Herald f Publication. rv Wednesday monins at f puid In advance, otherwise j.ly btcuargtd. ai will be discontinued until J paid op. Poslnitrs nes u, when subscribe do not -a per will be held responsible cjav '.a; Irum one cotffice to snc u. the name of the fotm- . (,rw4t offlcc. Address j-ja SoBEBSrr HKaALD, , SUAEBiXT, Fa. 3. A.Y SOTAKY PUBLIC 7 Soiuarsol, Pa, -. MEYJvRS, iiMUIt.i-AT4AW. T somerset rean'a. floor. ltUlpUie , ma uaeuiy. OilNKl'-AT-tAW. boiuerselt i'A- Viurt Jioiuo. t"LL. fccl-.i-L-AW, IW t ourvu bu Fivwbnru, Pa. - Koiueniet Pa. ti""k eU"ts' 9 iL BERKLEY .llWk.i-Al-t-A , tSoluersel, Pa. iiUOil! batik. bomerset. Pa. -us Uni Block, up suura. 1L SCULL, AilViO-ii-AT-tAW. -f buiucrsel. Pa. ; BlErECKER, ii iOtifc. i -Ai'-1A Wf Somerset, Pa. isj House Ur, uHJOslW Court TT AllvUNKY-AT-LAW, , boiuerset. Pa. At TOii'EY-AT-LArV . bouitrttt. Pa. 7m J. G. OuLE. i OGLE, A 1 IVliMs. i S-AX-LA . teoiueroeW Pa. aiplsttenUou to business en ,MiirM.ueietaUadjoUiiug f iu i ill aue 1W. opposite HAY. A. U U. HAY. AY rvkYS-AT-LAW, .ireel, Somerset, Pa. CHL, i-i'uK-SKY-AT-LAW. bouicrkot, Pa. It attend to nil bis-ess en a, wucy advance i uu ooUcO- 0 1U MalUlUOUi Uiotk. KIMMEL, jtl i t i -AT-UW, Somerset, Pa. j all business entrusted to hU el and djoiulu couuLe, Willi ,u nuetity. oihe on aiam Cross illruui tirocerv w PUGH, AXl'U tU t Y-AT-LA V bouie .t. Pa. mmnth Block, up -n. En' uu Cross street oUecUou tUed, Ulles examined, and aU M ILeuued to wiUi promptness r L.C.00LB0BS. N & COLBORN, ArroltMii'S-Al-i-AW. boiuerset. Pa. .t,-,.c-wi to our care will be CnUiiullv attended to. Colleo .uimwL Hcdiord and adjoin burvvyiug and cuuveyaucms uable terms. AER, r ATTOKSEY-AT-LAW, Bomerset, Pa. In Bomerset and adjoining . business entrusted to hitn wul ,H kUcllUOU. TSOTH. W. 11. KUPPEI- Til A RUPPEL, AXTUit E Vb-AT-LAW, Bowerset, Pa. i intniiH) to their care will be punctually attended to. Office vji um:u oDPouia lianunotU AIISDEX, M. D., iiSU.lAN and &L tUiEOX, boiuerscl. Pa '.ri Nut itinu 1 liaiik. -iiiiou given lo lue cure of the -Aie uuHitiieiil ot'clii-onic uieaei. -tlloUlce. leleiiboue. A ROTH ERS, M. D., rii ValvJlA S aki SUKUEON, Houientet, Pa. ii.U".ot Street, uppoule U. :ii office. . F. SHAFFER. UYSlClAJi am SURGEON, Somerset, Pa. t prof.tiional service to tbe citi crel and vicinity. uClce corner uid Palriol street. k. LOUTIIER, l-iiYSiCiAS ABDSL'BQEON, iu street, rear of lrug store. 8. KIMMELL, s professional services to Uic clil eraet aud vtciuity. l'aless pro - ngsged be can be lound at 1UB of i hL. kMMl of Diamond. i.McMILLEX, Uraduaie In ieoustry.) ' attention to the preservation 'l teeUi. ArUllcial sets inserted. er guuranteed satisfactory. Utiice t over 1. H. Ijuvim A Co's store, - vhm aiiu rsvuH suveia. I B. FLUCK, Iand Surveyor SQ ENU1SEKB. UsUe, Pa. RAT1VE MUTUAL FIRE CO., BERLIN, PA ir&nee at actual cost by iusur- jaie. We insure Town and yerty. Write for information. JAQ. J. ZOBN, Secretary. EL GLOBE, onlluence. Penn'a i-kno n inn bas been refurnished ? uiouem luiprovemeuu und. r the luaiiugeiiirai of Juhn a ei-nebcet hotel man. The pub- !. make It headquarters when -Hiuuenee. I John Murraj. i HUSTON, iaker and Embalmer. GOOD HEARSE, ?tlilnf pertalnlnt to funerals rem. - HERSET . . pa inerset i .4BUatti8 VOL. XLY1I. NO. A' V1 0M need not lose flesh in summer ? rf you use the proper means 5 to prevent it You think s J vou can't take SCOTTS 5 if EMULSION in hot weather, J I but you can take it and di- 9 est it as well in summer as in vmter. It is not like the ? plain cod-liver oil, which is difficult to take at any time.. $ If you are losing flesh, J you arc losing ground and t you need Scotl's Emulsion r. WUUU W as I i I U I U 1 U 1 1 if and must have it to keep up your flesh and strength. If f 9 you have been taking it and DrosDenng on it. don t fail to continue until you are thor oughly strong and well. 4ai. and $1.00, .11 druigists. SCOTT & BOWNE, Chwntiti, Xew York. ? V.-lV. V. V V. V Vi r THE- First Nalional Bank OK- Bomersot, Penn'a. Capital, S50.000. Surplus, 537,000. undivided 5 onnn friutlla wtwwwwa OCPOSIT acccivc lllBHBtl AMOONT9. ON CCMSND ACCOUNTS OF .ACHtHTt, 'tPl, STOCK DCALCRS. AND OTHERS SOLICITED -DISCOUNTS DAILY. - BOARD OF DIRECTORS. CHAH. 11. WULU OKU. R. St LiL, JtMlKL. H'UH, W. H. MILLKJt, lOHS K. Sltvrr. KOUT. S. SCUUL, EDWARD STLL, : : PRESIDENT VALK.NTI.Nli HAY, : ViCK PliEiSlKKN T HABVEY M. BEKKLEY. t:A6mtK- The funds and securities of this Urdu ai se curely protected iu a celebrated JKL1sh BCB olab Pitour Satc Tue only sale iui.de abso lute! T bnrelar-urooX. Jacob D. Swank, Wttohm&ker and Jewsler, Next Door West of Lutheran Church, Somerset, - Pa. I Am Now prepared to supply the public with Clocks, Watches, and Jew elry of all descriptions, as Cheap as the Cheapest. HEP AIRING A SPECIALTY. All work guaranteed. Look at my stock before making your purchases. J. D. SWANK. KEFFER'S HEW SHOE STORE! KEN'S BOYS'. WCHEJTS, GIRLS' and CHILDREN'S SHOES, OXFORDS and SLIPPERS. Mack and Tan. Latest Sty lew and Shapes at lowest .