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' ieu I first knew Robin Charteris he Vas still at Katou; a handsome, healthy, high spirited boy, with the brightest smile and the kindest heart in the world. I always likl him, aud I was not singular in that rexpect, for everybody liked him. Everybody, did I say ? Well, everybody, with one ex ceptiou, and that exception, strange to say, his own father. Sir John Charte rs baud the boy with a cold and sys tematic hatred that was as unswerving as it was ungenerou a haired found ed upon the fact that Robin's birth had been the price of his mother's life. He was a stern, hard, morose man, whose one weakness was the paion with which he had loved his wife and the tenderness with which he cherished her memory; and the people disliked him as much as they liked Robin. Abfwt two years after I first got to know the family, Robin left Eton and went up to Trinity college, Cambridge, He had not done much in the way of learning at Eton, but he had made himself a name in the cricket field and on the liver, and that name he kept up worthily at Cambridge, He also began to make a name for himself iu somewhat different lines, but I took no notice of that, A man N bound to sow his wild oats sooner or later, aud the sooner the better, I think, lest the harvest be too late and too bitter. Robin's chief chum, Harold Mars den, left Eton when be did, aud the two went up to Trinity bgether. In the Long, Robin brought bis friend home, and I saw him for the first time that summer when I ran down to Char teris park for a week's cricket, I had heard a great deal of him from Robin, and somehow I had got an idea that he led and Robin followed, but when I saw them together I found that I was mistaken. It was Robin who led, and Harold followed with an absolute devo tion and fidelity thatT can only des cribe as dog-like. Ieft to himself, Har old would have been a steady, persever ing, plodding boy, but Robin was as wild as they make 'em, and Harold du tifully followed in bis footsteps. Well, at the end of the Long the two went back to Cambridge, and for two years after that I saw them from time to time. Then the crash came, I shall never forget the day when Robin rush ed unceremoniously into my bachelor quarters in SL James's, aud blurted out the story of a life's tragedy in five bald words. "I'm done," he said. "I'm going under." I was so petrified that I only stared at him in blank amazement, "I'm done," he said again. "I'm done, Colonel; and I'm going under." He sat down heavily in the nearest chair, and in the bright morning light I saw that his face was lined and worn and gray, like the face of an old man. His sunny brown eyes were dulled with despair. "Robin," I said. "Wbj-, Robin, my dear boy, what does it all mean? What are you talking about? He stared at me stonily. "I'm done," be said, for the third time. "I'm going under." "Going under?" I repeated, helpless ly. "Rut why, Robiu ? What has hap pened ? What what have you done?" His right hand clinched itself on the arm of his chair. "Cards." he said briefly. "They spotted me cheating, you know. The governor's kicked me out, and and and well, ts I said before, I'm going under." Robin looked at me, and I looked back at him. I have been confronted with several tragic situations in my life, but I think this one was the most tragic of all. Sorrow, parting, loss, death, all these things are terrible and hard enough to bear, goodness knows; but when it comes to dishonor well, that is another matter altogether. Robin was such a boy, though, such a boy! And his drawn, haggard face looked so wistful and so piteous! I could not help feeling sorry for him, even while I condemned him. And I have always been glad of that weak ness if, indeed, it was weakness. I felt so sorry that I even interviewed Sir John, tin action which was utterly opposed to my principles, for I have made it a rule through life to mind my own bu.iibH and to leave other people to mind theirs. Needless to say, I gain ed nothing. "Robin is bad," Sir John said, coldly, "and bound to go to the devil, so let him go in his own way. I wash my hands of aim. I'll never see hinj or speak t him again as long as I live, and if I could leave the old place away from him I would. Unfortunately, I can't, as it goes with the title. Don't say any more, Maitland. I tell you the b y is bad. He belongs to the devil, and the devil may have his own for ms." I was convinced that Robin was not bad. only wild and thoughtless, and reckless to the last degree; but I said no more. It is only a waste of time to ar gue with an angry man particularly if he happens to be a father with a cer tain amount of right on his side and I never waste time. That is against my principles too. So Robin went under. That is to say, be sailed to the other end of the world, and began life all over again in Austra lia. He wrote to me regularly, and I followed every detail of his career with the keenest Interest, rejoicing heartily as ne rose step by step, slowly but surely. Meanwhile, I sar a good deal of Har omer SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 23. 