The Somerset herald. (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, June 21, 1899, Image 4
Of old the muse ' -o Lih And Beard an.I iud 'd aunps of On one tBej sui.! I bu ljl-red : Of toiling leu ka. "They lis Inly serve wlxi re r !-, Nor know tby bow thr tak was . W,, diilw lor ool at rest, "" Eat violence and toil we ebon." If nun nT ro the mnr iww Harr chanal their n-i'nl habitude. And wrmld be trod with knitted brow And stress nd toil each day renewed. Co n4 ont with the rnber Tics Of the J- who f nv- ron.aD r aor.g. cs. O ieum. hf-tow fiy pn:. For wc ban. a riven aJl and lor.g!" An l jet niethnik I br the lw-t t ooie uirmanus Uoi from H-licon, Tbey lifc'btlj serve bo wrv o bet, ior know tbev bow tbe task w done!" -Editb ii. Thomas' in Umi A FEW ODD ISLANDS. DESCRIBED it THE WAYNE COUNTY ,PA.) MAN. Thcr Float Amid la a Careless rt of Faakiaa. Wlla aa (krill Qaeer Freak. Oae Betas; la Aruaaa ULr a MaaaJer To a. "I read about the floating islands off the month of the Missirii'pi tbe ether VUy,." Mid the verarions man from IIi'UonIhK Pa.. "That reminded me tliHt hit own little old county can Isyist a few island-of the rt. Wlmt i-ntinty? Wayne, yonng limn. Yon 11 find it on tbe maim doe north of I'ike county. Yon city thai have an idea that all of northern Pennsylvania is Pike coonty in expansion. Irat yon were never so lunch mistaken aliont anything in your lives. Pike con sty is all very well in it way, but its way rnu to fish liar aud Tattleniakes. Now, Wayne Las none cf the latter, bnt of the former well, talk about Pike coonty fir-liing! Yonng follow. Pike conuty in't a niarker to Wayne when it conies to downright, bobcat, clean cnt tuV'itorial rport. Pike may lie abont it betler, bnt when yon come to. Kift tbe facts f-oiu tbe fiction U-fore on invextigutiiix com jniiwion yon'll find that Wayn? catches the biscsot tront ami the filitiufvt bass every time, and don't y on forjp't it- "Cnt I htarttd to tell yon aliont tbe fl.utir.g L-lands in tbe old coonty. Vajr hack in tbe twenties tbe Delaware and flndcon Canal company ponged a channel in tbe fuce of tbe eartb from Kondont to Houehdale and called it a canal. For reservoirs and feeders to this canul tbe level of pond and bikes along tbe ronte wag raised by means of damn from 12 to 20 feet While tbe dams were in process of building tbe timber aliont tb ponds was felled up to tbe artificial water line, aud in many canes really valuable lnmlier was lelt todtcay w here it fell. Tbee dead trunks formed, when tbe water rme to it newer level. . tbe basis of these floating islands, which may be found in no many of tbe lake t.t Wayne comity. Intertwining brant h es aud twigs of the trees themselves and large qnantities of underbrush served to bind tbe logs togetlier in something like a solid mass, thereby forming rafts of more or less buoyancy aud size. In tbe course of time water weeds of va rious kinds attached themselves to the raft, and eventually became a part of it. Gradually a light, tbin mold ac cumulated on tbe island, and in this mold birds planted seeds and grain, which, spronting. growing and finally dying and rotting, did their part in the making of tbe whole. All of tbe larger islands bear from one to a score of trees, many of which bave attained a consid erable growth. You might suppose that to walk npon or toftVh from cue of these islands would be a source of tonue danger, bnt, aside from an ticcasiunal wetting of tbe feet no accidents from this cause bave -ver occurred, so far as I bave been able to learn. Tbe sensation produced by walking on a floating island is very pimihtr to that which yon and I bave Imtb experienced when, ns boys, we ran on tbin, yonng ice, or thicker old and rott-n ice. Yon remember bow tbe ice csed to l-nd under your weight as yon ran acres it. sometimes sinking nearly a foot and then with the next tep ris ing to meet yon, possibly throwing yon aud perhaps giving yon a dnckiug? Well, it's the same way with tbe float ing islands, but with the clement of danger eliminated. It baa the same fas cination. '.trange as it may eem, very few of these floating islands bave liecome per manently anchored to tbeliottom of the lakes. Tbey are as nomadic aud as un settled in their habits as tbe Arab. Tbey lack what we country people call fctick-to-iliveuess. Tbey are the ccn trariest ensses that ever happened. Sometimes a mere breath of wind will send one of them scooting from one end of the lake to tbe other and again yon couldn't bedge that same island with a 100 ton, compound freight locomotive and a ilitical pall. Once thoroughly domesticated, however, tbey make ex cellent weather vanes, for they invaria bly seek the lee shore of tbe lake. "I recall a peculiar thing that hap pened years ago ti tbe island in White Oak pond, near Aldenville. some eight or nine inib-a to tbe north and west of Honesdale. By tbe way. this particular island is tbe largest of tbe lot ; so large, in fact, that tbe renter rises fully ten feet abeve tbe water line. Tbe farmer owning this island proposed erecting a summer house on the elevation, but W8 obliged to give it np owing to his inability to lay a projwr foundation without driving piles, and to do that would result in nailiiig the island to tbe bottom. "Well, as I was going to say, tbia is land one day eloped with a southwest zephyr, which promptly deserted as ftoon as it bad get its consort into tbe middle cf tbe lake. There it fluated in a enltry mnhncr sun. with no mean of motion in itself and milking time ap proaching. Presently tbe edge of a lit tle breeze from tbe northwest struck tbe wanderer on tbe port quarter and thing? began to kok a little brighter. Unfortunately for tbe island, however, at abont the same moment that tbe first Knst landed a wind of equal intensity came np from tbe southeast and its edge canght tbe island on tbe starboard bow. In less than a minute these two contrary winds bad that island spin ning around like a top. Yon may be lieve this or not, as yon like. I can show you tbe island any time that you'll come vp to the old county. Chicago Inter Ocean. Tbe most magnificent tomb in tbe world is deemed to be tbe palace tem- le of