--CASH PRICES.. Adjoining Mrs. A corner of square. E. Uhl, South-east SOMERSET. PA. Blend most softly nnd tA play most effectively ocr y'Mfea fcitiva sx-enc whin thrown by waxen cuudlcs. The liht thiit Lcilitens b2ajty's chunu, thai ptt! tLc fmts'.icd touch lo thL'(lr:iii:K roo:n or diuing joeni, is the mellow glow ot WAX CANDLES Sold in all colors and lu.lcs to hannoaiz; with any interior hanpnj or deconJioiis. Manoffunnred ty i i hi. nun u " For n eve rem here ' Get an Education Tb b outfit la lif . Bast sKtbodt ssd at CEKTRAL STATE K3PJUL SCHOOL LOCK BtVM (CUataa C.l. PA. Straac fsesltr, vsrMd sows, gnoi llbrarr. tnodra appsrsta is laboratory sn4 rrnaa aa, baodausis bsiMinta, (Upon. sruasda, 9ortt Uros lut sipeuM, Mat id to lo sauis la a.Hil.ion to rrmlar ooarwa, it tix vorkwoffarrd in Miuic,iDonbsDd,T;B. wrttmg- Meod iit iilartratild cataiarns. Jiaia iuiui. rvs, rrtMi. M s., r. kii 50 YEARS' VJ- FXPFRIFNCF a- Trade Marks s Ocsicns CorVRIGKTS sVc Anvnoesmdlng a erii and dasenptton a. J Sulfki. assrtain our ottin m frse tWha- sa tutsiiuofi M prt.bsllf putenUiMe. C.AnBianlea. bunssuietiroiaoatlal. Handbonkoa raiema a.nt trea. i'n atfeuer fur i-Tini'i uatetiia. fstants Case Unnuh MunR A Cu. rclva sjwrial .ifi. without el'srte, u Uu Scientific JInicrican. A baruhmnerf l!lastralHI waekly. lareast eir. eaiau.a or anr rte'itine Minni larais. ti u four luonlJia. it. fetold bvail Msdalrs. fE'KN I Co KewYcrk SUaaua OOiCB, G3 r BU WastUistua, D. u uifm n i Mi-i 1 i t ,, r .,,j 52. MY LIiriE MAS'. I like to watch luy li(tl iilsq Come romp4a,r la from play, Vli h curnost ej aud cheek of tan. With winsome, witching way. I like to have him cuddle down I'pon ruy arm his bead. And a beo he's off to sleep-town. To iw-e hiqi safe in bed. I liLe to hear my little man Uo singing through the ball. Or making all the noiss he caa With whistle, bat and ball. There's iuumIc In his flying feet. He slams the kitchen door. But every sound Is passlug sweet,' My little man of four. But best I love my litUa man Oil Sunday In the pew. With ruche and rufile spick and span, And yes so clear and true. No matter what the text may be. Or what the form of grace, Since more than church or creed for ne Is iu his childish bice. A HEADSTRONG MAX. 'Iu't it jiit?r bow small tbe world is, afttr all ? said the shorter of the two fiieu, as they steered each other down tbe aifle of the smoker, while the cur seemed to be doing its best to jolt them both over the shoulders of other pas sengers in the seats. "I'm always run ning into somebody I have not seen for a long time. Now, ho would have thought of meeting you coming into this smoker in this section of the country ?" "Yes," said the taller he with the new tweed traveling cap "but then the world is big enough to keep old ac quaintances like us apart. Let's sit down here apart for years. How many years Is it?" "Must be good ten," said the first speaker, a dark, wiry man, with small side wiskers. "Quite that I hadn't heard of you for quit; a long w hile w heu Soobel told me about that desperate love affair of yours and that was" "Ha, ha! Yes, that was more than four years ago. Did ticobel ever tell you the end of that ?" "No," "Have a cigar?" The small man wriggled his neck with an air of com plete self-sati-fttCtio. "Well, I don't mind telling you, knowing that it won't go any further." "Of course, that's understood.' "I don't mind teiliug you that I al ways thought myself well out of that affair." Yes?" Yes. You see, she went away from Galena one summer to spend some time at a small watering place where an aunt of hers was staying. Of course we kept up a correspondence very sweet and all that, you know but all of a &udden the letters stopped. Well, I didn't know what to make of that. Just as I was beginning to get fidgety a letter came from ber, telling me that she had met with a frightful accident, had slipped from a limb of a tree into a creek. It so happened that some fel low was standing near, fishing, and this man managed to crawl out on tbe same limb of the tree, just as she was losing her hold. Oh, perhaps Scobel told you all that?" "No," said the other man looking at tbe ash of his cigar. "Scobel, didn't tell me that I was only smiling at tbe thought of bow much alike all of these romantic rescues are." "Oh, yes, all alike, you know. And so fur as I cuu make out, this fellow didn't do anything particularly brave, either. Just held bis hand out to her and pulled her in. Auybody could do that, you know." "How did he get her?" the man with I the tweed cap asked. "Climbed out on thu limb, I believe. Well, then there was some sort of mystery about tbe roan for some days. He didn't tell his name and she didn't find it out until after she got welL But you see, Trappes, I did not care to have my fiance writing to me every day about some other fellow I didn't know." "Of course not," said Trappes. "So I very soon took an opportunity to request her to to jiwt drop that hero of the Ibub. Told her I didn't want to know Lis name, even if she did find it out," And that put an end to your affair. did it?" "That? Oh, no. That was only the beginning of the end, as it were." Here the smaller man his name was Bradley seemed to fall into a retro spective reverie, and Trappes respect ed his feelings by smoking anc study ing his cigar asb in silence. You know, Trappes,". Bradley at last resumed, "there's no question about it Elolse Miss Jennings was a very nice girl at that time. But she was very young.'-" Trappes nodded gravely. "She must have been," he said, "to judge by what Soobel told roe. You always were a man of some taste, Brad ley." Yes, that's all right," said Bradley. "Pretty and all that. I wonder if she is still as graceful as sbe was." I should think so, quite," said Trappes. "E'a? What did you say? Oh. I didu't nuite catch it. This road seems very badly ballasted." "But there's one point that I've al ways put my foot down on," Bradley continued. "I hold that when a man takes to himself a wife It is bis to com mand aud hers to obey." Trappes nodded bis assent "That was the rock that Eloise and I split upon. She wrote me rather huffy letter, telling me she was going to find out this fellow's name this lloib man, you know for ber own satisfaction, if not for mine, and have him call upon ber. Welt, that was too much for me." "That was rather saucy," Trappes