1899. old Marsden, who took his degree with honors, and, having got himself called to the bar, set to work with a will at the profession he had chosen. Much as I liked Robin, I could not help thinking sometimes that it was a good thing for Harold that he was removed from bis influence. Well, the years rolled by, and in due course the time that comes sooner or later to all men rameteSir John Char- teris. That is to say, he died aud was buried with his fathers, and Robin his son reigned in his stead. When Robin came home, I was sur- princd to see bow little change uine years had made iu him. He went away a boy of 21 aud came back a man of 30, but beyond that the change was but slight, lie had the' ratntHnppy- go-Iucky, boyish manner, the same ea ger smile, and the same kind, generous heart. It was a great pleasure to me to shake hands with him again, one of the greatest pleasures I have ever had; and I said so in the warmest terms I could think of. lie laughed his old, infec tious laugh. "Thank you, Colonel," hesaid. "You always were a good sort, and I see you're a good sort still. I believe all you say and thank you for it," Robin went down to Charteris for a bit to talk business and look into the affairs of the estate, and then, as it was May, he came up to town for the season. I invited him to share my quarters, and that be was very glad to do. All his old friends rallied round him, invita tions poured in from every side, and he took up the thread of the old life again with a t.eit that was half amusing and half pathetic in the eyes of a more or Icks blase man of the world like my self. Everything would have gone well if it had not been for a woman. Oh! these women! When will they cease to fur ther trouble and complicate a world that is already troubled and compli cated enough, Heaven knows! When, did I say? Well, perhaps when the sun of this life has set for all time, and the last kiira of the last man has grown cold and dead on the lips of the last woman. Poor old Robin! It never occurred to me that be would fall in love with my niece, Monica; but he did, all the same. And that was the end or all things. He came slowly into my room one night, and his face looked as it had looked on a certain never-forgotten day nine years ago. "Done again, Colonel," he said, with a pitiful attempt at a smile, "and going under again. That's about all I'm tit for, I think." He leaned on the mantelpiece and let his bead full on his hands with some thing very much like a groan. I look ed at hiru wouderlngiy, for not the faintest glimmer of the truth had as yet penetrated to my dull brain. "What is it, Robin ?" I asked. "Not cards again ? Surely, not cards again ?" He raised his head at that. "No," he said, bitterly, "it isn't cards again it's a woman this time. There's nothing like a woman, Colonel, for sending a man headlong to the devil." "Oh, a woman!" I repeated, blankly, turning over in my own mind the names of all the married women of our acquaintance. "A woman, Robin? That sounds bad. Who is she?" "Monica," said Robin. I si nply gasped. Fool that I was; I bad never suspected such a complica tion as this. "Monica!" I echoed feebly. "Oh, Monica, I I never thought of Mon ica." Robin laughed a short, haid laugh. "I have thought of no one but Mon ica lately," he said, "and I don't think I shall ever think of any one else again, bbe isn t the sort or woman a man forgets." "Hut, my dear boy," I said, "my dear boy, it's it's it's " "Hopeless," Robin finished, laugh ing again, "you needn't tell me that, Colonel. I know it now." I said nothing for a moment, while I pondered this new and unexpected situation. "Have you said anything to Mon ica ?" I asked at last. "Yes," Robin answered drearily, "I spoke to her to-night, and she told me that she had accepted Harold Marsden just an hour before." I was silent. This was not unexpect ed news, at all events, for I had been watching the developments of the af fair for some time; as pretty a little love idyl as I had ever seen. "She told me that she had accepted Harold Marsden an hour before," Robin said again, "and that stung me, I can tell you; but there was something that stung me more, and that was the way she looked at me, the way she received my offer. She looked at me somehow as if I had no right to ask her to marry me almost as if the love I offered her was an insult Can you can you un derstand it, Colonel ?" " He looked straight at me as he asked the question, aud I felt desperately un comfortable, for I understood only tco welL "I'm afraid I can, Robin," I answer ed hurriedly, for it was no good beating about the bush. "I'm afraid Monica remembers that old story, you know, and that's what it is. You see, the knew