Earnak, occupying a space of nine acres, or twice that of St. Peter's at Borne. Tbe temple space is a poet's dream of gigantic colanins. beautiful con its and wendrocs avenues of sphinxes. F-leaaaals Hale Caaaela. Elephants have tbe bitterest enmity to camels. Wben the camel scents tbe -lepbant. it stops 6ti!l, trembles in all its limbs and otters an interrupted cry of terror and affright So persnasion, no blows, can indoce it to rise. It moves its head back ward and forward, and its whole frame is shaken with mortal anguish. The elephant, on tbe contrary, aa soon be perceives tbe camel, elevates his track, stamps with bis feet, and with his trunk thrown lckward. snorting with a nois like tbe sound of a trumpet, he rashes to ward tbe camel, wbi :ii with its neck out stretched and utterly defenseless awaits with tbe nxt latent resignation tbe approach of its enemy. Tbe elephant, with its enorinon-i shapeless limbs, tramples on tbe nni'ortunat-e animal in Euch a manner that in a few minutes it is scattered aronnd in small fragments. A bucket 743 niilee deep and "43 miles from side tir" side wonld bold every drop of tbe ocean. Tbe bucket j could rest quite fiimly on tbe British islet. To fill tbe bucket one would need work 10.000 steam pumps, each sncking no 1.003 toss of A DIVERSITY OF TONGUES. Tae Maar l-aaauaues Thai Are Spa- Lea la Ike Britiaa laiea. Perhaps to niauy people it will be a great surprise to learn that a very con siderable percentage of tbe native lairn inhabitants of tbe British iales cannot sneak Euslij-h. Xstnrally, tbe vast majority do nse it as tbe laugnaze of their birtb. but an Wales thTe are as many as 0H,oa6 persons who speek only Welsh, the mothrr tonstie cf the principality. Again, in tbe highlands .of Scotland liatlic 13 tbe colloquial language of 43. jMTsons, who are able to n ak nothing eh-e. In Ireland !2t sons of Erin can speak enly Erse, the cative Irish tongue. That Krse w being displaced by tbe tongue t.f the sifter isle is made evident by the- fact that tbe Rev. Joseph B worlh, writing in 1648. gave Irisu as tbe commonly ppoken tongue of nearly 3.000,000 inhabitants. At that time Welsh was spoken by 1,000 .000 per sons. Strangely enough, while in Wales fewer people speak both English and Welsh than Websb alone, in Scotland almost five times as many pecple use Ix.tb languages as those who speak Gaelic only, and in Irelaud tbe propor tion is still greater, being 20 speaking both to one who is able to speek Irish only. Manx is spoken in tbe Isle of Wan. Tbe popnlation of tbe island is 55,;VJK. Theiepleareof Celtic extraction, with an intermixture of Norwegian. The is land was undtr tbe rule of Norway from t70 to 12C3 A. D. Both Manx and English are used in tbe promulgation of any new law in tbe island. Tbe Channel islands have a popula tion of about 62.000, and tbe language spoken is French. Thus six languages are used in tbe British isles. TRICKS OF WRITERS. A Rase hy Walea Klplissr IMaae HIs Readers' Cariosity. "When I first began to read Kip ling," said a New Orleans admirer, "my curiosity was immensely piqued by tbe scraps of verse with which be usually le aded bis early stories. Tbey were all credited to poems I bad never beard of in my life and were just such salient, striking fragments as would naturally whet one's appetite for the remainder. For over a year I triei bard to locate those mysterious poems and enlisted half a dozen book dealers in tbe search. At last one of them wrote me that I was wasting time and that the alleged quotations were merely Mr. Kipling's little joke. "In other words, he manufactured "fin to order and stnek them at the top of bis tales for tbe sake of the odor of erudition tbey lent to tbe production. I was mad for awhile, but wben I cooled off I bad a inxid big langh. Of conrse yon know Scott used to do the Ranie thing, aud so. for that matter, did Edgar Allan Poe. l'oe was really the worst quotation fakir of the lot "He would write wise sounding de tached sentences and credit them to imaginary German philosophers with long, outlandish and impressive names. However, I don't know why tbe thing should be punishable Tbe business of a writer of fiction is to create an il lusion, and as long as be does it I for one am aot particular what means be employs to contribute to. the end." New Orleans Times-Democrat. Medlra! Stadeals' Pr laser. What place is this? This is the Path ological sm'iety. How does one know it is tbe Pathological society T Yon know by tbe sjiecimens and tbe smells. What does that gentleman say? He says be has made a post mortem. All the gentlemen make post mortems. They would rather make a post mortem than go to a party. What is that on a pbitet That is a tumor. It is a very large tumor. It weighs II j pnunds. Was the tiini- r re moved from tbe patient? No; tbe pa tient was removed from the tumor. Did they save tbe patient? No, but they saved the tumor. What is this in the bottle? It is a tapeworm. It is a long tapeworm ; it is three-quarters of a mile long. Is that much for a tapeworm? It is indeed much for a t;ievorm, bnt not much for tbe Pathological society. Indiana Medical Journal. Burr's Fierce Retort. Aaron Burr at one time attended a church in Albany where all tbe aris tocracy of the town was to be found on each Sunday. Soon he fell into tbe practice of being late, and finally the wardens of tbe cbnrch asked tbe min ister to reprimand him gpenly. On tbe next Sunday, wben Burr entered late as nsual. the minister stopped in the middle of bis sermon and said, "Sir, I shall appear at the judgment seat against yon !" Borr gaztd at him placidly and an swered. "Sir, in all of my practice 1 bave found that class of criminals that turns state's evidence the most to be despised." There were no more public reprimands in that cbnrch. Aa All Aroaaal Calamity. A gentleman invited some friends to dinner, and as the colored servant en tered the rootu he accidentally dropped a platter which held a turkey. "My frieuds," said tbe gentleman in a most impressive tone, "never in my life bave I witnessed an event so fraught with disaster to tbe various na tions of tbe tslolie. In this calamity we see tbe downfall