: "Mother, you've saved the family, an' I shan't never go against your advice in anything again." New York Press. How He Looks. Writing from Rennes to Harper's Weekly Julian Ralph says: I see Captain Dreyfus coming into court day after day with a face so strain ed that one sees the desperate concen tration of the mind behind it I e the sweat pour from bis brow in a large, airy, only half-filled court where the rest of us are cool. I see bim tug at his moustache when his hand, long used to resting on the sword of which be is deprived, do net dang'.e impatient ly by his sides. When he has the chance I hear him talk faster than even Phillips Brooks or Gladstone could utter words. Then I know that he is trying to say, in the few moments allowed to him, all that he has been thinking of in- hia self-defense for more than four years. He lives in a jail where they do uot let him see his wife except in the presence of a soldier, where a barrier prevents his embracing her. He has heard the names of tbe witnesses who are lo give evidence in the case, and there is no sound of friendliness in any siugle name. If bis conscience is clear, it must be his chief support His only other rt-liauce is Maitre Labor!, tbe huge, broad, tow ering, mastiff-like lawyer, with blue eyes that may flame or may twinkle with humor, as he wills, but with a neck such as Atlas bad, and with tbe i hin and jaw of a bulldog. Tested His Strength- Charley M. was at home from college, spending his summer vacation. The M.'s were people fairly well to do, and Charley was passing the forenoon very comfortably on the cool and shady ve randa. - Down by tbe barn-yard fence, in a neglected place, a crop of strong, healthy weeds had sprung up and flourished under the summer sun. Left unmolested in the rush of work on the farm, they were fast becoming a blot on tbe otherwise orderly premises, and that morning Charley's father the "old man" had sallied forth and w as now making a vigorous assault uptn the patch. Suddenly be left off bis work and came up into tbe yard. TakiDg a broomstick which happened to be letn ing against tbe veranda, be laid itcn tbe grass, then turned to Charley and said: "Git down here and see if you can pull me over that stick." He held in his hand a small chain, in each end of which was inserted a stout stick to serve as a handle. Then the tug began and developed into quite a spirited coutest But at last Charley succeeded in dragging the old man across tbe line. "There, that'll do," be id, dropping bis end of the chain, "I guess you're got strength enough to pull them weeds down there by the barn." "I never said a word," said Charley, telling the story afterward, "but before noon there weren't any weeds left standing." Youth's Companion. A Frightful Blander Will often cause a horrible Burn, Scald, Cut or Bruise, Bucklen's Arnica Salv, tbe best in the world, will kill the pain and promptly heal it Cures Old Sores, Fever Sores, Ulcers, Boils, Felons, Corns, all Skin Eruptions. Best Pile cure on earth. Only 25 cents a box. Cure guaranteed. Sold at J. N. Sny der'a Drug Store, Somerset, Pa., and at G. W. Brallier's Drug Store, Berlin, Pa. Encounter with a WeaseL John Burroughs has some trouble in protecting bis chickens from the weasels that lurk iu the woods around his slab-sided cabin near West Park, on the Hudson. In the August Cen tury, in "Glimpses of Wild Life About My Cabin," be thus describes an en counter with an especially pertinacious robber of his roost: I was standing in my porch with my dog, talking with my neighbor and bis wife, who, with their dog, were standing in the road a few yards in front of me, A chicken iddeuly screamed in the bushes up lbiud the rocks just beyond my friends. Then it came rushing down over the rocks pat them, flying and screaming, close ly pursued by a long slim red animal, that seemed to slide over the rocks like a serpent Its legs were so short tbat one saw only the swift, gliding motion of its body. Acrosathe road into the garden within a yard of my friends, went the pursued and the pursuer, and into thegajdeti rushed I aud my dog. The weasel seized the chicken by the wing, aud was being dragged along by the latter in its effort to escape, wheu I arrived upon the scene. ilh a savage glee mac I nau not felt for many a day I plauted my foot upon the weasel. The soft muck underneath yielded, and I held bim without hurtiug bitn. He let go hi bold upon tbe chicken and seized the sole