you when it happened, and the was old enough to understand what it meant, and and and Oh! you know, there's no accounting for women. It's better to steer clear of them if you can." Robin turned rather white. "That old story!" he repeated, in a low tone, "Is it to stick to me to the end of time, then ? Am I never to rise above it never to blot out the shame and misery and degradation of it? Is my whole life to pay the price of one rash moment? Oh, my God!" I felt more uncomfortable than ever. "As far as the world goes," I said, you have risen above it, and it is blot ted out But this Is Monica and Mon ica is different" Robin was still looking at me. "Monica is a good woman," be said. "and I thought good women were gen erous and pitiful and tender to to thote who were not so good. I thought they tried to help men and to raise them to better things," "There'a no accounting for women," set ESTABLISHED 1827. I said again, lamely taking refuge in a general statement Aud it's quite true there is no ac counting for women, even the best of them. For there are women in the world who, even while they hate sin, can still love the sinner, and forgive and condone everything for the sake of their love. And there are others who are incapable of separating the sinner from bis sin, and who, however much they may pity and sorrow for a man's fall, can neither forgive nor condone the sin by which be fell. And then dishonor! I thought of pretty, saintly Monica, with her narrow, nun-like creed and her rigid moral code, aud I knew if Robin bad been the only man in the world he would still have stood no chance with lur. Fity she might have felt for him, sorrow, and perhaps even sympathy up to a certain point; but love, never. "You see," I tried to explain, "Mon ica is such a queer girl. She's had a queer bringing up, and really the isn't a bit like the ordinary every-day girl." "If she had been," said Robin, softly, "I should never have loved her." "She's so romantic and full of fan cies," I went on. "She lives in a world of her own, and she's always reading poetry. She has the strictest code of honor I ever came across, and she meas ures men by her own standard. She's awfully fond of quoting poetry about some chap in the middle ages who wore 'the white flower of a blameless life' King Arthur, wasn't it? And then and then oh, bang it all, what's the good of talking?" Robin's white face grew whiter still, and his lips twitched with a queer smile as he looked at me. " 'The white flower of a blameless life,' " he repeated, slowly. "I see, Col onel. And does Harold Marsden wear 'the white flower of a blameless li'e?' " I felt pu-uled; his tone sounded so odd. "Why, yes," I said, "as far as a man can in these days. Anyway, he ba kept his honor." These last words fell from my lips almost without my knowledge cer tainly without my will, aud I would have given the world to recall them as soon as they were Itpokeu. I had not meant to hit the boy so hard as that I saw him wince, but a momeut later he was smiling again. "Don't hit a man when he's down, Colonel," he said, "it's unsportsman like; and, besides besides " His voice faltered huskily, and he was si lent I was silent, too, for I did not know what to say. I bad never felt more em barrassed in my life. "What a world this is!" R biu went on, presently. "What a just, charita ble, sympathetic -world, overflowing with the milk of human kindness. I wonder if the next world will be the same. I wouder if, even there, one's best friends will believe the worst pos sible without proof, and condemn one without a hearing. I wonder I won der" His voice faltered again. I looked at him in amazement, and then a sudden glimmering of the truth unsuspected during all these years broke in upon me. "Robin," I cried, do you mean to tell me that you are innocent?" He made no answer, but only looked at me, still with twitching lips. The truth grew clearer to me. "It was uot you, after all. Was it Harold?" I asked eagerly. "Ah! I see it all now as I ought to have seen it years ago. Oh! Robin, Robin, why didu't you speak out at the time? Why did you take up the burden of a sin that was not your own?" Robin frowned uneasily. "Well," hesaid, "if the sin was not actually mine, the fault was, aud that's much the same thing. I was bound to stand by Harold when it was my ex ample that led him wrong. If it hadu't bcn for me be never would have touch ed a card; but he followed me, as he al ways did. One night he lost more than he could atford to pay, and then well, you can guess the rest In a moment of despair he tried to cheat, and the other fellows thought it was I, and and well, as I said before, I was bouud to stand by Harold." He paused and looked at me again, but I said nothing. What was there that I could say ? "It didu't seem to matter whether I went under or not," he ad Jed, in alow, bitter tone. "Harold had a mother who would have been broken-hearted if