of Turkey, the upset ting of Greece, the destruction if China and tbe humiliation of Africa." The Raliaa; Spirit. Mr. Ililand Poor Skribbles kept np to the very last the fiction that be was a man of letters. Mr. Halket How so? Mr. Ililand In his will be appointed a kterary executor. Pittsburg Cbn n-icle-Te!ei iph. A New York girl is making a nice little income by painting quills for summer bats, says tbe Chicago Journal. Fashion has set brr seal of approval on the plan, and the bright and resource ful lass is making the most of tbe Mo ment. She chouses white quills and paints theni in all sorts of patterns to indicate the character of their appear ance. For a golf bat she nses a design of crossed sticks on a field of polka d ts. Tennis rackets appear on a hat for tbe green, and floral designs are painted on tbe quills which adorn garden party hats. These she paints and sells to deal ers by tbe dczen. Her private orders re quire very artistic work, as she innst match all shades of material and adapt herself to all sorts of fancies. Green quills decorated with frogs and red qiills adorned with white mice are auior ber orders. Tbe ides is capable ot expansion. Hand painted materials are in greatest vogue, and a woman who is clever with ber brash can earn a good living if she only knows bow to go abont it Some of the large houses where dress making is dune employ artists to paint floral designs on plain organdies, chif fons and silks. Many of tbe handsomest of the lace incrnst-ed summer drt'-'s.'e are made of bolting cloth, the Cue. sheer, silken fabric nsed by millers in sifting flour. TLis presents a good sur face for tbe brush work, and frequently whole costumes are covered by sprays of vines and flowers in natural colors. After the Call. "Did she make yon feel at home?" ."No, bnt she made me wish I was." Brooklyn Life. Is a bushel cf wheat there are 5."6, 200 seeds: rye. 88.400: clover. 16. 00.900: tiinotbv. 41.S23.400. Tb popnlation of England at the time of tbe Conqueror did not exceed 2,000,000 all toli "CARTHAGINIAN OF MAINE." lion iluaulba! Manilla V.'ita the Title la the Malue l.ea ialatare. Auuiug the many ktories cf Hamlin's early experiences in the Maine legij latnre none is more animated than b's tilt wkh John Holmes, interesting, be sides, liecanse it gives tbe origin of "the Carthaginian of Maine," a name that stnek to Ilaailiu tbrong'n life. Holmes bad been in tbe United States senate, and at this particular time, writr-s G.ucral Hamlin, a mcniK-r cf the state bouse i f reprc-stntativts, was endeavoring to domineer over it. Hamlin disputed tbe leadership with biiu, and Holmes attempted to crush his young opponent by coarsely ridicul ing bis swarthy complexion. Instantly Hamlin jumped to his feet and,-pointing bis finger at Holme?, retorted: "If the gentleman chooses to find fault with me for my complexion, wliat ha be to say about biifcself? I take my complexion from nature. He gets bis f.oin the brandy bottle Which is more b -mora hie?" This retort was preeted vitb great applause and cries cf "Go n!" Hamlin then continued, point'ng his finger at Holmes: "I will also tell tbe member from Alfred that be is niore ixinspicnous for trying to run dTysbod over young men than for trying to en-i-onrage. them. But as long as they are irne to themselves and to nature and as long as tbe meuiler from Alfred sticks to tbe brandy bottle tbey need not fear him." As boon as the cheers of the bouse could be sufficiently silenced Holnies retracted bis words and made a manly apology. "Tbe young Cartha ginian routed the old Roman" was one humorous comment on the incident, and from that time Hamlin was thus frequently characterized. Lewiston JonrnaL. THE CLIMATE OF CHICAGO. IIott 4 said the I'oar Freaeumam Tell What II Could lot While in Chicago M. de Monvel, the French artist, beard one story that puz zled him. It was told at a dinner party, and be smiled jnst as if be understood it. That niabt be thought it over, but the more be thought tbe lss be com prehended it. Finally a fellow artist who bad beard the story rejieated it, drew pictures of it, and then a light broke on M. de Monvel, and lie laughed. "Ah, we Frenchmen are stupid when compared with the Americans!" be ex claimed. "I shall tell that story, and it will make Paris laugh. " The little tale was about a French carpenter who bought a saw from a Chicago manufacturer wbu made a specialty of advertising. Engraved on the tx l was tbe assurance that "day in and day or.f this saw will wear longer than any other on tbe market." Tbe Frenchman read the advertisement, and the day he bought t!io saw he put it carefully away. The next day be used it and left it out of doers in the pouring rain. A neighbor remonstrated with hi in for bis carelessness, and be picked np tbe saw, pointed to its in scription and exclaimed: "Does not Je scie no, I mean ze saw say nn jour in et un jour out one day in and one day out and ris will wear longer than all ze saws? I bave left him in oue day.. Now I follow di- rec-sbe-ong I leave him out oue day.. Ze climate of Sbe-ka-go bow can I tell what she will do?" Chicago Inter Ocean. He Got It. He had the air of a man who was particularly well satisfied with himself. "I tell yon." he said, "there's noth ing like having sickness in the family to convince a lrin that be can do a good many tilings that be never wonld bave dared to attempt before. Now today I am going to buy a gown f .V my little girl. Her mother can't get ont, yon know, and so . am going to do it my self." On tbe day following be bad the air of a man who was particularly dissat isfied with himself. "What's the matter?" he was asked. "Conldn't yon get that gown?" "Couldn't I get it!" be repeated. "Couldn't 1 get it! Hang it all! The trouble is that I did get it!" "Something wrong with it?" - "Something! If it was only 'some-vj thing," I wouldn't mind. My taste is wrong, my. judgment is wrong, tbe color is wrong, the size is wrong and the price is wrong." Chicago Post lafortaaate Simile. There are times wben a lawyer re grets tbe nse of nn illustration which a moment before has appeared especially felicitous. "The argnment of my learned