remarked. "Oh, yes," said the little man, "I simply wouldn't stand it I said to my self, 'if I'm not her master now, I never will be when we are man and wife.' So I wrote and lusisted abso lutely on ber not seeing that man again. You see, I felt that I must rise to meet tbe crisis or be forever fallen." "Quite so," aald Trappes. "And the girl?" "Well, you know bow women are, Trapper I suppose I'm a little head strong myself," said Bradley, settling bis collar. i omer SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY. "e-es," said Trappes. "I confess that you did impress me as a little over-inclined to have your own way about things in general when I first met you. And you were only a boy then." "I caa't help it, Trappes. It's my nature, I suppose. Well, let me tell you about Eloise" "You still call her by the first name?" asked Trappes. "Oh, force of habit, you know. I was going to say, I don't believe Eve would ever have wanted to touch the apple if she had'nt been told expressly to let It alone." Trappes was still smiling. "Anyway she insisted that she must see the man gratitude and all that and the end of it was " "You broke it off?" "Ob, of course the lady must always have that privilege," said Bradley, with a courtly smile. "But it ended right there." "And you never married at all, did you, Bradley?" "I?" said Bradley, suddenly pulling out his watcb. "Oh, yes by jiugo I mutt be getting back. You must let me introduce you to my wifeshe's a splendid woman a most sensible wo man. Come on." Trappes had not quite finished his ci gar; neither, for that matter, bad Brad ley. Seeing bis friend's suddeu enthu siasm, however, to present him to Mrs. Bradley, he could not in honor appear to value tbe introduction at less than the worth of a half-smoked cigar. They rose, and the smaller man drag ged the larger into the parlor car. The two had no sooner passed through tbe vestibule and closed tbe door be hind them than a very distinct voice of low register said: "Here, where are you goiugto? Is this what you call five miuutes, Deme trius Bradley ?" "0! That you, dear?" said Bradley, iu some confusion. "Yea, dear, let me introduce I met a friend in the smoker Mr. Trappes." "Delighted to meet you, Mrs. Brad ley," he said. "Your busbaud inter ested me so in bis conversation, Mrs. Bradley, that we hardly knew Low time wts Hying." "Men seldom do wheu they are in dulging in tobacco," and Mrs. Bradley drew herself up to her full height which was considerable. "Sit down, please. What was It that interested you so?" The question was addressed to both, and in a manner that plainly showed that these two naughty boys were to be investigated under the searchlight of discipline. Trappes was silent, and only smiled pleasingly. "Oh, nothing, dear," said the iron willed Bradley, with a look at Trappes that might have meant either appeal or reproach. Trappes had not yet obeyed the order to sit down. He wasstanding with his hand on tbe back of Bradley's chair. "Mrs. Bradley," he said, "I'm afraid I must hurry off now to look after some matters, back here have to change cars at Indianapolis, you know we, are nearly there see you later." And Trappes really seeaied to antici pate much pleasure from the future meeting, for he was smiling iu unmis takable enjoyment as be moved down the aisle. Bradley sat silent, while tbe sensible Woman discoursed thus: "When I say a thing, I mean it You should follow the same maxim, Deme trius." A few minutes later this discourse was interrupted by the cry, "Indian apolis change cars for the Vaudalia," at which Bradley rose. "Sit still, Demetrius, we don't change here," said his wife. Just then a voice behind the culprit's chair said: 'Isn't this Mr. Bradley?" and he turned to face a remarkably pretty, Sashed, smiling girL "It's a long time since we met, isn't it?" and sbe held out her hand. "Eloise!" gasped Bradley "I I beg pardon Miss Jennings!" "Mrs. Trappes, now," sbe laughed. Then as the tall man with tbe tweed cap came up behind ber, she added: Let me introduce Mr. Trappes the uiaa on the limb." "Oh," Bradley"stammered, ''so pleas ed to meet you, Mr. Jennings Mrs. Eloise." "Glad to meet Mrs. Elweese,"' said the sensible Mrs. Bradley, severely ac knowledging a pleasant bow from the younger woman. "All out for the Vandalia!" the con ductor shouted. ' You don't get out here, Demetrius," Mrs. Bradley repeated. "How bow long have you been married?" Bradley asked, slowly set tling into his chair. "Just three weeks," said tbe young bride. "So glad to have met you, Mrs. Bradley. Your husband is quite an old friend of mine. You must keep a firm hand on bint; he's dreadfully head strong. I wish I had time to tell you. Ueod bye!" Spain's Greatest Need. Mr. R. P. Olivia, of Barcelona, Spain, spends his winters at Aiken, S. C. Weak nerves bad caused severe pains in tbe back of his head. On using Electric Bitters, America's greatest Blood and Nerve Remedy, all pain soon left him. He says this grand medicine is what bis country needs. All America knows that it cures liver and kidney trouble, purifies the blood, tones up the stomach, strengthens tbe nerves, puts vim, vigor and new life into every muscle, nerve and organ of the body. If weak, tired or ailing you need it Every bottle guaranteed, only 50 cents. Sold at J. N. 8uyder'i Drug Store. Bomerset. Pa., and O. W. Bral Her's Drug Store, Berlin, Pa. Strangers StilL "Of course you are well acquainted with Shakespeare," said Mr. Dukane, of Pittsburgh, after an introduction to Mr. Blossom, president of the St. Louis Literary Society. "Sbakepeare, ?" repeated Mr. Blos som, thoughtfully. "No, I do not think that I ever bad tbe pleasure of meeting