of my shoe in bis teeth. Then I reached down and gripped bim with my thumb and forefinger just back of the ears, and lifted him up, and looked bis impotent rage in the face. What gleaming eyes, w hat an array of threatening teeth, what reaching of vicious claws, w hat a wriggling and convulse! body! But I bad him firm ly. He could only scratch my hand aud dart fire from his electric bead-like eyes. In the meantime my uog was bounding up, begging to be allowed to have bis way with the weasel. But I knew w hat he did not ; I knew that in anything like a fair encounter the wea sel would get the first hold, would draw the lint blood, aud hence proba bly effect bis escape. So I carried him, writhing and scratching, to a place in the road re moved from any near cover, and threw him violently ujmiu the ground, hoping thereby so to stun aud bewilder bun that the terrier could rush in aud crush him, before he recovered his wits. But I bad miscalculated; the blow did in deed stun aud confuse him, but be was still too quick for the dog, and bad bim by the lip like an electric trap. Nip lifted up bis head and swung the wea sel violeutly about in the air, trying to shake him off, uttering a cry of rage and paiu, but did uot succeed iu loos ening the auimal's bold for some mo ments. When he bad done so, and attempt ed to seize bim a second time, tbe wea sel was first again, but quickly released his bold and darted about this way and that, seeking cover. Three of four times the dog was upon him, but found him each time too hot to be held. See ing that tbe creature was likely to esca pe. 1 set my loot upon mm again, and made a fiuish of him. Losing or Gaining a Day. "Where a Day is Lost or Gained," is the title of a paper in the Century for September, iu which Benjamin L. Smith, editor of The Century Diction ary, tells of the difficulty of reckon ing tbe days of the week, in traveling eastward or westward: The difficulty that may lie in a mat ter apparently so simple is well shown in one of Poe's stories. The obdurate father of the maiden evidently with the Greek calends in mind promises to give ber lo the objectionable swain when three Sundays occur iu one week. To bis consternation, and the joy of the lovers, this seemingly impossible event indubitably happens wheu two sea- captains appear together upon the scene who have circumnavigated the globe in opposite directions. As a matter of fact, this bit of fiction represents what is taking place every day in the year, and must continue to occur as long as our present method of reckoning time is retained. Aud the reason for this is simple and familiar. The civil day begins and ends at mid night, but for convenience of explana tion let us assume, as is tbe practice of astronomers, that the day begins at noon and ends at the following noon. It is clear that the interval of time be tweeu two successive noons will be, for us, twenty-four hours, a day as measured by one complete rotation cf the earth, only when we remain on the asms meridian. For if at noon on tbe beginning of Monday we move, say, over a spaca of fifteen degrees towards the east, it is obvious tbat when the sun again stands at noon, for us, only twenty-three hours will have elapsed sinoeweshall have accomplished one fourth of his journey for him; that is, Tuesday will begiu, for us, one hcur t jo soon. Similarly, if we repeat this eastward movement, Wednesday will begin two hours too soon, and so on until, when our starting point is reached, we shall, in count of days, be just twenty-four hours bead in our reckoning. The re sult will be that, instead of ending tbe journey in twenty-four days, as we seem to do, aud ou a Wednesday, we shall actually complete it iu tweuty three days and on Tuesday. On the other hand, if we move westward in this way, the reverse will happen; our days, as measured from noon to noon, will be twenty-five hours long, and we shall actually complete the trip in twenty-five days and on Thursday. For the stay-at-home, and for trav elers returning thus from the east and from the west, there will, accordingly, if no correction is made in the reckon ing, be for each day three distinct dates, each perfectly correct by diary or log; and each day of the week, not Sunday simply, will be repeated thrice. The Chances of Life. The French statistician, Dr. Livrier, says tbat half of all human beings die before 17, that only one person in 10,000 lives to be one hundred years old, and