and brilliant brother," said tbe counsel for the plaintift in a suit fur damages from a street lar corporation, "is like the snow now falling outside it is scat tered here, there and everywhere." "All I c;;n say, remarked the op posing counsel when iiis opportunity came, "is that I think tbe gentleman who likened my argument to the snow now falling outside may have neglected to observe one little point to which 1 flatter myself the similarity extends it has covered all tbe graind in a Very short time." Youth's Companion. Extremes. Cham, tha French caricaturist, was filkiug one day with a Gascon, who bragged that his father's ancient baro nial dining ball was tbe wonder of tbe world. It was so high yon could hardly see tbe roof.. "My father had a dining room, "said Cham, "which was just as remarkable tbe other way. It was so low that the only fish we could serve at table was sole!" Kavloas Inference. "What a bappy. gixid nittored, jolly girl Maud is' She's always smiling aud tangliiug." . "Yes, she has pretty teelh and dim ples." Cclorado Springs Gazette. Ilrleaa la the Old Days. A little group of eld timers were talking about tbe palmy days of wide open gambling in New Orleans. "It nsed to be pretty lively, I admit." said one of the veterans, "but the only sure enough Mcnte Carlo this country ever saw was ont in Montana. I'll never for get tbe first time I struck Helena. It's a good sized, handsome city, and I took a stroll down tbe main street looking at tbe stores. Pretty soon I was struck cold by a monster sign cf "Licensed Gambling House' right over tbe dour of one of tbe finest places in town. "In less than a block I ran across a dozen other signs of the same kind, and tben I began to ask questions. I found that tbe law required alt gaming places to put up such boards. Tbey bad to lie 15 feet long and 2 feet wide, with plain white letters cn a black ground. The original bill didn't specify tbe size. ) some of tbe houses bad signs made aliont balf an inch ting, that you'd need a microscope to read, and that's why tbe particulars were laid down so exactly. Tbe gambling shops were sand wiched right in between groceries and shoe stores, and oae f 'em was next doer to a thnrch. It locked funny, I tell yon." New Orleans Times-Democrat A Dilesaata. Hucsrrv Hi?sins Here is an ad. in the j .a per that says "save your old rags." Wearv Watkins That sonnds all rigl.t. rut I bet the feller that give that advice bad no barb wire fence in front of him and a big dog behind him. In dianapolis JonrnaL Self Kaawledtfe. It is diflicnlt for a man to know him self. If be thinks he's not a fool, be's certainly mistaken, and if be tbi:iks he's a foci be's no fooL Detroit JonrnaL H WUhlmi lo'j wn'l Sittlb. (Mtr Itiate With a fkiaay W o m a a if iter I ace Shines. Do yon know who is the nnct exas perating woman ia the world? The wo man von can't snub. She is two kinds the meek and lowly sort, that wben you smite ber turns the other chek un til yon're jwitively too tired to deal ber another blow, and tbe one whose st If importance is invulnerable as Achilles' beeL I met ons of tbe last kind early in the winter. On general principles I would avoid this woman, because she's tkiniiy and ber face sliiues. Smiethirg is all wrong about a skinny woioau : one way or another she's dangerous. Wben a skinny woman's face shines, it means she's above using powder and is sure to make a parade, as a virtue, of the very wrong that is to account for the lack of fli-sb on ber bones. I couldn't help tbe woman calling on me, and I returned ber first call rather than run the risk of what she might do to me if I violated this fundamental priuciple of right social action as prescribed by ev ery etiquette book in the land. Wben she ci-lled a second time, she addressed me as "my good woman." I can for give almost anything but being called a good woman. Only a menial or medi ocrity past 40 ii properly termed a good woman. I resolved to snnb this crea ture, and I wanted her to know I was snubbing her. 1 wnnld never return her visit never. And bow do yon suppor-e slm takes it? Every time she sees me she apologizes to me for not having re turned my visit Mots my intended neglect of ber ont of mind and patron izes me with tbe assumption that it is she who is neglecting me. Maik the wisdom I have nttcred. Never trifle with a skinny-woman if ber face shines. Washington Star. AT THE BOOK BARGAIN SALE. The Kind of Ialellisrrat Salesladies -They Have la NeT lark. Mr. B Worm Have yon a cheap .ditionof "The Iliad?" Miss Jenkins (first saleslady, shift ing gum) Who by? Mr. Worm Homer. Miss Jenkins We got a cheap edi tion of- "Tbe Idiot" by a man named Homer. Miss Suiitliers ? Mr. Worm Not "Tbe Idiot" "The Iliad" Iil-ee-ad. Miss Jenkins "Tbo Illy Add." Queer name that Don't think I ever beard of the book. Sonnds Koosian. 'Bout Roosia, is it? Mr. Worm No. I think not: Greek mostly. Miss Jenkins Oh ! H's a Greek Btory, Lizzie. I think I've beard of it. Tells abont tbe war they had between Greece and Japan, I b'lieve. Miss Suiitliers (second aalesJiidy) Tbe name tf the book you want is "Tbe Idiot" Yon want it in paper cover? Mr. Worm No: I'm sure it's "The Iliad." Miss Smithers Well, I think yon've got it wrong. It might be "The Kail yard. " I've heard of something like that Who do you say the book's by? Homer? Don't know his full name, do you 1 Mr. Worm No; that is, that's all there is of the name. Miss Smith rs Oh, I see ncrme de ploom. I never heard of him. Must be some new man ain't got bis reputation made. We don't keep none but the real pop' lar books. Miss Jenkins, s'ppse you look through that pile in the corner. . Miss Jenkins (after three minutes' search) No: we ain't got a copy of "Tbe Lizard." New York Sun. Ryes Whlrh See Bis;. The ot ber day a man sjoke in my presence abont a certain real or fancied peculiarity of some animals which, be said, caused the eye to dilate when the animal was subject to sudden fright, thus transforming the pupil of the eye into a magnifying glass of high power. "Why," he said, "if a wildcat fright ens a horse, his eyes enlarge so that the wildcat looks to him as big ns a tiger." I bave qnit saying I don't lielieve a thing just because I never beard of it before, but. now, what do yon think of this? I can imagine a man cf the stone nge telling ttis sort of tale to bisoffpriug, the while their prehistoric little eyes grew wide with wonder and amaze, and then wben tbey ran out of the cave to play I see him looking over at the old lady aud smiling. Forest and Streaui. Aa Fditor's Itefurmatloa. For over a year Tbe Ledger has been stealing from its exchanges without a qualm of conscience Notice is hereby given that our U tter natnre has assert ed itself, and everything will be credit ed hereafter. Tell yon why. Saw an item in a western exchange stating that a woman was composed of 40 muscles. 