him." et ESTABLISHED 1827. The bailed Board. Just at this time of year down South men acting apparently la a trange and erratic manner are seen about the coun try lanes and in out-of-the-way planta tion premises, says the Chicago Inter Ocean. Sometimes it is only one man thus encountered an alert-looking per son, scouring the proepect with eyes that let nothing escape. Sometimes there are two or more men together hovering on the outskirts of corn field or cottou patch, scanning things with wide-awake, compreheusive gaze. Things that the gunsman and natural ist aud nature lover would dote on for people can love nature without regard to science or dissection are discounted n their. care for what, after all, seems a very humdrum quarry when found, a mere inanimate piece of board or sta ging, which some carpenter overlooked when he worked in that spot, aud which the strangers pounce on and ap propriate as though it were the one thiDg above all others worth having. 'What are they going to do with that piece of board ?" asks some one not versed in harvest time anuals. 'Shut up some negro's cornhou-e with it," comes the answer. "See, there's the place, through those trees to the right" "What are they going to do that for?" "Ob, because the negro hasn't paid out, and this is the only time of year when be would be likely to have any thing lo pay out with. Thote men are tbe Sheriffs Deputies. He Las put them out all over the couulry now. They will take that board and nail it across tbe door of tbe corn house, fod der house, or cotton bin, or whatever la levied on, and, slight as it seems, that board represents the seal of the law. list now, lying on the ground, it was merely a discarded, weather-beaten iece of scantling, but once put up across the door aud hammered in place, it has a vital meaning. "How long will it stay there ? Until the owner of the corn or cotton shows a disposition to pay the debt, or make some arrangement in regard to it. May be it will be taken down iu two or tLree days, may be not for as many months or weeks. It depends on circumstan ces. But however much need or desire the owner may have to get into his barn, or bow far out of the way he may be from the Sheriff, he won't dare to I lay a finger ou the board. It's a peni tentiary offense to tamper with it, and even the most ignorant negro tenant understands that There is tragedy and comedy, too, abroad in tbe country at this time of year. May be It's only a beggarly f-3 or so that soilody wants to collect and takes this summary means of collection the balance of payment on a sewing machine, or for some piece of furniture or frippery, bought perhaps a year ago, and.wbich these simple folks in their inability to keep a reckoning may have thought was paid for. Perhaps in reality it was paid for, and they are being cheated and made to pay it over again. "Sometimes it is a grave matter that shuts up the cornbouse, relating to the payment of a mule or a man's farm lands. It may be that the negro has been caught carrying the crop off by stealth somewhere else to sell, iu place of paying his landlord or the man who las furnished supplies and cropmaking gear during the year. For whatever omission or desert, trivial or serious, it is done, the negroes regard the Sheriff's isit with awe, and feel themselves dis graced and outlawed when the talis- inanic board Is tacked to their door. : 'Sam Harley was shut up two years hand-runnin' gedderin' time,' they say, with an ominous headsbake and sug gestive tone. And Sam Harley loses ca.-ite in society until he does something to make up for the experience. " 'Zok Happy's a good, square farm er. There am t never been no huer- ifTs board tech his cornbouse,' is an op posite argument And those who, ei through misfortune or duplicity, ever have to wear tbe brand, feel it keenly." 'Tisn'tsafe to be a day without Dr. Thomas' Eclectric Oil in tbe house. Never can tell what moment an acci dent is going to happen. Useful Hints. To soften and Remove Putty. Soak with a little muriatic acid or nitre, when, in a short time, the putty will become quite soft, and may be easily removed with a knife. To Remove Fruit Stains from Linen Tablecloths. Well moisten the stains with kerosene oil, rub thoroughly, cov er the moist spots with carbonate of soda, and leave in tbe sun to bleach. To Remove a Tight Ring from the Finger. Hold the hand In cold water, and then apply soap, glycerine, or any greasy substance that may be handy, and remove tbe ring with a circular movement from the finger. To prevent silver articles from turn ing black through the effects of gas and fog tbey should be wrapped in tissue paper and kept in bags made of flannel or soft baize; that is, if they are not provided with velvet or lined cases. Plated goods that are to be put aside after use should be rubbed with spirits of ammonia and water, and then rins ed in clean water; this will keep them bright and prevent any ill effects should any salt have been left on the surface A Narrow Escape. Thankful words written by Mrs. Ada E. Hart, Groton, S. D. "Was taken with a bad cold which settled on my lungs; cough set in and fiually term in ated in Consumption. Four Doctors gave me up, sayiug I could live but a short time. I gave myself up to my Savior, determined If I could not stay with my friends on earth, I would meet my absent ones above. My husband was advised to get Dr. King's New Dis covery for Consumption, Coughs aud Colds. I gave It a trial, took iu all eight bottles. It has cured me, and thank God, I am 'saved and now a well and healthy woman." Trial bottles free at J. N. Snyder'a Drug Store Somerset, Pa., and G. W. Bralller's Drug Store, Berlin, Pa , large bottles Wd. and $1.00.. ; 14 JUNE 7. 