she had known the truth; but I had no body." I put out my baud and grasped his. "And I never guessed the truth till now!" I cned. "Itohin, can you ever forgive me for my blind aess? What a fool I must have been what a fool!" Robin sighed drearily. "It doesn't matter much now," be sa'.d, "but I used to wonder at first that nobody guessed the truth. It seemed so strange that everybody should take my guilt for granted. D you remem ber the day I came to tell you about it, Cjlonel? I think I had some vague idea that you would trust me, aud refuse t J believe the story; but you took it all for granted like the rest" I groaned. "Oh, the pity of it!" I said. "The pity of it all!" "It doesn't much matter now," Robin said again, "and really I don't knor that it mattered much at any time. Come, Colonel, you're the only mau in the world except Harold who knows my secret; and you must keep it as I hail keep it, for ever. Let Harold go oa to the end, 'wearing the white flow er of a blameless life; and as for me as for me well, I'll let the old place and go back to Australia. There's noth ing else for it' I can't face things here." So R;bin went forth again from the home of his fathers, and bis place in the Old World knew him no more. I went down to Southampton to see him off. The day and the scene were in keeping with the event The cold, gray sea, the leaden sky, the swirling sheets of sullen rain, aud Robin's white, tortured face as he turned away from me all these things haunt me still. But perhaps the sun was shining som iwhere. London Truth. "A word to the wise Is sufficient ' Wise people keep their blood pure with Hood's Sarsaparilla and make sure of health. t n Midsummer Flay. In spring, which Is the busy time of the year, every creeping, crawling, hopping, flying, swimming, living thing of the fields, the woods, aud the streams, is occupied at home, teaching its young the ways they should g; but iu midsummer lessons may be said to be fairly over for the season and play time begins in earnest The long lazy days are come, wheu the boys and girls that care to know what other young creatures do for amusements, have only to saunter out of doors and lie iit wait under the trees at the brook siJe, or ueara clump of flowers. If you ai very still under the trees you wiil see that the squirrel is about as lively a little fellow at play as you can find. There ought to be a special sympathy between squirrels aud boys. The wonderful leaps from tree to tree that the sqnirrel can muke, merely to give a "stunt" to the playfellows with him, are enough to till any boy soul with respectful admiratiou. The robin is another fun-loving ani mal. His saucy head with the alert bright eyes, bis fearless independence, his energy in searching for his never endingdinner, make one almost asham ed to stare at him so lazily. But it is real ly best to lounge under the trees, for if you, too, sat or stood, wide-eyed and alert, you would attract to yourselves too great attention, and the animals, instead of playing unconcernedly be fore you, would begiu to worry over the iutrusion of your presence. At the- brookside on a midsummer day you may encourage the miunows to a game simply by tossing them bread or cracker crumbs. Minnows often seem to be playing at soldiers. They will head up stream in a procession, aud, quick as a wink, turn right about face, aud dart down stream for a yard or two, re-form, and as a company make their way to the dispersing point. which is often some thin slab of stone that bars their passage, but which they wisely do not rullle their tempers by trying to get over. Birds are not so numerous as insects at this season of the year, for, as all the world knows, August is the great month for butterflies, moths, aud such things. The dainty little bumming bird, however, and the no less dainty clear-winged sphinx, will disport them selves for hours about a clump of flow ers, a trumpet vine, or a honeysuckle. The butterflies, you must have noticed, are perhaps the greatest lovers of play, and get their reputation for frivolity from that weakuess. Our Animal Friends: Scrofula, salt rheum, erysipelas and other d istressing eruptive diseases yield quickly and (lermaneiitly to the cleau- siug, purifying power of Burdock Blood Bitters. Home Caret. For sore throat try a compress of cold water. For bilious colic try soda and ginger in hot water. For sick headache rub peppermint oil on the temples. Tincture of arnica is the best applica tion for tprains or bruises. A hop bag wrung from hot vinegar is a quick relief for earache. For nervous headache bathe the back of the neck with hot water. For a cold in the bead try suulliug powdered borax up the nostrils. Limewater and sweet oil applied im mediately will take the pain from a burn. Snuffing tannin is one of the best remedies for a serious case of bleeding at the nose. If an artery is cut tie a small cord or handkerchief tightly between