320 hones aud 2"0 pins. Copied it as original. Woman read it. Called us a liar. Hud concealed on her person 00 pins. Hereafter items will Jie credited, and the blame of false statements will fall where it belongs. liuscoe (Pa.) Ledger How to Pmioiire Alhaay. Tbe common usage of pronouncing tbe uame of onr city as though it were spelled Allbauy has so long prevailed that it will probably surprise many readers to be told that the first syllable of the name is properly short and sbonld be pronounced like the A in Al fred and Albert. Edwin Forrest, who was an accurate orthoepist, called this city Al bany. not All-bany or Awl bauy. Albany Argus. "Well," said Deacon Stubbles, "tbey say yonr son Josh is gittin to be quite a msn up t.i the city. " "Yi s. ""Mquire Sprogle assented, "it 'pears hke be was. I didn't take no stock in the reports till yistady. Thought Josh was jist a-lootin his own born. Always did like to talk?" about bissdf a good deal, you know." "Yes. Josh-was nevir no hand to set ai-ouml nn 1 wait for folks to find out x.nt bis good p'ints. But what hap pened yistf.dy to make yon think there was really some tbin in the talk ahont gittin to be a great man I Was his pho tograph printed in some paper?" "No. 'twau't tbi-t. but a reporter cnuie down here to ast if Josh didn't nsed to be nil fired l.izy, or always rnn nin away fiom sth.jol. or if he wasn't a queer sort of a child that wanted to be away by hisself and not have nothio to do with otbtr children. When they begin tc try to find out whether a feller was any cf them kinds of a boy, you kiu luakenp your mind that lie's gittin to Iw pr: tty considerable of a cbup." Chicago News. It Was Suiireiuel) Faaay. "Haw. haw, ba'.v.' laughed the Eng lishman, "runniest joke I ever beard. " "What is it?" a.-ktd the American. "Wl.y. a man got up one morning and conMu't find his clariu clck. so he Csked bis wife what bad become of it, HUi the s::id it had disappeared at 6 o'c!'k. " "I don't see anything so very funny abont that." "Don't you ? Why wh v neither do I r.ow. Thought it was awful funny win u I beard it too. I . Oh, yes, now I know. She said it went off at 6 o'clock. Haw. haw. haw!" Chicago Post. A W'oadrrfal Draaaaaer. Probably the most remarkahl drnm- tner who ever lived was Jean 'Henri, the famous tanibonr major of tbe Em peror Napoleon. One of. bis feats was to play on 1j different toued drums at the same time in so soft and haminni- ons a manner that instead of the deaf ening uproar that might have been ex Iected tbe effect was that of a novel and comi.lete instrument In idavinf? . a be passed from one dram to the other with such wonderful ouickness that th J f yes of the spectators could hurdly fol low tbe movement of his bands and body. A NEW MAN HUNT BEGUN. Governor Stone and Mayor Ash bridge Arc Now Insur gent Marks. TACTICS SUE IS IS OSIM CIS. A Rtdtcnloos Yarn Pot Out Intended to Discredit the State's Executive aud Philadelphia's Chief Magistrate Attacked For UN Inilfpeoaeut Po litical Counso. tSpoclal Correspondonee.) Philadelphia, June 13. Since It has been demonstrated that the Insurgent will not have an earthly show to in fluence tbe action of the Republican stale convention In any particular, they have taken up an old line of work, or, at least, have concluded to direct their best efforts to the prosecution of a branch of their guerrilla campaign In which they have displayed their cre.i.test rapabilties. 'ihfy have in augurated a scheme 1o cr.rry their man hunting tactics even further than tb have heretofore pone to advance th5 selfish intciests of the ambitious co terie who f-.irr.Ush the cash to keep the various bureaus in operation. The loaders of the Republican party In Pennsylvania are to be maligned and traduced by various misrepresentations and uncalled for assaults, so as to weaken tlifra with tbe people and at tbe same time discredit the regular or ganization and handicap the move ments of the party renerally. It la now patent that tbe insurgents can not be a factor lu the Republican state convention and. that their aim Is In create a feeling of suspicion and dia trust in the niinds of the voters, so that they may more readily carry out their plans for an alliance with the Democ racy, not only to defent the Ropubli an nominee for state treasurer thi--fall, but to further their grand project to elect fusion members of the legisla ture next year, where they shall b; unable to name or control the Repub lican nominees for the senate and the bouse. Ml ST II WE MORE VICTIMS. The campaign of vituperation atd abuse which was waged against Sen ator Quay during the last few yeirs 's to be continued, but cmong their In sidious and venomous attacks are sev eral distinguished Republicans who have been honored by their party, sr.d who luive led iU forces to victory oa many occasions. The Insurgents realize that the power of tbe faction which they renresent has been steadily on the wan! for n couplo of years. They started out with the governor of tbe state and his entire cabinet aud nearly all of the subordi nate ofT-cers ou '"the hill" at Harris burr;, giving them hearty co-operation and support In every political mow they mnde against Colonel Quay and the cilier le-nlers identified with tbo regulrr Republican organization. They had tbe backing of the Immense pat ronage and public franihises of the two larre:;t cities of the common wealth. Philade'phla and Pittsburg, and they had, through this power, a hold