1899. Tbe Ee treat of the Flinn Insurgents. From the Phlladel phia Inquirer. It is interesting to note the gradual change that is taking place in some of tbe Insurgent newspapers of the State. As county after county has held prima. ries, and as each one in turn has repu diated Fliunism and Martinlsm the wise newspapers among those who sup ported tbe party wreckers are accept ing tbe inevitable. Tbe Scranton Republican, which fought Quay during tbe legislative ses sion, is tbe latest to realize tuat tne struggle Is hopeless. There is a most pronounced sentiment in Lackawanna county for Judge Archibald for the su preme beuch, and the Republican is using this sentiment to cover its own flight. It deprecates "any exhibition of local factional feeling in State poli tics uuder existing circumstances," and urges that "the vital quest iou of Quay and anti-Quay shall be relegated to some future occasion." It acknowl edges that Q'lay is lieyond rtacli this year, and "that fuetiopal strife Ibis summer is worse thau usel-ess." All this is (rue enough, aud the Re- publicau la to lie congratulated upon discovering the fact tbat the people are taking no stock la Fliun and Martin and the party wreckers aud disorgan izers. The lusurgeuN started off the fight for delegates to the coming State Convention full of hope and enthusi asm, but not a single primary nave they wou up to date. Ou Saturday tbey lost Fayette county, and it is now apparent to all that their following in the convention will require a powerful microscope to discover. Rarely has there been such an exhi bits n of Republican sentiment Tbe Quay question was really fought out iu the legislative districts last November, aud the desire of the party as express ed at tbe jk1U was uullitied, so far as the scuatorship was concerned, by tbe bolt of Flinu aud Martin, who permit ted personal spite to get the Letter of their loyalty to party. Men who fight the rule of the majority can not hope successfully to appeal to tbe Republican people. Tbe bolters are finding this out now that the couDties are piling up their protests against treachery. Persecution is not popular in Penn sylvania, and that is why Flinn and Martin will have no tynipathizers ia the State Convention. Individual Gravity. In the early part of this century there lived in Nantucket a young Qua keress whose wit caused many a ripple n the demure circle of the Friends. When this pretty Martha attended eatly meeting at Newort at tbe age of IS, her youthful spirits brought her occasional grave looks from the elders, although her real goodness of heart was never questioned. One evening during the session of early meeting Martha was the centre of a group of young ieople, gathered near the windows of the parlor in the boarding-bouse where some of the Friends lodged for the time. The young people were playing the simple and amusing game of "humorous defi nitions." Martha's wit caused such frequent laughter that a solemn-faced person rose from his seat at the other end of the room and asked in a loud, stern voice: "Martha, can thee give me the defi nition of gravity?' Tiie pretty Quakeress colored at this public aud unnecessary rebuke, but af ter scarcely irceptible hesitation, she answered demurely: "I am not able to give thee an answer of my own, Friend Brown, but perhaps f iat of De la Rochefoucauld will suit thee. He says tbat 'gravity is a myste rious carriage of the body, iuveuted to cover the defects of the mind.'" Youth's Companiou. The Eambla Tramp. Having discovered that be is a hu morist. County Collector Spratt tells a new joke every day, says the St Joseph News. He thought of another one to day, and gave it as follows, to an ad miring throng in his office: A tramp called at tbe kitchen door of a St Joseph residence a few days ago. He was ragged, cold and hungry, and his feet were wrapped in rags. When the hired girl opened the door in an swer to his knock she scowled. She did not like tramps. "If you please, miss," said the tramp, taking off his old, battered cap, and making a bow that had tbe semblauce of politeness about it, "can you give me a few old, soggy biscuits?" Tbe request was so unusual that the hired girl called her mistress, who hap pened to be in tbe kitchen at the tl.me The tramp repeated the request to her. "Why, what do you want with old biscuits?" sbe asked. "Wouldn't you rather have somethlug good to eat?" "No, ma'am," the tramp replied, "I want soggy biscuits all I can get of 'em. It is a well-known fact tbat they produce dyspepsia, and that dyspepsia brings on nervousness; anybody knows that nervous people are ambitious, and tbat an ambitious man generally gets rich. It's wealth I'm after, and I'm starting at the foot of the ladder to get It" Working Sight and Say. The busiest and mightiest little thing that ever was made is Dr. King's New Life Pills. Every pill is a sugar-coated globule of health, tbat changes weak ness into strength, listlessness into en ergy, brain-fag iuto mental power, They're wonderful in building up the health. Only 2 cents. Sold at J. N. Snyder's Drug Store, Somerset, Pa,, and 0. W. Bralller's Drug Store, Ber lin, Pa. All in the Family. A member of a hard-shell Quaker family was beiug trounced, verbally, for his excessive mean uess. The whole family shared the reputation, and tbe member under fire made no defense. He listened patiently to the tirade, and when the man wound up by declaring him tbe meanest man be had ever met in bis life, the Quaker remarked gen tly: "Ah, but thee has never met my brother Robert!" New York Commer '. cud-Advertiser. , ' er n Seven Sanctified Sister, They say that the best hotel In