tbat only one person out of every 1,000 lives to be 00. V IH il -wf jderalo.. FARM NEWS AND VIEWS. Spreading Manure on Grass Land. Values of Wood Ashes. It may lie better on some farms to haul the stable manure directly to the field than to leave It exposed in winter and lose a portion of its soluble plant food. If manure is spread on land it should be as free as possible from litter, and the best place to spread it is on grass land, as it will not then be so liable to the effects of the heavy rains as when the land has lieen plowed and the manure afterwards spread. The roots of gra-sses will preveut less of that which is carried down into the soil and the top soil is not easily washed, but if manure is spread on land as fast as it is made on the farm the laud should be level. During the winter aud early spring heavy rains will carry the ma nure to the lower land if the surface of the grass plot is billy. If tbe land is to be in corn next year it will matter but little whether the manure is fine or uot, aud eveu the litter may be spread, as tbe whole will le plowed under in the spring, the combination of manure aud sod laud making the best kind of location for corn. If manure is to be kept until spring and then spread oa the laud it should be uuder cover, as the heaviest loss is from soaking raius which leach the manure and entail loss of soluble matter. Wood ashes uot only coutain potash, but serve to loosen stiff soils and per- form valuable service as a chemical reagent This is due to tbe large pro portion of lime eontaiiied in ashes about 3- per cent which is in the best firm in which it can be used. About 1J0 pounds of potai-h is the proportion iu a ton of wood ashes, while 7UO pounds of lime accompanies it. These proportions may be more or less, ac cording tohe kind of wood from w hich the ashes are obtained. Ashes are worth only $i per ton, according to the above proportions, so far as the actual potash is concerned, though the lime and other substances contained possess value, the phosphoric acid ranging from - to " per cent. The U'ginuer on a farm usually esti mates the cost of the farm as th larg est expenditure, but a farm is ain-n-fumbraiiee if the owner has not suffi cient capital to derive thp most from the land. There is a heavy outlay to be considered for buildings, horses, cat tle, wagon9, machinery, implements, seeds and labor. The cost for the first year may exceed the value of the farm itself. It i9 better to begin with a small farm where the capital is limited than to undertake too much and lo-e all by going into debt Sheep caunot be crowded. In winter, after they can no longer find anything on the fields, it is better to keep the flock in an inclosure, allowing an open shed for shelter; but the floor of the shed should be kept clean. Fffty sheep in one flock is better than to have too many. Several small flocks will thrive w here success can not be attained with one large flock. Merinos and South downs can be kept in larger flocks than Oxfords, Cotswolds or other large breeds. It is proper to grade up a flock tr herd, but the shortest road to improve ment is to use not only thoroughbred sires, but also dams. It requires sev eral years to entirely change the char acteristics of a flock or herd through the male line only, yet every farmer should use thoroughbred males if be is unwilling to part with bis mixed-breed animals, as it will cost nothing to im prove if the additional value of each animal sired by the pure-bred male is considered. At least one pure-bred dam should be procured to compare results. There is nothing so convincing in re gard to the Use of pure breeds as to keep an account with them and com pare with common stock. It is uot a good indication w hen load ed fruit trees are propiied to prevent loss of tbe limbs. When a tree is thus overloaded it is being compelled to per form too much service. It will always pay to thin off the surplus fruit early in the season, so as not to tax the tree too severely, as the fruit left on tbe tree will be of better quality and a larger crop will be the probability the succeed ing year. Mill icts Given Away. It U certainly gratifying to the pub lic to know of one concern in tbe land who are not afraid to be generous to the needy and suffering. The proprietors of Dr. King's New Discovery for Con sumption, Coughs and Colds, nave given away over ten million tnal bot tles of this great medicine; and have the satisfaction