it and the heart For leg ache and the "growing pains" of which children complain wrsp the leg in salt water aud then in fiaunel. To cure ivy poisoning when sugar of lead can not le obtained apply wood ash lye, then wash off with warm water and rub with vaseline. For neuralgia try wet cloths of alco hol aud water, or paregoric, or lauda num and water, laid on a hot-water bottle, and the part steamed over it. An excellent remedy that the Ger mans use for curing a cold is the yolk of an egg beaten in a pint of water, a little butter, three lumps of .ugar and a tablespoonful of whisky. When it begins to boil pour it back aud forth from one saucepan to another until smooth aud frothy; allow it to cool, then take a teaspoonful ever half hour. Remarkable Rescue. Mrs. Michael Curtain, Plainfield, 111., makes the statement, that she caught cold, which settled on her lungs; she was treated for a month by her family physician, but grew worse. He bld her she was a hopeless victim of con sumption and that no medicine could cure her. Her druggist suggested Dr. King's New Discovery for Consump tion; she bought a bottle and to her de light found herself benefitted from first dose. She continued its use and after taking six bottles, found herself sound and well; now does her own house work, and is as well as she ever was. Free trial bottles of this Great Discov ery at J. N. Suyder's Drug Store, Somerset, Pa., and at O. W. Bral lier's Drug Store, Berlin, Pa.; large bottles 50 cents and $1 00. Hot Milk an Excellent Stimulant. When overcome by bodily fatigue or exhausted by brain labor, no stimulant, so culled, serves so well the purpose of refreshment and rest, both bodily and mentally, as milk. When heated as hot at one can readily take it it may be sipped slowly from a tumbler, and as it is easily digested one feels very soon its beneficial effects. Few per sons realize the stimulating qualities of this simple beverage. September Ladies' Home Journal. Dr. Wheeler gives bis great discor ery for sick nerves Wheeler's Nerve Vitalizer, to nerve suffering humanity. Do not be discouraged if others failed to cure you, try Wheeler's and be cured. For sale at Uarman's Drug Store, Ber lin, Pa., and Mountain A Boa's Drug Store, Confluence, Pa. 1 J A Ee mar "table Family. The lad was only about four feet high, but be bad a coonskln cap and a pair of rawhide boots which looked as if they had been made to ordtr for a giant The man who was touring through that neighborhood, on govern ment business bent, stopped bis hor.ie at the log house to make some inquiries as to the roads. He introduced the conversation with the patronizing in quiry: "What is your name, my little nma?" .The ly looked up at him with stern gravity and answered: "Doctor Hawkins.'' "Why how long have you lieen a doctor?" "About fourteen years." "Are you the head of the family ?" "No. 1 reckon you'd call General Has kins the bead of the family. He keeps store down In th gap. Though Baron he's the brother between Gen eral and me helps a lot He's mighty good to maw, Baron is." "Are there any mora distinguished people in your family ?" said the aston ished stranger. "Well, I dunno as they're so 'nation distinguished. But there's Admiral aud Perfeasor Hawkius iu the house now." "They they are spending a little time at home are they ?" 'Yep, they've got to. Tiiey ain't big enough to go to work yet Admi ral's only four years old aud Perfes is just cuttin' bis teeth.'1 "What's your father's name?" "Paw !" His name's Jim. You see, he 'lowed he wasn't goin' to let his boys go through life without the ad vantages he'd been deprived of his-ielf. But at the same time he w'an't goiu' to give up no money to the colleges. So be took time by the forelock, and give us our names wheu we was bap tized, which I reckon is about as bind iu's and lawful as auything you could fix up. Paw's about the most pru dentest man iu the whole country, paw is." Story of a Slave. To be bound band and foot for years by the chains of disease is the worst form of slavery. George D. Williams, of Manchester, Mich., tells how such a slave was made free. He says: "My wife has been so helpless for five years that she could uot turn over In bed alone. After using two bottles of Elec tric Bitters, she is wonderfully improv ed aud able to do her own work." This supreme remedy for female diseases quickly cures nervousness, sleepless ness, melancholy, headache, backache, fainting and dizzy spells. This miracle-working inedicine is a godsend to weak, sickly, ruu dowu people. Every bottle guaranteed. Only V) cents. Sold at J. N. Snyder's Drug Store, Somerset, Pa., and G. W. Brallier's-Drug Store, Berlin, Pa. A Snake In Her Tea Settle. Mrs. William Schowengerdt, who lives near Independence, took a tea kettle to the cistern aud pumped it full of water. Without looking into the kettle she closed the lid, carried it to the kitchen aud set it on the stove. Then, as