upon some of the greatest cor porations In the state, with an almost unlimited supply of free railroad trans portation at their disposal. But mark the change! Hastings. McCoririck and Martin f re no longer In office at llarrisbure. Th regulars, with Stone. Elkir: and Oist, are now In absolute command of tha. offices at the state capital. Thev were placed there by the vote3 of the Re publicans of Pennsylvania, and thy propose to show that the confidence; : nd responsibility rpored In tbem has not been misplaced. In this citv there has also been a complete political revclution. MARTIN'S FRIEND OUT. Warwick, who backed David Mar tin's political machine with all the pu!l of the thousands of place holdenj in the various city departments, ha been supplanted In the mayor's office by Ashbridpe, who won his nomina tion and election as the Republican candidate for mayor by a direct ap peal to the people and who was given the office l.y the largest majority ever accorded any aspirant for office In the Quaker City. With the overthrow of Warwick came tbe downfall of Martin Ism. Martin no longer ru!es with un disputed sway In the City Hall. He Is treated with due courtesy and consid eration, bet must take his place In line with other citizens and taxpayers when he now calls at the mayor's of fice. The people have begun to realize thut this Is a popular administration, snd that any Republican, as far as political mailers are concerned, stands upon the same footing before the mayor. Pittsburg, alone, through the Influ ence of Magee and Flinn, stands by what Is left of a once powerful politi cal machine, the remains of which make up tbe practical part of what Is known as the insurgents' organization. Besides the few officeholders still standing by Martin in the positions independent of tbe Ashbridge adminis tration Philade'phia furnl hes the bulk of the Insurgent newspaper baking and the money to run the machine. After many inglorious defeats In their attempts to elect delegates to the state convention the injtirguts. as previously stated, are now at work plotting to harrass and destroy, if possible, the men In public office whi refuse to bow to their will or obe thPir mandates. The people are familiar with the In cessant end unjustifiable attacks tc which Governor Stone was subjected during the entire session of the lesis lature and the subsequent criticisms cf the nian'.y ve-.tes of measured to v.hlch he could not consistently or bono; ably append his signature. SILLY STORY ABOUT STONE. Tbe insurgents' literary bureau has now begun to circulate the most un warranted and ridiculous storie? about the governor, hoping to prejudice the people aeainst him. They have started t report throughout the state that Gov ernor Stone has painted the coat ot arms of the commonwealth upon his private carriage. It is almost Impossible to realize 4 that there are persons in this suppos edly intelligent community with such little common sense at their disposal as to believe such an absurd story, put out, as it is, with all those furbelows and fringes that are so characteristic cf the Insurgent lit era y bureau. And yet a Democratic convention in But ler county, taking the matter s?riousl7, actually denounced Governor Stone in let terms for "placing the coat of arms of Pennsylvania on the panels of hl. carriage." It is presumed that In the midst of this continued hot weather a certain degree of lunacy is permissible, but lunacy that reaches beyond a certain f'egree is apt to drive the victim to tbe Insane asylum. These Butler Dem ocrats are dangerously near the divid ing line. Lest they may have Imita tors elsewhere, lest others may make then.selvc3 equally ridiculous. It may be well to overtake the lie and smash It with the truth end save well mean ing Democrats from exciting their brains while the sun is still powerful. Away back In the time of Governor Braver the state provided a carriage for the use of the executive. It was the property of the state. Just as Is the executive mansion at Harrisburg, aud very properly it bore the coat of arms, for it was an official carriage. It was used by Governor Beaver, It was used by Governor Pattison. It was used by Covernor Hastings. During three ad ministrations of four years each It was in n. therefore, and th ame carriage is still in existence. This in the Ktory. and this is all there is in it Governor Stone's private carriage tears a simple monogram. Just as do all nrivate carrisses la tu Und c--. i&iuu! uie simple initials ot ti name. TOO MUCH FOR ii'CLURE. Colonel A. K. McChire. in the Phil--Selpbia Times, which has persistently ppoed Senator Quay and published many of the Insurgents' attacks upc:i ,he stalwart Republicans, declined t ritit this carriage story. "'Governor Sone." he frankly says In a leading editorial, "has proved much criticism for his otbcial political acts and they are fairly open to dis pute, but he isn't a fool, nor is he a swell pretender. He is a straightfor ward, every day governor, who regara his political duties ra p:iremorf "id performs them with the courage thit commands the respect of even thof who differ from him. "The statement tbet he has taken a swell departure by having the coat cf arms of the state emblazoned cn bis carriage is too silly to be worthy even of contradiction, but hen a conven tion of one of tbe western counties Jammed the coat of arms carriage into a series of partisan resolutions it b.