of knowing it has ab solutely cured thousands of hopeless cases. Asthma, Bronchitis, Hoarseness and all diseases of the f hroat, Che and Lungs are surely cured by it. Call at J. N. Snyder's Drug Store, Somer set, Pa., and at O. W. Brallier's Drug Store, Berlin, Pa., and get a free trial bottle. Regular size oOc, and $1. Every bottle guaranteed, or price refunded. The Pig Got Better. A schoolmaster in a village school bad been in the habit of purchasing pork from parents of his pupils on the occasion of tbe killing of tbe pig. One day a small boy marched up to tbe master's desk and inquired "if he would like a bit of pork, as they were going to kill their pig." The school master replied in the affirmative. Ser eral days having elapsed, and bearing nothing of tbe pork, the master called the boy up to him and inquired tbe reason he had not brought It "Ob, please, sir," the boy replied, "the pig got better." Public Opinion. That Throbbing Headache Would quickly leave you, if you used Dr. King's New Life Pills. Thousands of sufferers have proved their match less merit for Sick and Nervous Head aches. They make pure blood and strong nerves and build up your health. Easy to Lake. Try them. Only 2 cents Money back if not cured. Sold at J. N. Snyder's Drug Store, Somerset Pa., and at G. W. Erailier'a Drug Store, Berlin, Pa. WHOLE NO. 2511. HARVESTING THE CORN. Catting the Stalks at the Proper Tims. From the Philadelphia llccord. The harvesting of the corn crop will soon be tbe main work on farms, aud in some sections the crop is already re ceiving attention. The most particular work is the cutting down of the stalks just at the proper time, so as to pre serve the fodder iu its bright condition It is not necessary to delay cutting dowu the stalks until the ears are bard, for then the blades may be yellow and dry aud there will be a loss iu the fod der. The com may be cut w heu the ears are tilled and iu thegla.ing stage. The grain will dry aufliciently after the ears are stored in the crib. It is esti mated that there is usually a greater loss of nutrition w hen the stalks are left until the Hades are yellow than would lie regained in the grain, for as soon as the ears are glazed the corn is then about as well tilled out as it will be later. The nutritive matter ou its way to the ears will be arrested in the stalks and the quality of the fodder be greatly improved compared with al lowing the corn to remain until the green tinge of the blades is gone. Every farmer kuows that bright, green, sue culeut fodder is more highly relished by stock than wheu the corn is allow ed to become yellow, and tbe wi inl and rains do not destroy tbe green fodder as easily as is done with tbat which is dry. If cut down when yel low much of the fodder will be reject ed, for it then contains more woody fibre and is less digestible. There is also more loss of fodder that is shocked when it is harvested too late, and if cut while creen it will cure sufficiently iu the shock, as well as be in better con ditiou for the fodder cutter or shredder, w hich reduces the fodder for the ani mals. crTTiN'i Foit h:kmn;. After harvesting the corn at the proper stage, so as to save nutrition aud have tbe fodder more succulent and digestible, there can le a further saving by proper preparation of the fM m! before feeding. Within the past ten years the shredder ha.s come and it not only converts the stalks into shreds and hu-ks oil' tbe ear, but also cuts the stalks and blades at the same time, w hich teriiiiis of utilizing the entire com plant It is claimed that from 10 to 4i tier cent, is saved in the fodder by this method, according to the quality of the fodder. As com stalks iu their entirety were formerly thrown into the barnyard to be picked over by cattle their consumption due to proper prepa ration is a clear gain. Some portions of the shredded fishier w ill lie rejected by cattle, but only a little wheu the com is harvested at the proper stage. The quality depends upon when the corn is removed from the ground and shocked, but it is the cutter and shred der that enables the farmer to use tbe whole of his com crop. The ensilage cutter is also as serviceable for cured com fodder as for ensilage. There can be no los-s, eveu if the reduced fidder is uneaten, as the refuse can be used for bedding and then as absorbent ma terial in the manure heap. In fact, if the cutter and shredder were used for no other purpose than to son vert the