she was a little late with her evening meal, she poked the fire up a bit and put on some light kindling. in a moment Mrs. Schowengerdt beard such a splashing of the water in the kettle that she turned around from her work at a table across the room and looked at it She at first thought the cat had fallen into a pan of water near the stove. While she was looking a snake stuck its head out of the spout of the kettle. The spout was too narrow to admit the rest of its body, and as the water was fast becoming heated, the snake was frantic with pain, and made desperate efforts to get out With a scream Mrs. Schowengerdt ran to the stove and seized the kettle, running out into the yard with it There she poured out the snake and the water through the opened lid, and the snake writhed slowly away. Whether the reptile had got into the kettle between the meals or whether she pumped it in when she went to the cistern, Mrs. Showengerdt does not know, but she inclines to the latter lie lief. Kansas City Journal, Bismarck'! Iron Nerve Was the result of his splendid health. Indomitable will and tremeudous en ergy are not found where Stomach, Liver, Kidneys and Bowels are out of order. If you want these qualities and the success they bring, use Dr. King's New Life Pills. They develop every power of brain and body. Only 23c at J. N. Snyder's Drug Store, Som erset, Pa., and at G. W. Brallier's Drug Store, Berlin, Pa. A Very Bad Habit "It makes me shudder to see a worn an bite thread or silk with her teeth," said a Chicago woman, "and nine women out of ten take that way of snipping off ends when they sew. The dentists have come to recognize teeth which have been put to such use, and have christened them 'thread teeth.' The biting of thread is one of the worst abuses to which a tooth can be subject ed. Just why the habit is formed would j be hard to say, because every work-has- ket worth the name contains a pair of scissors, and only the merest fraction of time is lost in using them. What would matter the loss of whole minutes when the welfare of things which can never be replaced is concerned? "The persistent biting is literally saw ing the enamel off the teeth, and noth ing can take its place, yet I venture to say that every one of the thread-biting women would stoutly maintain that she takes the best care of her teeth and can not understand why she is forced to pay" frequent visits to her dentist He will not tell her what is the matter, because he has undoubtedly grown weary of giving good advice which no body follows. He will repair the dam age as far as his skill goes and pocket his fee like a sensible man. Never, never expect in this world to get an atom of sympathy for the results of your own foolishness, for it will not be forthcoming." 1 WHOLE NO. 2508. Drinking in Hot Weather. By drinking in hot weather we do not mean the taking of beer, wine or stronger liquor, for there is nothing to discuss in such a question. There is no one competent to ipeak on this sub ject, even though he may indulge mod erately himself, who does not admit that the human system is better with out alcoholic drinks in hot weather. Iut iuU;tueraiice does not consist alone in indulgence in intpxicatiug leverages; many a man has died of intemperance in eating and drinking who nevtr al lowed so mucti as a glass of cider to pass bis lips. The most dangerous of all drinks iu hot weather is ii-e water, for being without cost and without taste, it is often taken in enormous quanities, whereas if it cost money, seldom more than a single glass would be taken at a time. Like many other things ice water Is in itself a blessing, and only as an abused gift becomes a curse. When one is overheated, ice water taken sip- wise is refreshing and cooling, but when swallowed in great draughts it is a deadly thing. Every summer we read in the papers of men that died suddenly from this very cause, and then forgot the warning as soon as we are hot aud thirsty. If the temptation to take a long drink can not be'resisted, the water should not be cold. Eveu cool spring water is dangerous, so indulged iu. The proper way is to rinse the mouth and gargle the throat first with cold water, then take two swallows not gulps aud so on, alternately gargling and driukicg. The first time this plan is tried, you will be astonished to find bow little cold water is neled to quench thirst and refresh the heated body. It must not be understood, however, that the drinking of water in hot weather is injurious. Ou the contrary, large quantities should be taken, two quarts or more a day, but it should be taken a little at a time, aud not too cold. The.bodyjis constantly throwing otf water in the form of perspiration, aud water must lie'supplied to replace the lorvs. We have spoken only of water because this is the basis of all cooling drinks, aud because we can not drink quarts of lemonade or of any other sweetened aud flavored beverage