Texas Is to be fouud at Belton, a town on the Santa Fe Road, and it Is kept by "seven sanctified sK-icrs," as the proprietors are popularly called. Several years ago, says tbe Chicago Reoord, a woman in that place and her husband quarreled over tbe Ust way of expounding the Scriptures toaSuuJayseboolclass, and were so stubborn that tbey separated and were fiually divorced. The family controversy was taken up by the town, which was soon distinctly divided be tween the adherents of the husbaud and wife. The reult was a large crop of divorces, and seven busbaudless women, including the original cause of the commotion, joined together and rented the town hoteL One of them did the cookiug, another was parlor maid, a third made up the bed, and so they divided the work among them and ran the establishment upon the co operative plan. T'.icy would utt em ploy a man a'xMit the pine, although the most of the patrons were men, of course. People wty tbat women trav elers preferred to stop elsewhere, and that would be a woman's way. One of the seven "sanctified sisters" used to drive a big carry-all down to the rail way station three or four times a day to meet trains, but she let the regular transfer company handle the luggage. Tbe hotel prospered from the begin ning, and there was no reason why it should not, for everything was ueat and homelike aud the cookiug was the best in Texa-i, which is not saying much, perhaps, but is a gmd reason why it was appreciated. Every Sun day it was crowded. The drummers used to swarm there from all the northern-central part of the State, and every passenger on Santa Fe trains was an advertising agent The ".sanc tified sb-ters" made money, as tbey de served to do; tbey eularged their estab lishment and started a big lauudry iu connection with it, where the drum mers left their soiled clothes to be done up while they were out during the week. Theu the "sisters" bought a hotel at Waco and started a laundry there, with equal success, and now they are talking of starting one iu New York. A Few Records. Over tbe wire B. R. Pollock sent 2t0 words in rive minutes at a telegraph tournament The claim of faster work has been made for several. In typewriting Mr. McGurrin, of Canada, repeating a single sentence, reached a speed of 200 words a miuute. Tbe mechanism will respond to no faster touch.- -In ordinary correspond ence, Miss Jiae urr wrote srj worus minute for five minutes. Isaac 8. Dement, who holds among shorthand writers the place held by Mr. McGurrin among typewriters, took down -fcX) words a miuute last year. In the matter of quail eating, there bae been any number of claimants of records. A. M. Trautman, of Washing ton, put away a bird a day for thirty days. Colonel Thoruton, 01 Atlanta, ate a quail a day for twenty-nine days and on the thirtieth day ate two. W. S. Walcott ate two quails a day for thirty days. Some years sgo Charles Pearsall swal lowed live dozen soft boiled eggs per day for six consecutive days in a New York restaurant He took thirty eggs in the morning and thirty in the after noon. About that time, April, 14, the G. A. R. people of Tonawanda, N. Y., held a bean eating tournameut A Mr. Baker got away with six quarts of beans in forty minutes. A War Stamp to Cost $42,500. Tbe Chicago, Burlington & Quincy Railroad Company may have to put a stamp of $42,500, under the War Rev enue law, upon its new refunding mort gage. The Baltimore A Ohio reorgan ization is liable to a similar assessment. The question involved has been re ferred by the Commissioner of Internal Revenue to the Attorney General, and his opinion is expected in a few days. It seems that the new Revenue law, as originally passed, required that not only the mortgage, but tbe bonds issued under a mortgage should be stamped; but at tbe last session of Congress this was amended by a joint resolution pro viding that where a mortgage secures bonds but one stamp should be required on tbe two instruments, but that that one should be placed upon the instru ment which requires the higher rate. For the railroads this is a very sei ious matter, as their mortgages, most or which are made to secure Issues of bonds to be made at some future time, are usually very large, and far in excess of the actual bond issue. Red Hot From The O'm Was thevball that hit G. B. Steadman of Newark, Mich., Iu the Civil War, It caused horrible Ulcers that no tr?at ment helped for 20 years. Tbn Buck len's Arnica Salve cured him. Cures Cute, Bruises, Burns, B ils, Felous, Corns, Skin Eruptions. Best Pile cure on earth. 2 cents a box. Sold at J. N. Snyder's Drug Store, Somerset, Pa., and at G. W. Brallier's Drug Store, Berlin, Pa in Puerto Bico. English dictionaries are in greater demand than any other commodity. More than half of the Puerto Ricans live on less than five cents a day. Skilled laborers, such as bricklayers. car nters and plumbers, earn 60 cents a day. Rents have gone up In San Juan, and prices of real estate have mounted sky ward. "Polygamy exists to a great extent,' says Charles F. Saylor. "It is not un common for one man to have two or three families." Uutil a few weeks ago prisoners wore shackels tbat Lad been welded on tbei limbs. But General Henry gave the order tbat the shackels should be filed off and no more cruelty practiced. Spring tiredness is due to an Impov erished condition of the blood and i cured by Hood's Sarsaparilla, which enriches tbe blood. V Tl SLIOio I HOLE NO. 4J 197. In the Philippines. At leat forty Am ti an lawyers are endeavoring to earn a Jiving in Maui.a. Since tbe Airn'riean occupation over 400 saloons have Iswu epened iu M nil. Montana soldiers have found indica tions of srold while at work, in the treuches. Maluloa is less than thirty miles from Manila, yet day after day the American columns advaoced through towns and cities with a population of from 1,0) to 10.000.. A. Furman Heddeu has established a monthly magazine known as tbe Philippine Monthly. Wood cut of scenes of interest in the Island of Lu zon are produced, aud stories by naval officers and others are published. Spanish officers are returning home, and all have large quantities ot native gold, which tbey say is plentiful in the mountain streams. --Manila American. The; officers' w!