--romes a nece-ity to step such politic :i tomfoolery by telling the truth. "Governor Stcce has the use of a;i official carriage that belongs to the state, just the same as that used br cis predecessors for many years, and he has made no more Qispiay In th carriage line than is due to his por tion and to the peoiie of the state He may b- criticized for many political tits connected with hU administration, but political carpers would do well t3 leave the carriage business out until aoiue fool happens to be tumbled int-i the executive chair." This eairiaKe story is but a Ranipli? c.f the many despicable reports that arj put afloat to hurt the governor. ASHBRIDGE ALSO A MARK. The same tactics that have been dis played in their treatment of tbe gov ernor have been exhibited in this cit within the last few weeks by the In surgent newspapers in their raid upon Mayor Asbbridge's administration. Every Philadelphia paper carrying the full pa'e Wanamaker advertisement has swung around in its political course in a startliug manner. Every Important change of an ollice holder under the old Warwick regime calls forth a howl of protests from the; newspaper organs. Attempts to reor ganize the various bureaus and briiis about reductions in the force, in lino with Mr. Ashbridge's policy of econ omy, provokes criticism and charges that the mayor or his subordinates who recommend the changes are actuated by political considerations Meanwhile Ashbridge proceeds to carry out tbe plans outlined for bis administration, and while the politicians of the Mar tin school and their newspaper allies roundly denounce him daiiy, the mayor calmly pushes bis work ahead, and. like Governor Stone, commands the respect and confidence of the people, who recognize the motive of nis trj Uueers. HE STILL LIVES. A Caae Where Med lea I Seleaee Made a. Little Mlaealealatlaa. "Medical science occasionally makes a grand miscalculation," said an old 'itizen. "I never pass a certain bonM; on lower Prospect street withont re membering that 28 years ago a certain noted doctor of this town he (lied re cently condemned me to death. 'You bave but a week to live." be said. "This was information of somewhat serious import to me. although, at that time, I didn't ninch care whether it was a week or a month. But I went to another doctor. 'Are yon really fright ened?' he asked. 'No,' I said; "I've got beyond that' Tben be remarked. 'Yon can't last a month." Somehow this cor roborative testimony didn't satisfy me. Before 1 got through my search for in formation I consulted eight doctors. Aud, by tbe way. I was bnnting through tbe second week before I made the rounds. Of course they all agreed pret ty well. Tbe most liberal wan of the lot said I might pull through for a year, but he greatly doubted it. Tbe other medicos gave me from a week tj three months. - Well, sir, I've attended the funerals of five of those doctors, aud, please God. I'll ree the other three under the sod before I qnit '"Understand me I was a pretty tough object at that time. A bronchial trouble bad worn me to tkin and bone. I walked with a cratch and a cane. I conld scarcely talk. All tbe doctors agreed that my lungs were pat mend ing. Five of them said I bad but one lung left, and that, tbey claimed, was on its last legs. "Well, wben I went to the ninth doctor, I was mad clear throngh. I knew he didn't baVe a blessed idea con cerning my case. But he tried bard to look knowing and went back to bis lit tle drag tank and presently returned with a neat package wrapped in white paper. I handed bim the $2 bedemand ed and walked away. 'Here, ' be said : 'yon've forgotten your medicine. I tnrned back. 'No. I haven't.' I said hotly : 'I left it there purposely. Give it to tbe next credulous fool whose case yon don't understand." Say. it did me good to get mad. I went home, chucked every drag into the ash barrel, staid ont in tbe open air all I could, wasn't tbe least bit careful aliont myself, worked aliont the bonse every day until exhausted and liegan to get beMer. By George! Inside of a year I was in tiptop conditionl Look at ui? new! Sound as a dollar! Yes, sir, science do 9 occa sionally slip np with considerable unan imity. " Cleveland Plain Dealer. The Brother taalinea ft. At a Georgia camp meeting a good brother continnally repeated in the course of a long prayer: "Lord, send the mourners np higher! Send 'em np higher right away!" A storm was brewing outside, and at the hurricane swept down ou them tbe brother qualified his cloeing petition with: "But not through the roof. Lord! Don't send "em throigh the roof ! That wonld lie too high!" Atlanta Consti tution. Dyspepsia bane of human exi? - ence. iiurdock Blood Bitters cures it. promptly, permanently. Regulate? and touts the stomach. A little light wDrlc ouitn't to makt a woman's b-.! ic!ie A'll it wujliin t if the kidneys wtrt riuMt. bi:k kidneys are to blame fof t!".ree four lis il ti'ie pain and misery ttisre is in tiiis w-.rlJ. It all the kidneys in the worlJ could be BiaJe stronz and healthful, bijeahe woul J disappear like majjic Doan's Kidney Pills are making well kidneys just is fist ti peorle let Uieni. They nevc-r tail. Ur Geo. w. ciwn. wile of the well kiK.an enoilu. tnr ou I lie Wweni tt:nvt. van.it K k.. I: vinar on aui) bril nt, B.a.r. vilie. l'a . imc- : -'To !a. ai.d it i tl.e month l Juee. s I apnr,c ate Iiiii i Ki'ln-T lil more tl.au I 41 to year? u-i ahn thr? rurH! me nf tmutilrmtne k.'lne? rem -laint aiei all the cii-.uric tr.n aitvod Hist prrralent -ilfa-e. Not r.niT can I 'peak l omi Nim. knnaleJtce but I 'l r.ow ol riot-en- who are a anient iJwilm (, n,i reme-lr an I. ion' Keltic- K.i. thr.n'ii C kmivntni'l irTtrr:nt trvm any fornxol k4 nc-T tmui K -tiup y because tbe art a f.-rp-ararimi ahi' h acta up to tn fcreMblalicua made kit A." Doan's Kiiney Pills are for sx'.e by all deairr. price wc. Mailed ly Foster Mnburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y-. sole 4er,ti tor the L n ted States, frememhtr the naai DOaN'S anj take n& otiiir. Baltimore & Ohio Railroad Bulletin of Special Excurs:cns. YoC.HU PKorl-E'S So.lKT CURI-TIAS K.N OKA VOfU CooventioD. Detroit, July 5-10. Due Fare for tbe round tr'j From point east of the Ohio River, tickets will ba good piing July :!d to 5th, inclusive, and good returning until July 15tb, with tbe privilege of extension until August l.Vh, inclusive, if lb ket is deposited with Joint A sent at Ix-lroit on or lloie July 12lh, and ti'U payment of fee of . cent.. Tleketa will also be (rood going one rouie and returning another, at a higher rate. Baptt-t Yovso People's Usio.f Asso ciation. Convention, Richmond, Va.. July M Irk Oue Pare for the round trip. From points east of the Ohio River, tickets will tx good ciing July 1Kb to l'ilh, good re turning until July Slit, inclusive, with. privilege of extension until August l.'rfh, lucloiive, if li ket ia deposited with Joint