stalks into bedding they would be val uable; but there will be but little of the corn fodder rejected if it is bright and in in good condition. It is of import ance to give the saving of the fodder more attention, as it is more valuable ttian the grain, if carefully prepared for the animals. Horses will keep well on good fodder and come out in the spring ready for work, but if the fodder is dry, and the blades whipped off by w inds, and the shocks exposed in the fields, tbe animals will only select the best portions. Sli redded fodder can ... , ,'-.1 a.so lie baled, lite nay, ana suipptu auv distance. STliRAliE OF lilt'liKK. This country atlords a wonderful spectacle to the foreign farmer who travels along the highways. He be comes surprised at the waste of valua ble feeding material, for in every field may be seen shocks of corn fodder that have fallen over, the snow, wind and rain destroying it, while that which is left Irom destruction is leafless and tbe stalks frozen. The farmer contents himself by hauling this worthless fod der to the barnyard to be trampled by cattle and coveited iuto manure; but he loses the fodder as a food and as an aid to the supply of hay. It is uot as val uable for the manure heap when ex posed as when cut or shredded, for when reduced it absorbs tbe liquids more readily and will also decompose sooner. As the loader is equauy as valuable as the grain if properly cured and prepared some estimate may be made of the annual loss to farmers when it is stated that the corn crop, at S cents per bushel, is worth $-00,OUO, OvJO, and the fodder fully as much, but more than one-hall or the fodder is wasted in the fields by exposure, en tailing a loss every year of $j0,000,0J) If con verted into milk, butter and meat this waste material would bring to the farmers f-'jOO.OOO.OoO per annum. Such a loss would not t permitted by man ufacturers, for at the great slaughtering establishments everything is saved and sold, even to the hair, hoofs, biood and horns; but the farmer, w ho should be economical if he wishes to succeed. throws away one of the most valuable products of the farm that simply re quires care in harvesting and storing to Ui utilized. More stock can be kept when the entire corn plant is used, aud better manure for the farm can be made by putting the fodder under shelter or even stacking it in a manner to pre vent loss from exposure during winter. "Never Bam a Candle at Bath Ends." If you do your light w ill soon l-e gone aud you will be in tbe dark. Don't think you can go on drawing vitality from the blood for nerves, stomach, brain aud muscles, w ithout doing some thing to replace it Hood's Sarsapa lilla gives nerve, mental and digestive strength by enriching and vitalising the blood. Thus it helps people who are overworked and tired. Hood's Pills are non irritating, mild, effective. The Lau gulag-Plant Tbe laughing-plant grows in Arabia, and derives its name from tbe effect produced by eating Its seed. It Is of m lerate size; has bright yellow flow ers, which grow iu tufts, and leaves of a dark green color. Its fruit is a pod or capsule, stuffed with a velvet-like padding, in which like snugly imbed ded two or three seeds resembling 9tnH black beans. The natives dry these seeds, and then reduce them to powder. When ad ministered in judicious doses the pow der produces effects very much like those arising from the inhalation of nitrous oxide, or, aa it is called in com mon parlance, "laughing gas." The person to whom the powder is given shouts, laughs, sings, dances, aud acts iu a ludicrous way. His merri ment lasts for about an hour, then he quietly falls asleep. After several hours he awakens, and has not the slightest recollection of anything that he said or did while under the influence of the powder. It is said that an overdose of laughing-plant powder is likely to cause seri ous results, but a small quantity does no harm. The powder is sweet, and it is a common joke to put a little of it iuto the coffee of some unsupecting irson, in order to have a laugh at bis exjieuse. A little life may be sacrificed to a sudden attack of croup if you don't have Dr. Thomas' Eclectrie Oil ou band for the emergency. Can Keep Apples Sound. Mr. E. II. Daniel, says the Priuce ton ( Ky. ) Kentuckiau, has a number of perfectly sound apples which he has kept over from last year. Mr. Daniel's process is a good one and may be re garded, as something new iu the way of preserving