without causing the stomach to rebel, but wheu taken in moderation, sod water, ginger ale, and the like are harmless. Youth's Companion. Volcanic Eruptions Are grand, but Skin Eruptions rob life of joy. B.i.'klen's Arnica Salve cur.taUiejut..jiU Old, Runuiug aud Fever Sores, I'hvrs, Boils, Felons, Warts, Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Scalds, Chapj-ed Hands, Chilblains. Best Pile cure on earth. Drives out Pains and Aches. Oaly 2 cents a box. Cure guaranteed. Sold at J. N. Snyder's Drug Store, Somerset, Pa., aud at G. W. Brallier's Drug Store, Berlin, Pa. A Rjmirkibl3 Feat. "One cf the most remarkable feats of strength I ever saw iu my life is per formed every day by an old beggs r on Barrone street," said one of a group of clubmen engaged in discussing ath letics. "It is nothing to look at," he contin ued, "and you will smile when I des cribe it, but I am willing to bet that there is nobody in the crowd that can otue anywhere near duplicating the performance. The beggar to whom I refer stands in almost exactly the same position all day long bis feet a little apart, his shoulders stooped, his chin on his breast and bis right arm extend ed, holding a cup. Of course, I don't pretend to assert that he holds out the cup continuously without rest or inter mission during his entire stay, but on several occasions I have timed him, aud can state positively that he has kept his arm extended with hardly a quiver for over twenty minutes at a stretch. A pewon who knew nothing of athletics would suppose that was easy, but it isn't by a jugful, as some of you chaps are doubtless aware, I remember bear iag a very powerful fellow in the bill iard room of the St Charles boast of the length of time he could hold a dumbbell at arm's length, and some body present remarked quietly that be would bet a basket of champagne be co'uldn't bold out a visiting card stead ily for a quarter of an boor by the watch. The big man jumped at Uie wager, and for a few minutes his arm was as straight and rigid as a bar of iron. Then it began to quiver slightly, and presently the arteries were stand ing out like cords and the sweat was streaming down his face like raiu. He gave up in the eleventh minute. "There Is undoubtedly more or less of a trick in the thing, and I suppose the old beggar holds his pose through loug force of habit, but nevertheless it's a remarkable feat" New Orleans Times-Deniocrat i , 1:1.. l . . ... : . ,.-, if ,,,tA a bottle of Dr. Thomas Eelectric Oil 1U VUG Hie llUU.W. 1UUIUI IClll IU cases of burns, cuts, sprains, accidents of any sort Live poultry commands a high price and a ready sale in the Hawaiian Is lands, and Missouri figures largely in supplying the demand. The Kansas City Journal notes that E. C. Lightner, of Trenton, (Mo.,) is to begin at once the forwarding of a shipment of 200, 000 live chickens to Honolulu. Forty standard poultry ears will be required for their transportation to San Fran cisco, and 4000 pounds of feed will be taken along in each car. General Boulanger's famous black horse Tunis has met an ignominious death. After the flight of Boulanger the animal passed from hand to hand, and finally descended to the inglorious service of drawing a cab through the streets of Paris. This proved too much for Tunis, and he was sold to Armand Delogue, a well-known dealer in horse flesh, by whom he was duly slaughter ed, cut up and sold for stewing pur pose in the market place of St Anne. Millions Without Owners. "The records of the Treasury are full of romances," said a treasury otiV UI. "Take that bureau cal'ed the division of abandoned laud aud property, for example. It U in itself one great ro- uiiuco. Why, there is $13,Gu0,&)0 in iU keeping belonging to people ia the Soulh alone. You see. durinir and at the clone of the Civil War valuable property of all sorts fell into the hands of army ortk-ers, and was turned into the treasury. Fiually the amount be came so great that when William E. Chandler became aoouaut secretary he created a division to have charge of the entire matter. More thau $12,l,n),0tJ charged to that division is the proceeds of cotton taken from plantations and towns of the South and sold," relates the Philadelphia Record. "I kuow iu one case in which $2,000, OuO worth of cottou was taken from far south plantation when the staple was worth $XJ a bale and sold. The people to w hoiu it belonged were not rebels at all, but were always loyal to the l'n ion. They haven't any idea where their cottou weut to. Their names wereou the bales aud it wouldn't b- dillicult for them to make their caxt if they ouly knew what to do. It is nearly thirty-seven years since the money was deposited there. I don't know whether any of the owners are alive or not, and if they are it is hard ly probable that they will ever get back what is really their own. All the testi mony in the case is iu the possession of the Government, and it never