Agent al Hicbmoud on or before July 2Sih, aud upon payment of fee of 50 cents. Kpworth Lkaoi k. Convention, Indianapo 1 July 20 23. j Oue Fare for tbe round tri,. From points ea.Ht of the Ohio River, tickets will be good going July I-vh and liltb, good re turning until July :Mtb, inclusive, with the privilege of extension until August Jib, inelusiva, jf ticket in dep-ited w ith Joiut Agent at Indianapolis not later than July 2t:h, and upon payment of fee of 50 cents. YorsH PuorLK's Christian V.nion ok United i resbttkria.n Chi rcii. Convention, Pittsburg, August 2 7. One Fare for tbe round trip. From points east of tbe Obio River, tickets will be sold August 1st and 2d, good returning leaving Pittsburg August !Hh, with privi lege of extension until August 31st, Inelu aive, if ticket is deposited with Joint Agent at Pittsburg ou or before August titli, and upon payment of fee of 50 cents. National Educational Association. Loa Angeles, California, July 11-14. Oue Fare for the round trip plus J2 00 for membership fee. Ticket will be on sale from all poiuU ou tbe Baltimore Ohio R. R. June 21ih to July "lb, good for re turn to original starting point to and in cluding September 5lb, ls!W. For the National Education Associa tion C'onveulion, to l held, at Ixnt An geles, Cab, July 11 to 14, tbe Pennsylva nia Railroad Compauy will sell excur sion tickets via direct routes from points on its line, to Los A nge let, Cal., and re turn, at rate of single are for the round trip, plus 2.00 membership fee. These tickets will be sold, good going, June 24 to July 7, aud, when nUii.pt d by Joiut Agent at Los Angeles, good to return, ar riving al tiual denliuatioii, until Septem ber 5. No Eight to TJline3 The woman who U lovely iu face, form apd temper will always have frieuds, but oue who would be attract ive must keep her health. If she is weak, sickly and all run down, she will be nervous aud Irritable. If she has constipation or kidney trouble, her impure blood will cause pimples, blotches, skin eruptions and a wretch ed complexion. Electric Bitters is the best medicine in tbe world to regulate stomach, liver and kidneys, and to purify the blood. It gives strong nerves, bright eyes, smooth, velvety skin, rich complexion. It will make a good looking, charming woman of a run- TDENNSYLVAIUA RAILROAD. IN EFFECT JUNE 27, 1898. OOltDBlfSKD BCHSDUIJL Trains arrive and depart rrom tbe itatlon at fohualown aa fullowa: WCSTWAaO. Weetern Rxpreaa.. : southweateni Kxpreaa tohtlHtown Accommodation... Johnstown Accommodation... PrcIUc txpresa.. Way fttMaenatV.... . Sr.D Pittsburg Kxpmia.... . -4 .-Kit . 5:41 p. tu. Man Kaat Line toil na town Accommodation... BASTWAKD. Atlantic Exoreaa.. . 4:4ft i 4ea-liore Kioma 5:40 Aituoua AecaminMjdaUoD ay r.x press . am . aa not 9:40 .UM5 Mltco odatioa liu-2 p. m M 01 Klpresa..... 4:1.4 :.) . Ml .J0-J0 JoUDatown Accommodation.. Philadelphia tlx pre Faal Hut 'OMERSET MARKET K8P0.tr ) COKBECTKO WtlKLT BV Cook & Beerits, Wednetday, May 10, 13SU. fpei ba., .50-7. . 40lo lc lie an- Applea dried. I I vh (sirs ted H . Apple liu Her. per I roll, per 1 Butter. frtsdi ken,? per (creamery per ... Beeawax per t ..Je Country ham. ner It 1h 1.. 1-v Bacon J cured ham, per t Ue j aide, per k. to sc vtaiulder. per ft. lu to se We Beans. 7"" nv?- P" bu 1 Lima, per ft . Coffee. (r'Di pe' -l v onee" I ruRated, per ft 10 to l-'r fe m t i 1 "'""erland, per bul. . ll.Ou to l.-U f . . K U U , . U U. . (o 4. Corn in na. 1, per ft. li tegs, pel due loe FUh. lake herring JS? Honey, white clover.per '.De Lard, per ft 7 W ltic Lime, per bbl Jl.oo Molaasea, N.O., per gal tkie Onions, per ius. 7 i to XI .00 Potatoes, per bua -R n0 Peaches, evaporated, per lb H to We Prune, per ft i to 10c (N. Y., per bbl J1.I5 Pittsburg, per bbl I.ijo iMiry, W bua sacks 2 " X - " Sue " 4 bua sacks. $4 js I (round alum. IsO ft sacks on maple, per 7 to so tntporieu yellow, par a. 5c white, A. per ft 5i-TW4 granulated, per ft d-ree Cube, or pulverised, per ft .sc per gal .V maple, per Hal 4) totV'iC Sugar. Syrup. Stoneware, (ttliuu hc Tallow, per ft.- S to ,5c v luegar. per rai a tc umoiny.per bus f j clover, per bua . 4..j0 " crimson, per bua 4.U0 " alfalfa, per baa H jo M alavkM ner hna T "Ji Seeds. Millet, derman, per bus l!ui barley, while bearaleaa, per bus. 1 .1. buckwheat, per bua. ftc corn she! led, per bus IS to 4 so ok La, per bus ii to 3e rve, per bus wntstt, per bus si.. bran, per luO fcs .v corn and naU chop, per ltX) fts ' Hour, roller process, per bbl " spring patent and Nnejr hltfh rrade si w 4 Grain A Feed Flour. I flour. To went rade Der 1 40fts .11 JS-1.40 ... .... I will rwr lim !. u . per 100 fts CONDENSED TIME TABLES. Baltimore snd Ohio Railroad Somerset and Cambria Branch. NORTHWARD. Johnstown Mall Express. Rociwood 11:10 a. m., Kotneret ll:4, WUiyestown liu Hoov ersville l.-ub, Juhnstown l.-ou p. m. Johnstown Accommodation. Roekwood 5:1S p. n., Somerset S::t HloyMtowot.u7, Hix CraviiletUe, Jobnslnwn 7 Mo. SOUTH WAHO. I ktall Johnstown 8:S0a.m.,H(wvenivm'el moveaiown boiuerei Urji Uuckwuud i 10-.JU. Express. Johnstown 13) p. m, Hoovenrllle -, -e.ovcaiow n j -4, aoujerwli c. Hock wood 4:14. Dally. F. D. CSDERWdOP. D. B. MARTIN. Ueoeoal Manager, rasaenger Traffic Manager. j Snyders g I It requires a good selected stock and a neatly arranged s;ore room to do a brisk business. WE HAVE E0TH OF THEM. 1 UlC LiUgO fre.-h and good condition. B St: 1 Prescription we are sure to have it. Yoa DntifQ T PnnrlQ Up LILCLI VJUUUo Trusses Fitted. All of the kept in stock. Satisfaction JOHN N. Druggist. I aa -. - " ' 1 1 " 11 I i Louther's Drug Store- Main Street, Somerset, Pa. j TLis Ucdel Drug Store is Rapidly Becoming a ISistI c Favorite wxtl. People in Search cf Medicines, Jye Stuffs, Sponges, Trusa Supporters, Toilet Articles, - Perf umes, &c. T THE DOCTOB SIVDI riKSOHAI. ATTE9TI02I TO TBS COM POCHOI9S OF f- Lontlier's FresGriptionsiFamily Eeceijt: GREAT CARE TAKE TO USE OHLT FRR8H ASD PCSI ARTICXK. SPECTACLES, EYE-GLASSES, And a Full Line of Optical Goods always on hand large assortment all can be suited. THE FfflEST BBMDS OF. CIGARS Always on hand. 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