-t who arrived on the Morptn city were nt allowed to land, n tJetierur Otis thought ho had woiik n aud children enough to protect A soblier of tbe Twentieth Kansas tells this story at the expense of a fellow-soldier: "When we were sent out on the firing line Pete Bogan was lying behind a tree, out of the way of bullets. All at once be yelled out like a wild man: 'Captain, I can not stand these darned ants biting me all the timer Zip! A bullet passed cltise lo his body. 'Ou second thoughts, Captain,' be yell ed, 'I can stand theru!" " A Lucky Exchange. Lieutenant Elward Lloyd, Jr., of the cruiser New Orleans, says he never considered himself lucky uutil he heard of the capture of Lieutenant J. C. Gill uiore, of the Yorktowu, aud his party by the Filipinos. When the Solace sailed from this port for Manila, says the New York Times, with a cargo of ammunition and other supplies cn bjard, Lieutenant Lloyd was ordered aboard of her to act as navigator. The lieutenant has his own ideas about tbe beauties of tbe Philippine Islands and of life there. Accordingly he lost no time iu looking around for a substitute to take bis place. Lletitenaut Gillmore, on the other hand, was glad of a chance to go, aud after the necessary preliminaries were gone through with the two officers ex changed positions. "And If it were not for that ex change," said Lit.-utenant Lloyd. "I suppose I might now be iu the bands of those yelping Filipinos. There is only one elemeut cf doubt in the ease," added the lieutenant. "Gillmore was transferred to the Yorktowu after he reached Manila. Nevertheless, it gave me rather a peculiar feeling to read in the paper that he had been caught by those savages." Lieutenant Lloyd Is ou the New Orleans, now in the city of New Or- lea us, where the ship will be a centre of interest After her stay there, the officers expect to receive orders to go to Manila. The Persian Carpenter. In accordance with the invariable custom of all Eastern artisans, the car penter sits upon the ground when at work. Instead of a beuch, a strong take is driven down before him, leav- ng about ten inches out of the ground. and upon this he rests his work, and keeps it steady with his feet The fa cility with which the work is executed In this position has always been a mat ter of surprise to European workmen. In the royal arsen tls English tools are used, and a better system of working has been introduced under the superin tendence of British officers, but in the native workshops tbe workmen are still to be seen squatting on the ground; and, bdng used to this position from infancy, and their tools being formed to work with more efficiency when used in this way, any alteraliou is scarcely to 1 expected. Their principal tools are the frame saw, adz, planes, ham mers, nails, and a few smaller tools. Southern Lumberman. Pneumatic Leg. An Lnsrlish inventor has uevisea a very ingenious artificial leg and foot in tended for use in cases of amputation below the knee joint It is mainly com posed of a hollow rubber chamber, which is inflated in exactly the same way as is a bicycle tire. The skeleton of the foot is of wood and contains within it a rubber-faced joint, which permits of movements like those which take place at the ankle. A pair of rubber pneumatic pads sur round the end of the amputated limb, so that no uqdue pressure Is exerted on the tissue. The Old Virginia "Anntie" and the Spring Chicken. At nearly every station on tbe Cnesa- pcake A Ohio Railroad in Virginia, says The Argonaut, picturesque colored men and women attend the trains with trays of fried chicken, corn bread, boiled egga, sandwiches, pies and' other re freshments, crying: "Hyer's spring chicken, tender and uiee!" Where do you get spring chicken this time of year? asked a passenger of the vener able "auntie," one bitter March day, "You'ns a Na'vth'n lady, aiu't you honey ?" responded the lunch-vender. with a twinkle in her eye; "an Nawth'n ladies i good to poh kul'd folks, so you hadu't ought to ask nobody wbar dy gits de spring chickens." Before Wheeler's Nerve Vitalizer was discovered epilepsy caused serious alarm, but not now. It -cured Mrs. Joseph Keller, Couverso, Ind., after sbe had spent a thousand dollars ia trying to find a cure. For sale at Gar maa's Drusr Store. Berlin. Pa. and Mountain 4 Sou's Drug Store, Con fli;euce, Pa, "You are too little," aid the pro prietor of the tough beanery. "It takes bigger guys dan you to mauaga do mugs dat feed here." "Ah!" said the applicant for a job, "I see. Noae but the brave do serve the fare here." XadUaapjUj Jjurail FARX SEWS ASD VIEWS. Weads and SoilMsistire-Ssasaaable Hints. A single w-ed my apparently do but little hiroi, h-it every weed tht oc cupies spae duriug ferisds cf dry ath.ir Ukos tie moisture uom a Urge surrounding surface. One who has arlveo the matter attention and exper iment etbmtes that one pund of weeds will remove pounds of water froui.tue soil dariaj au ordinary d.-ou,;tit, and tbat VW pound of weeds praon? ate not an uausua! sihtoa sj:ne fiekb, tbe loa on e.