lets go anything it gets its hands on. The agent who took this cotton is dead long ago, as is the man who sold it So you see the owners could not prove their case by either of them, "There'are other instances similar to this. Ia Hh! we received from a gov ernment agent more thau $l!J0,uu, which was the proceeds of cotton taken from a foreigner supposed to be a bloc k ade runner in one of the larger cotton cities of the South. When Secretary McCulloch heard of this he said. "This money is only held in trust by the Government Some day we shall ba obliged to account for it, for the United States has really no right to keep it! But from that time until now no demand has ever U-en made on us for it, and there it lies. I doubt if the owner ever knew just where it did go." Moll Pitcher's Home Gone. The last vestige of the Pitcher house, in which lived the famous Moll Pitch er, the J"Pythoness of Lynn," has dis appeared, says the ISoston Transcript The old building has been demolished, and the material, brick, stone, etc., used iu the construction of new build ing which arc lieiug erected in the viciuity of the site. According to re searches made by the Essex Antiqua rian SiH-iety an injustice has lieen done to the memory of Moll Pitcher by ac counts which describe her as a witch. decrepit, malevolent and possessed of ail the wicked traits commonly ascrib ed of dealings with unseen powers. On the contrary, all information secur ed iu regard to her goes to prove her a woman of more than ordinary intel ligence, charitable to the poor, a de voted wife and mother and a kind neighbor, as well as being credited with marvelous powers of predicting future events. Her proper name was Mary Pitcher, although she was fa miliarly known as "M ll" Pitcher. It appears that isolated cases of suc cssiul predictions in early woman hood gradually built up ber reputation as a fortune-teller, aud she became known widely as a prophetess. She died April 1:J, l.-ill, aged 7, and was buried iu the old cemetery near the western end of Lynn Common. Her grave was unmarked until 1S.S7, when Isaac O. Guild and John T. Moultou, to distinguish the spot, erected a neat gravestone. A Story of Inhuman Torture. The Berlin correspondent of the London Daily News sends an account of a case of inhuman torture stated to have taken place in a Belgian iron works in the Caucasus. A sum of money having disappeared from the safe, suspicion fell on a number of boys engaged at the works, and the direct ors, not considering it necessary to in form the police, had the lads Imprison ed for three days, keeping them entire ly without food, to make them confess. No confession being obtained, they were stripped and beaten with sticks, after which their eyelids were raised, and holes pricked through them with needles. The screaming victims were theu dashed against the wall, and, as they fell, again beaten with sticks about the chest aud stomach till they became insensible. Their tormentors soused them with cold water till they regained consciousness, and then began their devilish work again. This time they proceeded to extract some of their teeth, and, as this was all of no avail, to squeeze larxe stones into their mouths, binding the lower jaw fast with a piece of leather, and then ham mering their foreheads with the butt end of a revolver. Finally the boys in thoir agony loot all mastery over them selves, and acknowledged having stolen the money. The police have now taken the matter up. Can the Will Prolong Life. In some people the power of the mind over the body is amazing. It is so great in certain cases as to conquer pain, enabling a man to work while suffering from an illness that would send most of us groaning to our beds. Indwed, it seems to be capable of pro longing life, so that some persons can to a limited extent-live or die as seems best Usually the will keeps death at bay for only a short time, till some definite object is achieved. The writer knew a captain in the mercantile marine who was takeu ill while on the voyage home from Bueuos Ay res. As he grew wors be became more horrified at the thought of being buried at sex At bis com mand, every stitch of canvas was crowded on the vessel, while every day he inquired anxiously for the re sult of the midday observation. Event ually this was such as to show that the ship was within three days' sail of England, says London Answers. "I'm content to go now,' he said, and in less than an hour he was still forever. In another case a consumptive was very anxious to see a friend before he died. Tbis man bad tomakeajtur ney from a remote part of Ireland, and consequently it took him some time to reach the deathbed. When at last he did so, the moribund sufferer made a strange remark. "I'm so glad you've come," said he. "If you'd been here, I would have died yesterday. I shall soon go now." Tbis prediction proved to be accurate, for he lived only a few hours longer.