fruit" He has a cellar which is kept at the same temperature all the year; and he has discovered that by putting apples in it in such a way that they will uot touch each other they may be kept sound for mouths and pos sibly years. He also has a method by which be w ill, in the future, buy eggs at tbe times of the year when they are cheap and keep them for months when be can receive a handsome price for them. He finds that by penuittitig pure fresh water to run over eggs con stantly they may be kept sound for months. He will likely try tbe ex lerimeut this season, as he has a sys tem of water works by which lie can easily keep a large supply of them. Brave Hen Fail Victims to stomach, liver and kidney troubles as well as women, aud all feel the results in loss of appetite, poisons n the blood, backache, nervousness, ic ad a he and tired, listless, run-down f.-elinif. But there's no need to feel ike tiiat. Li-teu to J. W. Gardner, Ida . ille, I ml. He says: "Electric Bitters are just the thing for a man when he is all run down, and don't are whether he lives or dies. It did more to give me new strength aud good apjietite than anything I could take. I can now eat anything and lave a new lease ou life." Only ceuts, at J. N. Suyder's Drugstore, omerset, Pa., and at G. W. Brallier's Drug Store, Berlin, Pa. Every bottle guaranteed. Do You Want an Ancestor? An amazing romance of high life has just been terminated iu the Assize Courts at Venice by the condemnation of a duchess to twenty-live months' imprisonment for forgery, says the St James Gazette. A Parisian adventu ress, anxious to provide herself with respectable parentage, informed tbe Ducbesse de Beauffremont, a lady fam ed for ber piety and philanthropy, that she was prepared to give 2,000 to be adopted by a person of rank. The Duchesse accordingly referred her to Prince Gledroye, a ruined nobleman. who, rising to the occasion, declared tbat she was in very deed bis daughter and that documentary proof could be obtained at Venice. The Duchesse re paired to Venice and procured from a priest named Cogo a forged certificate of birth, on the strength of which the adveuturess married one of the princes Troubetzkoy. It is Jast as Important That you enrich and purify your blot d in the Fall as in the Spring. At this time, owing to decaying vegetation, alow water level, aud other causs, t here are disease germs all about us, and a weak and debilitated system quickl yields to attacks of malaria, fevers, etc. By purifying and enriching your blood with Hood's Karsaparilla you may build up your system to resist tht dangers, as well as coughs, colds, pneumouia and the grip which come with colder weather. To ie on the safe side, take Hood's Sarsapari! la now, and always be sure it is Hood's and uot something else represented to be "just as good." The True Incompetent A good story is going the rounds of Simla society just now, says tbe Pinang Gazette. It seems tbat an unfortunate clerk in one of the Government offices, wittj'wenty-tbree years' service, recent ly took leave and overstayed his leave by nine days. He was called upon tor an explanation, and in the end the sec retary ordered him to be dismissed. The clerk thereupon appealed to tbe Viceroy, who called for an explanation of the circumstance. Tbe secretary showed tbat the man bad not only overstayed bis leave, but was hopeless ly incompeteut as well. His Excel lency thereupon ordered the man to be reinstated, aud wrote across the secre tary's explanation tbat be considered the hopelessly incompetent man was the ou) who took twenty-three years to fiud out the other's incompeUuce. How to Tell a Good Sroagt. Although the difference between a good and a bad sj-mge is very marked, but few people seem able to appreciate it The first requisite of a good sponge is that it should be dark iu color. The beautiful yellow sponges) commonly seen in druggists' window are a delusion and a snare. The natu ral color is a light to niadlum brown, and the yellow sponges have been bleached by a vitriol bath, which de stroys their elasticity and makes tbeui wear out much sooner. "My daughter had tits for fourteen years. Her case was considered hope less by the professors at Ann Arbor, where she was taken for treatment Wheeler's Nerve Vitaliwr cured her la less than two months." The words from Peter Phillips, Sbabbona, Mich. For sale at Garman's Drug Store, Berlin, Pa., and Mjuatain dons Drug Store, Confluence, Pa, I