-ol acre be iag 2oO,WO pouudj of moioture per acre, aud tlii loss may be greater if tUe weed are well advanced lu growth. Ia addition to this deprivation of ti.e soil of Its moisture, weeds draw oa the fertility and take from the crop the fol which is so uecessary for its ad vancement and success. It is work lo k vp down weeds, but the labor cau be materially reduced if the weeds are de stroyed when they are small, which al-to loose as the top soil aud prevent lod of moisture by evaporation. Tbe cultivator Is aa implement that should naver be Idle at this season. Better butter can be made oa the farm than at the creamery if the same care is given. The managers of cream erica secure the best assistants to be had, and they aim to put g-xxl butter on the market The advantages pos sessed by the farmer who makes dairy butter is that he can feed his cows ou t ie best foods, use more cire and work with cleaner surrouudings. A large proportion o? creamery butter is not uniform, as the milk comes from many sources, but dairy butter is injured la the churning and manipulation of tbe product by inexperienced persons. Farm yard manure varies greatly, its valil depending upon thf kinds of fiKlj eaten by animals, and also upon the absorbent materials u-ud in the hap. One cord of mtuure should weigh about three tons, and should contain about 27 pounds of nitrogen, lii pounds ph.nphorio acid and 21 pounds potash. Oue ton is about a two-horse load. A load of one ton is valued at about $2. Dogs are not always at fault when they kill sheep. Not oue dog la ten Is fed, and is consequently compelled to pick up its food wherever it cu be pro cured. It is at night that such dogs prowl over a neighborhood seeking food and attack sheep from uecwity. When the dog discovers a source of supply it will avail itself of tbe priv ilege. If dogs were giveU regular meals at home tbey would lie less ludiued to forage for food. At this season of tbe year it is ex pen sive to be behind with the work, as double the labor -jvill be required to catch up. A weed that is left for a day or two may be large when its destruc tion is sought Plan out the work iu advance, be systematic and aim to carry out the plans. It is better to be ahead with all farm operations, so as to be ready to perform service iu auy direction where work is most desirabU Oiice the soil is made cleau It is easier to keep it so than to give weeds a chance to grow. As a precaution against a possible short hay crop sow a plot of corn for fodder, and also do not overlook millet, the great summer hay crop, which, grows rapidly, gives a large yield, and is grown with as HttkMulior as any other hay crop. Hc.nsariaa .grass is also another excelieut crojs which may be seeded down now. It may be cut several limes during tbe season and grows so rapidly as to completely kill all the weeds on tbe land on which it is grown. Now that strawberries are falling ia price it is a loss of time ai well as ex pensive to pick and ship the small and inferior berries. Compel the pickers to pick only the best and leave thiwe that are undirable, aud the expeuse of shipments will be reduced and better prices obtained. The market is never overstocked with the choicest, and there U always a ready sale for the best at good price. As soon as the early cabbages are weil established hoe around each plant and cultivate between the rows. The first homing will be found to bemorebene- oial than any afur cultivation. It ts ia the warmth, holds the moisture in the soil, destroys young weeds, and ives the plants a good start Two cultivated crops on a piece of land is the cheapest mode of cleauiug the soil of weeds and grass. Corn aud potatoes must be cultivated, aud where wo year's cultivation is given suctt crops the ground will lie left In excel lent condition for a sowed crop, like wheat The cultivation, however, must be thorough, for if ouly partially doue the labor will be in vaiu. String beans may be now planted, and as they are very prolific ouly a few rows are necessary to supply a family. Tbey can be bad ia succession uutil fall by planting at differeut periods. After the early varieties are up p!ant stringless kinds and pick the pods dai ly, so as to prevent auy from maturing. The custom of feeding grain only to poultry is one which is didijult to alter. Grass in summer ia desirable for young birds. If a small plot is wired off for a flock o! chicks that are able to care for themselves it will be found that they will pick off tbe grass so close as to leave the grouud bare ia a few days. Grass is the cheapest food that can be allowed in summer, and where adult fowls and chicks have an unlimit ed range they will need u other food, except a l'gbt meal of grain at night. to indues them to come to the farm yard regularly. Not an "Impatient" at AIL The nurse on duty in a certain Lon don hospital ws giving tbe little ones their last meal for tbe day. All save one were patiently waiting their turn to be served, the one ia questi m being a little rosycheeked convalescent, who was calling lustily for her portion. "Aren't you just a little impatieut. Dorothy ?" inquired the kindly nurse, with just a little tinge of correction iu ber tone. "No I'm not!" retort.! Dorothy, promptly; "I'm a little she patient."' disappointed. Sylvia What's the matter? You look as if you had lost your last friend. Maude I weut to see a fortune-teller yesterday and she told me I was going to marry a tall, dark man. The only real rich fellow I know is dumpy, and has red hair. Chicago Times-Herald. Good Advice. "What's the matter, old mau?" "Oh, I've just had a quarrel w my wife." "Well, forget and forgive." "I never caa forgive her. You see, X was ia the wrong." "Then In tbat case demand an apol ogy !" Harlem Life. th